The lady doing the KAMALA HARRIS impersonation is SPOT ON! IT IS UNCANNY! let alone being COMIC GOLD...the tone of her voice...the word-salad content Of her speech. And THE LAUGH!! COMEDY PERFECTION!! MORE!MORE! SHE IS GREAT!!
Her voice is so spot on I thought it was dubbed which is scary because that's exactly what Kamala does. It's a speech she would approve of beforehand. The problem with Kamala is that this is as far as she goes, there's no one higher up the ladder who she can "do favors" for. I'm sure she's going to get 44 no-show, do-nothing jobs with lobbying firms, corporate boards, banks .. whatever and make a few million a year from EACH. Book deals, you name it. Scary how retarded the world is.
Curvy is making a comeback hopefully. The fact that Gisele Bundchen is the most beautiful woman alive is so ridiculous. The middle woman in the beauty pageant thing is absolutely alluring.
Agreed. One of my favorite T shirts said "Please dont feed the models" Some of those girls have real talent, but the best part of all of them was that they knew how to accept loss gracefully. Sportsmanship is a dying quality. Kids grow up today expecting their trophy too and spazz if they dont get one. Whats the point in doing your best if those that dont gett the same prize?
@@jp-ty1vd Tom Brady though. He got the most beautiful woman in the world. I'm surprised his kids didn't starve to death. I HATE how people keep saying she's a 10. I don't get it. It disturbs me. The random Puerto Ricana at the gas station gets me all flustered. I'm like, "yeah, I'd walk barefoot on a mile of legos just to have her make eye contact with me and see her smile" and yet it's Gisele Bunchen who's the most beautiful woman on the planet? No. Way.
@@jp-ty1vdtbf these days curvy is a political correct way of saying fat and it’s an insult to us real curvy girls who ironically grew up thinking they were fat.
I am from South Africa, and I can tell you that the "aid" does not reach the intended recipients, as all the items that are donated are scaled by government employees, who then sell it for their own gains.
Exactly, that happens throughout African countries & beyond. And with cash, the govs just takes all of that. Most ppl don't know that. Thank you for posting that.
I worked in a state mental intuition as an emergency evaluation for the hospital . These cross dressers, and looney tune people were admitted on the spot, today we are expected to cheer their actions and they have parades now. What a country
What is a state mental intuition? Is everyone intuitive there? Jeez maybe time for you to go back to elementary spelling class. And not everyone different than you is loony, however you people obsessing over other people's lives is a bit loony, judging others and trying to force them to conform to your ways and playing god, judge, and jury is loony. And wanting a parade hurts no one so get over it. Altho, I do think drag queens taking a straight woman's beauty pageant does hurt the straight women. I'm sorry I respect them and their wishes I myself am non-binary but drag queens should have their own pageant and be in their own and I believe they do have their own. But hate speech especially retarded hate speech helps no one. Hate begats hate.
i thought it was a lip synch at first, but very impressive, funny, and quite accurate from what I know of KH! (I'm British, so don't really know that much about her!)
Yea that is absolutely the best sound in the world! Hands down! Nothing better. I lost my mom in January and I'd give anything to hear that sound even if it was "Come get these damn kids!" ❤ trying to learn how to live without her everyday is hard. If you still have your mom tell her you love her don't take one minute for granted. Especially if you have a good one.
Awesome 😢😢 if your near me I'll watch you kids ❤ better then housing illegals😜 I'm sorry about that, but grow your community to help, go to church and have good friends around in the time of need k
My husband is retired Air Force, and years ago when he was active duty I noticed our next door neighbors on base were always home. They had two young boys at the time, one being a baby. I went over and told them I was going to babysit for free so they could go out and enjoy themselves, and not to worry what time they got home. They so much appreciated what I did and said they really needed that. It was just a small thing for me to do.
Three gals stranded on an island for years. They find a genie in a bottle. The redhead gal wishes to be home with her family. *poof* The brunette gal wishes she could see the Eiffle tower from her favorite cafe. *poof* The blonde gal says: I can't think of anything... I need help, I wish my friends were here.
Blonde on river bank hollers to blonde on opposite river bank " How do I get to the other side?" Opposite bank blonde looks around and up and down and hollers back " you're ON the other side".
"Would you like to donate 50¢ to feed a starving family for one night?" "Sure. Gotta keep them alive long enough to starve again tomorrow night, right?" 🙄
One time went to the beach with my mom. I knew she would fall asleep as she loved the sun. I had brought a loaf of bread and I crunched it all up and spread it around her blanket. She woke up screaming. Darn it was before video cameras because it was hysterical. In fact some folks about 20 ft away we’re busting up before I was even done. Seagulls everywhere…
Sea level rise is real, small, and has been going on for centuries. You can't appeal to Plymouth Rock, though. "the Rock has ... been *moved* over the past few centuries, having been broken, split and relocated several times. For example, the top portion was removed to Town Square in 1774 and later in 1834 to Pilgrim Hall Museum. The two halves of the Rock were reunited on the waterfront under a granite canopy in 1880, ..., and later was entirely excavated and lowered onto the shoreline in 1920 with a new granite portico placed over it in 1921" -- Reuters. So the Rock isn't "still" anywhere in particular. Real environmentalists are still around because there are still real environmental problems like invasive species.
