CAN JAMIE OLIVER REDEEM HIMSELF?

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2021
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    Jamie Oliver do Malaysian-style whole fish (ikan bakar). Will he succeed? Original weejio: watch/?v=253...
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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng  3 года назад +13087

    Hallo niece and nephew, do you like new intro? Created by Channy & Kimberly: ruclips.net/user/channyandkimberly​
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  • @arwahsapi
    @arwahsapi 3 года назад +20479

    "In Asia you just steal banana leaves from neighbors"
    As an Asian I see no truer words have been spoken.

    • @saucemeboi9744
      @saucemeboi9744 3 года назад +1096

      Uffff. True that. I even saw my neighbour put up a huge handwriten warning sign say :
      "Tolong jangan petik daun pisang sini. Bukan tanah bapamu."
      tbh, it's more explicit than that and you can tell he's really upset.

    • @bagasisgood5152
      @bagasisgood5152 3 года назад +558

      my mom usually told me to get banana leaves from my neighbour, so this is relatable

    • @akunformalitas
      @akunformalitas 3 года назад +378

      This brings me back to my childhood bicycling from villages to villages, picking fruits, banana leaves, drinking coconut water right from the trees. The nostalgia.

    • @adityasixviandyj7334
      @adityasixviandyj7334 3 года назад +260

      @@bagasisgood5152 also Pandan Leaves too... we have few pots in garden, so many my neighbor ask my mom before take the leaves for cooking. but again, some people just snatch it away....

    • @weighofatsonic1125
      @weighofatsonic1125 3 года назад +263

      The perfect time to steal banana leaf is 2AM

  • @eljay5009
    @eljay5009 3 года назад +15010

    "So many chair, but nobody sitting in them...just like Jamie Oliver restaurant" 🤣

    • @raine_osu
      @raine_osu 3 года назад +415

      “So many like, but nobody replying here...just like the amount of friend you have”

    • @GO_Carbs
      @GO_Carbs 3 года назад +55

      Do you think banana leaf go on trees

    • @raine_osu
      @raine_osu 3 года назад +89

      @Lupin3rd Arsene nah I’m playing with the joke XD

    • @mallyberns5775
      @mallyberns5775 3 года назад +23

      @@raine_osu uncle Rogers's satire, I received it and chuckled abit

    • @feelsbadman5193
      @feelsbadman5193 3 года назад +8

      @Lupin3rd Arsene issa joke lmao

  • @jarma6075
    @jarma6075 Год назад +3051

    "Do you think banana leaf grow on tree" is up there with "when I was broke I had no money"

  • @tameezosman
    @tameezosman Год назад +469

    You know the bar is low when uncle Roger measures your success by what you didn’t do wrong 😂

    • @yukivermillion
      @yukivermillion Год назад +23

      No, you know the bar is low when Jamie Oliver is ground 0 in every video

  • @axlek7620
    @axlek7620 3 года назад +6894

    “Jamie, I hope you don’t fuck it up. Otherwise this fish died for nothing.” Fucking comedy gold!

  • @NickNotori3650
    @NickNotori3650 3 года назад +3342

    "Do you think Banana Leafs Grow on Tree"
    - Uncle Roger 2020

    • @typicalcyanide
      @typicalcyanide 3 года назад +144

      My guy it's 2021

    • @NickNotori3650
      @NickNotori3650 3 года назад +97

      @@typicalcyanide Ops... Maybe Iv'e been sleeping alot

    • @Soultergeist
      @Soultergeist 3 года назад +69

      We’ve been in quarantine we forget what time is.

    • @ethanseale3
      @ethanseale3 3 года назад +16

      @@Soultergeist so true.

    • @deltatriangle628
      @deltatriangle628 3 года назад +22

      You still livin' on the darkness of 2020

  • @johnleinweber6857
    @johnleinweber6857 Год назад +144

    "He didn't use capri-sun tofu box" DEWD 😂 🤣 😆 😅 😭

  • @partyof_1
    @partyof_1 Год назад +56

    I love how he says the most generic things when he tastes his meals
    "The flavors, it's all...there"

    • @Pineappolis
      @Pineappolis 11 месяцев назад +8

      It's even funnier when he tries to get specific. I remember him describing his Thai green curry as tasting, "tropical," when the flavours involved were, to all intents and purposes given the quantities of ingredients used and how they were cooked, chicken, shallot and coriander.

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 6 месяцев назад +3

      It may be all there, but it's all in the wrong place.

  • @mouahmong
    @mouahmong 3 года назад +2600

    "So many chair but nobody sitting in them like Jamie Oliver restaurant." lmao

  • @glitchgaming9093
    @glitchgaming9093 3 года назад +3302

    "If you live in white people country and you hate your neighbor, just microwave sambal belacan, let the smell waft over to their house, and they will move out tomorrow." Chemical Warfare introduced to us by Uncle Roger?

    • @adamchch4002
      @adamchch4002 3 года назад +58

      When I read this, I was at the part in the video... what are the chances...

