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  • Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024

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  • @DustToGloryPW
    @DustToGloryPW Год назад +3153

    The awkward silence every time Ryan said anything had me rolling 🤣

    • @makswell6993
      @makswell6993 Год назад +245

      David broke him 🤣

    • @TheJols
      @TheJols Год назад +224

      I'm glad you liked it. For me the cringe was rough, sorta ruined my evening.

    • @DustToGloryPW
      @DustToGloryPW Год назад +70

      @@TheJols it was very rough!

    • @vayayhoez306
      @vayayhoez306 Год назад +118

      I was looking for these comment lmfao

    • @adamgonzales6005
      @adamgonzales6005 Год назад +50

      Never heard of him

  • @Danthamanfowler
    @Danthamanfowler Год назад +1239

    the crowd letting ryan long eat it all night is the highlight of the episode, william calling it out was the cherry

    • @synaesteddy
      @synaesteddy Год назад +70

      Watching now. First 40 minutes all his jokes landed but one. People are really over reacting

    • @TheJols
      @TheJols Год назад +42

      It was very cringe and sort of fascinating. I'm certain it wasn't just his jokes, what made it bad was all about his energy when something didn't work out like he wanted. Listened to some other Kill Tony and sometimes the guests have a lot of jokes that don't work great but them just being able to brush it off makes a huge difference.

    • @AmmoGus1
      @AmmoGus1 Год назад +18

      @@synaesteddy gets worse after 40 minutes

    • @Wnick56
      @Wnick56 Год назад +13

      @@AmmoGus1 right, but for people to say “all night long” is a bit of a reach

    • @patrickhenry4286
      @patrickhenry4286 Год назад +9

      Ryan long got absolutely roasted by this other guy, that was a dope roast moment, haven't watched kill Tony before, but damn this is good content. Ryan Long ate shit, he didn't have good jokes at all here.

  • @MixMasterMark
    @MixMasterMark Год назад +405

    For years to come, Ryan Long will wake up at 2am in a cold sweat thinking about how hard he ate shit on this episode...

    • @LesserMoffHootkins
      @LesserMoffHootkins Год назад +17

      He was amazingly not funny

    • @thomchristensen990
      @thomchristensen990 Год назад +9

      @@secretname4190 you must've posted this at 2am and it's been a few months now

    • @aquaticnuke
      @aquaticnuke Год назад

      @@thomchristensen990 it’s almost 2 but yeah this sucked ass

    • @andreaholcock8992
      @andreaholcock8992 Год назад

      @@secretname4190he seems like kind of a loser

    • @raiusdaltar1483
      @raiusdaltar1483 Год назад

      No he won't because he's a delusional egomaniac

  • @Henrydingus01123
    @Henrydingus01123 Год назад +626

    Ryan Long’s appearance was like if Mitch Hedberg’s joke “you can’t always please everyone all the time and last night all those people were at my show” was a person.
    That was rough.

    • @Ynotnow9900
      @Ynotnow9900 Год назад +11

      I liked his ladder joke

    • @Henrydingus01123
      @Henrydingus01123 Год назад +16

      @@Ynotnow9900 I don’t remember it but there were a few comments he made that didn’t make my brain error 404 and I may have even tee hee’d.

    • @Ynotnow9900
      @Ynotnow9900 Год назад +7

      @@Henrydingus01123 the more I watched, the more I agree with u

    • @elfharandy1
      @elfharandy1 Год назад +24

      yeah man I feel like some of his jokes deserved way more! felt like the crowd decided against him pretty early on. love Ryan, but when it's not your night, it's just not your night.

    • @Kennypowers51
      @Kennypowers51 Год назад +15

      Ryan was funny but the crowd was just not for the boyz apparently. Now William Montgomery, on the other hand....

  • @current3109
    @current3109 Год назад +643

    The fact that Hans Kim arrived on stage in full motorcycle gear alone is funnier than both guests combined

    • @fleacircus4408
      @fleacircus4408 Год назад +10

      @@kickstart2865 not great, but it ended up making David Lucas better, so not a total loss.

    • @guapodel
      @guapodel Год назад +7

      Dude with pizza hat was acting like he was hanging out with his girlfriends guy friends. “no matter what these guys say, I’m not gonna laugh”

    • @noahlowery1967
      @noahlowery1967 10 месяцев назад +6

      Hans is unfunny. Always has been

    • @youngmaestro4153
      @youngmaestro4153 9 месяцев назад

      Full scooter gear, don't give him too much credit

    • @rafael556
      @rafael556 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah that’s definitely real comedy. Double handed microphone hack normand jr right there.

  • @kameronerdman5870
    @kameronerdman5870 Год назад +172

    It was so painful to watch every time Ryan tried making a joke 😂

    • @disposable3167
      @disposable3167 Месяц назад +2

      honestly a lot of his jokes went great with the audience. i think this is just what happens when a guest actually tried to contribute instead of sitting there silently like 90% of them lol

    • @kameronerdman5870
      @kameronerdman5870 Месяц назад

      @@disposable3167 definitely not true, there's plenty of guests who talk a lot and murder

  • @taylor1212eminem
    @taylor1212eminem Год назад +793

    Love how the crowd kept letting Ryan long fall flat on his face

    • @alexpaul1117
      @alexpaul1117 Год назад +10

      Dude kept randomly staring HARD at any girl that was cute too. Made me feel weird even when the dude in the orange shirt showed up

    • @Bbknuckles
      @Bbknuckles Год назад +3

      @@alexpaul1117 he tried to be slick about checking out the girl who was “cold” lol. It was so painfully obvious and on stage in front of everyone. I guess he wanted to look so bad he didn’t care what anyone would say. Can’t blame the guy for looking but come on.. don’t make it so obvious.

