I love the fact that the detective suddenly gains not one, but TWO hats to throw in conflicted frustration as he hears this series of extremely plausible tragedies.
@@zachary3367 There's scientific evidence that head trauma causes foot fungus and New York has been known to get random kangaroo attacks from time to time.
Yup, it’s always corny manipulative phrases like: “If you kill me, your no better than me, hero” “Y’know hero, me and you are not so different from each other…even tho there is a clear difference between me who just murdered 50 women and children, and you who killed my henchmen, mostly in self defense and to stop me” “The reason why killed all those innocent people is because society is messed up, and I wanted my voice to be heard” “Y’know your no better than me hero…” Add onto the list if you want.
@@anotherrandomguy8871 god I would love it if someone made a hero film were the villain trys to manipulate the hero and black mail him with all these exact same lines but instead of falling for it the hero is actually smart for once and actively calls the villain out on all they'r moral grandstanding bull sh1t
@@elishafollet5347 I’ve had the exact same idea before, where I want the hero to call out the villain’s bullshit whenever the villain tries to pull some sort of manipulation tactic on the hero and on the audience watching for that matter since usually there is always a group of people that think the villain has a point with their obviously manipulative quote of comparing themselves to the hero to sound all cool and deep, but then the hero says something about it, and I mean more than just the basic “I’m nothing like you!!” quote and actually calls out the villain’s dumb backwards morals. Even for the “sympathetic” villains, I would love just a simple joke about the villain suddenly getting ready to cry and pull a sob story out once they are defended, and then the hero rolling their eyes because the hero has experienced this type of crap before with multiple of their previous villains crying and dropping a sob story after the villain murdered tons of innocent people, and the hero is just not in the mood for it, and just takes them to jail while the villain is still in the middle of their ramble. It would make me laugh because that how I feel as a viewer.
This is why I generally prefer villains who either like to be villains or just do not care at all. Case in point: Sukuna and Jack Horner, one who really does not care about anything period and one who revels in being evil
as an australian i can confirm you are 100% at risk of a kangaroo attack on your village, having your door get eaten by a kangaroo, and a baby kangaroo kicking you in the head and giving you foot fungus. it's just another average day really
@@lunevoleur8912 thank you i appreciate the sympathy it means a lot. the rest of my family was taken by the local mob so it's not something i get often
My main issue with modern sympathetic villains is they face no repercussions after they redeem themselves. It's like "yeah thanks for saving me, you committed crimes against humanity and wiped out a race of people but you changed, you're good to go."
That guy was a low IQ robber asian and he still managed to play mind games with the inspector. Just imagine what Steven's dad could do in this situation. Prob convince the inspector imprison himself lmao
He would literally become the owner of the prison and then make a brand of prisons that would build five prisons in every state except Ohio because Ohio needs ten prisons. He would teach every single prisoner how to solve university level calculus and physics questions and then send them to Harvard so that they can get a job and stop being criminals.
Then there's 2nd dimension Doofenshmirtz who's somehow more evil than the main series Doofenshmirtz even though his only tragic backstory was losing a toy train.
Doofenshmirtz is the antithesis to absurdly evil villains with tragic backstories to garner sympathy. He has a backstory for literally every conceivable childhood trauma and yet is still fundamentally a good person no matter how evil he thinks he's obligated to be.
I admit, I made all of that up. However. the truth is perhaps worse. When I were wee tall, I had a "Trycycle.".. the older boys had a 4 foot ramp they had been jumping with their bikes. I put my little sister on the back... I don't remember hitting the ramp. I do recall waking up, grandma were yelling at me and I thought to me "Being asleep is far more peaceful."
As a New Yorker, I can confirm that our small village is constantly under threat from kangaroo attacks Edit: Holy ravioli guacamole my comment blew up!!!!! Tysm guys!!!
Not a day goes by without some other small tyke contracting foot fungus from flying mailboxes. Something has to be done! And by something, I mean somebody has to crowbar open, like, at least 5 ATMs.
"I did this crime to fight the status quo and help the needy" "Oh well I guess you really aren't a villa-" "And then I murdered 15 innocents for no reason."
we can't SAY anything _actually important_ with our million dollar, pop-culture defining movie franchise, that might make Disney stock go down slightly!!! better include a qualifying asterisk made of dead innocents that makes everything we try to say completely null and void, just to be safe
Yeah, I actually hate this. Make them evil by making their solutions bad and offer better solutions by the good guys. Don't just make them do random evil things just to make sure the audience doesn't side with them.
Yea I remember riding home from school on my Roo one day when someone honked at me. Scared the hell out of the Roo so he threw me off and then went on a rampage around town, killed or maimed at least 6 people and tons of property damage. Kangaroos are for real hahaha
@@nobodywatchesnooby and by getting abused as a child as well as fighting in a losing war as a young soldier and seeing his country being crippled by debts.
Right? Not like the world isn't full of real villains who just want to murder & burn everything for shits & giggles. Why can't we have these proper villains in fiction anymore? Now they must make them oh so relatable and look what sad past they had thus became evil...get lost.
I say this all the time. Especially about marvel. Thanos was a cool exception at the time but then they went that way with all the villains and it’s just so boring
So the 2 mountain lions that fought Steven's dad, did his taxes, and now attacked the villain's auntie hah? I need these two lions to make a cameo already.
I've seen 4 black panthers where I live, and we have the yellow cougars too. Steal some from here. You can have them all. once, a mountain lion was in my cousins front yard about a quarter of a mile from where I live and I'm not too stoked about it.
I love how the detective’s energy changes the moment he hears “mountain lions.” Like he goes from annoyed at the criminal’s moral blackmailing to astonished and increasingly upset at the string of events that led to him stealing.
That’s why Puss ‘N Boots: The Last Wish was so good. When asked what his tragic backstory was, the villain is just like, “Some guy beat me in a pie making contest.”
@@neilvanschepdael6778 no, he had "a loving family, stability, a mansion, a baker goods enterprise to inherit, useless crap like that" so in other words, he had nothing wrong lol
This is why Death and Jack in Last Wish are such great antagonists. Death is not altruistic but isn't exactly evil. Simply a literal force intent on making a point to the hero's detriment. And Jack is just stupid fun, his villainy used for some of the best humor in the movie.
