erwin: i feel it’s best for you to be as relaxed and calm as possible *me making a concerned face* him: don’t get that worried look on ur face *me now wondering how THE FUCK he knew*
" However I assure you there is no need to do so, Not that I'd believe you could run that is " Me: did he just call me fat without calling me fat-- bish
Man, i let out a huge smile when i saw a new Erwin audio- Edit: Man i just finished the audio and imma have to humbly request a part 2 bc OH MY GOSHHHHH
Bro imagine being y/n in the beginning while he’s explaining how we’re not in danger, we didn’t read the title I would of fucking ran the moment he said ‘you will probably run’ LIKE OK LET ME JUST DO IT IN ADVANCE
Erwin: We do have a few other vampires with in the survey corps... Me: (Oh?) Erwin: I won't reveal their names at this time... Me: (DAMN IT!) also me: (Who?!)
Wait a second- hold the F-ing phone!! Is that... an erwin I see? Oh my goodness it is!!! My love oh how I miss you!!!❤😊🥰 Request, if you will amuse me and other erwin simps, do you think it is possible to have a... erwin x pregnant listener.... again, you don't have to, it's just a request and I won't be offended if you refuse to do it
Hey I have a request could you please do a armin x listener were armin reads a book about the ocean or any other topic you want to calm the listener down please?🥺💙
Omg this was amazing.😍 Could u do one where y/n get severely hurt and the only to save them is to make them a vamp? it's totally up to u I just thought it would be a good idea. Love your work keep it up ✨♥️✨
I don't keep track of ages... Is Hange the youngest squad leader? If they aren't, then neither is the OC I used for this audio who is around Hange's age, if not slightly older-
bruh almost all the comments are the comment ideas I'm getting at this very moment I just wish I was earlier but my stupid extension classes are getting in the way 😔✨
Okay- I know this is random but- One of my teachers is called Mr. Erwin. HES A HISTORY TEACHER Trust me- I WILL be his favorite. And He allowed us to choose nicknames- I OBIVOUSLY SAID TO CALL ME CADET Hehe- he agreed to that- And know when he calls for me this is what he does "Okay Cadet. I need your homework." IM TELLING YOU HES MY FAVORITE TEACHER
![[ASMR] Taking A Nap With Erwin Smith](/img/1.gif)
Erwin: There is a slight issue that we need to discuss
Me: Boi I see the title and just bite me
Can’t be more clear
Agreed
I'm surprised they trusted us to become a squad leader 😂
:0 I found a gacha person
HIII GOODMORNING HIII
:D
I am an Oc creator UwUz
Do you really have to call us out? Oh you-
I'm also surprised bro
Uh...ME!!!! SQUAD LEADER!!!! I'D PROBABLY JUST LEAD EVERYONE INTO THE JAWS OF DEATH!!!! LITERALLY!!!!
CAPTAIN LEVI WOULD BE *PISSED!!!!*
If it were me he promoted, it’d be a choice with whole regrets.
erwin: i feel it’s best for you to be as relaxed and calm as possible
*me making a concerned face*
him: don’t get that worried look on ur face
*me now wondering how THE FUCK he knew*
CUT THE CAMERAS-
@@shade7115 DEADASS
IKR IM CHECKING MY WHOLE ROOM JUST MAKE SURE THERES NO CAMERA💀
I read this as "I must ask an important flavor of you-" 😭😭😭😭😭
Same HAHAHA 😂
@@levianaackerman9009 Nap time 🤪🤪🤪
@@taigalive it's morning here TvT
@@levianaackerman9009 it's almost night here :( NAP TIME :D
@@taigalive Oh, Good night! 😁
" However I assure you there is no need to do so, Not that I'd believe you could run that is "
Me: did he just call me fat without calling me fat-- bish
Why did the same thought go through my mind?
WazaclikozikjgfhWOW
Same, I was like “Did you just call me fat?!-RUDE!”
The sad thing is...
I AM FAT😭😭
If it makes you feel better
He did not, vampires are supposed to be super fast
Me when he says potential mate: buddy WHAT DO YOU SEE IN ME
Erwin: I apologize
Me: for what? You weren’t bothering me, just Kageyama running around trying to kill me since I bought the last of the milk....
