The beauty to Joel is that he can make anything entertaining. If 10 hours of Desert Bus is fun to watch, then The Witness will be a masterwork of disaster waiting to happen.
This game operates on Joel's level simply for allowing him to draw everywhere and for forcing him to listen to meaningless tape recordings, much like he does to his audience
52:21 I don't know why, but this cracked me up. I'm guessing it's the sheer disconnect between the two that just made it funny to me, and then the completely serious way Joel reads it and then answers it made it even better.
This game is so stupidly genius. There is no way the map was made that way for it to align perfectly in the ending. This is an amazing game. A perfect OIOIOIOIOIOI Joel game.
The Witness is one of the most mentally exhausting games I've ever played (it was especially noticeable because I played it and Baba is You at the same time), you really gotta go through every combination in your mind to solve most of the puzzles. I'm pretty sure if Joel played it, it would be either the most miserable stream ever or rival Desert Bus as the weirdest type of suffering he's gotten addicted to.
@@vodkawhisperer3923I have surpassed you and thought so hard that I don't care to play the game now Pseudo-intellectual tubers can think the rest for me /j
Baba is you is something else though, I'd wager the witness being easier because you eventually learn how the puzzles work and have to use the rules to solve it, but the whole idea of baba is you is making your own rules. Still gotta finish babae
The jokes of "It's not a fur coat, stop dumping paint on it" and "I could tell you were trying to say something about Capitalism" were amazing because they perfectly encapsulate the only thing art students think about, politics.
@@colbyboucher6391 That's not what I mean dude, I'm not complaining because I thought it was really funny since I used to be a Redditor where people acted like that unironically.
I remember reading in some fact book I had as a kid that human thumb meat is the most tender and tastes like chicken. It definitely looks like chicken meat.
It's funny because I love the talos principle (the game) and it's kind of indirectly making fun of that too and I love it for it. There was one moment where I spent a full hour on a puzzle with an obvious solution once you know it, and the voicover said something like 'my gardens are free for you to roam wherever you please. The solution may yet come to you, even if you decide to abandon it for now.' IE 'stop wasting your time dumbass'
The tone of the narrator is so dry and the satire so on the nose that I genuinely didn't expect them to slip in a "and the captain of that ship...Albert Einstein," at the end.
Okay but really though, the Witness is one of the best games I've ever played. Secrets upon secrets it feels like everything you find is a genuine treasure
Really hope he tries The Witness. Beautiful game and the earlier Puzzles are fun. When you discover a puzzle from later in the game it seems at first to be impossible, then you progress and learn what to do for each symbol. Joel might actually really enjoy it, even as a One-off I hope he plays it.
He will 100% not enjoy The Witness. There is no humor and there is nothing to appreciate, if you can't focus on boring stuff for long periods of time. And the puzzles are super hard for an unprepared player, it's like the final boss of puzzle games
40:15 Joel can't pretend he hadn't already heard the story 2 months ago. He said this as bait to get more info from chat/mods while remaining coy. A boundless accusation, yet what he prompted was too specific. I don't know how to feel about it.
SPOILERSSSS ahead: if you want a more serious approach for this game: Joel has taught me all these years that being "creative" is not a bad thing at all and being "weird" as they say, is also not bad, as long as it's used in a positive manner, to make people around you feel happy, comfortable, etc... and at first, i thought this was gonna be a "serious" game...in fact, it looked like that in the beginning, i REALLY believed it, and i was like "Huh, joel is so freaking creative and random, wow... he might be funny, but he's also an endless source of creativity" and i was looking at him in a very, "artistic" way, as i usually do sometimes. I am also an artist in the musical department, and watching joel has always been an inspiration for me. There's nothing wrong with being weird, that's just how Joel is... some people are more creative than others, i guess... and in a weird way, the ending of this video brought me back to the first time i watched that "Windows XP Destruction" for the first time back in the day... and then i realized how long i've been following this man, and how much of a "creative" inspiration he's been for me as a musician all these years. It might have been a prank for me, but it was a prank that meant a lot more to me than... to most people, i guess hahaha In a very weird way, i am happy to have laughed so hard at the teacher yelling "WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS???" back in the day... love you Joel, never change
The fact that this game takes potshots at not just the usual targets but also at irritating left-wing ideologues, "anti-capitalists", and fedora-tippers makes me smile. I'm sure many chatlets were seething when the game tore down the "Ship Named Religion" analogy.
@@JacobKinsley It's a thought experiment that compares religion to a captain sending a ship out without needed repairs because he has faith it will return this time, since it's returned so many times before. This game flips the script and uses the thought experiment's own logic against it, parodying the idea by citing the ship's successful repeated voyages as empirical evidence, rationally proving that the captain was right. Hilariously, you can't really argue against this interpretation of the experiment without also undermining the original as you do it.
I think there where some problems with the creator where he ralked about the witness as like the pinacle of philoaophical gaming. Cant exactlt remember anymore but I think it was something like that.
@@Duarte_GBoh lmfao I played a little this morning and straight up found an Einstien quote audiolog about why religion is for dummies :/ the puzzles are really good tho
From what I've played (admitedly little, i got kinda bored) the game isn't terrible, it's just the pseudo-philosophical rambling and Jonathan Blow that absolutely make it take a death spiral of pretentiousness
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Brute forcing your way through a puzzle by scribbling all over it with red crayon is peak Joel
Now I want to see how long Joey can last playing The Witness before he and chat gets bored
He'll make Jonathan Blow cry in a dark room :(
@@duuqnd He'll Blow Jonathan :)
@@duuqndthe witness doesnt have the going back in time potion though
The beauty to Joel is that he can make anything entertaining. If 10 hours of Desert Bus is fun to watch, then The Witness will be a masterwork of disaster waiting to happen.
@@duuqnd good
This game operates on Joel's level simply for allowing him to draw everywhere and for forcing him to listen to meaningless tape recordings, much like he does to his audience
i'm sad he missed the truck month audio recording
Some of the tapes were interesting.
I absolutely KNEW Joseph was going to draw out the loops bit as long as possible, simply because it is not in his programming to not fuck around
I don't know why but calling Joel "Joseph" is officially the worst comment I have ever seen
Joelseph Joelstar
who joseph? only know yodel
@@skinwalker69420joelseph :)
You are all wrong his name is james
Even for a joke game he is so blind it hurts
It's really satire
1:09:53 actually hurts my soul
29:00 had me literally crying
Zeurel needs to do an animation of that. Joel's body absolutely exploding as he finds that note. The sound is just perfect.
it reminds me of the screaming he recorded for that shareware game
ruclips.net/user/clipUgkx3kHsfBiD986DO0HfCQ0AixuS9QeJgm92 Just for you
@@joshc5613YOU GOT THE TETRIS!
truly a game on the same wavelength as Joel with the Obelisk and Stones
52:21 I don't know why, but this cracked me up. I'm guessing it's the sheer disconnect between the two that just made it funny to me, and then the completely serious way Joel reads it and then answers it made it even better.
This game is so stupidly genius. There is no way the map was made that way for it to align perfectly in the ending. This is an amazing game. A perfect OIOIOIOIOIOI Joel game.
The Witness is one of the most mentally exhausting games I've ever played (it was especially noticeable because I played it and Baba is You at the same time), you really gotta go through every combination in your mind to solve most of the puzzles. I'm pretty sure if Joel played it, it would be either the most miserable stream ever or rival Desert Bus as the weirdest type of suffering he's gotten addicted to.
You just didnt think hard enough
@@vodkawhisperer3923I have surpassed you and thought so hard that I don't care to play the game now
Pseudo-intellectual tubers can think the rest for me /j
Baba is you is something else though, I'd wager the witness being easier because you eventually learn how the puzzles work and have to use the rules to solve it, but the whole idea of baba is you is making your own rules. Still gotta finish babae
@@satoruriolu6132 baba is bad bc it teaches mechanics and then spits in your face for remembering them
@@TemmiePlaysit literally encourages you to use the rules you remembered to break those same rules, what are you talking about?
I'm a big fan of how much this game loves to make fun of art students
I’m an art student and wholeheartedly agree
are art students real?
The jokes of "It's not a fur coat, stop dumping paint on it" and "I could tell you were trying to say something about Capitalism" were amazing because they perfectly encapsulate the only thing art students think about, politics.
@@skinwalker69420 Everything's politics. You complaining about it is politics.
@@colbyboucher6391 That's not what I mean dude, I'm not complaining because I thought it was really funny since I used to be a Redditor where people acted like that unironically.
Perfect game for Joey
Absolutely perfect ending holy crap
Insanely self aware parody of The Witness that I didn't even think the ending would legit be the way it is omg
43:00 to people who may not know, "long pork" is another word for humans (because human meat tastes like pork).
Long pork sounds like what I call my giant co
I remember reading in some fact book I had as a kid that human thumb meat is the most tender and tastes like chicken.
It definitely looks like chicken meat.
@@Duker_Dudeco-worker? well that's just rude. they're probably very sensitive about their height
@@Duker_Dude Don’t you dare finish that sentence 🔫
I remember in early versions of don't starve together long pork was in the game files as meat that would lower your sanity when you eat it
Being Joels teacher in elementary school must have been a trial of sanity.
Literally a game for Joel. And it's a great game too
01:22 That has to be my favorite Joel-laugh yet!
thats the power of the all new ford f150
oof man, joel was not lying sbout that family guy subway surfers adhd brain.
1:10:10 Joel completely misses the joke by having a spastic ADD attack, and that's why we love him
i lost it when he saw the ghost and the game just suddenly gave him a gun
I closed the video.
Oh Joey uploaded, what a wonderful time to blaze through 5 ish hours.
this and Bob Lennon's reaction at the end are my favorites
A Bob Lennon mention in Joel's chat?
Neat.
Bob Lennon played this game ? I gotta see this !
You mean THE Bob Lennon ? I definitely wasn't expecting that here haha
joey does have an artstyle.
not the most complex one ever, but an enjoyable one
19:17 "Objective: Kill"
27:12 Who's Been Drawing Dicks, pt.2
41:34 How ChatGPT Cheats in Chess LOL
53:37 Advice about someone's girlfriend
29:00 The best part
This is definitely me when I look
That loss joke made me incredibly happy
i absolutely _lost_ it at 32:30
Yes, RUclips. This is definitely Minecraft.
17:50 was just too smart joey brain
Joel missed the best joke in the whole game. And it was so up his alley, too...
kind of sad how he missed like half the jokes because he didnt listen to the tapes
so salty that he missed better deals at 0% apr
Damn Vinny one after another
It's funny because I love the talos principle (the game) and it's kind of indirectly making fun of that too and I love it for it. There was one moment where I spent a full hour on a puzzle with an obvious solution once you know it, and the voicover said something like 'my gardens are free for you to roam wherever you please. The solution may yet come to you, even if you decide to abandon it for now.' IE 'stop wasting your time dumbass'
He missed all the best audiotapes, 10/10 vod
Joey has complete subway surfer brain rot
30:00
I was waiting for a "It was the style of the time"
Super Mario Fentanyl!
I am waiting for chat to start yelling "Blind" Already
the fact that it took him 4 minutes to beat the first puzzle is everything you need to know about joel
29:00
peak joel
But here's the looker
The tone of the narrator is so dry and the satire so on the nose that I genuinely didn't expect them to slip in a "and the captain of that ship...Albert Einstein," at the end.
I have never made such noises watching someone perform an action before.
According to youtube auto description Joel is playing minecraft.
Todayi relearned joel cannot follow simple instructions. :)
This really is the Joey Experience
1:22:47
Okay but really though, the Witness is one of the best games I've ever played. Secrets upon secrets it feels like everything you find is a genuine treasure
Cool! He got literally none of the jokes! Nice!
he wanted to shoot the sun with a gun
I watched this mostly for how Joel would react to the final puzzle
wow, he's gotten really good at pretending not to know what to do
"pretending"
46:00 alone in the dark 2 moment
2:26 Why did Jontel went Arabian Moment here??
چول، متكلمش عربي تآني.
بهزر طبعاً. :)
I watched this and at the part when the TV said the text "behind you" my power cut out. It was scary as fuck XD
I immediately closed the video.
The duende is here... time for bollas
Bro spoilers on the thumbnail wtf!!!!
32:35 Yes! YES!
even for this game, it hurt watching him play this
1:22:32 You know the rules
Our fuckin streamer said...
Joel really doesn’t understand that the entire point is to draw from start to end, literally not more than that
22:45 i need to clip that he says what
Really hope he tries The Witness. Beautiful game and the earlier Puzzles are fun. When you discover a puzzle from later in the game it seems at first to be impossible, then you progress and learn what to do for each symbol. Joel might actually really enjoy it, even as a One-off I hope he plays it.
