Activists in 2024 | TRY NOT TO LAUGH

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @bullgravy6906
    @bullgravy6906 8 месяцев назад +45

    The governor of Oklahoma was called a meathead by the local PETA folks, they posted it on a billboard. In response, he had a massive cookout under the billboard.
    Love my state.

  • @jenniferroberts6498
    @jenniferroberts6498 9 месяцев назад +261

    I love how Tyler immediately proved her point about the pirate/cowboy/samurai thing.

    • @robiness6019
      @robiness6019 9 месяцев назад +5

      Yes!!!!😂

    • @R1S0.
      @R1S0. 9 месяцев назад +6

      congrats, you understand a joke he made...

    • @n.d.4192
      @n.d.4192 9 месяцев назад +1

      So you think he was being serious?

    • @lunarlunatick
      @lunarlunatick 9 месяцев назад +9

      The real joke is she said cowboy pirate and samurai instead of ninja.. in what universe is it ever samurai? It's always cowboy pirate or ninja.. women 🙄

    • @scottroder5516
      @scottroder5516 9 месяцев назад +1

      Cowboy for me

  • @chaddayton9149
    @chaddayton9149 9 месяцев назад +208

    No that's our state school superintendent. Our governor grilled hamburgers under a peta billboard.

    • @sarahmostacci1154
      @sarahmostacci1154 9 месяцев назад +17

      Wow you guys really made out!!

    • @tmikkelsen8066
      @tmikkelsen8066 9 месяцев назад +19

      Thats a good couple of fellas.

    • @billloomis4975
      @billloomis4975 9 месяцев назад +12

      Love it, be nice if NY and PA had politicians like that.

    • @taun856
      @taun856 9 месяцев назад +27

      I love the state Bill that was proposed here in Oklahoma, that told schools that if a student shows up dressed as a "furry", and their parents can't (or won't) come by to take them home to change, then the school is to call animal control to remove the student. Not sure if the Bill passed or not, but I love it!

    • @jayyoutube8790
      @jayyoutube8790 9 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂that’s gold!!👍🏻 good for you guys

  • @Ekim_Zepol
    @Ekim_Zepol 9 месяцев назад +54

    Samurai use swords. Cowboys use guns. Pirates use both.

    • @liamriddle8794
      @liamriddle8794 8 месяцев назад

      Samurai used both too, you know

    • @Sika_k
      @Sika_k 8 месяцев назад

      A cowboy could have a Sabre on him

    • @solidonseraindogthetenth1679
      @solidonseraindogthetenth1679 7 месяцев назад

      Reminds me of times when I would make skits about a group of four boys. One uses a gun because he's a cowboy, another uses a sword and a shield because he is a knight, a sailor boy uses both, and the last one doesn't use either because he's a bard and uses his music and clever talk.

    • @CaryGlasgow-zw1un
      @CaryGlasgow-zw1un 6 месяцев назад

      You just proved her point

  • @fink-it3002
    @fink-it3002 9 месяцев назад +48

    "Ready for the asteroid" !!! Best line of the week award!

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 9 месяцев назад

      I stand at fencing grabbing it and waiting😂

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect 9 месяцев назад

      It's just sad that so many people are going to be surprised when the rapture ends up being the astroid they were waiting for.

    • @hannahweicht6943
      @hannahweicht6943 9 месяцев назад +1

      I don’t know, my husband didn’t know pickles came from cucumbers until he was in his 20s.

  • @shirw
    @shirw 9 месяцев назад +299

    Peta wants THEIR ten commandments displayed? You can't even display the ACTUAL ten commandments 🙄

    • @STho205
      @STho205 9 месяцев назад +6

      The are chiseled onto the walls of the Supreme Court building in DC.
      Odd that.

    • @spotraternortheast2791
      @spotraternortheast2791 9 месяцев назад

      It's a joke they've removed god from the class room and national patriotism for sexual deviance and sin evil doest hide in america anymore it's in plain sight especially pop culture

    • @GuapoJhimi
      @GuapoJhimi 9 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah, but PETA's are more pertinent, and morally superior to the originals. Those are just some "old" shit.

    • @tmikkelsen8066
      @tmikkelsen8066 9 месяцев назад +16

      @@GuapoJhimiif anyone actually thought this we’d be living in a scary world.

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@STho205 But a judge had to remove a plaque from his courtroom, and a town had to remove them from the outside of a courthouse.

  • @donadeavera9608
    @donadeavera9608 9 месяцев назад +124

    Love Oklahoma 's answer to Peta. Priceless.😅😅😅😅

    • @WiscoBoundTrucker
      @WiscoBoundTrucker 9 месяцев назад +3

      Savage af

    • @thebigdog2295
      @thebigdog2295 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​​@@WiscoBoundTruckerSavage af, is putting it mildly. But whatever you call it, it was done with style. 😎

    • @lindageorge8209
      @lindageorge8209 9 месяцев назад

      I'd have mentioned how many animals they euthanise each year.

    • @luther56
      @luther56 9 месяцев назад +5

      We eat meat in 100's of ways here in Oklahoma, my favorite being BBQ or Brisket. And, no Tyler, that was not Gov. Stitt. I don't know who it was but I like him.

