I planned to be an English major, so I could go into journalism, but ended up switching to Religion and became a minister. God works in mysterious ways.
Much better path. Journalist just spread propaganda today if they work for any of these news companies or if you want to report honestly you have to do it independently without someone gate keeping the "proper" narative.
I would love just 30 minutes of that girls time. Like I would not yell I would not scream. I would just ask her a series of questions and let herself lead her to the answers.
@@The_Patriarchy_69 If you are the only sane person in a group of lunatics, you won't make them sane, they will make you crazy. And you won't even realized it happened.
they mean because golf fans are 1) willing to ADMIT they are golf fans to normal people 2) willing to wear clothes the rest of us stopped wearing in public right around when we stopped needing a sippy cup.. not because there is any real danger in golf. maybe a turned ankle on a wet green..
That mom would've done exactly that, just for the attention and to get an excuse to shove the kid back to the dad. And that's what pisses them bitches so off, as they can't handle their kids, their emotions, their bodies, money, which wasn't theirs but they got rid of it; then looking at this dude, with barely any effort handling the baby, talking business, staying cool, hanging loose, entertaining us... even the dog looks happy.
I really liked "the cut down some trees" to make paper for money printing. "Federal Reserve notes are a blend of 25 percent linen and 75 percent cotton"
Yup... Wish she and Kamala werent debarred as judges for violating the constitution... at least as judges they didnt screw up the entire country. Seriously, look up how they lost their job as judges.. Kamala fought a higher court trying to keep an innocent man on death row for selfish reasons when the California Srate supreme court forced her to admit the evidence that proved the guys innocence... 6th ammendment violation... and AoC tried to deny several people their right to trial by jury, tried running things like Judge Judy, only without the written agreement in advance to forgo the Jury and allow the cameras. (You CAN agree to have a judge make the decisions in civil cases, but not criminal cases, but this requires an agreement by the plaintiff and defendant in advance)
True story: My husband, early 50’s, has a brain injury and is an amputee. He doesn’t watch news, TikTok, RUclips, etc. He still thinks like it’s 1998. His prosthetists office was having a fruit bowl to celebrate, don’t remember what, for their clients/patients in the waiting area. An elderly man remarked, what happened to all the bananas? My husband standing at the desk, quipped back, it was them damn monkeys. They got them all. Both receptionists, not wite, gasped audibly and looked at each other for a second or 2, deciding what to do, I guess. My husband was bewildered and looked at me, like, what did I say?. I barely shook my head, which he knows means to say nothing else. It made me furious. Regular words from the English language that certain people can’t say is stupid. And confusing people that don’t know any better is doubly stupid. They and I, were lucky they chose not to say anything to him.
The blonde who wants to print money could easily be one of our last 20 presidents here (Argentina). Luckily we are changing course. Greetings from Patagonia.
I sincerely hope things work out for Argentina and libertarianism and anti-corruption catches the popular imagination and spreads to the USA and Europe.
@@jacquisouza5008 No, we are building a wall. I'm just joking, I also think that in November you will no longer need to go to another country. In any case, you are always welcome.
I don't know if that money printer girl is real or not but there ARE people out there who genuinely think like this and they are in positions of power..
If I came home to this problem, I wouldn't have that problem anymore. She'd become someone else's problem, and I'd be a free man. I'd be $15k poorer, but I'd consider it worth it.
I would agree, but I would like to see first what is he wearing. He does not seem to be be too worried about the costume, but more about the money. So he may be be into it, but only after they buy a "house for furies". I do not believe that I am living on the same planet with these people.
The one inflation chick literally sounds like Jared Bernstein, Biden's chief of the Council of Economic Advisers. Anyone who doesn't know or who doesn't believe me should look up that interview.
so, he’s been advising Biden on the economy all this time? That’s why this economy is all effed up. Because Biden will do whatever these advisers tell him to do I think I’m going to hold this guy personally responsible for the countries economy. that clip will go down in infamy.
whats realy sad to me is it looks like she may have a toddler sit in the back of the car, please tell me this human hasn't already reproduced. Maybe she printed the baby..
I used to live on the Canadian border of VT. It was sold in Canada. The dispenser at the restaurant I worked at in high school used bagged. In the early '70s, we could buy it in the store that way. I don't know now. (I'm 65 and I've lived in 5 states)
3:22 "that's a lot of puppies. it's like 6 puppies"... a liter averages 6 to 8. that's not a lot. growing up one of our dogs had 16 puppies one time... THAT was a lot of puppies....
Smaller breeds usually have 3 to 5. Larger breed 10 and over. My sister has 2 massive dogs and both got pregnant at the same time. Now she has 27 puppies lol.
I'm old enough to remember salted peanuts in Coke. That guy with the hot dog and the beer probably liked the way the hot dog made the beer taste, or the beer made the hot dog taste.
That news host is Mike Jerrick from Good Day Philadelphia. He's been pulling stuff like this for decades! A breath of fresh air in the current PC cesspool.
The government has really called things more difficult for its citizens, and we can't sit back and bear all the consequences of the bad governance. It's obvious we are neck dip on inflation,it is always the poor who take the hit.
I feel sympathy and empathy for our country, low income earners are suffering to survive, and I appreciate Caroline. You've helped my family with your advice. imagine investing $30,000 and receiving $95,460 after 28 days of trading.
It's not all cotton and linen. It has cotton and linen in it. Does money feel like fabric to you? It's paper with linen and cotton fibers to make it more durable. And I don't think the US had adopted fully plastic bills yet, I think it's the same thing, only that use a plastic agent instead of the fabric fibers. Canadian bills are plastic and the difference is very obvious. They feel like plastic sheets. US bills don't because they are still largely paper.
@@zacharypelphrey6166 Yeah. You stand up and loudly announce, "Welp, this has been fun!" That at least gets them off the couch! Then, maybe 30 minutes later, they're out the door.
She also lives up to the stereotype of being really cute. 🤣The sad thing is, when she gets older her hair will change colour but she'll be just as stupid.
Well actually it in itself doesn't go too far. It's therians we have to worry about. Though of course therians say they are furries and go to furry hang outs.
We used to stick our kids in overalls, once they learned to crawl. The straps on the back make great handles - just pick 'em up and pack 'em around. I also bought a toddler harness and leash when my 1+ yr. old took off in Sears and left me with a baby in a stroller. That was the last time that was going to happen!
That's definitely the case if they are cooked. Not raw though, but that many eggs and everything is coming out the other side real fast and maybe both ends.
I'm from NY. Ben South for 43 yrs. A friend in So. GA brought money bread after I had a sickness as a nice surprise. OMG!!! Never heard of it. Did I say , OMG? FANTASTIC.🤩🥳💞
Fursuits are _crazy_ expensive. Furry art commissions also cost a lot of money. Furries work _hard_ for their fetish. I don't know if they're working multiple jobs or if they're pushing for promotions or if they're professionals or maybe they just live 8 to a 4 bedroom apartment and manage to save up that way. But they have ridiculous amounts of money to spend. If you ever want to make bank, just get into services for furries, whether that be making and/or repairing fursuits or doing furry art. Just know that you'll be selling your soul in the process. _Especially_ for that latter one. And furries will tell you it's a hobby and that not every furry is interested in it as a fetish. That's a lie.
Blonde girl: The world would be a better place if I was president. Blonde girl: I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid. Creator of blonde jokes: Well, that's a new one.
The clip of "getting into the wife's car" had me cracking up. I'm a wife and I take care of getting my own car maintenanced for most regular things like oil changes, tires rotated and changed, air filter, wipers, head and taillights. But...for some reason i still forget the tire pressure thing, lol. Also, that one guy talking about how women's bodies evolved to need the heat of the kitchen oven...that got me 😂😂😂... I'm usually the cold one and love the warmth in the kitchen. 😅
11:45 "I feel like golf fans are some of the most fearless fans out there." Clearly you've never seen rally spectators. Those people have a serious death wish.
You could smell the nitro! We were draggin the bumper! We were on the wheelie bars! We were kissing the curb!... and many more phrases that come out the mouths of people who have inhaled too much gasoline fumes over the years
I would say for the majority of people these days you are correct. I will say after 18 years of marriage with joint accounts we are great but you have to find the right person.
When I got together with my (now) wife, the first thing we did was open a joint account. That was prior to moving in together, as we used it for the bills. We kept our old accounts too, for many years.
2:18 I finally see a clip from Sarasota and it’s this… 😂 That’s McIntosh Road. I lived off that road a few years ago. She most definitely got pulled over, she crossed several major state roads heavily policed.
Fun fact: the emperor sticking his thumb down actually meant live as in stick your sword on the dirt. When the thumb was pointing up into the throat meant death.
I used to hire for a new software company and I always got a kick seeing the various degrees the prospects had. English, Archeology, Art and the various Histories were frequent.
You'd be surprised how good some of those non-engineering bachelors prospects are at tech. Some of the best engineers I have ever worked with didn't have software engineering degrees.
4:04 my daughter became a widow at 28 during the pandemic. so now she's raising 3 children under 7. the youngest is 2 now and has slept in my daughter's bed her whole life. I came to visit since she was in the process of moving residents. I stayed over for 2 months for the whole packing, moving, and unpacking process. once we got into the new house, my daughter wanted the baby to start sleeping in her own room, but she kept throwing fits and trying to get into her mother's bed. my daughter tried and tried for a week to do this and finally came crying to me. (I don't insert myself or my opinions in other lives unless they ask me to). So I told her to let me take care of it but to pay attention to how I did it. I had the baby go through her nighttime routine and then walked her to her room and put her in her bed. she started fussing about wanting to go to her mother's bed, but I shut that down. first, calmly, then forcefully (verbally). she of course cried, screamed, and flailed about. I physically restrained her from leaving her bed and let her cry about it until she was tired of it. I stayed in the room for the first 3 attempts by her to get out of bed, until she seemed like she had given up (not even close and I knew it). I then left the room. I knew that wasn't the end of it by a long shot. she got up every couple of hours for the whole night and each time, I took her back to her room and repeated the whole crying process. I even had to use my 'Scary' grandpa voice several times. My daughter watched passively the first 4 times, then went to bed herself. I stayed up, dealing with the baby the whole night, as I knew I would. This repeated for the first 3 nights. By the 4th night, the baby would willing go to bed by herself, but would get up a couple of times (just to check that she still had to stay in her own bed) and I would get her right back to bed. By the 5th night, she would just cry out from her bed a couple of times, and I would go in there and talk to her. By the end of a week, she would just wake up once after several hours of being asleep and cry for a few seconds, but not get out of bed anymore. now she goes to bed when told and sleeps through the night after only 2 weeks. See, since staying with my daughter, the kids have learned that pawpaw doesn't let them get away with anything and will catch them lying or doing wrong and immediately punish them. so now they all are much better behaved. My daughter wasn't the disciplinarian in her marriage and now that my son-in-law is passed, she didn't know how to handle it. so she's been letting the kids do practically anything they wanted and they like typical kids, started running wild. I'm teaching her how to take control of the situations and not let them get away with there unacceptable behaviors. it's as much a learning process for her as for the children. but she's stepping up and doing much better now. I raised 5 children to adulthood (4 girls, 1 boy) and now they're all happy, productive adults with their own happy long term relationships. (except my son, as he's 'building his empire' as he likes to call it. focusing on building his career before he wants to 'settle down' into a relationship). I've seen it all and dealt with it all and learned how best to deal with unwanted behavior without having to resort to abusing the children. BUT, these are learned skills and aren't innate. so, I've tried to teach my kids as they were growing, but not all lessons are retained in children while growing. So here we are passing these skills down. I'm sure I'll have to do this again when another one decides to have kids as well...
Just remember- our American founding fathers went to war over a 2% tax.
They were snowflakes. 😂
I wasn't there personally, but yeah. Boston harbor
🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
They were based AF
A lot more than that. People of the 13 were being abused and killed. So much badness was being expressed upon their heads
@@ankavoskuilen1725Or modern people are dumber than ish and just do as they're told just as the powers that be want...
I planned to be an English major, so I could go into journalism, but ended up switching to Religion and became a minister. God works in mysterious ways.
Much better path. Journalist just spread propaganda today if they work for any of these news companies or if you want to report honestly you have to do it independently without someone gate keeping the "proper" narative.
The world needs actual journalism but it needs God far more. I hope you bring many people to God.
Sadly, I think the US Government is currently trying to follow the advice of that financial genius.
Biden's economic adviser said in an interview the U.S. couldn't go bankrupt because they print the money.
I would love just 30 minutes of that girls time. Like I would not yell I would not scream. I would just ask her a series of questions and let herself lead her to the answers.
I've seen Biden's economic advisor trying (and failing) to describe how debt spending works. The girl would be right at home on his team.
Obviously He is paid to give that advice to help us own nothing
I was thinking when she said she should just tell Biden her idea I was thinking NO DONT HE'LL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO YOU
Definitely laughed the most about Tyler not understanding why the begged milk was so funny.
Yea he completely missed it
He can't hear anything wrong with it lol
Begged melk
He was carrying that baby around like a BEG!!! Get it right!!
Bidens Economic advisor (with an Art degree) said the very same thing about printing money and couldn't explain bonds, notes.......
I feel like the standard for being a politician is so low because no one with two brain cells to rub together wants to jump in that dumpster fire.
such morons
@@The_Patriarchy_69 If you are the only sane person in a group of lunatics, you won't make them sane, they will make you crazy. And you won't even realized it happened.
Jafar's parrot was voiced by Gilbert Gottfried. He was also the voice of the Aflac duck. He passed away 2 years ago.
Hilarious that Tyler confused that with the British-sounding gecko.
Arago I think his name is
I heard. I'll really miss that duck.
@@skootergirl22 Iago, as in the villain in Othello, as well as being one of the Spanish names for James.
There's no way people are out there trying to remember who voiced a parrot from a movie they saw 30 years ago...
Tyler: "I feel like golf fans are some of the most fearless fans out there."
Rally racing spectators: "Hold my beer!"
For real. Dirt being flung at you is constant.
HOW BOUT A FENDER?!
I could use a new 🎸.
@@disposablehero4911go with a Jackson, shredding on a fender just looks wrong
They're not fearless - they just don't care if they live or die.
they mean because golf fans are
1) willing to ADMIT they are golf fans to normal people
2) willing to wear clothes the rest of us stopped wearing in public right around when we stopped needing a sippy cup..
not because there is any real danger in golf.
maybe a turned ankle on a wet green..
Beer and hotdog straw???? Bud light commercial ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
Well, when the beverage is compared with urine... I guess you can't expect any less
Badum tsssssss 🥁
Badum tsssssss 🥁
@@Darthdoodoo More like badum piss.
Good one
The dad holding the kid like a bag......
Awesome!
That kid is going to see that video in a few years and will absolutely love it.
8:56 dudes first mistake was dating a FURRY.
Yea good luck in small claims court haha.
But, but, but she is so good at doggy.
@@kenycharles8600 See yourself out please lmao
The couple staged the video. The dude is in on it.
I’m pretty sure he’s a furry, too…
9:49 Thats a good dad. You can tell cause he kicked the door with his foot. My dad would have just used me to bump the door open🤣
😂 I thought the same thing!
How sweet... he didn't use the kid to open the door!
That mom would've done exactly that, just for the attention and to get an excuse to shove the kid back to the dad. And that's what pisses them bitches so off, as they can't handle their kids, their emotions, their bodies, money, which wasn't theirs but they got rid of it; then looking at this dude, with barely any effort handling the baby, talking business, staying cool, hanging loose, entertaining us... even the dog looks happy.
I was waiting for. ... I believe I can fly!!!!
That little blonde girl is SO close to stumbling incoherently down a path of critical thought. I mean, she is INCHES from it.
Shes not inches away. I think she would be a good polititian
@@shawnkelly695 Cool, I love politits.
When are people gunna lurn, US currency is made of cloth?
No dark roots on that one.
She's too on the nose. She's being ironic.
I really liked "the cut down some trees" to make paper for money printing. "Federal Reserve notes are a blend of 25 percent linen and 75 percent cotton"
The blonde chick and AOC have the same economic theories.
Yep really glad she’s your problem not ours, good luck from the UK
Yup... Wish she and Kamala werent debarred as judges for violating the constitution... at least as judges they didnt screw up the entire country.
Seriously, look up how they lost their job as judges.. Kamala fought a higher court trying to keep an innocent man on death row for selfish reasons when the California Srate supreme court forced her to admit the evidence that proved the guys innocence... 6th ammendment violation... and AoC tried to deny several people their right to trial by jury, tried running things like Judge Judy, only without the written agreement in advance to forgo the Jury and allow the cameras. (You CAN agree to have a judge make the decisions in civil cases, but not criminal cases, but this requires an agreement by the plaintiff and defendant in advance)
@@sifergy8412Well said. If only our situation wasn't also so dire.
I had the same economic theory, when I was 8.
@@sifergy8412better them than 2tier Keir unfortunately
True story: My husband, early 50’s, has a brain injury and is an amputee. He doesn’t watch news, TikTok, RUclips, etc. He still thinks like it’s 1998. His prosthetists office was having a fruit bowl to celebrate, don’t remember what, for their clients/patients in the waiting area. An elderly man remarked, what happened to all the bananas? My husband standing at the desk, quipped back, it was them damn monkeys. They got them all. Both receptionists, not wite, gasped audibly and looked at each other for a second or 2, deciding what to do, I guess. My husband was bewildered and looked at me, like, what did I say?. I barely shook my head, which he knows means to say nothing else. It made me furious. Regular words from the English language that certain people can’t say is stupid. And confusing people that don’t know any better is doubly stupid. They and I, were lucky they chose not to say anything to him.
He caught them red handed! And they knew the bananas were for the patients, but still couldn't help themselves.
The blonde who wants to print money could easily be one of our last 20 presidents here (Argentina). Luckily we are changing course. Greetings from Patagonia.
Argentina president is based AF 👍
Viva Milei!
I sincerely hope things work out for Argentina and libertarianism and anti-corruption catches the popular imagination and spreads to the USA and Europe.
Are people from Argentina accepting of Americans looking for a new home?
@@jacquisouza5008 No, we are building a wall. I'm just joking, I also think that in November you will no longer need to go to another country. In any case, you are always welcome.
15K for a fur suit ??? OMFG ! Divorce that, or you won't get a house ever!
They aren't even married.
Cut and RUN
He gets half of it when they split!
$1.5k is something considered adorable. For $15,000 that better be a bird suit that can fly!
A toddler in time out? It just gives him time to plan his revenge.
Eventually, the money printing girl won't have her looks & she'll have to reevaluate how intelligent she actually is.
