My thoughts on Pan Zhanle's 46.40 100 freestyle World Record

It's good to be back.
I was recently out in Paris on vacation when someone told me "hey Kyle did you know the Olympic Games are currently happening?" so I waddled myself down to the La Defense arena to watch some swimming when this happened.
A 46.40 100 freestyle. Quite possibly the most preposterous thing I have ever witnessed take place in a pool. Let's talk about it.