    • @thebigdog2295
      @thebigdog2295 9 месяцев назад

      @@luther56 Whoever he is, I'm sure a lot of people like him. I know I do.

  • @BeholderThe1st
    @BeholderThe1st 9 месяцев назад +255

    Teach your kids how to cope with sarcasm and they will rule the earth in 20 years.

    • @jimmy2745
      @jimmy2745 9 месяцев назад +27

      At our current rate of civilizational destruction, sarcasm will be illegal in 20 years.

    • @patrickhenry8425
      @patrickhenry8425 9 месяцев назад

      Being simply white and straight...@@jimmy2745

    • @willyb7353
      @willyb7353 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@jimmy2745
      None of this by accident. ( We did not win the cold war. )

    • @colemorrow3333
      @colemorrow3333 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@jimmy2745 facts

    • @livelearnfromfoolsfromsage4686
      @livelearnfromfoolsfromsage4686 9 месяцев назад +7

      In 20? I’d give it only 5 yrs from now.

  • @ulllaaaklara
    @ulllaaaklara 9 месяцев назад +67

    23:11 as a Polish woman I'm sorry you had to watch this.
    They screamed: "we demand a clean country" - whatever that means.

    • @guardiangibbs2663
      @guardiangibbs2663 9 месяцев назад +23

      I thought it was a feminist remake of west side story.

    • @pawed.7512
      @pawed.7512 9 месяцев назад +2

      It seem like a complete staged up thing, practiced nonetheless. Pozdrawiam :)

    • @clausolsen856
      @clausolsen856 9 месяцев назад

      If your Polish, then educate yourself, or are you just polish speaking?
      That's a demonstration against the tyrany of the former goverment in Poland, and the opression they have been living under for many years now. Where they became a paria in Europe, like Hungary today, roling back womens rights, undermining the legal system and so on.
      Using this as a "funny" meme, just goes to show.....😀
      And no, not offended or anything, just tired😞

    • @kubasz.1351
      @kubasz.1351 9 месяцев назад +5

      They literally said “we demand a clean country” (I’m polish). I have no idea what is going on and I’m curious.

    • @clausolsen856
      @clausolsen856 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@kubasz.1351 clean as in getting rid of the demagogs, the ultra conservative peoble who tried to take away abortion, rewoking womens right to voting (oh yeah! That was in the pipeline!) etc.

  • @neiljohnson5285
    @neiljohnson5285 9 месяцев назад +18

    The appliance installer was probably pissed off that she couldn’t even be bothered to empty the cupboard & expected him too.
    Good work my man 👏🏻

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 9 месяцев назад +171

    I saw a Vegan say that Chickens are 6 weeks old when they're killed.
    Thought she was lying, looked it up, yeah, 6-12 weeks, 3 weeks to incubate the egg...
    My first thought was DANG, Chickens grow faster than Tomatoes... we should eat more Chicken.
    Seriously, I planted my Tomato seeds last week, sprouting now, it'll be 8 weeks before they're big enough to flower and 6-8 more weeks to fruit and ripen.

    • @richardramsey9352
      @richardramsey9352 9 месяцев назад +20

      Yes, Cornish Cross are the majority of chickens we eat, that variety is full grown in six weeks, by then they are so big they can't walk. The perfect eating bird.

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 9 месяцев назад +10

      Don't they know animals age differently to humans?

    • @patrickhenry8425
      @patrickhenry8425 9 месяцев назад

      Same chick is probably "pro choice" up until birth too...

    • @ReffaDay
      @ReffaDay 9 месяцев назад +9

      I had a Cornish Cross rooster that lived to two years old weighed 23lbs, sadly he got bumble foot and had to be put down.

    • @tommygun8617
      @tommygun8617 9 месяцев назад +2

      Wow no lie that is quite interesting 🤔

  • @hollycook5046
    @hollycook5046 9 месяцев назад +63

    "Women can do anything men can do". Me trying to write my name in the snow

    • @patrickhenry8425
      @patrickhenry8425 9 месяцев назад +7

      Hi, ~~~~, nice to meet you!

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@patrickhenry8425😂😂😂😂😂😂
      Only if she’s running.

    • @CavemanVanDweller
      @CavemanVanDweller 9 месяцев назад +3

      Well, you found out a new way to get your socks wet? 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @TheTurtleZebra
      @TheTurtleZebra 9 месяцев назад +2

      I believe women can write their name in the snow too. Just going to take some really fancy and fast foot work while crab walking

    • @jimreilly917
      @jimreilly917 9 месяцев назад +2

      😂 I love this…

  • @dazparry1580
    @dazparry1580 9 месяцев назад +56

    There's been a crow outside my house all day carrying a big stick. Roof to roof showing it off with pride.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 9 месяцев назад

      LOL, I watched a couple of sparrows getting mad at each other. Pretty sure the discussion was “come north early you said! We’ll get the best nesting spot you said! It’s 0 degrees and I’m freezing my tail feathers off!”

    • @hhealy7199
      @hhealy7199 9 месяцев назад

      Sparrows are a four season bird. Perhaps you meant Robin?

    • @kri249
      @kri249 9 месяцев назад

      Crows are pretty intelligent. They use sticks as tools. He must have scored a beauty.

