So I was playing timpani and my finger slipped and while the stick hit the drum so did my finger and he did not like that so he stoped the song and yelled at me 😔
I once had a suspended cymbal part in a song, but the mallets were missing, so I improvised and used timpani mallets. Nearly missed my part. Ended up sounding like crap in the recording.
Things that make your band directors cringe: 1. -forgetting your instrument so you don’t have to play for the 50th time- leaving your instrument at home after practicing over the weekend
My band director showed me and my class this, and most of these are true. Mainly setting a clarinet on the ground like you did. My friend does that. And the other flute players in my band class always set their flute on their stands. I play a flute in band and even I don't do that.
Megan Shockey In my school. If you put a flute on a stand, your automatically a monster. Plus,one time this kid DID put his flute on the stand, and it fell.
Yeah I think he makes these vids for his students, as he also has a video on how to put stands away correctly I can still relate though, as my dad is a middle school music teacher and if I go to his school, I can see this stuff on a regular basis Very funny vids!
Lol! Would totally be me! Learned about the Lick last year in jazz and played a snippet into my improv solo on clarinet in my junior year this year of college! It was awesome!!! It is da wae, da troof, and da life! Like Jesus Christ said he was to his disciples to spread the word of the ways of Music Theory and how it is important! (Oops! My theory professor rubbed off on me since he is such a funny person! Lol!)
Oh my God, my band director is so sick of this, he takes away points everytime someone plays Careless Whisper or Meglovania. When he had us ready to a do a concert, we all broke up into Carless Whisper lol
Actual quote from mine: "If you wanna get that high note, play it like your holding in a fart." And "If it isnt really bad, then imma be disappointed becuase of how many times you told me it is" in response to a band student who thought they got a bad haircut and tried to hide it...m also "I'm down to earth, not under the earth"
As a clarinetist, can confirm we are way grosser with spit because without a valve, it just drips out of the bell and there’s nothing we can do to contain it. We have to get very comfortable with our own and sometimes others' saliva as it gets *everywhere*
Ohh if you meet my band director she will give you a zero for the day if you play the wrong note, she told us to shut up once while we were practicing for our winter concert the next day
Only cockroaches? When I taught band (I’m retired over 10 years now) it was also mice, rats, and one time even bats besides the cockroaches. I should have been teaching biology.
My buddy was a French horn player, and be switched to trumpet right as we went into second semester a couple years back. As the first chair in my band, I watched him as he just looked at the piece our director put on the stand and just... Fear. But he likes having quick empties though!
this one time we were rehearsing the day of our concert with everyone and that was the only time we where all together and i emptied my spit valve and this one clarinet practically threw up😂💀
😂😂😂😂😂 I’ve told my 5-8 graders that if they are caught doing the mouthpiece thing you did at the end I WILL NOT attempt to remove it when it gets stuck. I have 4 6th grade trombone players that ALL leave their instrument on their chair like that...I hate it. And percussion, well...I guess we could be grateful the percussion music was even in a binder! 😆😆😆😆 Keep making more, me and my students love them!!!
gryffndrgrl85 the percussion and bass players just leave their music on the amps at my school. I think my band teacher has given up after twenty years of teaching high school band 😅
I'm so sorry....I did NOT know it triggered you all. I do have a stand but I don't want to carry that with me all the time...my case has not pocket for it...so now i don't know what to do with it when I want a short break 😔
@@lourdesochoa4250 Like, put it on the ground. Lay it on the mouthpiece, the the tuning slide, and the Bell. Laying it on it's slide will eventually cause slide damage
Me: okay I haven't been in band in over a decade so I probably can't relate... This video as soon as the messy folder is shown: does THIS bring you back??? Me, catatonically cringing: oh yeah.... Middle School was a trip
One time we were switching pieces and I was on a different part than the last one so we had to switch chairs. I play trumpet, and the trombones are right behind us. In addition, the trumpets are on short risers and the trombones are on tall risers, so they have to put their stands in between the two. Anyway, I ended up knocking down the stand while I was trying to get past them.