That's so nice of you, to assume she'll ever reevaluate that. 😊
Nancy did kneel, but couldn't stand back up...lolz
I have a certain amount of sympathy for not standing up quickly. The knees, baby, the knees.
the scary thing is that lady that talked about printing money sounded a lot like bidens actual economic advisor
Pretty much anyone who believes in stimulus is as bright as that Blonde
We have an inflation of NPCs
I don't know if that money printer girl is real or not but there ARE people out there who genuinely think like this and they are in positions of power..
I am 100% against "self-driving" cars
Self-driving cars are the poster child for why just because you can doesn't mean you should
Do we want to have terminators? Cuz this is how u get terminators.
It will lead to new excuses for accidents
I fell out of my chair with the dadvice! This guy is f’ng funny!!! And yes, even my wife laughed.
Losing $15,000 is the least of the problems that guy had when he got Engaged to a cringe furry. 😂
Both of them can't be sane.
If I came home to this problem, I wouldn't have that problem anymore. She'd become someone else's problem, and I'd be a free man. I'd be $15k poorer, but I'd consider it worth it.
I would agree, but I would like to see first what is he wearing. He does not seem to be be too worried about the costume, but more about the money. So he may be be into it, but only after they buy a "house for furies". I do not believe that I am living on the same planet with these people.
I have lived in CA,WA,AL, GA and TN and have never seen milk in a bag. This is the first time I've heard of it.
Eeech.
The one inflation chick literally sounds like Jared Bernstein, Biden's chief of the Council of Economic Advisers. Anyone who doesn't know or who doesn't believe me should look up that interview.
I saw that interview. CHIEF of the Council of Economic Advisors to the President. smh
And the craziest part is he's been Biden's economic adviser since he was vice president.
I have to disagree she had a better understanding of money, such that it was... but they have a dumb and dumber vibe for sure.
Yes, it was pitiful
so, he’s been advising Biden on the economy all this time? That’s why this economy is all effed up. Because Biden will do whatever these advisers tell him to do I think I’m going to hold this guy personally responsible for the countries economy. that clip will go down in infamy.
True story. My ex-wife once said, "How can we be out of money?" I still have checks!😂😂😂
you were the one who married her!!
My kids used to get mad I wouldn't just go to the ATM and get them $$$ .... I have a card and can just get all the money from there!
Ho Lee fuk
Look at my bank account...
Bang ding ow
Go to the teller at the bank...
Sum ting wong
The 'secret useless talent' got me. 4 years and $100K for a piece of paper to tell people how smart I am? Oooof.
whats realy sad to me is it looks like she may have a toddler sit in the back of the car, please tell me this human hasn't already reproduced. Maybe she printed the baby..
I have lived in 7 states, 64 years old. I’ve only ever seen milk in a bag was in the military. Never knew it was sold to the public
I used to live on the Canadian border of VT. It was sold in Canada. The dispenser at the restaurant I worked at in high school used bagged. In the early '70s, we could buy it in the store that way. I don't know now. (I'm 65 and I've lived in 5 states)
Saw it in Europe when traveling as a kid. Think it's still the standard.
@@richardmartinez4145not the standard but does exist in Europe but annoyingly not here in uk
I may have to relabel the bagged milk in my freezer more clearly. I'd hate for a house guest to use it on their cereal or put in their coffee. Yikes
If you need a nap, tell the toddler to wake you up in 30 minutes because they're going to help clean the house. You're welcome
3:22
"that's a lot of puppies. it's like 6 puppies"... a liter averages 6 to 8. that's not a lot. growing up one of our dogs had 16 puppies one time... THAT was a lot of puppies....
Wow, you're so smart and cool
Smaller breeds usually have 3 to 5. Larger breed 10 and over. My sister has 2 massive dogs and both got pregnant at the same time. Now she has 27 puppies lol.
I'm going to have to grab a liter jug to test this theory...
my sisters dog had 13.
I thought a liter was 12 ducklings...?
I'm old enough to remember salted peanuts in Coke. That guy with the hot dog and the beer probably liked the way the hot dog made the beer taste, or the beer made the hot dog taste.
That news host is Mike Jerrick from Good Day Philadelphia. He's been pulling stuff like this for decades! A breath of fresh air in the current PC cesspool.
Swinging baby is having time of their life. Go on 😂
Someone needs to get that girl a Tuttle Twins book.
The government has really called things more difficult for its citizens, and we can't sit back and bear all the consequences of the bad governance. It's obvious we are neck dip on inflation,it is always the poor who take the hit.
I feel sympathy and empathy for our country, low income earners are suffering to survive, and I appreciate Caroline. You've helped my family with your advice. imagine investing $30,000 and receiving $95,460 after 28 days of trading.
I'm in a similar situation where should I look to increase income? Do you have any advice? What did you do? Thank you
My major concern now is how can I generate more revenue during quantitative times? I can't afford to see all my savings crumble to dust.