    • @missmoneypenny3303
      @missmoneypenny3303 9 месяцев назад

      Biden was outside tour house all day?

    • @nogames8982
      @nogames8982 9 месяцев назад

      Crows are extremely intelligent.

  • @ren212f4
    @ren212f4 9 месяцев назад +42

    The cucumber thing is legit. My buddies girlfriend, in all seriousness, asked me "Why's there a picture of an olive on the bottle of olive oil?"🤣🤣🙄

    • @georgehenry76
      @georgehenry76 9 месяцев назад +7

      ‘All-of Oil’ is what a girl I used to know thought it was called

    • @anatoliagolden-hall4553
      @anatoliagolden-hall4553 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@georgehenry76How old are these girlfriends?! Goodness…

  • @bobbiegarrett90
    @bobbiegarrett90 9 месяцев назад +26

    The women yelling at each other... Zombie Karens😂😂

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 9 месяцев назад +3

      Did you notice we found Wally's sister as the ref😂

    • @bobbiegarrett90
      @bobbiegarrett90 9 месяцев назад +4

      Going back to look

    • @jsnanax4.
      @jsnanax4. 8 месяцев назад

      OH there was 1 maren (male Karen) there

  • @linkfromhyrule5504
    @linkfromhyrule5504 9 месяцев назад +52

    That dude is getting gas for 1920s prices.
    😂👍

  • @jacquelineburrows8208
    @jacquelineburrows8208 9 месяцев назад +122

    Tyler just proved that women completely correct about how to start a conversation with a man. All while we are all waiting patiently for him to finish and show the next clip. LMBO!

    • @babblingbull8392
      @babblingbull8392 9 месяцев назад +9

      I genuinely thought about while he was talking about I cant decided now if you add outerspace to the mix it's a toss up between space cowboy or space pirate. Sorry for the paragraph lol

    • @patrickhenry8425
      @patrickhenry8425 9 месяцев назад

      Pirate. All day. For obvious reasons. @@babblingbull8392

    • @lynoxberry1507
      @lynoxberry1507 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@babblingbull8392 You are dumped already. After just one paragraph.

    • @lisagibson2975
      @lisagibson2975 9 месяцев назад +8

      poor Meghan had to edit out about 3 hours of video of Tyler discussing pirates vs samurais vs cowboy life.

    • @babblingbull8392
      @babblingbull8392 9 месяцев назад

      @@lynoxberry1507 is it my poor grahmar 😉 🤣

  • @ibsnafu1
    @ibsnafu1 9 месяцев назад +75

    Girl Scout shrinkflation has been in effect since about 2015. Yes the boxes are smaller and the inside trays are bigger holding less cookies.

    • @sharonwicker1070
      @sharonwicker1070 9 месяцев назад +3

      And now they are 6$ a box!

    • @bobsmith6544
      @bobsmith6544 9 месяцев назад +7

      And the names are woker

    • @markmurex6559
      @markmurex6559 9 месяцев назад +3

      And the cookies have no mint taste.

    • @kerim.peardon5551
      @kerim.peardon5551 9 месяцев назад +6

      Dollar General has generic mint and coconut cookies that taste just like the Girl Scout versions for a couple of bucks.

    • @ibsnafu1
      @ibsnafu1 9 месяцев назад

      @@Pinkflamingo77 $6 on California

  • @jhayes1944
    @jhayes1944 9 месяцев назад +18

    'I've always not liked flying...'
    Says the man from the Air Force! 😂

    • @cputeq007
      @cputeq007 9 месяцев назад

      When I joined the USAF, I told the recruiter I hated bugs and flying.
      Him “Bugs, sure, but you DO realize you’re joining the Air Force, right?”

    • @DragonxFlutter
      @DragonxFlutter 7 месяцев назад

      He was ground support in some capacity. Forget which (I think he said he was medical staff?).

  • @Teriannd
    @Teriannd 9 месяцев назад +12

    She was right. Clearly, a great conversation starter.

  • @johnmeleen9065
    @johnmeleen9065 9 месяцев назад +67

    OMG, the pickled cucumbers has to be a troll.🤣

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 9 месяцев назад +6

      Please it has to be

    • @stephenthomas1492
      @stephenthomas1492 9 месяцев назад +3

      I've never looked, but surely cucumbers is like the first ingredient on the jar, yeah?

    • @CaffeinatedTigress
      @CaffeinatedTigress 9 месяцев назад +4

      fishing for comments. #1 way to boost engagement: say something wrong so all the "well aktchually..." people come crawling out of the woodwork.

    • @BigDave423
      @BigDave423 9 месяцев назад +14

      I wonder if she's related to the lady who didn't know she could pick a lemon off a tree and eat it? 😂

    • @lizbrown7232
      @lizbrown7232 9 месяцев назад

      I don't think so!

  • @ShoRyuBarbie
    @ShoRyuBarbie 9 месяцев назад +92

    "As a pirate, you're the bad guy... but you do get treasure!" LOL
    Is that how politicians justify their actions?

    • @mikem1457
      @mikem1457 9 месяцев назад +2

      Definitely how police view it

    • @SoMuchFacepalm
      @SoMuchFacepalm 9 месяцев назад +1

      As a pirate, I'm not the bad guy, I'm just redistributing taxes to local businesses.