HAHAHA!!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰
Oh my😂
Uhh
Erwin : Call me a squad leader for more like 3 times
Me : sToOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoP oMgGgGgGgGgGgGgG-💀
LMAOOOOO
Man, i let out a huge smile when i saw a new Erwin audio-
Edit: Man i just finished the audio and imma have to humbly request a part 2 bc OH MY GOSHHHHH
Fr I ask the same
Ayo why am I late?
Hol' up- Vampire Erwin? AIGHT LESSGO
|sips tea and eats popcorn| I love vampires and Erwin this is gonna be great
HAHAHA IKR!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro imagine being y/n in the beginning while he’s explaining how we’re not in danger, we didn’t read the title I would of fucking ran the moment he said ‘you will probably run’ LIKE OK LET ME JUST DO IT IN ADVANCE
PLEASE this NEEDS a part two I'm literally yelling. Your videos are so perfect, I adore how you write characters so much!
I don’t know why but when he said that it would hurt I started crying
Oof:////
Erwin: We do have a few other vampires with in the survey corps...
Me: (Oh?)
Erwin: I won't reveal their names at this time...
Me: (DAMN IT!)
also me: (Who?!)
My stomach: 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
My blood pressure: 📈📈📈
My heartbeat: 📉📉📉📉
~Between my legs~ 🚿🚿🚿
My mind: PART TWO! PART TWO!!
SAME OMFGGG
oh....
WHY DID IT STOP RIGHT WHEN HE WAS GOING TO BITE ME AHHHHHH!!!
I'm so sad also good stopping point
Erwin: Do you understand where this is going, Squad Leader?
Me: I DON’T CARE WHERE IT’S GOING!! YOU’RE HOT!! BITE ME!!
That one dislike is from Levi
I just imagine him LOSING HIS SHIT if he sees blood on the floor.
@@egomosquito6677 OMGGGJSJSJANDHJDOAKANSNXWAOAKS-💀
💀-
@@egomosquito6677 he would...
He has multiple accounts because hanji kept logging into them
Vampire Erwin?
Now this will be interesting
i really hope this gets a continuation some day.
Take all of my red liquid in me, don't really care if I die
It's not red when it's in you but pop off‼️‼️‼️😘😘🥰🥰🥰🥰
@@mylo779 No. It was proven a myth. It's actually red through any process. 🙂
Cucumber Approved
Dude..
It’s an honor
I almost squealed when I saw this it was amazing
PART TWO PLEASE!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺
WAIT WERE A SQUAD LEADER NOW 😯THATS SO COOL 🤩
~Edit~
WAIT THERE ARE MORE VAMPIRES IN THE SURVEY CORE THATS SO COOL😳
Yasss!
This was amazing. Thank you for giving us this :D
OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ERWIN
Wait a second- hold the F-ing phone!!
Is that... an erwin I see? Oh my goodness it is!!! My love oh how I miss you!!!❤😊🥰
Request, if you will amuse me and other erwin simps, do you think it is possible to have a... erwin x pregnant listener.... again, you don't have to, it's just a request and I won't be offended if you refuse to do it
Hahaha😂😂😂😍😭😭😭😭😭
Vampire Erwin
Me: Ok Erwin is the king of Vampires
at this point i'm amazed there isn't a playlist just for the vampy audios. 🤔
yoo part 2 please 😩
Now now everyone we need to remember we can’t talk to a deadman-
No shut up 😭 please don't remind me
🎈-> 🔫= you also deadman.
okay so i was fixing my volume and the last thing I heard was ''close the door'' before I paused the video like tf 💀🌹
Hey I have a request could you please do a armin x listener were armin reads a book about the ocean or any other topic you want to calm the listener down please?🥺💙
I think this is an adorable idea, bump :3
YES. And venti pfp 🙏🏼‼️
GOOD IDEA OMG😂😂😂😂‼️💀‼️‼️‼️‼️😘😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰😕😕
ERWIN AHHHHH 😳
loved this video can't wait for more.
Soon the who survey corp is going to be vampires
Omg this was amazing.😍
Could u do one where y/n get severely hurt and the only to save them is to make them a vamp?
it's totally up to u I just thought it would be a good idea. Love your work keep it up ✨♥️✨
YES ERWIN CONTENT AH
I don't keep track of ages...