    • @NihlisZero
      @NihlisZero Год назад +6

      It's not the crowds fault.... lol

    • @DietersYT
      @DietersYT Год назад +24

      @@NihlisZero kind of disagree, I think after a few bombs the crowd started actively choosing not to laugh at certain jokes because they didn’t like Ryan

    • @NihlisZero
      @NihlisZero Год назад +9

      @@DietersYT You may have a point and I do Agree he's a very unlikeable guy but i still don't blame the crowd as part of being a comedian is being likeable

  • @El...Presidente
    @El...Presidente Год назад +731

    Never seen guests bomb this hard. Great episode tho laughed my ass off as usual!

    • @topboyrec8381
      @topboyrec8381 Год назад +19

      Must haven’t seen the Tiffany haddish one 😬😬 that one is beyond fucked

    • @taransoor26
      @taransoor26 Год назад +6

      joe darosa likes this comment

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 Год назад

      @@topboyrec8381 She’s been on a number of times. Which episode are you referring to?

    • @ramkorndef
      @ramkorndef Год назад

      Oh man I haven’t seen her on. I don’t care for her. She’s obnoxious

    • @joshboy88420
      @joshboy88420 Год назад +44

      donnell rawlings episode is the biggest bomb in the show history for sure. He actually left half way.

  • @atombom8214
    @atombom8214 Год назад +151

    William is so good at making situations painfully awkward and we get to find out who gets it and doesn't fall apart. He has done that to so many people especially making them repeat themselves to just kill the vibe hahaha I love it

    • @thejeff1129
      @thejeff1129 Год назад +10

      Easily one of the best parts of the show

    • @stackit_5417
      @stackit_5417 10 месяцев назад

      Bro Williams set are masterpieces 😂

  • @BillyReplies
    @BillyReplies Год назад +351

    "You guys upset that that vaccine is not working?" is a perfect example of how the set up for a joke can be funnier than the punchline. What an absolutely hilarious line. Well done. 😂

    • @34ogx
      @34ogx Год назад

      she shoulda just let it hang n not said anything

    • @vtecchair
      @vtecchair Год назад +10

      Billy is quadruple boosted🤪🤪

    • @ninthcloud6331
      @ninthcloud6331 Год назад +21

      I absolutely agree. That woman was hilarious! She really knew what she was doing up there. Can't say that about the 2 guests.

    • @pronman69
      @pronman69 Год назад +13

      The truth is funny af

    • @BillyReplies
      @BillyReplies Год назад +5

      @@vtecchair Incorrect. And I am not sure what this even means. Got 4 "likes" though.

  • @ivangotyokes
    @ivangotyokes Год назад +106

    Ryan Long is that guy that makes a joke after a joke has already landed.

  • @bodimaggio4488
    @bodimaggio4488 10 месяцев назад +36

    Hans Kim 11:28
    First Comic 20:20
    Layla Ingalls 27:25
    Leonarda Jonie 34:10
    Next Comic 41:21
    David Lucas 49:57
    Christina Marioni 1:00:10
    Next Comic 1:07:33
    Mel Sofee 1:13:33

    • @stephenautopsy6246
      @stephenautopsy6246 10 месяцев назад +1

      I literally thought Layla and Christina were the same person from different sets from the shorts

    • @DishyLemon
      @DishyLemon 9 месяцев назад

      Thank you

    • @nevertryberg
      @nevertryberg 7 месяцев назад +7

      Next Comic 😆

    • @imgenoh5296
      @imgenoh5296 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@nevertryberg he doesn’t deserve to have his name in the list 😂😂

    • @jasonsworld333
      @jasonsworld333 2 месяца назад

      Lmao

  • @McnastyGG-
    @McnastyGG- Год назад +214

    I've never seen a guest bomb this much🤣 still a great show

    • @miketurner1908
      @miketurner1908 Год назад +30

      Donnell Rawlings

    • @realRickySpanish
      @realRickySpanish Год назад +1

      Donnell was killing himself on stage he came in a terrible mood and just acted like a baby 😂
      He’s funny tho

    • @__Hyde__
      @__Hyde__ Год назад

      Most of the picks where funnier then them.

    • @McnastyGG-
      @McnastyGG- Год назад

      @@miketurner1908 🤣

    • @nickmiles2862
      @nickmiles2862 11 дней назад

      Sam Jay

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 Год назад +246

    Ryan Long Bomb 💣 wow this will go on to be absolutely legendary. Love how Tony didn't even try to bail him out.

    • @mattpolz3418
      @mattpolz3418 Год назад +16

      When David Lucas destroyed him you could see the light leave his eyes and whatever braincells were left went with it 😂
      I wish I got to hear the dialogue between him and Tony after the show. Would've been funny.

    • @Hellaframes
      @Hellaframes Год назад +9

      i just googled worst guest and they recommend this one 😂😂😂

    • @Mike-fx4nu
      @Mike-fx4nu Год назад

      Tony was laughing half the time.

  • @Troughi
    @Troughi Год назад +277

    Let this episode be a testament to exactly how good Tony is.