Thanks to Mrs Carolina Maria Bravo
She's a licensed broker.
Not only did that girl not know about printing money, but thought the paper came from trees. Cotton and linen.
plastic these days. no paper, cotton or linen anymore. Money comes from oil now.
@@RationalMind38 Literally and figuratively.
Paper DOES come from trees, we just do NOT use it in money!! (Too soft)
It's not all cotton and linen. It has cotton and linen in it. Does money feel like fabric to you? It's paper with linen and cotton fibers to make it more durable.
And I don't think the US had adopted fully plastic bills yet, I think it's the same thing, only that use a plastic agent instead of the fabric fibers. Canadian bills are plastic and the difference is very obvious. They feel like plastic sheets. US bills don't because they are still largely paper.
She was joking.
My Dad used to say: "Well, honey, I guess we should go to bed so these folks can go home..."
“Thanks for coming over and seeing me” was my dads hint
@@zacharypelphrey6166 Yeah. You stand up and loudly announce, "Welp, this has been fun!" That at least gets them off the couch! Then, maybe 30 minutes later, they're out the door.
In Nebraska the saying is ... "I suppose ..."
People are so creative! Down right stuparded!
The saddest part, is the blond (let's print money) still knows more about how the economy works, that AOC.
She needs to move to those Marxist countries
Why cant just print money to give everyone a billion bucks? Money never runs out just print more. Print bigger bills to get more out faster.
That entire segment hurt my brain.
@@shawnkelly695i too want the US to become Zimbabwe and need 100 trillion-dollar bills to buy a can of coke.
Actually she sounds exactly like aoc😢
That "print more money" gal is EXACTLY why blonde jokes exist.
Yeah, it's not just a hair color it's a lifestyle . 😂
She also lives up to the stereotype of being really cute. 🤣The sad thing is, when she gets older her hair will change colour but she'll be just as stupid.
I think it was very likely a skit.
It's Janet Yellen's great-granddaughter
@@mihirshetye4624 I hope so. But considering the way some people are in this day and age?
9:29 You have no idea how deep the furry rabbit hole goes, Zed.
I love a deep furry rabbit hole 😂
And I will not deep deeper because I like my knees unshattered
Some of them are absolutely insane
Well actually it in itself doesn't go too far. It's therians we have to worry about. Though of course therians say they are furries and go to furry hang outs.
@@hulksmash3429no those some would be therians having you think they are furries
We used to stick our kids in overalls, once they learned to crawl. The straps on the back make great handles - just pick 'em up and pack 'em around. I also bought a toddler harness and leash when my 1+ yr. old took off in Sears and left me with a baby in a stroller. That was the last time that was going to happen!
Her - "Did you eat a carton of eggs?"
Doggo - "No?"
😂😂😂
That baby feels like it's flying and will remember that day forever!
I see zero problems with this!
Works great when the baby is wearing overalls!
Plus the dog seemed happy about it.
Yeah it looks fun
Mom is probably worried about possible falls tho.
@@tamalam that's what life is, the baby is learning young.
@@jp-ty1vd True but falling as a baby, depending on how you fall, can actually be really damaging and not just a scrape yk.
That dog is gonna fart. That dog is gonna fart bad.
That's definitely the case if they are cooked. Not raw though, but that many eggs and everything is coming out the other side real fast and maybe both ends.
$15k to find out your were about to make a life long mistake? Sounds like money well spent.
amen brother.
I'm from NY. Ben South for 43 yrs. A friend in So. GA brought money bread after I had a sickness as a nice surprise. OMG!!! Never heard of it. Did I say , OMG? FANTASTIC.🤩🥳💞
The big tubes that hold several people, can not only “tip” but they can FLY! lol 😂
The new Buttigeig section at Yankee stadium…
" HEY, MONKEY, BREAD, DO YOU WANT SOME?"
spacing in your speech matters XD
Happy Thursday Zeducation and everyone else thats watching this video wherever you are from
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When you mentioned an AOC presidency it literally gave me heebie jeebies. 😂
I carried all three of my babies like that at times!
I'll bet the girl talking about printing money hears this a lot. "It's ok, at least you are pretty". lol
Heard joke on zed otherday, guy said I probably never kissed the same spot on your forehead twice..couldn't help but think of that watching this lol
FUTURE CONGRESSWOMAN! 😂😂😂 THAT MADE ME DO A SPIT TAKE!!!
15k for a fur suit? Didn't know that that furry obsession could be that expensive
Cruella wanted those 101 Dalmatian skins for a reason. Furry suits made from fresh puppies!