Is Hange the youngest squad leader? If they aren't, then neither is the OC I used for this audio who is around Hange's age, if not slightly older-
Take a shot every time he says 'squad leader'
ERWIN OMG YES
NOOOO IT WAS GETTING TO THE GOOD PART😩 WE nEed a part 2
This was amazing
Please do a part 2.
2:15 Miche's nose: Am I a joke to you?? 🤨
So there’s a part two? Please let there be a good part two.
I don't simp for him but he is just like a father to me 🤦♀️
Same bruh
Part 2 pls
ERWIN YESS
yoo DA BABY LETS GOO
daddy earwin or browin is back bby 😩✌
XD "Daddy "??
Ok ok ik we all have daddy issues U.U but rn im wheezing like Dream brub-
..........
The truth is....I drink my own Blood...
:0 Same here i also bite myself and i have sharp teeths 🌟^🌟
@@YuseiofMicah How,many your Sharp teeths are?
@@yvescabanillas5029 uhm i think most of them .w. "' but more fangs if you want xD at the front
@@YuseiofMicah ...I got 4...
@@yvescabanillas5029 :0 Ish u a vampire or a cat :3?!
Let’s see how this goes
how’s it going?
@@user-lh4bf8uk3g good
Day 40 of asking if there’s gonna be a continuation to Mommy! Historia series 👉👈
Another milestone let’s gooo
Part 2 i need it
Can you do a part 2 please
Commander no arms❤❤😌🥰💃💃💅
Ouch-
💀
Erwin always gotta bring up that age gap😔
Erwin? Oh that’s cool
Could you maybe do part 2?👁️👄👁️❓
bruh almost all the comments are the comment ideas I'm getting at this very moment
I just wish I was earlier but my stupid extension classes are getting in the way 😔✨
I need more of this 🥲
OwA 🦟owA 👹
*Sigh* Well- I-I honestly have no words on why people view me as a vampire-
I love it so cute 😻😻
I’m late but I love it 😻
H E L L
Y E A H
H E L L L L L L
Y E A A A A A A H
Part 2
My blood probably tastes like chicken cup ramen
*_slurp_*
Please do ASMR Armin Arlert x Future Listener
Omg that would be so awesome!
@@punkynoodle2728 thank you
@@punkynoodle2728 I always have awesome ASMR new ideas
@@sniperzilla7063 I bet you do!
@@sniperzilla7063 what’s one of your favorite ideas?
Part 2? Please
Part ll pls
More vampires in the survey core I know eren one he just has to be one
Like if you should be sleeping but this is more important
It’s vampy time today B)
Yay i am a vampire happy birthday to me. T^T my a🌟🌟 yeah
@@YuseiofMicah happy birthday!
@@Anthophobia :D happy birthday to you yo even if it's not U.U
@@YuseiofMicah thank you! Lol
i want a jealous mikasa x listener
That’s me not the voice but died
I don't care, BITE ME ALREADY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Oh you need blood?Just drink me- OH SHIT THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT-😀✌💀👻
BOO!💃 Bych I'm a ghost👻 I can go on for days and days yea I do the most😌✌😐
Hi I’m going to request more of karma por fa vor?
IMMMMM HERE 😃
Hi🤗
I love your pfp💀 leOREO 💃💃💃💃😀💅💀
Its 4am why
Hello
😫🙏❤️🛐
m.ruclips.net/video/MziBaDrC1f8/видео.html
This video quite clearly shows why i prefer this video over the armin video
Poor child
RUclips keeps unsubscribing me from this channel for some reason :(
Like 😊
Sacry. Night. Vampire. Boold Red. Hurry
Night kiss lips
.....
I have been summoned 😌🙏
Okay- I know this is random but-
One of my teachers is called Mr. Erwin.
HES A HISTORY TEACHER
Trust me-
I WILL be his favorite.
And He allowed us to choose nicknames-
I OBIVOUSLY SAID TO CALL ME CADET
Hehe-
he agreed to that-
And know when he calls for me this is what he does
"Okay Cadet. I need your homework."
IM TELLING YOU HES MY FAVORITE TEACHER
LUCKYYYYY
@@brea._.9344 I FEEL SPECIAL,
@@undecidedcurse462 HAHA I BET YOU DO :( I WOULDVE DONE THAT TOO