    • @slumpmanwun
      @slumpmanwun Год назад +10

      true he was on a roll

    • @21TaylorRIP
      @21TaylorRIP Год назад +7

      Hes a GREAT MC

    • @joshgorsky5224
      @joshgorsky5224 Год назад +7

      ehhhh Tony’s not that good. He has a figurative satchel of lines and comebacks that he constantly recycles at different kill tony shows. Someone recently exposed this with a compilation

    • @21TaylorRIP
      @21TaylorRIP Год назад +11

      @@joshgorsky5224 and carson, letterman, all great MCs dont?

    • @21TaylorRIP
      @21TaylorRIP Год назад +8

      @@joshgorsky5224 your negativity hurts my head

  • @micahyoung5229
    @micahyoung5229 Год назад +150

    That Patrick star joke was gold😂 “no this is Patrick”

    • @allstopblue5717
      @allstopblue5717 Год назад +6

      Fuck yeah. Haha wasn’t expecting that at all

    • @Aquamatiic
      @Aquamatiic Год назад +3

      I saw it coming but it was still funny

    • @Jay-hs7cb
      @Jay-hs7cb Год назад +1

      Is that like an anime or spongebob reference? I didnt get it

    • @ranonl8841
      @ranonl8841 Год назад +1

      @@Jay-hs7cb spongebob

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 Год назад +3

      funny if youre 16 sure

  • @dibbdee
    @dibbdee Год назад +402

    This show makes Mondays the best day of the week.

    • @mutantm0nkey
      @mutantm0nkey Год назад +4

      I agree with you there! WILLIAM IS BACK BABY

    • @Weenis416
      @Weenis416 Год назад

      The only show i watch every week. Nothing else is actually good. Tv sucks, most yputube is garbage. Kill tony makes youtube good.

    • @parithian8462
      @parithian8462 Год назад +6

      Only good part of having Mondays as my Fridays lol

    • @somedude414
      @somedude414 Год назад +5

      I disagree. It is a very good show but Mondays are still the worst ;)

    • @andrewcunningham3447
      @andrewcunningham3447 Год назад +1

      Yes. Mondays kill now

  • @chauncyquest2779
    @chauncyquest2779 Год назад +89

    Leonarda ACTUALLY is one of the funniest female comics I’ve seen in a while, despite the cliche joke

  • @christianhbuck
    @christianhbuck Год назад +72

    8:52 guests
    11:15 Hans Kim
    20:06 Diego Sergara
    27:05 Layla Ingals
    33:54 Leonarda Jonie
    41:07 Michael Francis
    49:41 David Lucas
    59:54 Christina Mariani
    1:07:22 Joe Kryzek
    1:13:16 Mel Safi
    1:24:00 Austin Tower
    1:31:18 Uncle Lazer
    1:40:27 William Montgomery

    • @P.dripps92
      @P.dripps92 Год назад +2

      If people actually skip to certain stand ups… I ask.. why are you watching the podcast? Whats the point? For real, I’m intrigued

    • @sa.8208
      @sa.8208 Год назад +17

      @@P.dripps92 people got lifes shut up bro

    • @sa.8208
      @sa.8208 Год назад +3

      Leonarda killed this.

    • @P.dripps92
      @P.dripps92 Год назад +1

      @@sa.8208 😂😂 sounds good bruh lol

    • @NSTLgng
      @NSTLgng Год назад +7

      @@P.dripps92 It’s for when you end up getting bored of a guests interview.

  • @eenotana3563
    @eenotana3563 Год назад +289

    Usually it's the comedian who's nervous, but when David Lucas comes up, it's the entire table

    • @romankorseev3703
      @romankorseev3703 Год назад +31

      The table is nervous? Imagine how the chair feels

    • @eenotana3563
      @eenotana3563 Год назад +3

      @@romankorseev3703 imagine the chair's legs shaking bro.... can u even imagine this my bro ?

    • @selig7
      @selig7 Год назад +5

      @@romankorseev3703 he’s not sitting down tho. Bad attempt

    • @selig7
      @selig7 Год назад +3

      @JewtubeVs Muslimtube Damn, that was even worse.

    • @floridaman964
      @floridaman964 Год назад +2

      @JewtubeVs Muslimtube Agreed. Built like a combine lol. Nice name btw. I can't stand those js

  • @matthewclark7955
    @matthewclark7955 2 месяца назад +5

    'I dont really speak japanese' was hilarious..
    "Tony you can sit on a stump and tell us how old that tree was" was absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂😂

  • @judbaker5752
    @judbaker5752 Год назад +155

    Ryan Long is having a rough one tonight

    • @gitgenKE
      @gitgenKE Год назад +15

      Crickets

    • @DustToGloryPW
      @DustToGloryPW Год назад +16

      Yeah lots of awkward silence every time he spoke lol

    • @sirfish9824
      @sirfish9824 Год назад

      He’s way to liberal

    • @allstopblue5717
      @allstopblue5717 Год назад +12

      @@sirfish9824 Canada will do that to you. Lol, But nah he’s DEFINITELY not liberal if you’ve ever heard him before

    • @sirfish9824
      @sirfish9824 Год назад +1

      @@allstopblue5717 he just kept tryna trash that one chick like he had a personal issue with her😂

  • @Tnik6780
    @Tnik6780 Год назад +133

    Ryan long and chris faga should’ve had their names in the bucket

    • @NSTLgng
      @NSTLgng Год назад +10

      Good idea. Guests should have to be subject to the bucket pull.

    • @masonbamburg5322
      @masonbamburg5322 Год назад

      That exactly what I was thinking😭 they would bomb and get roasted so bad

    • @calebpittman7444
      @calebpittman7444 Год назад +4

      @@NSTLgng i think they should just bring each guest out 1 at a time do a minute then sit then have the next guest do the same

    • @microtransactions2661
      @microtransactions2661 Год назад

      Faga was a little more tolerable but barely

    • @jasonsworld333
      @jasonsworld333 2 месяца назад

      ​@@calebpittman7444 why would they do that ? Shitty comedians don't get a spot at a primetime table.....