@@archersterling6726 Not out of spite. Death chases Puss to teach him a lesson. (Spoilers ahead, natch.) At the end of the movie they have one final face-off, but by now Puss has come to terms with living his last life to the fullest and Death just... leaves him be. The threat of death was a motivator for Death's true goal: making Puss *overcome* his fear of death and live his life fully.
I feel like you can give a villain a heartfelt backstory, if it's done right. That itself is hard to do, but yk some villains are just evil for no reason and sometimes that's what makes them memorable.
Wandavision was like "I lost my imagined children and my robot husband therefore it's not that bad that I enslaved the bodies AND minds of an entire city for weeks for my personal entertainment."
@@voice_0f_reason IMO the action was the low point of the show. I enjoyed the show being more of a psychological horror/comedy and would have preferred if Wanda had to go through an emotional and even financial reckoning. Like bitch, you destroyed half this town and probably caused almost everyone here untold damage to their careers, property, emotions, and more. Least she could do is cut a check.
Well yeah..... but the REAL bad guy was actually this different Witch who had this really evil plan. She was going to find out what Wanda was doing, how she did it, then steal her powers so that she couldn't do it to more people....... So it's ok that she did that.
@@alexanderthegreat5114 lol also let's not forget Wanda decided to imprison that witch's mind for eternity as a punishment showing she learned nothing about why its wrong to imprison minds
The idea of an interrogation scene where the shots of the criminal are dark and serious and the shots of the interrogator just get more and more wild as he get more and more pissed off is great
Dr. Doofensfmert from Phineas and Ferb is the closest I can think of off the top of my head lol every hilarious or strange bad thing that can happen to a person happen to him in his childhood and then is the backstory for his newest evil plan
it's such a double joke because not only is it showing off the stupid 'see the villain isn't bad' thing it's also showing off the stupid 'religious = good' thing i love it
Remember when Maleficent puts a curse on a baby princess because Maleficent wasn't invited to a birthday party? Villains back then were just evil and petty for the sake of evil. And kind of awesome at it.
I think it was Nostalgia Critic who pointed out that where villains fell off, heroes rose up. We don't get cool villains like Maleficent anymore, but we probably get more interesting heroes than Prince Philip.
@@codenamezenneko9599 Nah snubbing a fairy will 100% result in the worst case scenario. Whereas inviting them would at least have lowered the chances dramatically. Much like being an evil fae she went the extra mile and was willing to destroy the entire Kingdom over the slight, while a regular fae would have just targeted their daughter and the King and Queen.
Which is a joke that is ONLY funny because of the current movie environment being oversaturated by more mature takes and primitive consumers gobbling up that satire like cookies. Satire is not funny in a vacuum. Put this satire in a different era and it will quickly loose all of it’s charm.
@kingOL "mature takes, primitive consumers gobbling up satire" holy shit take your lips off your own cock for a single second. I bet you think all unapologetically evil/force of nature villains are immediately F tier. What about Cruella de ville she is iconic and good unlike that shitty sympathetic drivel remake they made. Villains can just be bad sometimes
What if I told you that there's this young rich kid whose parents were murdered in front of him? That seems like another legit villain backstory ;) Or, what about this teenager who got bit by a spider one time? His uncle was murdered by a mugger. Legit villain waiting to happen, right? ;)
@@Bran-x8q No no no, the spider one doesn’t work because he had opportunity the first time to stop it. As his uncle said “With great power comes great responsibility,” thus the biggest, “I fked up” realizations in his life. Now rich kid story, I can agree with him becoming a villain. That was emotional damage on such a high level, that I’m surprised the kid didn’t snap and become a psychopath. Instead, he became absolutely SANE, instead. There is so much motivation to be a villain in a worthless city.
Villians should have backstories and reasons for being that way, but that doesn't mean they aren't the villain. Just because someone had a crappy life doesn't mean they can be excused for doing terrible things. It just makes them make sense
Absolutely. I don’t think people are ever inherently “bad,” in fact they make choices that they believe are right or that they try to justify because of what happened to them. Life isn’t so black and white, but it doesn’t mean that wrong choices shouldn’t go without consequences.
@@caseysingsong I generally agree, but I have seen people who are in the nicest, best world of worlds, and end out being a total loser. Just a piece of misery. In the end, we are animals, and we do what we want. It's what influences what we want that matters.
Not all villains are justified or need some backstory. Especially monsters born from pure evil. Like Blackheart from Marvel. He is a demon created from the energy of centuries of murders. That’s it. He’s evil because he was born from evil.
@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 this is why I love villains like black heart. They serve as a reminder that you cannot always negotiate with your enemies and trying to force negotiations with an adversary who clearly shows no desire for peaceful resolution is just how you get yourself and potentially other people killed.
@@Bran-x8q Yes. Killmonger should have been taken out. But it doesn't change the fact that a disturbingly large number of people feel he was justified because of his circumstances. The same goes for plenty of other modern villains. There are no explicitly *Bad* villains. It's always someone who had something happen and we as the audience are expected to relate and feel sorry for these characters, rather than wanting their defeat.
@@dresdenlancer9012 Killmonger, and most "well intentioned extremist" villians by that token, is like Solidus Snake, has a valid criticism of society, but their proposed "solution" won't actually fix the issue they want to fix. Killmonger flipping the status quo of oppression would only make the cycle of oppression stronger, just with Africans on top this time, whilst even if Solidus Snake learned who the Patriots' founding fathers were, killing them would do nothing to stop the system they created.The appeal of such villains is that they represent the complex realities of our world, that most social issues of our modern world are driven by systems, not people, and thus can't be solved as simply as raising an army to conquer an enemy or assassinating a few bad apples.
@@dresdenlancer9012 In my mind, it's all about execution, and "He's the bad guy because he's evil" is such a lazy take in my mind. Villains need ideals and goals, they need motivation. Sometimes that motivation might be understandable, sometimes it's simply greed. Case in point, the MCU's take on Vulture. He's a father who got screwed on a contract to clean up after the New York event. He invested everything into the contract, gambled his company, and then had it stolen from under his feet. His business was ruined- so he and his employees took the harvest they'd forgotten to hand back and made weapons that they sold, and started to steal from the very company that screwed them over in the first place. It started as survival- a way to avoid joblessness after Stark fucked them over- but, by the time Spiderman got involved, it had become greed; give his family everything they wanted. His story is something you can be sympathetic of, but they were still clearly criminals, clearly in the wrong. And they didn't consider the legal path: Suing for damages. They had been awarded a contract, they had invested heavily in the machinery to complete said contract, then been screwed over by having their contract voided without any attempt at renegotiation.