    • @williammcleroy558
      @williammcleroy558 9 месяцев назад +1

      Nah, they say they do it for their family. Makes them feel all fuzzy inside to provide all those shiny things to their kids. Even if it did break the peon's banks.

    • @mikem1457
      @mikem1457 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@williammcleroy558 ever notice how it's always the officers kids that are the worst behaved and entitled ones?
      Plenty of vids too.
      Yes we all have our faults, but really for "sheriff's son blacked out with 30 bags of various drugs wrecks car" there are, I astounding. Our whole system is a mess.

    • @williammcleroy558
      @williammcleroy558 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@mikem1457 Yup. Seems the high school popularity contests just evolve into real life. They get a free pass still....

  • @sarge27271
    @sarge27271 9 месяцев назад +42

    "I don't think kids are more stupid today......(SAY IT!!! SAY IT!!!).......But they are!"
    LMAO

    • @awakenotwoke1973
      @awakenotwoke1973 9 месяцев назад +6

      They're certainly more useless.

    • @jayhuff239
      @jayhuff239 9 месяцев назад

      Stupid kids come from stupid parents.

    • @Rosie_C
      @Rosie_C 9 месяцев назад +3

      @awakenotwoke1973 Today, an older lady who never had children watched my 4 year old tumble off the side of the driveway in a little tikes car that had a roof. She rushed to help him but I saw that he was fine so I silently asked her not to and I encouraged him to try different ways to get himself out. She was astounded and thought it was incredible, and I just commented something about how helpless most kids are these days.

    • @lukeherdaii9528
      @lukeherdaii9528 9 месяцев назад

      @@Rosie_Cnice

    • @lukeherdaii9528
      @lukeherdaii9528 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@russianbothashillaryderang9371well said

  • @m0r6oth
    @m0r6oth 9 месяцев назад +20

    Pirate, cowboy, or samurai?
    Ok. She got us.

  • @someguy2741
    @someguy2741 9 месяцев назад +10

    I was hoping the guy watching the breakup at the bus station would have slid up beside her and said "SUP!"

  • @xenialafleur
    @xenialafleur 9 месяцев назад +29

    3:42 That's not the Governor. That is the Oklahoma State Superintendent of Public Instruction Ryan Walters.

  • @rogerdale5451
    @rogerdale5451 9 месяцев назад +51

    What the plumber is saying is: "move your crap, I'm not here to clean your cabinet".
    Also: Excuse me? A fridge? that's a dishwasher hose.

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee 9 месяцев назад +13

      I thought it was just common knowledge and a straight up courtesy of o clean out the cabinet for the plumber.
      My last plumber even thanked me. I was just like "Why would I not, though?".

    • @edwardcook2973
      @edwardcook2973 9 месяцев назад +6

      Anyone with any knowledge about plumbing AT ALL knows that is a hose to the ice maker in the fridge. Duh.

    • @rogerdale5451
      @rogerdale5451 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@edwardcook2973 My ice maker is hooked up to the ice maker valve in the wall next to the fridge, with a quarter inch poly, not a 3/8 braided hose from under the cabinet. But I don't know anything AT ALL. (I know you're joking)

    • @chordalharmony
      @chordalharmony 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@James_BeeI wish more people were like you. Thank you for your service 🫡

    • @nogames8982
      @nogames8982 9 месяцев назад +3

      Just the fact that she thought she was going to have to unhook a hose to fix the problem says all you need to know.

  • @kumasenlac5504
    @kumasenlac5504 9 месяцев назад +60

    5:18 These days pirates either storm oil tankers or sit in Congress.
    8:35 It's not certain to grow back in, either....

  • @scottkendrix6231
    @scottkendrix6231 9 месяцев назад +18

    That response to PETA was from Ryan Walters, the Oklahoma State Superintendent of Public Instruction.

    • @schmassbinder
      @schmassbinder 9 месяцев назад

      What a sick fuck to hate animals that much. Who laughs about torturing animals?

  • @fish509b
    @fish509b 9 месяцев назад +23

    Sink lady was probably looking over the plumber's shoulder telling him how to do his job.

    • @youdontknowme7784
      @youdontknowme7784 9 месяцев назад +2

      That & she didn't clean out under the sink either.

  • @yaminoyomi9914
    @yaminoyomi9914 9 месяцев назад +27

    14:55
    "Im sorry i called myself a hoe , i know it can be degrading to your mom"
    A joke about her turning into a mama's joke 🤣

    • @giantent763
      @giantent763 9 месяцев назад +1

      The unintentional yo mama joke comeback to an insult. That woman is on fire!

  • @lmrm7900
    @lmrm7900 9 месяцев назад +99

    My husband immediately said Samurai! Hates being cold, wet, and gets seasick. Has a respectful fear of horses. Good to know. 😅

  • @DolphinQu33n
    @DolphinQu33n 9 месяцев назад +84

    So I work in a small town, our school hosts a thing called Donkey Basketball.. They put rubber shoes on donkeys, they get them on the high school court and people ride them while playing basketball.. PETA called our superintendent and told him that it was cruelty to the donkeys, that we needed to stop, he told them no and offered them free tickets to the next game 😂🤣😂

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 9 месяцев назад

      Haha that sounds fun and the donkeys probably look forward to that all year (as long as some 300lb person doesn’t try to get on them lol)

    • @jamespierce1209
      @jamespierce1209 9 месяцев назад +2

      Had this in my high school

    • @susanhoag1869
      @susanhoag1869 8 месяцев назад

      A college near me does the same thing!