Funny thing about the destroyed sheet music and folder My band director actually liked when he saw that. His logic was that the more destroyed the folder is, the more we bring it home and practice and he wanted us to practice 😂 He'd say "if your folder and music are in great condition that means you never touch it!"
@@haleysvec2608 Ah, thank you. I'm a percussionist player (Triangle, crash cymbals and Snare Drum) always take the sticks and the metal stick with you. This is so you don't walk in on somebody playing and banging on the drum or triangle.
One time when I was in 7th grade, I was attempting to carry my tuba (in its case) to my seat and ended up knocking over four stands and rearranging the chairs.
I sit in front of the trumpets and French horns, and the class was decently quiet until I hear what sounds like liquid splattering on the carpet for a good 30 seconds. I look back and see a literal waterfall being emptied out of the spit valve; ONTO THE FLOOR 😭
I assume you're either a flute player or a clarinet player, I could be wrong on both but, since my school doesn't have carpet, I always empty my French Horn valves in the trash so spit won't go anywhere. I feel like it is unsanitary when emptying spit on the ground. ;-;
When i go for my (private) trombone lesson, the instructor tell me to just empty on the carpeted floor in the small room in the music store, which he also does.
I am indeed guilty of playing with my flute... I regret it so much because I hit it really hard on the back of our band chair and on of the keys got bent. 😭
Once in my concert band, we were playing Pirates of the Caribbean and one of my band mates knocked their stand off. We still had our stand so I tried to use my foot to shift our stand for them. Then I accidentally tipped ours. My other band mate who was sharing with me put her flute down and tried to pick up the stand while I kept playing for the flutes since everyone except me was busy with the stands. (There was only 4 of us, me, my stand mate, and the other two flutists who had their stand knocked out in the first place). Everyone one in the band held it together. Barely. Including me. After the piece we burst out laughing for about the rest of the lesson. Including our teachers. Concert bands are always fun.
Demon. You should have never crossed paths with the band kids. How dare you step foot into holy grounds without proper judgement at first. How dare you...
i do all that stuff with my flute 💀💀 be spinning it around like it’s a whole like saber lmfao. and when she says “point to measure blah blah” i use my flute to point 😭
This is the kind of video I wish I had so I could should my band director while I was still in HS... I can relate to two things in this video; (1) The trombone on the chair thing and (2) the thing at the end. The trombone thing I learned quickly not to do as soon as I left MS since I got yelled at by the Upperclassmen in my section. The thing at the end is something that almost everyone tries once to see what it actually does (the downside is when it gets stuck in your instrument (which didn't happen to me luckily) and your director is like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEE I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT!!!")
I played bass when band was still a thing in my school. Every time my teacher stood at the front we would instantly play one of the songs we were learning for fun and because we liked her. My school is cheap so they got rid of my favourite class and now everyone is forced to do PAA against their wills. I don’t want to build a bridge out of the popsicle sticks we steal from the elementary trash cans.
You're supposed to take the flute apart (There's 4 parts, I think. I don't play flute but this is how all concert band instruments work, they all have at least 2 parts), then you put the parts in the case in their respective places, close the case and put the case, with the flute inside, in the locker. You don't just plop your instument in your locker on its own. Ever.
Oh thanks. I wouldn’t know because I’m my school we don’t have lockers, we just have music room where we keep the instruments. Also I don’t play flute.
1:50 AHHHHHHHHH THE DEADLY MOUTH PIECE BOP NO STTOP TORTURING MY SOUL!!!!!!! Dear beginning trumpeters PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!😣😣😣😣😣😣 Edit: do a day in the life of a marching band student!!!!