    • @ttime441
      @ttime441 3 года назад +16

      @@adamchch4002 Happens to me all the time

    • @waniuia1897
      @waniuia1897 3 года назад +29

      Or durian

    • @AlifNurfakhri
      @AlifNurfakhri 3 года назад +36

      Did this when I lived in The Hague. Neighbor called the police on me😂

    • @syafiqsahap2012
      @syafiqsahap2012 3 года назад +10

      you'll be sued by doing that.In western country they hv rules of neighbourhood

  • @codewithzi-5817
    @codewithzi-5817 Год назад +723

    As a certified Malaysian i would give him this score:
    Ingredients: 6/12
    Technique: 4/4
    Rice: 2/3
    Fish: 1/2
    Sambal belacan: 0/1
    He would have 13/22 score. Not so bad after all this time, just... why did he use tomato puree, it will make the fish more sour because it have the lime already.

    • @KRziin
      @KRziin Год назад +18

      Take one point off cuz of the banana leaf wrapping

    • @voraxe3032
      @voraxe3032 Год назад +7

      sister need husband ?

    • @raninalyassin9574
      @raninalyassin9574 Год назад +4

      @@voraxe3032 😂😂

    • @gamingzindia6809
      @gamingzindia6809 Год назад

      @@voraxe3032 🤤😂😂😂

    • @Eralen00
      @Eralen00 Год назад +1

      I'm gonna have to see your Malaysia Certification before I believe you

  • @throwback7832
    @throwback7832 Год назад +389

    We use banana leaves in the Philippines too,it's best for fish. We also have our kind of sambal that is called "uyap" or "bagoong" which is a shrimp paste too

  • @user-ln4nu4ev8m
    @user-ln4nu4ev8m 3 года назад +6998

    "Do you think banana leaves grow on trees-.. "
    - I died and resurected

    • @CopperKaitlin
      @CopperKaitlin 2 года назад +27

      Lol

    • @CopperKaitlin
      @CopperKaitlin 2 года назад +20

      I love yo joke

    • @klausklaus5618
      @klausklaus5618 2 года назад +56

      Technically they don't...

    • @fumiko_is_typing...
      @fumiko_is_typing... 2 года назад +7

      @@klausklaus5618 no-

    • @klausklaus5618
      @klausklaus5618 2 года назад +113

      @@fumiko_is_typing... Botanically, they're herbaceous plants, not trees. The difference is that their cellulose fibres aren't glued together with lignin :)

  • @chriszuidema
    @chriszuidema 3 года назад +3116

    Plot twist: the rice was packed, Jamie just put it in a container

    • @Saiko_PATH
      @Saiko_PATH 3 года назад +29

      .... Can you really not tell packet rice and jasmine rice apart by look? You can see those rice are uncooked. Might not be able to tell if its jasmine or basmati maybe in this video for obvious reasons , but you can see they are uncooked :D

    • @hafyalol673
      @hafyalol673 3 года назад +166

      @@Saiko_PATH that was a joke :)

    • @bernardliew4309
      @bernardliew4309 3 года назад +60

      @@Saiko_PATH r/woooosh

    • @alliexpressworker
      @alliexpressworker 3 года назад +4

      WEIOFHSOIFDS I LOWKEY THOUGHT THAT LMAOO

    • @mdhudghkehegsb
      @mdhudghkehegsb 3 года назад +8

      @@Saiko_PATH It’s a joke my man

  • @jahbern
    @jahbern 9 месяцев назад +52

    My husband is Malaysian. He and his brother planted all sorts of plants in the empty field across from their mom’s house here in Florida. Whenever she needs banana leaves or curry leaves or whatever, she goes across the street. Of course, she has a garden with basil and mint and the little stuff out back with the longan tree. They just spent half their Saturday picking longan for her 😂

  • @Bambo.Gaming
    @Bambo.Gaming Год назад +44

    "Do you think banana leaf grow on tree"
    -wise Uncle Roger quote

  • @banzaibobA7V
    @banzaibobA7V 3 года назад +3664

    I want a "vegetables taste like sad" t-shirt.

    • @vinawaldren6888
      @vinawaldren6888 3 года назад +40

      I would def make a purchase!

    • @jwl00066
      @jwl00066 3 года назад +18

      i’d buy one

    • @user-bk1eu9dr7g
      @user-bk1eu9dr7g 3 года назад +6

      Me too...

    • @rdr8414
      @rdr8414 3 года назад +8

      Wear it to your mum

    • @acetv5333
      @acetv5333 3 года назад +13

      You should know that there's many Crazy Vegans (not pertaining to all) our there.

  • @RanDom-zp2tj
    @RanDom-zp2tj 3 года назад +4037

    His giggles after he loses character is adorable

    • @xpressoyrslf
      @xpressoyrslf 3 года назад +29

      Agreed

    • @SH-AQ_1
      @SH-AQ_1 3 года назад +15

      ah don't be soapy

    • @kevint7288
      @kevint7288 3 года назад +20

      B O N K

    • @nervepincher6859
      @nervepincher6859 3 года назад +151

      Why you break character, Nephew Nigel? So weak, soooo weak.

    • @q_q123
      @q_q123 3 года назад +20

      You're a chair. You're not allowed to have feelings.

  • @lanhod
    @lanhod Год назад +52

    Food processor cuts stuff into smaller pieces, mortar and pestle pounds and squeezes flavourful liquids and essential oils out of them.

  • @hogandonahue9598
    @hogandonahue9598 Год назад +98

    I'm shocked he did so well

    • @jasontan7920
      @jasontan7920 Год назад +1

      Im shocked you shocked. He is 50 times better than you..

    • @vdmfh38u8
      @vdmfh38u8 Месяц назад +1

      @@jasontan7920have you seen what he did to the egg fried rice?