    • @Curlygirly84
      @Curlygirly84 8 месяцев назад +1

      I played in high school. The only sport i actually enjoyed. Fun and hilarious 😂

    • @twitterdtwitterdumb8271
      @twitterdtwitterdumb8271 8 месяцев назад

      Omg wait this is a thing … I have to ask where y’all live !? State is fine no need for town or city name bc it’s understandably to many crazies out there

  • @1AXMRDR
    @1AXMRDR 9 месяцев назад +24

    To the reading dad, bravo! That boy will have a great life. Read to your kids/grandkids.

    • @Retiredmom2
      @Retiredmom2 9 месяцев назад +2

      I read to both my kids from infacy on, and they have read to their kids every night. I passed on all their childhood books to them. My oldest grandson who is 8 loves to read and has been reading to his two younger brothers for a couple of years.

    • @trayolphia5756
      @trayolphia5756 7 месяцев назад +1

      It’s one of the things I look forward to in life myself. Both in teaching them to read, and sharing with them the awesomeness and epic grand tales of novels from BEFORE a certain corporation bought it all up and injected wholeness into every facet of it…

  • @davidtyler-ul9vw
    @davidtyler-ul9vw 9 месяцев назад +10

    The Oklahoma Goverernor has BIG BRASS BALLS! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 WAY TO GO! 👍

  • @eddie-g-6452
    @eddie-g-6452 9 месяцев назад +3

    Best one-liner in today's show :
    " I'm ready for the asteroid ! " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vanhelsing4674
    @vanhelsing4674 9 месяцев назад +7

    "...I don't like flying..."
    said person that served in Air Force

    • @sleepinggiant4062
      @sleepinggiant4062 9 месяцев назад

      You do realize that very few air force jobs are on airplanes, right?

    • @vanhelsing4674
      @vanhelsing4674 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@sleepinggiant4062 Yes, I know.
      It was just a joke, relax.

  • @lornaduwn
    @lornaduwn 9 месяцев назад +26

    Those Polish women looked like they were about to stop and peck some corn off of the ground any minute.

  • @richtravis9562
    @richtravis9562 9 месяцев назад +7

    I grew up on a working farm, had horses, rode them to gather cattle, wore a gun, hat, boots, Lasso'd. Cowboy: been there, done that.

  • @gimsotglobal8060
    @gimsotglobal8060 9 месяцев назад +28

    The girl with the "bucket'o'ranch" has hoop earrings. LMAO 🤣🤣

    • @TheBlueprintsOrlando
      @TheBlueprintsOrlando 9 месяцев назад

      I would def go on a second date with that southern belle 😂

    • @vcat8136
      @vcat8136 9 месяцев назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ntshdff
      @ntshdff 9 месяцев назад

      If she guzzles the ranch she will guzzle the………

    • @allouttabubblegum1984
      @allouttabubblegum1984 9 месяцев назад +1

      My first thought was do you want any food with that ranch?😂

  • @EileenHeitman
    @EileenHeitman 9 месяцев назад +14

    When Zed began his discussion of cowboy/ pirate/ samurai…….i was surprised by his depth of thought ….his expression of the nuances ….the pros and cons of each potential choice. There is a philosophical sophistication to him that we need to recognize and appreciate. This is an example of an Airforce veterans complicated view of the world and its choices. Semper Fidelis Dave in Omaha

    • @robertoseveno
      @robertoseveno 9 месяцев назад

      You his agent?

    • @EileenHeitman
      @EileenHeitman 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@robertoseveno my statement is sarcasm, Roberto.

    • @robertoseveno
      @robertoseveno 9 месяцев назад

      mine irony err userru-6-t7urfgchg-7i56@@EileenHeitman

  • @wendya1250
    @wendya1250 9 месяцев назад +11

    So sweet picturing Tyler out looking for sticks with his little girl :)

  • @Tranzisto
    @Tranzisto 9 месяцев назад +10

    Guys, the samurai is the only choice. Those guys BATHED. Cowboys and pirates (sailors, in general) had to go weeks and often months without an access to any kind of bathing facility, with pirates also being confounded to a ship and cowboys smelling like cow ding.

  • @GottaSayIt
    @GottaSayIt 9 месяцев назад +14

    Kids whose parents read to them regularly will become fantastic readers. READ TO YOUR KIDS AT ANY AGE

    • @lookingup82
      @lookingup82 9 месяцев назад +3

      i took 100 words out of Dr Seuss books. made flash cards, so she could sight read them. I'd introduce words in the book. Then, read it to her. Next book, review sight words, back to last book. 100 sight words.. in Preschool. Reading before Age 3. Tested later and has 145 IQ. Parents teach the kids.