'misguided and unfortunate' can work well. but let's not pretend that hitler going on a genocidal rampage was justified due to being denied from art school. And that there isn't something genuinely in-human about him
She was hit in the head with a severed foot. The entire underside of the foot was infected with the fungus. It was one of the mountain lions that hid the foot in our mailbox. It was my auntie's foot. That's why she's in the hospital.
Sometimes I think movies are trying to tell us that crimes are OK depending on your situation. In South Africa we are struggling financially but the guys who steal are usually very well dressed and fed.
@@gray3508Sympathy is the act of being more concerned that what you normally would see. If everyone is Sympathetic than you need to redefine the emotion.
@whiteranger4487 no... that's not how that works. Or what that word even means. Being sympathetic is the act of expressing sympathy. Sympathy simply put is just an understanding between 2 or more people and/or having a common shared feeling/experience. For example, I can be sympathetic to people who have gone days without food before cause they had a sudden expense that they had to pay for since I have gone through that scenario myself. Everyone can have sympathy for someone else without making the term meaningless.
@seancakin1469 Yes it is. It's like this if everyone is angry nobody is because it would be the normal behavior. If everyone is sympathetic then we wouldn't have created a word to separate the emotion from normal brain functions. Your dictionary cannot save you now.
@@nurulnurul9270 Or maybe they are jsut trying to avoid the old comic book depiction of the villain who is a monster "just because" (Botherhoodof Evil Mutants, seriously? -- the SS did not call itself "murderous psycopaths club") and doing it badly
@@Damen178 bro wtf are you even talking about? Both Black Panther movies featured minority villains and Kang is now black. All of the villains in into the spider verse were minorities except kingpin. The only minority villains I can remember from the 90s that aren’t in martial arts films are Thulsa Doom, Sho’nuff the Shogun of Harlem, Clubber Lang, Candyman, and Simon Phoenix as any stand out villain, and then just only the first two are really worth mentioning.
Because not all evil is “satanic wtf”, most of “evil” is what we call normalcy. We choose convenience over truth or peace or “good”. Evil can be used to weed out other evil, but that does not make it any better or worse. Problem on primitive views on good/evil is that they do not account for absolute/utilitarian values, but only on the inherent, intrinsic value. As a result, yes, you can easy have a genocidal maniac/serial killer being cheered on by people, since he is the powerhouse that is fighting the REAL bad guys. And, likewise, you can have petty thieves being painted utter pitch black, since there is no nobility or ultimate good in their actions, but only ruin. Good and evil are subject to context and perspective. There is no right or wrong, as those constructs are man-made. “Right” and “wrong” is often defined by “what benefits human/humanity more”, and, thereby, it is completely dependent on the subject we are taking about. Example: A hero will save the burning building with kids before saving his love interest. But a villain will burn the world for his love. Who’s love is strongest/the best? The moment you pity interests of one against interest of (faceless) many, you are ought to get some contradictions and cognitive dissonance with notions of good and evil. And the problem lies not in those constructs, but rather US. Our good and our evil are all over the place, since it is as abstract and as malleable to one’s perception as art. Sure, you can say “laws are deemed to uphold moral values”… But that is not really true. Systems often uphold values that make the world most convenient and manageable, not necessarily purest. As Black Adam said “Good and evil are not constants, but are defined by those with power”.
Well the problem is most heroes don't make a lot of sense. It's usually like "Oh, I have superpowers now, I might as well become a superhero". Villains are usually written to have experiences that turned them that way, but it's never that same approach with heroes.
I love the fact that the detective suddenly gains not one, but TWO hats to throw in conflicted frustration as he hears this series of extremely plausible tragedies.
And then he acquires a lawn chair to unfold and carry with him in disbelief
Implausible. Plausible means they're likely to be true haha.
@@zachary3367 what do you mean bro they're clearly telling the truth he makes a very compelling argument
@@zachary3367 There's scientific evidence that head trauma causes foot fungus and New York has been known to get random kangaroo attacks from time to time.
@@zachary3367 No, like the OP said, the tragedies were extremely plausible lol
This was the villain's plan all along so he could keep the money in the end and it worked
Master plan, I like it
@@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom yessir😊
My Town in Australia was held ransom for 3 weeks by kangaroos.
We all now have PTSD on anything that can jump.
in fact he hired the kangaroos with money from one of the ATMs
@@adzoutnabout888 now that is wild, here in Brazil the ones that usually do this work are the street dogs
Steven should have put " When I was a child I was attacked by ATMs".
They r*ped my mother and ate my father.
I am the ATM Slayer
ATMs killed my parents
"ATMs bullied me and called me the n word"
Don't spoil the sequel, dude
Omg 💀
"It was attacked by kangaroos"
"IN NEW YORK?!"
as an NYer, i can confirm this message
Damn😅
Those damn zoos
As a New Yorker can confirm we regularly get attacked by Kangaroos and Andacondas
The emu war all over again XD
(Ps im Australian i can say that )
A villain's most powerful weapon: Moral blackmail
Never heard it called that before, the more you know
Yup, it’s always corny manipulative phrases like:
“If you kill me, your no better than me, hero”
“Y’know hero, me and you are not so different from each other…even tho there is a clear difference between me who just murdered 50 women and children, and you who killed my henchmen, mostly in self defense and to stop me”
“The reason why killed all those innocent people is because society is messed up, and I wanted my voice to be heard”
“Y’know your no better than me hero…”
Add onto the list if you want.
@@anotherrandomguy8871 god I would love it if someone made a hero film were the villain trys to manipulate the hero and black mail him with all these exact same lines but instead of falling for it the hero is actually smart for once and actively calls the villain out on all they'r moral grandstanding bull sh1t
@@elishafollet5347 I’ve had the exact same idea before, where I want the hero to call out the villain’s bullshit whenever the villain tries to pull some sort of manipulation tactic on the hero and on the audience watching for that matter since usually there is always a group of people that think the villain has a point with their obviously manipulative quote of comparing themselves to the hero to sound all cool and deep, but then the hero says something about it, and I mean more than just the basic “I’m nothing like you!!” quote and actually calls out the villain’s dumb backwards morals.
Even for the “sympathetic” villains, I would love just a simple joke about the villain suddenly getting ready to cry and pull a sob story out once they are defended, and then the hero rolling their eyes because the hero has experienced this type of crap before with multiple of their previous villains crying and dropping a sob story after the villain murdered tons of innocent people, and the hero is just not in the mood for it, and just takes them to jail while the villain is still in the middle of their ramble.
It would make me laugh because that how I feel as a viewer.
This is why I generally prefer villains who either like to be villains or just do not care at all. Case in point: Sukuna and Jack Horner, one who really does not care about anything period and one who revels in being evil
"What was your motivation?"
"All of them."
"yes"
He is the storm that is approaching
Provoking
Black clouds in isolation
None I want to get me something nice
Of all the BS I've posted on RUclips over the years, how did THIS comment get a thousand likes??
@@serotonin.scavenger cool a dmc fan
as an australian i can confirm you are 100% at risk of a kangaroo attack on your village, having your door get eaten by a kangaroo, and a baby kangaroo kicking you in the head and giving you foot fungus. it's just another average day really
My condolences sir you can keep the money in fact take my wallet too good luck curing your disease
@@lunevoleur8912 thank you i appreciate the sympathy it means a lot. the rest of my family was taken by the local mob so it's not something i get often
OMG YES! I hate it when that happens, it's such a common occurrence. Smh
haha emu joke here
Australia is if Ohio and Brazil united into one country.
"And then winter came... we were starving..."
"YOU CAN HAVE MORE MONEY!!!"
"A Mountain lion!?😨"
"Two, mountain lions.🗿"
Still she survived.
Ah yes that made it twice as believable as we all know mountain lions always hunt in pairs. 🤣🤣
“The same two mountain lions!”
Those are the lions Steven's Dad fought to go to school
THERE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE MOUNTAIN LIONS IN MISSIONS
My main issue with modern sympathetic villains is they face no repercussions after they redeem themselves.
It's like "yeah thanks for saving me, you committed crimes against humanity and wiped out a race of people but you changed, you're good to go."
That's why I love Saren from Mass Effect 1. He can redeem himself but he still faces the ghastly consequences.
I agree, honestly if they didn't have this specific problem so often I would probably give them much more of a pass
Have their redemption arc take place in jail time n shit
Xehanort
*opens chair* killed me
Do you want the people to hate the villain or love?
Hollywood: *"Yes!"*
Thanos: "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be."
Villains are more relatable than heroes in their normal form.
@@kingol4801 Only badly written heroes.
I don't want to hate or love the villain
I want to fear the villain.
Please Hollywood, make villains terrifying again.
Why not just go with the classic and love to hate him?
"Hit my niece in the head.. now she has foot fungus"
OMFG 🤣
And this baby kangaroo ate his mailbox too 😂😂😂😂😂
Amd ate his mailbox 😂😂😂😂😂
😂
😂😂😂
That guy was a low IQ robber asian and he still managed to play mind games with the inspector. Just imagine what Steven's dad could do in this situation. Prob convince the inspector imprison himself lmao
Not only imprison himself... he'd have him sponsor Beijing Corn from the cell while paying rent!
He would deal too much EMOTIONAL DAMAGE than the inspector would be able to handle
Dude would shame the entire justice system into sui%^de ..
@@bartofii 😂 lmao, this is right at Steven’s level for sure.
He would literally become the owner of the prison and then make a brand of prisons that would build five prisons in every state except Ohio because Ohio needs ten prisons. He would teach every single prisoner how to solve university level calculus and physics questions and then send them to Harvard so that they can get a job and stop being criminals.
As an Australian can confirm kangaroos can destroy a village.
Wasn’t there a kangaroo ambushing people and beating them up for a few weeks?
@@JayAshBranAudioScripts yep it had boxing gloves
Kangaroos are pussies! Emu herds can destroy whole cities.
How do they coordinate attacks with mountain lions though? And where do they get grenades? 😂
also Emus
Then there's 2nd dimension Doofenshmirtz who's somehow more evil than the main series Doofenshmirtz even though his only tragic backstory was losing a toy train.
Doofenshmirtz is the antithesis to absurdly evil villains with tragic backstories to garner sympathy. He has a backstory for literally every conceivable childhood trauma and yet is still fundamentally a good person no matter how evil he thinks he's obligated to be.
Yeah Doofenshmirtz needs a pineapple.
@@ActuallySatan And that's why he works
And it was still better than this 😂
True evil is born through pain and loss...when I was a lad, I once had a toy train...and then one day I lost it.
Pluh
you had school buses? we had to walk 2000 miles up hill both ways....
the mountain lions felt bad for us and brought us food for the trip.
in a snow hurricane no less.
I think aliens attacked at least once, but I were too groggy to be sure.
I admit, I made all of that up.
However. the truth is perhaps worse.
When I were wee tall, I had a "Trycycle.".. the older boys had a 4 foot ramp they had been jumping with their bikes. I put my little sister on the back... I don't remember hitting the ramp. I do recall waking up, grandma were yelling at me and I thought to me "Being asleep is far more peaceful."
Hollywood trying to make a genocidal villain relatable:
- give them some random endearing qualities
- also make them hot
- also make them a minority
Defeat them with the power of acceptance or some shit
And don’t forget the power of friendship 😂😂🤦🏽♀️
This exactly is magneto from X men's series
@@isobellam5557 Sometimes I wonder if a lot of movie mistakes made today are misguided attempts at copying what was done very well in the past.
Then give them a sob story that totally justifies why they did what they did.
As a New Yorker, I can confirm that our small village is constantly under threat from kangaroo attacks
Edit: Holy ravioli guacamole my comment blew up!!!!! Tysm guys!!!
Ayy, is dat Lil Joey ova dere?
Lil Joey: 🦘
Not a day goes by without some other small tyke contracting foot fungus from flying mailboxes.
Something has to be done! And by something, I mean somebody has to crowbar open, like, at least 5 ATMs.
And as an Australian I'd like to say, stop stealing our modes of transport!
You should be ashamed being new yourker
They keep busting out from the zoo and attacks our village. One kangaroo had a grenade.
This sounds like an AI was asked to write a Marvel villain.