    • @jasontan7920
      @jasontan7920 Месяц назад

      @@vdmfh38u8 that one was bad. But this one was ok..

  • @lolHERALDlol
    @lolHERALDlol 3 года назад +2296

    White people visiting an Asian country be like:
    "The air is too spicy 🔥🥵🔥🥵"

    • @kumain_ng_keso
      @kumain_ng_keso 3 года назад +5

      😭😭

    • @johny5400
      @johny5400 3 года назад +24

      no really, considering like east asians, korea and thailand can be spicy, but othre countries are not really spicy too much at all

    • @Milque-toast
      @Milque-toast 3 года назад +92

      @@johny5400 *Indians have entered the chat*

    • @feister2869
      @feister2869 3 года назад +33

      Daniel India and Mexico wants to have a talk with you

    • @elliedean7539
      @elliedean7539 3 года назад +26

      My dad said his first visit to Korea, all he smelled at the airport runway was kimchi.
      But I was born in it, molded by it. Life isn't worth living without kimchi.

  • @victornathanael8077
    @victornathanael8077 3 года назад +4679

    Plot Twist: Jamie Oliver cooked Malaysian-style fish only to be approved by Uncle Roger

    • @bramveneman
      @bramveneman 3 года назад +260

      And he still fucked it up 😂

    • @Ash-yl3zc
      @Ash-yl3zc 3 года назад +127

      Its not a plot twist. He saw how much he fuck up and was like " Oh shit gotta do some shit to look good again"

    • @choncord
      @choncord 3 года назад +45

      @@Ash-yl3zc
      This actually an older Jamie Oliver program, probably about 3 years older.

    • @leekyleak1709
      @leekyleak1709 3 года назад +9

      Dun dun dun dunnnn

    • @gab5012
      @gab5012 3 года назад +43

      @@choncord It came out on Jamie Oliver's Official Facebook on 16th January 2021, around 2 weeks ago, so unless he was making a re-post it should be new

  • @your_fat_self
    @your_fat_self Год назад +19

    "Do you think banana leaves grow on trees?"
    - uncle roger

    • @lanhod
      @lanhod Год назад

      no. because banana plant is actually herbs not trees

  • @AdityaKota
    @AdityaKota Год назад +31

    Do you think banana leaves grow on trees?
    Left me laughing for 5 mins straight

  • @VAND4L1SM
    @VAND4L1SM 3 года назад +1256

    "do you think banana leaf grow on tree?"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @abdhulhackul2620
      @abdhulhackul2620 3 года назад +22

      That's when you know that the joke has gotten too far

    • @karlthejarl2536
      @karlthejarl2536 3 года назад +5

      I only knew those grow in big arse shrub.

    • @ios8713
      @ios8713 3 года назад +19

      Banana "trees" are actually classified as grass

    • @aiminvoices7890
      @aiminvoices7890 3 года назад +1

      @@ios8713 indeed

    • @yayayayawuwu
      @yayayayawuwu 3 года назад +8

      Fun fact: banana is a berry and the tree is a herb ^_^

  • @olnai6318
    @olnai6318 3 года назад +2088

    I rlly unconsciously said "haiya" when Jamie ate with his hands like that... Haiya...

    • @elvirayee2060
      @elvirayee2060 3 года назад +10

      Samee hahahaha

    • @ettie366
      @ettie366 3 года назад +36

      I did it in school once 😂 people looked at me weird

    • @nekoyamaanna3798
      @nekoyamaanna3798 3 года назад +31

      @@ettie366 oh yeah. That happens if you don't know the proper way. 😂 Search up how Malaysians do it.

    • @heymer38
      @heymer38 3 года назад +2

      Made me cringe... Haiyaaaaa

    • @swoosho3121
      @swoosho3121 3 года назад +20

      In the Philippines we eat with our hands sometimes

  • @babyfaceradice40
    @babyfaceradice40 Год назад +21

    First time here ( we are in 2023) and guys this is the most entertaining channel of all time. Can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

    • @andylogicmaster1008
      @andylogicmaster1008 Год назад +2

      same !!!!!!!!!!! i only discoverd this about 8 hours ago and i've been watching his videos the past 8 hours !!!!!!!!!

  • @fhabyluth6655
    @fhabyluth6655 Год назад +67

    Me & my wife once went to jamie oliver restaurant in Bali out of curiosity. The ravioli tasted like rubber and the pizza tasted like raw dough. I cant believe that guy tried to cook asian food while he cant even cook western food2💀

    • @rutabega2039
      @rutabega2039 11 месяцев назад +2

      The investors in Oliver's restaurants had to eat £80 million in losses, which is just an astonishing figure. Chili jam in rice is nothing compared to that.

    • @c.w.8200
      @c.w.8200 10 месяцев назад +3

      There was a Jamie Oliver restaurant at the Vienna airport and I tried it out of curiosity and I was so angry, I wasted my pre flight breakfast on this tasteless food even though I saw nobody was sitting there. We have some really good restaurants at the Vienna airport and luckily next time I went there the Jamie Oliver was replaced with something better too.

    • @Heavenlyrules
      @Heavenlyrules 7 месяцев назад +1

      As an indonesian. They should ban that resto from opening

  • @ZarlLarlack
    @ZarlLarlack 2 года назад +7216

    At this point im convinced jamie is doing his best to impress uncle roger.

    • @nasdfghidgf8081
      @nasdfghidgf8081 2 года назад +216

      And i'm convinced that one day Jamie will start a war with his cooking

    • @dolam
      @dolam 2 года назад +25

      Yeah, me too.

    • @ISWYDTOR
      @ISWYDTOR 2 года назад +19

      He's actually sending copyright strikes on the channel, so he is one salty fuck.

    • @caleb484
      @caleb484 2 года назад +5

      @@ISWYDTOR for real????😩😩😩

    • @ISWYDTOR
      @ISWYDTOR 2 года назад +26

      @@caleb484 Yeah, Nigel said so on the podcast where he reviewed the Jamie Oliver cookbook.

  • @Koalateatimes
    @Koalateatimes 3 года назад +2647

    "This fish so white, it look like it will storm capitol building" *LOST IT*

    • @jaylewis5673
      @jaylewis5673 3 года назад +20

      me toooo🤣

    • @bruv7521
      @bruv7521 3 года назад +53

      I'm surprised he even kept it in in the bloopers😂

    • @earthscrust9092
      @earthscrust9092 3 года назад +5

      Haha

    • @jaylewis5673
      @jaylewis5673 3 года назад +5

      @Racist Person h-how?

    • @jaylewis5673
      @jaylewis5673 3 года назад +83

      @Racist Person that wasn't stereotyping anyone lol. He was making a joke about an actual event that happened. Also he didn't say, "all white people are terrorists who stormed their own country's capital." He said the fish was as white as the people who did storm the capital. Because white people did storm the capital. Not a stereotype. Just a fact.

  • @hydraftclown3063
    @hydraftclown3063 Год назад +22

    6:40
    Uncle Roger:"Jamie I hope you don't f*ck it up, otherwise this fish die for nothing"
    Me:"Dying from laughing"

  • @kevinkelly3521
    @kevinkelly3521 Год назад +34

    You really have a thing for Jamie, don’t you?…… must be true love! 😂😂😂

    • @KRziin
      @KRziin Год назад +2

      No it's called true hatred

  • @RaysonCollection
    @RaysonCollection 3 года назад +2850

    earning the "Uncle" title from Uncle Roger is like earning a "Dato Seri" title in Malaysia 😂 🤣

  • @notproatall9198
    @notproatall9198 3 года назад +830

    First "Feel Special"
    Then "FANCY"
    Now "I Cant Stop Me"
    UNCLE ROGER IS A TWICE STAN

  • @telekidd8559
    @telekidd8559 Год назад +36

    I heard about Jamie when I was 10 years old already. It's been 30 years since ! It seems like he's been here forever and never gets old.

  • @EG9YT
    @EG9YT Год назад +23

    "Do you think banana leaf grow on tree"
    No they grow on stems

  • @farrellouisp.7059
    @farrellouisp.7059 3 года назад +2378

    Jamie: "Eat with his hands"
    Uncle Roger: Fuiyo-
    Jamie: "baby bird technique"
    Uncle Roger: Haiya....

    • @farrellouisp.7059
      @farrellouisp.7059 3 года назад +14

      @OMG OMG he will always be remembered as a Legend

    • @Ihtifad98
      @Ihtifad98 3 года назад +29

      that was the fastest FUIYOH and HAIYA at the same time😂😂😂

    • @RandyWasTaken
      @RandyWasTaken 3 года назад +3

      11:34 lol

    • @diskmort
      @diskmort 3 года назад +5

      Compliment too fast again

    • @masnob6009
      @masnob6009 2 года назад

      Gei

  • @MituButChi
    @MituButChi 3 года назад +1827

    “You don’t need to ship banana leaves from far away. You just steal from neighbor.”
    Uncle Roger is right. I used to be that neighbor who got stolen from. Seriously 😒😒

    • @catwomanvillain6576
      @catwomanvillain6576 3 года назад +64

      I Am still even up to now😅😂 Not even my neighbours just random 🍌🥬🥬🥬🌴🌴🌴🌴 along the side roads 😂😂

    • @bubbyzblue2576
      @bubbyzblue2576 3 года назад +35

      My mother grows her own banana tree😂

    • @catwomanvillain6576
      @catwomanvillain6576 3 года назад +16

      @@bubbyzblue2576 good 4ur Mother, she got land to plant🌴🌞👍

    • @architpatro7731
      @architpatro7731 3 года назад +14

      U r a true asian

    • @az-fy3mp
      @az-fy3mp 3 года назад +45

      yeah. we see some banana trees on the side of the road, just chop them leafs and take em home. no question asked.

  • @circeus
    @circeus Год назад +11

    "life is too short for salad" YOU HAVE BECOME MY HERO RIGHT HERE

  • @viksharma3196
    @viksharma3196 Год назад +10

    Uncle Roger - When I need a work break or just need to laugh, I just watch one of your videos.

  • @wickedclamor4882
    @wickedclamor4882 3 года назад +3165

    Jamie looks like he is trying so hard to impress uncle Roger and still failing.😆😆😆

    • @AvocadoPit
      @AvocadoPit 3 года назад +207

      So is the struggle of every asian kids trying to please their parents

    • @Sheriff_K
      @Sheriff_K 3 года назад +26

      He did pretty good.