Companies: If you buy one of our product, we'll give one of our product to people in [insert country]. Me: So that means you can afford to cut your prices in half.
My business partner and I took 2 clients from Montreal to negril jamaica a topless 5 star resort. On the way back he was sleeping, just torn up hungover. We put about 100 condoms in his carry on. At customs they asked if anything to declare, he said no, female agent pulls clothing out of his bag and condoms flew everywhere. We still piss ourselves laughing all the time about that one
I think that's basically what it is. Girls love horses, but most of them can't own them. This is role play. And it's healthy exercise and socializing, I think it's great. Much rather see my daughter get into that than a whole list of other things. If I had a daughter.
@@justforever96 These are young teenagers, like 11-14. Making their own "horses" is a big part of it, for many it's the most important part. Getting together, looking for materials, learning from each other helping each other.. A hell of a lot healthier than constant navelgazing and making up new pronouns.
I worked at a library, my reaction to someone who don’t have a library. “Great, do you live in this county, I just need your ID. Then with your new card you can get 50 books, 15 DVD, 25 magazines. Our libraries are fine free, you don’t have to pay us in they are late, loss or damaged”. Welcome to the County library. We have a copy of Zed Tyler’s book!
@@TheSaintBigFoot hey now, don’t drag normal ones like me into this. Some of us are just dog people but for jumbo dogs, I don’t claim those people 😭 she should just got into pole vaulting, it’s way less weird
I agree. NYS AG LETICIA JAMES SAID: "TO MALE TO PALE TO STALE" re: President Trump White America 🇺🇸 rebuttal: To fat, To Black, To Silverback. How much money did FatAzzFani, Mayor Tiffany & AG JAMES SYEAL FROM EVIDENCE LOCKUP? A. $55M to $63M is the new estimate That buys a boat load of chitty🍌 🍌 🍌
In our small rural town, we have "cats" in our high school complete with kitty litter in the restrooms. A boy who said "ARF" to them was threatened expulsion if he didn't respect their identities as cats. You can't make this up.
I agree that CCP shouldn't be in control of our digital data.. but we are now learning that American companies sell even more personal digital data such as ABB and most of the Apple apps. Facebook being the worse.
re: Turn Signals. The funniest joke I've ever heard related to that is "If you ever feel like you are worthless, just remember, there is someone whose job it is to install turn signals on BMWs"
Weird shit at weddings: My husband's BF got married in Punxatawny PA (home of Punxatawny Phil the groundhog). FIL was a member of the Inner Circle (the groundhog's handlers) Groundhog was invited to the wedding and photobombed EVERY bride and Groom picture.
I'm skeptical, I never saw a human jump vertically like that, even track and field jumpers do it horizontally, Photo shopped? I would have to witness it in person.
Anyone else notice that the seagulls laughed at the woman who dropped her salad. They are ruthless I swear. I can just imagine what they were saying to each other while enjoying her food for her. 😂😂😂
Bruh... Elsa Kurt is a Legend, A Comedian on Joe Rogan said Kamala Speaks in Gypsy Curses, Kamala focuses on 1 aspect of her speech and loops it in various ways like her Classic "The Significance of the Passage of Time" I Just Got a copy of Kamala's Next Speech: "We Need to Start Doing, The Things that need to get done in order to go from Doing To Done. so let's do it... In The Butt"
6:30 I'm offended, those litter boxes are not plus size accommodating. Go down to home depot and get some wash basins, fill them with litter, and provide a rainbow burying rake. All litter boxes should be able to handle 2 Gorlocks and a 'It's Ma'am' sized deposit per hour.
Worse than falling into an ice fishing hole...falling face first into cow manure. It happened to me. I was covered head to toe. Dad was laughing the whole time while he was rinsing me off with the garden hose. I've literally eaten sh*t, but I DIDN'T DIE lol
I read the first half of the sentence and thought we were going into FIRE ANT territory, but touché good fellow, that is MUCH WORSE. And versus Fire Ants, that’s saying something.
what is so amazing about your channel is that you include subtitles in every way shape and form, sometimes youtube slips with this but you are also facing the viewer... essentially you are mindful about people who are deaf and that is very noble of you. I respect that, I am not deaf but I know people who are and they 'tell' me how (text, ASL in person) frequently how neglected they feel. I am not American and though we have the tech you guys have, it is super expensive (such as implants), since I deal with this (some help elderly people, some disabled, I help the latter) so it is a constant reminder. Remember, many love America, I do even though I know it is not always mutual (rarely and few and far in between) and many indeed have forgone due to feeling they are frowned upon, in this day and age, people have never been so divided and globally things are not looking great. If you do see this, thanks (maybe the algorithm picks up on this), RUclips did a fantastic job on CC given the number of languages so I hope they rank channels like this higher. It is clean, not controversial, light yet meaningful.