Does our band teacher really hate when us trumpets hit our mouth pieces to the beat of the percussionists? Edit: I’m kidding I know he doesn’t like that 😂
I mean that first one? That's only cringe if they think they're playing a normal major scale. Maybe they're aspiring to be a jazz musician? Lol On a different note, kudos to anyone with the patience to teach middle school music classes. My dad's a middle school orchestra teacher and I helped chaperone a field trip once and the way some of them treat their instruments is so unsettling. Like how did you manage to damage your instrument so quickly? How is it THAT out of tune? We've all been guilty of poor instrument care when we were younger, I mean I remember tripping over my violin and knocking over the sound post when I was 4. But I was 4. You'd think by the time kids were in middle school they wouldn't be stepping on their instruments. But then again when I was 16 I did accidentally threw half my marching clarinet about 5 yards once because I was carelessly twirling it and it was chilly outside so the corks in the joints had shrunken. .. the worst part of that story is it almost hit a former drum major that had come back to see us practice. Whoops.
Please upload more. I watched this a while back ago, just didn’t comment. *I watch all your videos the day they come out, an they’re always amazing. I can always provide ideas*
Yesssss, when I was in band in 6th grade, and I was a percussionist with my friends, and he said not to do these so I’m kinda cringing while watching this because, if my band teacher sees this be might lose his marbles 😅
Lol! Honestly I still leave my clarinet standing without a holder to this day when I gotta go do something quickly. Man this was close to my base. Thankfully I do use an instrument holder for my oboe. Yet I know that putting an instrument on the stand is bad. Got told off several times! Hahaha!
Oh my gosh, these are so true. Even as a middle school percussionist I witness all these cringes and flaws. I even recognise my own cringes. Love from Elkhart Indiana❤
Sometimes my director will tell the percussion to stop playing and have the rest of the band or whatever just play I'm not in percussion but I can imagine
In 4th grade I used a clarinet as a spear and my band director yelled at me. 5 seconds later I started using it as a rocket launcher and he got even more pissed cuz I thought he meant I was restricted from using it as one specific weapon and not others
I was about to comment, As A Percussionist, I Can’t Relate
then i saw the part about the stands
Ella VanderZwaag one time In 7th grade I did that but it was a line of snare drums and trap tables
So I was playing timpani and my finger slipped and while the stick hit the drum so did my finger and he did not like that so he stoped the song and yelled at me 😔
As a violinist, I seriously can’t relate.
I once had a suspended cymbal part in a song, but the mallets were missing, so I improvised and used timpani mallets. Nearly missed my part. Ended up sounding like crap in the recording.
same 😔
Yes, I also dislike it when my flute spontaneously turns into a clarinet .
I hate it when I grab a clarinet but then I realize it's actually a flute
I hate it when my trombone becomes a tuba
Lol I love that
I hate when my clarinet evolves to the higher standard of being a recorder
I hate it when my drumsticks evolve into a trumpet
Things that make your band directors cringe:
1. -forgetting your instrument so you don’t have to play for the 50th time- leaving your instrument at home after practicing over the weekend
@Superpowerd7 or just never bringing it home at all thats what everybody (except me) in my band does
*"practicing"
Superpowerd7 i left my mouthpiece at home one day by accident 😔
Bruh imagine practicing at home (this post was made by percussion gang)
Literally me thouvh
As a flute player, the flute part made me realize that I wasn’t the only one doing all this
Yeah.. I'm guilty.
Same.. I mean.......
yeah me too
I'm a sax player and I have never seen *anyone* do that whats wrong with the flutes in my orchestra? 😂😂
Samarth Sulakhe yesss
This needs to be shown to beginning bands at the start of each school year
if they did that literally everything would be done in the first practice
My band director showed me and my class this, and most of these are true. Mainly setting a clarinet on the ground like you did. My friend does that. And the other flute players in my band class always set their flute on their stands. I play a flute in band and even I don't do that.
Megan Shockey In my school. If you put a flute on a stand, your automatically a monster. Plus,one time this kid DID put his flute on the stand, and it fell.
that is soooo true!!
