Beauty Pageants in 2024 | TRY NOT TO LAUGH

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  • @ZeducationTyler
    @ZeducationTyler  9 месяцев назад +198

    goooood mernin everyone!

    • @mommawant9989
      @mommawant9989 9 месяцев назад +7

      Good Mernin, Tyler and Crew! 😁

    • @joelofjudah9144
      @joelofjudah9144 9 месяцев назад +5

      Guten Morgen and well met.

    • @OrangeLefty4
      @OrangeLefty4 9 месяцев назад +5

      Good mernin, y’all! Lots of love from Texas! Yeehaw! 🤠

    • @jeremyandmichelledevereux2756
      @jeremyandmichelledevereux2756 9 месяцев назад +5

      Speak for yourself mate, it's 10PM here in Perth Australia.

    • @kyleanuar9090
      @kyleanuar9090 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@jeremyandmichelledevereux2756same here in Malaysia.

  • @rt3593
    @rt3593 9 месяцев назад +256

    The lady doing the KAMALA HARRIS impersonation is SPOT ON! IT IS UNCANNY! let alone being COMIC GOLD...the tone of her voice...the word-salad content Of her speech. And THE LAUGH!!
    COMEDY PERFECTION!!
    MORE!MORE! SHE IS GREAT!!

    • @MarvinJBush
      @MarvinJBush 9 месяцев назад +9

      'Couldn't agree more.

    • @victoriousjoy9338
      @victoriousjoy9338 9 месяцев назад +6

      HA HA!! I so agree!!

    • @matthewgilfus1640
      @matthewgilfus1640 9 месяцев назад

      Her voice is so spot on I thought it was dubbed which is scary because that's exactly what Kamala does. It's a speech she would approve of beforehand. The problem with Kamala is that this is as far as she goes, there's no one higher up the ladder who she can "do favors" for. I'm sure she's going to get 44 no-show, do-nothing jobs with lobbying firms, corporate boards, banks .. whatever and make a few million a year from EACH. Book deals, you name it. Scary how retarded the world is.

    • @jeffreyboyer3714
      @jeffreyboyer3714 9 месяцев назад +5

      Amazing impression. Sad, but amazing.

    • @flyingled3176
      @flyingled3176 9 месяцев назад +3

      Needs more ghetto nasal tone

  • @georgina979
    @georgina979 9 месяцев назад +538

    I'm sorry, I owe all beauty pageant contestants from the past an apology. I miss you and the work you did as WOMEN to compete in real pageants.

    • @matthewgilfus1640
      @matthewgilfus1640 9 месяцев назад +5

      Curvy is making a comeback hopefully. The fact that Gisele Bundchen is the most beautiful woman alive is so ridiculous. The middle woman in the beauty pageant thing is absolutely alluring.

    • @Red_Whitenblu
      @Red_Whitenblu 9 месяцев назад +13

      Agreed. One of my favorite T shirts said
      "Please dont feed the models"
      Some of those girls have real talent, but the best part of all of them was that they knew how to accept loss gracefully. Sportsmanship is a dying quality. Kids grow up today expecting their trophy too and spazz if they dont get one. Whats the point in doing your best if those that dont gett the same prize?

    • @jp-ty1vd
      @jp-ty1vd 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@matthewgilfus1640 btw, curvy NEVER went out of style and never will.

    • @matthewgilfus1640
      @matthewgilfus1640 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@jp-ty1vd Tom Brady though. He got the most beautiful woman in the world. I'm surprised his kids didn't starve to death.
      I HATE how people keep saying she's a 10. I don't get it. It disturbs me. The random Puerto Ricana at the gas station gets me all flustered. I'm like, "yeah, I'd walk barefoot on a mile of legos just to have her make eye contact with me and see her smile" and yet it's Gisele Bunchen who's the most beautiful woman on the planet? No. Way.

    • @mssophiad03
      @mssophiad03 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@jp-ty1vdtbf these days curvy is a political correct way of saying fat and it’s an insult to us real curvy girls who ironically grew up thinking they were fat.

  • @riaannel3053
    @riaannel3053 9 месяцев назад +203

    I am from South Africa, and I can tell you that the "aid" does not reach the intended recipients, as all the items that are donated are scaled by government employees, who then sell it for their own gains.

    • @KuptisOriginal
      @KuptisOriginal 9 месяцев назад +26

      "Scaled". Interesting way of saying "stolen".

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 9 месяцев назад +4

      Or get crushed by it😂😂😂

    • @incurableromantic4006
      @incurableromantic4006 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah - international aid is a massive scam.

    • @Rulya-HaShem-Morrigan
      @Rulya-HaShem-Morrigan 9 месяцев назад +16

      Exactly, that happens throughout African countries & beyond. And with cash, the govs just takes all of that. Most ppl don't know that. Thank you for posting that.

    • @Ron-j9o
      @Ron-j9o 9 месяцев назад +1

      South African slang.@@KuptisOriginal

  • @susanlynn
    @susanlynn 8 месяцев назад +65

    Omgosh, that Kamala spoof was beyond hilarious!!! And spot-on!!! So funny!!!! 😂

    • @ConservativeGrouch
      @ConservativeGrouch 8 месяцев назад +4

      Wow.....that could really be Harris' next dissertation. Word for word!

  • @turtledove8858
    @turtledove8858 8 месяцев назад +35

    The Kamala impersonation was SO GOOD!! She even had K's voice just right. Perfect!!!

    • @DaniStenko
      @DaniStenko 7 месяцев назад

      the voice was AI...

  • @48Boxer
    @48Boxer 9 месяцев назад +553

    Good Kamala impersonators infuriate me almost as much as the real thing.