  • @TrezlySnipes
    @TrezlySnipes Год назад +25

    “I can’t tell you on stage. The army would be mad if I told you I didn’t do shit.” What a line 😂

  • @conradkapsner5726
    @conradkapsner5726 Год назад +161

    Ryan and Chris were below average guests and William had no problem letting them know. Absolute legend.

  • @nelsonnoname001
    @nelsonnoname001 Год назад +137

    Facts: Ryan bombed, but Chris could have just stayed home

    • @hourglas
      @hourglas Год назад +1

      Fr just sat there.

    • @nvlddmkm1282
      @nvlddmkm1282 Год назад

      I don't think Chris felt comfortable and knew his type of comedy wouldn't fit for this show - Austin crowd at a Kill Tony show (very liberal/alt west coast heavy) isn't really the best demo for his type of comedy.

    • @123idontcareok
      @123idontcareok Год назад +2

      @@nvlddmkm1282 Kill Tony’s crowd is very liberal?

    • @nelsonnoname001
      @nelsonnoname001 Год назад

      @@nvlddmkm1282 I don't know about that man, I'd say socially liberal, but I'm sure there's all types there, just like the comedians

    • @nvlddmkm1282
      @nvlddmkm1282 Год назад

      @@nelsonnoname001 There are certainly all types in that Austin area (I've been in TX for over a decade) - but Tony's audience and that Austin scene are veeery "west coast transplant", very much alt compared to east coast comedy like Chris is used to.

  • @BlackRabbitt92
    @BlackRabbitt92 Год назад +6

    The bear was perfect timing for that Patrick joke 😂😂😂 made is 10000x funnier

  • @aybruhhamaybruhham5107
    @aybruhhamaybruhham5107 Год назад +333

    OMFG William's interaction with Ryan Long had me crying

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Год назад +12

      We need David Lucas roast battling William again

    • @joshboy88420
      @joshboy88420 Год назад +1

      It was perfect

    • @NamoYugen
      @NamoYugen Год назад +55

      ryan is a hack, william told it how it is

    • @enoscheeren6105
      @enoscheeren6105 Год назад +23

      @@NamoYugen for me exactly the other way around. No way I’m gonna listen to William every week pull exactly the same shtick for hours while I’m hooked to the Boyscast

    • @judbaker5752
      @judbaker5752 Год назад +56

      @@enoscheeren6105 you’ll get em next time, Ryan.

  • @STRONG_PUNCH_0
    @STRONG_PUNCH_0 Год назад +150

    Ryan Long continuously bombing is the funniest part of this show

    • @deanjohnston1460
      @deanjohnston1460 Год назад +2

      Really cool technique though, clapping on the table with the microphone sitting alongside, killing everything!

    • @sunny_froyo
      @sunny_froyo Год назад +2

      First 40 minutes he got nothing but laughs

  • @mhjyuti
    @mhjyuti Год назад +14

    49:31 Ryan checkin his jokes one last time before he gets annihilated 😂😂

  • @geofflow8117
    @geofflow8117 Год назад +120

    The “no this is Patrick!” Joke had me dying. Great delivery - even with the bear interrupting her

    • @jamescordova1796
      @jamescordova1796 Год назад +2

      What did it mean? I didn't get it?

    • @travishenderson9635
      @travishenderson9635 Год назад +7

      @@jamescordova1796 it was a reference to an old SpongeBob episode. Patrick is working and customers keep calling and asking "is this the Krusty Krab?" And he gets increasingly frustrated responding with "No, this is Patrick!"
      Patrick's character is a starfish

    • @gomcocramp
      @gomcocramp Год назад

      @@travishenderson9635 oh i didnt even know that episode. this makes it even better

    • @jamescordova1796
      @jamescordova1796 Год назад

      @@travishenderson9635 Wow that's beyond my Sponge Bob Knowledge. But it hit like a Bomb,

    • @stevenhoang2671
      @stevenhoang2671 Год назад +1

      I wish the joke had more set up.

  • @christianhbuck
    @christianhbuck Год назад +218

    Call for roadshows. Bring Kill Tony back to the fans!

    • @aircnc9385
      @aircnc9385 Год назад +6

      Need it back at the store for nostalgic purposes

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Год назад +2

      With a good squad for production.. some of the camera guys on the road are not hip to how the show should run, consistently

    • @kadobeans2784
      @kadobeans2784 Год назад +11

      La is too liberal

    • @aircnc9385
      @aircnc9385 Год назад +2

      @@kadobeans2784 nobody asked

    • @aussiemenace1924
      @aussiemenace1924 Год назад

      Sort out (((antifa))) and the other (((bolsheviks))) then they could
      COMEDY > commies

  • @SephirothPhenyx
    @SephirothPhenyx Год назад +16

    LOL Will telling Ryan Long to stop... Ï am crying right now hahahahahaha . Thank you so much fellas for the amazing laughs and hard work put into the entertainment

  • @Ireland_92
    @Ireland_92 Год назад +76

    "Tony can sit on a stump and tell how old it is" -David Lucas
    Lmao

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 Год назад +1

      @@paulahrens581 You are probably just gay, and offended.