Yeah I think he makes these vids for his students, as he also has a video on how to put stands away correctly
I can still relate though, as my dad is a middle school music teacher and if I go to his school, I can see this stuff on a regular basis
Very funny vids!
You forgot the part when people learn to play a meme and they blast that and only that every morning
I feel attacked 😂😂
When people learn memes in my band they play it for the whole year and sometimes even two
Lol! Would totally be me! Learned about the Lick last year in jazz and played a snippet into my improv solo on clarinet in my junior year this year of college! It was awesome!!! It is da wae, da troof, and da life! Like Jesus Christ said he was to his disciples to spread the word of the ways of Music Theory and how it is important! (Oops! My theory professor rubbed off on me since he is such a funny person! Lol!)
*laughs in bitch lasagna and megalovania and super smash bros ultimate theme*
That's actually what my director does
You forgot the saxes playing Careless whisper non stop
Oh my God, my band director is so sick of this, he takes away points everytime someone plays Careless Whisper or Meglovania. When he had us ready to a do a concert, we all broke up into Carless Whisper lol
Lol the saxes in my band are trash and can’t even play it we are in 8th grade btw
Guilty.
The Lord Of Lore same expect I play nothing but baker’s street
@@amoncada771 I usually just 𝘍𝘭𝘦𝘹 and play La Campanella
Actual quote from my high school band teacher today: “What you just played was the oral equivalent of licking a cat” -Mr. [CENSORED] 2020
I love your band director almost as much as I love mine
@@fotadohrenbeurg5186 me too
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Actual quote from mine: "If you wanna get that high note, play it like your holding in a fart." And "If it isnt really bad, then imma be disappointed becuase of how many times you told me it is" in response to a band student who thought they got a bad haircut and tried to hide it...m also "I'm down to earth, not under the earth"
@@shirleydiaz7802 lmao
0:00 What if he’s just playing the Bb Mixolydian scale?
That’s what I said 😂
No excuses
Exactly XD
Gabe mmmmmmmmmNOPE
No dignity
Me: *Empties my spit*
Band director: …
The girl clarinet and flute players: EWWWWWWWWWWWW
TM Thief the clarinets empty spit too though
As a clarinetist, can confirm we are way grosser with spit because without a valve, it just drips out of the bell and there’s nothing we can do to contain it. We have to get very comfortable with our own and sometimes others' saliva as it gets *everywhere*
Queen is Love, Queen is Life Nice username
As a flute player it’s true for most. (But not for me lol. )
i can confirm it is disgusting to me (flute player)
My Band Directors don’t cringe, they get mad.
Antzy sooo true!! My middle school band director didn’t cringe he threw chairs and instruments
Gracie Vore i hope your band director got fired
Ohh if you meet my band director she will give you a zero for the day if you play the wrong note, she told us to shut up once while we were practicing for our winter concert the next day
Or when people leave food in the locker room, causing a cockroach infestation.
At my school all the roaches in the music department are officially named Rufus.
Only cockroaches? When I taught band (I’m retired over 10 years now) it was also mice, rats, and one time even bats besides the cockroaches. I should have been teaching biology.
Y’all are nasty
Oh and there was a dead roach on the floor named Jerry for 9 months
@@Aswaguespack Oh did you work at my school?
At 0:43 I quite honestly felt attacked
Same xD
Lol
Same
My papers are always falling out
Same
Me as the only French horn in our band
All of the other girls hate me for some reason
All I did was empty my spit out in front of them!!!!
I'm a French horn player and I can relate
you empty spit so it doesnt fill up your instrument and sound bad lol. i play contrabass clarinet and my spit disgusts everyone around me
My buddy was a French horn player, and be switched to trumpet right as we went into second semester a couple years back. As the first chair in my band, I watched him as he just looked at the piece our director put on the stand and just... Fear. But he likes having quick empties though!
Me as the only oboe
this one time we were rehearsing the day of our concert with everyone and that was the only time we where all together and i emptied my spit valve and this one clarinet practically threw up😂💀
😂😂😂😂😂 I’ve told my 5-8 graders that if they are caught doing the mouthpiece thing you did at the end I WILL NOT attempt to remove it when it gets stuck. I have 4 6th grade trombone players that ALL leave their instrument on their chair like that...I hate it. And percussion, well...I guess we could be grateful the percussion music was even in a binder! 😆😆😆😆
Keep making more, me and my students love them!!!
gryffndrgrl85 the percussion and bass players just leave their music on the amps at my school. I think my band teacher has given up after twenty years of teaching high school band 😅
Just tell the Trombones not to, I used to do it because I didn't know you shouldn't.
Same. I don't have a proper stand for mine though
I'm so sorry....I did NOT know it triggered you all. I do have a stand but I don't want to carry that with me all the time...my case has not pocket for it...so now i don't know what to do with it when I want a short break 😔
@@lourdesochoa4250 Like, put it on the ground. Lay it on the mouthpiece, the the tuning slide, and the Bell. Laying it on it's slide will eventually cause slide damage
At first I was like “good I don’t do any of those” and right when I thought it was over, he tapped his mouthpiece in the instrument...
i was just sitting in class with my trumpet
Then...
I JUST SEE A HAND THUNKING MY MOUTHPIECE?????????????????????
Yes i know this feeling
Oh yes
We call it bopping
Oh goodness I hope that never happens to me
If someone touched my trombone like that, we would really have problems.
Me: okay I haven't been in band in over a decade so I probably can't relate...
This video as soon as the messy folder is shown: does THIS bring you back???
Me, catatonically cringing: oh yeah.... Middle School was a trip
Ngl I'm guilty of knocking down stand on accident
xMiLeHiGhKiLLAx yeah JUNIOR
I think we are all guilty of that🤣
One time we were switching pieces and I was on a different part than the last one so we had to switch chairs. I play trumpet, and the trombones are right behind us. In addition, the trumpets are on short risers and the trombones are on tall risers, so they have to put their stands in between the two. Anyway, I ended up knocking down the stand while I was trying to get past them.
Everyone is.
I somehow always do that
Funny thing about the destroyed sheet music and folder
My band director actually liked when he saw that. His logic was that the more destroyed the folder is, the more we bring it home and practice and he wanted us to practice 😂
He'd say "if your folder and music are in great condition that means you never touch it!"
Why is this actually relatable.
Because that's the point of the video?
I cringed this whole vid lmao I'm not a band director I'm a flutist
Agreeable. The Trumpet mouth piece at the end... I got scared
Flautist*
Get your own instrument right
is it bad that i’m in highschool and do all of the flute things🤭 (except the locker one)
The twirling is fine, I do it a lot during band camp, but do not put it on your stand 😳
@@haleysvec2608 Why not your stand????
@@harrowingseer Someone could knock it over, it could slip off, or maybe the stand is just tempermental
@@haleysvec2608 Ah, thank you. I'm a percussionist player (Triangle, crash cymbals and Snare Drum) always take the sticks and the metal stick with you. This is so you don't walk in on somebody playing and banging on the drum or triangle.
I did the locker one at a concert once
I’ve always licked my clarinet’s reed when it’s on the clarinet XD
Why would directors be annoyed by the B-Flat Mixolydian scale?
cause it sounds like the Bb concert scale but just it’s flat
Eb instead of plain E
@@96blocks If youre trasposing to trumpet he played a Bb on accident instead of B.
@@colintahbaz1292 "On Accident"
@@colintahbaz1292 Also, if you transpose to Trombone/Baritone/Euphonium he played an Ab instead of an A
I legit yelled when i saw him smashing the mouthpiece in at the end of the video.
Oh the fun things that await me in the near future as a director.
