Sleeping With Captain Levi Ackerman (Attack on Titan) ANIME ASMR INTERACTION

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @ikransen3109
    @ikransen3109 5 лет назад +6228

    Levi:What's on your mind.
    Inside my brain: You in a maid costume
    Levi:I can't believe you are thinking that now!!

    • @radostinadimova3314
      @radostinadimova3314 5 лет назад +56

      XDDDDDDDDD oh my god

    • @calicoboy_
      @calicoboy_ 5 лет назад +89

      *theres 69 likes and i wanna like so bad.........FRICK IT!*

    • @honeymilktea8673
      @honeymilktea8673 5 лет назад +29

      Your thinking the same thing I'm thinking

    • @sillygoosebaby_
      @sillygoosebaby_ 5 лет назад +24

      Darksoulish I am going to cosplay as him in a maid costume oml

    • @Datonmana
      @Datonmana 5 лет назад +6

      YES THAT IS ME

  • @sevenofnine5271
    @sevenofnine5271 5 лет назад +2313

    Levi : I never knew You liked books
    Me: me neither

  • @robinofhsr
    @robinofhsr 5 лет назад +1712

    Levi: *Calls me Angel out of NO WHERE*
    Me: *No u*

    • @lunaa_themoon
      @lunaa_themoon 5 лет назад +9

      taiga reverse card🤣

    • @kayliegarlitz5818
      @kayliegarlitz5818 5 лет назад +3

      69th like uwu

    • @kleinShisha
      @kleinShisha 4 года назад +9

      Levi: kiss me
      Me: S-Sir.. I'm still only thirteen

    • @breeeazy2498
      @breeeazy2498 4 года назад +2

      Boy dont call me angel...song by ariana grande and miley cryrus from movie charles angels

    • @Zero..o
      @Zero..o 4 года назад +2

      Call me angle * Kai has entered the chat*

  • @yourlocalnormanstan6667
    @yourlocalnormanstan6667 4 года назад +628

    "Cleaning...
    Is a way of life"
    -Levi Ackerman 2019

  • @xmissxmi3eryx
    @xmissxmi3eryx 5 лет назад +3804

    Levi: Get some sleep angel
    Me: I'm your sleep paralysis demon. Get that outta here

  • @funeralc4rs
    @funeralc4rs 5 лет назад +9264

    I told myself I wouldn’t cheat on bakugou
    *but here I am*

  • @lightyagami8768
    @lightyagami8768 5 лет назад +8557

    Levi: do you wanna have kids?
    Me: yes
    Levi: how many?
    Me: two
    Levi: two?
    *gasps*
    Levi: two girls or a boy and a girl...?
    Me: two girls
    Levi: two girls?
    Me: OH GOSH MAN CAN U HEAR ME???

  • @bell1tta
    @bell1tta 4 года назад +1542

    Levi: what are you reading?
    me: killing stalking.
    Levi: that’s boring and you already knows how it ends
    me: *aggressively sobs on sangashes*

  • @raehelmstetter6394
    @raehelmstetter6394 5 лет назад +8352

    *why am I sleeping with a 30 year old man*
    My brain: *shhhhhshhhhshh*

    • @ganyusflower4215
      @ganyusflower4215 5 лет назад +310

      Hyenaa :3 you mean an almost 40 year old man

    • @anastasia-cs8mv
      @anastasia-cs8mv 5 лет назад +444

      Its anime and hes hot, shhhh-

    • @lizcamacho4866
      @lizcamacho4866 5 лет назад +156

      omg I can’t stop laughing at this

    • @Mochi-bl3gn
      @Mochi-bl3gn 5 лет назад +192

      Wait, he’s that old?- Shit, this is illegal!

    • @randomweeb1602
      @randomweeb1602 5 лет назад +99

      @@ganyusflower4215 levi is in his early, 30ds

  • @Kennedyyyyy0
    @Kennedyyyyy0 5 лет назад +7368

    Levi: what are you reading?
    Me: the Bible....
    Edit: thanks for the likes 😂 💛🍯

  • @v1nlandsaga
    @v1nlandsaga 4 года назад +3579

    When Levi is around 30-40 of age, but he looks like he’s in his early 20’s

  • @milliedaddy6522
    @milliedaddy6522 4 года назад +639

    Levi: what’s on your mind?
    Me: death.

  • @egyptianwerewolf1466
    @egyptianwerewolf1466 4 года назад +2950

    Levi: You want kids? How many
    Me: 2
    Levi: 2?
    Me: DID YOU JUST HEAR ME THROUGH THE SCREEN???!?!

  • @jungkookstinypigtails5338
    @jungkookstinypigtails5338 5 лет назад +3885

    Levi: Kiss me
    Me: little gay screeches
    Levi: I guess those kisses were alright.
    Me: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A VIRGIN DUDE THAT HAS NEVER KISSED ANYONE BUT HIS MOM'S CHEEK???

    • @Mochi-bl3gn
      @Mochi-bl3gn 5 лет назад +44

      Legit

    • @anastasia-cs8mv
      @anastasia-cs8mv 5 лет назад +132

      LMFAO “LITTLE GAY SCREECHES”

    • @lucyjones2701
      @lucyjones2701 4 года назад +11

      Aaa

    • @asueisfrikinghere7409
      @asueisfrikinghere7409 4 года назад +13

      Serendipity Singularity Same

    • @demonchild9440
      @demonchild9440 4 года назад +28

      Lol true for me but kids now are like what fricking 2! And have better experience then me my 7 year old brother had his first kiss when he was 1! With his barbers daughter I still tease him about it tho 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alyssacervantes1086
    @alyssacervantes1086 5 лет назад +2857

    Levi: “what book are you reading?”
    Me: “Romeo and Juliet.”
    Levi: “Eh? You know how it ends right?”
    Me: “Yes, they both die, because they each thought they-“
    Levi: “Fine I won’t spoi-“
    My mind: “bOi I aLrEaDy ToLd YoU tHe EnDiNg?!?!”