@natma relnam with like, two exceptions you got a hell of a point
This sounds like MCU writers were replaced with slightly more creative, more plausible writers and asked to write a Villain.😂
Way he says mountain lions lol
@natma relnam EXACTLY
yup
Tha baby kangaroo had beef with him and his mailbox 😂😂😂
And his niece's head 😂😂😂😂😂
"I did this crime to fight the status quo and help the needy"
"Oh well I guess you really aren't a villa-"
"And then I murdered 15 innocents for no reason."
we can't SAY anything _actually important_ with our million dollar, pop-culture defining movie franchise, that might make Disney stock go down slightly!!! better include a qualifying asterisk made of dead innocents that makes everything we try to say completely null and void, just to be safe
"Oh that's bad."
"Yeah and if you kill me for trying to blow up this children's hospital, you're just as bad as me."
Yeah, I actually hate this. Make them evil by making their solutions bad and offer better solutions by the good guys.
Don't just make them do random evil things just to make sure the audience doesn't side with them.
@Laurence This is good, but better yet, make them the problem, not the solution. The ends and means were both just as evil.
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier be like:
As an Aussie, the kangaroo story seems valid.
I agree as an Aussie supporter (referring to the Aussie brothers Felix and Bang Chan) Ive heard much of these kangaroos, seems valid🧍
Yea I remember riding home from school on my Roo one day when someone honked at me. Scared the hell out of the Roo so he threw me off and then went on a rampage around town, killed or maimed at least 6 people and tons of property damage. Kangaroos are for real hahaha
Emus are worse, we fought a war against flightless pea sized brain birds and lost.. I am not sure if that's a testament to the birds or ourselves.
Yeah but not in New York lol 😆
@@TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32 that's the true plans of War, the biggest source of "man"power wins, there's more emus than Australians in Australia 💀 💀 💀
Moral of the story if you're a detective: Wear enough hats to throw onto the table when you interrogate badguys
And have a foldable chair on standby😂
😂
@@jehoshjebaraj6284 open that shit like your ripping open a bag of chips.
@@jehoshjebaraj6284 😂
I was shaking and laughing at this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😂😆😂😆😆😂😆😂😆
“Keep the money!” Lmao he was so done
As a kangaroo, I can confirm Steven's story is true
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought you were a cricket🦗 😂😂
@@bunnylla8744 @xio mistry y'all are both adorable 😂
Lies it was the Coalas
And you are to blame
Villains then: "I want to rule the world because I'm a sociopathic megalomaniac"
Villains now: "I got bullied in middle school, now I'm H!tler."
But hitler became hitler after getting rejected in arts school
@@nobodywatchesnooby 😅😂🤣😭
@@nobodywatchesnooby and by getting abused as a child as well as fighting in a losing war as a young soldier and seeing his country being crippled by debts.
Everyone is Hitler now. There is an oversaturation of the archetype. 0/10
@@Someoneissus not to mention being raised an antisemite so he had the perfect scapegoat for the political instability in his country
I miss villains who just want to watch the world burn.
Right? R.I.P Heathe Ledger. 😅
Right? Not like the world isn't full of real villains who just want to murder & burn everything for shits & giggles. Why can't we have these proper villains in fiction anymore? Now they must make them oh so relatable and look what sad past they had thus became evil...get lost.
Uhh...just look in the WH and senate and congress, the WHO and the WMF. You'll see enough for multiple lifetimes.
I say this all the time. Especially about marvel. Thanos was a cool exception at the time but then they went that way with all the villains and it’s just so boring
Same ❤
"I quit" famous last words
"see you tomorrow, bye!"
the best famous last words in the universe
So the 2 mountain lions that fought Steven's dad, did his taxes, and now attacked the villain's auntie hah? I need these two lions to make a cameo already.
I'm one of those two lions.
I've seen 4 black panthers where I live, and we have the yellow cougars too. Steal some from here. You can have them all. once, a mountain lion was in my cousins front yard about a quarter of a mile from where I live and I'm not too stoked about it.
“My village was attacked…” -
- by the fire nation
😂😂 my favourite comment!
*shows burn scar*
I thought the same joke😂
And he didn't have enough money to master all 4 elements
I love how the detective’s energy changes the moment he hears “mountain lions.”
Like he goes from annoyed at the criminal’s moral blackmailing to astonished and increasingly upset at the string of events that led to him stealing.
Just exasperated by the reality he's living in at that moment. 🤣
The EMOTIONAL DAMAGE was just too much for that investigator...
That’s why Puss ‘N Boots: The Last Wish was so good. When asked what his tragic backstory was, the villain is just like, “Some guy beat me in a pie making contest.”
Pls tell me thats not true
@@neilvanschepdael6778 not exactly lol, but they do use him to poke fun at the tragic backstory trope
@@neilvanschepdael6778The villain later just admits he’s evil. He has no remorse. He’s just bad.
@@neilvanschepdael6778 he is one of my all-time favorite villains, he’s just pure evil
@@neilvanschepdael6778 no, he had "a loving family, stability, a mansion, a baker goods enterprise to inherit, useless crap like that" so in other words, he had nothing wrong lol
This is why Death and Jack in Last Wish are such great antagonists. Death is not altruistic but isn't exactly evil. Simply a literal force intent on making a point to the hero's detriment. And Jack is just stupid fun, his villainy used for some of the best humor in the movie.
Goldilocks is also a great antagonist
But Death kinda decided to kill Puss out of spite
Yea that movie did all three types of villains super well. The force of nature, evil for the sake of evil, and the relatable one
@@archersterling6726 Not out of spite. Death chases Puss to teach him a lesson. (Spoilers ahead, natch.) At the end of the movie they have one final face-off, but by now Puss has come to terms with living his last life to the fullest and Death just... leaves him be. The threat of death was a motivator for Death's true goal: making Puss *overcome* his fear of death and live his life fully.
This one movie gave us three types of villains all done really well.
"Now she has foot fungus" 😆😂
because she was hit in the head🤣🤣🤣
Number 15, burger king foot lettuce
'A baby kangaroo kicked my mailbox, hit my niece in the head. Now she has foot fungus'
Made my day😂
Bro the fact that he opens a chair too because of how annoyed and irritated he was 😂
Na bruh it was his reaction to the guy donating to chair-ity 😆
*opens the chair aggresively*
"In new YORK???"
I have tears in my eyes 😂
"In NEW YOOOORK???" I literally spat out all my water
😂😂😂
“…And FAT!” Had me dyin’. Didn’t know I had that in defense toolbox. Thx!