    • @ommani99
      @ommani99 3 года назад +38

      Western chef in general not good at cookingAsian foods . The way they know very little and quite surface. 😄

    • @Meecheer
      @Meecheer 3 года назад +1

      @@AvocadoPit that hits different

    • @reyczeck
      @reyczeck 3 года назад +2

      Failing means new learnings...

  • @sickviking9892
    @sickviking9892 3 года назад +3208

    "This fish so white, it look like it about to storm capitol building" I literally spat omg XD

  • @lamjingyao1340
    @lamjingyao1340 8 месяцев назад +5

    The “Do you think banana leaf grow on trees?” got me laughing so hard😂

  • @deborahbekomson8834
    @deborahbekomson8834 Год назад +3

    7:56 uncle Roger casually steals banana leaf from his neighbor.
    his neighbor:💀

    • @thezapher
      @thezapher Год назад +1

      💀🙏the thing is it's 100% true

  • @Jason-tz7je
    @Jason-tz7je 2 года назад +3913

    “You don’t need to ship banana leaf from so far away, you can just steal from neighbor”
    Words of wisdom

    • @Sad_Doge
      @Sad_Doge 2 года назад +6

      steak yeah.. nice lmao
      Edit : thx god u edit that out

    • @heinrichakiyama227
      @heinrichakiyama227 2 года назад +7

      we can just go to our own garden lmao In south east asia everyone have Banana trees :)))

    • @MiserableMidnight
      @MiserableMidnight 2 года назад +5

      I like your profile picture!! Hana-chan

    • @NothingButGiggles
      @NothingButGiggles 2 года назад +11

      Same vibe as stealing fruit off the branches that are hanging in my yard
      My oranges now fools

    • @malikfaisal416
      @malikfaisal416 2 года назад +2

      I did that

  • @ArkinAnimation
    @ArkinAnimation 3 года назад +7503

    That animation Flex.. SO TASTY

    • @vultrexz
      @vultrexz 3 года назад +10

      ok

    • @Someonechilling0
      @Someonechilling0 3 года назад +4

      Hahahah arkin kamusta na si jen at øne?

    • @marker8333
      @marker8333 3 года назад +12

      @@Someonechilling0 close kayu? Haha

    • @kobyramos6983
      @kobyramos6983 3 года назад +2

      Wow nandito pala si arkin

    • @quinnes_yt
      @quinnes_yt 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha ayos ahhh

  • @mr.reality9741
    @mr.reality9741 Год назад +25

    As a whyte pee-poole, I appreciate your cooking knowledge. My fried rice and asian food,as a whole, has next level game now. 😊

  • @Oli_Quinn
    @Oli_Quinn Год назад +9

    Lord, I died laughing when he skipped the salad part🤣🤣

  • @kesham1422
    @kesham1422 3 года назад +739

    I don’t think there’s anything more accurate than “stealing banana leaves from neighbour”... but in my case I’m the neighbour 🙂

    • @Ishfar0
      @Ishfar0 3 года назад +6

      Too Relatable...

    • @Max-in9gu
      @Max-in9gu 3 года назад +11

      In indonesia there is a ghost called pocong under that tree

    • @josticky
      @josticky 3 года назад +4

      Condolences to your poor tree

    • @fly_flippase5937
      @fly_flippase5937 3 года назад +3

      Okay spill it what do you steal from your neighbors😂

    • @Xylen69
      @Xylen69 3 года назад +15

      Lmao I'm your neighbour

  • @moomooo1114
    @moomooo1114 3 года назад +314

    "This is one good thing about living in malaysia ,you dont need to ship banana leaves from far away, you just steal from your neighbour "

    • @yohanps5504
      @yohanps5504 3 года назад +1

      Indonesia and Malaysia intensive

    • @level__level
      @level__level 3 года назад +9

      More like pick em in the front yard full of forest

    • @MangkuKNasi
      @MangkuKNasi 3 года назад +6

      I just go across the road and take it

    • @adentan7353
      @adentan7353 3 года назад +1

      I just go opposite my house and a real banana leaf and then run away

    • @pog7882
      @pog7882 3 года назад +1

      Yup Saya also do it

  • @x_0950
    @x_0950 Год назад +8

    7:23 Bro legit using Banana leave like a long scarf . _.

  • @insanetrickshots1
    @insanetrickshots1 Год назад +4

    "Do you think banana leaf grow on tree?"

  • @MuhammadHamza-dm4uw
    @MuhammadHamza-dm4uw 3 года назад +3255

    When Jamie Oliver use hand to eat
    Asian people: he is becoming one of us.
    2-sec later
    No he is still white

  • @sliceofsparta8985
    @sliceofsparta8985 2 года назад +1701

    "This fish so white, look like it about to storm Capitol building"
    I choked on my air.

    • @captainrobots1
      @captainrobots1 2 года назад +27

      Are you sure it was air?
      Hehe

    • @afzn0l0l
      @afzn0l0l 2 года назад +12

      @@captainrobots1 sus

    • @dh1380
      @dh1380 2 года назад +4

      Yeah that was good

    • @johnny_boi5456
      @johnny_boi5456 2 года назад +8

      What's the time stamp?
      Edit: never mind it's in the outtakes

    • @raviolijesus6181
      @raviolijesus6181 2 года назад +17

      It’s a good joke cause both democrats and republicans have stormed the capitol in protest. America is wild

  • @sssparkle
    @sssparkle Год назад +6

    I laughed so hard till crying. 😂 Great jokes and wonderful roasting. Good tips too. Would love to make this 😁

  • @idogarala4217
    @idogarala4217 Год назад +13

    At first I was behaving like whites people but after 3 years of dating a Filipina I can confidently say I act like an Asian haha.. this content is so relatable to me .. eating with hands, shrimp paste, MSG , etcetera.. learned so much

  • @DanJojoni
    @DanJojoni 3 года назад +746

    Plot Twist: That was a packet rice that he put in a jar.

