"Great quality too although the octopus was missing an eye" There wasn't an eye missing. They didn't understand what the character was even supposed to look like. Amazing.
@@JBLZFTW context clues indicate they indeed got the right toy. they said " it was missing AN eye this means they were sure it needed two, bc they only seen ONE> if they knew it only had one eye, they would've written it was missing ITS eye "
I mean I assume 1 and 2 are Amazon and Ebay, and they probably are so huge they make more than the following 18 combined. it would be like saying your company makes the "third most popular form of lighting for buildings", which sounds like a lot, but you actually kerosene lamps and numbers 1 and 2 are "electric lightbulbs" and "the sun".
I bought $5 joycons off Temu thinking "well if they're trash I'm not really out by much". Got them, paired em to the switch and... they're fine. Everything works, 6 axis is good when playing splatoon. Still working a year later. They feel light and cheap but they work good so my 4 year old can use em.
joel singing with the dumb little duende voice during the roomba video had me howling with laughter, jesus fucking christ i haven't laughed that hard in a while
Not only are content farms and bootleg plush producers making their own Garten of Banban ocs and tricking kids, but some of them are apparently more popular among kids than the actual Garten of Banban characters. Also, one of them is named Stinky Joel.
@@GoodOlTazzy shitty horror game in the same vein of like huggy wuggy and fnaf security breach thats trying to appeal to kids and get youtubers to play it
1:16:34 For those curious, this song is called Lovin' You, and it's a Minnie Ripperton classic from 1974. The other song they stole - can't find the timestamp now, but it's the one that Skibidi Toilet sampled and says "wanna see you work your body" - was Give It To Me, by Timbaland, featuring Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake.
Thanks for the info! I'll try to find the one used in video because it has started to grown in me ngl. The pitched voice and the beat sounds so silly lol You wouldn't happen to know who made that remix right? Thank you again!
@@fourthknower9831The parent company PDD holdings also owns a app called pinduoduo and its like temu except for the farming market The app would be suspended for malware after 17 days after launch
who would have thought an animation and animator using SFM, a software and game, assets and models from well over a decade old, would become so popular with children of today
"The toy lit on fire the moment I put my finger on its left leg and I had to sew it back together and use 50lbs of Gorilla Glue, but otherwise GREAT QUALITY! 5/5"
god this site feels so diseased, just all of these constant notifications about 300 PEOPLE VIEWED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS and FREE COUPON IF YOU BUY WITHIN 45 SECONDS. absolutely despicable site.
I love aging alongside Joel and being equally baffled by the skibidi toilet and ban ban stuff. There's some dubious stuff out there, bit I say as long as the kids aren't getting exploited and aren't getting hurt, let them have their fun.
Idk though, I mean fake shitty credit card stealing merch of kids stuff has been going on for a while now, like in this video, but i'm pretty sure that only now that we get OFFICIAL shitty credit card stealing merch of kids stuff because as far as i remember the faiv niet feddi merch was made by like an actual company with real factories but the funny slender cookie monster guy merch goes straight to the sweatshop and sold for the same price. Either way most toddlers' parents buy bootlegs either because they wont know the difference or because they know their child will be forced to be grateful for having his funny toilet at all, how dare you not appreciate what we spent our income on, CHILD
@@kinnikuboneman not saying you should bother, just saying if anyone happens to be unfortunate enough to maybe want to buy crap off that website, there are options (also Google Pay from what I've read hides your credit card info and it's one of the available payment options on the T-site)
The fact that Temu is so blatantly shady and yet youtubers like LS Mark and PBG continue to sponsor them is crazy to me. I guess maintaining your trustworthiness doesn't matter when everyone is so quick to forget about those things
@@-ljk-ya better been training your bussy walls or they're gonna be torn clean in half when I'm done with you. That's right. 300 squat marathon. GET BACK HERE BOY.
Well I don't know about you but I don't want the world to suddenly turn dark grey and the last words we see is "The software was closed because an error occurred"
Joel would one hundred percent take a Temu sponsorship, make a purposefully shitty video calling out how shady Temu is, and then still post it even after Temu rejects his sponsor bit.
37:13 For some context, "stocking fillers" (not a typo or mistranslation from the reviewer by the way) means random assorted stuff that's placed in "Christmas stockings" which are in fact a very real tradition that's practised in America and some European countries. They usually tend to be opened before the bigger presents (this is also something I've experienced since I was a kid, even). Hopefully that should clear things up a bit there.
Stocking filler/stuffer is a real thing and not mistranslated. Lemme explain Christmas stockings. It's an American tradition, and some European countries do it too from what I've heard, on Christmas. Basically, you have really large socks (stockings) that have your name on em hanging over the fireplace. On Christmas day, you get your presents like normal, but you also get smaller gifts like candy, stickers, and/or tiny toys in the stockings. If you were naughty, like Joel was when he searched bum bum cream, then Santa puts coal in your stocking. The gifts that people buy to put in the stockings are usually referred to as stocking stuffers/fillers.
