Broken Straight Sword 0 Hit Run - Dark Souls 3
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- Опубликовано: 1 авг 2018
- RULES: No Shields, Magic, Save-Quits or Glitches. Environmental damage such as poison from WATER, toxicity in the gardens and falling without deaths are not hits. Hits are generally classified as a stagger and or damage from an enemy or hostile contraption.
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imagine being the most powerful person in the universe and then a dude only wearing underwear using a broken sword destroys you
That's the immortal thug life
Seven deadly sins reference?
they need to git gud
now this is canon
@@bakhitalketbi9460 i dont think he only wears underwear xD
There is no Gud left to Get
It's GIT you uncultured bird shit
Fuck, brb committing sudoku
Rabid_Mule Deer it's seppuku you uncultured plum
Gabriel Torres it's a joke
r/woosh
Literraly makes all of us look like casuals
Haha, didn't know this was the fucking spelling bee
Its "casuls", fricking casul
I know right. I'm over here happy I beat dancer at sl10 with a +1 raw broadsword and then i see these dark soul experts beating bosses with the characters pinky doing .010 damage
@@aceuncanny9021Uncanny what do you mean by spelling bee?
@@hayyan7648 means he's gay for OP
“The lords must be returned to their thrones” squilla: picks up broken straight sword. “Give me 3 hours”.
Took me 50 hours to do my first play through
@@calebstrong3022 the game's not long, the game's a RPG
@@calebstrong3022 that was because you were lost, die a lot and was your first time. This man literally woke to do one thing and go back go sleep, and he fucking did it in 3 hours
@@calebstrong3022 lol yeah not sure why people like to act like that's unrealistically long to take with someone new to souls. Especially exploring fully without maps and learning all the bosses it's a lot. My first dark souls 3 run took 60 hours, 25% of which was nameless king.
This is the Dark Souls of Dark Souls 3
DS1
U gotta try with an broken broken sword
Gives me conniptions
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@@Axedius ok...
Abyss watchers: **trains in legion to be deadly knights for years**
Squilla: **rams broken sword up their ass**
Imagine training years to come up with those "easy for backstab" moves
@@yareyaredonut Well they're kinda bat-shit crazy when you get to them so their combat prowess prolly isn't "as good"
Also game, and a game boss with no openings doesn't seem that "game-y"
DS3 SL1 No Hit Broken Straight Sword Upside Down Screen Wii Controller
Fucking casual, i did all of that, but blind folded.
Guitar hero controller
SootySix 872 replace the wii controller with the power glove
SootySix 872
DS3 SL-802 no hit broken broken straight sword upside down 1 inch wide low brightness screen controlled with a banana hooked up to a potato battery hooked up to a hamster in a wheel generating electricity
@@hectorbeck4350 you guys are obviously making it all too easy.
Let's just cut off his arms and feet.
#nolimbschallenge
The guy in chat who told him he forgot the broken straight sword about 3 minutes in is a huge hero to this run, and we don't even know who he is.
27:30 "You wouldn't even have enough items to kill Vordt"
Ymfah: hold my estus
Plugged his full items only vid lol
Just like he said, he'd laugh at things that would seem impossible, but months later here we are
I'm convinced Ymfah has time travel abilities and puts shit in the game before its released to make his runs somewhat possible
Guard:"Welcome to the salty spitoon! How tough are ya!?"
Squilla:"How though am I!? How tough am I?! I beat Dark Souls 3 with only a Broken Straight Sword!"
Guard:"Yeah So? ZeroLenny did that aswell?!"
Squilla:"Without taking a single hit."
Guard:"Move along sir, sorry for keeping you waiting!"
While reading the chat
I dont like the implication zerolenny is a wimp who wouldn't get in the salty spitoon
@@zacharyclark4092 i think you missinterpreted the scenario.
I implyed that the act of beating a Dark Souls 3 with only the Broken Sword was already acomplished and it was merly a copycat attempt. But squilla destroyed the competition by not getting hit a single time.
It's ment to praise ZeroLenny for his achievement, aswell as acknowledging Squillas skill in doing the same but taking 0 Hits.
Have a nice day :)
@@Dalawall Bro it's a joke, thanks for the explanation though.
He kicks onion man off the roof and leaves him to fend for himself I've never seen a greater sin
he is cosplaying as a hollow, so it makes sense
Nobody:
Boss: wait why is this boss music playing?
