Today my celebration will be a quiet one. Instead I will contemplate and pray for the life of our country. Finally we have a ray of hope after all we have been through. Nov. 5 can't come soon enough. At no time in my rather long life have I ever been so worried about our country.
@@libertyresearch-iu4fythe 4th is about Independence from the tyrannical regime in England. You are confused about the declaration of independence with the signing of the constitution. Both are equally important for different reasons.
@@libertyresearch-iu4fy IT WAS IMPLIED, UNTIL GREEDY SPOILED CHILDREN BOUGTH THEMSELVES A DELUSION OF POWER, THERE WAS NO NEED FOR ONE, THE RIGHTS WERE INHERENT AND NEEDED NO EXPLANATIONS... NOW WE HAVE TO SPELL OUT THE DEFINITIONS OF EVERY WORD WHILE SPOILED CHILDREN IGNORE THEM...BUT JUST OPEN A HISTORY BOOK TO FIND OUT HOW IT ENDS FOR THE SPOILED CHILDREN WHO THINK THEY CAN RULE THE PEOPLE UNDER COLOR OF LAW.... EGYPTIANS= ~5000 YEARS ROMANS= ~1000 YEARS AMERICANS=~250 YEARS THE SLAVE REVOLT IS EXPONENTIALLY FASTER WITH EACH RISE OF TYRANNY...
MAKES YOU WONDER HOW LONG IT TOOK THEM TO TRAIN THE DOG FOR THAT CLIP... HAHAHAHA.. 6 MONTH TRAINING COURSE FOR A 6 SECOND CLIP.. COSTS ABOUT 6 GRAND TOO..
Years ago with our familiy's Labrador, my Mom bribed our dog to not bring his stick into the house by giving him a treat. I warned her not to do this. From that point on, until the day he died, he would always look around for a stick to bring into the house, so he could have a treat. Sometimes going BACK outside to get one. God Bless you, Grendel. Miss you, Big Guy.
Just wanted to say that I listened to your book today on audible. Needless to say, the wife will be ordering a hard copy to add to my library. Very well written and a heart rending story. I appreciate you sharing your story with us and have to say as a 53 year old guy, you had me on the verge of tears several times. Prayers are with you and your family.
Canadian here, I just love patriotic Americans, you guys are actually so great 😂 I love my country but your 4th of July celebrations get me giggling year after year, I wish we went all out like that 😅
The thing that saved Crocs was the prison system. They're durable, can be worn in the shower, and can be orange. Plus, it's really hard to beat people to death with them.
Sure. But if you wear Crocs, and you *aren't* in prison, there is something deeply, deeply, deeply wrong with you. Says a dude who hasn't owned a pair of shoes that weren't combat boots since 1996. 😂
I'm from Washington state but I had a southern accent when I was a kid because my dad never lost his Arkansas accent. The accent can still be heard when either of us is angry.😂
If'n y'all haven't quite noticed; one of Tyler's talents is character/voice acting. I reckon he can probably break into at least twenty worldwide accents at will. My brother and I are just like Tyler & Deev and, funny enough, my brother one day recommended Zeducation to me, not knowing that I'd already been watching it for two years. I always thought most people could do voices to some extent, but lately I've been hearing evidence to the opposite.
Tyler was in the AirForce; basic is in Texas and I think most tech schools are in the South/Southwest🙂 Plus, he live in Texas for a few years as a kid.
My Australian cattle dog got sprayed by a skunk and then she killed it and ate the reared out of it. She was so proud and smelled so bad. I washed her with hydrogen peroxide which works better than tomato juice but her breath was kickin like karate for 2 weeks.
Years ago our dog got sprayed by a skunk. He slept in the garage and the smell permeated our house so bad we went to the wife's parents' house. After that night it was stinky, but tolerable. Nothing got rid of the smell, just time. RIP Emerson, The Greatest Dog That Ever Lived.
And I thought having a stink bug fly in my mouth was bad. I spit it out immediately but the after taste was like a burning sensation that lasted for like 15 minutes. Kind of a long time but doesn't compare to getting sprayed by a skunk.
Not only are Crocs the dumbest shoes ever made. They were originally CHEAP. Now that they're somewhat popular, people are paying $50 or more for a piece of rubber.
I own a plastics fabrication shop.. Under Biden, the prices of materials (rubber is a plastics material) have doubled and tripled, depending on material type. But I couldnt agree more.. dumb shoes! Almost as dumb as people paying hundreds, or even thousands, for some Nikes
Fun fact: There's no such thing as men's sports. There is no rule in the NFL, NHL, MLB, NBA, etc. against women joining their sports teams. They simply have to perform at the same level as the other players.
My grandson recently graduated from Army boot camp. First time I saw him I expected this teenage boy to look like a bulked man. He didn't look any different. I questioned him about it and he said that boot camp "was easy". My grandson is not a jock, so how could it have been easy? Maybe the Biden admin. really doesn't want to make soldiers? Fortunately, he is a medic.
They are full of DEI transgender leaders in the Pentagon. My son graduated a couple of years after 9/11 and he went from scrawny to bulk. The drill sergeants can't yell at them anymore.....feelings and all 😢
i went in at 160 ,came home at 240. our boot camp was a little over 12 week's. 18 inch arm's, benching 350. and i was NOWHERE near the stongest in even my platoon.
By the time we were 40ish, we had already switched to the little cabins at the KOA campgrounds. We once got one with AC. Hotels. We go with hotels these days.