We watched this in class and right at :59 everyone looked at me because my instrument was sitting there like that
1:09 I feel personally attacked cause I literally do this all the time
SoapyBleach Haha same
I’m glad to hear that I have fellow reed players being guilty for doing this!
*REED PLAYERS UNITE*
#ReedGang
Yo wasssup reed gang
One time when I was in 7th grade, I was attempting to carry my tuba (in its case) to my seat and ended up knocking over four stands and rearranging the chairs.
I sit in front of the trumpets and French horns, and the class was decently quiet until I hear what sounds like liquid splattering on the carpet for a good 30 seconds. I look back and see a literal waterfall being emptied out of the spit valve; ONTO THE FLOOR 😭
I assume you're either a flute player or a clarinet player, I could be wrong on both but, since my school doesn't have carpet, I always empty my French Horn valves in the trash so spit won't go anywhere. I feel like it is unsanitary when emptying spit on the ground. ;-;
Svetlana Miškov I am an oboe player, and yes, it’s very unsanitary; especially when the marching band is all gathered for ensemble 😭
@@陈如意-s3q Exactly! Lol. I wish you good luck kind human.
I'm fine with some things I'm a brass player but I empty spit valve every night when I'm at home if it has to be emptied.
When i go for my (private) trombone lesson, the instructor tell me to just empty on the carpeted floor in the small room in the music store, which he also does.
0:58 How dare you call me out on such a thing... *that I totally haven’t done..*
As a percussionist, I can relate to anything on this list a percussionist can do. XD
My band teacher told us to play the right notes for the gliss, I replied “I’ll try but no promises because it’s a gliss, we hit every in its way”.
Put the flute down put the flute down put the flute down-
TAKE THAT FLUTE OFF OF THE STAND
What's wrong with 1:30?
0:58
I just moved schools, and I see EVERYONE DO THIS.
I hate that
0:11 okay, but not gonna lie, that actually sounds cool
You forgot when you forget to play accidentals, then you say you played the note correctly and the band director double, triple checks their page
i dont do any of these
i play the piano
EDIT:i tried doing the flute one where he spun it around with my keyboard and it didnt go so well
I am indeed guilty of playing with my flute... I regret it so much because I hit it really hard on the back of our band chair and on of the keys got bent. 😭
As a clarinet player, I was so triggered by this...
I’m not even in HS band yet, but i’m already triggered when i saw the flute being tossed around and put on the stand
I've played about a year and a half of baritone horn and that aggravates me
In band, a front row trombone had his phone on the stand and the band director walked by, smh lol. That’s not always gonna work.
The flute segment had me screaming at the screen. "STOP DOING THAT!!" HAHA! I'm a director...I feel your pain.
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Jury: Guilty is charged
my band director encouraged me to put my trombone on my chair like that lol
That last one...
It scares me
Perfect ending - "shave and a haircut, two bits!"
I always set my trombone one my chair it always falls over and my band director always yells at me
I need to stop
Somebody was chewing gum in my class while playing baratone. They got kicked out
some kid named Abby put her clarinet on her music stand.
Why am I watching this? I’m not even in a band
Same. I am a string player. I play violin and cello.
Then you probably should be
Same
One of us. One of us.
Then you need to join
Once in my concert band, we were playing Pirates of the Caribbean and one of my band mates knocked their stand off. We still had our stand so I tried to use my foot to shift our stand for them. Then I accidentally tipped ours. My other band mate who was sharing with me put her flute down and tried to pick up the stand while I kept playing for the flutes since everyone except me was busy with the stands. (There was only 4 of us, me, my stand mate, and the other two flutists who had their stand knocked out in the first place). Everyone one in the band held it together. Barely. Including me. After the piece we burst out laughing for about the rest of the lesson. Including our teachers. Concert bands are always fun.
why am I here I’m in orchestra
🤠
Same
What do u play
@@lingling8047 violin
ayy me too
im in both 🤭 🙃
Some kids tried to encourage me to do the mouthpiece thing, but I didn't, I dont know if they got their mouthpiece stuck or not
I’m not even in band why am I watching this?
Because you want to be one of us
Merge with us. Join the cult with thy. I, a trombonist shall be your tour guide.
No, I get headaches all the time and that would not help
As do I. The pain is intense, however beautiful. *You could always be a... French Horn. They aren’t normally too loud.*
Sou Kekestu lol
Imagine having to clean the spit out of your instrument
-from the percussion gang
Me; a choir student that’s never touched an instrument: Relatable amirite?
Demon. You should have never crossed paths with the band kids. How dare you step foot into holy grounds without proper judgement at first. How dare you...
@@ikeabeancan agreed
get *OuT* We *sacrifice* the clarinets.
Out this instance
I’ve made a grave mistake
My brass teacher absolutely killed one of my classmates for doing the last thing
Just a question though, do I just bring my clarinet with me then or set on my chair? Also, who leaves the reed on!!?
I leave the reed on but always put it back in the case. (I have a guard for it)
The second to last one with the trumpet is Soo true
This video hurt my soul
me? falling down to the stands? throwing my binder to the stand as a percussionist?
*nope.*
1:43 i feel embarrassed as to how many tikes ive done this
i did that during a concert LMAO
Amber LMAO IM SORRY ITS SO EMBARASSING
ino beano get this: I did it TWICE like how could someone do that twice 😭
Amber OH MY GOD SIS😭💀💀
ino beano 😗✌🏼
i do all that stuff with my flute 💀💀 be spinning it around like it’s a whole like saber lmfao. and when she says “point to measure blah blah” i use my flute to point 😭
*confused orchestral sounds
This is the kind of video I wish I had so I could should my band director while I was still in HS...
I can relate to two things in this video; (1) The trombone on the chair thing and (2) the thing at the end. The trombone thing I learned quickly not to do as soon as I left MS since I got yelled at by the Upperclassmen in my section. The thing at the end is something that almost everyone tries once to see what it actually does (the downside is when it gets stuck in your instrument (which didn't happen to me luckily) and your director is like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEE I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT!!!")
1:34 trombones unite to make all of our directors cringe!!!
but not really please don't break your very costly metal
It always feels like our trombones are sticking out too far
Nobody:
Band directors: KeY SiGnAtUrE
I’m in string orchestra, can’t relate.
Ragdoll’s Wing, what about the crumpled music?
QiQi and tripping over stands
I’m in the orchestra too. I don’t usually deal with tripping over stands.
Must got that Ling Ling Insurance.
Exactly, best insurance ever.
I played bass when band was still a thing in my school. Every time my teacher stood at the front we would instantly play one of the songs we were learning for fun and because we liked her. My school is cheap so they got rid of my favourite class and now everyone is forced to do PAA against their wills. I don’t want to build a bridge out of the popsicle sticks we steal from the elementary trash cans.
Fresh Peppers I’m really sorry, that must suck
I play saxophone so I’m not really guilty of any of these great vid
Same sax gang
Saxophones for the win
same bro
Sax gang
My school has a 14 person band my (school is just small) and 6 different alto saxes and 1 tenor
I used to open my clarinet upside down like- every time. Now I know better.
I don’t get it. How does putting away your flute make them cringe.
You're supposed to take the flute apart (There's 4 parts, I think. I don't play flute but this is how all concert band instruments work, they all have at least 2 parts), then you put the parts in the case in their respective places, close the case and put the case, with the flute inside, in the locker. You don't just plop your instument in your locker on its own. Ever.
Oh thanks. I wouldn’t know because I’m my school we don’t have lockers, we just have music room where we keep the instruments. Also I don’t play flute.
@@d_c05 No problem
as both a flute and a trombone player, im guilty of setting my trombone on the chair, and twirling my flute as guard practice XD
Omg same! I'm happy that I'm not the only one that plays flute and trombone. Im 1000 percent guilty of those too😂🤣
1:50 AHHHHHHHHH THE DEADLY MOUTH PIECE BOP NO STTOP TORTURING MY SOUL!!!!!!! Dear beginning trumpeters PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!😣😣😣😣😣😣
Edit: do a day in the life of a marching band student!!!!
You forgot when someone doesn’t play, plays when their not supposed to, and not putting their mask on
the word cringe...
makes me want to cringe
I’m a flute player so this was relatable (when I was in 5th grade) but also painful
Does our band teacher really hate when us trumpets hit our mouth pieces to the beat of the percussionists?
Edit: I’m kidding I know he doesn’t like that 😂
That’s how my band teacher said we should set down our trombones??
Same here
It's very damaging though.
And finally number 1.
Trumpets existing
I mean that first one? That's only cringe if they think they're playing a normal major scale. Maybe they're aspiring to be a jazz musician? Lol
On a different note, kudos to anyone with the patience to teach middle school music classes. My dad's a middle school orchestra teacher and I helped chaperone a field trip once and the way some of them treat their instruments is so unsettling. Like how did you manage to damage your instrument so quickly? How is it THAT out of tune?
We've all been guilty of poor instrument care when we were younger, I mean I remember tripping over my violin and knocking over the sound post when I was 4. But I was 4. You'd think by the time kids were in middle school they wouldn't be stepping on their instruments. But then again when I was 16 I did accidentally threw half my marching clarinet about 5 yards once because I was carelessly twirling it and it was chilly outside so the corks in the joints had shrunken. .. the worst part of that story is it almost hit a former drum major that had come back to see us practice. Whoops.
Bassoons pushing their saliva through their reeds into their instrument will it’s on their bocal.
Bassoons in general
When I saw him lick the clarinet reed, It felt like I was tasting my reed 😂😭
I NEED to slap tumm;es. NOW.😜😳
One thing that pissed my band director the most was when the entire band missed the G major in a song.
G major chord or concert g that every person had? Both are exceedingly hard for a whole band to miss but I was just curious
It was the G major key signature that everyone had.
i li;ke slappin' tummies
Dr Cornellison buggins is that you?
Every day, water pours out of my tuba like a fountain
Please keep making these 🙏 my nostalgia is off the charts
Please upload more. I watched this a while back ago, just didn’t comment.
*I watch all your videos the day they come out, an they’re always amazing. I can always provide ideas*
Yesssss, when I was in band in 6th grade, and I was a percussionist with my friends, and he said not to do these so I’m kinda cringing while watching this because, if my band teacher sees this be might lose his marbles 😅
Lol! Honestly I still leave my clarinet standing without a holder to this day when I gotta go do something quickly. Man this was close to my base. Thankfully I do use an instrument holder for my oboe. Yet I know that putting an instrument on the stand is bad. Got told off several times! Hahaha!
MegaGermanShepherds Yooo oboe gang!!
any woodwinds leaving their instruments on the keys when put down
:>
*looks at awkwardly *
Even after being told no to, I learned not to do the last one the hard way😭
You forgot 1...
*When the clarinets squeak.*
Oh my gosh, these are so true. Even as a middle school percussionist I witness all these cringes and flaws. I even recognise my own cringes. Love from Elkhart Indiana❤
Sometimes my director will tell the percussion to stop playing and have the rest of the band or whatever just play I'm not in percussion but I can imagine
In 4th grade I used a clarinet as a spear and my band director yelled at me.
5 seconds later I started using it as a rocket launcher and he got even more pissed cuz I thought he meant I was restricted from using it as one specific weapon and not others
I’m guilty of the flute twirling and on the stand.... 😅😅
Same 🤣🤣🤣
lol I cringed so bad XD (JR percussionist drum major in HS). Thank you, you just got a new subscriber.