*Quilla enters*
Boss: OH NO
Vinicius Muylaert Stolen comment, fuck off
@@hellodumplings8564 sorry but who asked
Aticus Smith Theres no need of anyone asking for me to say anything, idiot
@@hellodumplings8564 Have you considered crying about it?
Byron the best why would I? It wasn’t even my comment which was stolen. Are you stupid?
2:44:47 ultra instinct activated*
Yes i agree my dear rotten child
@TooFrostii yea but it worked
@TooFrostii But it worked
TooFrostii but it worked
@TooFrostii but it worked
Absolute madness
sardo
Sardoche oh bah t’es là toi
i don't play DS3 nor watch exactly the entire video....but why SquillaKilla used Storm Ruler on Yhorm? I thought he was gonna use Broken Sword ONLY. Is there any canon-restriction or anything?
@@MoridaFanadier storm ruler is necessary to beat the boss like any other weapon deal almost 0 dmg
@@lesetheres4573 ah...make sense
Somewhere out there, Lenny is yelling in outrage.
Didn't Lobos do it long before Lenny? .... for that matter I think pretty much all runs are Lobos runs.
@@nolongeraperson r/whoosh
@@AdminAbuse Right back at you ;)
Infernus Fenris to be fair Lenny did yhrom with the sword as a well
lenny still has yhorm and fists iudex on him as well as all optional
Boss times
Gundyr: 1:40
Vordt: 11:05
Watchers: 41:45
Wolnir: 1:00:35
Dancer: 1:13:05
Sage: 1:26:50
Deacons: 1:34:30
Pontiff: 2:01:36
Aldrich: 2:13:45
Yhorm: 2:21:50
Dragonslayer: 2:27:10
Princes: 2:43:25
Cinder: 2:50:17
thank you future pirate king
Thx 👍😄
Thank you
Thank you
No Nameless King? Casul
2:59:14 the donation is just wonderfull, how it plays with the music lmao just perfect
0:22 "They added danger."
"Ye..."
Yes indeed
@@muddledlion9593 it is called lothric
There was a point where I couldn't even get past Iudex Gundyr, and now I can play through the entire game without dying, this game has an insane skill curve
i used to struggle so much with Iudex but then like not even a week later i was beating bosses with just fist, its insane
Well fck me I just cant do it no matter how gud I git I feel like not even dying once is a huge dissrespect to the game and it fcking makes me cringe when people say they beated the game without dying once. Im here but I actually never see these runs through and I just imagine that he actually died at least once..
@@thebro44 lmao, it’s all just muscle memories, after you die like 100 times you remember to do shit different
2:44:48 HOOOOWWWW???????!!
AdityaVanko audio ques maybe?
and he is like pretty chill about it too
gives me conniptions
INNNHUUUUMAN REACTION!
Good 'ol sound queues with iFrames
Soul of cinder:
"Why i can't hit him????"
Run: *starts*
Me: Okay he's gonna grab the blue Gatorade and kill gundyr
Him: *skips Gatorade*
@Metalhead "Gatorade" refers to one of the first items you can pick up in the game, the Ashen Estus Flask which replenishes Focus Points which are used to cast spells and perform weapon skills.
@@uknowimeyen why is it named that just call it ashen flask
@@praisemidir well i do like to call it gatorade as well but thats yo opinion
That's my literal first time hearing someone calling it Gatorade.
Reminds me of the whole MacGuffin thing.
@@HandsomeGamerGuy I've heard a few people call it gatorade including ymfah I think
This is the longest video I’ve ever sat and watched beginning to end on RUclips. You managed to keep my attention for 3 whole hours!
That's impressive on your behalf, this is kinda boring.
@@sorensouthard927 Not all find it boring.
Try plague doctor pimp walks to gangstas paradise 10 hour version
The planning and execution of this run is insane, i look away to get a glass of water and hes already fighting another boss. Absolute mad lad
I just love how casually you talk after doing this stuff
*Only a mad Hollow would choose to fight with this*
Well actually-
When you need to save the world but you broke af:
I feel I'm one of the best DS3 player when i beat nameless king without drinking any estus
Well, until i find this mad guy
I felt same after No-hit NG7 Midir (with kinda edgy Abyss Watchers cosplay) ,
we never gonna Git Gud, my friend...
we never gonna Git Gud...