0:23 I upgraded to first class once and was in seat 1B. A Japanese man sat next to me and slept all flight... I got free booze and slippers. I prefer a window seat but after 3 whiskeys I took a nap and woke up with a blanket... I didn't face the rest of the plane, but if you fall asleep in coach you wake up with a stranger drooling on you not a blanket.
18:35 I actually had a friend in high school who said "my car has this neat anti-theft feature where you have to press the clutch pedal in to start it." We just looked at him like, "I think the fact it's a manual IS the anti-theft feature itself..."
What's funny is I "planned to" do something like that in my first car with the high-beam switch which was on the floor, but since I am a major procrastinator it never got done!
About the unexplainable marketing tactic... On at least one brand of T.P., they have ditched the standard straight perforations between the squares in favor of a wavy perforations pattern. Someone had to think it, suggest it, get it approved, retool all the machines at what cost. And we were expecting flying cars......
There is a plaque on a monument at the old Spanish fort at St. Augustine, Florida points out that when the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock, the grandchildren of the original settlers of St. Augustine were picking the oranges from their trees. Two tourists from the New England looked at it and one of them said, "How can that be"?, and his friend said, "They were here first".
The last one with the bus driver was hilarious! I laughed harder at that than I have at anything else you've ever posted! Make them all ugly again! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@kj7792 We tried to stand up. Trudeau declared a state of emergency and sent the army who were all too happy to take off their name tags and serve him and his totalitarian orders to squash the dreams of Canada's freedom. Then we tried a petition to vote no confidence and hold an election within 40 days. 348 000 people signed it. But the Liberal Party and the NDP party have an agreement that they will not vote no confidence in exchange for the Liberals voting in favor of one medical bill that the NDPs wanted passed, officially selling out Canadian democracy. So that petition never went anywhere. Now we have no legal recourse that we can enact to overturn the Liberal/NDP coalition until we can vote him out of power. Fat chance with him buying Chinese ballot forgeries. Canada has an identity and we aren't willing to throw it away just to drag one man through the streets, as much as we all want to. We want to get him out legally but he steals elections. He was supposed to be voted out during the pandemic, but somehow he won the election. My guess of course, is he didn't buy enough forged ballots from China to win a majority. I guess he thought more people were going to vote for him. He thought he still had us all fooled at that point, and didn't want to buy so many ballots that there would be more votes than voters. So in his arrogance he under prepared. Besides. Not enough of us are armed to fight the Canadian military up here. We can't just up and have a revo...lution. We have hunting rifles at best up here. Too bad we don't have like, an older brother type neighbor with the world's strongest military to back us up. But I guess we don't have anybody around who likes to police the world and end dictatorships that cripple once prosperous nations. Oh well. We'll keep signing petitions to vote no confidence in record numbers. Petitions that get presented to Parliament and never go any further. Maybe next election enough Canadians will show up to vote that there would be no room for phony ballots to swing the result. Because that's our only hope of ever getting our country back from this weak little bitch dictator who has the legal system holding us in tax slavery with no way to overturn him.
The joke with hair ties, I once dropped a pack of condoms in a co-workers bag...almost led to divorce. After the joke I even spoke to the wife myself and told her I pulled a prank. She said Im just trying to cover for him. Best to not joke with things like that🤦♂️
@13:15 Whether it's ice, or in a boat, on a dock or even from the bank, a true Dad will never try to fish with a kid. He will take his kid fishing, sure. But if he does, he knows only the kid will be fishing. Between watching for danger, baiting hooks, encouraging the kid, telling him he has a bite, etc. etc. There will be no time for Dad to actually fish. Take a kid fishing. The rewards are immense. But don't expect to do any fishing yourself.
@13:20 I immediately noticed that the little boy did not scream. He fussed as his dad pulled him out. He knew his daddy would take care of him. Props to that father for being a number one dad.
Guys, I know he fussed because he was cold, wet, and lost a boot. My point was that he only fussed and not thrown a huge fit because he knew his dad would take care of him. His small fuss instead of a full-on bawling shows his trust in his father to make it all better.
That Hobby Horse was created in 1968 on Lasker St. in Waco Tx. A girl on my block seriously thought she was a horse and this is how she projected herself EVERY DAY……Especially on Saturdays.She’s winnie,& paw at the ground.Last I heard she was still in some type of “Home” in Texas.🤣
goooood mernin everyone!
Good Mernin, Tyler and Crew! 😁
Guten Morgen and well met.
Good mernin, y’all! Lots of love from Texas! Yeehaw! 🤠
Speak for yourself mate, it's 10PM here in Perth Australia.
@@jeremyandmichelledevereux2756same here in Malaysia.
The lady doing the KAMALA HARRIS impersonation is SPOT ON! IT IS UNCANNY! let alone being COMIC GOLD...the tone of her voice...the word-salad content Of her speech. And THE LAUGH!!
COMEDY PERFECTION!!
MORE!MORE! SHE IS GREAT!!
'Couldn't agree more.
HA HA!! I so agree!!