    • @bryantsteury8910
      @bryantsteury8910 9 месяцев назад +40

      This one gave a far better and smarter speech than Harris has ever given

    • @samadamms3432
      @samadamms3432 9 месяцев назад +24

      Would love to hear her dub a real Kamala speech with complete nonsense.
      Sorry, sorry, that would be redundant.

    • @dj-kq4fz
      @dj-kq4fz 9 месяцев назад +22

      She is very good at whatever it is that KH pretends to do.

    • @upsidedownworld934
      @upsidedownworld934 9 месяцев назад +9

      She needed to show the kneepads.

    • @claystucki2630
      @claystucki2630 9 месяцев назад +19

      Wow, that was a spot-on impression.

  • @vh3531
    @vh3531 9 месяцев назад +279

    A Harris speech is the equivalent of a kid giving a verbal book report on a book they never read.

    • @IIMiller13
      @IIMiller13 8 месяцев назад +1

      Or somebody trying to present a project to a class.

    • @redbird2579
      @redbird2579 8 месяцев назад +3

      Perfect definition!!

    • @vanessashimoni6548
      @vanessashimoni6548 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ronniechilds2002
      @ronniechilds2002 8 месяцев назад +1

      Or the equivalent of the annoying phrase "It is what it is." It is NOTHING! It does not even add up to freaking. zero.

    • @cherylsullivan8890
      @cherylsullivan8890 8 месяцев назад

      Or equivalent of Christian Freeland.

  • @Chris-um3se
    @Chris-um3se 9 месяцев назад +92

    The Joy Bahar spoof was beyond BRILLIANT

  • @chuck4221
    @chuck4221 8 месяцев назад +22

    OMG, I lost it...and there, there are trees and there...there is the ground, that lady is awesome.

  • @opinioncounts5490
    @opinioncounts5490 8 месяцев назад +85

    I worked in a state mental intuition as an emergency evaluation for the hospital . These cross dressers, and looney tune people were admitted on the spot, today we are expected to cheer their actions and they have parades now. What a country

    • @davidrobertson1980
      @davidrobertson1980 8 месяцев назад +1

      Is that mental institution big and white? With a man walking around nekkid inside lookin' fer kids that escaped the tunnels?

    • @capricedowsland3068
      @capricedowsland3068 8 месяцев назад

      What is a state mental intuition? Is everyone intuitive there? Jeez maybe time for you to go back to elementary spelling class. And not everyone different than you is loony, however you people obsessing over other people's lives is a bit loony, judging others and trying to force them to conform to your ways and playing god, judge, and jury is loony. And wanting a parade hurts no one so get over it. Altho, I do think drag queens taking a straight woman's beauty pageant does hurt the straight women. I'm sorry I respect them and their wishes I myself am non-binary but drag queens should have their own pageant and be in their own and I believe they do have their own. But hate speech especially retarded hate speech helps no one. Hate begats hate.

    • @w1975b
      @w1975b 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yes, mental "care" has definitely gone the wrong direction. I don't know how it gets corrected, but it needs to be ASAP.

  • @OrangeLefty4
    @OrangeLefty4 9 месяцев назад +393

    1:30 Okay but that Kamala Harris impression was too accurate holy moly :0

    • @emersonharris142
      @emersonharris142 9 месяцев назад +23

      I was thinking the same thing. Voice, cadence, and the AI auto filling type speaking

    • @RuthlessMindset68
      @RuthlessMindset68 9 месяцев назад +11

      Kamala speech was too intelligent, with not enough circular reasoning.

    • @EastwoodHilfiger
      @EastwoodHilfiger 9 месяцев назад +4

      i thought it was a lip synch at first, but very impressive, funny, and quite accurate from what I know of KH! (I'm British, so don't really know that much about her!)

    • @lucasstorey5974
      @lucasstorey5974 9 месяцев назад +2

      She sounds like a kindergarten teacher

    • @daniels1485
      @daniels1485 9 месяцев назад +1

      The man hands distracted me.

  • @AtomicMan45
    @AtomicMan45 9 месяцев назад +230

    "Grow up, that's not funny",says Zed while he is laughing his ass off.

    • @psyko9660
      @psyko9660 9 месяцев назад +12

      Remember...rules for thee, but not for me

    • @beauhodges7957
      @beauhodges7957 9 месяцев назад +3

      You beat me to it! 😂

    • @Red_Whitenblu
      @Red_Whitenblu 9 месяцев назад +5

      He always does that. Then points his finger at himself and says, "Grow up!" 😂

    • @Gibby34340
      @Gibby34340 9 месяцев назад

      @@psyko9660 Damn, he's starting to become a democrat...

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 9 месяцев назад +2

      at fart jokes man

  • @lulafaye5670
    @lulafaye5670 9 месяцев назад +32

    Yea that is absolutely the best sound in the world! Hands down! Nothing better. I lost my mom in January and I'd give anything to hear that sound even if it was "Come get these damn kids!" ❤ trying to learn how to live without her everyday is hard. If you still have your mom tell her you love her don't take one minute for granted. Especially if you have a good one.

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 9 месяцев назад

      Awesome 😢😢 if your near me I'll watch you kids ❤ better then housing illegals😜 I'm sorry about that, but grow your community to help, go to church and have good friends around in the time of need k

  • @psychedelicpython
    @psychedelicpython 8 месяцев назад +8

    My husband is retired Air Force, and years ago when he was active duty I noticed our next door neighbors on base were always home. They had two young boys at the time, one being a baby. I went over and told them I was going to babysit for free so they could go out and enjoy themselves, and not to worry what time they got home. They so much appreciated what I did and said they really needed that. It was just a small thing for me to do.