Just another fool Midir isn’t too hard to no hit honestly I feel as if he’s one of the easier bosses bc of how slow his attacks are.
@@StonexRanger well, on NG7 his battle is really long.
However, on SL 1 he is definitly easier the Gael
Just another fool his battle is extremely quick for me and I’m NG+16 rn. I usually kill him in 2-5 min just depends. And if I play smart I use 3-5 Estus maybe. But Gael on the other hand still gives me trouble and takes quite longer but I still enjoy his fight a lot and find it so fun even if I’m yelling at it 😅. I think Gael is by far the best boss they’ve made.
Just another fool but then again it’s different for everyone and maybe just bc of my build. I mean I’m level 255 so yeah
8:30 this is my first "lie" man. hahahhaha
0:05 mordecai
I know 2 years but yes holy nipplenugget
@@IIMado 2 year old
Now do it with... uhhhhh.... fists only?
Its YaBoi he already did that
Broken Broken Straight Sword
Philiquaz it's just the bottom half of the handle
Its YaBoi
Broken fists without adequate stats
Broken fists...
Hey bro ty watching this just taught me how to beat Abyss Watcher, yea I know I'm a n00b Sekiro just introduced me to all this soulsborne world and I'm hooked now. Crazy how they got a game coming out next named after me. 😁
Got that Eldin Ring vibe
absolutely insane how he interacts with chat so much while doing this
ZeroLenny: *commits seppuku*
With a broken straight sword
baluardo salgassi Still didn’t kill because it hit him like a fucking wet noodle
There’s only place to one pretty princess in this rooting tooting town
The Lenny Run : P now all you need is the dress
There's only room for one pretty princess in this rootin' tootin' town.
Refined broken parrying dagger sl1 +0 no damage or items and blindfolded while drunk or else ur bad kid :^)))))
NG5
While lit on fire and on heroin and LSD
Also with one hand. And earmuffs.
And while being trapped in a room with tear gas.
@@SwordCrab ng7
The one man Giant Dad does not dare to call a “Casul”
I’m genuinely absolutely baffled how you’ve done this, seriously. I’ve never been this impressed in my life.
You should've broken the stormruler as a compromise
Well it is already broken
Top 10 n words of all time, no.1
= this comment reply status
Nice
Nice
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Nice
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Soul of cinder watching a naked man approach him with a broken sword •_•
The fact that you’ve been able to consistently put out content on dark souls is astonishing. Truly impressive
Dura is a joke in ds3, ive never needed to repair
Duncanslab they probably added way more durability because of the mess up with ds2 durability glitch
@@metalblade8986 Yeah, because fucking stupid mechanics like that are o so important.
@@TheStraightestWhitest who doesn't like a broken weapon?
@Elmo you reset durability on bonfires -> therefore reparing at the smith is a thing of impossibility
@@user-it6jd1sb6k i think some of the katanas like the washing pole break really easily so you might need to repair it
This is my first time seeing something like this. Cant believe there are things as no hit runs on dark souls. Somehow keept my attention for 3 hours
Ashen one: kicks down to door to the boss room “HERE IS JOHNNY”.
Bosses: “AAHHHHHHHHHH!!”
I want to see someone do a broken broken straight sword play through, never been done
2:46:41 Instant elfen lied flashbacks. Man that anime was hella good.
From Software: the souls games are very difficult and test a players skill.
SquillaKilla: watch me run around in no armor with a broken sword and get 0 hits taken
FS: am I a joke to you?
ZeroLenny:Haha I'm the king of dark souls
You: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
Imagine being an all powerful lord of cinder and getting your rear end handed to you by some half naked dude with a broken sword then realize you didn’t even land a single hit on him
The patience alone to do these runs is impressive, I don’t even know what to call you actually completing them. Absolute madness ❤️
God you are so polite it's very wholesome and refreshing, makes the content even better. I'm watching this while I'm doing my very first challenge run which is, can you guess? A broken straight sword run! God this thing sucks lol. But it adds an extra layer of difficulty to the game which is fun. I even finally learned how to parry in DS3, the only Soulsbourne I couldn't parry in. I'm not doing a no hit run though lmao, I don't think I'll ever be that crazy. Love your content man, Praise the Sun.
man slaughters everything with a piece of wet tissue, doesnt get hit.
