Lankmann Foundation Advertisement
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- An old advert from when the Lankmann Foundation was still active in Eastridge County. How this even got on the air in the first place remains questionable.
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Buy the Toon Lankmann plush today!
www.makeship.com/products/toon-lankmann-plush
LANKMANN MY BELOVED
Pastra mate, with all due respect, I do really like toon lankman and his plushie counterpart, but £30 for him is kinda ludicrous I’m not going to lie
Hmmmmmm
What is the music you used for this video?
dang it pastra you keep pushing out merch i'm gonna lose money /lh
In Lankmann We Trust
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
I shall not abide by his rules, no goggles, no amen chain
I love Toon Lankmann. He looks like he’s built out of pipe cleaners and recycled cereal boxes 💜
Someone should make him
The best kind of plush
Adorable little 4th grade art project
I could make this guy out of paper mâche and used toilet paper cardboard
Oh god who was forcibly turned into a plushie this time
an unpaid intern
I had a mini heart attack seeing the notification of a new dreams of an insomniac related video, idc if it’s just a plush add it’s still great
I clicked with the speed of sound.
The plush is still cool.
If that thing exists in the actual universe of DOAI you CANNOT convince me that thing doesn’t have a camera in it.
It defently does
But now real question would a smilling snatcher plushie existe in world too with the lankman one
@@fernoagent8581 i think making a marketable plush doll of a wanted kidnapper and horror figure is just as the founding fathers intended
I set the “first contact” frame of Clyde to my PC background last night to keep me company while I work, and now I can buy a Toon Lankmann plushie to keep me company while I’m not! We’re winning greatly!
Never change the way you advertise, Pastra.
Finally! My dream of being horrified by Lankmann at all times of the night is fulfilled!
1:33 "That's me!! :DDD" Why is that so adorable
Now we need a bunch of community posts of the Lankmann plush in dark, liminal spaces with creepy text over it like the Clyde plush
Bro is just a little goober 💀
Alright if Swankmann turned Pastra into a marketable plushie who turned Lankmann into one
No one... it doesn't have a soul..
@@Piercing_Mitez Damn
I think someone should give him one
It was revenge
Swankmann
I love to think the Lankman foundation actually sells plushies in universe as a way to earn the trust of the people
A plushie has just broken into my humble abode and now he and my orange pal have been beefing Tom and Jerry style for the past 20 minutes pls help
HES SO SILLY I LOVE HIM
THE LANK
Lankman my beloved
That entire plush reveal gave me a jumpscare
Lankmans voice is so silly
Also who intends to tell Pastra there's a third Bendy game soon?
Oh I'm sure he already knows.
@@novacommander4297 Probably.
Pastras new profile picture is the best tning in the history of anything ever
Having a little Salad Fingers soundalike buddy to help you with lovecraftian abominations sounds like a sweet treat to me :D
ive bought all of his other plushes and i dont intend to stop even if i go into debt. pastra you have impacted my life in ways i could never describe you helped me get over the dumb fear of horror and you taught me how to love horror as a genre. you are genuinly one of my if not my favourite youtubers i will continue to support your channel with money from canada so i get the little goobers you create.
I’d love it if this plush is a canon thing in DoaI and it turns out that they have recording equipment hidden in them that allows the Foundation to spy on most of the town.
why'd u have to make him look like a sweetheart in plush form now i HAVE to trust him
Can’t wait to finally get a plush from one of my favorite content creators I’m ordering him as soon as I get off my job
THE SQUISHY
i mean my ears are bleeding....but...that's a stuffed toy perfect for my shelf
I really like the character design of Lankmann.
Lankmann is my absolute favourite. Unfortunately, I'm *poor.*
He stands gaurd over the front porch, becuse if he went inside the bodies of the monsters he "scares away" would be a hasstle to scrub out of the carpet. How considerate of him. 10/10 best boy. very marketable.
I'm so glad that merchandising isn't important to the lankman foundation
okay but why is Lankmann's head the roblox cylinder head 💀
The fact that this seems to be genuinely canon to DOAI is great
Went from sounding like a threat to a british dwarf
The swankmann aboutta be so mad realizing they were replaced for this one ad
Under 5 minute club
👇
Hey!!
@@The1llus1on Hello
"We're only interested in protecting you, and have no desire for fame or money. On an unrelated note, here's a marketable plushie."
DOAI Lankman does strike me as the kind of guy to say he's here for the people from the top of his golden tower.
I thought it was too soon for another add on to the series. But anyway always good to see a new product and hope it helps fund more of this amazing series.