  • @joeleyendecker5346
    @joeleyendecker5346 9 месяцев назад +25

    Great Kamala impression!!!! To include the Kackling!!!

    • @RexRoberts-hk3wj
      @RexRoberts-hk3wj 8 месяцев назад +1

      Everybody loves a yellow school bus 🚌…🤣🤣🤣

  • @cathoderaytube7497
    @cathoderaytube7497 9 месяцев назад +31

    That lady's got Kamel's cackle down pretty darn good, near perfect I'd say.

  • @hiddentruth1982
    @hiddentruth1982 9 месяцев назад +100

    That is an accurate harris speech.

  • @mondavou9408
    @mondavou9408 9 месяцев назад +101

    Three gals stranded on an island for years. They find a genie in a bottle. The redhead gal wishes to be home with her family. *poof* The brunette gal wishes she could see the Eiffle tower from her favorite cafe. *poof* The blonde gal says: I can't think of anything... I need help, I wish my friends were here.

    • @gravdigr27
      @gravdigr27 9 месяцев назад +17

      Read this to my girl. Her reply, "Guess who's dinner tonight."😂

    • @tonicooper5449
      @tonicooper5449 9 месяцев назад +4

      LMBO

    • @fedupamerican296
      @fedupamerican296 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@gravdigr27run, now.

    • @c.e.anderson558
      @c.e.anderson558 9 месяцев назад +17

      Blonde on river bank hollers to blonde on opposite river bank
      " How do I get to the other side?"
      Opposite bank blonde looks around and up and down and hollers back " you're ON the other side".

    • @gregn16
      @gregn16 9 месяцев назад +4

      You may not have gotten the most " thumbs up " but yours was the funniest 💯 😂​@c.e.anderson558

  • @donscheid97
    @donscheid97 8 месяцев назад +10

    That impression was too coherent and not enough cackling.

  • @Rennette-td2mq
    @Rennette-td2mq 8 месяцев назад +14

    The joy behar one almost made me piss my pants. Be easy will ya, I'm old 😂

  • @pfsmith007
    @pfsmith007 9 месяцев назад +71

    The CamelToe Harris impression was spot on.

  • @Red_Whitenblu
    @Red_Whitenblu 9 месяцев назад +61

    "Would you like to donate 50¢ to feed a starving family for one night?"
    "Sure. Gotta keep them alive long enough to starve again tomorrow night, right?" 🙄

    • @philipberry6477
      @philipberry6477 9 месяцев назад +3

      Don’t forget they need to breed too.

  • @BeholderThe1st
    @BeholderThe1st 9 месяцев назад +64

    The Kamala Harris impression was spot on.

  • @t.jsinclair2769
    @t.jsinclair2769 8 месяцев назад +10

    That miss America pageant made me fall to the floor laughing 😂

  • @Gimo76
    @Gimo76 8 месяцев назад +8

    One time went to the beach with my mom. I knew she would fall asleep as she loved the sun. I had brought a loaf of bread and I crunched it all up and spread it around her blanket. She woke up screaming. Darn it was before video cameras because it was hysterical. In fact some folks about 20 ft away we’re busting up before I was even done. Seagulls everywhere…

    • @ChristiColonel
      @ChristiColonel 7 месяцев назад

      Did she get a lotta birdie poo poo on her?

  • @snekks7497
    @snekks7497 9 месяцев назад +154

    The most impressive thing about Plymouth Rock is that it's still at sea level and environmentalists are still making money.

    • @jp-ty1vd
      @jp-ty1vd 9 месяцев назад +17

      another "inconvenient truth".

    • @snekks7497
      @snekks7497 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@jp-ty1vd an inconvenient truth, if you will.

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 9 месяцев назад

      They cut up the Rock years ago for some reason

    • @tom-8319
      @tom-8319 9 месяцев назад +7

      Don't tell Al Gore.

    • @richardokeefe7410
      @richardokeefe7410 9 месяцев назад +4

      Sea level rise is real, small, and has been going on for centuries. You can't appeal to Plymouth Rock, though. "the Rock has ... been *moved* over the past few centuries, having been broken, split and relocated several times.
      For example, the top portion was removed to Town Square in 1774 and later in 1834 to Pilgrim Hall Museum. The two halves of the Rock were reunited on the waterfront under a granite canopy in 1880, ..., and later was entirely excavated and lowered onto the shoreline in 1920 with a new granite portico placed over it in 1921" -- Reuters. So the Rock isn't "still" anywhere in particular. Real environmentalists are still around because there are still real environmental problems like invasive species.

  • @skyesfury8511
    @skyesfury8511 9 месяцев назад +45

    Companies: If you buy one of our product, we'll give one of our product to people in [insert country].
    Me: So that means you can afford to cut your prices in half.

  • @gazzmanp
    @gazzmanp 9 месяцев назад +41

    Kamala Harris is amazing. She has the incredible ability to talk nonstop for hours and not say a thing! Amazing!😂

  • @beatricenilsson4530
    @beatricenilsson4530 8 месяцев назад +4

    Omg, that last joke with the bus driver was awesome 😂! Loved it!🎉

  • @Rennette-td2mq
    @Rennette-td2mq 8 месяцев назад +6

    My business partner and I took 2 clients from Montreal to negril jamaica a topless 5 star resort. On the way back he was sleeping, just torn up hungover. We put about 100 condoms in his carry on. At customs they asked if anything to declare, he said no, female agent pulls clothing out of his bag and condoms flew everywhere. We still piss ourselves laughing all the time about that one

  • @jewelm3960
    @jewelm3960 9 месяцев назад +32

    And she STICKS the landing! Who knew hobby horses could jump that high?!? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @ServeGod1st
    @ServeGod1st 9 месяцев назад +57

    I LOVED the lady pretending to be Joy from "The Spew" 🤣🤣🤣 That sums up that toxic show.