He will 100% not enjoy The Witness. There is no humor and there is nothing to appreciate, if you can't focus on boring stuff for long periods of time. And the puzzles are super hard for an unprepared player, it's like the final boss of puzzle games
Family guy brain rot
18:02
Joey play west of loathing
Horror warning!!
28:22
wish he played more of this instead of purple shake game and the alien game...
He has such a short attention span it actually makes everything take longer because he misses crucial information
why is the game set as minecraft in the description
you just wait and see :)
pov your me getting mad that joel didnt watch the laser cutscene
38:13 What does the Fox say You know why? Because she's a sexy Girl
1:13:31 what was that sound o_O
what minecraft mod is this
????
He should play the game Understand for another really nice The Witness inspired games :)
"A GHOOoST!" *ka-click*
29:02
29:02, just 29:02
Why at the looker before the witness? Wouldn't like 90% of the jokes go over your head? Lol
'The Looker' sounds like a great name for a detective game. Don't know why.
I had to look up what The Witness was because of this stream
40:15 Joel can't pretend he hadn't already heard the story 2 months ago. He said this as bait to get more info from chat/mods while remaining coy. A boundless accusation, yet what he prompted was too specific. I don't know how to feel about it.
What story?
You did click the timestamp right?
@scrittle I mean all I heard was him talking about ChatGPT. You don't gotta be rude, I just don't know the story.
My bad. The story he discussed was niche news a couple weeks age, you could Google it, I thought it was obvious.
Schizophrenia moment
oh its just the witness
The witless
1:08:48 so trippy
John
They actually have a chat gt for chess it's called deep blue
Stockfish?
SPOILERSSSS ahead:
if you want a more serious approach for this game: Joel has taught me all these years that being "creative" is not a bad thing at all
and being "weird" as they say, is also not bad, as long as it's used in a positive manner, to make people around you feel happy, comfortable, etc...
and at first, i thought this was gonna be a "serious" game...in fact, it looked like that in the beginning, i REALLY believed it, and i was like "Huh, joel is so freaking creative and random, wow... he might be funny, but he's also an endless source of creativity" and i was looking at him in a very, "artistic" way, as i usually do sometimes. I am also an artist in the musical department, and watching joel has always been an inspiration for me. There's nothing wrong with being weird, that's just how Joel is... some people are more creative than others, i guess... and in a weird way, the ending of this video brought me back to the first time i watched that "Windows XP Destruction" for the first time back in the day... and then i realized how long i've been following this man, and how much of a "creative" inspiration he's been for me as a musician all these years.
It might have been a prank for me, but it was a prank that meant a lot more to me than... to most people, i guess hahaha
In a very weird way, i am happy to have laughed so hard at the teacher yelling "WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS???" back in the day...
love you Joel, never change
@ok-tr1nw my only "loss" was those lines that joel drew lmao
I fucking hate how he just ignores every single good joke
The fact that this game takes potshots at not just the usual targets but also at irritating left-wing ideologues, "anti-capitalists", and fedora-tippers makes me smile. I'm sure many chatlets were seething when the game tore down the "Ship Named Religion" analogy.
HasanAbi would "love" it
What is the ship named religion analogy? I don't understand 'the theory of religion' or whatever its called lol
@@JacobKinsley It's a thought experiment that compares religion to a captain sending a ship out without needed repairs because he has faith it will return this time, since it's returned so many times before.
This game flips the script and uses the thought experiment's own logic against it, parodying the idea by citing the ship's successful repeated voyages as empirical evidence, rationally proving that the captain was right. Hilariously, you can't really argue against this interpretation of the experiment without also undermining the original as you do it.
Why do people clown on the witness, it's good. "Pretentious" they say but nobody was playing for the story
I think there where some problems with the creator where he ralked about the witness as like the pinacle of philoaophical gaming. Cant exactlt remember anymore but I think it was something like that.
@@Duarte_GBoh lmfao
I played a little this morning and straight up found an Einstien quote audiolog about why religion is for dummies :/ the puzzles are really good tho
@@UrsaMinor-69 yea its good as a puzzle game I agree
The audio logs and ending are the main reasons people make fun of the witness.
From what I've played (admitedly little, i got kinda bored) the game isn't terrible, it's just the pseudo-philosophical rambling and Jonathan Blow that absolutely make it take a death spiral of pretentiousness
watching joel play games that take any mental effort is like watching a rural african try to do anything but subsistence farming
28:22
But here's the looker
29:03
27:12