    • @rayyanismail7556
      @rayyanismail7556 3 года назад +3

      I want to buy that merch but im a kid how ah?

    • @adamuwaw8293
      @adamuwaw8293 3 года назад +4

      Bro packet rice was already cooked unlike what u bought in malaysia

    • @nottreblinka4119
      @nottreblinka4119 3 года назад +3

      Thats not a plot twist

    • @exposedthem9272
      @exposedthem9272 3 года назад

      @@nottreblinka4119 ruclips.net/video/YGrNGXdjxmI/видео.html

    • @yabat7954
      @yabat7954 3 года назад +1

      possibly

  • @LyghtOak
    @LyghtOak 3 года назад +506

    “Do you think banana leaf grow on tree”
    HE IS THE MESSIAH

    • @Tealoe
      @Tealoe 3 года назад +21

      Banana leaves actually do not grow on trees. The banana plant is not classified as a tree.

    • @kumain_ng_keso
      @kumain_ng_keso 3 года назад +1

      fuiyoh! 👍

    • @ntrspecialist1304
      @ntrspecialist1304 3 года назад +1

      It's a plant

  • @Klespyrian
    @Klespyrian Год назад

    I'm new around here and binging everything. I wish he still used the old anime looking intro in newer videos, that's awesome.

  • @Fortnitebois1878
    @Fortnitebois1878 Год назад +1

    Best intro ever I love how you look at the chili jam like it is something you have never seen.😂

    • @thatsme4303
      @thatsme4303 Год назад

      it’s a new undiscovered chemical formula

  • @ginolorenzo4117
    @ginolorenzo4117 3 года назад +3411

    "You don't need to ship banana leaf from far away, you just steal from neighbor"
    I'm from Manila, and that's actually true LOL

    • @romannn5973
      @romannn5973 2 года назад +33

      @Kwok Yat Wai oh no your face

    • @utahlord9013
      @utahlord9013 2 года назад +27

      @Kwok Yat Wai oh no your face

    • @rqiihnh
      @rqiihnh 2 года назад +26

      @Kwok Yat Wai oh no your face

    • @bintangdaffa4587
      @bintangdaffa4587 2 года назад +28

      as an Indonesian i feel the same way

    • @Grace-gy9lx
      @Grace-gy9lx 2 года назад +13

      As an Indian so do I 😂

  • @miharunnimpostor6401
    @miharunnimpostor6401 3 года назад +732

    "No need to buy banana leaf. Just steal from neighbor"
    When you're the neighbor-

    • @misery4388
      @misery4388 3 года назад +60

      There's only two neighbor
      The ones that provide
      And the ones that take and leave

    • @AviDan-jl3qx
      @AviDan-jl3qx 3 года назад +21

      I have a mango tree and it keeps getting stolen

    • @shinsoku3783
      @shinsoku3783 3 года назад +10

      @@AviDan-jl3qx the whole tree?!

    • @AviDan-jl3qx
      @AviDan-jl3qx 3 года назад +6

      @@shinsoku3783 YES

    • @scoutsleftnut13
      @scoutsleftnut13 3 года назад +8

      @@misery4388 this is so true, we keep having our chickens stolen by our only neighbour. Oh and our banana tree leaves too

  • @BlackCat_13-
    @BlackCat_13- Год назад +5

    I thought the image of the bird feeding it's 🐥 babies with Jamie Oliver's face attached to it was hilarious and I don't know why.

  • @lalitsingh4826
    @lalitsingh4826 Год назад +12

    4:42 Now we know God exists.

  • @fatburger9620
    @fatburger9620 3 года назад +630

    You know he’s doing well after seeing that animated intro

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +3

      HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening fb

    • @adiyaroy0
      @adiyaroy0 3 года назад +40

      @@AxxLAfriku Can you just..shut up dude? They are your sisters. And no they don't stay with you because of your liver. They're forced to stay because they're biologically related.

    • @cfoster6804
      @cfoster6804 3 года назад +4

      @@adiyaroy0 🤣

    • @mohithryuu
      @mohithryuu 3 года назад +14

      That was actually created by one of his fans.

    • @Eg-yf3lu
      @Eg-yf3lu 3 года назад +1

      @@adiyaroy0 BURNED OOHHHH

  • @ilidioalves7
    @ilidioalves7 3 года назад +596

    "This fish so white, looks like it's about to storm the Capitol Building" is the best joke I've heard in years XDXD

  • @lilypan6803
    @lilypan6803 10 месяцев назад +5

    Uncle Roger makes me laugh every day and now I don’t have anger issues anymore

  • @daniellittle3249
    @daniellittle3249 Месяц назад

    absolutely love your comedian vibes

  • @louiscortes3410
    @louiscortes3410 3 года назад +429

    Jamie oliver: breathes
    Uncle Roger: No no no hiyaaa

  • @kyotairu7056
    @kyotairu7056 3 года назад +474

    “Do you think banana leaf grow on tree?”
    *i have made a severe lapse in judgement*

    • @hellsing219
      @hellsing219 3 года назад +8

      I laughed so hard on that line!