    • @lookingup82
      @lookingup82 9 месяцев назад

      * When my daughter was 2y and 4mo ( pls ASL 30 words)

  • @Firinne2023
    @Firinne2023 9 месяцев назад +5

    First time I’ve ever read the comments-they’re just as entertaining as the show! 🍿🍿

  • @johnorourke-j9y
    @johnorourke-j9y 9 месяцев назад +14

    that was the OK State Superintendent of Public Instruction, Ryan Walters

  • @ncampos210
    @ncampos210 9 месяцев назад +16

    The last part with the women screaming at each other 😂😂😂😂...I thought that it was going to be a great fight scene 😂😂😂

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 9 месяцев назад +7

      HOA MEETING 😂😂😂

  • @claycopopo
    @claycopopo 9 месяцев назад +17

    Pirate ...
    For all the "booty" .... 😂

    • @SaycoRa
      @SaycoRa 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah,ship filled with men.
      Lots of opportunities.

    • @claycopopo
      @claycopopo 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@SaycoRa
      Lame ...

    • @SaycoRa
      @SaycoRa 9 месяцев назад

      @@claycopopo TY

    • @anatoliagolden-hall4553
      @anatoliagolden-hall4553 9 месяцев назад

      Why do you people have to make everything sexual? Are you trying to be cute or clever? Anyways, these lame attempts usually fall flat.

  • @JuT-z2s
    @JuT-z2s 9 месяцев назад +29

    the plumber that put the supply through the dish soap handle--hello-you should have cleared out everything under the sink. Make the job easier for your contractor! You deserved that prank.

    • @alexschutz7283
      @alexschutz7283 8 месяцев назад

      That should have been out of his way. They called him. He was being petty.

  • @tenaboutang5078
    @tenaboutang5078 9 месяцев назад +18

    4:23 - 5:22 OMG Zed, she didn't even ask you and you are proving her right; LMAO LMAO

  • @elfinpurple219
    @elfinpurple219 9 месяцев назад +20

    I was expecting the shouty ladies to bust into a dance number, at any minute! xD

    • @janetyeoman1544
      @janetyeoman1544 9 месяцев назад +3

      I was expecting those zombie ladies to start yelling “Brains”

    • @marlelarmarlelar9547
      @marlelarmarlelar9547 9 месяцев назад +3

      Must have been a set up for something, they were all too well dressed for a rumble.

    • @jemarty666
      @jemarty666 9 месяцев назад +7

      All i saw was Disney's remake of west side story. 😂😂😂

    • @janeenschultz8502
      @janeenschultz8502 9 месяцев назад +2

      I don't remember what channel I saw it on, but the shouty ladies clip was there and someone in the comments did a whole David Attenborough-style narration about it being a lesbian mating ritual.

    • @cx2900
      @cx2900 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@the-great-experimentdotcom9744 also something about the haka dance seems slightly self-deprecating and humorous, this shit looks like self-important pretention

  • @neilfelsbourg170
    @neilfelsbourg170 9 месяцев назад +27

    Hose through the dish soap was hilarious. First thing I thought was you treated that installer like a slave didn't you? Move it this was a bit, no over there an inch, watch my walls or your going to pay for the scratches and on and on. Pay back is a B.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 9 месяцев назад +3

      My electrician trapped the cat. Fortunately he was still there and helped me get her out. Sneaky little Siamese!

    • @paulbrickler
      @paulbrickler 9 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah, my thought was - she didn't clean out the cabinet before asking the guy to work down there?

    • @vickidemarco2076
      @vickidemarco2076 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@paulbrickleryep

  • @meganluck4352
    @meganluck4352 9 месяцев назад +12

    Soo, that whole stick clip really just tells us that men and dogs have a lot in common with the things they enjoy.🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lizbrown7232
      @lizbrown7232 9 месяцев назад

      I was thinking it would make a good curtain rod.

    • @markmurex6559
      @markmurex6559 9 месяцев назад +2

      You can make a spear from a stick. Men have instincts that help them survive.

    • @meganluck4352
      @meganluck4352 9 месяцев назад

      @@lizbrown7232 Hahaha, I hadn't thought of that idea. 😂

  • @tabb00
    @tabb00 9 месяцев назад +6

    Plumber probably wanted you to remove everything from under the sink.

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 9 месяцев назад

      definitely felt that one

  • @SilverEvans
    @SilverEvans 9 месяцев назад +33

    11:50 imagine have your neuralink hacked, and now you’re Rick rolled on repeat. 😂😭

    • @stephenthomas1492
      @stephenthomas1492 9 месяцев назад +2

      I've thought about it. If I was getting really old, I'd go for it. Can't think of a more fitting song to go to my gave with.

    • @christianlink4433
      @christianlink4433 9 месяцев назад

      i put that song on my bus playlist, it is a 30+ hour playlist and i hit shuffle everytime. the kids won't be lucky forever

    • @robertoseveno
      @robertoseveno 9 месяцев назад

      Jeeeezus save me!

    • @djdeemz7651
      @djdeemz7651 9 месяцев назад

      It could be way worse than that image getting really gross gay porn that involved eating poop being blasted into your head

  • @jonathanshumpert9549
    @jonathanshumpert9549 9 месяцев назад +5

    "Women can do anything men can do" Not always. My wife usually does not laugh at my crude jokes so I was surprised to get a laugh out of her a few weeks ago. The Miley Cyrus song "Flowers" was on and when Miley sang the line "write my name in the sand", I said "Yes, but can you write your name in the snow?" Guys know what that is.