Time to wait for money to come in and immediately buy him to go with Zombie Clyde
Toon lankman little guy, gonna have to keep him away from the Clyde’s tho
Oh, hey! I've always wanted a plushie to scream "PASTRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" at me.
One day, the Sonic CD horror video will come out
I lost my crap when this popped into my recommendations
Can't wait for the inevitable life sized lankman plus
never made a purchase so fast in my life
If I get the Lankyboy will my Clyde plushies be scared away? :(
This isn’t merchandise.
It’s a security solution.
when he said I have an easy solution I thought he was gonna pull out a glock
The power of *lankmann plush* compels you!
Now I can finally tape him to the fan next to Clyde
We’re so back.
Edit: Nooo lankman whyyy you got turned into a marketable plushies
Man, I thought this was part of Insomniacs. Never knew it was a Lankmann plush.
I wish I could've got one. :(
Now re-release a Lankmann plush next year but with different colors so it looks like The Swankmann, like you did with the Pastra & Zombie Pastra plushies
We have evolved into shape-shifting creatures of death
Who would win? Demon who can give auditory and visual hallucinations and has killed many people, or one small plushy boi
Sad to see there is no swankmann at the Lankmann Foundation to sell products
Pastra knows how to do good marketing
So we've got the Toon Lankmann, normal Lankmann and Swankmann, now we need a Toon Swankmann for those Sweet, Sweet Merch sales
I absolutely love the choice of 'In the Mood' as the background music. Love Glenn Miller
IT'S CALLED THE LANKMAM FOUNDATION
The true hero of the story
finally
all is good now that we have toon lankman plush
Maybe Lankmann will finally be able to pay rent
I'd lankman's degsin partially in spired by the smiler (the roller-coaster). If so I think that's neet. Not only was it a roller-coaster that had a horror theme to it. It had a real-life horror happen when it crashed.
Simple, funny, and confirms that we can't trust the Lankman Foundation even more
I mean, he's got to pay rent somehow.
huh a plush ad that doesn't have Swankmann in it, i guess he was busy doing other business stuff, or he was secretly the voice of Toon Lankmann
I litterally need him
I was speculating on what Lankmann plush’s announcement video would be: my thought was that Swankmann would say he had to start selling himself to pay his rent (implying prostitution) but then he reveals the plush. In hindsight I guess this makes more sense.
What have you done with Swankman-
Just wait till lankmann meet their arch nemesis, stoutgirll >:3
just throwing this idea out there: you could review Amnesia The Bunker.
The forgotten lankybox channel member(he got kicked out for doing drug)
I only found out cause phisnom played it live I love this sm!
Sir, we need a mascot to make people feel safe.
Well, let’s make it insanely tall, give it 50 teeth, and make sure it doesn’t have pupils.
…Sir… I don’t think that’s a good idea.
You don’t? Why not?
Because that design just wouldn’t be complete if the eyes weren’t red!
You’re a genius!
If that Lankmann design (in universe) is intended to be a charming, easily approachable, company defining lovable mascot then someone is going to get fired. He's more adorable and squishier than Lankmann prime, but for the the love of god fictional Lankmann Foundation employee, give that guy some pupils! Marketting is in shambles
BRB bout to collect the veldigoon like Pokémon
YEAAAAA I CANT WAIT TO HAVE THE LITTLE FAMILY
What a... lovely little fella! I wish I could get my hands on one. But sadly *[message redacted]*
I just looked in my wallet and 30 dollars are missing. What the f-
Oh no- Lankmann has become _even more_ marketable in toon form! Oh no- my wallet! Such quality materials are making my wallet lighter!!
Ah yes i love DOAI lore
I JUST GOT HIM HES SO SILLY
When are we getting the non toon Lankman plush, I want a life size man to tell me when I’m misbehaving(this joke turned out weirder than expected, I am so sorry)
Sad it wasn't called Lil' Lank
10/10, would be haunted again
PASTA I CANT KEEP UP WITH THE PLUSHES PASTA 😭😭😭😭
Have you done hosting, narrating, theatre or something like before RUclips? You're a really good story teller and narrator
Love this goofy fella
They restocked
Lankman reminds of a tim burton character
Dammit Pastra stop making me waste my money
I think Dreams of an Insomniac could be a amazing Indie horror game you should try to make one!
Lanky
Clever Advertisement, truly 😮😂
I have zero regrets with my purchase
Now I can have a small once human abomination in his toon form to protect me from the smiling snatcher! Better yet HE SOFT
...So how does this fit into DA LORRRRREEEEE?
Lanky shenanigans
I am definitely getting lankman! I got all the other ones!
Love your content! You're the Best ❤❤❤❤
LANK-US VULT! For Pastra! >:)