    • @micahwest2793
      @micahwest2793 Год назад +4

      @@paulahrens581 must be a rough life

    • @afiftysixteen9584
      @afiftysixteen9584 Год назад +1

      @@paulahrens581 sorry to hear that

    • @emoryolsoff96
      @emoryolsoff96 Год назад +1

      I was actually gasping for air at this holy fuck

    • @wsj9495
      @wsj9495 Год назад +1

      Brilliant David joke

  • @rjm474
    @rjm474 Год назад +74

    It was interesting how the entire crowd unanimously decided that Ryan Long wasn't funny haha the awkward silence every time he said something was incredibly funny to me lol

    • @sunny_froyo
      @sunny_froyo Год назад +2

      He got mad laughs for the first 45 minutes....

    • @jackryan4025
      @jackryan4025 Год назад +1

      @@sunny_froyo we watch different shows? 😂

  • @saltybrackishfresh
    @saltybrackishfresh Год назад +12

    Conspiracy theorist girl killed it ! That was actually great female comedy

  • @FrostyJokerr
    @FrostyJokerr Год назад +69

    What a cute fun couple to start the bucket portion of the show. Their smiles were contagious!

  • @WuhSuhDood
    @WuhSuhDood Год назад +52

    Ryan Long writing 'insult' jokes in preparation of David Lucas legit made me sad

    • @neelmoudgil4962
      @neelmoudgil4962 Год назад +6

      Not a bad idea but the delivery tanked any chances of the joke landing

    • @jeremiaharadanas3707
      @jeremiaharadanas3707 Год назад +3

      David roasts off the top and in the moment, it's unbeatable

    • @shredder4841
      @shredder4841 Год назад +2

      Didn't seem like he had anything prepared to me

  • @Apriccot
    @Apriccot Год назад +11

    That string of afghani jokes were next level rapid fire hilarity. Tony continues to prove why he deserves it all.

  • @Holmes-un5hp
    @Holmes-un5hp Год назад +66

    One of the only shows that makes me laugh out loud every week! Please Don't ever stop!

  • @Seerthedreamer
    @Seerthedreamer Год назад +181

    Love to see uncle Lazer get another minute 🔥🔥 dude brings the energy another banger episode

    • @SKUNK_FPS_Clips
      @SKUNK_FPS_Clips Год назад +15

      I found him insufferable

    • @samuelpinkerton5307
      @samuelpinkerton5307 Год назад +3

      @@SKUNK_FPS_Clips I agree

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Год назад +12

      @@SKUNK_FPS_Clips We get it, you do not like country music and rural southern people.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Год назад +1

      He has the level of comedy up there with Larry the Cable guy. Of course, not all people like the southern people or culture because they never travelled.... he even admit this himself, he only gets certain women after him (this says a lot )

    • @Huntsteve
      @Huntsteve Год назад +23

      @@SKUNK_FPS_Clips You guys are nuts. Insufferable? Dude is a total character lmao. I agree with Tony. Dude is a character and would slide perfectly into comedy movies or something. Star in the making. "Insufferable" trippin

  • @n19741
    @n19741 Месяц назад +1

    "You look like you cried when Aaron Carter died" had me rolling!!!

  • @alwolf2325
    @alwolf2325 Год назад +246

    Ryan Long managed to outsuck and outcringe everyone, classic.

    • @jameeyg87
      @jameeyg87 Год назад +36

      He was funny. He’s just not a one liner guy

    • @luisc7232
      @luisc7232 Год назад +13

      Why did Tony invite him back 😂

    • @conorsbrokentibia4805
      @conorsbrokentibia4805 Год назад +7

      Only other time I’ve seen a guest do this bad was when Brandon Schwab was on the show

    • @lordfordification
      @lordfordification Год назад +3

      He was just being the same old Ryan.

    • @jvysvn
      @jvysvn Год назад +5

      very few guests have i hopped don’t come back on, he’s now one of them

  • @georgesoros5769
    @georgesoros5769 Год назад +53

    I love the shows when Redban is almost constantly smiling and laughing

  • @jackryan4025
    @jackryan4025 Год назад +7

    I love how Tony tries to save Ryan each time and just gets back to the person on stage 😂

    • @reneraducu7257
      @reneraducu7257 8 месяцев назад

      He did not even try. He just let it be lol

    • @jackryan4025
      @jackryan4025 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@reneraducu7257 no he tried lmao . Ryan was atrocious

    • @reneraducu7257
      @reneraducu7257 8 месяцев назад

      @@jackryan4025 well dear sir, I am in impressed you replied 1 minute after I commented after 9 months passed by from your initial comment and for that, I will give you that and agree to anything you say

  • @AllanDanja
    @AllanDanja Год назад +180

    Leonarda has amazing stage presence! Mel killed it for her fourth time ever she should consider a career honestly and Uncle Lazer is a show stopper!

    • @melsafi
      @melsafi Год назад +33

      Thank you sooo much! I am going for it full-time now! I appreciate you!!

    • @theposthumanpodcast
      @theposthumanpodcast Год назад +6

      She Absolutely killed it!! Between the minute and the interview she was so on form

    • @melsafi
      @melsafi Год назад +6

      @@theposthumanpodcast Aww THANK YOU! 😊🙏

    • @kodykindhart5644
      @kodykindhart5644 Год назад +5

      Awesome Mel
      🤘

    • @melsafi
      @melsafi Год назад +4

      @@kodykindhart5644 Thanks, Kody!!! 🙏🙃

  • @iAMitUnot
    @iAMitUnot Год назад +57

    Watching Tony & Lucas go back & forth will never get old.😂

  • @etm_18
    @etm_18 Год назад +16

    Mel Safi! You killed it girl! Absolutely hilarious 😂

    • @melsafi
      @melsafi Год назад +5

      Thank you so much 🎉🙏

    • @ekk1834
      @ekk1834 Год назад

      Great job Mel!!!

    • @PleaseDontCry2
      @PleaseDontCry2 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@melsafi Absolutely great set! Loved your energy. Hope you keep the comedy going.

  • @BillyReplies
    @BillyReplies Год назад +23

    *Wearing a GoPro camera and not turning it on is the absolute essence of Hans Kim.*

  • @jamescaffrey9788
    @jamescaffrey9788 Год назад +10

    "you look like someone who cried when Aaron Carter died" had me dying

  • @sakelambo91
    @sakelambo91 Год назад +17

    That was nice of KT to grant Ryan Long's make-a-wish by giving him a mic for the whole show

  • @freeforpaul
    @freeforpaul Год назад +36

    Keeps getting better and better, love Hans, David, William, Tony, Redband, Band, Guest and Crew. Love that he brings extras like Uncle Lazer.
    One of kind comedy show, one of a kind podcast!

  • @BillyReplies
    @BillyReplies Год назад +12

    Whenever Tony said, "I have been sitting on that one for years", David Lucas missed an opportunity to hit a home run.

  • @chuckgt7715
    @chuckgt7715 11 месяцев назад +9

    Tony staring daggers at Ryan multiple times after he would say something was hilarious

  • @acarroll6842
    @acarroll6842 Год назад +43

    Ryan was EATING it lmao.

  • @WaterGuyLives
    @WaterGuyLives Год назад +157

    If you take a shot every time Tony scolds Redban, this comedy show quickly turns into a drama😎

    • @arinpitteway8709
      @arinpitteway8709 Год назад +5

      and you get wasted very quickly

    • @P.dripps92
      @P.dripps92 Год назад +2

      Aint that the truth 😂😂 so funny

    • @stunksmahoney4606
      @stunksmahoney4606 Год назад +5

      Wedbaaaaaaaan

    • @tylerm0089
      @tylerm0089 Год назад +7

      just do a bump every time he says "I love it" game and youll be evened out. Jk your heart would explode he says it That much.

    • @chetterbezly3905
      @chetterbezly3905 Год назад +2

      It’s a little annoying sometimes

  • @pedrofmbs
    @pedrofmbs Год назад +44

    Leonarda was amazing. Great stage vibe and rhythm to her standup. Just great.

  • @troybranch9720
    @troybranch9720 Год назад +64

    Long was owned at the end after saying the dumbest shit all episode. You could see it in his face. Charmander to Uncle Laser's Charizard.

    • @BallinForDayz
      @BallinForDayz Год назад +21

      you must be one of the three people in Japan who understood that

    • @independentRestorationServices
      @independentRestorationServices Год назад +5

      Uncle Laser should be on a panel before Ryan does another.

    • @troybranch9720
      @troybranch9720 Год назад +3

      @@independentRestorationServices he was trying too hard to throw something out when he had nothing.

  • @wokzilla
    @wokzilla Год назад +82

    "You can be any age.. any age between 13-61." Tony loves that joke

    • @MRios1128
      @MRios1128 Год назад +6

      Reuses the shit out of it 😂

    • @wokzilla
      @wokzilla Год назад +1

      @@MRios1128 probably forgets. bill burr reuses a lot of jokes too lol

    • @joshualakey2574
      @joshualakey2574 Год назад

      Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    • @brohndelaurier566
      @brohndelaurier566 Год назад +5

      He also loves, "you're like all the characters of ______ put together."

    • @jackpelleteri6206
      @jackpelleteri6206 Год назад

      @@brohndelaurier566 lol I’ve been waiting for someone to point that out

  • @Brap_Lord
    @Brap_Lord Год назад +2

    That “no this is Patrick” really got me 😂😂

    • @biggiebeats1490
      @biggiebeats1490 Месяц назад

      You must have the humor of a 12 year old

  • @gamerk1625
    @gamerk1625 Год назад +15

    Crowd wasn't feeling Ryan and Chris tonight lol

  • @ware_fly7498
    @ware_fly7498 Год назад +15

    I feel like Tony was internally telling Ryan to stfu during David’s set. Rlly proves to show how much charisma and stage presence David has lol. His style of comedy isn’t the funniest but he’s so unique with his delivery I just love it

    • @buzzin-hornet
      @buzzin-hornet 7 месяцев назад

      I’m not sure David would do well if Tony hadn’t bigged him up so much? I don’t find him funny..,🤷🏼‍♂️ It feels like bad kids playground talk, but everyone likes different stuff I guess. This show is just packed with gay cock.. literally.. 👀 And somehow everyone has to say that they’ve just moved to Austin coincidentally.. 🤔

  • @crazymarkiplierfan
    @crazymarkiplierfan Год назад +14

    I think Ryan is a perfect example of someone who's funny when he's making skits but off the dome he has some work he needs to do, Tony has said shit that was completely on the fly and I've had to physically force myself to get air in my lungs😂

    • @mood1676
      @mood1676 Год назад

      His skits are lame as well

  • @matawhite2287
    @matawhite2287 Год назад +4

    OMG - William "Lights Out" Montgomery roasting Ryan Long was the best 🤣🤣🤣

  • @natewillis1485
    @natewillis1485 Год назад +190

    Leonarda needs to get a golden ticket or become regular or whatever. She's so damn good !