  • @kimberlyspurgeon9092
    @kimberlyspurgeon9092 9 месяцев назад +6

    That pickle clip reminded me of being at the store with my mother, looking at the dried fruit. She saw a bag that said, "Dried Plums," and she said, "Dried plums, what a great idea! Why hasn't anyone ever done that before?" I laughed my head off as I pointed to the bag of prunes right next to the 'dried plums.' She finally got it and laughed embarrassingly. We still talk about that.

  • @RobARug
    @RobARug 9 месяцев назад +7

    Wow! Superintendent Ryan Walters is based!

  • @priscillashirah2345
    @priscillashirah2345 9 месяцев назад +17

    I think it may be portraying “West Side Story”, women’s version 😂😂

    • @dragonov33
      @dragonov33 9 месяцев назад +1

      Lol, I was going to say that. Great minds.

  • @cathygail9204
    @cathygail9204 9 месяцев назад +5

    Come on now! I'm a 70 year old grandma. I collect small to medium sized tree branches on my walks around the neighborhood. People look at me like I'm nuts, but I'll be the one who can cook on my firepit when the power goes out! That's what I'm talkin' about!

  • @kimchunchu3556
    @kimchunchu3556 9 месяцев назад +14

    The stick.... he plans to go to the city council meeting and turn it into a snake.

    • @conleykat
      @conleykat 9 месяцев назад +1

      "speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far".

  • @RustyDodd
    @RustyDodd 9 месяцев назад +5

    im willing to bet the plumber was mad all those bottles were in his way when he was fixin yo pipes.

  • @joywebster2678
    @joywebster2678 9 месяцев назад +5

    Last one looks like a new version of West Side Story!

  • @faeriefire78
    @faeriefire78 9 месяцев назад +6

    Tyler: "Why is this video so long?"
    Also Tyler: "Let me spend 10 minutes debating the merits of being a cowboy, samurai or pirate."

  • @frankbrislin4378
    @frankbrislin4378 9 месяцев назад +10

    2:45 I do feel bad for her though. She is being used; used by unhinged enviornmental cases, and even by her own parents. THEY are the ones who have stolen her childhood. What sort of miserable human being hides behind a child with Aspergers; using her as a human shield from criticism???

    • @rogerwilcojr
      @rogerwilcojr 9 месяцев назад +3

      Never worked a day in her life and is probably worth millions.

    • @frankbrislin4378
      @frankbrislin4378 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@rogerwilcojr , True, but at what cost?

  • @cstarr3240
    @cstarr3240 9 месяцев назад +9

    12:50 What made the workman mad enough to do this? It was that you left all that shit under the sink. Clean that area up if you're going to have somebody going to work down there.

    • @dm_curt
      @dm_curt 9 месяцев назад

      "Clean the area if you want someone to work down there" is good advice for both appliances and dating.

    • @PrissyTxTomboy
      @PrissyTxTomboy 9 месяцев назад +1

      "Clean that area..." That's what she said

  • @MournfulTyrant
    @MournfulTyrant 9 месяцев назад

    6:42 This gives a whole new meaning to "being in your own little world".

  • @user-hl7uv1hn2y
    @user-hl7uv1hn2y 9 месяцев назад +23

    And yeah, the Oklahoma clip, PERFECT!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelmapes4119
      @michaelmapes4119 9 месяцев назад +2

      Thats not the Governor by the way.

    • @user-hl7uv1hn2y
      @user-hl7uv1hn2y 9 месяцев назад +1

      @michaelmapes4119 I didn't ask but neat 😁. It's a principle thing.

  • @dondale68
    @dondale68 6 месяцев назад +2

    TIP;;; In Dollar General,,, Clover Valley makes cookies very similar to Girl Scout Cookies for about 65% less!! And you can get them more than once a year!

  • @davefromfresno
    @davefromfresno 9 месяцев назад +6

    That's why 30 years as a mechanic I refused to grow my beard or hair long. I worked on diesel engines.. they will pull your head into the whole works. Just not worth it. Glad this guy got by with just a cordless drill.
    Love your videos... keep it up!

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 9 месяцев назад +1

      He’s lucky he got off with just a “waxing” of sorts and not a degloved cheek 😬

  • @maxstrong4700
    @maxstrong4700 9 месяцев назад +7

    23:41 I've seen cats do this before I think they're about to start fighting

  • @jameshilliv
    @jameshilliv 9 месяцев назад +6

    One of the best shows ever is British. An Idiot Abroad. Funniest thing I've ever watched.

  • @luther56
    @luther56 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Go Dog, Go" was one of my favorites.

  • @opalassociatesllc1244
    @opalassociatesllc1244 9 месяцев назад +1

    Just listened to your book on Audible, I loved it. I cried a bit and laughed at your lack of allergies. Thanks for sharing your story.

