One time I had just had a mental breakdown and my brother took me to McDonald’s and I legit got a happy meal despite being 18. I cried into my food as my brother calmed me down from my blubbery mess.
Just doing things Levi: you first babe. Me: [my stutter kicks in and I lose my ability to speaks] Levi: Babe? Me: [panics and resorts to sign language] Levi: [Leaves me at the restaurant]
Same, my friends have to order for me. Their dicks because every time the person leaves they all start laughing (understandable because we now have a system where everyone has to order for me once TwT)
Levi: Go ahead and get whatever you want, dont be shy. Me:Sir you dont want to do that. Levi: I said, Dont.Be.Shy Me: Alright you asked for it, Ayo lemme get the whole menu! Edit: OMG THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LIKES
Levi: You want a shot? Me: Yes, please Levi: Of course you don't Me: I said yes! ... Levi: I'm a big boy, I can handle two shots Me: Man, I'm mexican. Gimme my tequila now
You can tell I overthink to much bc this is a fictional date with a fictional character and I’m still paranoid that he’s flirting with the waitress and thinks she’s prettier then me 🥺
Levi: how are class going? Me: pretty trash actually, my math assessment is due tomorrow and I haven’t even started it- not to mention every other subjects I fail in other than English. Levi: oh really? That’s good, keep it up Me: what- I-
*me just staring back in school* Levi: “so how is school?” Me: “ugh, WHERE TO BEGIN!! I have like 25+ assignments to turn in by like this week!! I got a C- on my math tes-“ Levi: oh that’s good! Keep it up! Me: 👁👄👁
Levi: when have you ever seen me drunk. Me: 😐😒 child.... Anyways so...... Also Levi: eh what do you mean you need to babysit me no one needs to babysit me. Me: aight whatever spins your bey little buddy.
Honestly, I don't know how people have dinner dates; I love Levi probably a bit too much and this makes me feel so weird and uncomfortable. But overall, great video!
The restaurant: fancy Levi: what would you like? Half the girls: I’d like the whole menu please 💅 The other half: Can I have chicken nuggets with fries, please 😃
Is “ immaculance “ a word? Prolly not anywaysss the 💕immaculance💕 in this video is *”immaculate”* O3O ...Heh ... THAT DIDN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE! Especially the ending music☺️🤩
half of my class knows I love a fictional 34 Yr old man and my teacher also knows he calls me levis wife 😭 I asked him to print me off a picture of levi and my teacher said "oH hE So dReAmY" LSJFIDJF
Me: *doing schoolwork* Akira: *posts Le-* Me: sCHOol cAn wAIT. (Lmao I am so obssesed with Levi, it's not even funny. If he were real, he'd be so sick of me 😂)
I have another one -/ Levi: why are you saying my name like that Me : what are you talking about?? Also me every time I say Levi’s name : LEEVIIIIEEEEEEE
“You also said you don’t like short men”
Well you have a tall personality
LMFAOOO😂
😂
LMFAOOO ITS TRUE
he tall to me im no taller then 4'11
BAHAHAHA IM WHEEZING
Is nobody going to talk about when he called himself a “big boy” ?.. 👁👄👁
Big (little) boy 😂😂😂
I'M SAYING THO
he's delusional-
_vilderox _ WOW
PLSLSSKKS
*clearly a fancy restaurant*
Levi: what would you like
Me: a happy meal :>
😂same
I said chicken nuggies...
help
@Jhamyla Cyriel Lacuesta 50c *cries in irish
One time I had just had a mental breakdown and my brother took me to McDonald’s and I legit got a happy meal despite being 18. I cried into my food as my brother calmed me down from my blubbery mess.
:>
"You said you don't like short men"
EVERY MEN IS A KING-
Aeolian De Sants * *Insert “Short Kings Anthem”* *
Huh same UwU
I'm 4'11
@@honjkz1899 I'm 4'11 too
@@honjkz1899 are you a guy?If it's a yes,so cute!
He said: "A Greek salad and a water"
✨oOhH HE SkInNY✨
You seriously calling me skinny
@@Ivoryluui And I oop-
During the video I swear I heard the backround sound to the video when they say SKINNNNY
like bro i’d take the whole menu
I wouldn’t be able to eat much in front of him either because I wouldn’t want to look fat-
😊🔫
Levi: don't be shy
my brain: DoNt Be ShY, PuT sOmE mOrE
*PuT sOmEmOrE*
@@i.s.9451 DoNt bE ShY !!
@@riabachan9114 pUt SoMeMoRe !!!
@@i.s.9451 EaT sOMe MoRe!!!
DoNt Be ShY dRiNk SoMe MoRe
🍺🍷🥂🥃🍻
Levi? Akira you're killing me, I can't handle this small man he makes my heart jump too much.
My heart is making flips I didn’t know it could do☺️
Your user name sums it up for me
Same here ☺️
@@moominageanga7005 same
This man would hate me so much because I try so hard to hug him ;_; hes so smollll.....
Levi: do you want to drink something?
Me: a glass of wine
Levi: of course you don't
Me: wAiT a SeC-
Lol
"You said you don't like short men, and here you are"
Me: *"you're taller than me sir"*
Facts
*Chuckle* FINALLY for gods sake.
That man is taller than me....
I'm 4'11
i’m 4’8-
Im 5'0
Levi: “We're ready to order. Alright, you can go first”
Me: *dies inside because I can't talk to people because of my social anxiety*
Fucking same! I have such bad social anxiety I accidentally sometimes resort to sign language.
Right he better order for me 😭🤚🏽
Just doing things
Levi: you first babe.
Me: [my stutter kicks in and I lose my ability to speaks]
Levi: Babe?
Me: [panics and resorts to sign language]
Levi: [Leaves me at the restaurant]
Same, my friends have to order for me. Their dicks because every time the person leaves they all start laughing (understandable because we now have a system where everyone has to order for me once TwT)
Same here it’s annoying isn’t?
Levi : DoNt be shy
Me: don’t be shy PUT SOMe MOREeeeee
XD
i said that every time
@@Pixelpup_ lol
XD
Ikr I said that lol!
Levi: can I have a 3rd shot?
Me: annnddd I’m doomed
Levi: what was that??
Me: 0-0 I didn’t say anything
Levi: Go ahead and get whatever you want, dont be shy.
Me:Sir you dont want to do that.
Levi: I said, Dont.Be.Shy
Me: Alright you asked for it, Ayo lemme get the whole menu!
Edit: OMG THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LIKES
That's me are u my sister?🤔😜
levi with the big ass bill:👁👄👁💧
Make his pockets hurt 🤑💅💸
XD *wheezing*
SNSJEBEWOWJWNWKW
*chokes* IM DIENGG-
This is honestly mood
DoNT bE ShY pUt SoMe mORe
Hes just talking about taking another shot and im here like:
"SARAH NO DONT LET HIM"
Make a “levi caught you talking to a male friend” PLEASE
Great idea!👌
OMG YESSSSS
*Y* *E* *S* O•O
Saliorladybug1 JEJDJQ PERIODDD
People gotta like this so that way he can see it cuz THIS IS A GREAT IDEA
Nobody:
Levi say he will pay for the food
Me: Make his pockets hurt🤑💸💅🏾✨
let the money show baby 🤑💅🏽
YES🤣
MOOD
Levi (MAKE EM HURT BITCH🌊💅🏽✨💗😌)
💴💵💶💷💸💳
Levi: "excuse me.. Sarah! "
Me named sarah: 😭😭😭😭
My names not Sarah but I probably would have been like “yes?? Did I leave the table??”
Tell me why I died when he said "excuse me sarah!"😂😂
Sameee 😩😩🙈
Person behind: same it’s just spelled different for me
Me at the beginning: awwee how wholesome
Me at the end: um chile anyways....so....
Me❤
Me 💜
Levi: how are ur classes going?
Me: uhh im...failing😐
Levi: oh you are? thats good-
Same:(
I swear I literally have a quiz and a project and a bunch of hws and here iam😂🌚🌚
Damn he's glad that I'm failing😐
It's okay it's not failing if we all fail together :,D
I have to write an essay for a group project tomorrow 🙃
Levi: go first
Me with anxiety: uh- i- yes- a- sal- hambur- A WATER PLEASE¡#
This is why I can’t go to a restaurant alone 😭
Felt that one.