    • @allstopblue5717
      @allstopblue5717 Год назад +9

      She really is good. All about the confidence

    • @Peatopher90
      @Peatopher90 Год назад +9

      Really? I thought she was pretty mediocre but I think Tony had a crush on her lol

    • @micahwest2793
      @micahwest2793 Год назад +31

      She's also caked up like a bakery I don't mind seeing her 😆

    • @Peatopher90
      @Peatopher90 Год назад +4

      @@micahwest2793 i mean kind of? it's mostly thighs her back was meh

    • @stupidsimple272
      @stupidsimple272 Год назад +5

      By far the best set of the night. This entire episode is a disaster tbh.

  • @focalized
    @focalized Год назад +2

    Uncle Lazer is just Theo Von when he gets mad like the Hulk.

  • @adamturner8732
    @adamturner8732 Год назад +16

    David Lucas and Tony's roasts are amazing... and williams minute... pure genius.

  • @RobinOneHood
    @RobinOneHood Год назад +67

    Ryan Long is really stepping on every joke like its a sidewalk

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 9 месяцев назад +1

    "you look like a full time tonka truck driver" ahahaha nailed it Tony!

  • @RobinOneHood
    @RobinOneHood Год назад +66

    The audience this week was tougher than usual, usually gets can get away with cheap jokes every now and then but damn the silence is deadly on this one

    • @Nn-uh2kb
      @Nn-uh2kb Год назад +1

      Tough but fair

  • @aybruhhamaybruhham5107
    @aybruhhamaybruhham5107 Год назад +18

    I love Ryan Long but goddamn he was off tonight. Coming at David Lucas with some obviously pre-written shit that still sucked. After last time, when he had absolutely nothing for David, he thought he was going to get some revenge. Oof.
    His "you look like Shaggy if 'It wasn't me' was about killing her whole family" was great though

    • @henzoko5946
      @henzoko5946 Год назад +7

      He’s usually hilarious but man he was off tonight. Really bad

    • @josephalbatross5961
      @josephalbatross5961 Год назад +1

      Surprised to see so much hate for
      Long. Boyscast is hilarious. Don’t think roasting/sniping the mic’ers is his beat

  • @C3qrT
    @C3qrT 3 месяца назад +3

    Ryan looked super pissed at the end

    • @tymondcrawford6967
      @tymondcrawford6967 3 месяца назад +1

      He looked way too comfortable for someone that bombed that hard

  • @Sarath-pi5oz
    @Sarath-pi5oz Год назад +86

    Have Leonarda back on as a regular, shes hilarious, she has the gift, don't sleep on it.

    • @512adms7
      @512adms7 Год назад +3

      Would be nice

    • @nbtino73
      @nbtino73 Год назад +4

      I saw her live at a random show and she was great

    • @virtual_balboa
      @virtual_balboa Год назад +7

      She also knows what's up, her whole set was gold

    • @totalSLACK
      @totalSLACK Год назад +1

      @Baise Duezcke can we share the love plz 😍

  • @consciousnessofkane4155
    @consciousnessofkane4155 Год назад +11

    I’ve been waiting for Uncle lazr to come back on the show since he’s first performed. Need more lazr in my life.

  • @charltonrusty9630
    @charltonrusty9630 Год назад +2

    that william dude should be so grateful tony finds him funny. so glad hes at the end of the show so i can just end it early.

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Год назад +67

    Christina Mariani is gonna be a new regular at some point, consistently hilarious with the sense of humor perfect for this show. Also she's better looking than everyone on stage no matter who's on stage which only adds to the charm

    • @samnorris3649
      @samnorris3649 Год назад +1

      the awkward nervousness thing has to be an act right? fck she's hot

    • @PERIDOTPIMP
      @PERIDOTPIMP Год назад

      it's crazy to me she's from stockton too as the only noticeable thing i can mention about there besides the crackheads is the diaz brothers and tony already did 💀

    • @dr.mantistoboggan4746
      @dr.mantistoboggan4746 Год назад +1

      She used to be fat and doesn't realize how attractive she is now

    • @adammm46473
      @adammm46473 Год назад

      She fine af, not sure if she'd be so hot if she wasn't the most nervous person in the universe

    • @KnuxDeluxe
      @KnuxDeluxe Год назад

      Faga says some pegging shit??? wtf... her response was bullion

  • @cormacbairey7199
    @cormacbairey7199 Год назад +16

    Love seeing the NY love on Kill Tony. Get Tommy Pope and Dr. Adolf Sponge next!!

  • @daftbenson
    @daftbenson Год назад +1

    "Tony you can sit on a stump and tell us how old that tree was" 🤣🤣

  • @sjvieaux8312
    @sjvieaux8312 Год назад +11

    It was hard to watch Joe lmao I'm so happy Tony was ruthless. Also, I was so happy to see William this week, my heart broke when Tony announced he wasn't there last week.

  • @roberteskew7320
    @roberteskew7320 Год назад +24

    Never seen two guest comedians bomb so hard on the show the whole show!

  • @CJMW_
    @CJMW_ Месяц назад +1

    I didn't realize ryan long didn't get any laughs until I saw all these comments lmao then the 2nd half of the episode was even more hilarious

  • @sergeezus
    @sergeezus Год назад +83

    Mel Safi killed it! Wish her great success! That baby is destined to be funny after sharing the KT stage.