Her voice is so spot on I thought it was dubbed which is scary because that's exactly what Kamala does. It's a speech she would approve of beforehand. The problem with Kamala is that this is as far as she goes, there's no one higher up the ladder who she can "do favors" for. I'm sure she's going to get 44 no-show, do-nothing jobs with lobbying firms, corporate boards, banks .. whatever and make a few million a year from EACH. Book deals, you name it. Scary how retarded the world is.
Amazing impression. Sad, but amazing.
Needs more ghetto nasal tone
I'm sorry, I owe all beauty pageant contestants from the past an apology. I miss you and the work you did as WOMEN to compete in real pageants.
Curvy is making a comeback hopefully. The fact that Gisele Bundchen is the most beautiful woman alive is so ridiculous. The middle woman in the beauty pageant thing is absolutely alluring.
Agreed. One of my favorite T shirts said
"Please dont feed the models"
Some of those girls have real talent, but the best part of all of them was that they knew how to accept loss gracefully. Sportsmanship is a dying quality. Kids grow up today expecting their trophy too and spazz if they dont get one. Whats the point in doing your best if those that dont gett the same prize?
@@matthewgilfus1640 btw, curvy NEVER went out of style and never will.
@@jp-ty1vd Tom Brady though. He got the most beautiful woman in the world. I'm surprised his kids didn't starve to death.
I HATE how people keep saying she's a 10. I don't get it. It disturbs me. The random Puerto Ricana at the gas station gets me all flustered. I'm like, "yeah, I'd walk barefoot on a mile of legos just to have her make eye contact with me and see her smile" and yet it's Gisele Bunchen who's the most beautiful woman on the planet? No. Way.
@@jp-ty1vdtbf these days curvy is a political correct way of saying fat and it’s an insult to us real curvy girls who ironically grew up thinking they were fat.
I am from South Africa, and I can tell you that the "aid" does not reach the intended recipients, as all the items that are donated are scaled by government employees, who then sell it for their own gains.
"Scaled". Interesting way of saying "stolen".
Or get crushed by it😂😂😂
Yeah - international aid is a massive scam.
Exactly, that happens throughout African countries & beyond. And with cash, the govs just takes all of that. Most ppl don't know that. Thank you for posting that.
South African slang.@@KuptisOriginal
Omgosh, that Kamala spoof was beyond hilarious!!! And spot-on!!! So funny!!!! 😂
Wow.....that could really be Harris' next dissertation. Word for word!
The Kamala impersonation was SO GOOD!! She even had K's voice just right. Perfect!!!
the voice was AI...
Good Kamala impersonators infuriate me almost as much as the real thing.
This one gave a far better and smarter speech than Harris has ever given
Would love to hear her dub a real Kamala speech with complete nonsense.
Sorry, sorry, that would be redundant.
She is very good at whatever it is that KH pretends to do.
She needed to show the kneepads.
Wow, that was a spot-on impression.
A Harris speech is the equivalent of a kid giving a verbal book report on a book they never read.
Or somebody trying to present a project to a class.
Perfect definition!!
😂😂😂
Or the equivalent of the annoying phrase "It is what it is." It is NOTHING! It does not even add up to freaking. zero.
Or equivalent of Christian Freeland.
The Joy Bahar spoof was beyond BRILLIANT
That was a spoof?
I follow her on TT. She is freaking hilarious!! 😂
@@ginareneenay_72T T?
OMG, I lost it...and there, there are trees and there...there is the ground, that lady is awesome.
I worked in a state mental intuition as an emergency evaluation for the hospital . These cross dressers, and looney tune people were admitted on the spot, today we are expected to cheer their actions and they have parades now. What a country
Is that mental institution big and white? With a man walking around nekkid inside lookin' fer kids that escaped the tunnels?
What is a state mental intuition? Is everyone intuitive there? Jeez maybe time for you to go back to elementary spelling class. And not everyone different than you is loony, however you people obsessing over other people's lives is a bit loony, judging others and trying to force them to conform to your ways and playing god, judge, and jury is loony. And wanting a parade hurts no one so get over it. Altho, I do think drag queens taking a straight woman's beauty pageant does hurt the straight women. I'm sorry I respect them and their wishes I myself am non-binary but drag queens should have their own pageant and be in their own and I believe they do have their own. But hate speech especially retarded hate speech helps no one. Hate begats hate.
Yes, mental "care" has definitely gone the wrong direction. I don't know how it gets corrected, but it needs to be ASAP.
1:30 Okay but that Kamala Harris impression was too accurate holy moly :0
I was thinking the same thing. Voice, cadence, and the AI auto filling type speaking
Kamala speech was too intelligent, with not enough circular reasoning.
i thought it was a lip synch at first, but very impressive, funny, and quite accurate from what I know of KH! (I'm British, so don't really know that much about her!)
She sounds like a kindergarten teacher
The man hands distracted me.
"Grow up, that's not funny",says Zed while he is laughing his ass off.
Remember...rules for thee, but not for me
You beat me to it! 😂
He always does that. Then points his finger at himself and says, "Grow up!" 😂
@@psyko9660 Damn, he's starting to become a democrat...
at fart jokes man
Yea that is absolutely the best sound in the world! Hands down! Nothing better. I lost my mom in January and I'd give anything to hear that sound even if it was "Come get these damn kids!" ❤ trying to learn how to live without her everyday is hard. If you still have your mom tell her you love her don't take one minute for granted. Especially if you have a good one.