I FELT THIS ON A PERSONAL LEVEL
*WHEEZE*
I left a family argument for this 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I’m in class while listening to this 👁👄👁
@@moominageanga7005 omg I stand
I am listening to this on a school bus😌
I stan yalls :)))
Mad respect I would have been killed🤣🤣
Levi: You want a shot?
Me: Yes, please
Levi: Of course you don't
Me: I said yes!
...
Levi: I'm a big boy, I can handle two shots
Me: Man, I'm mexican. Gimme my tequila now
This!😂✨
Lolol
This made me wheez XD
BSLSWJWLSGSWSBS
VIVA MÉXICO!!!
XD
"Put that wallet back in your purse-"
BOi you gonna have to fight me for that bill!
Levi: Ouu it’s sparkling ✨
Me: I didn’t know chicken nuggets could sparkle-
Hold Up.
KENMA!!!
THIS IS THE WRONG FANDOM SIR
@@SpaceyMars05 I’m checking out some fandoms-
When he asked why I hadn't finished my food I was like ✨Social Anxiety✨
No one:
Not a single soul:
Me: i Am SiTtInG iN tHe MoSt ExpEnSiVe ReStUrAnT iN dC, EnJoYiNg My MeAl 😌
Huh LFMAOJSOSBDIJSNKS 😭💀💀
Levi is the meal
Levi: “You also said you don’t like short men”
Me: "Wait when did i say that- I never said that!"
levi: i'm not a light weight like you
me *who is Irish, Scottish and German*:
Hehe. I get this.
Same except I'm not Irish🤣🤣
Me being Half Irish Half German and the child of a functioning acholic
* me being 100% irish * are you sure about that 👁👄👁
Me *who is russian, finnish, german* bruh, wanna bet
*Me, just chilling, eating my ice cream*
"Does daddy have to spell it out for you?"
*chokes*
YES- I choked on my spit 😌💖
I choked on my water, now I'm all wet-
@@ziz_reai LMAO
I was just drinking my dr.pepper and that shit went up my nose
@@urfavespence LMFAO ARE YOU OK?!
*Me Being Embarrassed*
“WhY DoNt wE JuSt reLaX, TurN On ThE raDiO? DO YoU LIkE Am Or fM?????”
Yesssss!!!!
😂😂 noice 👌🏾
YESH
fM fOr mE pleAsE!
Can i have aM?
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW LEVI SAID "does Daddy have to spell it out for you?"!?
Timestamp: 13:57
**sips tea**
A date with my husband 😏🖤🖤❤️
Hes my hubby
No he mine;-;
Sorry to break it to you all, he’s all MINE ☺️♥️😍
@@sincerelysenpai our?
@@sincerelysenpai sorry he’s been taken 😜 I’m gonna flex the fact that my real last name is Ackerman 😌 it’s fate
I dunno why but when levi said
Oooo look at that... Its sparklyyyy
IT SOUNDED SO WHOLESOME BDJDJE
I’m so hungry-
ME TOO DADDY
....
....
Sorry, force of habit
You and me both. (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ⁄
good old times, wait- I don't have a dad..
Levi: I’m a big boy
Me: no your small boi
Me: bruh Im 5'8 tall and your 5'2 so whose really winning?
Levi: im not a lightweight like you
Me: so you think im skinnneeeey
I’m irish. I can hold my liquor.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, if i am correct, you are referring to the iconic Kinnneeeeeeeey scream, right?
@@niveenelshazly8478 haha yep
Sara Angeli this is still one of the best things ever.
That was a great joke and great reference 😂
Levi:"I said don't be shy"
*me being shy bc i don't wanna spend his money*
Me:"imma be shy"
Omg, more Levi Ackerman, please 👁👄👁
You can tell I overthink to much bc this is a fictional date with a fictional character and I’m still paranoid that he’s flirting with the waitress and thinks she’s prettier then me 🥺
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING-
So I'm not the only one😃
Ur good at what u do. Good job with the voices.
F a c t s
F a c t s
F a c t s
F a c t s
Akira is coming for our necks with modern day Levi videos
Oop that gave me a thought... 👁👄👁😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
16:18 tell me i’m not the only one who heard the roblox “oof” in the background
BHAHA BYE😭🖐
I HEARD IT TOO LOL
HHAHAHAHA NO😭
OMFG I HEARD THAT SHI-
oof
Levi: how are class going?
Me: pretty trash actually, my math assessment is due tomorrow and I haven’t even started it- not to mention every other subjects I fail in other than English.
Levi: oh really? That’s good, keep it up
Me: what- I-
Lol 😂
levi said that failing all my classes is good so i shall continue
"You also said you don't like short men. BUT
✨ Here we are ✨"
Height doesn't matter when they have 6 foot energy ✨😌
Levi:put your wallet back-
Me: *no I don't think I will-*
*me just staring back in school*
Levi: “so how is school?”
Me: “ugh, WHERE TO BEGIN!! I have like 25+ assignments to turn in by like this week!! I got a C- on my math tes-“
Levi: oh that’s good! Keep it up!
Me: 👁👄👁
Levi: when have you ever seen me drunk.
Me: 😐😒 child.... Anyways so......
Also Levi: eh what do you mean you need to babysit me no one needs to babysit me.
Me: aight whatever spins your bey little buddy.
Me: uh.... your talker to a female whose 5'8 I can take care of you and you can't stop me even if you try
Y’all imagine Levi as a Professor 🥴
Anna ouh-🙈
welp...thats the end of my day good Bai 😃
me purposely getting in trouble everyday
Me: wanting to get slapped by him 👁👄👁 and sent to detention when hes the detention teacher... 😏
Yes I do image that
Levi: you still look the same
Me: YOU STILL TALk THA Same
Honestly, I don't know how people have dinner dates; I love Levi probably a bit too much and this makes me feel so weird and uncomfortable.
But overall, great video!
HIS LAUGH AFTER HE SAID DONT BE SHY SJEBSIWJIE
I immediately said “DINO NUGGIES”
The restaurant: fancy
Levi: what would you like?
Half the girls: I’d like the whole menu please 💅
The other half: Can I have chicken nuggets with fries, please 😃
Levi : iam not gonna get drunk
Also levi: Touch my hair !!!!!
I loved this. Thank you Akira.
IVE BEEN SUMMONED
levi: i need a shot. you want one?
me: “if u insist”
levi: of course u don’t
Levi: “Guess I’m physic”
Me: “Yeah you’re Saiki K now”.
I’m sitting here in the most expensive restaurant in dc Organos , enjoying my meal😌
Your username 💀
AOT Fanfic's YT what about it?☺️
Your user killed me 💀😂
69 likes babe😏😏😏
You should make one of these but makes it ✨S P I C Y✨ & add the song desire (slowed version) at the end, omg I would dieeeeee
Akira doesn't do those kind of videos anymore but he does them on his patreon (I don't have it)
Alex Studios ohhhh that makes sense, thanks for letting me know 😅
Don’t mind me here sitting with my half eaten ice cream cone
I actually have a few left, you can have some!
🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦
**boku no pico intensifies**
@@michiko6189 No💖
@@kiara4045 Yes💗✨
Boku No Pico somebody?
@@Lara-ey6kr why are you of all people listening to this...
Is “ immaculance “ a word? Prolly not anywaysss the 💕immaculance💕 in this video is *”immaculate”* O3O ...Heh ... THAT DIDN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE! Especially the ending music☺️🤩
Levi : Sarah
Me : 👁️👄👁️
My dumbass thinking he said Sasha: 👁👄👁 SASHA MY QUEEN-
Drunk Levi is a MOOD
Yes..................... 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
him: why do you keep calling my name like that?! It's 🍷LeVi🍷
Me who says it like Leevi 😂
half of my class knows I love a fictional 34 Yr old man and my teacher also knows he calls me levis wife 😭 I asked him to print me off a picture of levi and my teacher said "oH hE So dReAmY" LSJFIDJF
Oh I-....... I feel.....
special ✨
Same... 👁👄👁
69 likes i don’t wanna ruin it
So he admitted to being short
Finally you’ve accepted yourself Captain
Your username and pfp made my night 😭😭
I’m a minor dating a ✨30 year old guy that is 2D✨ Wut is my life 😀...And Levi hun if u say I can get wut ever I want I’m gunna make that wallet sore
Same😀
*what*
Same tho
Actually he’s 40
Ayo its better then dating 3000 year old that looks like a child... right?
"Give me a greek salad"
Me, greek: soulmate mode activated
"Your not going to pay for your food."
Me: Who said I was going to in the first place.
When he call himself daddy 🥵
Me after that: Umm.. 👁👄👁 thats true but still..
Well I look at the picture but damn...
Are we going to ignore the fact that in attack on titan they don’t have phones or cars
We could take this like an AU in the present maybe like AOT junior high but with no chibis
Levi: second semester?
Me in my second semester classes currently: *HOW DID YOU-*
Levi: I'm not a light weight like you
Me: I'm not a light weight I can drink more than you
Levi: prove it
Me: challenge accepted 😁😈 and you'll lose
*Laughs in Irish*
*Laughs in Russian*
*Laughs in Breton*
he ended up so drunk he fell alseep as you continued to prove your point
me:Go Go go go go go
@@jdjkek3747 literally me lmaoo 😭
Levi: Put that wallet back in you purse!
Me: like I had any money in the first place...
Me: *doing schoolwork*
Akira: *posts Le-*
Me: sCHOol cAn wAIT.
(Lmao I am so obssesed with Levi, it's not even funny. If he were real, he'd be so sick of me 😂)
You were literally chatting with him for days on a different video xD
Me: *throws homework in the fire* you can burn for all I care I have better things to do..
levi: does daddy have to spell it out for you?
WHEN I TELL YOU I GASPED
When he said “ ill get a Greek salad” I knew he was the man for me 😩
I have another one -/
Levi: why are you saying my name like that
Me : what are you talking about??
Also me every time I say Levi’s name : LEEVIIIIEEEEEEE
Levi:you underestimate me
My brain:YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
Bruh, if I was on this date I would've put him in the cab and walked home. How embarrassing for him
Levi: does daddy have to spell it out for you?
Me: *knocked-out*
Levi: "I mean that outfit...you sure know how to rock your style."
Me : *Wearing literally a hoodie and leggings* "Uhh..Thank you...?"
Bro LMAO same 😝
Levi:"you can get whatever you want"
me:*Clearly has never gone to a fancy restaurant* "I'll take a tea"
Waitress:What kind?
me:"Just tea?"
Black tea✨✨✨
I would be like CAN I HAVE PEPERMENT TEA WITH EXACTLY 15.2 SPOONFULS OF SUGAR and some gummies to the side
@@IhateMyself-hx3vw GUMMIES?
Levi: “your a light weight”
Me: “sir I’m Italian✌️“
Aspe davvero-? MI STO GASANDO TROPPO--
Levi:"what no I was just resting my eyes"
Me:"thats what they all say"
My night has been blessed with Akira,thanks god🙌
Nothing like a good calming romantic night with Levi!😊😆🤭
How is Levi so hot and respectful (when he wants to be of course, lmao. 😂)
Levi:How are your classes going?
Me:Bad,failing them all
Levi:That’s good.
Me: 👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁
Me: 👁👄👁 sir I just started highschool-
Levi: you can get whatever you want
*My mind: EHeH I want yOu dAdDy ;))*
Actually me: uh A uH uH 💀
Loving the profile picture 😩
Levi: how is school going?
Me: bad
Levi: thats great
Levi:im okay, im okay. No im not okay
Me:thought so. Your a lightweight. Pass me that tequilla im having a bottle
Aww Levi just wanted attention
*epicly blushing* 😳👁👄👁😳👁👄👁
Levi: you underestimate me.
Me: yeah, your a 5’2 middle aged man drinking two shots of tequila.
Omg and the background nouveau makes it seem so real ongggg AHHHH
Not gonna lie if Levi’s drinking, I’m getting myself some Fireball🥃
Posted 34 minutes ago and the comments 2 or 3 hours ago
i think youtube is drunk again 😐
Just like Levi :3
*Notification pops up*
Me: Welp! I’ll leave my COD team real quick just for u beibi ;D **finger guns in pain**
HAHA YES XD
“What do you want to eat”
Me:soba
“Don’t be shy”
Me: ._.
MIKASA UR LISTENING UR DAM COUSIN OR SUMTHIN THATS SOME SWEET ALABAMA MIKASA WTF