    • @crem992
      @crem992 3 года назад +3

      @@hellsing219 Me too!! lol most I've ever laughed so far

    • @BobT36
      @BobT36 3 года назад

      They don't. They grow on a plant. :)

    • @sackmesser3309
      @sackmesser3309 3 года назад

      @BobT36 and what is a tree?
      Thats right a Plant

    • @WarmongerGandhi
      @WarmongerGandhi 3 года назад +3

      @@sackmesser3309 All trees are plants, but not all plants are trees. Banana "trees" are not technically trees. They're just banana plants.

  • @021Teka
    @021Teka Год назад +2

    I died laughing at the compliment to early part when he was eating with his hands. Almost choked on my food lol

  • @joealcala2301
    @joealcala2301 Год назад

    The funniest commentary! Thank you

  • @AqilZulkiflee
    @AqilZulkiflee 3 года назад +11754

    Omg i love your anime intro 😂❤️

    • @Flancc
      @Flancc 3 года назад +93

      I'm Proud to this Malaysia guys

    • @alrahman7684
      @alrahman7684 3 года назад +27

      Muncul kat sini?

    • @irfandani2305
      @irfandani2305 3 года назад +17

      Shut up

    • @sawii1482
      @sawii1482 3 года назад +13

      hmmm sampai ke sini jugak

    • @ylfyg
      @ylfyg 3 года назад +46

      Thanks to one of his talented fan

  • @northeternal5227
    @northeternal5227 3 года назад +614

    "why he always dressed like divorced dad about to go fishing" LOL this had me laughing so loud my children came to ask me what was so funny, that was great!

    • @colorzaddiction
      @colorzaddiction 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @maestrobash7822
      @maestrobash7822 3 года назад +2

      On the same theme, why is uncle Roger always dressed like he's ready to pack my groceries?

    • @rekkazan
      @rekkazan 3 года назад +2

      @@maestrobash7822 because he's always ready to pack groceries

    • @lexyl756
      @lexyl756 3 года назад

      @@rekkazan This really had me laugh loud

  • @spaceo8568
    @spaceo8568 Год назад

    I've watched every video from this channel and LIKED every single one. Now when they come across my feed, I check, and the LIKE button isn't on. Uhhhhhh... just so you know, Uncle Roger, I LIKE all your videos.

  • @lukasto2121
    @lukasto2121 Год назад +4

    I love this intro

  • @appakkk
    @appakkk 3 года назад +1060

    The stealing bit about banana leaf hits deep, i remember walking down my street with a knife like a killer just to steal my neighbor's banana leaf...

    • @masongreenwood4441
      @masongreenwood4441 3 года назад +43

      Pencuri 😂😂

    • @aelyn3513
      @aelyn3513 3 года назад +50

      dude i have to look around before jumping at the leaf that grew over the fence XDDDD

    • @payungtechno
      @payungtechno 3 года назад +18

      i just did it on new year's eve...we grilled fish on the terrace🤣🤣🤣🤣 no idea to whom thosr banana trees belong to wkwkwk

    • @GL-ys8je
      @GL-ys8je 3 года назад +15

      It's not stealing it's borrowing.lol

    • @KEIJEI
      @KEIJEI 3 года назад +2

      YES YES HAHAHHAHA

  • @chinhinngai4083
    @chinhinngai4083 3 года назад +60

    "Do you think banana leaf grow on tree? i mean.. do you think money grow on tree?" LMAOOOOO 8:13

  • @Diesel_weasel
    @Diesel_weasel Год назад

    I love this dude. I love how he's so stereotypical. Actually funny content

  • @trackerjacker0013
    @trackerjacker0013 11 месяцев назад

    Love the new intro. An I too go “fishing” which is code in North America for watch RUclips videos and drinking to avoid a spouse.

  • @alexh8297
    @alexh8297 3 года назад +795

    "This fish so white, look like it about to storm capital building" - Uncle Roger this comment made me laugh so hard and got you a sub thank you

    • @mahfoeth
      @mahfoeth 3 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @jenniferbrown913
      @jenniferbrown913 3 года назад +22

      I'm American and that still made me LMAO!

    • @TheTreekin
      @TheTreekin 3 года назад +13

      I think being an American just made that comment even better

    • @sangyenamdrol9392
      @sangyenamdrol9392 3 года назад +3

      So funnny😜🤗😂

    • @echung168
      @echung168 3 года назад +1

      @@TheTreekin Same. We realy are at the butt of jokes. 💀🤣

  • @cameraman4549
    @cameraman4549 2 года назад +1748

    Uncle Roger: *Looks Seductively into the Camera*
    "Sorry Children~"

  • @user-lm4ym1eg9e
    @user-lm4ym1eg9e 14 дней назад

    That whole fish eye thing is making me 😭 thanks for the imagery Uncle Roger, I'll never enjoy my boba again😂

  • @blackpanda1705
    @blackpanda1705 Год назад +6

    Yes I think banana leaf grows on trees 😅

  • @diontan829
    @diontan829 3 года назад +881

    "Banana leaf is so much in Asia just steal from your neighbor" Me who's literally 2meters away from the neighbor's banana tree

    • @xtrafries123
      @xtrafries123 3 года назад +63

      Me who is surrounded by Banana trees: *hehe im in danger*

    • @MoonyMoon08
      @MoonyMoon08 3 года назад +25

      @@xtrafries123 *laughs in banana leaf*

    • @natanh4h453
      @natanh4h453 3 года назад +7

      @@xtrafries123lol same here

    • @cathpalug1221
      @cathpalug1221 3 года назад +9

      Atleast they only stole the leaf, not the heart.

