“Better than being crushed against a tree?” I mean, I’m not wrong. Petra kinda asked for it by being close to the trees. Edit - 55 likes gueez I didn't know it was that funny Edit 2 - 229 likes, holy crap Edit 3 - HOLY MOLY, I never knew you guys though I was actually good at making ppl laugh over Petra! Edit 4 - 327!! The freak
Levi: I’m also able to read a clock Me: but have you cleaned the clock? Levi: *looks at the clock and narrows eyes* oh no this isn’t right *jumps out of the chair and starts scrubbing at the clock*
@Ramen And boba you are correct Hanji/Hange is non-binary if you listen close you can hear Levi say they,them and there wheal referring to Hanji/hange and also the anime it self say it so hange/hanji is in fact non-binary.
Hi um question grell x neko listener part 2 where Sebastian come back and listener meet’s him and grell gets kinda jelly cause “sebby likes you more” buts it really just cause the listener paying a bit more attention to Sebastian
Levi:better then getting crushed my a tree? Me:pfft...ahahhahahaah!! Levi:do you have any idea what you just said? Me:ahahhah!!a girl named petra getting crushed by a tree...from a female titan!😂😂😂😂 wheezing* My sister:is she possessed?
"Wouldn't dieng because your tired be embarrassing?" "Better than being crushed into a tree" "Take that back" *burst out laughing*s-sorry I can't I-it's 😂😂😂
@@Divinity_The_Devil look all you gotta do is lower the volume to one and put the speaker close up to your ear and I promise you if they are more than 8-15 ft away they can't hear anything 👩💻 I know this because I do this all the time when my pods are dead
Me with an impulsive mouth and with a forgetful brain: better than being crushed by a tree Levi: what did u just say Me: I honestly don't remember but I will assume it's really bad so I'm going to apologize and act like I did remember 😗
Levi: you better take that back right. Now. Me: *terrified* TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭😭 Levi: Excuse me? Me: OH SHIT IMMA DIE. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I found it so funny that I keep listening to these audios about Listener being worried about someone staying up late and watching this at 6:02 AM knowing I only sleep during the day like a animal💀💀
Hi! This might be a weird request, but if you have the time could you do an Armin x Listener where Armin asks to take a bath with the listener?? Nothing gross, just fluffy stuff like Armin putting shampoo in their hair and taking care of them and stuff (or maybe even the other way around! I honestly adore that idea just as much.) That stuff just makes me so soft- Anyway, thank you so much for your hard work on this channel and I’m looking forward to whatever you make next!!
can you do another Karma akabane one? maybe a part two to classroom kitty i liked that one a lot by that i mean before this i watched it for the 50th time maybe part two could be in class and he would cheat off us taking notes like nagisa makes notes about koro-sensei? because i would take notes or maybe look at us drawing? (i draw alot to get rid of stress that or im working on a edit) I would be drawing him ngl
“Better than being crushed against a tree”
OH WE FUCKED UP REAL BAD
IKR??😂😭🖐
@@I_love_Seba Fr like i loved Petra i will NOT be bringing up her death
OMFG WHEN I HEARD THAT DISHISWJ WE ARE IN TROUBLE
Ummmm hehehehe im out
IKR 💀✋🏽
"Better than being crushed into a tree?"
oh sht did i rlly say that?--
I love your name btw
Ikr didn’t know listener was that bold
I STARTED CRY LAUGHING WHEN WE SAID THAT
@Marvine Landu Suamunu LMAOAHAGSHHSH
@Emma Trammell petrified 🚶
“Better than being crushed against a tree?”
I mean, I’m not wrong. Petra kinda asked for it by being close to the trees.
Edit - 55 likes gueez I didn't know it was that funny
Edit 2 - 229 likes, holy crap
Edit 3 - HOLY MOLY, I never knew you guys though I was actually good at making ppl laugh over Petra!
Edit 4 - 327!! The freak
You could say she really connected with nature LMAO
@@melikefood202 omg yes
correction, close to those big ass trees.
Let's make that 268 :33
325 likes omg!!
Levi: “Would you really want to die because you were tired”
Me: “yes”
That was my response too
Me: * Has insomnia *
Well ummm.....i-i...
No comment-
Is that a challenge?
100% willing to die for sleep
It's a bubble win😃
“If you pull a stunt like this again, it will probably work.”
Me: Love your honesty my dude 😺
We would otherwise just tease him about that it worked a second time if he said otherwise
Levi: Better than being crushed against a tree
Me: AHAHAHHAHHAHAH OMG *puts hand over mouth* IM SORRY GOD I HAD TO LAUGH
I WAS WHEEZING😭
why was that so funny🤣🤣
I ain't sorry I said that 😂 🤣*dies*
Levi: I’m also able to read a clock
Me: but have you cleaned the clock?
Levi: *looks at the clock and narrows eyes* oh no this isn’t right *jumps out of the chair and starts scrubbing at the clock*
@꧁Eri Chan꧂ hi
Hello!
I SAW YOU ONE TIME AND NOW I CANT LOOK AT A COMMENT SECTION WITHOUT YOU
Levi: *starts addressing our issues*
Me: that’s my time to go- I think it’s my time to GO-
AHAHAH
*IM RIGHT BEHIND YOU-*
IM COMING- I SAID IM COMINGG-- WAIT
@@iatrobia3740 come now this is no place to die!
@@ninss6934 and you too!
Y/N"Rather die tired than being crushed by a tree"
Also me: PFFFFFFFFFT* Spits out tea,darn it Petra!!!
Plot twist
He was talking to his Minecraft cat
One of my minecraft cats drowned and now that I think about it the irony to this is sad 😭😭
noooooooooooo 😂😂😂
@@hallucination2.05 R.I.P 😺
Ahahahaha!
🤣👏
Levi: Sasha and Connie
Emma: first off Conny is dead
Gabi: and second I killed-
Me: shut up Gabi!
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
@@Moalover. after all the JBA characters .... its her ... 😭😭😭
@@Moalover. I love ur user ❤️😉👍 and that is not a lie U-U
@@Dazai_Husband Omg 💀✋🏽❤️ Hello Kokichi 🎲🍇
@@Moalover. hello my little simp
Imagine Captain Levi vs Captain America Lol
Captain America would turn into captain 6ft under
Oop
I would love that-
@@TR0X3N no tf he wouldn't
@@postaldude8027 Levi wins anyday
I feel like I'm going to drown sometime during my stay with Levi
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
The whole mood of this is the “guess I’ll die” meme
fr 😭
Hanji is our new comender
Me:she will be a good comender
Levi:oh hell naw
Chaos commander we love her
Tbh...I will be scared of levi😓
@Ramen And boba you are correct Hanji/Hange is non-binary if you listen close you can hear Levi say they,them and there wheal referring to Hanji/hange and also the anime it self say it so hange/hanji is in fact non-binary.
@Ramen And boba np i’m happy to help 😊
Hi um question grell x neko listener part 2 where Sebastian come back and listener meet’s him and grell gets kinda jelly cause “sebby likes you more” buts it really just cause the listener paying a bit more attention to Sebastian
I full heartedly support this idea
Yessss
Great minds think alike
Me: better that being crushed against a tree.
Also me: ohhhh...I fucked up..
Me: sees 'Levi' and 'Neko' and 'insomniac productions' on my suggested page
Me: *INHUMAN SCREECHING*
Oh my gosh!!!ahahahahahaha!same here
☺️ we’re all probably the most inhuman things this world has ever seen
Levi:better then getting crushed my a tree?
Me:pfft...ahahhahahaah!!
Levi:do you have any idea what you just said?
Me:ahahhah!!a girl named petra getting crushed by a tree...from a female titan!😂😂😂😂 wheezing*
My sister:is she possessed?
"Wouldn't dieng because your tired be embarrassing?"
"Better than being crushed into a tree"
"Take that back"
*burst out laughing*s-sorry I can't I-it's 😂😂😂
Hange trying there hardest after Erwin died its hard for them also Levi needs to sleep more then work he needs a break
May she have the strength to stay in one piece
This is no hate but Hange is non-binary
@@Leo_139 I didn't realize that at the time thank you
@@Mothiebones it’s not a problem I’m sorry if I offended you
We were being bold with that "better than being smashed against a tree"
That sad moment when you realize there is no part 2
Levi: “better then being crushed against a tree. Do you have any idea what you just said”
Me: “I- RUN BITCH RUNNNN!”
WHEN I HEARD THIS PART I WAS LIKE: YO DID WE REALLY JUST- *yeets phone*
Same!!😂😂
Im watching this like for the 8th time!!
The powers out so my airpods arent charging... imma be praying my parents dont hear me.
I immedietly lower the volume of my phone when the tv either gets muted or stuff
@@ichigoshi9 same but i have hard hearing so its all a fucking gamble
The pain tho😩
@@ichigoshi9 Ik
@@Divinity_The_Devil look all you gotta do is lower the volume to one and put the speaker close up to your ear and I promise you if they are more than 8-15 ft away they can't hear anything 👩💻 I know this because I do this all the time when my pods are dead
The way i actually cope by helping others, this got personal👩🏻🦯
can you do more neko listener x levi? im addicted ;-;
My Oc:It's better then being crushed against a tree.💁♀️
Levi:Ecxuse me.
Me irl:OH SHIT HERE WE GO.haha he finna die...😰
We’re all going to hell, good bye!
WOW THEY ACUTELY RESPECTED HAJES PRONOUNS. THSNK U
Levi: why do I put off sleeping? Simple.. nightmares..
Me: bitch I-
Not me laughing at making the joke of petra and the tree...😂😂 My mom is now looking at me weird!!
Ahahahah!!I know it sound stupid!but...I accidentally ship petra and a tree😂😂😂
@@MrsCake-xu7up Same!!! People should make fanart of it!!😂😂
Me who actually copes the way the listener is said to cope: 👁👄👁💧
Yay we kitty with levi :3 ♥️
Indeed we are
@@earlyinthemorningoldkids4844 :3
This made me realize I might need to sleep
Yes u do Nishinoya
5 views
46 likes
15 comments and I can’t see them
RUclips is drunk af 😔
Levi: *”better then being crushed against a tree?”
Me: OH SHIT WE MESSED UP SO BAD-
I have to admit I'm always a bit skeptical when it comes to Neko/Vampire...stuff. But I gave it a shot and I liked it!
Levi is like Aizawa
Yea but Aizawa sleeps and Levi doesn’t
No he don’t
*cries in attchment and trust issues*
Duuuuuude did we really slander Petra like that!? I actually liked Petra
I’ve just realised something since Titans don’t eat animals and only humans then if we transform we wouldn’t be eaten because we’re a cat
PLEASE I STARTED LAUGHING AND ITS LIKE 2 AM BECAUSE THE LISTENER SAID ITS BETTER THAN BEING CRUSHED AGAINST A TREE AND I THOUGHT OF PETRA SHSHDHEHA
"That was hard enough to draw blood"
GOOD!
You'd think a neko person would have mastered the art of cat napping. Why sleep at night if you can get the healthy 8 hours in ten minute increments.
I cope with this by taking naps until when I wake up I forget what happened....it actually works *tHaTs tHe rEaSoN iM aLwAyS sLeEpInG* 😭
DAMNNNN
WE REALLY PULLED THE LEVI SQUAD CARD ON THAT ONE
Sing it with me ✨ we fucked uppp~ ✨
✨✨✨We fucked up~ ✨✨✨
We fucked up~
oh hey Sebastian-
In my best grell impression ✨BASSY✨
Cucumber Approved
I always see u everywhere- 😳
How j-just HOW?!? YOU'R EVERYWHERE
I love it captain Levi book really handsome as always ❤️😍😍😍
Me, reading the comments
Levi: "as a result of your trama."
Me: "ANYway"
“Better than being crushed by a tree😃” damn ngl I really did not care bc I never saw her actually 😟
I am in the middle important event and stopped for this video it better be worth it 🙃
I am 2:12 seconds in and this video is worth it. 🙂
Im at 3:27
👁👄👁 how fast are you
If I saw the title and I like it, Im that quick
You are. ✨speed✨.
Bro when we say "better than being crushed on a tree"
i clicked so fast that the flash couldnt keep up-
Levi: you have trauma
Me: I mean yeah, have you met my parents?
Always had a gut feeling that Levi was a cat person and now it was confirmed!!!!
I'm a cat again?
I'm starting to get use to this
Me with an impulsive mouth and with a forgetful brain: better than being crushed by a tree
Levi: what did u just say
Me: I honestly don't remember but I will assume it's really bad so I'm going to apologize and act like I did remember 😗
Levi: you better take that back right. Now.
Me: *terrified* TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭😭
Levi: Excuse me?
Me: OH SHIT IMMA DIE. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@GłTçh when we said dying from sleep is better that getting pushed against a tree.
THIS WAS LITERALLY MY MIND DURING THAT 😭🤚🏼 .
Greatly Performed ASMR 💖💖💖 Thank You 💖🤗💖😴💖😃💖
Can we just respect that the person who made this has the channel name Insomniac Productions
Dang... He straight ROSTED HANGE
I found it so funny that I keep listening to these audios about Listener being worried about someone staying up late and watching this at 6:02 AM knowing I only sleep during the day like a animal💀💀
Do Levi x drunk listener
😯
Hi! This might be a weird request, but if you have the time could you do an Armin x Listener where Armin asks to take a bath with the listener?? Nothing gross, just fluffy stuff like Armin putting shampoo in their hair and taking care of them and stuff (or maybe even the other way around! I honestly adore that idea just as much.) That stuff just makes me so soft- Anyway, thank you so much for your hard work on this channel and I’m looking forward to whatever you make next!!
Omg that would be so cute
I know this is like a year old but omg this needs to happen 💕💕
Oh already know this about to be a banger.
listener rlly just said “fu*k petra i hate petra”
better than being crushed against a tree🤨🙄
I just sit back and observe 🤏😎🤳
can you do another Karma akabane one?
maybe a part two to classroom kitty i liked that one a lot by that i mean before this i watched it for the 50th time
maybe part two could be in class and he would cheat off us taking notes like nagisa makes notes about koro-sensei? because i would take notes or maybe look at us drawing? (i draw alot to get rid of stress that or im working on a edit)
I would be drawing him ngl
i know i spelled both names wrong- im sorry if i did
"its better than being crushed against a tree."
y
you are about to get me killed
Ay this is my alt account I love ya man
Hehe- I'm early again :>
@꧁Eri Chan꧂ Ah- Hey Eri-Chan!
ANOTHER ME ?!😳
@@ynln5158 Yep! Hey other mee
@@ynln5158 another you as well
D-did I just mention.......p-Petra-sama?
Welp time to run
i love the use of they/them pronouns in reference to hanji!!!!
Video was 11 minutes ago yet the comments are 21 minutes ago... RUclips STOP DRINKING
Captain can't sleep because of nightmares.... damn this is relatable I'm listening to this because I can't sleep because of nightmares
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Edit: I loved it😌
@Dawn Nehe :3
👏 I 👏 love 👏 this 👏 channel 👏
👏 same 👏
Levi: saying that he has to stay up all night doing work
Me:*trying to lick my elbow*
For Levi:***
Levi " we help humanity
Eren " 😈😈😈😈 i crush them all
he went batshit crazy 😭
"Better than being crushed against a tree"
🌝⁉
Sasha braus x modern listener pls
QUICK WRITE THAT DOWN! HE HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR CATS!
with all do respect captain but i’m a cadet and your my captain yet we sleep in the same room🙄 professional my a**
Yo hes gonna drown us
WAIT DID YOU SEE MY REQUEST OR IS THIS A COINCIDENCE??? EITHER WAY TYSM 🙏🙏
YES YES YES THIS IS A DREAM COMING TRUE
Also, yt be drunk, no views yet 11 likes
Nyaaaa ~~~~~~
We are a neko in this? yes, just yes.
It was three in the morning when I was listening to this
Levi vs Dark side
*Cutley gives Levi dead rat*
👉🏻👈🏻🥺 UwU 🐀🐱 The rat is still warm (/>///
I am in love
Look I just want you to rest and not overwork yourself. Hope you good. Much love 💘
heathy or unhealthy idc i shall help 🤸🏾♀️
Beautiful titan
i'm praying that my mom doesn't hear me-
SPOILER WARNING:
chapter 138 Broke me :,)
the petra shade 😋
I need a part 2😭
I do not appreciate being called out Levi. Excuse me-
I know I’m nine months late but I started laughing so hard When we brought up the tree😭😭😭😭
7:58 BRO I-
PLEASE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH