@@the_d0ll_house at season one it was said he's in his thirties. So he was probably around 33 or 34. Season 1-3 are all in the same year if I remember right. So after the time skip in season 4, he's around 38 or 39 years old.
Me: *reading a vampire romance novel that my friend gave to me* bruh this doesn't even have horror stuff in it time to ease drop on levi for some tea~✨ Levi : I know someone who is willing to draw some blood I saw them reading a vampire romance book Me: hm levi is a vampire poor guy or girl gonna d-*looks at the book I was holding* OH F
Levi: I must INSIST Me: Dude, there is no need. Now jugular, forearm, femoral artery......y'know the least awkward one is the forearm. Oh you're going right for the neck, okay
I couldn’t take it serious after he said ‘vampire romance novel’ I started laughing my ass off 😂 - *me drinking a kool-aid jammers* Mhm no problem 🧍while you at it go ahead and like kindly kill me or step on me
17:07 I legit started feeling light headed when hange told Levi he had to stop I was like cut the cameras 😂😥 Edit: the second Levi asked hange to leave I was like "wait no don't leave me with alone with him I'm probs gonna get kicked to death"
you can do a scenario with nanaba x male listener in the modern era where nanaba ends up being jealous with the constant flirtations of hitch and the other girls ?
I can get this thought out of my head but Levi's like 5,3 and I'm 5,2 and there's only a one inch difference between him and my height so I'm thinking that he wouldn't have to bend down super far to reach my neck for some reason just makes me giggle like a idiot
Me: huh da fu- OH-OH-OH uh don't eat me to mu-that sounds wrong- don't drink M-THAT TOO OKAY JUST DO WUT YOU WANT JUST DON'T KILL ME OR TAKE AWAY MY BOOKKK 🙂 ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎ thanks
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I CANT stop imagining Levi on his tippy toes and still couldnt reach our neck XD
What does XD mean
Omg 😂😂😂
@@michellemeree4023 "😆" its stand for this emoji when you turn your phone
Haha we're like "bruh"
HE WOULD HAVE TO SLIGHTY BEND OVER TO REACH ME 😭
No wonder he's a vampire, he is 40 something and somebody who is 19 looks 40
Hahahahahahahahaha
He's 34
@@michellemeree4023 after the time skip he's around 38 actually
He's between 30 and 34 yrs old
@@the_d0ll_house at season one it was said he's in his thirties. So he was probably around 33 or 34. Season 1-3 are all in the same year if I remember right. So after the time skip in season 4, he's around 38 or 39 years old.
hanji: what poppen
Levi: dont mind me just hungrey
You should mind me.
WHAT DID HE SAYYYYYYYYYY
Levi:I saw them read Vampire romance
Me:SINCE WHEN DID I READ VAMPIRE ROMANCE!?!?
I read greek mythology
I read fanfiction adventure mystery and horse books where tf did vampire romance come from- 😟
Same actually 😌👌🏻
*I don’t even know how to read-*
;-;
Um same
I read about how the earth was formed, but I guess I can see where vampire romance came from there. Makes 100% sense.
Why do I feel like Levi would be standing on his tippy toes so he could reach our neck-
I’m his height so lol 😂 😆
*laughs at this comment in 4’8 1/2*
*cries in 5 ft*
Bruh- I'm 5'10 😂
@@wiwokaythen4909 Zamn-
Levi: I apologize if this makes you uncomfortable-
me: no that's fine.
Him: I’ve seen them in the library reading vampire romance books
Me: * casually reading the Twilight books my aunt gave me * *AYO GET THE DUCK OUT*
Same!😂
Bro I am reading by the second book now CUT THe DUCKING CAMERAS
Same, I stopped reading half way through the 3rd novel to start reading my manga so once I’ve collected a whole series then I might go back to them.
🦆
Bruh sameeee
Levi being a Vampire would make so much sense tho
I know
wELL ID BE KINDA STRESSED OUT IN THIS SITUATION
levi: a vampire
me: has sharp teeth and likes the taste of blood and insomnia:me to bro!
chile sameeeee
Sameee
I thought this was just me….
My Sibling I finally found you 👁️👄👁️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same
Short boi is best boi 😎
Me: *fangirling as grell is up next* grell much swag, ngl.
Uhm. ...Was that really necessary..
@@Stel_Wrld yes. ✨
@@Anngel23
..........ok
This is what I mean when I say RUclips comments are dry as hell
@@MynameisSketchy Did I ask you? No, don't be rude.
Me: trying to hide my excitement 🙂😀😃😃😃😃😃😃😆😆😆😆
Levi: notices 😶 ummmmm are you ok
Me: no not in any way am I ok
Can we get a part 2
Oh god I hope so
Yes pls
We did! ✨🍭☁️
@@royaleleah2737 I know and I love it
I would really love when there would be a part 2. I'm crazy for vampire levi 🙏❤️
I thought for a second he was gonna try to drain the listener (and kinda hoped so too.)
So now I’m hoping for a part 2 ❤️
Wait he can drain a starfish?! **internally screaming in starfish**
@@celdiazz PATRICK??! :0 IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN I LOVE YOU AND SPONGEBOB!!! Ö
Can you do a Levi vs eren x listener where Levi and eren are fighting over us?
Ooo~ that would be some good tea
@@Anngel23 yup
oh hell no. im male (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
yall freaking fan girls.
@@jevilhumanversion5266 can't she do a gender neutral so you can watch too?
VAMPIRE ROMANCE NOVELS HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS DAY
Levi - "I aplogise if I make aany strange sounds".
Me - oh hun pleaase I encourage you! Lemme hear Em!
This is doing we-
Levi:Hanji?
-NO!