    • @melsafi
      @melsafi Год назад +22

      Thank you so, so much! 🥹 I was terrified. I’ll keep working on it! 🙏

    • @jasonsworld333
      @jasonsworld333 2 месяца назад

      ​@@melsafiyeah you did incredible! Hope your career is going well I'm thinking about getting into it. Not comedy a bomb vest

  • @morgangreen2601
    @morgangreen2601 Год назад +10

    The sitting on the stump joke was genius

  • @andrewwalsh8162
    @andrewwalsh8162 Год назад +1

    It kind of felt like every time Ryan said something it was like he started off by saying “hey, hey guys I’ve got a really funny one!”

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Год назад +15

    Holy shit the preggo lady Mel is the one who Rogan talked about a few times on his podcast, amazing how she ended up on here and crushed🙏

    • @melsafi
      @melsafi Год назад +2

      Yessss that’s me 😂❤️ thank you so, so much!!! After Rogan I just had to go for it! I appreciate you!

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom Год назад +1

      @@melsafi the way you can laugh through the jokes made at your expense is awesome, you're a natural comedian keep it up!

    • @melsafi
      @melsafi Год назад +1

      @@cloudbloom I had to roll with it. It was honestly so much fun. Thanks a million! I'm going to keep it up!

  • @NSTLgng
    @NSTLgng Год назад +6

    I LOVE Redbans awkward secret show interruptions

  • @jessepease567
    @jessepease567 Год назад +6

    David Lucas had me lmfao! The tree stump joke got me!😂

  • @12acresincarefree66
    @12acresincarefree66 Год назад +7

    Nearly every time Ryan Long ( just slightly starts ) to speak into the Mic... everyone in the room Sighs

  • @Psyagnostic
    @Psyagnostic Год назад +27

    Ryan Long is like a storm trooper but with one liners instead of laser guns... 😬

    • @ronburgandy7571
      @ronburgandy7571 Год назад +1

      Hahahaha genius.

    • @cngotham4111
      @cngotham4111 11 месяцев назад

      He's definitely more of a writer material type of a guy

  • @sincerelyy
    @sincerelyy Год назад +35

    love ur shows tony, i watch em with my dad every Monday :)

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Год назад +2

      in b4 super-adult comes in and corrects your second word

  • @benfisher.awesome
    @benfisher.awesome Год назад +11

    Commercials end and show starts at 7:45

  • @shanenelson8725
    @shanenelson8725 Год назад +13

    Between Ryan consistently bombing and the weird guys - the women stole the show. Super funny and I’m drooling 🤤

    • @sunny_froyo
      @sunny_froyo Год назад +1

      He got mad laughs for the first 40 minutes

    • @heffe4257
      @heffe4257 Год назад

      Simp

    • @Kjkdrums
      @Kjkdrums Год назад

      ​@Sunny FroYo yeah but I'd say half of his jokes during thr first 40 min fell flat. He was never really on a roll

    • @bleech-5215
      @bleech-5215 Год назад +3

      You are one of the weird guys.

  • @ilikemyowncomments9065
    @ilikemyowncomments9065 Год назад +76

    I feel bad for Ryan, David has dunked on him twice in a row, and you can see Ryan tried to come with some prewrites that he stumbled on. It's all good, great content.

    • @Peatopher90
      @Peatopher90 Год назад +36

      ryan is more of a talker than a one-liner guy. this role isn't what he's suited for imo

    • @mutantm0nkey
      @mutantm0nkey Год назад +5

      @@Peatopher90 taking on David is a feat and live with the laughs... pfffft good luck!

    • @Peatopher90
      @Peatopher90 Год назад +1

      @@mutantm0nkey havent gotten to that part yet lol

    • @NamoYugen
      @NamoYugen Год назад +1

      he's not very witty

    • @Peatopher90
      @Peatopher90 Год назад +2

      @@NamoYugen he's good at trolling people on the streets but that's about it

  • @UncleDron8
    @UncleDron8 Год назад +5

    The guy trying to give Dmadness a dap
    😂 😂 😂

  • @fredwilliams420
    @fredwilliams420 Год назад +1

    I love that kill Tony is so unique that once I click on one episode, the autoplay is nothing but other episodes

  • @ryanbarnett1731
    @ryanbarnett1731 Год назад +18

    Coffee and Kill Tony is my Tuesday morning routine in Thailand!

    • @SuperTink
      @SuperTink Год назад +4

      Same for me in Bali!

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Год назад +2

      Cheers 👌

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Год назад +1

      @@SuperTink you totally should upload more .. why did you stop .. awesome spot to not ✌

    • @SuperTink
      @SuperTink Год назад

      @@dertythegrower You’re totally right. I plan on making videos again in coming weeks! 😉

  • @jeeshyness3330
    @jeeshyness3330 Год назад +21

    ryan long is hilarious but you would never know it if you only watched kill tony lol

    • @AchmedComedy_
      @AchmedComedy_ Год назад +5

      Facts! I enjoyed his special a lot

    • @biggiebeats1490
      @biggiebeats1490 Месяц назад

      ​@@AchmedComedy_ you must enjoy amy schumar too

  • @MOONFACEFLOW
    @MOONFACEFLOW 2 месяца назад

    "The midnight booty snatcher" had me dyingggg😂😂😂

  • @adamgonzales6005
    @adamgonzales6005 Год назад +4

    His face when he hears ole boys taking flight lessons 👀 😂😂😂😂

    • @melsafi
      @melsafi Год назад

      That was a wild moment for me, because I had not realized how hysterical my Halfghan husband taking flight lessons truly is. It’s a comedy goldmine. 😅

  • @jaime7203
    @jaime7203 Год назад +7

    It'd be cool to have JP Sears as a guest, since they have him in an ad at the beginning 😎