I feel like you can give a villain a heartfelt backstory, if it's done right. That itself is hard to do, but yk some villains are just evil for no reason and sometimes that's what makes them memorable.
it called anti-villian
Villains with "aww my backstory is so sad" after they murder a bunch of people like in Falcon and winter soldier make me not care at all
@@Bread-nx9fo"I only tortured those infants because I was bullied 😢"
@@Bread-nx9fo "Why did you bomb those civilians?"
"Because we support open borders!"
????????
Jack Horner
As a kangaroo that lives in New York, I can neither confirm nor deny any attack on a village at the time in question.
Good one! Made my day! 😂😅❤
Maybe they need to ask about the Capybaras that kidnapped your little joeys and they were being held beneath that village for ransom.
low key best comment here
Whoah he indeed is a kangaroo that lives in newyork
It maybe been 5 months since our interrogation, we are not done yet. NOW TALKKKKK!!!!
Wandavision was like "I lost my imagined children and my robot husband therefore it's not that bad that I enslaved the bodies AND minds of an entire city for weeks for my personal entertainment."
I thought that was weird too. At least the action was decent
@@voice_0f_reason what action did you see? All I remember is the visions having a philosophical debate and some lame mirror-match beam conflicts
@@voice_0f_reason IMO the action was the low point of the show. I enjoyed the show being more of a psychological horror/comedy and would have preferred if Wanda had to go through an emotional and even financial reckoning.
Like bitch, you destroyed half this town and probably caused almost everyone here untold damage to their careers, property, emotions, and more. Least she could do is cut a check.
Well yeah..... but the REAL bad guy was actually this different Witch who had this really evil plan. She was going to find out what Wanda was doing, how she did it, then steal her powers so that she couldn't do it to more people....... So it's ok that she did that.
@@alexanderthegreat5114 lol also let's not forget Wanda decided to imprison that witch's mind for eternity as a punishment showing she learned nothing about why its wrong to imprison minds
"KEEP THE MONEY."
That'S the best line in the whole StevenHe channel.
The idea of an interrogation scene where the shots of the criminal are dark and serious and the shots of the interrogator just get more and more wild as he get more and more pissed off is great
Hollywood trying to convince you that all villains can be justified just in case their own villainy gets exposed.
LMAO I think this might be exactly it!
^This
LOL.
WWWWWWOAH **MIND. BLOWN.**
There isn't a nefarious plot for everything out there buddy. You could be right but maybe it's just a trend.
"he was bullied"
Imagine this is what every asian and african nerdy kids' parents did💀
ive got questions for my mom now
I'm pretty certain bullying isn't racial.
because he was ChineseAndFAT.
The foot fungus was heartbreaking
But not the mailbox being eaten??
😂😂😂😂😂
Bro isn't even a villain that's a hero's backstory right there.
He litteraly sounds like batman
@Darktion nobody. cares
@@bloxred4568 fr
Fr fr
A hero or villain isn’t made that way by their backstory. They make themselves a hero or villain when they either do good or do evil.
I want to see a Disney movie now, where this is legitimately the backstory of the main villain
Disney won’t make it, not diverse enough since Asians are now categorized as white in America.
And punchline is nobody gives a shit, not even the villain himself
Les Miserables
Dr. Doofensfmert from Phineas and Ferb is the closest I can think of off the top of my head lol every hilarious or strange bad thing that can happen to a person happen to him in his childhood and then is the backstory for his newest evil plan
Maleficent ?
"Opens chair"
That broke me
And the chair😂
It was the 2 hats for me
As a Kangaroo I can confirm that we do catch a flight from Australia ,go to newyork and destroy their village twice every month.
“Of course you were going to church”
The way he said it I died laughing
True
@@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom lol indeed bro
it's such a double joke because not only is it showing off the stupid 'see the villain isn't bad' thing it's also showing off the stupid 'religious = good' thing
i love it
Remember when Maleficent puts a curse on a baby princess because Maleficent wasn't invited to a birthday party?
Villains back then were just evil and petty for the sake of evil. And kind of awesome at it.
And she could turn into a dragon, they made her soft and even nerfed her skill set :(
She was also a Fairy. Even regular Fae would have did it, and they decided to snub a well known Evil Fairy!?
I think it was Nostalgia Critic who pointed out that where villains fell off, heroes rose up. We don't get cool villains like Maleficent anymore, but we probably get more interesting heroes than Prince Philip.
@@BlackfangDragon Seeing as she was evil, the baby was probably cursed one way or the other. They took a chance and chose the wrong direction.
@@codenamezenneko9599 Nah snubbing a fairy will 100% result in the worst case scenario. Whereas inviting them would at least have lowered the chances dramatically.
Much like being an evil fae she went the extra mile and was willing to destroy the entire Kingdom over the slight, while a regular fae would have just targeted their daughter and the King and Queen.
The "ofc you're going to church" is just too perfect 😂 I felt that ahahaha
As a Christian, I loved that.
@@cyrus1586no
@cyrus1586 church isn’t bad
@@cyrus1586Excuse me? Just because you cant get up off of social media and go to church doesn’t mean its bad. Damn, you have some serious issues.
I just don't see how that changes anything :D
Actually, in the US, on average, people probably consider it to make a difference.
Doofenshmirtz: "Dude, dial it back."
Marvel: “Quickly write this down” 😂😂
No this is more DC area. Marvel writes their own shit DC copies everyone else's ideas
@@zankou5611 mhmmm yeah tru
@@zankou5611 dc has been doing good in comics than marvel
@@leoaugustus5651 But American comics aren't doing good in general
@@zankou5611 most marvel heroes where copies of dc heroes go look on the dates
Bro donated to the church whilst being broke, what a legend
Ten percent of broke
😂@@us3rG
He's the old lady from the parable
Hyzonics l like your pfp
Wait is that where the money went!?
When the bad guy unlocks talk-no-jutsu.
🤣🤣🤣 ..great one!👍
When he said "in New York??" His accent switch for a sec🤣🤣🤣
The “damn it” *opens chair has me dying 😂😂
Sometimes a villain doesn't need a relatable tragic background. Sometimes all you need is a Jack Horner
Which is a joke that is ONLY funny because of the current movie environment being oversaturated by more mature takes and primitive consumers gobbling up that satire like cookies.
Satire is not funny in a vacuum. Put this satire in a different era and it will quickly loose all of it’s charm.