    • @solitarybee3714
      @solitarybee3714 8 месяцев назад +1

      Absolutely! Spot on.

    • @mjrotondi5086
      @mjrotondi5086 8 месяцев назад

      This is all sad. We are sinking and this is how we cope ?

    • @elainechambers8913
      @elainechambers8913 8 месяцев назад

      Super hilarious 🤣😂🤣 Great job that is so her spot on💯‼️

  • @MykeLewisMusic
    @MykeLewisMusic 9 месяцев назад +118

    The upside to the Hobby Horse thing is that now every working class father can get his daughter a pony.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 9 месяцев назад +9

      I think that's basically what it is. Girls love horses, but most of them can't own them. This is role play. And it's healthy exercise and socializing, I think it's great. Much rather see my daughter get into that than a whole list of other things. If I had a daughter.

    • @johannakoo1657
      @johannakoo1657 9 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@justforever96 These are young teenagers, like 11-14. Making their own "horses" is a big part of it, for many it's the most important part. Getting together, looking for materials, learning from each other helping each other.. A hell of a lot healthier than constant navelgazing and making up new pronouns.

    • @johannakoo1657
      @johannakoo1657 9 месяцев назад +12

      MAKE PONIES, NOT PRONOUNS! 😍

    • @otpyrcralphpierre1742
      @otpyrcralphpierre1742 9 месяцев назад

      Umm, no...that's for a WOKING class father.

    • @jp-ty1vd
      @jp-ty1vd 9 месяцев назад +3

      crazy or not, it looks like fun. Remember kids are still joining 4H clubs so all is not lost.

  • @noneya61
    @noneya61 9 месяцев назад +12

    Not even gonna mention about “flewed” out??? 😂😂

  • @nydiajohnson3632
    @nydiajohnson3632 9 месяцев назад +16

    I worked at a library, my reaction to someone who don’t have a library. “Great, do you live in this county, I just need your ID. Then with your new card you can get 50 books, 15 DVD, 25 magazines. Our libraries are fine free, you don’t have to pay us in they are late, loss or damaged”. Welcome to the County library. We have a copy of Zed Tyler’s book!

    • @Gabonro
      @Gabonro 8 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you so much, I just moved here. For some reason, the last person tried to fight me when I told them I didn't have one. 😂

    • @ItsOnlyMeAgain
      @ItsOnlyMeAgain 8 месяцев назад

      “A copy” you have one copy of Zeds book? Shame on you. Order more!

  • @climbjt
    @climbjt 9 месяцев назад +116

    C+ college student ? You’re very generous. Kameltoe blew her way through school

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 9 месяцев назад +3

      That’s why they call her the 💨 she keeps blowing out of sight🎼🎶🎵🎶🎶

    • @matthiasaberan8303
      @matthiasaberan8303 9 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @serahloeffelroberts9901
      @serahloeffelroberts9901 2 месяца назад

      And failed the state bar exam

  • @SamtheBravesFan
    @SamtheBravesFan 9 месяцев назад +47

    I'm not going to lie: that person jumping that high with a hobby horse between the legs is really impressive.

    • @savage22bolt32
      @savage22bolt32 9 месяцев назад +8

      they should set up a course for guys wearing Superman capes!

    • @matthewgilfus1640
      @matthewgilfus1640 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@savage22bolt32 Or the ODM gear from Attack on Titan

    • @TheSaintBigFoot
      @TheSaintBigFoot 9 месяцев назад +5

      Horse girls are built different man

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 4 месяца назад

      @@TheSaintBigFoot hey now, don’t drag normal ones like me into this. Some of us are just dog people but for jumbo dogs, I don’t claim those people 😭 she should just got into pole vaulting, it’s way less weird

  • @V0ltron
    @V0ltron 9 месяцев назад +94

    I'm off casual racism.... I only do ranked competitive racism now.

    • @southernstar4353
      @southernstar4353 9 месяцев назад

      Same and youtube is not happy about it. They delete all my best racism comments now.

    • @michaeldavid6832
      @michaeldavid6832 9 месяцев назад +4

      I'm next level: misanthrope -- I hate everybody.
      I'm also a TIRM -- Trans Inclusive Radical Mis-0-gynist.

    • @al_lavery
      @al_lavery 9 месяцев назад

      I agree.
      NYS AG LETICIA JAMES SAID:
      "TO MALE TO PALE TO STALE" re:
      President Trump
      White America 🇺🇸 rebuttal:
      To fat, To Black,
      To Silverback.
      How much money did FatAzzFani, Mayor Tiffany & AG JAMES SYEAL FROM EVIDENCE LOCKUP?
      A. $55M to $63M is the new estimate
      That buys a boat load of chitty🍌 🍌 🍌

    • @southernstar4353
      @southernstar4353 9 месяцев назад +4

      See youtube deleted my comment saying im also involved in racism professionally and everyone elses gets to stay...RACISM

    • @VainerCactus0
      @VainerCactus0 9 месяцев назад

      Full time.

  • @royboy6890
    @royboy6890 9 месяцев назад +5

    The best thing about the power tool sketch was the dog looking shocked that she had the drill and looked relieved when her husband came in.

  • @kevspencer5744
    @kevspencer5744 8 месяцев назад +6

    Harris talks out of her Arris so the impression was bang on.