Awesome 😢😢 if your near me I'll watch you kids ❤ better then housing illegals😜 I'm sorry about that, but grow your community to help, go to church and have good friends around in the time of need k
My husband is retired Air Force, and years ago when he was active duty I noticed our next door neighbors on base were always home. They had two young boys at the time, one being a baby. I went over and told them I was going to babysit for free so they could go out and enjoy themselves, and not to worry what time they got home. They so much appreciated what I did and said they really needed that. It was just a small thing for me to do.
Great Kamala impression!!!! To include the Kackling!!!
Everybody loves a yellow school bus 🚌…🤣🤣🤣
That lady's got Kamel's cackle down pretty darn good, near perfect I'd say.
That is an accurate harris speech.
She nailed it!
Three gals stranded on an island for years. They find a genie in a bottle. The redhead gal wishes to be home with her family. *poof* The brunette gal wishes she could see the Eiffle tower from her favorite cafe. *poof* The blonde gal says: I can't think of anything... I need help, I wish my friends were here.
Read this to my girl. Her reply, "Guess who's dinner tonight."😂
LMBO
@@gravdigr27run, now.
Blonde on river bank hollers to blonde on opposite river bank
" How do I get to the other side?"
Opposite bank blonde looks around and up and down and hollers back " you're ON the other side".
You may not have gotten the most " thumbs up " but yours was the funniest 💯 😂@c.e.anderson558
That impression was too coherent and not enough cackling.
The joy behar one almost made me piss my pants. Be easy will ya, I'm old 😂
The CamelToe Harris impression was spot on.
"Would you like to donate 50¢ to feed a starving family for one night?"
"Sure. Gotta keep them alive long enough to starve again tomorrow night, right?" 🙄
Don’t forget they need to breed too.
The Kamala Harris impression was spot on.
That miss America pageant made me fall to the floor laughing 😂
One time went to the beach with my mom. I knew she would fall asleep as she loved the sun. I had brought a loaf of bread and I crunched it all up and spread it around her blanket. She woke up screaming. Darn it was before video cameras because it was hysterical. In fact some folks about 20 ft away we’re busting up before I was even done. Seagulls everywhere…
Did she get a lotta birdie poo poo on her?
The most impressive thing about Plymouth Rock is that it's still at sea level and environmentalists are still making money.
another "inconvenient truth".
@@jp-ty1vd an inconvenient truth, if you will.
They cut up the Rock years ago for some reason
Don't tell Al Gore.
Sea level rise is real, small, and has been going on for centuries. You can't appeal to Plymouth Rock, though. "the Rock has ... been *moved* over the past few centuries, having been broken, split and relocated several times.
For example, the top portion was removed to Town Square in 1774 and later in 1834 to Pilgrim Hall Museum. The two halves of the Rock were reunited on the waterfront under a granite canopy in 1880, ..., and later was entirely excavated and lowered onto the shoreline in 1920 with a new granite portico placed over it in 1921" -- Reuters. So the Rock isn't "still" anywhere in particular. Real environmentalists are still around because there are still real environmental problems like invasive species.
Companies: If you buy one of our product, we'll give one of our product to people in [insert country].
Me: So that means you can afford to cut your prices in half.
Kamala Harris is amazing. She has the incredible ability to talk nonstop for hours and not say a thing! Amazing!😂
Omg, that last joke with the bus driver was awesome 😂! Loved it!🎉
My business partner and I took 2 clients from Montreal to negril jamaica a topless 5 star resort. On the way back he was sleeping, just torn up hungover. We put about 100 condoms in his carry on. At customs they asked if anything to declare, he said no, female agent pulls clothing out of his bag and condoms flew everywhere. We still piss ourselves laughing all the time about that one
And she STICKS the landing! Who knew hobby horses could jump that high?!? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
I LOVED the lady pretending to be Joy from "The Spew" 🤣🤣🤣 That sums up that toxic show.
Absolutely! Spot on.
This is all sad. We are sinking and this is how we cope ?
Super hilarious 🤣😂🤣 Great job that is so her spot on💯‼️
The upside to the Hobby Horse thing is that now every working class father can get his daughter a pony.
I think that's basically what it is. Girls love horses, but most of them can't own them. This is role play. And it's healthy exercise and socializing, I think it's great. Much rather see my daughter get into that than a whole list of other things. If I had a daughter.
@@justforever96 These are young teenagers, like 11-14. Making their own "horses" is a big part of it, for many it's the most important part. Getting together, looking for materials, learning from each other helping each other.. A hell of a lot healthier than constant navelgazing and making up new pronouns.
MAKE PONIES, NOT PRONOUNS! 😍
Umm, no...that's for a WOKING class father.
crazy or not, it looks like fun. Remember kids are still joining 4H clubs so all is not lost.