Death also didnt had a good backround or anything.
He was just the perfect and cold opposite of the goal in that movie.
@kingOL "mature takes, primitive consumers gobbling up satire" holy shit take your lips off your own cock for a single second. I bet you think all unapologetically evil/force of nature villains are immediately F tier. What about Cruella de ville she is iconic and good unlike that shitty sympathetic drivel remake they made. Villains can just be bad sometimes
This man trolled the investigator so hard, he just gave up.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking the kangaroos would be the Fire Nation instead for a moment.
As someone who HAS taken a grenade to the back on the way home from church, I can appreciate how this can contribute to a villain backstory.
But did you donate to charity?
@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8j
ok then i wont
Just because you committed a crime doesn't mean you are guilty, even if you are, it's fine as long you have Asian powers.
Or if you are a woman.
Im starting to wish i was asian
Or a good origin story.
@@sadcathastodieskill issue
My dad says he awakened his when he was 6 and my grandfather awakened his in his mom's womb.
I have never seen such anger and exasperation when opening a chair 😂
I like to imagine this guy's neighbours watching him yell and scream at his picnic table
At least he's not the cop's long lost adopted brother or something.
Well…
Yeah....???
" and it hit her in the head. She now has foot fungus"😂
Literally anime plots in a nutshell
How
How?
😂😂😂😂
"IN. NEW. YORK?!" I'm dead 😂💀
Edit: Yo, 1k likes... Never felt so proud in my life. Thanks everyone!
It was so funny
Where is the Old York?
I came to make the same comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"YOU did NOT take a greNADE to the BACK!"
_"KEEP_ the MOney...!"
@@LunaStarlun it’s in England, it’s just called York.
cop was hit by ' talk no jutsu '
Villain knew how to play mind games. The interrogator was a FAILURE!
“MOUNTAIN LIONS?!?”
“twooo… mountain lionssss..”
Anyone will become a villain if someone they loved was attacked by two mountain lions. That's a legit villain backstory right there
What if I told you that there's this young rich kid whose parents were murdered in front of him? That seems like another legit villain backstory ;)
Or, what about this teenager who got bit by a spider one time? His uncle was murdered by a mugger. Legit villain waiting to happen, right? ;)
@@Bran-x8q
No no no, the spider one doesn’t work because he had opportunity the first time to stop it.
As his uncle said “With great power comes great responsibility,” thus the biggest, “I fked up” realizations in his life.
Now rich kid story, I can agree with him becoming a villain. That was emotional damage on such a high level, that I’m surprised the kid didn’t snap and become a psychopath.
Instead, he became absolutely SANE, instead.
There is so much motivation to be a villain in a worthless city.
Let it be known: "Now she has foot fungus," is the line that forever earned my subscription, @StevenHe.
Villians should have backstories and reasons for being that way, but that doesn't mean they aren't the villain. Just because someone had a crappy life doesn't mean they can be excused for doing terrible things. It just makes them make sense
Absolutely. I don’t think people are ever inherently “bad,” in fact they make choices that they believe are right or that they try to justify because of what happened to them. Life isn’t so black and white, but it doesn’t mean that wrong choices shouldn’t go without consequences.
Zuko from ATLA being the best example here
@@caseysingsong I generally agree, but I have seen people who are in the nicest, best world of worlds, and end out being a total loser. Just a piece of misery.
In the end, we are animals, and we do what we want. It's what influences what we want that matters.
Not all villains are justified or need some backstory.
Especially monsters born from pure evil.
Like Blackheart from Marvel. He is a demon created from the energy of centuries of murders. That’s it. He’s evil because he was born from evil.
@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 this is why I love villains like black heart. They serve as a reminder that you cannot always negotiate with your enemies and trying to force negotiations with an adversary who clearly shows no desire for peaceful resolution is just how you get yourself and potentially other people killed.
The sad thing is... this is basically true. Villains aren't villains anymore. They are "misguided and unfortunate."
A misguided and unfortunate villain is still a villain. You can feel bad for them, but they're still villains and should be treated accordingly
@@Bran-x8q Yes. Killmonger should have been taken out. But it doesn't change the fact that a disturbingly large number of people feel he was justified because of his circumstances. The same goes for plenty of other modern villains. There are no explicitly *Bad* villains. It's always someone who had something happen and we as the audience are expected to relate and feel sorry for these characters, rather than wanting their defeat.
@@dresdenlancer9012 Killmonger, and most "well intentioned extremist" villians by that token, is like Solidus Snake, has a valid criticism of society, but their proposed "solution" won't actually fix the issue they want to fix. Killmonger flipping the status quo of oppression would only make the cycle of oppression stronger, just with Africans on top this time, whilst even if Solidus Snake learned who the Patriots' founding fathers were, killing them would do nothing to stop the system they created.The appeal of such villains is that they represent the complex realities of our world, that most social issues of our modern world are driven by systems, not people, and thus can't be solved as simply as raising an army to conquer an enemy or assassinating a few bad apples.
@@dresdenlancer9012 In my mind, it's all about execution, and "He's the bad guy because he's evil" is such a lazy take in my mind. Villains need ideals and goals, they need motivation. Sometimes that motivation might be understandable, sometimes it's simply greed.
Case in point, the MCU's take on Vulture. He's a father who got screwed on a contract to clean up after the New York event. He invested everything into the contract, gambled his company, and then had it stolen from under his feet. His business was ruined- so he and his employees took the harvest they'd forgotten to hand back and made weapons that they sold, and started to steal from the very company that screwed them over in the first place. It started as survival- a way to avoid joblessness after Stark fucked them over- but, by the time Spiderman got involved, it had become greed; give his family everything they wanted.
His story is something you can be sympathetic of, but they were still clearly criminals, clearly in the wrong. And they didn't consider the legal path: Suing for damages. They had been awarded a contract, they had invested heavily in the machinery to complete said contract, then been screwed over by having their contract voided without any attempt at renegotiation.