    • @mauren8024
      @mauren8024 3 года назад +7

      @@cathpalug1221 I’m gonna cry if someone stole the heart. That’s my favorite part of banana plant😭

  • @hyacinthustheflower8456
    @hyacinthustheflower8456 3 года назад +396

    “Do you think banana leaf grow on tree?”
    - Uncle Roger, 2021

    • @jiroscop
      @jiroscop 3 года назад +11

      Botanically the banana is not a tree :)

    • @hyacinthustheflower8456
      @hyacinthustheflower8456 3 года назад

      @@jiroscop It's not?

    • @upendra98
      @upendra98 3 года назад +4

      @@hyacinthustheflower8456 😂 Well it's actually a herb 😂

    • @hyacinthustheflower8456
      @hyacinthustheflower8456 3 года назад +2

      @@upendra98 really??? It doesn't look like one. The more you know

    • @jiroscop
      @jiroscop 3 года назад +1

      @@upendra98 yes, it's herb :)

  • @Sciambolanja
    @Sciambolanja Год назад

    04:24 It cracks me up every time I hear the Metal Gear Solid sound effect and the exclamation mark!! LOL

  • @spiderverse6115
    @spiderverse6115 Год назад +1

    " Do you think banana leaves grow on trees?" Lol🤣

  • @baywest
    @baywest 3 года назад +338

    "this fish so white, it look like it about to storm capitol building"
    Holy fuck i died on that 😂🤣😂

    • @myst1741
      @myst1741 3 года назад +4

      I'm still dying xD

  • @Nakakapagpabagabagabag
    @Nakakapagpabagabagabag 3 года назад +607

    "Do you think Banana leaf grow on tree?"
    -Uncle Roger (Nigel Ng), 2021

    • @jkangc5120
      @jkangc5120 3 года назад +31

      Banana leaves are not grown on trees… the banana plants are not trees. Banana is actually a herbaceous plant…

    • @ntahlahsiak
      @ntahlahsiak 3 года назад +8

      Banana is a nut

    • @STN4D
      @STN4D 3 года назад +7

      @@ntahlahsiak It's a big big nut
      But this delicious nut, is not a nut

    • @asianhooman2111
      @asianhooman2111 3 года назад +4

      @@STN4D It is the coco fruit

    • @wilhelmtan5301
      @wilhelmtan5301 3 года назад +2

      @@ntahlahsiak berry :) not a nut

  • @Allazander
    @Allazander 9 месяцев назад +2

    I live in Mobile AL and I have banana trees, my neighbors are Nigerian and they use them in their cooking as well but they don't steal them, they politely ask if they can have a few. I've told them they don't need to ask, they can have as many as they want but they still ask. I love trying foods from other cultures, maybe one day I'll learn to make good egg fried rice even...

  • @Justmebeingme37
    @Justmebeingme37 7 месяцев назад

    Uncle Roger is wonderful. Fuiyoh. The storming the capital outtake had me rolling😂

  • @AmanSingh-nw7lw
    @AmanSingh-nw7lw 3 года назад +669

    Even in India, I have a banana tree outside my house, so we don't need to steal leaves, our banana leaves get stolen every day

    • @misery4388
      @misery4388 3 года назад +79

      There's always a provider and stealer 😂

    • @khushisrivastav7016
      @khushisrivastav7016 3 года назад +48

      You're the neighbour xD

    • @nachochips1458
      @nachochips1458 3 года назад +40

      Why so weak? Why so weak? Why leaf get stolen?

    • @aldebaran5108
      @aldebaran5108 3 года назад +5

      Same with me, we have banana trees behind our house :)

    • @clauteletuby
      @clauteletuby 3 года назад +3

      Overrated pfp, see it everywher

  • @carltonjyl
    @carltonjyl 3 года назад +236

    "And look at that. So many chair, but nobody sitting there, just like Jamie Oliver restaurant."
    ROAST

  • @kitonas8981
    @kitonas8981 8 месяцев назад

    this moment when u hear "yay" and its sounds better then orginal xD Love your videos

  • @VolatileHunter2
    @VolatileHunter2 Год назад

    Hahahahahaha I love that there is a Playlist named Jamie Oliver. Didn't think that I needed this in my life! Bhahahaha

  • @AyukiAkiba
    @AyukiAkiba 3 года назад +1153

    "This fish so white, it looks like it's about to storm the capitol building" holy shit that made me laugh hard, wasn't expecting that one

  • @zuffcapaldi
    @zuffcapaldi 3 года назад +376

    Uncle roger: Compliments
    Jamie: Fuck it up
    Uncle roger: Haiyaa spoke to soon

  • @ryukihagane7211
    @ryukihagane7211 Год назад +2

    Uncle roger :: Who eats raw peanut??
    Meanwhile me who didn't know roasted peanuts exists and eats raw peanuts be like::
    🙂🙂