Not even gonna mention about “flewed” out??? 😂😂
I worked at a library, my reaction to someone who don’t have a library. “Great, do you live in this county, I just need your ID. Then with your new card you can get 50 books, 15 DVD, 25 magazines. Our libraries are fine free, you don’t have to pay us in they are late, loss or damaged”. Welcome to the County library. We have a copy of Zed Tyler’s book!
Thank you so much, I just moved here. For some reason, the last person tried to fight me when I told them I didn't have one. 😂
“A copy” you have one copy of Zeds book? Shame on you. Order more!
C+ college student ? You’re very generous. Kameltoe blew her way through school
That’s why they call her the 💨 she keeps blowing out of sight🎼🎶🎵🎶🎶
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And failed the state bar exam
I'm not going to lie: that person jumping that high with a hobby horse between the legs is really impressive.
they should set up a course for guys wearing Superman capes!
@@savage22bolt32 Or the ODM gear from Attack on Titan
Horse girls are built different man
@@TheSaintBigFoot hey now, don’t drag normal ones like me into this. Some of us are just dog people but for jumbo dogs, I don’t claim those people 😭 she should just got into pole vaulting, it’s way less weird
I'm off casual racism.... I only do ranked competitive racism now.
Same and youtube is not happy about it. They delete all my best racism comments now.
I'm next level: misanthrope -- I hate everybody.
I'm also a TIRM -- Trans Inclusive Radical Mis-0-gynist.
I agree.
NYS AG LETICIA JAMES SAID:
"TO MALE TO PALE TO STALE" re:
President Trump
White America 🇺🇸 rebuttal:
To fat, To Black,
To Silverback.
How much money did FatAzzFani, Mayor Tiffany & AG JAMES SYEAL FROM EVIDENCE LOCKUP?
A. $55M to $63M is the new estimate
That buys a boat load of chitty🍌 🍌 🍌
See youtube deleted my comment saying im also involved in racism professionally and everyone elses gets to stay...RACISM
Full time.
The best thing about the power tool sketch was the dog looking shocked that she had the drill and looked relieved when her husband came in.
Harris talks out of her Arris so the impression was bang on.
"Grow up!!! That's not funny!!"
While cracking up!! 😂🤣
That his Tylor Biden moment of the show
@@QueenKurt 😆
In our small rural town, we have "cats" in our high school complete with kitty litter in the restrooms. A boy who said "ARF" to them was threatened expulsion if he didn't respect their identities as cats. You can't make this up.
A boy should identify as a dog!
All insanity aside, that hobby horse jump was impressive!
THIS WAS STUPID .
Never saw the landing. Edited
I got freaked out because I thought the gator was going to get run over by the kart 😂😂
ME TOO!!
For me, this was the funniest video I’ve watched of yours yet, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU, I needed a good laugh, and you came through. 😂🤣😅👍🏻
Lol... Elsa Kurt you nailed it!!!😂
The disappearance of TikTok would be absolutely no loss to the world
Yes it would, what would be all laugh at???
Careful though. That bill is going to give the President unchecked power about what type of media, any media, that is "unAmerican".
Other than part of the 1A, but that’s not a problem…
I agree that CCP shouldn't be in control of our digital data.. but we are now learning that American companies sell even more personal digital data such as ABB and most of the Apple apps. Facebook being the worse.
I heard that piss-pants-peelosie is starting a new app called "Tic-Tac-Toe".
re: Turn Signals. The funniest joke I've ever heard related to that is "If you ever feel like you are worthless, just remember, there is someone whose job it is to install turn signals on BMWs"
I always liked that one
Omf her KH speech was too spot on!!!! 🤣
Weird shit at weddings: My husband's BF got married in Punxatawny PA (home of Punxatawny Phil the groundhog). FIL was a member of the Inner Circle (the groundhog's handlers) Groundhog was invited to the wedding and photobombed EVERY bride and Groom picture.
Remember kids, if she’s got an apple 🍎 then she’s got a banana 🍌.
And nuts
Iigg banana 😮 🥒 is way better 😊
U should teach preschool
Im still in shock by that hobby horse jump. That was crazy.
they should have guys wearing Superman capes running the course!
I thought she would face plant
I'm skeptical, I never saw a human jump vertically like that, even track and field jumpers do it horizontally, Photo shopped? I would have to witness it in person.
I thought it was fake.
17:33 “Flewed out?” Now I’m starting to understand the redheaded girl’s reaction to people without library cards.
Flewed out.... FOR ME TO POOP ON
is She a Democrat
Anyone else notice that the seagulls laughed at the woman who dropped her salad. They are ruthless I swear. I can just imagine what they were saying to each other while enjoying her food for her. 😂😂😂
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
(Finding Nemo)
@@judigrumm7190 😂😆🤣
@judigrumm7190 you beat me to it😂
Bruh... Elsa Kurt is a Legend, A Comedian on Joe Rogan said Kamala Speaks in Gypsy Curses, Kamala focuses on 1 aspect of her speech and loops it in various ways like her Classic "The Significance of the Passage of Time" I Just Got a copy of Kamala's Next Speech: "We Need to Start Doing, The Things that need to get done in order to go from Doing To Done. so let's do it... In The Butt"
6:30 I'm offended, those litter boxes are not plus size accommodating.
Go down to home depot and get some wash basins, fill them with litter, and provide a rainbow burying rake.
All litter boxes should be able to handle 2 Gorlocks and a 'It's Ma'am' sized deposit per hour.
I'm 40 and use Metamucil everyday. I could easily fill that litter box myself.
I'd piss in that box
@@matthewgilfus1640 you shitten me?
Who is the person that gets to clean them
I reckon the 'fans' are just trollin' to see how far she will go.
I don't have a library card because I'm in my 60s and own more books than the local branch of my city's public library. Checkmate, renter!
LMAO...you ARE the Library!!! 😂🤓🧐📖
@@bobcaygeon6799 Yes. Yes, I am! 🤣
Worse than falling into an ice fishing hole...falling face first into cow manure. It happened to me. I was covered head to toe. Dad was laughing the whole time while he was rinsing me off with the garden hose. I've literally eaten sh*t, but I DIDN'T DIE lol
Your first vegan meal 😂
@@pamlawson2559 lmfao!
3 year old me thought I could swim like everyone else. But sunk. I'm alive today from some random stranger that knew CPR in 1980
I read the first half of the sentence and thought we were going into FIRE ANT territory, but touché good fellow, that is MUCH WORSE.
And versus Fire Ants, that’s saying something.
I honestly thought making " Ugly people, beautiful," would change them all into Golden Retrievers.
Hmmm was thinking they'd all still be in the crashed bus, totally disfigured ;)
I lost. But I also laughed OUT LOUD at the joke.
Golf cart drives into water trap...
'Gator: "Order UP!" 🐊 😆
🤣🤣🤣
That could be what gators call fast food! 🐊
@@ronsamborski6230 Door Dash! 😆
The hair tie prank is simple yet savage.
That could end up getting someone killed! It was funny, though. 😃
10:07 "That fart's the smartest thing she ever said!" had me rolling!!
I always knew she was talking out her ass.
you got me 😂😅 with tha kamala lady, i was laughing so hard.
what is so amazing about your channel is that you include subtitles in every way shape and form, sometimes youtube slips with this but you are also facing the viewer... essentially you are mindful about people who are deaf and that is very noble of you. I respect that, I am not deaf but I know people who are and they 'tell' me how (text, ASL in person) frequently how neglected they feel. I am not American and though we have the tech you guys have, it is super expensive (such as implants), since I deal with this (some help elderly people, some disabled, I help the latter) so it is a constant reminder. Remember, many love America, I do even though I know it is not always mutual (rarely and few and far in between) and many indeed have forgone due to feeling they are frowned upon, in this day and age, people have never been so divided and globally things are not looking great. If you do see this, thanks (maybe the algorithm picks up on this), RUclips did a fantastic job on CC given the number of languages so I hope they rank channels like this higher. It is clean, not controversial, light yet meaningful.
0:23 I upgraded to first class once and was in seat 1B.
A Japanese man sat next to me and slept all flight... I got free booze and slippers.
I prefer a window seat but after 3 whiskeys I took a nap and woke up with a blanket...
I didn't face the rest of the plane, but if you fall asleep in coach you wake up with a stranger drooling on you not a blanket.
I drooled on ONE person on ONE plane.....are you EVER going to let me live it down?????
I even bought you a double whiskey as an apology.......
18:35
I actually had a friend in high school who said "my car has this neat anti-theft feature where you have to press the clutch pedal in to start it."
We just looked at him like, "I think the fact it's a manual IS the anti-theft feature itself..."
What's funny is I "planned to" do something like that in my first car with the high-beam switch which was on the floor, but since I am a major procrastinator it never got done!
You put that litter box in a bathroom I dare you, it’ll only take a single smarta** to make you regret it
I would be that person.
The alligator! LOL!!!!
Lol on the 'paintball confession' wedding toast :D 😂😂😂😂
Crop dusting mother-in-law’s in tent 😂 1 million points
"accidentally"
The other problem with cars is people run out of blinker fluid and keep forgetting to get it refilled.
The VIEW is like having coffee with my Mother-In-Law LOL
that'd be hell for me
Ooohhhh😮😮😮😮🔥🔥🔥😜
Oh my.
That Hobby horse clip is just high jump with extra steps 😂
Impersonation was awesome
The best Kamala impression 😮
I don't know, I think camela could do it better.
About the unexplainable marketing tactic...
On at least one brand of T.P., they have ditched the standard straight perforations between the squares in favor of a wavy perforations pattern.
Someone had to think it, suggest it, get it approved, retool all the machines at what cost.
And we were expecting flying cars......
Im still waiting for them to bring back colored toilet paper.
The library girl learned to fight from a book
The bus driver joke was great!!!! We laughed.
I lost. I couldn’t help laughing!
There is a plaque on a monument at the old Spanish fort at St. Augustine, Florida points out that when the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock, the grandchildren of the original settlers of St. Augustine were picking the oranges from their trees. Two tourists from the New England looked at it and one of them said, "How can that be"?, and his friend said, "They were here first".