  • @Salt_Miser
    @Salt_Miser 9 месяцев назад +8

    The lady with the tub of ranch is my dream girl

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 9 месяцев назад +1

      He was an A$$$ for recording during his first date and his reaction was like. I have to pay extra for that😣

    • @saltyginger777
      @saltyginger777 9 месяцев назад +3

      Lol 😂 there's hope for me yet! 😂❤

  • @jerwin2804
    @jerwin2804 9 месяцев назад +4

    The reason the installer ran the hose through your dish soap is because you left all that shit under your sink, knowing full well someone was coming to install an appliance.

  • @lauraa5032
    @lauraa5032 9 месяцев назад +3

    9:34 - My son (12 years old) has been finding random things at recess lately and bringing them home from school. Yesterday he came strolling to the van with a stick nearly as long as he is tall. 😆 (And yes, I let him keep it, because it's a good stick. 🤣)

  • @avenger09123
    @avenger09123 8 месяцев назад

    Tyler talking about getting hit by shrinkflation in the girl scout cookies just sounds like a getting hit in the nuts joke...actually made me laugh

  • @ohthankg-dforthebourgeoisi9800
    @ohthankg-dforthebourgeoisi9800 8 месяцев назад +1

    Cowboy: great steak!
    Samurai: raw fish
    Pirate: maggoty rations at sea.

  • @plumber_midge
    @plumber_midge 9 месяцев назад +3

    Was looking for my fellow plumber comments about that dish soap bottle 😂 Petty!!

  • @theragesage1239
    @theragesage1239 9 месяцев назад +3

    The one @3:48 the second guard needs one as well. Did you see him jump and a bit of parkour

  • @tetrasphere8165
    @tetrasphere8165 9 месяцев назад +4

    18:39 let me in on the joke

    • @Vamanos46
      @Vamanos46 9 месяцев назад +4

      Apparently he resembles jeffrey dahmer

  • @knrdvmmlbkkn
    @knrdvmmlbkkn 9 месяцев назад +5

    12:57 Cutting open the handle of that container would probably be much quicker. As well as cheaper, if you can't unplug the pipe (more like a hose) yourself.

  • @floorpizza8074
    @floorpizza8074 5 месяцев назад

    "He's laying on the floor all Family Guy'd" absolutely sent me.

  • @lorenhawks8314
    @lorenhawks8314 8 месяцев назад +1

    Those women in Poland are what would happen if Netflix did a reboot of West Side Story.

  • @debralynnpaxton5238
    @debralynnpaxton5238 8 месяцев назад +1

    Less 'Thin Mints' in each package and in a smaller box plus $1.00 increase here in Missouri at $6.00 per box = 'Shrinkflation'.

  • @cmmm-p1b
    @cmmm-p1b 9 месяцев назад +1

    the book guy brought back memories of me reading the exact same books to my little guys!

  • @andrewmanley7896
    @andrewmanley7896 9 месяцев назад +2

    Zed, the last one is how you know the zombie apocalypse has begun... Lolol... Great one dude!

  • @iambearwolf4383
    @iambearwolf4383 9 месяцев назад +1

    This is by far one of the funniest episodes you've ever done!!

  • @christyann
    @christyann 9 месяцев назад +2

    I have a big pile of sticks I've been collecting😂 I'm going to make a whimsical fence around my garden😊

  • @sarahschumacher1417
    @sarahschumacher1417 9 месяцев назад +1

    The book was great Tyler! I could not put it down, easy read. Thank you.

  • @jsb127
    @jsb127 9 месяцев назад +1

    9:35 Epic stick find! I lost it! 😂😂😂

  • @apiphobixl8228
    @apiphobixl8228 9 месяцев назад +2

    Ngl I would not care that my wife was laughing at that shank. The fact that she is on the course is all the support I would need

  • @debralynnpaxton5238
    @debralynnpaxton5238 8 месяцев назад

    Lol on the "...logical solution instead of emotional support..."

  • @robwhatever2605
    @robwhatever2605 9 месяцев назад +1

    I feel the pain of the beard guy. I Was using a wire cup brush and my beard got wrapped up. Luckily I stopped fast enough and only lost a few hairs. That must have HURT.

  • @gary_dg
    @gary_dg 9 месяцев назад +2

    Go Dog Go ! is a classic.

  • @haroldlawry3009
    @haroldlawry3009 9 месяцев назад +3

    The ladies were trying to do a Haka!

  • @amandawilkinsontarot7096
    @amandawilkinsontarot7096 9 месяцев назад +2

    My granddaughter is 5 and 1/2 and she read me almost the whole book "Love You Forever" by Robert Munch!! Her mom must have read her that book hundreds of times. I was speechless (which doesn't happen often). She can also read the pre-primer, the primer, and some of the Grade 1 sight word list

  • @Rosie_C
    @Rosie_C 9 месяцев назад +1

    My nephew is one, and went through a phase of having a melt down every time he went inside the house and his mom wouldn’t let him bring his stick collection in.

  • @danajorgensen1358
    @danajorgensen1358 9 месяцев назад +1

    Why do I vacuum behind the fridge? I have dogs and the shed hair collects back there. If I don't vacuum, the fridge eventually overheats and shuts down. And being a $3,000 fridge (and a scratch & dent floor sample at that!), I prefer to not have to repair it. It has a Sears extended warranty, but they don't exist anymore.
    On another side note, "Pirate, Cowboy, Ninja" is actually an alternative form of "Rock, Paper, Scissors".