Dude came in here like meliodis Whit his broken straight sword
I absolutely love your vids :) great personality for this kind of thing
zerolenny would be proud
for some reason started to laugh uncontrollably when he applied lightning buff to that freaking broken sword in the fight with Vordt
Your voice is soothing and you give me a very calm vibe.
*you hollow guy*
You inspired me to do a SL1 all bosses broken straight sword run. That was a very hard challenge, but I finished it
Damn. Well done!
0:22 "they added danger?"
"Yes!"
Me: *Cant beat any of the souls games without my friends carrying me as phantoms.*
Squilla: “Hold my beer.”
"PARRY-ONLY" Play through is the ultimate Meta Lord achievement.
If all the bosses had one attack, that could be parried, I would like to see someone try to achieve this Meta Lord rank.
12:30 Ah, Boar Vessel. What a throwback lol
I’m glad i found you you’re my favorite you tuber to this day
Why is cod a sport when this would be a much more exciting e sport
Invalid Run, you used the Storm Ruler !!!!11!!
3 more hours of poking Yhorm in his ankles wouldn't be every fun to watch.
If you're hitting his ankles, you're doing it wrong. If you know what you're doing, hitting his arms and head, it would only take about 10 minutes. Still dont blame him for using Stormruler though. Took me about 15 minutes to kill Yhorm with broken ss at level 1 for reference.
We all know that he can dodge all his attacks, it will only be a matter of time
Cough cough he uses the sellswords at the start dawg cough cough
@@virus3x2 it doesn't take three hours, there are plenty of videos of people killing him with the broken sword, it only takes about 20-30 minutes
just started back on darksouls playing 3 at moment. feel good after 2 years
Mr SqillaKilla i am completely blown away by your Mastery of the Two Princes. you are my New DS III God now. Thanks for this insane video.
Truly a man of spice
ZeroLenny would be proud
"Not enough items to kill Vordt in the beginning."
ymfah would disagree, having beaten DS3 with consumables only.
Just.....
Awesome.
I'm speechless.
Greetings from Brazil! Big fan here.
your perfect explanation of the title and the lengths you went to appease people got my like haha
48:00 I almost finally fell asleep but then squilla did this.
💀💀💀
Squilla: "They added danger?"
Narrator: "Ye"
I didn’t realise for ages that that background noise when he’s speaking isn’t in the game, the gate made it sound like it was happening in the game
That Dancer of the Boreal fight was the most beautiful fight I’ve ever seen. A dance for the ages
I won a pvp match with a raw broken straight sword once. Felt pretty cool
El Macho 🛐
you absolute madman
absolutely masochistic madman
Hey man love your videos
Can you do a run with only the weapon arts?
I think it's going to be fun and hard
You are incredible! Awesome skills.
How many hours do you have in the Dark Soul serie to get that good, I have about 270 myself, but still kinda suck since I don't mind farming
Thats funny
I have a total of around 500
Well rip lennys commentsection i guess
The amount of effort you've put into this is insane
40:03 When you are doing so well that the gods send a hitman to stop you.
Me: uses homeward bone to go back to last bonfire
Also Me: teleports to firelink from last bonfire
He came to the second boss in 12 minutes while i spend three weeks...
For those who don't know, when you dont see phantoms outside boss doors try passwords related or if you want to be summoned for a boss use them aka : dancer, gundyr, vordt... Thats how you get the high levels carry
Amazing run! I’m just trying to get the dark soul achievement right now I have 35/43 achievements.
I still need master of rings and its so hard
That's one great voice you have there!
This sounds so unecessarily crazy that I can't even watch It. Don't worry I left a like for you.
Outstanding! Amazing skills 👍
Me: proud that I even managed to beat the game
Squilla:
Just when I thought I seen it all
I knew this is the best sword in game
you should make a compilation of all the hits that ended a run and put it on youtube. would be cool
Squilla explaining to chat that he doesn't get upset at chat for asking obvious questions, because he sees it as just a human mistake forever cemented him as one of the coolest streamers I have ever watched.
You’re a clown
That's 3 hours of my life I'm never getting back and I don't care because it was amazing
Now imagine doing this challenge without fall damage either
"GIVES ME CONSTIPATIONS" -Hawkwood the deserter
43:40 Squilla listens to Gojira??!!!??