  • @CircleB-ig9mk
    @CircleB-ig9mk 9 месяцев назад +24

    "Grow up!!! That's not funny!!"
    While cracking up!! 😂🤣

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 9 месяцев назад

      That his Tylor Biden moment of the show

    • @CircleB-ig9mk
      @CircleB-ig9mk 8 месяцев назад

      @@QueenKurt 😆

  • @AmericaLives-r2m
    @AmericaLives-r2m 9 месяцев назад +17

    In our small rural town, we have "cats" in our high school complete with kitty litter in the restrooms. A boy who said "ARF" to them was threatened expulsion if he didn't respect their identities as cats. You can't make this up.

    • @basiao9841
      @basiao9841 8 месяцев назад

      A boy should identify as a dog!

  • @clardy01
    @clardy01 9 месяцев назад +21

    All insanity aside, that hobby horse jump was impressive!

    • @johnners6890
      @johnners6890 9 месяцев назад

      THIS WAS STUPID .

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 9 месяцев назад +1

      Never saw the landing. Edited

  • @LesleyPie
    @LesleyPie 8 месяцев назад +10

    I got freaked out because I thought the gator was going to get run over by the kart 😂😂

  • @canadianpatriot2891
    @canadianpatriot2891 9 месяцев назад +3

    For me, this was the funniest video I’ve watched of yours yet, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU, I needed a good laugh, and you came through. 😂🤣😅👍🏻

  • @daffneyb5955
    @daffneyb5955 9 месяцев назад +13

    Lol... Elsa Kurt you nailed it!!!😂

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 9 месяцев назад +213

    The disappearance of TikTok would be absolutely no loss to the world

    • @lukycharms9970
      @lukycharms9970 9 месяцев назад +4

      Yes it would, what would be all laugh at???

    • @matthewgilfus1640
      @matthewgilfus1640 9 месяцев назад

      Careful though. That bill is going to give the President unchecked power about what type of media, any media, that is "unAmerican".

    • @chordalharmony
      @chordalharmony 9 месяцев назад +4

      Other than part of the 1A, but that’s not a problem…

    • @QueenSloan
      @QueenSloan 9 месяцев назад +11

      I agree that CCP shouldn't be in control of our digital data.. but we are now learning that American companies sell even more personal digital data such as ABB and most of the Apple apps. Facebook being the worse.

    • @jp-ty1vd
      @jp-ty1vd 9 месяцев назад

      I heard that piss-pants-peelosie is starting a new app called "Tic-Tac-Toe".

  • @knostic
    @knostic 9 месяцев назад +23

    re: Turn Signals. The funniest joke I've ever heard related to that is "If you ever feel like you are worthless, just remember, there is someone whose job it is to install turn signals on BMWs"

  • @sarahcaitlyn88
    @sarahcaitlyn88 8 месяцев назад +4

    Omf her KH speech was too spot on!!!! 🤣

  • @suzannecooke2055
    @suzannecooke2055 8 месяцев назад +3

    Weird shit at weddings: My husband's BF got married in Punxatawny PA (home of Punxatawny Phil the groundhog). FIL was a member of the Inner Circle (the groundhog's handlers) Groundhog was invited to the wedding and photobombed EVERY bride and Groom picture.

  • @tomschmidt9923
    @tomschmidt9923 9 месяцев назад +95

    Remember kids, if she’s got an apple 🍎 then she’s got a banana 🍌.

    • @flyingled3176
      @flyingled3176 9 месяцев назад +11

      And nuts

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 9 месяцев назад

      Iigg banana 😮 🥒 is way better 😊

    • @ChristiColonel
      @ChristiColonel 7 месяцев назад

      U should teach preschool

  • @budspencer2658
    @budspencer2658 9 месяцев назад +35

    Im still in shock by that hobby horse jump. That was crazy.

    • @savage22bolt32
      @savage22bolt32 9 месяцев назад

      they should have guys wearing Superman capes running the course!

    • @TuckFwitter
      @TuckFwitter 9 месяцев назад +3

      I thought she would face plant

    • @peghead
      @peghead 9 месяцев назад +5

      I'm skeptical, I never saw a human jump vertically like that, even track and field jumpers do it horizontally, Photo shopped? I would have to witness it in person.

    • @carmelcorn2489
      @carmelcorn2489 9 месяцев назад +1

      I thought it was fake.

  • @daerdevvyl4314
    @daerdevvyl4314 9 месяцев назад +40

    17:33 “Flewed out?” Now I’m starting to understand the redheaded girl’s reaction to people without library cards.

  • @Krazy4Pink_Kerry
    @Krazy4Pink_Kerry 8 месяцев назад +8

    Anyone else notice that the seagulls laughed at the woman who dropped her salad. They are ruthless I swear. I can just imagine what they were saying to each other while enjoying her food for her. 😂😂😂

    • @judigrumm7190
      @judigrumm7190 8 месяцев назад +3

      MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
      (Finding Nemo)

    • @Krazy4Pink_Kerry
      @Krazy4Pink_Kerry 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@judigrumm7190 😂😆🤣

    • @LauraBeeDannon
      @LauraBeeDannon 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@judigrumm7190 you beat me to it😂

  • @javiermigoya
    @javiermigoya 8 месяцев назад +7

    Bruh... Elsa Kurt is a Legend, A Comedian on Joe Rogan said Kamala Speaks in Gypsy Curses, Kamala focuses on 1 aspect of her speech and loops it in various ways like her Classic "The Significance of the Passage of Time" I Just Got a copy of Kamala's Next Speech: "We Need to Start Doing, The Things that need to get done in order to go from Doing To Done. so let's do it... In The Butt"

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 9 месяцев назад +40

    6:30 I'm offended, those litter boxes are not plus size accommodating.
    Go down to home depot and get some wash basins, fill them with litter, and provide a rainbow burying rake.
    All litter boxes should be able to handle 2 Gorlocks and a 'It's Ma'am' sized deposit per hour.

    • @matthewgilfus1640
      @matthewgilfus1640 9 месяцев назад +3

      I'm 40 and use Metamucil everyday. I could easily fill that litter box myself.

    • @twosparkle2389
      @twosparkle2389 9 месяцев назад

      I'd piss in that box

    • @jp-ty1vd
      @jp-ty1vd 9 месяцев назад

      @@matthewgilfus1640 you shitten me?

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 9 месяцев назад +4

      Who is the person that gets to clean them

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 9 месяцев назад

      I reckon the 'fans' are just trollin' to see how far she will go.

  • @colormedubious4747
    @colormedubious4747 9 месяцев назад +24

    I don't have a library card because I'm in my 60s and own more books than the local branch of my city's public library. Checkmate, renter!

    • @bobcaygeon6799
      @bobcaygeon6799 8 месяцев назад

      LMAO...you ARE the Library!!! 😂🤓🧐📖

    • @colormedubious4747
      @colormedubious4747 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@bobcaygeon6799 Yes. Yes, I am! 🤣

  • @E3Ops
    @E3Ops 9 месяцев назад +26

    Worse than falling into an ice fishing hole...falling face first into cow manure. It happened to me. I was covered head to toe. Dad was laughing the whole time while he was rinsing me off with the garden hose. I've literally eaten sh*t, but I DIDN'T DIE lol

    • @pamlawson2559
      @pamlawson2559 9 месяцев назад +3

      Your first vegan meal 😂

    • @E3Ops
      @E3Ops 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@pamlawson2559 lmfao!

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 9 месяцев назад +1

      3 year old me thought I could swim like everyone else. But sunk. I'm alive today from some random stranger that knew CPR in 1980

    • @Fiery154
      @Fiery154 9 месяцев назад +2

      I read the first half of the sentence and thought we were going into FIRE ANT territory, but touché good fellow, that is MUCH WORSE.
      And versus Fire Ants, that’s saying something.

  • @SpotTheBorgCat
    @SpotTheBorgCat 8 месяцев назад +10

    I honestly thought making " Ugly people, beautiful," would change them all into Golden Retrievers.

    • @davidrobertson1980
      @davidrobertson1980 8 месяцев назад

      Hmmm was thinking they'd all still be in the crashed bus, totally disfigured ;)

  • @Jayteaseepiirturi
    @Jayteaseepiirturi 8 месяцев назад +2

    I lost. But I also laughed OUT LOUD at the joke.

  • @patc4586
    @patc4586 9 месяцев назад +17

    Golf cart drives into water trap...
    'Gator: "Order UP!" 🐊 😆

    • @jp-ty1vd
      @jp-ty1vd 9 месяцев назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ronsamborski6230
      @ronsamborski6230 9 месяцев назад +2

      That could be what gators call fast food! 🐊

    • @patc4586
      @patc4586 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@ronsamborski6230 Door Dash! 😆

  • @ResidentWiseacre
    @ResidentWiseacre 9 месяцев назад +11

    The hair tie prank is simple yet savage.

    • @ronsamborski6230
      @ronsamborski6230 9 месяцев назад +2

      That could end up getting someone killed! It was funny, though. 😃

  • @rogeryoumans9880
    @rogeryoumans9880 9 месяцев назад +25

    10:07 "That fart's the smartest thing she ever said!" had me rolling!!

    • @jp-ty1vd
      @jp-ty1vd 9 месяцев назад

      I always knew she was talking out her ass.

  • @mexicanbanditopatron7994
    @mexicanbanditopatron7994 8 месяцев назад +2

    you got me 😂😅 with tha kamala lady, i was laughing so hard.

  • @xXstevilleXx
    @xXstevilleXx 8 месяцев назад

    what is so amazing about your channel is that you include subtitles in every way shape and form, sometimes youtube slips with this but you are also facing the viewer... essentially you are mindful about people who are deaf and that is very noble of you. I respect that, I am not deaf but I know people who are and they 'tell' me how (text, ASL in person) frequently how neglected they feel. I am not American and though we have the tech you guys have, it is super expensive (such as implants), since I deal with this (some help elderly people, some disabled, I help the latter) so it is a constant reminder. Remember, many love America, I do even though I know it is not always mutual (rarely and few and far in between) and many indeed have forgone due to feeling they are frowned upon, in this day and age, people have never been so divided and globally things are not looking great. If you do see this, thanks (maybe the algorithm picks up on this), RUclips did a fantastic job on CC given the number of languages so I hope they rank channels like this higher. It is clean, not controversial, light yet meaningful.

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 9 месяцев назад +26

    0:23 I upgraded to first class once and was in seat 1B.
    A Japanese man sat next to me and slept all flight... I got free booze and slippers.
    I prefer a window seat but after 3 whiskeys I took a nap and woke up with a blanket...
    I didn't face the rest of the plane, but if you fall asleep in coach you wake up with a stranger drooling on you not a blanket.

    • @patrickturner2417
      @patrickturner2417 9 месяцев назад +11

      I drooled on ONE person on ONE plane.....are you EVER going to let me live it down?????
      I even bought you a double whiskey as an apology.......

  • @DrewishAF
    @DrewishAF 9 месяцев назад +17

    18:35
    I actually had a friend in high school who said "my car has this neat anti-theft feature where you have to press the clutch pedal in to start it."
    We just looked at him like, "I think the fact it's a manual IS the anti-theft feature itself..."

    • @davidrobertson1980
      @davidrobertson1980 8 месяцев назад

      What's funny is I "planned to" do something like that in my first car with the high-beam switch which was on the floor, but since I am a major procrastinator it never got done!

  • @TommyJShizuko
    @TommyJShizuko 9 месяцев назад +34

    You put that litter box in a bathroom I dare you, it’ll only take a single smarta** to make you regret it

  • @dukediesel
    @dukediesel 8 месяцев назад +2

    The alligator! LOL!!!!

  • @debralynnpaxton5238
    @debralynnpaxton5238 8 месяцев назад +2

    Lol on the 'paintball confession' wedding toast :D 😂😂😂😂

  • @dustyc5376
    @dustyc5376 9 месяцев назад +10

    Crop dusting mother-in-law’s in tent 😂 1 million points

  • @CatherineBurk
    @CatherineBurk 9 месяцев назад +17

    The other problem with cars is people run out of blinker fluid and keep forgetting to get it refilled.

  • @williamdixon4783
    @williamdixon4783 9 месяцев назад +27

    The VIEW is like having coffee with my Mother-In-Law LOL

    • @cherylclick1664
      @cherylclick1664 9 месяцев назад +2

      that'd be hell for me

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 9 месяцев назад

      Ooohhhh😮😮😮😮🔥🔥🔥😜

    • @tom-8319
      @tom-8319 9 месяцев назад

      Oh my.

  • @markcoroneos7811
    @markcoroneos7811 9 месяцев назад +3

    That Hobby horse clip is just high jump with extra steps 😂

  • @drachenfeuer5042
    @drachenfeuer5042 8 месяцев назад +2

    Impersonation was awesome

  • @barblucchesi9527
    @barblucchesi9527 9 месяцев назад +19

    The best Kamala impression 😮

    • @jp-ty1vd
      @jp-ty1vd 9 месяцев назад

      I don't know, I think camela could do it better.

  • @wilburrrrr742
    @wilburrrrr742 9 месяцев назад +20

    About the unexplainable marketing tactic...
    On at least one brand of T.P., they have ditched the standard straight perforations between the squares in favor of a wavy perforations pattern.
    Someone had to think it, suggest it, get it approved, retool all the machines at what cost.
    And we were expecting flying cars......

    • @bruceh4180
      @bruceh4180 9 месяцев назад

      Im still waiting for them to bring back colored toilet paper.

  • @natesmith5778
    @natesmith5778 9 месяцев назад +13

    The library girl learned to fight from a book

  • @alan_whoneedstiedye
    @alan_whoneedstiedye 9 месяцев назад +2

    The bus driver joke was great!!!! We laughed.

  • @kensweet386
    @kensweet386 8 месяцев назад +1

    I lost. I couldn’t help laughing!

  • @52montoya
    @52montoya 9 месяцев назад +12

    There is a plaque on a monument at the old Spanish fort at St. Augustine, Florida points out that when the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock, the grandchildren of the original settlers of St. Augustine were picking the oranges from their trees. Two tourists from the New England looked at it and one of them said, "How can that be"?, and his friend said, "They were here first".

  • @elteescat
    @elteescat 9 месяцев назад +6

    The last one with the bus driver was hilarious! I laughed harder at that than I have at anything else you've ever posted! Make them all ugly again! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jp-ty1vd
      @jp-ty1vd 9 месяцев назад +1

      you must have been on the bus (:

    • @elteescat
      @elteescat 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@jp-ty1vd I was the driver!

    • @jp-ty1vd
      @jp-ty1vd 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@elteescat touche' !

  • @BeholderThe1st
    @BeholderThe1st 9 месяцев назад +22

    Dude almost drove into the gator infested pond to avoid the gator that was going to the pond.

  • @MarlenevT
    @MarlenevT 8 месяцев назад +2

    You laughed at them all ZED. YOU LOSE!

  • @Laura.templeton
    @Laura.templeton 8 месяцев назад +2

    The Kamala impression was brilliant.

  • @TenmaFN
    @TenmaFN 9 месяцев назад +7

    When you get older just receiving a call from mom and realizing how fast time goes by.... makes me miss those calls more and more.

  • @kingnuadha4121
    @kingnuadha4121 9 месяцев назад +8

    Yeah Tyler! What a way to start the day. Loving the book bud about halfway through it :)

  • @fakebobbyhill296
    @fakebobbyhill296 9 месяцев назад +22

    I’m actually from Worst Case Ontario. Pray for us. It’s never been worse here.

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 9 месяцев назад +3

      It is I'm so sorry for you guys. I pray all the time for Canada to stand up🙏 you do have a Trump up there that is fighting for you though

    • @fakebobbyhill296
      @fakebobbyhill296 9 месяцев назад

      @@kj7792 We tried to stand up. Trudeau declared a state of emergency and sent the army who were all too happy to take off their name tags and serve him and his totalitarian orders to squash the dreams of Canada's freedom.
      Then we tried a petition to vote no confidence and hold an election within 40 days. 348 000 people signed it. But the Liberal Party and the NDP party have an agreement that they will not vote no confidence in exchange for the Liberals voting in favor of one medical bill that the NDPs wanted passed, officially selling out Canadian democracy. So that petition never went anywhere.
      Now we have no legal recourse that we can enact to overturn the Liberal/NDP coalition until we can vote him out of power. Fat chance with him buying Chinese ballot forgeries.
      Canada has an identity and we aren't willing to throw it away just to drag one man through the streets, as much as we all want to. We want to get him out legally but he steals elections. He was supposed to be voted out during the pandemic, but somehow he won the election. My guess of course, is he didn't buy enough forged ballots from China to win a majority. I guess he thought more people were going to vote for him. He thought he still had us all fooled at that point, and didn't want to buy so many ballots that there would be more votes than voters. So in his arrogance he under prepared.
      Besides. Not enough of us are armed to fight the Canadian military up here. We can't just up and have a revo...lution. We have hunting rifles at best up here. Too bad we don't have like, an older brother type neighbor with the world's strongest military to back us up. But I guess we don't have anybody around who likes to police the world and end dictatorships that cripple once prosperous nations.
      Oh well. We'll keep signing petitions to vote no confidence in record numbers. Petitions that get presented to Parliament and never go any further. Maybe next election enough Canadians will show up to vote that there would be no room for phony ballots to swing the result. Because that's our only hope of ever getting our country back from this weak little bitch dictator who has the legal system holding us in tax slavery with no way to overturn him.

    • @hhealy7199
      @hhealy7199 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yes, Max Bernier leader of the PPC.

    • @fakebobbyhill296
      @fakebobbyhill296 9 месяцев назад +2

      Hmm. I guess someone didn't like the way I didn't say certain things in my response and it went missing.

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 9 месяцев назад

      @@fakebobbyhill296 RUclips is working overtime on comments😡 ELECTION SEASON

  • @sheilawhite9338
    @sheilawhite9338 8 месяцев назад +1

    Too late I'm rolling on the floor cracking up !😂

  • @JustForFun1171
    @JustForFun1171 9 месяцев назад +23

    The joke with hair ties, I once dropped a pack of condoms in a co-workers bag...almost led to divorce. After the joke I even spoke to the wife myself and told her I pulled a prank. She said Im just trying to cover for him. Best to not joke with things like that🤦‍♂️

    • @dewilew2137
      @dewilew2137 8 месяцев назад +2

      Why would you even do that? What were you thinking would happen? You must have been trying to start drama, and you got what you wanted. 🙄

    • @JustForFun1171
      @JustForFun1171 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@dewilew2137 you are correct, it was a bad joke.

    • @ConservativeGrouch
      @ConservativeGrouch 8 месяцев назад

      @@JustForFun1171Something to do ONLY to those who really, really deserve it.

  • @bronwentillman8385
    @bronwentillman8385 9 месяцев назад +17

    A pallet full of Reese's buckets??? TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 9 месяцев назад +2

      Right? Where do we find this Gold under the rainbow. Iv only seen giant sized never a laundry bucket😮

    • @bronwentillman8385
      @bronwentillman8385 9 месяцев назад

      @@kj7792 Costco and Sam's Club

  • @MissouriOzarkHillbilly
    @MissouriOzarkHillbilly 9 месяцев назад +8

    @13:15 Whether it's ice, or in a boat, on a dock or even from the bank, a true Dad will never try to fish with a kid. He will take his kid fishing, sure. But if he does, he knows only the kid will be fishing. Between watching for danger, baiting hooks, encouraging the kid, telling him he has a bite, etc. etc. There will be no time for Dad to actually fish. Take a kid fishing. The rewards are immense. But don't expect to do any fishing yourself.

  • @naowright9308
    @naowright9308 9 месяцев назад +19

    @13:20 I immediately noticed that the little boy did not scream. He fussed as his dad pulled him out. He knew his daddy would take care of him. Props to that father for being a number one dad.

    • @ronsamborski6230
      @ronsamborski6230 9 месяцев назад +2

      The kid was also fussing because he immediately had an icy cold wet foot in the boot full of water. 💦

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 9 месяцев назад

      He fussed because he lost his boot bro

    • @naowright9308
      @naowright9308 9 месяцев назад +3

      Guys, I know he fussed because he was cold, wet, and lost a boot. My point was that he only fussed and not thrown a huge fit because he knew his dad would take care of him. His small fuss instead of a full-on bawling shows his trust in his father to make it all better.

  • @edwinpeterhigginson8448
    @edwinpeterhigginson8448 8 месяцев назад

    One of your best to date. Thanks.

  • @oregon32nursenurse43
    @oregon32nursenurse43 8 месяцев назад +8

    Booking a flight? 😱
    I’m not flying anywhere with the craziness going on!!! Plane doors falling out? Boeing whistleblower taken out?
    No thank you.

    • @ChristiColonel
      @ChristiColonel 7 месяцев назад

      There are other companies besides Spirit Airlines.

    • @ChristiColonel
      @ChristiColonel 7 месяцев назад

      Oh, and Spirit needs to raise their prices

  • @garrett3441
    @garrett3441 9 месяцев назад +5

    That Kamala is hysterical!!
    … great content😂😂😂😂

  • @jimw6640
    @jimw6640 9 месяцев назад +13

    If I see a litter box in the bathroom, they are going to think I identify as a Buffalo🤣

    • @trevorm492
      @trevorm492 9 месяцев назад +2

      At an event, how long before it fills up, and why is it covered?

  • @Docsjeff
    @Docsjeff 9 месяцев назад +5

    That Hobby Horse was created in 1968 on Lasker St. in Waco Tx. A girl on my block seriously thought she was a horse and this is how she projected herself EVERY DAY……Especially on Saturdays.She’s winnie,& paw at the ground.Last I heard she was still in some type of “Home” in Texas.🤣

  • @janosistvan5226
    @janosistvan5226 8 месяцев назад +1

    Glad to see you back... 🖖