  • @howdyfolks8443
    @howdyfolks8443 4 года назад +890

    “do your eyes...like change color?”
    me: suddenly i am kurapika ✨

    • @ely9970
      @ely9970 3 года назад +62

      Kurapika is now drowning in an indescribable emptiness *happy guitar solo* 😩

    • @-vinny-20
      @-vinny-20 3 года назад +25

      *Guitar starts playing-*

    • @simpette2284
      @simpette2284 3 года назад +25

      TAKE THAT BACK LEORIO

    • @Dazai_Husband
      @Dazai_Husband 3 года назад +17

      🕷⛓⛓🔴👄🔴

    • @deqthgrsve
      @deqthgrsve 3 года назад +15

      @@simpette2284 I SAID TAKE IT BACK-

  • @xmissxmi3eryx
    @xmissxmi3eryx 5 лет назад +2395

    Levi: you got a big test tomorrow
    Me actually having a big test: well thanks for reminding me

    • @pinkhood1572
      @pinkhood1572 5 лет назад +40

      Study after this even if its 2am
      Its Levi for god sake

    • @xmissxmi3eryx
      @xmissxmi3eryx 5 лет назад +21

      @@pinkhood1572 lol I didn't even study

    • @VoraD23
      @VoraD23 4 года назад +3

      Damn

    • @lunaa_themoon
      @lunaa_themoon 4 года назад +2

      Archangel_AMV I have school tomorrow ;-;

    • @shadowrokidamikarevisionbl3323
      @shadowrokidamikarevisionbl3323 4 года назад +2

      I'm sorry I can't mess the 888likes up I'm so sorry 😓😓😓😓

  • @sevenofnine5271
    @sevenofnine5271 5 лет назад +2875

    Levi : have you ever feel like you’re useless
    Me: Honey I’m the human version of Sakura useless is my second name

    • @zesterrabbit9742
      @zesterrabbit9742 5 лет назад +33

      x.x_ki _ra_x.x Your so right.XD

    • @may_the_wolf3171
      @may_the_wolf3171 5 лет назад +38

      How dare u Say Sakura Is Useless!!!!... Lets all know I'm Sakura cause I don't do anything but yell sasuke,Naruto an Kakashi Sensei!!! in real life so-3-

    • @masterfulmoonlighter5402
      @masterfulmoonlighter5402 5 лет назад +29

      I JUST SPIT OUT MY TEA!

    • @gxilds420
      @gxilds420 5 лет назад +26

      I felt this comment

    • @clem_tangerine
      @clem_tangerine 5 лет назад +13

      Beautiful comment 😂😂😂

  • @ccnicole3836
    @ccnicole3836 5 лет назад +2323

    “Cleaning is a way of life” *looks around messy room* 😂😂...yeah no

  • @reo3b
    @reo3b 4 года назад +464

    Levi - "What book are you reading?"
    Me - "Yarichin Bitch Club..."
    Levi - "aH, why are you reading this?"

    • @Amir-ie2mu
      @Amir-ie2mu 4 года назад +4

      happy new year

    • @shade7115
      @shade7115 3 года назад +1

      Lmao- yes

    • @valecatgf4025
      @valecatgf4025 3 года назад +9

      Shut up

    • @reo3b
      @reo3b 3 года назад +5

      @@valecatgf4025 Child bye-

    • @valecatgf4025
      @valecatgf4025 3 года назад +11

      @@reo3b You like YBC, your opinion is invalid.

  • @Aphdisiac
    @Aphdisiac 4 года назад +1371

    Me: He’s Fictional...he isn’t real-
    My brain: shh, just...just listen to him...
    My heart: yeah whatever the brain said...

  • @watertea9419
    @watertea9419 5 лет назад +1680

    Levi: You been having problems sleeping recently
    Me: *Stays up and listens to a whole bunch of Asmrs from Akira*
    Me: I wonder why ....

    • @Ladyycherryyy
      @Ladyycherryyy 5 лет назад +13

      Night terrors that’s why...

    • @krissysetzer5053
      @krissysetzer5053 5 лет назад +9

      I do the same thing

    • @oreocookiezzmilkz6712
      @oreocookiezzmilkz6712 5 лет назад +5

      Water Tea wtf I just scrolled on this when he said that

    • @watertea9419
      @watertea9419 5 лет назад +3

      @@oreocookiezzmilkz6712 that always happens to me whenever i watch or listen to any video 😂😂😂

    • @luciferlylar8646
      @luciferlylar8646 5 лет назад +6

      I dOnOT FucKInG SlEEp... HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA WHAT IS SLEEP?!

  • @levirin5384
    @levirin5384 5 лет назад +2028

    Levi: move those legs of yours
    Me: starts chocking

    • @_kawaiiyt_4049
      @_kawaiiyt_4049 4 года назад +63

      Ur not the only one chocking m8

    • @rhwus
      @rhwus 4 года назад +63

      on what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @_kawaiiyt_4049
      @_kawaiiyt_4049 4 года назад +77

      Know this is riDICKulous( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @slayerrr1312
      @slayerrr1312 4 года назад +34

      I chocked on my sandwich

    • @carinanavarro3748
      @carinanavarro3748 4 года назад +17

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @that_nerd_that_games4495
    @that_nerd_that_games4495 4 года назад +961

    Levi: what are u reading
    Me: ya0i
    Him: that book is boring
    Me: stop disrespecting my religion Levi

    • @creepy._.cookie2770
      @creepy._.cookie2770 4 года назад +43

      I said Yarichin b**ch club 👁👅👁

    • @tendousatori9097
      @tendousatori9097 4 года назад +16

      ​@@creepy._.cookie2770 Sawarasunai-

    • @kiyokoshimizu1933
      @kiyokoshimizu1933 4 года назад +14

      I- I said Reader x Levi dirty edition-

    • @Lizhal-jj2om
      @Lizhal-jj2om 3 года назад +9

      @@tendousatori9097 KIMI WA SHOJOU NA NO BAKOU BA YARICHIN BICCHI NO OSU DA YO

    • @Rose_-yk5ux
      @Rose_-yk5ux 3 года назад +3

      @@tendousatori9097 🔫💥

  • @horizon5560
    @horizon5560 5 лет назад +3110

    Levi: What are you reading
    Me: Attack on Titan Manga
    Levi: *Thats Boring*
    Me: So.... you basically just called yourself boring
    Levi: ...
    Me: ...
    My head: *AHAHA YEAH I WIN THIS TIME*

    • @supernovagamer691
      @supernovagamer691 4 года назад +68

      We are going crazy with this quarantine nice

    • @_kasperlino_772
      @_kasperlino_772 4 года назад +14

      @@supernovagamer691 yup

    • @sm0llqueen289
      @sm0llqueen289 4 года назад +25

      Me: Fairy Tail manga
      Him:that's boring
      Me: *FIRE DRAGON ROAR*

    • @xxcringeycookiezxx3441
      @xxcringeycookiezxx3441 4 года назад +3

      @DrawingPlanet' what are you doing here!?!?@?@?!?@

    • @horizon5560
      @horizon5560 4 года назад +2

      NutellaCookiez N'Oreoz the real question is what are you going here my child?!

  • @acevalentine8060
    @acevalentine8060 5 лет назад +726

    "Get some rest angel"
    My real name being Angel: *NANI*

    • @somedude66696
      @somedude66696 4 года назад +6

      Ace Valentine 😂😂😂

    • @VoraD23
      @VoraD23 4 года назад +9

      Oh shit

    • @Chloe-ek3rx
      @Chloe-ek3rx 4 года назад +15

      Aye- I was the *69th* liker You know what that means....
      *NEARLY 70!*

    • @carinanavarro3748
      @carinanavarro3748 4 года назад +5

      That *NANI* tho xD

    • @Nmizzy614
      @Nmizzy614 4 года назад +6

      My nickname is nanni but pronounced NANI wtf did my relatives do to me...

  • @zanyawesome30
    @zanyawesome30 5 лет назад +566

    Levi: what book are you reading
    Me: what book aren't I'm reading
    Levi: why are you reading this it's boring
    Me: fight me
    Levi: especially with how many pages are in the book I prefer something lighter
    Me: BIG BOOKS ARE WONDERFUL! FIGHT ME!

    • @norhayatimusa3383
      @norhayatimusa3383 5 лет назад +4

      I AGREE, RIGHT NOW I'M READING A HORROR NOVEL THAT HAS 646 PAGES

    • @zanyawesome30
      @zanyawesome30 5 лет назад +2

      @@norhayatimusa3383 o what horror novel I'm always looking for new books to read

    • @norhayatimusa3383
      @norhayatimusa3383 5 лет назад +2

      @@zanyawesome30 It's called Grandpa

    • @minnieblitz
      @minnieblitz 5 лет назад +2

      BIG BOOKS ARE THICC

    • @honeytree5419
      @honeytree5419 5 лет назад +1

      They are! I'm reading my first SK book. 786 pages!

  • @user-fe7ce2lk9k
    @user-fe7ce2lk9k 4 года назад +253

    Levi:”You’ve been having a hard time sleeping recently”
    Me:”I’ve been trying to shift to your universe man really I’VE BEEN STAYING UP UNTIL 3 AM FOR Y’ALL (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)”

    • @jaybird4784
      @jaybird4784 3 года назад +2

      So you want to stop being a hero?

    • @silverdraws7055
      @silverdraws7055 3 года назад +4

      Ok relatable

    • @enbybisaster5732
      @enbybisaster5732 3 года назад +5

      same here we really be suffering for our husbands😭😭

    • @Saphi.
      @Saphi. 3 года назад

      And that is what i call ✨concerning✨

  • @atinydiaries.
    @atinydiaries. 5 лет назад +1021

    Me: *just woke up from a nap*
    Akira: *uploads sleeping with Levi asmr*
    Me: wELL THEN-

    • @deynn6313
      @deynn6313 5 лет назад +7

      that's how it truly be. 😷

    • @sm0llqueen289
      @sm0llqueen289 4 года назад +1

      Same I just woke up

    • @sun904
      @sun904 4 года назад

      time to go back to sleep again boys

    • @rvzn
      @rvzn 4 года назад

      ME TOO

  • @Flamethr0wers
    @Flamethr0wers 5 лет назад +1190

    "You know my tests aren't easy"
    Me " b o I why the the hell do you think I'm in the library then"

  • @Yxna013
    @Yxna013 4 года назад +680

    Levi: *calls me angel*
    *me having a sister named angel*
    Also me: wrong girl mah dude

  • @I-eat-flexseal
    @I-eat-flexseal 4 года назад +1044

    Levi: have you ever felt useless...
    me: ALL OF THE TIME
    Edit: Daym this got likes

    • @Vixtal
      @Vixtal 4 года назад +12

      *AYYY SAME*

    • @Toxic-Coffee-j1q
      @Toxic-Coffee-j1q 3 года назад +15

      WHAT'S THIS IM AMONG MY PEOPLE 😗🖤✨

    • @I-eat-flexseal
      @I-eat-flexseal 3 года назад +3

      @SleepDeprivation hello :)

    • @Toxic-Coffee-j1q
      @Toxic-Coffee-j1q 3 года назад +6

      @SleepDeprivation hello my brothers and or sisters 🥺✋

    • @cadet1827
      @cadet1827 3 года назад +3

      Same

  • @Jai.Silv18
    @Jai.Silv18 5 лет назад +1388

    Levi actually has insomnia, so he only gets 2-3 hours asleep
    Edit: Thanks for so many likes and comments but guys get some damn sleep😅😂🥺

    • @renanel8915
      @renanel8915 5 лет назад +44

      Same. I sleep for 4-6 hours

    • @queenietheroyalpain7805
      @queenietheroyalpain7805 5 лет назад +33

      Same here, 2-5 hours and if I am really pushing it 6 hours of sleep.

    • @Jai.Silv18
      @Jai.Silv18 5 лет назад +4

      @@renanel8915 same

    • @miakarson9989
      @miakarson9989 5 лет назад +13

      For me 1 to 2 hours of sleep

    • @phychwolf7842
      @phychwolf7842 5 лет назад +12

      Jaime Birch I like you. You've done your homework 👍

  • @deliciousroadcrack8396
    @deliciousroadcrack8396 5 лет назад +324

    My friends: what the hell are you listening to?!?!
    Me: *you wouldn't understand*

    • @ocharakau645
      @ocharakau645 4 года назад +14

      "None of you with your perfect lives would understand."

  • @rokthehoe6781
    @rokthehoe6781 5 лет назад +617

    “Something definitely bit me”
    Was it me?

    • @Mochi-bl3gn
      @Mochi-bl3gn 5 лет назад +6

      Kurushi Ackerman Yup

    • @hansen011
      @hansen011 4 года назад +6

      Kurushii Ackerman We are the mosquitoes

  • @Ivoryluui
    @Ivoryluui 4 года назад +286

    *Levi: You having sleeping issues?*
    *Me who hasn't slept for a week: Nooooooooooo..👀*

  • @todorokishoto3058
    @todorokishoto3058 5 лет назад +408

    "How about you?"
    Me: well, I'm living.
    "Well that's UP FOR DEBATE."

    • @shototodoroki5357
      @shototodoroki5357 4 года назад +3

      Hello other me but yep u got a point

    • @georgewashington1268
      @georgewashington1268 4 года назад +3

      looks like we need to know who is the real shoto

    • @smolcreator4493
      @smolcreator4493 4 года назад +7

      @@georgewashington1268 Uhm... So our first president is also a fan of levi..?
      I N T R E S T I N G

    • @eektoplasm
      @eektoplasm 4 года назад +2

      Bro i cried cuz I said the same thing

    • @Melodix130
      @Melodix130 4 года назад +2

      hi brother

  • @Mars-ui3et
    @Mars-ui3et 5 лет назад +1105

    Levi: Put your money where your mouth is.
    Me: *bold of you to assume I have money~*

    • @missrose2528
      @missrose2528 4 года назад +33

      * Laughs in broke bitch😔✌🏽*

    • @may-wd6yy
      @may-wd6yy 4 года назад +24

      *sad broke person noises*

    • @phantomsflames4441
      @phantomsflames4441 4 года назад +14

      Very bold of him to asume indeed

    • @MrsCake-xu7up
      @MrsCake-xu7up 4 года назад +13

      Levi!i don'y have money,im broke as uraraka-san!

    • @beanz6958
      @beanz6958 4 года назад +3

      @@MrsCake-xu7up nuuuuuuuuu ururaka😂😭😂

  • @luv4tom
    @luv4tom 5 лет назад +2896

    Phone: ding new notification ,sleeping with captain Levi,
    Me: IM COMIN SHORTIE
    My mom: what in the world

    • @lstrid80
      @lstrid80 5 лет назад +19

      XD Nice one ;)

    • @skylartiehes9463
      @skylartiehes9463 5 лет назад +54

      I can’t call him shortie cause I’m shorter than him😰😭

    • @luv4tom
      @luv4tom 5 лет назад +13

      ゴミ 箱キャラクター me and heichou are the same hight 😂

    • @cheyenne2080
      @cheyenne2080 5 лет назад +5

      @@luv4tom yep me too😂😂😂

    • @luv4tom
      @luv4tom 5 лет назад +3

      Broken Biscuit 😂

  • @user-ip9pu6ji7o
    @user-ip9pu6ji7o 4 года назад +145

    Levi: “what book are you reading”
    Me: “dumb ways to die”

    • @nuralya5237
      @nuralya5237 3 года назад +5

      Oof-that game haha😂

    • @WaterbugII
      @WaterbugII 3 года назад +1

      Eating detergent

    • @JesusChrist-gl6fs
      @JesusChrist-gl6fs 3 года назад +1

      i dont even wanna ask hut welcome to heaven how did u die ?

    • @lollipop96537
      @lollipop96537 3 года назад +2

      Goddamnit now that song is stuck in my head 😭
      🎶 DUMB WAYS TO DIEEE~ 🎶

  • @noahlast
    @noahlast 5 лет назад +737

    “Do Your Eyes Ever Make You Feel Special?”
    Um...Yes? Having Them? Being Able To Seeeee?

    • @highwaytohell3755
      @highwaytohell3755 5 лет назад +13

      Well my eyes are different colored and everyone is staring at me

    • @rubyjupiter4327
      @rubyjupiter4327 4 года назад +5

      @@highwaytohell3755 I love that it's probably beautiful

    • @highwaytohell3755
      @highwaytohell3755 4 года назад +3

      @@rubyjupiter4327 makes my Todoroki cosplay easier lol but I like my eye color kinda lol

    • @rubyjupiter4327
      @rubyjupiter4327 4 года назад +4

      @@highwaytohell3755 it's unique it's different and it's beautiful in way only you can see😁❤️

    • @highwaytohell3755
      @highwaytohell3755 4 года назад +1

      @@rubyjupiter4327 thanks I appreciate it 💕☺️

  • @iiki7092
    @iiki7092 5 лет назад +530

    Levi: well I don’t know what would be more awkward
    me: your di- *starts laughing at my ugly joke*
    Levi: *starts laughing*
    me: WHHHHHAAAAAAATT

    • @sm0llqueen289
      @sm0llqueen289 4 года назад +4

      HAHAHAHAHAHA
      wait
      As soon as I laughed he laughed to

    • @cacto1086
      @cacto1086 4 года назад +2

      HAHAHAHAHAH

  • @BeatzDyNAnNght
    @BeatzDyNAnNght 5 лет назад +508

    Levi: what are you reading?
    Me:yaoi...
    Levi: huh?
    Me: I SAID TITAN HISTORY CAPTAIN LEVI HAHA

  • @idrinkfebreze4374
    @idrinkfebreze4374 4 года назад +244

    Levi: do you wanna have kids
    Me: who hates children with a passion* haha- none. Not a single fucking mini Satan
    Levi: .-. Jesus Christ...

    • @shade7115
      @shade7115 3 года назад +8

      The only satan who Is here Is me....my username saying more than it can 😂🖐️

    • @ilovecheesecake6924
      @ilovecheesecake6924 3 года назад +7

      Same i dont want little demons

    • @idrinkfebreze4374
      @idrinkfebreze4374 3 года назад +2

      @@ilovecheesecake6924 I’d only have on to raise it better then I was to spite my mother however-

    • @cyrus_minev3169
      @cyrus_minev3169 3 года назад

      Maybe it would be nice to have mini satans running around…haha it’s a tiny me-

    • @LSR-pk6ob
      @LSR-pk6ob 3 года назад

      same=0

  • @cypilu1350
    @cypilu1350 4 года назад +455

    Him: what book are you reading
    Me: Attack on Titan
    Him: why are you reading this
    Me:because i like it
    Him: its boring
    Me: its your life story
    Him: You know how it ends right
    Me: no but what ever you do DON'T SPOIL IT
    Him: alright fine i wont spoil it
    Me: good

  • @arizonaicedcoffee
    @arizonaicedcoffee 5 лет назад +390

    Levi: “it’s not appropriate”
    Me: “LiStEn If YoU wAnNa FrEeZe To DeAtH tHatS fInE bY mE”

    • @arizonaicedcoffee
      @arizonaicedcoffee 3 года назад +2

      oh god i found this a year later i was so cringe

  • @miramira_235
    @miramira_235 5 лет назад +227

    "Sleeping With Captain Levi"
    My dreams are (literally) coming true.
    I've been dreaming about this for the past 2 days...
    (Appointment: The time of day every day when my friends appoint me Qween of our group chat)

  • @Ump2035hoi
    @Ump2035hoi 4 года назад +94

    Levi is the shortest 30 year old man with the deepest voice-

    • @randomowlondrugs6319
      @randomowlondrugs6319 3 года назад +4

      My guy you have a deep voice to but your tall soo your right

    • @Ump2035hoi
      @Ump2035hoi 3 года назад +3

      @@randomowlondrugs6319 pfft, thanks bestie

    • @TheTiredGaming1291
      @TheTiredGaming1291 Год назад

      He’s my height hilariously enough. 5’3

  • @brooklynmccracken8983
    @brooklynmccracken8983 5 лет назад +125

    "Get some rest angel."
    I.CAN.NOT.
    Thank you for this blessing.

  • @swiftie9455
    @swiftie9455 5 лет назад +246

    Levi: What book are you reading?
    Me: The aot manga
    Levi: iT's bOriNG

    • @kisakistruckstunt9014
      @kisakistruckstunt9014 4 года назад +4

      Damn he thinks that this whole story is borInG
      Levi...🤦‍♀️

    • @-yea_no8063
      @-yea_no8063 4 года назад +1

      @@kisakistruckstunt9014 he thinks his life is boring 😐😂

    • @preshyun
      @preshyun 4 года назад +1

      @@-yea_no8063 yes 😂

  • @--kujoh
    @--kujoh 5 лет назад +792

    my friends: Do you want to hang out or smt?
    me: Yeah ok
    Akira: Are you sure about that?
    Edit: Oml I just realize how cringe that comment was so yeah I changed it...

    • @qttsudii1673
      @qttsudii1673 5 лет назад +6

      my boy kirishima Mha4life HOLY I READ THIS AS DO YOU WANNA WANG OUT

    • @--kujoh
      @--kujoh 5 лет назад +5

      @@qttsudii1673 sowwy but denki use is quirk and black out the dorms 😅😅

    • @yuurikatsukiyurionice1750
      @yuurikatsukiyurionice1750 5 лет назад +3

      Kirishima

    • @thetalegates2479
      @thetalegates2479 5 лет назад +1

      @@--kujoh hey........ Don't tell them that

    • @touyatodoroki1278
      @touyatodoroki1278 4 года назад

      my boy kirishima Mha4life
      Sup

  • @jackiekretzer
    @jackiekretzer 4 года назад +143

    Levi: "I think I got bit by a Mosquito..."
    Me: *See's the Mosquito flying around my arm*
    Mosquito: "Can I?"
    Me: "B*tch...... DO IT"

    • @beanwinter762
      @beanwinter762 3 года назад +6

      he asked for consent, a keeper

    • @Saphi.
      @Saphi. 3 года назад +4

      @@beanwinter762 PFFT- LMAO

  • @Ivylivv
    @Ivylivv 5 лет назад +1526

    Levi: What book are you reading?
    Me: A cooking book
    Levi: I won't spoil you
    Me: 👁👄👁?

  • @ellevivienna1188
    @ellevivienna1188 5 лет назад +620

    Me: *drinking apple juice in peace and then...*
    *sees notification*
    Also me: *intense inhale* YAA- *almost chokes to death on apple juice*

    • @tabeachibi-chan1445
      @tabeachibi-chan1445 5 лет назад +12

      Call the police the apple Juice is a murder😱

    • @randomartist6992
      @randomartist6992 5 лет назад +3

      Poisonous Hex it was Light. He wrote your name in the death note to make you choke on apple juice

    • @shookpeppa5713
      @shookpeppa5713 5 лет назад +1

      GOD THIS WAS ME TOO JUST NOW WHEN I FOUND IT (im late i know :// )

    • @kel4634
      @kel4634 5 лет назад +1

      @@shookpeppa5713 me and you both hun

  • @rosewithhorns
    @rosewithhorns 5 лет назад +416

    Gets back.
    RUclips notification:
    Sleeping With Levi
    Me:
    My Body Is Ready!

    • @musalilia2049
      @musalilia2049 4 года назад

      Lol it’s so me

    • @renesosa4823
      @renesosa4823 4 года назад

      Phone notification: sleeping with Levi
      Levi: being annoyed that you didn’t sleep
      Hotel: Trivago
      Me thinking that this is really short to make*

  • @hannad3123
    @hannad3123 4 года назад +56

    Levi: whats on your mind
    Me: getting you a fucking therapist-

  • @ILOVE_WAVETOEARTH
    @ILOVE_WAVETOEARTH 4 года назад +1523

    Me: *Fangirling at 3am*
    My Todoroki bodypillow: *Glaring at me*
    Me:“ Im sorry Todoroki you’re not supposed to see this“

  • @craziilazy3592
    @craziilazy3592 4 года назад +511

    Levi: *starts to talk*
    Me: ok imma imagine we are in a library,
    Levi: I never knew you liked books
    Me: WHAT

    • @xatashaenad2487
      @xatashaenad2487 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @ava_darl
      @ava_darl 4 года назад +16

      Not just any books- yaoi ✨

    • @vanessaweaver5015
      @vanessaweaver5015 3 года назад

      Yooooo seriously 🤣🤣

    • @COYCRIES
      @COYCRIES 3 года назад

      Niiiice

    • @IIoveDaniel
      @IIoveDaniel 3 года назад

      OMGG SAME LIKE I WAS TRYING TO IMAGINE IAM SNEAKING TO A LIBRARY AND GONNA READ A BOOK LMFAAOO

  • @nesryndizy3419
    @nesryndizy3419 5 лет назад +127

    Levi: * likes books and talks about it *
    Me: MARRY ME PLEASE

  • @Instinxx
    @Instinxx 4 года назад +81

    Levi: What book are you reading?
    Me: When will my dad come back with milk?
    Levi: That's boring.
    Me: *cri*

  • @girloflove8341
    @girloflove8341 5 лет назад +360

    "I thought you had better things to get done"
    Me: ......I have no life what you mean

  • @sofiiivlogs1653
    @sofiiivlogs1653 5 лет назад +410

    Me: *eating*
    *Notification pops up*
    Me: *CHOKES AND FANGIRLS*
    My mom: What the fu-

  • @sal4mon
    @sal4mon 4 года назад +471

    levi: “how many kids do you want?”
    me: “none”
    levi: “two?”
    me: “no i said none-“
    levi: “a girl and a boy or two boys..or two girls?”
    me “no-“
    levi: “two girls?”
    me: “NO I SAID NONE-“

    • @WaterbugII
      @WaterbugII 3 года назад +20

      YOU GET MEEEEEE

    • @zenitsuagatsumafrfr
      @zenitsuagatsumafrfr 3 года назад +21

      I mean I don’t really want kidssssss, But likeeeeeeeee maybe two with Levi won’t hurt

    • @JesusChrist-gl6fs
      @JesusChrist-gl6fs 3 года назад +5

      Wat about two boys

    • @Vixtal
      @Vixtal 3 года назад +5

      One or none for me

    • @niky666
      @niky666 2 года назад +1

      pregnancy is the most horrifying concept i will never endure that 💀

  • @amysmith4664
    @amysmith4664 4 года назад +363

    levi: kiss me
    me: *HOLD UP WAIT A MIN SOMETHIN NOT RIGHT*

    • @Kylie_lxix
      @Kylie_lxix 4 года назад +40

      Why are you here???

    • @lurazine4134
      @lurazine4134 4 года назад +37

      Jesus!? Hold up what are you doing here?

    • @gracie9336
      @gracie9336 3 года назад +40

      Jesus ain’t so holy now huh?

    • @nezuko-chan4553
      @nezuko-chan4553 3 года назад +17

      Jesus?!! Um 🤠

    • @simpette2284
      @simpette2284 3 года назад +9

      Anyways child so-

  • @ashwult7315
    @ashwult7315 4 года назад +1812

    He is 40
    And
    I am 14
    My mind shah
    The world FBI opened up

    • @taell0329
      @taell0329 4 года назад +19

      He is 40?

    • @punktastic7263
      @punktastic7263 4 года назад +55

      He’s 34 man

    • @cwtsrainz
      @cwtsrainz 4 года назад +90

      Fun fact in Japan the legal age of consent is 13
      Another fun fact levi is 30

    • @cwtsrainz
      @cwtsrainz 4 года назад +11

      @@fartwartie oop idk I knew it was somewhere in his mid 30s

    • @ang1352
      @ang1352 4 года назад +6

      He’s 30

  • @ethestral36
    @ethestral36 4 года назад +183

    "What book are you reading?"
    "Narnia."
    "Read something lighter."
    "So a picture Book?"

    • @yn1899
      @yn1899 3 года назад +1

      For me it was killing stalking 😂

    • @katrina6071
      @katrina6071 3 года назад

      Grace Keepers

  • @djsurge_soldier1725
    @djsurge_soldier1725 4 года назад +326

    Levi: "You don't find this awkward? My body's pressed up against yours..."
    Me: *Starts singing* MY MIND'S TELLIN' ME NO~ BUT MY BODY! MY BODY'S TELLIN' ME YESSS~

    • @carronweston5264
      @carronweston5264 3 года назад +4

      Just gave you 69 likes 😂

    • @Z107.X0
      @Z107.X0 3 года назад +6

      I see this, and I raise you one "say no to this"

    • @camitycamcam._
      @camitycamcam._ 3 года назад +5

      LORD SHOW ME HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS

    • @shadowgirl_147
      @shadowgirl_147 3 года назад +2

      I don’t think I want to say no 😂

    • @tomoeswifeo
      @tomoeswifeo 3 года назад +2

      LITERALLY

  • @mskiki704
    @mskiki704 4 года назад +916

    Levi: "you want a baby"
    My asexual ass be like: 👁👄👁👎

    • @patgromczynska5239
      @patgromczynska5239 4 года назад +28

      Me too bro me too

    • @preshyun
      @preshyun 4 года назад +16

      Same-

    • @honeypie6490
      @honeypie6490 3 года назад +33

      I mean...you can be asexual Ake still want kids...it has nothing to do

    • @hannahhendricks9595
      @hannahhendricks9595 3 года назад +4

      Me too. Meeee toooo

    • @ir3ne_x
      @ir3ne_x 3 года назад +18

      @@newwavebat I don't wanna destroy my Virginia so Id prefer adopting 😂

  • @michellesouthward6606
    @michellesouthward6606 5 лет назад +756

    Last time I was this early jojo siwa had a hairline
    edit: so i forgot i commented this and came back to it n i-

    • @kyoowo3966
      @kyoowo3966 5 лет назад +33

      When was that, the Middle Ages?

    • @la_katie_cakes_3802
      @la_katie_cakes_3802 5 лет назад +22

      Smol*Hitler Nah, think it’s more like before the dinosaurs?

    • @lilianawilliams4962
      @lilianawilliams4962 5 лет назад +16

      So before her grandma was 4?

    • @gachawolfie4532
      @gachawolfie4532 5 лет назад +25

      I love how we are listening to a Levi asmr but we are talking about how Jojo and her nonexistent hairline 😂😂

    • @imyourbigbubbernow2386
      @imyourbigbubbernow2386 5 лет назад +8

      This is funny as *HeLl* 😂😂

  • @shellydemon6055
    @shellydemon6055 5 лет назад +145

    Levi: you wanna have a baby!?
    Me: I do
    Levi: how many
    Me: 1 or 2
    Levi: 2!?
    Me: I know......its stupid

  • @floof-chan8985
    @floof-chan8985 4 года назад +324

    “Why are you reading this? It’s *boring* “
    My nosy ass friend in the background: *YoUr BoRinG-*

    • @Jessmeowww
      @Jessmeowww 4 года назад +10

      IM- she did not call mr. Clean boring 👊😩 🧼

    • @DemonFudger01
      @DemonFudger01 4 года назад +4

      I CACKLED

    • @Vixtal
      @Vixtal 4 года назад +3

      BAHAHAHA

    • @COYCRIES
      @COYCRIES 3 года назад

      HA🤣

    • @-69RAINE
      @-69RAINE 3 года назад +2

      @@Jessmeowww MR. CLEAN-

  • @nekolover3462
    @nekolover3462 4 года назад +62

    “Appointment”
    *Points at a hat* Dis a hat
    *Points at a car* Dis a car
    *Points at Levi A* Dis a Levi
    *Points at myself* Disappointment

    • @bean7555
      @bean7555 3 года назад +6

      Mood

    • @highasfuck3875
      @highasfuck3875 3 года назад +6

      Points at sasha: food mashine

    • @am_Weasel
      @am_Weasel 2 года назад +1

      W A I T- DISAPPOINTMENT SOUNDS LIKE
      Dis a pointment
      TELL ME YOU HEAR THIS TOO-

  • @lostweeb7008
    @lostweeb7008 5 лет назад +751

    M-I love you Bakugo-
    Friend-So you love him
    Me-yes
    Next day
    M-I love you Levi
    F-so you love him now
    M-yes
    Next day
    F-I don’t get it do you love him or him
    Me-YEEEEEES
    P.S I love your video❤️

    • @louis4_
      @louis4_ 5 лет назад +28

      I see that sanders vine reference in the corner😏

    • @lostweeb7008
      @lostweeb7008 5 лет назад +4

      LOU army ayyyyyyy

    • @janinacole4703
      @janinacole4703 5 лет назад +8

      Tomas sanders fans ehh?

    • @vanilla8213
      @vanilla8213 5 лет назад +3

      Does ‘F’ stand for fucker? Because that fucker tryna make you choose. I d beat somebody’s weave if they tried to make me choose.

    • @ameliaclark521
      @ameliaclark521 5 лет назад +2

      Tooohappy Today THOOOOMMMMMMAAAAASSSSS SSSSSSAAAAAANNNNNDDDDDEEEEEERRRRRSSSS

  • @eveswrld
    @eveswrld 5 лет назад +109

    “Do I think I’ll ever get married? What type of question is that?”
    Me: “A foreshadowing question”

  • @louisstyles2870
    @louisstyles2870 5 лет назад +1147

    Me: sleeping with Levi 😍
    My brain: 😏
    Me: that’s not what I meant 🙄
    My brain: u sure?? 😏
    Me : stop it !!
    My brain: haha never 😏
    Me :🤦‍♀️

  • @dinonuggies9082
    @dinonuggies9082 4 года назад +54

    "Your up because you can't fall asleep "
    Me: oH rEaLlY??

    • @moachew
      @moachew 3 года назад

      your name makes me hungry

    • @sandstorm1123
      @sandstorm1123 3 года назад +1

      For every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

  • @axneaa1754
    @axneaa1754 4 года назад +186

    *looks at any picture of levi*
    My heart: I EXPLODED!

  • @kimtheblaisan9004
    @kimtheblaisan9004 5 лет назад +172

    Levi:I thought you had better things to do.
    Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    Also me:no I dont

  • @little_alchemist5097
    @little_alchemist5097 5 лет назад +325

    Levi: what are you doing here
    Me: it my room what are you doing in my room?
    Levi:....

  • @Hyeonrri
    @Hyeonrri 4 года назад +82

    Levi: What about my breath against your neck?
    Me: Levi..your taller than me dummie

    • @selmac7718
      @selmac7718 3 года назад +5

      He is also taller than me uwu

    • @ellie_williams_lover5615
      @ellie_williams_lover5615 3 года назад +3

      Oop- we are the same height

    • @kiuqx9117
      @kiuqx9117 3 года назад

      pls im like 2x levis size he cant even reach me

    • @HanaDubs
      @HanaDubs 3 года назад

      Lol Levi would go to my shoulder 🤣

    • @moachew
      @moachew 3 года назад

      hi chiaki

  • @kaoribishop6551
    @kaoribishop6551 5 лет назад +217

    **Skips to a random point in the video bc why not...**
    **First thing I hear...**
    Levi: You want to have a baby?
    Me: **Chokes on tea** Well... that was one hell of a spot to enter at... 😂

  • @morgandevil6929
    @morgandevil6929 4 года назад +298

    Levi: I never thought my night would get any weirder.
    Me: It's only weird if you make it weird

    • @franklindishman8218
      @franklindishman8218 4 года назад +5

      😂

    • @eri-chan666
      @eri-chan666 4 года назад +4

      Morgan....
      WHY HAVENT YOU POSTED TwT

    • @morgandevil6929
      @morgandevil6929 4 года назад +4

      @@eri-chan666 I plan on posting but a lot of people aren’t as active on my channel as before but that is my fault for going on break for a long time

    • @SheepChan.
      @SheepChan. 3 года назад +1

      Me: 👁👄👁 i am weird child deal with it

  • @aaudios2327
    @aaudios2327 5 лет назад +198

    “I think a misquote bit me.”
    Me: *has twelve misquote bites on my right leg/foot alone* ahh yes such a shame isn’t it, now suck it up and deal with it like a man

    • @Ilog0
      @Ilog0 4 года назад

      Yeeppp

    • @desv1red
      @desv1red 4 года назад

      im thankful to the misquote who bit me, it bit my neck, i now dub myself ✨S H I G A R A K I✨

  • @ellasophie123
    @ellasophie123 3 года назад +42

    Levi : I am not sleeping with you it is appropriate
    Aslo Levi : kiss me
    Me : 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁-

  • @daddy8710
    @daddy8710 4 года назад +484

    every time i try to sleep i hear “shawties like a melody-“

    • @jaybird4784
      @jaybird4784 4 года назад +27

      In my head 😂

    • @kiyokoshimizu1933
      @kiyokoshimizu1933 4 года назад +26

      Got me singing like nananana every day~

    • @Toastedoatmeal1
      @Toastedoatmeal1 3 года назад +3

      SAME THO

    • @carronweston5264
      @carronweston5264 3 года назад +4

      😭💀🖐🏻

    • @sn1cker_d00dle6
      @sn1cker_d00dle6 3 года назад +9

      Shawty’s👩🏾like a melody🎵in my head 🧠that i can’t keep out❌got me singing like✍️nananana👄everyday😿like my iPod📱 stuck in replay🔄

  • @SteampunkWillow
    @SteampunkWillow 5 лет назад +765

    Levi: something bit me.
    Me:....are you spider man
    Levi: what?
    Me: * marvel fangirl panic * UM NOTHING I SAID NOTHING!!!

    • @BeatzDyNAnNght
      @BeatzDyNAnNght 5 лет назад +6

      Mackenzie Nelson you are me 😂

    • @SteampunkWillow
      @SteampunkWillow 5 лет назад +5

      @@BeatzDyNAnNght Thanks! I'm not sure if that's a good thing, but thanks!!

    • @rainawilliams1051
      @rainawilliams1051 5 лет назад

      Low key would say that in real life

    • @sm0llqueen289
      @sm0llqueen289 4 года назад

      Him a mosquito
      Me
      Wow
      Him...
      Me
      Cállate

    • @AnimeLover-rh4qn
      @AnimeLover-rh4qn 4 года назад

      Will I a said you are the strongest man so why do you care about that

  • @kirakirah5480
    @kirakirah5480 5 лет назад +133

    Levi: What book are you reading?
    -Me, jokingly: Fifty shades of grey.-
    Him: Why are reading this? It's boring.
    Me: O.O
    PFFFFFFF-

  • @shade7115
    @shade7115 3 года назад +99

    Levi : What Are you reading?
    Me : Trying to read bible-
    Levi : Its boring
    Me : Your right-

    • @JesusChrist-gl6fs
      @JesusChrist-gl6fs 3 года назад +7

      EXCUSE U >:0

    • @shade7115
      @shade7115 3 года назад +1

      @@JesusChrist-gl6fs Bu Its true 😃

    • @nikanyxspitzer
      @nikanyxspitzer 3 года назад

      @@JesusChrist-gl6fs I agree my dude!

    • @shade7115
      @shade7115 3 года назад

      @@nikanyxspitzer I rather will be helping satan than read bible- :D

    • @CailinS74
      @CailinS74 3 года назад

      @@shade7115 it's just a joke right?

  • @spacebubble1552
    @spacebubble1552 5 лет назад +181

    Appointment...
    Disappointment with my doctor
    Or....
    An appointment with Doctor Levi

    • @sakunatsusawa
      @sakunatsusawa 4 года назад +6

      levi should be a doctor. He can cure anybody just by looking at him! He can cure a n y t h i n g 🌚👌🌸

    • @fallen_juno
      @fallen_juno 4 года назад +2

      I think he’s trying to see if we’re dirty mind.. 😐just me?

  • @yourgrandma9258
    @yourgrandma9258 4 года назад +308

    Levi: Blood sweat and tears
    Me: Are you an ARMY???!!!

    • @kaede_1962
      @kaede_1962 4 года назад +7

      GUFJDUCGUUFUF

    • @taell0329
      @taell0329 4 года назад +6

      XDXDXDXD BLOOD AND TEARS LOL

    • @cwtsrainz
      @cwtsrainz 4 года назад +6

      We call him idol 😎👌

    • @dollicie
      @dollicie 4 года назад +2

      LMAO I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😭

    • @tinkiiawesome3261
      @tinkiiawesome3261 4 года назад +1

      Wanni mani manni yahhhh😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kezaudios3742
    @kezaudios3742 4 года назад +302

    Levi: "So how many babies do you want?"
    Me: _spits out juice-_
    Also me: "baby, let's just stick to practice"

  • @fxck_its_charlizex653
    @fxck_its_charlizex653 3 года назад +30

    Levi: why aren’t you sleeping?
    Me as it’s currently 4:43am: lollll no reasonnn

  • @whosleo9772
    @whosleo9772 4 года назад +174

    Levi : what are you reading
    Me: book bouts titans
    Levi :it's boring
    Hanji:Hold on-

    • @preshyun
      @preshyun 4 года назад +8

      I can imagine her saying that XD

    • @COYCRIES
      @COYCRIES 3 года назад +1

      @@preshyun if she was awake she would🤣

    • @nuralya5237
      @nuralya5237 3 года назад +2

      @@COYCRIES yea that's for sure 😂

    • @silverdraws7055
      @silverdraws7055 3 года назад +1

      @Hange Zoe hey Hange how are you

    • @cyrus_minev3169
      @cyrus_minev3169 3 года назад +4

      Levi: that’s boring
      Hanji: hold my beer

  • @touyatodoroki1278
    @touyatodoroki1278 4 года назад +2264

    Levi: “What are you reading?”
    Me: “How to cure depression.”
    Levi: “Eh, why are you reading this, It’s boring.”
    Me: “Depression is fun-“
    Levi: “You know how it ends right?”
    Me: “Yeah depression can’t be cured, happy p-“
    Levi: “I won’t spoil it for you.”
    Me: “Damn, I really wanna know the % of death--“
    Levi: “You shouldn’t read a book this heavy.”
    Me: “Haaah.....I am that book bish-“
    Levi: “Why are you up so late? You really got to get that checked out.”
    Me: “Insomnia, Anxiety and Depress-“
    Levi: “You need to get some help.”
    Me: *YEAH NO SH.T SHERLOCK!*

    • @alex-chan4951
      @alex-chan4951 4 года назад +44

      OK dabi! Damn

    • @gatausiapa7336
      @gatausiapa7336 4 года назад +28

      THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID I-

    • @justadumbsimp
      @justadumbsimp 4 года назад +22

      I said that too-
      oop-
      I shouldn't of said this.
      well Mineta made me watch this.

    • @gatausiapa7336
      @gatausiapa7336 4 года назад +14

      @@justadumbsimp Hun, stay here, imma obliterate that damn grape

    • @justadumbsimp
      @justadumbsimp 4 года назад +10

      @@gatausiapa7336 tank you

  • @kura_video
    @kura_video 5 лет назад +77

    levi : you wanna have a baby? how many ?
    me : *in my head*2
    levi : 2?
    me : TYGKDWSUI WHAT THE HELL MAN??

  • @c_s_1
    @c_s_1 3 года назад +84

    "What book are you reading?"
    me, high on kinder eggs: "It's called "Ten ways to beat Humanity's strongest soldier's ass" "
    "that's boring"
    also me: "l i k e y o u"

    • @ilovecheesecake6924
      @ilovecheesecake6924 3 года назад +2

      This is the funnyest shit ever seen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chocolatemilk713
      @chocolatemilk713 3 года назад +1

      maybe those kinder eggs are less boring for you go lay with them lmao

    • @laurenim.7555
      @laurenim.7555 3 года назад +1

      Alot of us are sassy and I'm not mad about it

  • @voro4762
    @voro4762 5 лет назад +199

    "What are you reading?"
    Me: "Icha Icha paradise."

  • @iluvtobio
    @iluvtobio 4 года назад +370

    Levi: *"There's something wrong with us"*
    Me: *"I mean Im 12 years old and youre in your 30's..."*

    • @rachaelmae1121
      @rachaelmae1121 4 года назад +57

      WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE ARMY AT TWELVE!? WHAT AM I DOING IN THE ARMY AT FOURTEEN!? WHY ARE *TEENAGERS* IN THE ARMY!?

    • @yourgrandma9258
      @yourgrandma9258 4 года назад +25

      *me who just turned 13* oop-

    • @rachaelmae1121
      @rachaelmae1121 4 года назад +10

      @@yourgrandma9258 Happy bday friend! I turned 14 last March.

    • @yourgrandma9258
      @yourgrandma9258 4 года назад +8

      @@rachaelmae1121 I have friends 🥺 I feel special now

    • @rachaelmae1121
      @rachaelmae1121 4 года назад +4

      @@yourgrandma9258 I now have proper friend on RUclips!(/^_^/)

  • @Hanysseus
    @Hanysseus 5 лет назад +252

    Just imagine have a titan for a best friend...
    It’d be like having an OP bug swatter..

  • @skz_pigunny9745
    @skz_pigunny9745 4 года назад +41

    Me: Hey Levi, do you have any chapstick?
    Levi: Kiss me
    Me: T-that’s not chapstick.