Fursuits are _crazy_ expensive. Furry art commissions also cost a lot of money. Furries work _hard_ for their fetish. I don't know if they're working multiple jobs or if they're pushing for promotions or if they're professionals or maybe they just live 8 to a 4 bedroom apartment and manage to save up that way. But they have ridiculous amounts of money to spend. If you ever want to make bank, just get into services for furries, whether that be making and/or repairing fursuits or doing furry art. Just know that you'll be selling your soul in the process. _Especially_ for that latter one.
And furries will tell you it's a hobby and that not every furry is interested in it as a fetish. That's a lie.
I don't know anything about furries but I do know that a chinchilla coat can cost $40k...
For only $40k you too can wear fancy pack rats.
I hope they're both furries and thays satire
@skootergirl22
Good news, you're correct!
Your book arrived today, looking forward to reading it!
4:20
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When you are a kid and you understand the struggle
21:25 she took that AOC online economics course...didn't she? She'll make a subpar bartender one day.
Blonde girl: The world would be a better place if I was president.
Blonde girl: I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid.
Creator of blonde jokes: Well, that's a new one.
7:05
The Wicked Witch Of The West and
The Wicked Witch Of The East.....
He wanted hotdog flavoured beer.
In the timeless words of Glenn: "I was hungry AND thirsty"
Drinking Beer with a straw gets you pissed much quicker.
I'm not sure I can laugh after cringing so hard at the hotdog beer straw.
He's letting the alcohol fill the hotdog for when he eats it later. How do you guys not know this? Oh yea. merica schools
I was speechless.
I wonder if that keeps the paper straw from dissolving 🤔
@@bender6316 Nah, he's just a Yankees fan.. they require glizzies in their mouths at all times
when the beer tastes like piss... it only makes sense to drink it from a wiener
You don't have to beg the cow. You just gotta milk it.😅
23:08 "Did you just eat an entire carton of eggs?" Doggo: "Yes, and it was delicious. More please."
The dog knew what real food is.
And that dog is going to have the most shiny healthy coat of fur than any other dog.
The clip of "getting into the wife's car" had me cracking up. I'm a wife and I take care of getting my own car maintenanced for most regular things like oil changes, tires rotated and changed, air filter, wipers, head and taillights. But...for some reason i still forget the tire pressure thing, lol.
Also, that one guy talking about how women's bodies evolved to need the heat of the kitchen oven...that got me 😂😂😂... I'm usually the cold one and love the warmth in the kitchen. 😅
Them pups are precious.
Tyler missing the "bagged milk" joke is the new Top Gun Gate
🤷♂️ bag of milk ok.
How utterly crazy.
yes! this!
I live in Kansas never seen bagged milk at the store. sorry begged melk
Bagged Gate or Baggate?
The monkey bread made me laugh. No problem. I watch every episode anyway.😅
I didn't understand that one at all.
11:45 "I feel like golf fans are some of the most fearless fans out there."
Clearly you've never seen rally spectators. Those people have a serious death wish.
Maaaaan
There's a difference between fearless and just not caring if you live another day or not
Which is being fearless... 😂 😂
You could smell the nitro! We were draggin the bumper! We were on the wheelie bars! We were kissing the curb!...
and many more phrases that come out the mouths of people who have inhaled too much gasoline fumes over the years
22:39 aw, sweetie. They're already just printing the money.
Ok, the "evolved to be around stoves." - - I lost it. What a smart-ass.
Jafar's parrot, you mean, Iago.
I think that self driving cars should have a self-valet parking feature.
The print money blonde is the epitome of a true blonde. There is a total vacuum under the blonde hair.
21:25 She's going to be in charge of the Federal Reserve in about thirty or forty years.
21:25 - this is the future for our world. Glad I'm nearly 60!
24:52 I asked ‘Myself key Bread?’ Offering some I wasn’t saying ‘monkey? Bread?’😂😂😂😂😂
When that guy walked in with his golf clubs, I heard Kelly Clarkson screaming, SINCE YOU BEEN GONE!!!!
Pro tip: Don't ever have joint accounts...they almost never work out.
I would say for the majority of people these days you are correct. I will say after 18 years of marriage with joint accounts we are great but you have to find the right person.
@bigshoe84 You are the exception. Been married for 21 years and have seperate accounts and barely argue about money. 👍 for 18 years!
When I got together with my (now) wife, the first thing we did was open a joint account. That was prior to moving in together, as we used it for the bills.
We kept our old accounts too, for many years.
9:55, guy just wants his kid to know what it's like to be Superman.
2:18 I finally see a clip from Sarasota and it’s this… 😂
That’s McIntosh Road. I lived off that road a few years ago. She most definitely got pulled over, she crossed several major state roads heavily policed.
But what about when Tyler says about having the BEGS of BEGS under the sink?!!!?😂😂
Fun fact: the emperor sticking his thumb down actually meant live as in stick your sword on the dirt. When the thumb was pointing up into the throat meant death.
I knew that fun fact. This is why men think about Rome all the time!
Funny how a painting from 1872 reversed it and Hollywood has rolled with the mistake ever since.
It's weird finding another human that knows that. lol
Roman empire nerds are fun, I never knew this, thank you!
@@sarahtriplett3184 To be fair, "Thumbs up" and "thumbs down" have different meanings in the current day.
I used to hire for a new software company and I always got a kick seeing the various degrees the prospects had. English, Archeology, Art and the various Histories were frequent.
You'd be surprised how good some of those non-engineering bachelors prospects are at tech. Some of the best engineers I have ever worked with didn't have software engineering degrees.
Money isn't printed on paper. It's a very specific recipe including 75% cotton and 25% linen.
Hey now, are you printing your own money?😂
Don't know about the fancy new dollars, but previously it was all recycled denim.
If you have to explain that much you already lost them. They will just think you are a crazy right winger making up conspiracy theories.
Also with security threads at random that glow under UV light.
I saw that they even use old blue jeans in part of the mix.
That baby seems perfectly chill with being carried like that, he isn't crying, isn't hurt, let the dad do how he do.
I laughed and lost Again. Keep up the great work,
0:21 - Brought to you by catheters. They're 'virtually painless'.
Blondie made my brain hurt. Thanks alot Tyler.
Today's SCHOOLS TAUGHT HER THIS .
I thought the term 'sucking on a meat straw' meant something very different! Thanks for helping me avoid any future embarrassment, dude :)
Hahahahahahahaha
I love the Sound Advice guy, that was funny
Seeing Pelosi & Hillary is like having to re-watch the movie "Misery" again-- which i will NEVER do--
4:04
my daughter became a widow at 28 during the pandemic. so now she's raising 3 children under 7. the youngest is 2 now and has slept in my daughter's bed her whole life. I came to visit since she was in the process of moving residents. I stayed over for 2 months for the whole packing, moving, and unpacking process. once we got into the new house, my daughter wanted the baby to start sleeping in her own room, but she kept throwing fits and trying to get into her mother's bed. my daughter tried and tried for a week to do this and finally came crying to me. (I don't insert myself or my opinions in other lives unless they ask me to). So I told her to let me take care of it but to pay attention to how I did it.
I had the baby go through her nighttime routine and then walked her to her room and put her in her bed. she started fussing about wanting to go to her mother's bed, but I shut that down. first, calmly, then forcefully (verbally). she of course cried, screamed, and flailed about. I physically restrained her from leaving her bed and let her cry about it until she was tired of it. I stayed in the room for the first 3 attempts by her to get out of bed, until she seemed like she had given up (not even close and I knew it). I then left the room. I knew that wasn't the end of it by a long shot. she got up every couple of hours for the whole night and each time, I took her back to her room and repeated the whole crying process. I even had to use my 'Scary' grandpa voice several times. My daughter watched passively the first 4 times, then went to bed herself. I stayed up, dealing with the baby the whole night, as I knew I would. This repeated for the first 3 nights. By the 4th night, the baby would willing go to bed by herself, but would get up a couple of times (just to check that she still had to stay in her own bed) and I would get her right back to bed. By the 5th night, she would just cry out from her bed a couple of times, and I would go in there and talk to her. By the end of a week, she would just wake up once after several hours of being asleep and cry for a few seconds, but not get out of bed anymore. now she goes to bed when told and sleeps through the night after only 2 weeks.
See, since staying with my daughter, the kids have learned that pawpaw doesn't let them get away with anything and will catch them lying or doing wrong and immediately punish them. so now they all are much better behaved. My daughter wasn't the disciplinarian in her marriage and now that my son-in-law is passed, she didn't know how to handle it. so she's been letting the kids do practically anything they wanted and they like typical kids, started running wild. I'm teaching her how to take control of the situations and not let them get away with there unacceptable behaviors. it's as much a learning process for her as for the children. but she's stepping up and doing much better now.
I raised 5 children to adulthood (4 girls, 1 boy) and now they're all happy, productive adults with their own happy long term relationships. (except my son, as he's 'building his empire' as he likes to call it. focusing on building his career before he wants to 'settle down' into a relationship). I've seen it all and dealt with it all and learned how best to deal with unwanted behavior without having to resort to abusing the children. BUT, these are learned skills and aren't innate. so, I've tried to teach my kids as they were growing, but not all lessons are retained in children while growing. So here we are passing these skills down. I'm sure I'll have to do this again when another one decides to have kids as well...
You are a good man, Sir. I salute you.
It needs to be backed by something like crypto or gold
Good for you. Children need fathers.
I wrote a children’s book that won two national awards. Yeah English degree!
For 15k, that suit better be warm because you are sleeping outside.
The ol' glizzy straw
it is very retrospective for seasoned dads like me to hear new dads venting! jt's a cross between 'been-there, done-that' & 'you aint seen nothin yet'