'misguided and unfortunate' can work well.
but let's not pretend that hitler going on a genocidal rampage was justified due to being denied from art school. And that there isn't something genuinely in-human about him
Him: "Why dont you ask my son"
Interrogator: _proceeds to ask son_
Son: Why don't you ask, *my dad*
@@Koffee_Kake1941bruhhh
Dad: why dont you ask my grandpa
@@mesrsmoonywormtailpadfootandpr gandpa: Ask my son
Grandpa:Why don't you ask my great Grandpa
Never in my life have i heard such a back story😂😂
"My daughter got hit in the head and now she has foot fungus" logic sounds reasonable to me
She was hit in the head with a severed foot. The entire underside of the foot was infected with the fungus. It was one of the mountain lions that hid the foot in our mailbox. It was my auntie's foot. That's why she's in the hospital.
That meme is officially dead.
@@ScionStorm1logic 100%!
"My village was attacked by kangaroos"
"In. New. YORK ?!"
My soul was evicted-
I’ve never seen a man aggressively open a folding chair before
Sometimes I think movies are trying to tell us that crimes are OK depending on your situation. In South Africa we are struggling financially but the guys who steal are usually very well dressed and fed.
“On my way to donate to charity”
“Damn it!” *opens chair* 😂
“It hit her in the head…
Now she has foot fungus”
This man is underrated and deserves an Oscar🕶️
When everyone is sympathetic, no one is sympathetic.
@@gray3508Sympathy is the act of being more concerned that what you normally would see. If everyone is Sympathetic than you need to redefine the emotion.
OK, Syndrome
@whiteranger4487 no... that's not how that works. Or what that word even means. Being sympathetic is the act of expressing sympathy. Sympathy simply put is just an understanding between 2 or more people and/or having a common shared feeling/experience. For example, I can be sympathetic to people who have gone days without food before cause they had a sudden expense that they had to pay for since I have gone through that scenario myself.
Everyone can have sympathy for someone else without making the term meaningless.
@seancakin1469 Yes it is. It's like this if everyone is angry nobody is because it would be the normal behavior. If everyone is sympathetic then we wouldn't have created a word to separate the emotion from normal brain functions. Your dictionary cannot save you now.
@@WhiteRanger1298You aren’t making any sense.
Bro was gonna keep on goin with the "why don't you ask my..." until he got more money💀
As the village in New York, I can confirm I was attacked by kangaroos
Hawt
did they eat the doors?
Can confirm Harlem was attacked by kangaroos
‘My village was attacked by kangaroos’
‘IN NEW YORK??’
Had me dying 😂😂
Edit: tysm for the likes I’ve never had so many
Foot fungus because of a head hit was the best line ever
They ate the doors🤣
Village in New York also deserves to be secured. Enough of those gangs of Kangaroos terrifying poor villagers lol
True
It's the hats for me. On beat and everything
When the villain is aggressively sympathetic
The only thing missing from from this is his redemption arc that comes about cos the detective offers him a cup of tea
"Why don't you ask my village?"
He delivered it so smoothly I'm dead
That's because people in Hollywood relate to the villains more than they do to the good guys.
Because they're the villains.
@@nurulnurul9270 Or maybe they are jsut trying to avoid the old comic book depiction of the villain who is a monster "just because" (Botherhoodof Evil Mutants, seriously? -- the SS did not call itself "murderous psycopaths club") and doing it badly
If they are, they’re doing a pretty garbage job at it. LOL
Nailed it.
@@thiagodeandrade7081 I dunno, a lot of messed up stuff has connections to Hollywood. Look at all the people connected to Epstein, for example.
“My Village”
*2 seconds later*
“In New York”
New York has villages.
@@RootBeerIsGood
And gets plagued by planned guerilla kangeroo and undercover mountain lion attacks. 😂
The only unrealistic part of that was the kangaroo part. Not the mountain lions though, cause we do have them here.
* Opens chair *
As a blind person i cant thank you enough for this 💗
They're scared to write villains anymore. Everything needs to be deconstructed.
Most of the time, they're not even good deconstructions either.😑
The villains can't be minorities anymore, either. Which is a crying shame because Wesley Snipes was a truckload of fun in Demolition Man.
@@Damen178 Can't even imagine that role with another actor.
@@Damen178 Creed 3 just came out and the villain is a black guy lol, granted the hero is also a black guy
@@Damen178 bro wtf are you even talking about? Both Black Panther movies featured minority villains and Kang is now black. All of the villains in into the spider verse were minorities except kingpin.
The only minority villains I can remember from the 90s that aren’t in martial arts films are Thulsa Doom, Sho’nuff the Shogun of Harlem, Clubber Lang, Candyman, and Simon Phoenix as any stand out villain, and then just only the first two are really worth mentioning.
Hollywood villains really more relatable than the heros 🤣
Because not all evil is “satanic wtf”, most of “evil” is what we call normalcy. We choose convenience over truth or peace or “good”.
Evil can be used to weed out other evil, but that does not make it any better or worse.
Problem on primitive views on good/evil is that they do not account for absolute/utilitarian values, but only on the inherent, intrinsic value.
As a result, yes, you can easy have a genocidal maniac/serial killer being cheered on by people, since he is the powerhouse that is fighting the REAL bad guys.
And, likewise, you can have petty thieves being painted utter pitch black, since there is no nobility or ultimate good in their actions, but only ruin.
Good and evil are subject to context and perspective. There is no right or wrong, as those constructs are man-made.
“Right” and “wrong” is often defined by “what benefits human/humanity more”, and, thereby, it is completely dependent on the subject we are taking about.
Example: A hero will save the burning building with kids before saving his love interest. But a villain will burn the world for his love. Who’s love is strongest/the best?
The moment you pity interests of one against interest of (faceless) many, you are ought to get some contradictions and cognitive dissonance with notions of good and evil.
And the problem lies not in those constructs, but rather US. Our good and our evil are all over the place, since it is as abstract and as malleable to one’s perception as art.
Sure, you can say “laws are deemed to uphold moral values”… But that is not really true. Systems often uphold values that make the world most convenient and manageable, not necessarily purest.
As Black Adam said “Good and evil are not constants, but are defined by those with power”.
@@kingol4801 but thats just too much of them making it funny to see the same recipes being used again and again and again
@@kingol4801 🤓
@@Herald_of_Perfection 😎*
Well the problem is most heroes don't make a lot of sense. It's usually like "Oh, I have superpowers now, I might as well become a superhero".
Villains are usually written to have experiences that turned them that way, but it's never that same approach with heroes.
"Just because you did it doesn't mean you're guilty."
- The law offices of Larry L. Archie. ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Imagine someone doing exactly this in a real police interrogation you’ll just get off from an insanity plea