1:36:02 Remember, every time a Famiclone console is produced, it's wasting precious Earth metals that could potentially go into making hardware that's 100,000 times faster.
And yet somehow most of those cheap famiclones still can't manage to run snes genesis and even some gameboy games right source, I have one of those junks
Well considering the parent company had another app that installed malware so that you couldn’t delete it and temu is a sewer that leads into the cave of radioactive waste
I order a LOT of stuff on Temu because I learned that if you place an order, you can just “return” everything for a 100% refund without having to send anything back. I’ve been doing this for months and haven’t actually spent any money
I actually have a really cute bracelet from temu that works like a good luck charm for some reason when it's just supposed to be a normal bracelet. My work shifts when I had a job usually sucked and were a pain and bad shit happned all the time but when I started wearing this bracelet all of a sudden my shifts got more enjoyable and the nonsense became a rare occurrence 🤷♀️
The prospect that kids will remember a gmod shitpost series as part of their early childhood culture is actually pretty interesting. Sure beats the messed up youtube kids stuff like finger family.
my future son will have to live with a blindfold if he ever dares to use RUclips for bs like johnny johnny yes papa or whatever this finger family stuff is
@@SmeiskAudio scam as in? Like yea cheap products, long delivery, china, copyright knock offs, off brand, but they're real as far as Ive got them. Granted I don't risk expensive purchases.
@@lindaunderling4637Data Harvesting that's even more invasive than the average social site. Like, putting your card into Tenmu is an almost guaranteed way to get it stolen.
Someone needs to take the 1:11:23 roomba duende song and break it up into 3 second bits then have them play every 30 seconds or so, so Joel can use it on Kerfus
Couldn't agree more, that's the least they are doing. Couldn't imagine what this is really about, you know they're selling your data at the very least damn Chinese government is no good
@@shirleymaemattthews4862 Yes, but I'd rather be able to somewhat control who spies on me. If I don't gotta give my info out to the Chinese government then I ain't gonna
@@bloodzack12You're overestimating the surveillance capabilities of China. Believe me, their government is very VERY incompetent and doesn't have access to high tech means to gather, organize and track the data of individual people.
I hope shady sites like this lead to a resurgence in supporting local businesses. There's a comic shop and a board game shop not far from my house, that I love going to. It's way more trustworthy than these bot infested bootleg sites, and the local stores sell stuff that I actually want.
If only, I'd love for local businesses to come back to my area but apparently a buncha clowns own it and charge obscene rent prices causing anything that isn't Star Bucks or Walmart to leave. I miss all the little shops that were here when I was growing up. RIP small businesses. 🪦
I have one near where I live but the owner is an elitist dickhead, literally the comic book guy in real life, and essentially just uses it as a hangout spot for him and his friends. Wonder how long it'll stay afloat.
Note on the gpus around 1:50:00... Gpus that are sold on temu are very often obtained from warehouses trying to get rid of their stock. They are unable to sell them through normal channels because they are no longer worth buying. The GT 610, for instance, is about an eighth the speed of a normal integrated graphics chipset. On average, an integrated cpu will be about as fast as a gpu from 12 years ago. There are a few exceptions, Vega and Iris XE chipsets are closer to 8-10 years.
@@manuelbernal9925 Lol whatever, you can tell from my over decade of youtube and posting that I'm not a bot. I'm just autistic and have had a really good experience with the app.
@@rotcl0wn I mean yeah look at the clueless sweet people on these comments. they clearly are satisfied, meaning despite all the SHIT that lurks around there is some good in there... like everything else in the world.
@@khaledcostasampaio2842 Just know what you're getting into, to be honest. I do NOT buy electronics there or anything of the sort. Little collectables I know are bootlegs, cheap costume supplies, household stuff I know will be plastic/wheatgrass, and moving supplies though? Fuck yeah. Best experience.
"I didn't serve this country for P̸̌̍̅̅̿̐͌̈́͘͜Ò̸̠̰̼̺͙̩̬͓̰̖̀͊̎͘͠O̷̥̱̣̙͍͕͈͈̽͆̈́̆́͜S̶͕̣̤̥̎̓͒̔̓̌̇̋͘S̶̢͔̫͗̊̉̒̃Ị̷̟̥͌̊̿̄̿͒̌͗͛̕E̶̲͉̯͙͐͛͝S̷̞͉̯̩͕͑͂͋͛͠" ~Joel, 2023
This banban stuff has seriously made me learn to appreciate Five Nights At Freddy's. At least that had some effort in it to justify its popularity, some great artists making music and some good storywriters/theorists making up a real story of the random shit the dev cobbled together. How can some bottom of the steam Unity asset-flip bin thing even get mass-produced merch Neither do I understand how some old school Garry's Mod shitpost can turn into that same thing. Actually.. maybe the same would've happened if we had been part of gmod earlier, with full internet/popular social media access
I think all FNAF games have nice art direction and it was fun to see pre-rendered graphics make a comeback with the series. Scott Cawson has his own recognizable style and nailed the creepy chain restaurant animatronic look. Everything in FNAF made sense thematically and aesthetically. The BanBan people made an incoherent mess that goes nowhere despite the premise being tried and true (creepy claymation).
my mom keeps buying stuff of temu that she didn't need or will ever use, and our budget is becoming tighter and tighter each day. we can't fix our car because she's buying thing after thing. but hey, she found a badass wallet with an awesome evil skeleton on it so i guess there's a bright side?
So what you’re saying is: Don’t download the temu app/CCP spyware to my phone, buy radioactive chinese garbage, and then dump it into an American landfill?
Joel dont want to put a downer on the video but please be so very very careful there are so so many articles on Temu taking and selling your card details on the black market/ dark web checking it out is all good but don't whatever you do buy from them. If you already have be safe Joel cancel your cards and make sure the new bank details are no where near Temu.
If I had to guess what "Mao disease" means, they maybe mean "pet dander"/"pet allergies"??? 毛/Mao in Chinese is hair, so it's maybe saying it picks up hairs and prevents allergies?
1:37:21 Fun fact, the Batman game shown on that screen is actually a very early prototype of a cancelled SNES Batman beat-em-up by Software Creations, better known as "Real Shitty Batman!" as named in the ROM header.
I used to work at McDonalds and some heathen comes in through drive-thru and says “I heard on TikTok you guys are selling the skibidi toilet deluxe Fortnite battle pass only in Ohio at 3 am Ice Spice Garten of BanBan Barbenheimer FNaF movie special with the Big Boss sauce”. Jobel, please tell the marcianitos to vaporize us.
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The thought of a child saying: "I don't go to sleep without my Skibidi Toilet" fills me with horror.
Talk about a "shithead"
@@crusher9z9that's funny
@@hotdogstockimage fecal funny
Fill me with cement
I would probably go to get the milk if my son did this.
Joey is finally shopping like a billionaire
Ban ban anal goop
Lmfao yeah
Jobel please buy me wief wid tuber moneyz.
...In the weimar republic
skibidillionaire*
"Great quality too although the octopus was missing an eye"
There wasn't an eye missing. They didn't understand what the character was even supposed to look like. Amazing.
Brruuuhhh
I guess you could say it wasn't so "eye" catching
My guess was it showed up with no eyes, but it's entirely likely they just didn't know what it looked like
@@JBLZFTW context clues indicate they indeed got the right toy.
they said " it was missing AN eye
this means they were sure it needed two, bc they only seen ONE> if they knew it only had one eye, they would've written
it was missing ITS eye "
its prolly a parent buying for their child, they are not going to know about that banban lore
Temu is like if you bought Wish off of Wish
It’s wish but it actively steals your information
That's why I always just call it the wish version of wish
@@sml2k186That’s what Wish does too though?
@@sml2k186so facebook
Temu is Wish but with the added element of special deals unlocked through a pyramid scheme.
56:08 just gonna breeze past the "girls love my autism swag" shirt like it isnt there
it's an indisputable fact that autism swag attracts girls and therefore did not require attention
if it didn't have the word swag then it would be pretty funny
Oh I love that. I would consider buying it if I saw it at a thrift store or smth
the drip
@@someonerandom704 The swag makes it significantly better
Joel duende singing while a roomba is skidadling has unlocked a new emotion
skibidadling
fear
arousal
I didn't know he could make noises like that, I've been watching for like 8 years and have never heard him go gremlin
Joel found his elmo button
Joel's data won't even be worth anything considering Joel checks out different shit everytime and it's usually just sex toys and mario
The people who steal Joėl's data will probably pay him to take it back
Rick and morty cock cages, military-issue flashlights, Obama blankets...
AND mario sex toys
@@ebnertra0004 no that's how they come up with ideas like "Mario soft pp chamf hand comfortable"
@@zzoinks mario fleshlight
Remember: This is somehow the third most popular online shop.
People see a low price and their brains shut off.
Hoarding temu trash
Consoomers gonna consoom.
Its basically wish 2.0 at this point
I mean I assume 1 and 2 are Amazon and Ebay, and they probably are so huge they make more than the following 18 combined. it would be like saying your company makes the "third most popular form of lighting for buildings", which sounds like a lot, but you actually kerosene lamps and numbers 1 and 2 are "electric lightbulbs" and "the sun".
I bought $5 joycons off Temu thinking "well if they're trash I'm not really out by much". Got them, paired em to the switch and... they're fine. Everything works, 6 axis is good when playing splatoon. Still working a year later. They feel light and cheap but they work good so my 4 year old can use em.
13:01
"BUSSY!"
*Guile Theme Plays*
Joel's accidental perfect timing kicks in again!
The length of time it took for Joel to realize it was THE TOY'S crotch that was ripped.....
Joel gets dumber everyday.
I guess the Snusk Powder hour still has its lingering effects...
doktor i shat out my boner
He didn't even pick up on the implication that the toy was used as a s3x doll
@@pancakes8670 lol this was my first thought.
Y'all are wrong he said the bon bon "ripped"
FARTED ON THEIR SONS BALLS 😂
joel singing with the dumb little duende voice during the roomba video had me howling with laughter, jesus fucking christ i haven't laughed that hard in a while
New SKOODIDDLYDOOT just dropped
had me crying
ESPECIALLY WHEN HE WAS LAUGHING WITH THE FILTER ON 🤣🤣🤣
Guys which one is your favourite? Hugging Monster, Zeek, Frightening Purple, Vinny Sauce, Legally Distinct GranDan, Legally Distinct NadNarg...
Mine is the bird that looks like it's on crack
@@skystoyhunts7225 Opali Burn
@@skystoyhunts7225 fentanyl bird
Boxy boo, but like, not evil
@@SharlyTV...and EVIL BOXY BOO!!! 🧟♂️😈👻😱🧛🏻♂️
Not only are content farms and bootleg plush producers making their own Garten of Banban ocs and tricking kids, but some of them are apparently more popular among kids than the actual Garten of Banban characters.
Also, one of them is named Stinky Joel.
wtf is banban
@@GoodOlTazzyStupid
@@GoodOlTazzy shitty horror game in the same vein of like huggy wuggy and fnaf security breach thats trying to appeal to kids and get youtubers to play it
@@GoodOlTazzy just some shitty horror game.
Guys what one is your favorite
1:16:34
For those curious, this song is called Lovin' You, and it's a Minnie Ripperton classic from 1974.
The other song they stole - can't find the timestamp now, but it's the one that Skibidi Toilet sampled and says "wanna see you work your body" - was Give It To Me, by Timbaland, featuring Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake.
Thanks for the info! I'll try to find the one used in video because it has started to grown in me ngl. The pitched voice and the beat sounds so silly lol
You wouldn't happen to know who made that remix right? Thank you again!
I also would like to know where I can find the remixed version used in the video.
South Park
When he kept saying shit like "ban ban" and "zombo sauce" It took a second for me to realize those were actual things and not just funny haha noises
i genuinely thought he was making a zombocom joke until i read this comment and looked it up. my god.
temu gives off torture dungeon under a really unusually nice looking bar vibes
Well the parent company had a previous app that installed actual malware onto users devices so your not that far of with it feeling off
did it really? what's the parent company @@sludgesketch8697
@@fourthknower9831The parent company PDD holdings also owns a app called pinduoduo and its like temu except for the farming market The app would be suspended for malware after 17 days after launch
who would have thought an animation and animator using SFM, a software and game, assets and models from well over a decade old, would become so popular with children of today
Im a starving child with mao disease and this is the very last thing i have ever watched. Gootbye.
You are dead, not big soup rice
Skill issue
What’s a mao disease? Something you get from living under Mao Zedong’s tyranny?
this only happens in ohio 💀
@@badbadbad873 only in ohio banban zaza pizza tower skibidi gyatt ocky way 💀
Can you imagine a kid year's from now thats now an teenager that still has his banban plush and skibidi toilet action figures?
We’re gonna have a ready player one type movie in fifty years and that’s what it’s going to be about
I mean, bronies exist...
Do people grow out of being bronies?
@@phili.9304 that’s not how that works
@@phili.9304 Yes, they grow into furries.
"The toy lit on fire the moment I put my finger on its left leg and I had to sew it back together and use 50lbs of Gorilla Glue, but otherwise GREAT QUALITY! 5/5"
god this site feels so diseased, just all of these constant notifications about 300 PEOPLE VIEWED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS and FREE COUPON IF YOU BUY WITHIN 45 SECONDS. absolutely despicable site.
Average nintendo switch owner buying joycons
@@JacobKinsley Average nintendo fan
@@DarkClaws914 average buyer
average@@frannielmartinez consumer
1:32:57 Joey sounds like a COD zombie reverberated through a shitty multiplayer user mic ten-fold
I love aging alongside Joel and being equally baffled by the skibidi toilet and ban ban stuff. There's some dubious stuff out there, bit I say as long as the kids aren't getting exploited and aren't getting hurt, let them have their fun.
Idk though, I mean fake shitty credit card stealing merch of kids stuff has been going on for a while now, like in this video, but i'm pretty sure that only now that we get OFFICIAL shitty credit card stealing merch of kids stuff because as far as i remember the faiv niet feddi merch was made by like an actual company with real factories but the funny slender cookie monster guy merch goes straight to the sweatshop and sold for the same price. Either way most toddlers' parents buy bootlegs either because they wont know the difference or because they know their child will be forced to be grateful for having his funny toilet at all, how dare you not appreciate what we spent our income on, CHILD
@@carlosemilio5180are...are you angry at parents for buying a toddler a plushy because you interpret that as some form of guilt tripping?
I can't believe Joel got Mao disease from digging through Temu.
You will 100% get your card details stolen if you buy shit on Temu.
unless you setup a virtual credit card, which either: a) has a spending limit or b) is only valid for a single transaction
@@markusTegelanewhy would you bother for a website like this
@@kinnikuboneman not saying you should bother, just saying if anyone happens to be unfortunate enough to maybe want to buy crap off that website, there are options (also Google Pay from what I've read hides your credit card info and it's one of the available payment options on the T-site)
My sister uses it so far no issues like that.....but I worry.
Sure, but that’s true with pretty much every site.
I love the one parent review on the Banban toys that said "The Octopus was missing an eye"
The fact that Temu is so blatantly shady and yet youtubers like LS Mark and PBG continue to sponsor them is crazy to me. I guess maintaining your trustworthiness doesn't matter when everyone is so quick to forget about those things
I'm more surprised that people still watch PBG
@@flurpoidlol
@@flurpoidi only watch pbg's older vids because those were way funnier
@@flurpoidi only watch pbg's older vids because those were way funnier
@@flurpoidi only watch pbg's older vids because those were way funnier
note to self: never ever watch this in public or you will look like a psycho because you can’t stop laughing
I did that mistake afew years ago on the buss.
Woops
I watched him at work, my boss was not happy to say the least. WORSE my boss doesn't speak English so for him I'm laughing at gibberish.
I was in the hospital waiting and I was laughing so hard that I had to go to piss
13 minutes in and I already hear "BUSSY RIPPED"
This is going to be a really good series
i wish for someone to do that to me
@@-ljk-I'm gonna rip you apart starting from the bussy
@@-ljk-I'm not one to judge but RUclips comments is the last place I'd expect someone to say that 😭
@@LunaWuna 😬
@@-ljk-ya better been training your bussy walls or they're gonna be torn clean in half when I'm done with you.
That's right. 300 squat marathon. GET BACK HERE BOY.
If I can't use Temu to buy 5000 cans of Sprunk then it's useless.
Well I don't know about you but I don't want the world to suddenly turn dark grey and the last words we see is "The software was closed because an error occurred"
In an alternative universe:
"Before we begin the stream, I'd like to thank today's sponsor-"
definitely alt universe, im not sure twitch allows third party advertising deals
End up getting multiple ads in a row and they're all temu
Joel would one hundred percent take a Temu sponsorship, make a purposefully shitty video calling out how shady Temu is, and then still post it even after Temu rejects his sponsor bit.
@@Calvin_Coolagecommon swede fail
@@lookstothetroonget that slug cat out of your account NOW
37:13 For some context, "stocking fillers" (not a typo or mistranslation from the reviewer by the way) means random assorted stuff that's placed in "Christmas stockings" which are in fact a very real tradition that's practised in America and some European countries. They usually tend to be opened before the bigger presents (this is also something I've experienced since I was a kid, even). Hopefully that should clear things up a bit there.
And Santa stuffs them in the stocking, unless if you don't believe in him. Also, Santa was originally a Little GNOME in Joel's country.
its a cultural mistransaltion my dude. the term is STOCKING STUFFERS
@@TemmiePlays Stuffer. Filler. Practically the same thing, one just has more alliteration.
@@oscarcacnio8418Stocking filler sounds more proper so to speak, and I bet the person who was translating it is ESL. Or it's a machine translation.
My boyfriend stuffs me when I wear stockings for him
10:30 I love how Joel's first interpretation of this review was "The Ban Ban toy castrated my son. 5 stars!"
Stocking filler/stuffer is a real thing and not mistranslated. Lemme explain Christmas stockings. It's an American tradition, and some European countries do it too from what I've heard, on Christmas.
Basically, you have really large socks (stockings) that have your name on em hanging over the fireplace. On Christmas day, you get your presents like normal, but you also get smaller gifts like candy, stickers, and/or tiny toys in the stockings. If you were naughty, like Joel was when he searched bum bum cream, then Santa puts coal in your stocking. The gifts that people buy to put in the stockings are usually referred to as stocking stuffers/fillers.
"american tradition"
@@apropripinquoYeah that's what he said, thank you for quoting it.
Pretty sure it came from the Dutch, although maybe they just brought over Christmas and not the stocking idea.
@@apropripinquo We steal everything. Another tradition of ours 😎
29:09 The way Joel says "skeebeedee" is like Ambrosia to my ears
The whole Mao disease bit fucking killed me holy shit
I WAS LUTTEERALLY GASPING FOR AIR
This is like when the theme park kills too many people so they have to change the name and reopen
exactly like this lol
"temu" in indonesia means "find"/ "found".. so jole's vid title basically just found trash 😂
1:08:08 Joel is the last person I expected to find out about "Ken carson" and "Opium"
wow! this VOD has made me contract Mao Disease! i am going to die in 2 picoseconds, thank you Joey!
1:36:02 Remember, every time a Famiclone console is produced, it's wasting precious Earth metals that could potentially go into making hardware that's 100,000 times faster.
And yet somehow most of those cheap famiclones still can't manage to run snes genesis and even some gameboy games right source,
I have one of those junks
@@klonoafan2012 and yet even stranger is that people keep buying these cheap clones in the first place.
there is nothing precious wasted on making these clones. Thats why they are so cheap
Oh, god. If Wish was a sewer poorly disguised as a hallowed hall, then I shudder to think of what Temu is...
Well considering the parent company had another app that installed malware so that you couldn’t delete it and temu is a sewer that leads into the cave of radioactive waste
my uncles house (he is a crack dealer)
Temu is a gulag disguised as a Beverly Hills mansion
Spencer's gifts
I appreciate you trying to organize these streams with segments even with how chaotic this kind of stream can get
1:11:20 Holy shit Joel became ulmegatimate Duende!
My first reaction to Temu was "Oh wow, you know it's bad when a cheap ripoff (Wish) gets a cheap ripoff"
I order a LOT of stuff on Temu because I learned that if you place an order, you can just “return” everything for a 100% refund without having to send anything back. I’ve been doing this for months and haven’t actually spent any money
I actually have a really cute bracelet from temu that works like a good luck charm for some reason when it's just supposed to be a normal bracelet. My work shifts when I had a job usually sucked and were a pain and bad shit happned all the time but when I started wearing this bracelet all of a sudden my shifts got more enjoyable and the nonsense became a rare occurrence 🤷♀️
@@Eurobeat_fanIt is infused with the tearful wishes of the Chinese slave children.
@@ElliemaegglesExcellent. That's how you know is a good product.
@@Eurobeat_fanits the heavy metals and the mercury going to your brain.
Joel discovering My Singing Monsters was nuts if you have that deep-rooted childhood memory
13:02 IMPECCABLE music timing
How did he not notice that earlier?!
@@ShadiC636 Microscopic eyes
bussy
destroyer
@1:11:23 Thank you Joel. For years I've been waiting for someone joking about that kind of music.
1:11:20 duende music
1:33:00 duende music (broken mic cover)
Sung by an electric guitar
The prospect that kids will remember a gmod shitpost series as part of their early childhood culture is actually pretty interesting. Sure beats the messed up youtube kids stuff like finger family.
I remember eltoro64rus the same way I remember toy story
my future son will have to live with a blindfold if he ever dares to use RUclips for bs like johnny johnny yes papa or whatever this finger family stuff is
Bro I grew up with that and I'm older than Death. DasBoSchitt was huge when I was an early teen
1:11:24 Duende singing
1:12:03 i was not aware mao disease turned people into anime girls
(or Elmo, interpret it as you will.)
Keep in mind, 13.5 billion years of history has ultimately led up to “Brazilian bum-bum cream”
As long as there are petty scammers and drop-shippers in this world, there will be infinite joel content
Temu isn't a scam, its just china quality
Temu is such a scam.
@@SmeiskAudio scam as in? Like yea cheap products, long delivery, china, copyright knock offs, off brand, but they're real as far as Ive got them. Granted I don't risk expensive purchases.
@@lindaunderling4637Data Harvesting that's even more invasive than the average social site.
Like, putting your card into Tenmu is an almost guaranteed way to get it stolen.
@@lindaunderling4637it's a scam to our planet like every other chinese mass producing company of cheapass products that fill the landfills
The roomba voice had me crying best segment
Never thought I would hear Joel say Skibidi Toilet or go on Temu shopping for Skibidi Toilet
Hearing Joel mention Ice Spice was something I never thought would happen but here we are 💀
Swedish man contracts Mao disease at 3:33 am while shopping for Zumbo Sauce™️ (real no faek)
Fuckin hilarious going through temu catalog with you Josh
Bro wtf is josh
@@Princess_Jessie3414temu brand Joel
Zumbo Sauce
*Joel
Jumbo Joel... Opilo biwd...
There was a Temu ad awhile back where you could clearly hear the f-bomb being dropped in the song they used
Someone needs to take the 1:11:23 roomba duende song and break it up into 3 second bits then have them play every 30 seconds or so, so Joel can use it on Kerfus
Temu stole a picture of my dad for some bootleg crap, true story.
What is it with vinesauce viewers and being loosely related to a stream in some way
JOEY NO YOUR CREDIT CARD DATA
Temu is quite literally Chinese spyware
How dare they spy on me, I thought that was my country's job!
Couldn't agree more, that's the least they are doing. Couldn't imagine what this is really about, you know they're selling your data at the very least damn Chinese government is no good
I meant, aren't all stuff? I mean, we gotta know if people are good or bad somehow
@@shirleymaemattthews4862 Yes, but I'd rather be able to somewhat control who spies on me. If I don't gotta give my info out to the Chinese government then I ain't gonna
@@bloodzack12You're overestimating the surveillance capabilities of China. Believe me, their government is very VERY incompetent and doesn't have access to high tech means to gather, organize and track the data of individual people.
temu is just the forbidden lovechild of wish and shein
"I like it, it's mine, the prices blow my mind, I feel soo rich I feel like a billionaire!" - Temu ad lyrics.
greg is my favorite ban ban character
I love that Roomba Mao Disease song Joel sang in this stream
oh someone clipped it ruclips.net/video/D_eH0T107q8/видео.html&ab_channel=Vargskelethor%3ATwitchClips
Temu Trauma would work as an alternate title as well
I hope shady sites like this lead to a resurgence in supporting local businesses. There's a comic shop and a board game shop not far from my house, that I love going to. It's way more trustworthy than these bot infested bootleg sites, and the local stores sell stuff that I actually want.
If only, I'd love for local businesses to come back to my area but apparently a buncha clowns own it and charge obscene rent prices causing anything that isn't Star Bucks or Walmart to leave.
I miss all the little shops that were here when I was growing up.
RIP small businesses. 🪦
I have one near where I live but the owner is an elitist dickhead, literally the comic book guy in real life, and essentially just uses it as a hangout spot for him and his friends. Wonder how long it'll stay afloat.
Why would they? These things are super successful, and lot's of Comic book shops sell overpriced bootlegs anyway
This is basically the digital equivalent to exploring a grey market in the deepest muskiest part of China or Brazil
Corn peeler sounds like an insult. "You fucking corn peeler"
i'll never forget the crippling gambling addicts this app created.
what
you WILL spend this month's paycheck on knockoff plushies
@dawnslayer you WILL spend your salary on skibidi torlett
Note on the gpus around 1:50:00...
Gpus that are sold on temu are very often obtained from warehouses trying to get rid of their stock. They are unable to sell them through normal channels because they are no longer worth buying. The GT 610, for instance, is about an eighth the speed of a normal integrated graphics chipset.
On average, an integrated cpu will be about as fast as a gpu from 12 years ago. There are a few exceptions, Vega and Iris XE chipsets are closer to 8-10 years.
YES I WAS HOPING HE'D DO THIS LMAO
Imagine falling asleep to a Joel playlist and waking up to 1:30:45
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What kind of mad man goes to sleep with vinesauce joel videos playing
@@DudleyKetsukane… 🙋♂️
The legendary Ban Ban enjoyers, Shart, Cooch, and Bussy
Wish 2: electric scam boogaloo
Actually Temu is pretty good, everything I've ordered arrived in a few days and EXACTLY like the photos. Got a lot of cheap moving supplies there too.
@@rotcl0wn ok temu bot
@@manuelbernal9925 Lol whatever, you can tell from my over decade of youtube and posting that I'm not a bot. I'm just autistic and have had a really good experience with the app.
@@rotcl0wn I mean yeah look at the clueless sweet people on these comments. they clearly are satisfied, meaning despite all the SHIT that lurks around there is some good in there... like everything else in the world.
@@khaledcostasampaio2842 Just know what you're getting into, to be honest. I do NOT buy electronics there or anything of the sort. Little collectables I know are bootlegs, cheap costume supplies, household stuff I know will be plastic/wheatgrass, and moving supplies though? Fuck yeah. Best experience.
"oh god damn it" cutting straight to the Banban plushies made me think Joel was just horribly, viscerally disappointed by the banban bootlegs
"I didn't serve this country for P̸̌̍̅̅̿̐͌̈́͘͜Ò̸̠̰̼̺͙̩̬͓̰̖̀͊̎͘͠O̷̥̱̣̙͍͕͈͈̽͆̈́̆́͜S̶͕̣̤̥̎̓͒̔̓̌̇̋͘S̶̢͔̫͗̊̉̒̃Ị̷̟̥͌̊̿̄̿͒̌͗͛̕E̶̲͉̯͙͐͛͝S̷̞͉̯̩͕͑͂͋͛͠" ~Joel, 2023
Joel's microphone bit was like listening to the max headroom highjacking tape except actually incomprehensible
"I STILL SEE THE X!"
list of plastics i've shoved in the ocean
When Joel started spitting like the zombies from black ops I fucking lost my shit
i love watching joels, juicy, long and uncut vods
(Hey I have something special for you HMU).
@@T.elegram..Vargskelethor_Joel you are not real
I love Joel's big juicy jiggly butt- WHAAAAAT?!? * fart * WHO SAID THAT??
This banban stuff has seriously made me learn to appreciate Five Nights At Freddy's. At least that had some effort in it to justify its popularity, some great artists making music and some good storywriters/theorists making up a real story of the random shit the dev cobbled together.
How can some bottom of the steam Unity asset-flip bin thing even get mass-produced merch
Neither do I understand how some old school Garry's Mod shitpost can turn into that same thing. Actually.. maybe the same would've happened if we had been part of gmod earlier, with full internet/popular social media access
I think all FNAF games have nice art direction and it was fun to see pre-rendered graphics make a comeback with the series.
Scott Cawson has his own recognizable style and nailed the creepy chain restaurant animatronic look. Everything in FNAF made sense thematically and aesthetically.
The BanBan people made an incoherent mess that goes nowhere despite the premise being tried and true (creepy claymation).
My mom buys from this dogshit site, and I want to scream every time she gets something useless in the mail from them.
Literally I had to talk with my mum about her excessive online shopping addiction and it was the most awkward conversation in my life but worth it.
my mom keeps buying stuff of temu that she didn't need or will ever use, and our budget is becoming tighter and tighter each day. we can't fix our car because she's buying thing after thing. but hey, she found a badass wallet with an awesome evil skeleton on it so i guess there's a bright side?
@@JacobKinsley I have that conversation with my mom pretty frequently. Sadly, it hasn't helped at all.
Temu is a multi-level marketing scheme btw so everyone pls be careful
it's somehow a pyramid scheme and a ponzi scheme at the same time
Real. I keep seeing my brothers gf beg for clicks on Facebook so she can get some "free item"
So what you’re saying is: Don’t download the temu app/CCP spyware to my phone, buy radioactive chinese garbage, and then dump it into an American landfill?
Cheaper = more trashier
Theoretically this makes Temu better
Joel dont want to put a downer on the video but please be so very very careful there are so so many articles on Temu taking and selling your card details on the black market/ dark web checking it out is all good but don't whatever you do buy from them. If you already have be safe Joel cancel your cards and make sure the new bank details are no where near Temu.
If I had to guess what "Mao disease" means, they maybe mean "pet dander"/"pet allergies"???
毛/Mao in Chinese is hair, so it's maybe saying it picks up hairs and prevents allergies?
Strange we haven’t seen joel lately. Hope he’s doing alright. Maybe he’s making 7 days of spooks for this year those are my favorites
Vin said Joey's okay, he' s just editing
the ken carson goomba is nuts
@andreasskoulas66 Don't think Joel is far enough on the spectrum for that
Is that a caricature he actually uses? Just seems like a bizarre combination. Never even heard of the dude.
@@flurpoid i think he just looks like a goomba
@@flurpoidno, his fans were joking that he looks like a goomba and made art of it, he hates it
21:36 Joey goes full death metal mode
My favorite Joel bit is the one where he screams into his mic with a distortion filter on for a long time.
My son loves this video... i do not but what we dont do for our sons
1:37:21 Fun fact, the Batman game shown on that screen is actually a very early prototype of a cancelled SNES Batman beat-em-up by Software Creations, better known as "Real Shitty Batman!" as named in the ROM header.
Average mao disease enjoyer
That'll be like saying "You gonna get (Japan disease) from Japanese products"
Joey discovering the Mammott and being scared shitless of My Singing Monsters haha
I used to work at McDonalds and some heathen comes in through drive-thru and says “I heard on TikTok you guys are selling the skibidi toilet deluxe Fortnite battle pass only in Ohio at 3 am Ice Spice Garten of BanBan Barbenheimer FNaF movie special with the Big Boss sauce”. Jobel, please tell the marcianitos to vaporize us.
I feel your pain and i don't work at McDonalds.
1:11:19 mao disease duende type beat
1:32:56 autotune mao disease duende type beat
11:16 “we sewed up our son’s bleeding crotch” - unhinged fake reviews on a bootleg shopping app.