The last one with the bus driver was hilarious! I laughed harder at that than I have at anything else you've ever posted! Make them all ugly again! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
you must have been on the bus (:
@@jp-ty1vd I was the driver!
@@elteescat touche' !
Dude almost drove into the gator infested pond to avoid the gator that was going to the pond.
You laughed at them all ZED. YOU LOSE!
The Kamala impression was brilliant.
When you get older just receiving a call from mom and realizing how fast time goes by.... makes me miss those calls more and more.
Yeah Tyler! What a way to start the day. Loving the book bud about halfway through it :)
I’m actually from Worst Case Ontario. Pray for us. It’s never been worse here.
It is I'm so sorry for you guys. I pray all the time for Canada to stand up🙏 you do have a Trump up there that is fighting for you though
@@kj7792 We tried to stand up. Trudeau declared a state of emergency and sent the army who were all too happy to take off their name tags and serve him and his totalitarian orders to squash the dreams of Canada's freedom.
Then we tried a petition to vote no confidence and hold an election within 40 days. 348 000 people signed it. But the Liberal Party and the NDP party have an agreement that they will not vote no confidence in exchange for the Liberals voting in favor of one medical bill that the NDPs wanted passed, officially selling out Canadian democracy. So that petition never went anywhere.
Now we have no legal recourse that we can enact to overturn the Liberal/NDP coalition until we can vote him out of power. Fat chance with him buying Chinese ballot forgeries.
Canada has an identity and we aren't willing to throw it away just to drag one man through the streets, as much as we all want to. We want to get him out legally but he steals elections. He was supposed to be voted out during the pandemic, but somehow he won the election. My guess of course, is he didn't buy enough forged ballots from China to win a majority. I guess he thought more people were going to vote for him. He thought he still had us all fooled at that point, and didn't want to buy so many ballots that there would be more votes than voters. So in his arrogance he under prepared.
Besides. Not enough of us are armed to fight the Canadian military up here. We can't just up and have a revo...lution. We have hunting rifles at best up here. Too bad we don't have like, an older brother type neighbor with the world's strongest military to back us up. But I guess we don't have anybody around who likes to police the world and end dictatorships that cripple once prosperous nations.
Oh well. We'll keep signing petitions to vote no confidence in record numbers. Petitions that get presented to Parliament and never go any further. Maybe next election enough Canadians will show up to vote that there would be no room for phony ballots to swing the result. Because that's our only hope of ever getting our country back from this weak little bitch dictator who has the legal system holding us in tax slavery with no way to overturn him.
Yes, Max Bernier leader of the PPC.
Hmm. I guess someone didn't like the way I didn't say certain things in my response and it went missing.
@@fakebobbyhill296 RUclips is working overtime on comments😡 ELECTION SEASON
Too late I'm rolling on the floor cracking up !😂
The joke with hair ties, I once dropped a pack of condoms in a co-workers bag...almost led to divorce. After the joke I even spoke to the wife myself and told her I pulled a prank. She said Im just trying to cover for him. Best to not joke with things like that🤦♂️
Why would you even do that? What were you thinking would happen? You must have been trying to start drama, and you got what you wanted. 🙄
@@dewilew2137 you are correct, it was a bad joke.
@@JustForFun1171Something to do ONLY to those who really, really deserve it.
A pallet full of Reese's buckets??? TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!
Right? Where do we find this Gold under the rainbow. Iv only seen giant sized never a laundry bucket😮
@@kj7792 Costco and Sam's Club
@13:15 Whether it's ice, or in a boat, on a dock or even from the bank, a true Dad will never try to fish with a kid. He will take his kid fishing, sure. But if he does, he knows only the kid will be fishing. Between watching for danger, baiting hooks, encouraging the kid, telling him he has a bite, etc. etc. There will be no time for Dad to actually fish. Take a kid fishing. The rewards are immense. But don't expect to do any fishing yourself.
@13:20 I immediately noticed that the little boy did not scream. He fussed as his dad pulled him out. He knew his daddy would take care of him. Props to that father for being a number one dad.
The kid was also fussing because he immediately had an icy cold wet foot in the boot full of water. 💦
He fussed because he lost his boot bro
Guys, I know he fussed because he was cold, wet, and lost a boot. My point was that he only fussed and not thrown a huge fit because he knew his dad would take care of him. His small fuss instead of a full-on bawling shows his trust in his father to make it all better.
One of your best to date. Thanks.
Booking a flight? 😱
I’m not flying anywhere with the craziness going on!!! Plane doors falling out? Boeing whistleblower taken out?
No thank you.
There are other companies besides Spirit Airlines.
Oh, and Spirit needs to raise their prices
That Kamala is hysterical!!
… great content😂😂😂😂
If I see a litter box in the bathroom, they are going to think I identify as a Buffalo🤣
At an event, how long before it fills up, and why is it covered?
That Hobby Horse was created in 1968 on Lasker St. in Waco Tx. A girl on my block seriously thought she was a horse and this is how she projected herself EVERY DAY……Especially on Saturdays.She’s winnie,& paw at the ground.Last I heard she was still in some type of “Home” in Texas.🤣
Glad to see you back... 🖖