My dignity must be WAY DOWN there, because here in CA, I go to Monterey Park and buy the Chinese knock-offs for around a fifth of the price and they actually last longer.
As a Louisiana resident, I think the alligators are more likely to be pets in Florida. The real swamps tend to be more out in the sticks. But we have gotten a water moccasin in our pool in New Orleans, so who knows what’s really going on in central Louisiana, where it’s more swampy (as far as geography goes). Our alligators tend to be smaller than Florida ones, so there may be some kept as pets, who knows?! There are boat rides where you can feed them marshmallows in the bayou, but that’s a little closer than I’m willing to get. Happy Independence Day Tyler, Deev, and Meagan (I hope I spelled your name right!)! Thank you for your service, Tyler, and I hope you all have a wonderful weekend!
As a (somewhat) Central Louisianan, we (my parents) had a large pond growing up (about 1.5 acres) that was stocked with a few types of fish... we constantly had to kill water moccasins, snapping turtles, gar, and even a few alligator turtles... the guy that lived a few miles down the road (practically a neighbor in the country area we lived in) would have to kill an alligator about once a month (most of the year, each year) since he lived on the edge of a bayou... they were usually around 7 to 8 feet long. we would always have gator meat in the freezer because of him. great guy too...
The Lou is one truly a one of a kind state. Growing up in Tx and having relatives there I that I could only understand half of them but I got it down now lol.
I'm amazed at the control that Labrador had over that tree branch. Two doors and several furnitures passed without getting the edge caught. Very nice. Much like the father (the" king"), the Boston Tea Party reenactment cracked me up.
We have those trees all over the place. You have to hire a professional to take them down. My friend had three of them fall into his house during a freak tornado. It took a little over a year for the repairs to get finished.
What were they? Other than taking on more than they were capable of. Jacks are used in the woods where if you screw up there’s not a house behind you. I wonder if the jack failed and collapsed causing the tree to sit back. Always pound wedges with your jack.
@@HubertofLiege Excellent question! When dropping a tree, you cut a triangle on the front, in the direction you want it to go. That's called the face-cut. On the back of the tree, you cut straight towards the crest of that triangle. That's your back-cut. The "meat" that's left in the middle is called your hinge wood. The tree will tilt on that exact spot at is falls. You need to go roughly 1/3 of the way through the tree for the face cut. You are leaving behind the thickest part of the tree for hinge wood making it stable. This goober went only 1/5 of the way though meaning that as you make the back cut it allows more weight to lean against you. The hinge is too far forward which will make it wanna come backward. On top of that, he kept cutting and you can see where very little hinge wood was left over. The biggest mistakes were a shallow face-cut and a deep back-cut. On a large tree that's a recipe for disaster.
We have two guys at the end of our cul-de-sac that try to outdo each other in fireworks every year. We all put our lawn chairs on the street and enjoy the sights and sounds and smells. Then we help clean up the trash. It's a really nice time.
I farted right as the fart squirrel came up and am sitting here alone laughing my ass off. It pays to be easily amused when speinding holidays alone! 🤣🤣🤣
@@thomasgirty6397 I am a 57 year old woman. 🤣 I was gonna say that but old ladies already gross people out by just existng so I just went for the laughs.
@@ArtistryBranson Thanks man! the best part is I had just eaten a shit ton of garlic so... I love garlic and get a kick out of farting (my daughter was non-plussed lol) and that may be part of why I spend holidays alone. 🤣🤣🤣
I had a skunk get in my house, the dog attacked it, and then it sprayed in my dining room. We tried cleaning it, but after insurance got involved, they replaced most of our furniture and carpet. Then we had to paint every room because the smell was stuck to our walls..... Since then, the smell of a skunk makes me physically ill. I would not wish a skunk's spray on my worst enemy.
@@Fra-jc9ge we did get the smell gone. Replaced the nearby furniture, repainted, and ran an O-Zone machine for a few days... I had replaced the floor in the laundry room after a water heater leaked. I left a hole around the pipes of about 1.5 inches between the pipes and the skunk got in there. I put a trap under the house with a can of tuna for bait and got him the first night. I have sealed up everything I can think of and haven't had any problems since. I have learned a lot. Skunks will not spray what they can't see, so approaching the cage walked with a sheet in front of me and draped it over the cage. Peroxide+Dawn+Baking Soda gets the smell out of many things, including pets (our dog attacked the skunk in the house) I wish I knew someone to deter skunks, but sealing up holes is the most important. One I didn't think about is under the Central Heat & Air unit. Many small animals get under the house through there.
"Liberals don't have a flag" I need a bumper sticker for that! 🤣 Also: Where I work, that's called "box-switching". Three things WILL happen to you: (1) You'll be walked out by a small gang of managers. (2) You'll be trespassed from the store. Permanently. (3) The police will come out to deal with you. Box-switching is pretty the same thing as shoplifting; not worth doing.
20:54 The first time I had Cin-a-bun was at Alasad Airbase in Iraq. When we traveled through Camp Victory, we called the Taco Bell sign the "Guiding light of the chalupa." Our ability to weaponize fast food is our most dangerous tactic. We hand out heart disease and diabetes to the world and expect to be worshipped in return.
Basketball was a girls sport in the UK called Netball. Baseball was also a girls game called rounders American Football is a cross between Rugby and a game of pile on.
4:10 Speaking as a Brit, we're very proud of our abilities to spread democracy, science, medicine, education and entertainment around the world for so many centuries, as well as the independence days, a word which we British know how to spell correctly. Toodle-pip!
The clue is in the song Rule Britannia , " Britain never never never shall be slaves". We have no one to break free from we are masters of our own destiny.
@@surfaceten510n *conquered by Romans* That was totally us, we have Roman heritage. *conquered by Saxons* Yeah, we're 'Anglo-Saxons' now! *conquered by Normans* None of our monarchs are legitimate unless they can draw a line to William I, the violent invader who killed our king and took power by force. Read more.
My "little buddy" Harvey used to get sprayed pretty often. Ex wife found a recipe online for "Skunk De-stinkifier". It was a mixture of Dawn dish soap, Hydrogen Peroxide, and Baking Soda. It worked great. Put him in the tub, lathered him up, rinsed, repeat a second time and dry him off. It worked so well, he could sleep on the bed once dry. We kept it premixed under the sink. The vet said some dogs only need to get sprayed once, others never stop chasing them.
Anyone else think it’s funny that on July 4th, England is having an election to get rid of their oppressive government that’s being run by foreigners?🤣
And on November 5th, England will be celebrating the failure of someone to get rid of the government while the US will be doing something that might come close to an election.
British sweetheart, British. Educate yourself. I can assure you our Government isn't oppressive, if it were we wouldn't have a choice. At least the leaders of our various parties aren't suffering from dementia.
@@Trollificusv2 Well! I don't suppose for one moment that you have heard of the Tariff Act of 1789. But let me explain, historically in the North American colonies taxes were gathered through custom duties and tariffs, which under The Crown averaged 1-1.5%, but after independence the Tariff Act of 1789 initially increased this to 5%, of course, they then rose again to 12.5% by 1812. Then we had the War of 1812 and the US Government increased the tariffs to 25%, 35% in 1816 and by the 1820's the tariffs averaged 40%. So, when you accuse me of lying, which I take exception to, I have to accept that I was mistaken in my estimate. In fact, the increase was far, far higher. I don't suppose you've ever heard of the Whiskey Rebellion either? I'd advise you to read up on these things (which I know you wont) before ham fistedly banging out ignorant and rude posts.
Tyler fun fact for you. Basketball was first played in Springfield MA, close to where I live. They have the Basketball Hall Fame event every year. Players are inducted into the Hall of Fame and many players come.
@@paulahaller And you trust them ? ... I am a truck driver and I have seen every method of "the merge"....It works much better if EVERY driver merges at least a mile before....but....the idiots who don't care are the ones backing traffic up...F 'em...selfish bastards can wait
Yep. The last one on merging over…. People will blast by to get ahead and intentionally squeeeeze in making people stop to let them in … all because they want to be ahead. Thing is… no matter how much you blast up ahead, you’ll always be behind the person in front of YOU!!
Happy 4th of July everyone!
Happy 4th, Tyler and Crew!!! 🎉
And back at you broski
IT IS INDEPENDENCE DAY, not "4th of July."
Happy Independence Day! I'm in Provo for the 4th lol 😎
basketball invented in ontario canada , and a peach basket
Will Smith did not save us from the aliens, Randy Quaid did.
Damn right! I say a prayer every Independence Day for Russell Case.
It was Jeff Goldblum's idea. Nerds rule.
Nah Quad took down one ship. Smith/Goldbloom nuked the orbital mothership
Get that spaghetti out yo mouth!
No one did. At least one is in the WH right now.😂
Props to that dog for carrying that branch and not hitting any walls or getting stuck.
Right?!❤
The dog is smarter than biden
Yeah, he's a good pup, I thought he'd destroy the place taking it back out.
He's having the time of his life!
Our dogs got sprayed by a skunk.
Happy 248th birthday to our Constitutional Republic! 🇺🇸
though the first eleven years there was no Constitution.
Today my celebration will be a quiet one. Instead I will contemplate and pray for the life of our country. Finally we have a ray of hope after all we have been through. Nov. 5 can't come soon enough. At no time in my rather long life have I ever been so worried about our country.
@@libertyresearch-iu4fythe 4th is about Independence from the tyrannical regime in England. You are confused about the declaration of independence with the signing of the constitution. Both are equally important for different reasons.
@@Juno-z4n And you are apparently confused about the years they were written.
@@libertyresearch-iu4fy IT WAS IMPLIED, UNTIL GREEDY SPOILED CHILDREN BOUGTH THEMSELVES A DELUSION OF POWER, THERE WAS NO NEED FOR ONE, THE RIGHTS WERE INHERENT AND NEEDED NO EXPLANATIONS... NOW WE HAVE TO SPELL OUT THE DEFINITIONS OF EVERY WORD WHILE SPOILED CHILDREN IGNORE THEM...BUT JUST OPEN A HISTORY BOOK TO FIND OUT HOW IT ENDS FOR THE SPOILED CHILDREN WHO THINK THEY CAN RULE THE PEOPLE UNDER COLOR OF LAW....
EGYPTIANS= ~5000 YEARS
ROMANS= ~1000 YEARS
AMERICANS=~250 YEARS
THE SLAVE REVOLT IS EXPONENTIALLY FASTER WITH EACH RISE OF TYRANNY...
If your dog gets skunked, take tomato juice, add (cheap) vodka, Worchestershire sauce, and drink it until the smell goes away.
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My neighbor used vagisil on her dog 😮😮😮😮 I was like wtf… said it works
Idiocracy wasn't a movie, it was prophecy.
Sadly
Same as "they live"
Tyler asking Boeing not to sue him is a wildly optimistic appraisal of what Boeing will do to you.
That was *actual secret video taken by one of the whistleblowers!!!
@@OldsmobileCutlass1969Va Interesting username. I have a 69Cutlass convertible in VA. I thought you were me for a second.
@@OldsmobileCutlass1969Vagreat car.
😆😂😂😂🤣👏🏾
boeing has whistleblowers that commit suicide no that was h clinton.
That black dog has EXCELLENT situational awareness 😮❤😮
I think that was a human in a dog's suit.
MAKES YOU WONDER HOW LONG IT TOOK THEM TO TRAIN THE DOG FOR THAT CLIP... HAHAHAHA.. 6 MONTH TRAINING COURSE FOR A 6 SECOND CLIP.. COSTS ABOUT 6 GRAND TOO..
@@leonIdas002Why are you yelling?
very smart dog. funny when she said, get that off the couch instead of get that out of the house.
Years ago with our familiy's Labrador, my Mom bribed our dog to not bring his stick into the house by giving him a treat. I warned her not to do this.
From that point on, until the day he died, he would always look around for a stick to bring into the house, so he could have a treat. Sometimes going BACK outside to get one.
God Bless you, Grendel. Miss you, Big Guy.
Got to love that last one.
The Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
The Dad: too busy laughing to care.
Just wanted to say that I listened to your book today on audible. Needless to say, the wife will be ordering a hard copy to add to my library. Very well written and a heart rending story. I appreciate you sharing your story with us and have to say as a 53 year old guy, you had me on the verge of tears several times. Prayers are with you and your family.
Can we just give that dog credit that he brought that tree limb in and took it out without ever hitting the wall or getting stuck in a doorway....
I know! And the woman was STILL pissy!
That's what caught my eye the most about that clip too
Trump needs to say something like “I support breathing” to really put the Uniparty in a bind.
Already been done, so we know how it would play out.
"Donald Trump says to inject fuel oxidizer into your lungs to expel horse metabolic byproducts."
They'll say that "breathing" is wrongspeak and rename it "Inhaling or exhaling" because that doesn't leave out people who cannot breath naturally.
@@n4ughty_knightthey'll say is much harder for the minorities to breath the white privilege air
funny thing is he could also use that as a segue to roast the government for the stupid mask mandates we had
@@n4ughty_knightMore like "respiration" or "gas exchange" simce that's as overly verbose as they like it.
We're not yet watering our crops with Gatorade, but we are vaccinating our cows against bird flu.
Pretty dam close.
@@svenjansen2134 IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES!!
We’re also vaccinating sheep 🐑
Canadian here, I just love patriotic Americans, you guys are actually so great 😂 I love my country but your 4th of July celebrations get me giggling year after year, I wish we went all out like that 😅
The QVC guy was very professional, even after he fractured his skull demonstrating that ladder.
The thing that saved Crocs was the prison system. They're durable, can be worn in the shower, and can be orange. Plus, it's really hard to beat people to death with them.
😂😂😂
Jail: exactly why I won't wear them, or anything orange. Nor will I use a spork.
Sure. But if you wear Crocs, and you *aren't* in prison, there is something deeply, deeply, deeply wrong with you.
Says a dude who hasn't owned a pair of shoes that weren't combat boots since 1996. 😂
You ever met an Asian mom? If she can do it with a slipper she can do it with a croc.
Never worn them nor will I wear any
The best part about aoc dancing around acting like an idiot that the guy she was trying to help get reelected got defeated.
It was not acting.
@@rockitsurjon8629 With AOC, it's *all* acting.
@@chaos.corner Nope, AOC is a natural idiot, no acting required.
@@chaos.corner Acting like an idiot? Just her bein' her.
@@spikespa5208 AOC is dumber than Jar Jar Binks if he had brain damage
My self esteem just rose 2 notches bc I've never owned nor worn crocs. 😂 Thanks, Tyler! Happy 4th to you and your family!
When I first saw them, I thought: "Those are effing ridiculous." My mind has never changed.
Same story with Twitter, actually.
Same😂🎉❤ Happy Independence Day💪😏
Same! I'm so proud.
Wait until your knees go bad then you’ll love crocs
That was cute clip at the end there, the father clearly was enjoying every minute of his kids shenanigans as they protested the water tax. 👌😁
Idiocracy is a documentary.
Not Sure
Ever notice that when Zed turns County Boy he not only develops an accent, he suddenly has an imaginary tobacco dip in his lower lip!😂
It’s funny when Yankees pretend to be southern.
I'm from Washington state but I had a southern accent when I was a kid because my dad never lost his Arkansas accent. The accent can still be heard when either of us is angry.😂
If'n y'all haven't quite noticed; one of Tyler's talents is character/voice acting. I reckon he can probably break into at least twenty worldwide accents at will. My brother and I are just like Tyler & Deev and, funny enough, my brother one day recommended Zeducation to me, not knowing that I'd already been watching it for two years. I always thought most people could do voices to some extent, but lately I've been hearing evidence to the opposite.
Its the by product of being stationed in San Antonio, TX for his military service
Tyler was in the AirForce; basic is in Texas and I think most tech schools are in the South/Southwest🙂 Plus, he live in Texas for a few years as a kid.
Idiocracy coming true, and George Orwell was just 40 years too early. That wasn't camping, it is a new home in 2024.
You ain't lying. I'm now living in my 1997 coachman Mirada full time. Build Back Better busted my dream of home ownership.
@@ddz1375 1976 mobile home that's not ever going to be mobile again.
Crocs was the truest prophecy from Idiocracy
@@tedcollins4684 it's only got 31 thousand miles on it but my fuel pump just shit the bed.
Don’t forget to add “we beat Medicare “ 😂
My Australian cattle dog got sprayed by a skunk and then she killed it and ate the reared out of it. She was so proud and smelled so bad. I washed her with hydrogen peroxide which works better than tomato juice but her breath was kickin like karate for 2 weeks.
wtf 😮😮😮😮
That reminds me," No taxes on tips!" Please pass it on.✌️😎🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
GOD bless the REAL patriots of this country 🙏🙏👍👍
Thanks for making me feel extra smart today. I don't have croc's, never did, never will.
They almost got me with the Croc cowboy boots, but I came to my senses.🤮
I bought a pair and tried them and HATED them
Can’t wear them. My feet are too thin to keep them on.
You won't catch me in hey dudes or Croc's
They are slippers people.
They ain't goin on my feet.
He forgot "My Butts been wiped"
Years ago our dog got sprayed by a skunk. He slept in the garage and the smell permeated our house so bad we went to the wife's parents' house. After that night it was stinky, but tolerable. Nothing got rid of the smell, just time. RIP Emerson, The Greatest Dog That Ever Lived.
I’m a Brit. You see it as a victory. We see it as a lucky escape. 😅 Happy 4th Of July guys. 🤘
Scary thought: when AOC turns 35, she'll be old enough to run for the presidency. And we thought Kamala reaching that point was frightening...😬
I hope she wins. It will show us all that the vote isn't real or that certain people should be forbidden to vote.
@@michaeldavid6832isn't that already happening in her district?! I keep hearing no one likes her, how is she winning?
Wait, you have to be 35 before you can run for president of the USA? I did not know there was an age limit.
Believe it or not, some parts of the Constitution are still adhered to.
@@spikespa5208 For now.
Anyone else got the “Obama asking for $5 “ ad? 😂 you’ve been infiltrated Tyler
No but I got Cameltoe Harris asking for it.
yes! every single time. I mute it then skip it.
I got the ad with DeNiro talking about drinking bleach and other nonsense.
I've tried blocking them several time...just keep on coming back.
Every other video I am seeing that ninja begging me for 5 dollars.
Another 4th without an elected President.
A (s)elected one yes
Yup
And it's been that way for at least 8 years
Next year will be epic!
@@michaela6147 Nope. Trump was an outsider and was elected against the wishes of the elites.
Basketball was invented in Canada. So was Lacrosse and Ringette.
I totally agree on the Crocs. They are hideous. I told my husband to immediately put me in a home if I ever buy a pair, because I have lost my mind.
Crocs are only good for one thing, gardening.
Happy Freedom Day, may we preserve our Constitutional Republic for our children.
lol
@@blakebortles6098troll
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That grill wasnt even on. Lmao
That's why they didn't look cooked!!
I'm not surprised that retriever 'retrieved' that branch. Mine would do the same. That he actually took it back outside impresses me to no end. :)
And didn't catch it on the doorways once!
That hank hill impression was on point
Dr. James Naismith, undisputedly credited as the inventor of the game of basketball, was born in Ontario, Canada on November 6, 1861. FYI.
I got sprayed by a skunk....it was like having your ears boxed, nose punched and eyes poked ....all at once.
And then it stunk.
Yep, one of my dogs makes a sport of charging at skunks
And I thought having a stink bug fly in my mouth was bad. I spit it out immediately but the after taste was like a burning sensation that lasted for like 15 minutes. Kind of a long time but doesn't compare to getting sprayed by a skunk.
@@HoustonRebel😂❤
So...
It was a Three Stooges skunk?
@@wilburrrrr742 ha ha....good one.
Not only are Crocs the dumbest shoes ever made. They were originally CHEAP. Now that they're somewhat popular, people are paying $50 or more for a piece of rubber.
That's why I get annoyed when something mundane becomes popular
Bro they’re always on sale you can pick up a pair for $20 if you shop sales
I own a plastics fabrication shop.. Under Biden, the prices of materials (rubber is a plastics material) have doubled and tripled, depending on material type.
But I couldnt agree more.. dumb shoes! Almost as dumb as people paying hundreds, or even thousands, for some Nikes
@@zeno5689 Oh gawd. This is why we need an asteroid.
@@cecilyerker I ain't looking for crocks on sale my guy.
Fun fact: There's no such thing as men's sports. There is no rule in the NFL, NHL, MLB, NBA, etc. against women joining their sports teams. They simply have to perform at the same level as the other players.
Another fun fact: Will Smith didn't save the world. Randy Quaid did!
6:00 Actually a Canadian invented Basketball. So really that meme hits Canada too lol.
Lee Greenwood! I got to play a gig with him several years ago. Such a humble man. He probably said this joke once too. Lol😂
Biden read the entire teleprompter again… Ron burgundy 🤣🤣🤣
My grandson recently graduated from Army boot camp. First time I saw him I expected this teenage boy to look like a bulked man. He didn't look any different. I questioned him about it and he said that boot camp "was easy". My grandson is not a jock, so how could it have been easy? Maybe the Biden admin. really doesn't want to make soldiers? Fortunately, he is a medic.
They are full of DEI transgender leaders in the Pentagon. My son graduated a couple of years after 9/11 and he went from scrawny to bulk. The drill sergeants can't yell at them anymore.....feelings and all 😢
the standard varies by branch. Air force can supposedly go for an hour walk and get pt credit
i went in at 160 ,came home at 240. our boot camp was a little over 12 week's. 18 inch arm's, benching 350. and i was NOWHERE near the stongest in even my platoon.
Unfortunately for the soldiers in his care. No offense, but that's scary... it wasn't easy for me in 90
@@thomasgirty6397 Wow that is amazing!
You'll be amazed how willingly you will jettison your camping standards after you turn 50!
Nah... Biggest upgrade I use is an air mattress (auto inflation) under my sleeping bag!
@@OldsmobileCutlass1969Vanice virtue signaling gramps
By the time we were 40ish, we had already switched to the little cabins at the KOA campgrounds. We once got one with AC.
Hotels. We go with hotels these days.
True. My back wont allow my roughing it idealist standards anymore.
Then why go at all? Stay home if you don't like it.
1:54 Carbohydrates are of far greater concern to health than cholesterol and/or salt.
The last clip... that family is hilarious. The kids pranking their parents, the parents pranking each other.... so funny.
They took my camo crocs in jail and made me wear the orange ones.
Was found not guilty. Stay free America!
You guilty of wearing crocs😅
Then he asked for his own crocs back and they said "Sorry. They're camo. Couldn't find 'em."
Naw man, I got the crocs back. Wearing them rn. 2016 camo crocs get some! (American flag shotgun guy🇺🇸🐢)
Do these things ever wear out?
Do you know why Crocs have holes in them?
To let your dignity escape. 😂
😂😂😂
So people can see my socks
Never going to buy them ever!
your mom
My dignity must be WAY DOWN there, because here in CA, I go to Monterey Park and buy the Chinese knock-offs for around a fifth of the price and they actually last longer.
These were exceptional today. Happy birthday, 'Murica!!!
God bless America ! And Canada!
I'm also part of the problem as a wearer of Crocs.
Let's not forget Jeff Goldblum, Randy Quaid, and Bill Pullman. 8:06
Respect the dog. He found a nice stick.
As a Louisiana resident, I think the alligators are more likely to be pets in Florida. The real swamps tend to be more out in the sticks. But we have gotten a water moccasin in our pool in New Orleans, so who knows what’s really going on in central Louisiana, where it’s more swampy (as far as geography goes). Our alligators tend to be smaller than Florida ones, so there may be some kept as pets, who knows?! There are boat rides where you can feed them marshmallows in the bayou, but that’s a little closer than I’m willing to get.
Happy Independence Day Tyler, Deev, and Meagan (I hope I spelled your name right!)! Thank you for your service, Tyler, and I hope you all have a wonderful weekend!
As a (somewhat) Central Louisianan, we (my parents) had a large pond growing up (about 1.5 acres) that was stocked with a few types of fish... we constantly had to kill water moccasins, snapping turtles, gar, and even a few alligator turtles... the guy that lived a few miles down the road (practically a neighbor in the country area we lived in) would have to kill an alligator about once a month (most of the year, each year) since he lived on the edge of a bayou... they were usually around 7 to 8 feet long. we would always have gator meat in the freezer because of him. great guy too...
Thank you for calling today what it is INDEPENDENCE DAY!
From louisiana too and I agree
The Lou is one truly a one of a kind state. Growing up in Tx and having relatives there I that I could only understand half of them but I got it down now lol.
Up northwest at Shreveport, Cross Lake has its alligators. I know, I done seen-em.
I envisioned the Black Lab saying, "Look What I Found, Can I Keep It?!?"
I'm amazed at the control that Labrador had over that tree branch. Two doors and several furnitures passed without getting the edge caught. Very nice.
Much like the father (the" king"), the Boston Tea Party reenactment cracked me up.
Professional tree guy here. I can definitely see all the mistakes made in that big pine and holy crap it’s more than you realize.
We have those trees all over the place. You have to hire a professional to take them down. My friend had three of them fall into his house during a freak tornado. It took a little over a year for the repairs to get finished.
What were they?
Other than taking on more than they were capable of. Jacks are used in the woods where if you screw up there’s not a house behind you.
I wonder if the jack failed and collapsed causing the tree to sit back. Always pound wedges with your jack.
Yeah... They should have used a Stihl saw! 🤣
@@HubertofLiege Excellent question! When dropping a tree, you cut a triangle on the front, in the direction you want it to go. That's called the face-cut. On the back of the tree, you cut straight towards the crest of that triangle. That's your back-cut. The "meat" that's left in the middle is called your hinge wood. The tree will tilt on that exact spot at is falls. You need to go roughly 1/3 of the way through the tree for the face cut. You are leaving behind the thickest part of the tree for hinge wood making it stable. This goober went only 1/5 of the way though meaning that as you make the back cut it allows more weight to lean against you. The hinge is too far forward which will make it wanna come backward. On top of that, he kept cutting and you can see where very little hinge wood was left over. The biggest mistakes were a shallow face-cut and a deep back-cut. On a large tree that's a recipe for disaster.
@@HubertofLiege Dropping a tree of this size is actually not that difficult if you understand the technique.
We have two guys at the end of our cul-de-sac that try to outdo each other in fireworks every year. We all put our lawn chairs on the street and enjoy the sights and sounds and smells. Then we help clean up the trash. It's a really nice time.
There is a distinct difference between an "expiration" date and a "BEST" used-by date.
I go by look, smell and when feeling courageous, taste.
Those of you that are considering buying Tyler’s book… Do it… Phenomenally well-written. Next to Tyler, Tree is my favorite character. ❤
Happy 4th of July to the USA!!!
Love from Canada 🇨🇦❤🇺🇸
Girls in the 70s and 80s tried out for High School Football and Baseball. The guys didn't mind tackling the girls. LOL
I farted right as the fart squirrel came up and am sitting here alone laughing my ass off. It pays to be easily amused when speinding holidays alone! 🤣🤣🤣
AHH.... it's a guy thing. women will never understand.
@@thomasgirty6397 I am a 57 year old woman. 🤣 I was gonna say that but old ladies already gross people out by just existng so I just went for the laughs.
But you're no longer laughing alone. Thanks for sharing!
The story, not the fart itself. 😂
@@ArtistryBranson Thanks man! the best part is I had just eaten a shit ton of garlic so... I love garlic and get a kick out of farting (my daughter was non-plussed lol) and that may be part of why I spend holidays alone. 🤣🤣🤣
I had a skunk get in my house, the dog attacked it, and then it sprayed in my dining room. We tried cleaning it, but after insurance got involved, they replaced most of our furniture and carpet. Then we had to paint every room because the smell was stuck to our walls..... Since then, the smell of a skunk makes me physically ill. I would not wish a skunk's spray on my worst enemy.
Did you manage to get the smell gone? Also,how did it get in? Skunk proof now? Anything skunks don't like or would make them think twice?
@@Fra-jc9ge we did get the smell gone. Replaced the nearby furniture, repainted, and ran an O-Zone machine for a few days...
I had replaced the floor in the laundry room after a water heater leaked. I left a hole around the pipes of about 1.5 inches between the pipes and the skunk got in there. I put a trap under the house with a can of tuna for bait and got him the first night.
I have sealed up everything I can think of and haven't had any problems since.
I have learned a lot. Skunks will not spray what they can't see, so approaching the cage walked with a sheet in front of me and draped it over the cage.
Peroxide+Dawn+Baking Soda gets the smell out of many things, including pets (our dog attacked the skunk in the house)
I wish I knew someone to deter skunks, but sealing up holes is the most important. One I didn't think about is under the Central Heat & Air unit. Many small animals get under the house through there.
I lost this challenge miserably at 13:25 when the baseball announcer said, “Are you kidding? He’s still after it??” Oh, damn. 😂🤣
"Liberals don't have a flag" I need a bumper sticker for that! 🤣
Also: Where I work, that's called "box-switching". Three things WILL happen to you: (1) You'll be walked out by a small gang of managers. (2) You'll be trespassed from the store. Permanently. (3) The police will come out to deal with you.
Box-switching is pretty the same thing as shoplifting; not worth doing.
Ladder guy had it upside down.
Little known fact. Idiocracy was originally penned as a cautionary tale by a time traveler from next month.
Also, bacon=man lettuce
As a mom of 4 and a grandma of 4 and a preschool teacher for 30 years the "Pooh" one got me. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
I was actually waiting for Tyler to do his standard :
" Grow up ! " 🤣🤣🤣
@@eddie-g-6452 With him being a dad now, I am certain he felt that one deep in his soul. LOL No more "Grow Up"!
The water tax: the parents reaction was hilarious. Dad’s doubled over in laughter and Mom has the OMG face.
Tyler hasn't even said "go" and I'm already laughing at the. Absurdity of his punishment.... 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
20:54
The first time I had Cin-a-bun was at Alasad Airbase in Iraq. When we traveled through Camp Victory, we called the Taco Bell sign the "Guiding light of the chalupa." Our ability to weaponize fast food is our most dangerous tactic. We hand out heart disease and diabetes to the world and expect to be worshipped in return.
Also remember, “DON’T pet the fluffy cows!”…🤦🏻♂️
Evolution in action. Pet the fluffy cows.
Darwin approves of the selfie taking with the fuzzy cows!
Basketball was invented by a Canadian teaching in the US . James Nessmith.
Basketball was a girls sport in the UK called Netball. Baseball was also a girls game called rounders American Football is a cross between Rugby and a game of pile on.
@@surfaceten510nyour men are so weak the women invent games to experience testosterone
Noooooo.... Next your going to say he was white F OFF
And American football was copied from Canadians as well.
Actually football as we know it was a ancient Greek sport @@ralphvelthuis2359
I'm from Massachusetts and that last one made me laugh my ass off.
4:10 Speaking as a Brit, we're very proud of our abilities to spread democracy, science, medicine, education and entertainment around the world for so many centuries, as well as the independence days, a word which we British know how to spell correctly. Toodle-pip!
Unfortunately they tend to forget from whence they originated. Bless them.
Sorry you got spanked by farmers, but you don't have to be so butthurt
"Speading democracy!" Is the biggest CON yet.
Love the Brits, you're fun and funny and you're going to be missed.
Goodbye. farewell. See ya'all.
Jeff Goldblum saved the world in Independence Day, Will Smith was his chauffer
...and redneck Randy Quaid committed suicide so the elites could enjoy tea, crumpets, and cheap but ruined land the next day to redevelop.
😂
I’m British but Happy 4th. You’ve done awfully well since we set you off on the road to success 😂
Dude!!!
The real kicker is that us Brits 🇬🇧 don’t have an Independence Day of our own!😢
😢❤😢
The clue is in the song Rule Britannia , " Britain never never never shall be slaves". We have no one to break free from we are masters of our own destiny.
@@surfaceten510n *conquered by Romans* That was totally us, we have Roman heritage. *conquered by Saxons* Yeah, we're 'Anglo-Saxons' now! *conquered by Normans* None of our monarchs are legitimate unless they can draw a line to William I, the violent invader who killed our king and took power by force.
Read more.
@@dawnfire82 and became British
And you never will if you keep letting the powers that be take your guns (and knives, and spoons and...). You need to have your own revolution!
Pizza and beer helps get your friends to help you move
My "little buddy" Harvey used to get sprayed pretty often. Ex wife found a recipe online for "Skunk De-stinkifier". It was a mixture of Dawn dish soap, Hydrogen Peroxide, and Baking Soda. It worked great. Put him in the tub, lathered him up, rinsed, repeat a second time and dry him off. It worked so well, he could sleep on the bed once dry. We kept it premixed under the sink. The vet said some dogs only need to get sprayed once, others never stop chasing them.
Anyone else think it’s funny that on July 4th, England is having an election to get rid of their oppressive government that’s being run by foreigners?🤣
And on November 5th, England will be celebrating the failure of someone to get rid of the government while the US will be doing something that might come close to an election.
British sweetheart, British. Educate yourself. I can assure you our Government isn't oppressive, if it were we wouldn't have a choice. At least the leaders of our various parties aren't suffering from dementia.
@@jsemplefelton5348 It’s funny how you think that matters.🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
The thing with Animal Farm is that all animals are equal but some are more equal.
@@hhealy7199 have you read Brave New World?
One thing I think every American from the USA should remember on the 4th of July is that taxes rose by 1000% AFTER independence.
I think that could use some clarification.
Otherwise, I think you're lying.
Old King George is probably rolling over with laughter in his grave at all the taxes we have now.
@@Trollificusv2 Well! I don't suppose for one moment that you have heard of the Tariff Act of 1789. But let me explain, historically in the North American colonies taxes were gathered through custom duties and tariffs, which under The Crown averaged 1-1.5%, but after independence the Tariff Act of 1789 initially increased this to 5%, of course, they then rose again to 12.5% by 1812. Then we had the War of 1812 and the US Government increased the tariffs to 25%, 35% in 1816 and by the 1820's the tariffs averaged 40%.
So, when you accuse me of lying, which I take exception to, I have to accept that I was mistaken in my estimate. In fact, the increase was far, far higher.
I don't suppose you've ever heard of the Whiskey Rebellion either? I'd advise you to read up on these things (which I know you wont) before ham fistedly banging out ignorant and rude posts.
The Federal Reserve owns all the money. We are borrowers. ALWAYS in debt to the WEF CFR world government. They're just more BLATENT about it now.
Technically no, taxes did not get out of control until the early 1900s.
Happy 4th of July! I'm Canadian but I love how pumped Americans get for their own country! 'Merica!
Tyler fun fact for you. Basketball was first played in Springfield MA, close to where I live. They have the Basketball Hall Fame event every year. Players are inducted into the Hall of Fame and many players come.
3:34 * purchased
Baughton does not equal anything.
It's just a town in the UK.
I proudly can say I do not own Crocs!
They are like plastic sandals and Scholls had an illegitemate baby.
@@surfaceten510n Ain’t that the truth! 😆
Never.
Happy birthday America, best wishes from Refrom UK. Yes I just voted.
I agree with you Tyler. If they see the sign and zip up to the front, they can wait. They're not getting in on my watch!
MNDOT has been trying to get people to use *both* lanes and then merge at the merge sign for decades as traffic moves much more effectively that way.
@@paulahaller And you trust them ? ... I am a truck driver and I have seen every method of "the merge"....It works much better if EVERY driver merges at least a mile before....but....the idiots who don't care are the ones backing traffic up...F 'em...selfish bastards can wait
@@paulahaller Yeah but they forget, in order for this to work, people have to be willing to let others in.
@@FARCRYFRY yup. Every other car.
I’m zipping to the front.
Not my fault everyone else was stupid and merged too soon.
Man that little girl is going to be a keeper when she gets older. Already beautiful and a hunter and she's like 9.
Yep. The last one on merging over…. People will blast by to get ahead and intentionally squeeeeze in making people stop to let them in … all because they want to be ahead. Thing is… no matter how much you blast up ahead, you’ll always be behind the person in front of YOU!!
Okay, the fart squirrel got me, that was good.
What, just that one ? Geez Louise, lighten up bro
Happy Thursday Zeducation and everyone else thats watching this video wherever you are from
Sylvester Stallone, Kevin Sorbo, Chris Pratt, Morgan Freeman definately didn't go off the rails.
Denzel Washington and his son.
Keenue Reeves pretty cool too.
also Mike Rowe from dirty job's. he give's excellent life advice for young people. if they would only listen.
As a kid we got fireworks once and I nearly shot my thumb and index finger off. My father said- thats burning money, I rather piss it away on beer😂😂😂😂
"Welcome to Costco, I love you." 🤣