Me: *reading a vampire romance novel that my friend gave to me* bruh this doesn't even have horror stuff in it time to ease drop on levi for some tea~✨
Levi : I know someone who is willing to draw some blood I saw them reading a vampire romance book
Me: hm levi is a vampire poor guy or girl gonna d-*looks at the book I was holding* OH F
😂
LMAO 😂
Welp i guess its a better way to die than getting eaten by a titan
😂😂😂😂😂
I was listening to this while my sister was forcing me to watch vampire diaries with her
The mention of vampire romance novels really called me out 😂😂😂
I’d let Levi feed off me any day-
Me: uh you can use mine if ya want I dont mind dude
@Light Yagami your not exactly in the right anime either light
I don’t think I’m in the right era-
@@ILoveJoostKlein1983 nope
ahaha light😽💞✨
I love this thread😂😂
I love how Levi doesn't even *consider* asking Hange for blood, or tgem offering it- implying that Hange ISN'T human XD
Levi: I'ma creature far from human-
Me:*brings out a book of human-like creatures* so what kind are we talking about? 😌
Don't at me,but I will gladly give my blood to levi i love him that much m'kay?!!!!
Canibal people + vampire people =titans
Perfact UwU
Levi: Can I have some of your blood
me: ❤ w ❤ ✨ awoga ✨ ❤ w ❤
{\_____/}
(❤️w❤️)
( >🩸 TAKE IT LEVI
Awwww
Yo am I the only one who would not mind Levi's threat?? Like I think it's MUCH better then death!!
Ikr I was just like: wait that's a threat-
Levi: I must INSIST
Me: Dude, there is no need. Now jugular, forearm, femoral artery......y'know the least awkward one is the forearm. Oh you're going right for the neck, okay
These should totally be on Spotify! I like listening to them while I work out 😂
Him: i see them read vampire romance
*Me who reads only MHA fanfictions*
TALKING ABT ME MAN??
can we apologize to annie bc we cheated on her-
i still feel badಠ ೧ ಠ
???
*signs* *calls Bertholdt*
Wait, we what?? I could never, tf
ಥ_ಥ what???
Me:imma tall everyone now HAHA
You need blood, Captain? Good thing I'm on my period! I've got buckets full. HERE YA GO!
Levi be like: DISGUSTING
Even in comment section he's such a clean freak 😂
OMG why am I laughing so hard 😆
OML😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAO 😂😂
PFFFF-
NO ABSOUTLY NO
Levi is not gonna catch me reading vampire romance books
Miss me with that bs
You ain't gonna catch me slipping
Nah
I genuinely love this to bits
Levi Its been so long * me : sence last iv seen my son lost to this monster, to the man behind the slaughter * ( brain stop )
FR
@@Venita_why Yeah
i was looking for someone to make this coment
FELLOW FNAF FAN 🤣💜💜💜💜
YAS PART TWO PLEASE!!🥰🤩
...why’s everyone joking about my height.
@XxMichael The WolfxX Im not.
@XxMichael The WolfxX Wanna clean ? Hm?
Good thing he saw me reading vampire romance instead of that one Porco x reader fanfiction 😭
I couldn’t take it serious after he said ‘vampire romance novel’ I started laughing my ass off 😂
-
*me drinking a kool-aid jammers* Mhm no problem 🧍while you at it go ahead and like kindly kill me or step on me
*everything happening*
Me just wanting to go back to bed:
Can the listener be the vampire and Levi or eren helps them please
That would be good.
???
They have that just look up aot x listener vampire
I'm shorter than levi so he would SIMPLY reach my neck
Me who sat by my sister when I was younger as she was reading vampire novels: AYO WHAT THE FU-
Can you do a part 2-
11:18 I only understand the book versions of vampires!
Levi: no you not in trouble
Me: Pfew I thought I was going to get yelled at for stealing some of the food but OK
I thought your name was addison bear
@@macy.idrcabu ????
Am I supposed to know who that is
Because if I am I probably forgot their name
@@maddisonbower9836 its okay if you don't know there just a famous person lol
@@macy.idrcabu ok
For a second I thought I forgot someone again
Love it♥♥♥
Can you do an ymir and historia x listener please
i want to see frieda reiss please
Ight but hear me out vampire Erwin 🤔
when he bit us I got so embarrassed
//(//-//_//-//)//
reminder for me: 11:12
17:07 I legit started feeling light headed when hange told Levi he had to stop I was like cut the cameras 😂😥
Edit: the second Levi asked hange to leave I was like "wait no don't leave me with alone with him I'm probs gonna get kicked to death"
Can you voice Levi x Fem! Werwolf Listener please?
This was suppose to be for a good cause, but then it went dirty quicker than my dad OvO'''
you can do a scenario with nanaba x male listener in the modern era where nanaba ends up being jealous with the constant flirtations of hitch and the other girls
?
Do vampire hanji zoë pllzzz plllzz
Im 6'2 😔
I’m 5:2 and that means that I’m shorter that Levi 😢
I can get this thought out of my head but Levi's like 5,3 and I'm 5,2 and there's only a one inch difference between him and my height so I'm thinking that he wouldn't have to bend down super far to reach my neck for some reason just makes me giggle like a idiot
Levi is 30 and your probally under aged right ?
We could 20 since there is season 4
Be*
Me: huh da fu- OH-OH-OH uh don't eat me to mu-that sounds wrong- don't drink M-THAT TOO OKAY JUST DO WUT YOU WANT JUST DON'T KILL ME OR TAKE AWAY MY BOOKKK 🙂 ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎ thanks
Me sitting here who started reading twilight for laughs
Yo Is this Diabolik Lovers? Btw plz make Diabolik Lovers content if u can.
Sir this is Maze Runner you need your eyes checked?
😭😭
This whole time I like the video but I honestly felt like they were spit on me
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii