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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • Credits for this parody of Hellsing Ultimate are over here: / teamfour. .
    RIP to a legend, Alexander Anderson #BayonetsForDays
    Compilation from eps 01-05 over here: • TeamFourStar's | Hells...

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  • @michaelconnelly9005
    @michaelconnelly9005 4 года назад +2099

    “Don’t weep for the stupid, you’ll be crying all day.”
    True wisdom.

    • @SockWizard
      @SockWizard 3 года назад +22

      That is from boondocks scades

    • @chanceveiga4481
      @chanceveiga4481 3 года назад +4

      New favorite line

    • @chanceveiga4481
      @chanceveiga4481 3 года назад +3

      @Only Death I know how military humor is, I’m current army active duty

    • @chanceveiga4481
      @chanceveiga4481 3 года назад +2

      @Only Death it’s mostly people who stay in or make it past the year mark but yeah we all have a very f-Ed up sense of humor

    • @Judeman765
      @Judeman765 2 года назад +1

      @@SockWizard his favorite movie

  • @Elroid
    @Elroid 3 года назад +1467

    "You were a good boy Maxwell. Shame you were such a shite man" is one of me favs quotes ever

    • @verncooper1069
      @verncooper1069 3 года назад +53

      I'm going to write his quotes down. They honestly hit on a different level.

    • @Mr_Schizo
      @Mr_Schizo Год назад +9

      I'm still didn't understand why Maxwell younger than that crazy guy.

    • @chs9999
      @chs9999 6 месяцев назад +6

      "I'm not sorry for what I did but I am sorry that I had to do it"

  • @Exorion
    @Exorion 3 года назад +1715

    "Father Anderson!"
    "Context, Heinkel!"
    Gets me every single time.

  • @SockWizard
    @SockWizard 3 года назад +1726

    This was literally just every scene he was in

  • @itsyahboigabby9728
    @itsyahboigabby9728 2 года назад +468

    "You can make a formal protest, nail it to his door, LIKE A PROTESTANT!" still gets me everytime 🤣

  • @milkmangreg871
    @milkmangreg871 3 года назад +1185

    Holy shit I forgot how uncensored the TFS team did this series.
    "These are Catholic suicide bombers. Oh this day is great!"
    "Is it racist to say it sounds better in Arabic?"
    I gotta rewatch all of it

    • @hanzogang798
      @hanzogang798 3 года назад +56

      LMAO is it racist if it sounds better in Arabic That had me wheeezing

    • @crappyaccount
      @crappyaccount 3 года назад +24

      It took me a moment to get the joke and then I was like OOOOH

    • @kiraina25
      @kiraina25 3 года назад +53

      He actually says "ninja Catholic suicide bombers". Because you do know they're Naruto running, right?

    • @jbdark_ripper3776
      @jbdark_ripper3776 3 года назад

      It sounds better as catholic suicide bomber lol

    • @saltywater5097
      @saltywater5097 2 года назад +6

      Saying TFS team is as redundant as saying ATM machine.

  • @aweeb5473
    @aweeb5473 3 года назад +493

    The way alucrads tone changed when he realized what Anderson was gonna do with that nail truly embodies their relationship in the most beautiful way imaginable

    • @0hvist
      @0hvist 2 года назад +105

      It even makes more sense in the following scenes when he's talking with Satan that Alucard became this Monster not out of seeking power for powers' sake; but in an attempt to save his people that were being slaughtered by the Turks due to God having turned his back to the Wallachians' plight. Following this and seeing how other Vampires of lesser means and virtues were abusing their powers for selfish and destructive ends; Alucard decided to destroy them all and ensure that no other Vampire would ever rise to his level of power: at least not until he was ABSOLUTELY sure that humanity would be able to truly stand against the Nightwalkers on their own. And the only way that could happen, would be to have a Human of great natural power and conviction be able to kill Alucard at his fullest strength: and the only ones that came close to that goal were Van Hellsing and Alexander Anderson.
      Van Hellsing and the Hellsing Organization would come close to wiping out all Vampires thanks to their resources and their skills, but it wasn't enough to satisfy Alucard in the slightest. Alexander Anderson was the next option following the death of Van Hellsing; but when Father Anderson pulled out St. Helena's Nail to stab himself through the heart with it to gain power over Alucard; that was when he felt absolutely betrayed that Anderson would force himself to go that low to try and defeat Alucard.
      Alucard simply wants to die knowing that Humanity will never again suffer from monsters like Vampires ever again.

    • @bryancomeau2502
      @bryancomeau2502 Год назад +4

      Teah alucards hatred passed through

    • @seasnaill2589
      @seasnaill2589 Год назад +34

      @@0hvist I believe the quote they used in the actual show was "A monster cannot kill another monster, only a human can." Alucard *wants* Alexander to be strong enough to kill him on his own, he could have actually accepted death if it came at Alexanders hands. But thats not what happened. Alexander turned himself into a monster to kill a monster. And thats why Alucard is so heartbroken.

    • @davhot4107
      @davhot4107 Год назад +11

      @@seasnaill2589 More like an abomination rather than a monster. We can only speculate what would happen if Alexander manage to kill alucard with the nail in his heart. Many says he would rage against the world a massive war.

    • @chs9999
      @chs9999 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@seasnaill2589I think the quote was from the major
      "How fitting I took a man with the trappings of a monster to kill a monster with the trappings of a man"

  • @jbdark_ripper3776
    @jbdark_ripper3776 3 года назад +613

    “I leave for a day and the catholics are crusading while the nazis are invading”
    Love that line

    • @minedantaken1684
      @minedantaken1684 3 года назад +17

      It just sounds sooooo much like team rockets catchphrase

    • @lokithesnake6266
      @lokithesnake6266 Год назад +11

      "Anderson! It's only been a few days, but it's felt like years. And you... I want to say... Logan? Anderson what's this guys name." "Hmghm." "Oh better watch out for *hgmgh*."

    • @luisalvarado754
      @luisalvarado754 2 месяца назад

      @@lokithesnake6266
      “ALUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!”

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 24 дня назад

      ​@@luisalvarado754 whaaat?

  • @chriwehl7173
    @chriwehl7173 4 года назад +738

    The transition after "Anderson, what's this guy's name?" had me choking.

  • @alexanderzack3720
    @alexanderzack3720 3 года назад +835

    anderson was fine facing dracula.... until he called him worthy opponent

  • @berserker4861
    @berserker4861 3 года назад +423

    9:10 What makes this line even better is that is actually both a verse and from the movie.

    • @thekito4623
      @thekito4623 3 года назад +44

      Tfs is some high level shit

    • @ralphcaluag2403
      @ralphcaluag2403 3 года назад +43

      Genesis 9 6 right? Also they say Boondock Saints suck. But I digress
      Integra: Write a formal protest... Nail it to their door... Like a Protestant!

  • @holierthanu1
    @holierthanu1 3 года назад +574

    “I hope you don’t mind, I brought some friends..? Associates? ...Slaves. I brought Slaves.”
    ‘THE MORE THE MERRIER!!’

  • @Merumya
    @Merumya Год назад +102

    "I made peace with my demons. May I tell you how?"
    "Of course."
    "Fuck you thats how!"
    Walter robbed us!

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains  4 года назад +250

    "What chapter is that verse from?"
    "Boondock Saints, my favorite movie."
    "Fuckin called it."

    • @berserker4861
      @berserker4861 3 года назад +25

      What makes that line even better is that is actually both a verse and from the movie.

    • @TheCulturedMan34
      @TheCulturedMan34 3 года назад +14

      @@berserker4861 what makes it better than that is Anderson sells it. Like him saying it before he dies really hits ya good

    • @cpt.arctourus7950
      @cpt.arctourus7950 7 месяцев назад

      It's also my favourite line it is genesis 9:6

  • @christophergilmartin3791
    @christophergilmartin3791 2 года назад +223

    "She is sassy as fuck holy shit I like her" 😂😂
    Every single time it gets me

    • @warriorscholar41
      @warriorscholar41 Год назад +10

      Which hits because, if I recall right, those 2 never meet in the actual show.

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 Год назад +1

      timestamp?

    • @Riggy1991
      @Riggy1991 20 дней назад

      6:19​@@NoNameAtAll2

  • @severia24
    @severia24 3 года назад +287

    Father Anderson is the embodiment of God's will, a true man of god and only shows greed for fighting the undead :>

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains  3 года назад +423

    "I have a terrible guilt and rage inside of me that can only be quelled by the blood and subjugation of the unclean."
    "Oh, you'll fit right in!"
    That one always gets me too. Like, as funny as Alexander is, the dude is still a legit evangelical monster. xD

  • @michaelfletcher3542
    @michaelfletcher3542 Год назад +88

    I love how the 3 factions each have their own monster Trump card.
    Hellsing has Alucard/Dracula
    Iscariot has Anderson/Frankenstein
    Millennium has The Captain/The Wolfman.
    Now we just need the U.S to come in with the Mummy and we'll have a Universal Monster reunion: Anime Style!!

    • @yochaiwyss3843
      @yochaiwyss3843 Год назад +10

      The US? Nah the US brings the Marine Corps

    • @rookhousestudios1666
      @rookhousestudios1666 Год назад

      How is the captain the wolf man btw

    • @zt2cans82
      @zt2cans82 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@rookhousestudios1666turns into a wolf during his fight

    • @leonvalenzuela8089
      @leonvalenzuela8089 11 месяцев назад +2

      The monster of the US would be the creature of the black lagoon

    • @B4dr4bbit
      @B4dr4bbit 3 месяца назад

      Okay, im off to become a mummy for merica

  • @Adorni
    @Adorni Год назад +58

    Someone else said this, but it bears repeating: Anderson was _so close_ to being correct- that nail would have absolutely demolished Alucard, down to the last cursed drop of his blood. If Anderson had done what Alucard said and stabbed him with it. But instead, Anderson choose to use the weapon on himself, and became a monster of God. That, more than anything, likely hurt Alucard more than any of Anderson’s bayonets could.

    • @superdogsam6230
      @superdogsam6230 3 месяца назад

      I think he would have killed Alucard after using the nail on himself if Seras hadn't intervened.

    • @Adorni
      @Adorni 3 месяца назад +1

      @@superdogsam6230 It’s quite possible. Though Alucard himself didn’t want Anderson to go through with it- in the manga and original ova, he pleaded desperately for Anderson not to “become a monster like me.” Anderson, unfortunately, chose to disregard Alucard’s supplication, as he wanted to become a “monster of god.”
      Sadly for everyone involved, we saw how that turned out, and it’s a brilliant, tragic moment that humanizes both men.

    • @pliskenx51mm83
      @pliskenx51mm83 Месяц назад

      @@superdogsam6230 Yeah Alucard would have probably died, but he can't let himself be defeated by a monster. Cause then there would be another monster left to terrorize humanity, it has to be a human. That way Alucard can die knowing a human is left to fight the monsters, in a sense to carry on what Alucard is doing, even though his servitude to the Hellsing family is voluntary. Alucard was the Vampire that got tamed, something unlikely to occur with another Vampire outside Seras. So it has to be a human, cause if they can defeat Alucard they could defeat any Vampire.

  • @jacobmarton1670
    @jacobmarton1670 3 года назад +264

    Compared to the original last battle they made Anderson's transformation more badass

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 3 года назад +18

      How was the original?
      Some kind of eldritch shit like "Oh Jesus was a aliend and if I inject his blood on me by stabbing me in the heart I will have superpowers and not just fcking die" ?
      If it was something like that I swear.

    • @GodlyDra
      @GodlyDra 3 года назад +31

      @@saulesalejos4483
      Basically it was a nail that, because it was covered in the blood of Christ, when Alexander pierced his heart it turned him into a monster of god

    • @jasapotato8362
      @jasapotato8362 Год назад +15

      @@saulesalejos4483 nah, it was more of that Anderson just become completely silent and only removing it did he die as his usual self. Basically TFS took a creative liberty so cool that I wish it were canon.

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie Год назад +10

      Adding the Prayer of Absolution as he transformed into a monster of God was a touch so damned inspired I wish it were in the original.

  • @mindlessdrivel9029
    @mindlessdrivel9029 3 года назад +184

    08:52 best part in the entire abridged series hands down

    • @changedmynamecauseofyt652
      @changedmynamecauseofyt652 3 года назад +15

      Saddest part hell yes and it was great :,)

    • @swordwrath5492
      @swordwrath5492 3 года назад +6

      And we all agree FUCK WALTER

    • @hanzogang798
      @hanzogang798 3 года назад +10

      In the feels he was the joker of Alucards Batman

    • @danielcoates2856
      @danielcoates2856 3 года назад +9

      @@hanzogang798 I always felt he was the Batman to Alucard's Joker

  • @jacklazer2301
    @jacklazer2301 3 года назад +180

    6:10
    I love how he just accepts it

  • @awkwarddog88
    @awkwarddog88 2 года назад +82

    Alucard commentating the entire time Anderson makes his way to him has me dying everytime.

  • @SympatheticStrawman
    @SympatheticStrawman 3 года назад +90

    They really passed up the chance to have them yell "Deus Vult" when they blew themselves up.

    • @Mr_Schizo
      @Mr_Schizo Год назад +4

      Maybe they try to make a pun, if ya know what i mean.

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains  3 года назад +205

    "If we're doin this--and WE *ARE* DOING THIS--I'm not gonna come swingin at Dracula! I'm killin Alucard!"
    5:10 "Hope you don't mind. I brought some friends. Associates. Slaves? Slaves. I brought slaves."
    6:03 - The parody of just fucking THAT. The awareness of English speakers who've watched subtitled stuff enough that they hear it credit voice and instantly recognize it but don't necessarily know what it means word-for-word and then retranslate it to fit in this scene---fucking SOLID.
    6:37 "Ninja Catholic Suicide bombers. What a fun day."
    "Is it racist to say that sounds better in Arabic?"
    7:33 "From the DON'T FUCK WITH THIS armory?!"
    "Awwww fuckin' c'mon man!"
    9:32 "Alucard, I hate you, but I understand you. You seek out your own justice to right the countless wrongs you have committed. To find forgiveness and salvation. But when you find it, will you accept it? As a man, much like you, once lost adrift in the mad world, I made peace with my demons. May I tell you how?"

    • @broabi7690
      @broabi7690 3 года назад +8

      God is great "allahu akbar"

  • @RadCon97
    @RadCon97 9 месяцев назад +11

    "Through the ministry of the church, May god give you pardon and peace. And i absolve you from your sins, in the name of the father and of the son and the holy spirit.. Amen" CHILLS every damn time

  • @TheBonesMalone
    @TheBonesMalone 3 года назад +98

    The Iscariots legit Naruto run

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 3 года назад +5

      Y'all know you're Naruto running right?

    • @TheBonesMalone
      @TheBonesMalone 3 года назад +3

      @@cunningsmile4166 and its legit.
      I also realize what "The Game" that winkle referenced was. Tfs really wanted to piss of older audiences with that line XD

    • @PikaBlue742
      @PikaBlue742 3 года назад +1

      @@TheBonesMalone I-I still don't get "The Game". Can you help me out there?

    • @TheBonesMalone
      @TheBonesMalone 3 года назад +2

      @@PikaBlue742 Basically before our phones were a thing people played something called "The Game" basically, once you hear someone talk of "the game", which is always them announcing that they've lost, you then end up playing it.
      The whole premis is to hear it once, and forget about it, if you end up remembering it, you need to shout "I lost The Game"
      The only way to win is to die, as you won't remember the game after death. Probably.

    • @PikaBlue742
      @PikaBlue742 3 года назад +1

      @@TheBonesMalone ...That's....... Wow...

  • @johnsonbaroncaveler6634
    @johnsonbaroncaveler6634 3 года назад +149

    Why does the Judas Iscariot have the actual Body of Christ???
    Like wHaT?!? How?

    • @0Arcoverde
      @0Arcoverde 3 года назад +32

      Iscariot is fighting monster branch of catholic church
      It's very clear how pointless guns are for them already, if they ask, you give

    • @johnsonbaroncaveler6634
      @johnsonbaroncaveler6634 3 года назад +18

      @@0Arcoverde
      Still doesn't explain how actually have the actual Body of Christ.
      Like dude, remember, on the third day, Jesus's body was gone, and Jesus appeared to His disciples. Then, He rose to Heaven.
      There's no way the Iscariots have the actual Body of Christ. If they did, that only meant they killed Jesus Himself.
      So much for worshipping God.

    • @0Arcoverde
      @0Arcoverde 3 года назад +16

      @@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 debatable, ad many schollars like to believe he intended to die for our sins, agreeing with judas to be betrayed and with the crowd to save Barrabás
      But also, in the animation, it's clearly a piece of wood, a nail probably
      If the cross represents jesus, any part of it is also the body of jesus

    • @cyrusmuller6502
      @cyrusmuller6502 3 года назад +13

      @@0Arcoverde technically bread is also Jesus’ body let him fight alucard with a baguette

    • @thekito4623
      @thekito4623 3 года назад +7

      Who says they have his body?
      Anderson had a NAIL from the cross.
      Yes blood on it. But not the body

  • @benrichardson5662
    @benrichardson5662 2 года назад +137

    "Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be crying all day" I'm definitely going to use that.

    • @EvonixTheGreatest
      @EvonixTheGreatest 9 месяцев назад +1

      But if you never cry for the stupid you shall never cry

  • @Heretic1408
    @Heretic1408 3 года назад +58

    "Is it racist to say that sounds better in arabic" lmfao

    • @jackcalvert3369
      @jackcalvert3369 3 года назад +5

      Sad bit is I was thinking the same thing

  • @changedmynamecauseofyt652
    @changedmynamecauseofyt652 3 года назад +70

    Bayonet for days 😂

  • @omnisans1649
    @omnisans1649 3 года назад +71

    Woooooow...Walter REEEEEALLY fucked up there at the end, holy shit

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 3 года назад +59

    10:04 What we all know Alex was gonna say: I- f*ck you, that’s how!

    • @KePzez
      @KePzez 3 года назад +9

      He probably will do that just to get back at alucard

    • @PikaBlue742
      @PikaBlue742 3 года назад +1

      Wouldn't have been the time for that... Unless he was just about to perish (before Walter stomps on him) and explaining how he faced his demons took more time to explain than he had left.

  • @Indoz1
    @Indoz1 3 года назад +58

    0:52 has to be my favorite. Cannot stop replaying XD

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile4166 3 года назад +69

    5:18
    My favorite part

    • @Mr_Schizo
      @Mr_Schizo Год назад

      Alucard is a great commentator.

  • @carlossaunders3130
    @carlossaunders3130 3 года назад +23

    "who shall ever sheds man's blood by man his blood shall be shed by God he shall be man" love that boondocks saints

  • @steffanyschwartz7801
    @steffanyschwartz7801 Год назад +12

    8:15 The most satisfying line ever to me.

  • @artorius4809
    @artorius4809 2 года назад +27

    2:27 i hate that the actual show left me kind of confused as to why Anderson killed maxwell but here they make it kind of obvious

  • @mroverkill6983
    @mroverkill6983 3 года назад +34

    0:08 yep he’s Irish definitely

    • @christophergilmartin3791
      @christophergilmartin3791 2 года назад +5

      Yep he's definitely not he's Scottish it's an American trying to do a near impossible accent to actually master

  • @striker8961
    @striker8961 Год назад +19

    You know you’re watching a good fan made abridged series when they know to keep the emotional highlights.

  • @johnnydollar579
    @johnnydollar579 3 года назад +32

    Lady's and Gentlemen the Catholic version of Solomon Kane.

  • @tatersalad76
    @tatersalad76 3 года назад +91

    So, could a full-blooded Seras have taken Anderson? I'd like to say she could, but Alucard is also just on another level from everyone else entirely

    • @kyiaao
      @kyiaao 3 года назад +9

      Probably not

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi 3 года назад +40

      Assuming Seras "works" the same way Alucard does... she has only two lives. Anderson would slaughter her.

    • @crappyaccount
      @crappyaccount 3 года назад

      @@HubiKoshi fair point

    • @icicle_ai
      @icicle_ai 3 года назад +20

      So each major factions (Hellsing, Iscariots, and the Nazis) have a heavy hitter and a "sidekick" of sorts. Alucard, Alexander, and The Captain (werewolf) are the heavy hitters while Seras, Heinkel and Schrodinger are the sidekicks per se

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi 3 года назад +13

      @@icicle_ai To be fair I think Zorrin qualifies as the sidekick, Shrodinger has zero combat ability as far as we know.

  • @jaredhamrick8773
    @jaredhamrick8773 Год назад +10

    8:13
    “Through the ministry of the church may God give you pardon and peace, and I absolve you from your sins, in the name of The Father, and of The Son, and of the Holy Spirit Amen.”

  • @camalam_
    @camalam_ 2 года назад +12

    I also love how anderson makes a cross with his blades while alucard makes an inverted cross

  • @TsukabuNosoratori2
    @TsukabuNosoratori2 3 года назад +20

    Shirou from Fate series has Unlimited Blade Works. Alexander Anderson from Hellsing Ultimate has Unlimited Faith Works.

  • @xSkysilver
    @xSkysilver Год назад +8

    I love how alucard goes from serious to laid back and chill in a moment's notice

  • @chris2thejmedia
    @chris2thejmedia 2 года назад +9

    0:45-1:02 The reformation summed up in in 20 seconds, and its beautiful

  • @daudahmed9897
    @daudahmed9897 3 года назад +15

    " may be a bit racist, but it sounds better in Arabic." Lol that shit wad hilarious

  • @Captianflame-w7s
    @Captianflame-w7s 10 месяцев назад +2

    Best of Anderson - Puts in every clip of Anderson
    Legend

  • @RandomEntry13013
    @RandomEntry13013 18 дней назад

    Shoutout to Sariss' short but colorful 'report'.
    "Place is secure, everyone's dead, ate Pip, full fledged vampire now."
    Gets me every time. 😂

  • @ScrambledBrain5
    @ScrambledBrain5 4 месяца назад +1

    I've never heard a more unsettling "I forgive you".

  • @joseandrespineda479
    @joseandrespineda479 3 года назад +15

    3:10 this is my favorite part

  • @cjarndorfer4811
    @cjarndorfer4811 3 года назад +15

    6:30 y'all know your Naruto running right?

  • @kakashihatake-xp8hm
    @kakashihatake-xp8hm 3 года назад +11

    Anderson is a badass.. So is Alucard...
    What his name Logan.. I believe..
    Cuz his Anderson..that scene killed me😂😂😂😂

  • @laurencooper2279
    @laurencooper2279 3 года назад +12

    2:21 epic quote and and great church/satanic music.

  • @angrypicture6155
    @angrypicture6155 2 года назад +3

    "If we're doing this... and WE ARE doing this!" Is one of my fav thingys. But that doesn't say much cause this guy just speaks in quotable.

  • @Luscinia_Nightengale
    @Luscinia_Nightengale 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is relevant to both the canon and abridged series, but the moment where Alucard decided he couldn't forgive Walter - whether he was a double agent or not - was when he crushed Anderson's head; Alucard wanted to give Alexander his last words, and Walter stole that from him.

  • @secondarytrollaccount
    @secondarytrollaccount Год назад +4

    Even if the series didn't show it we all know Anderson went straight to the best possible place God can offer in heaven. He laid down his life for God along with having unshakeable faith.

    • @odettefahy4568
      @odettefahy4568 Год назад +1

      Then rejected that went to he'll to continue fighting as that's his heaven

  • @alientodedragon4243
    @alientodedragon4243 Год назад +3

    3:05 "Awww, you'll fit right in" omg 😹😹😹😹😹

  • @drauglurdarkambient
    @drauglurdarkambient 2 года назад +4

    this is art!
    What a treat to wake up to
    These videos are SO incredibly high quality and they just keep improving somehow,
    keep em coming
    hails from drauglur from germany

  • @luismolina7030
    @luismolina7030 Месяц назад

    I love the fact that apparently Maxwell and Integra shares the same pain for being unable to control their respectives killer machines 😂

  • @EliSkylander
    @EliSkylander Год назад +2

    "Like a Protestant!"
    I feel that in my Lutheran soul of souls. Such a banger line.

  • @laraycrenshaw5908
    @laraycrenshaw5908 Год назад +4

    The abridged is pretty much just another dub at this point

  • @nickieBurke
    @nickieBurke 3 года назад +7

    NGL i think theres a clone of anderson out there. Also, its just a heart. he can regen that

  • @donovanthedbzlover576
    @donovanthedbzlover576 3 года назад +7

    im gonna miss this irish badass!

  • @alienonlsd3209
    @alienonlsd3209 Год назад +1

    Well I'm disappointed Dracula only makes a brief appearance I like the fact that the noble way he regards Alexander angers him and Alexander demands for him to switch back to the personality of the amalgamated monster. He didn't come to murder a man he came to slay a beast.

  • @MesouseUsagi
    @MesouseUsagi Год назад +2

    fun fact, his "whoso ever shed man's blood" isn't actually "from" Boondock Saints, he's almost directly quoting the King James version of Genesis 9:6.

  • @marledanimefan7186
    @marledanimefan7186 3 года назад +10

    You didnt even include his gardener dream... Fokin hell!

  • @tjfarrington1824
    @tjfarrington1824 2 года назад +3

    Bayonets for days

  • @davidlowe63
    @davidlowe63 Год назад +3

    6:30 yall know your naruto running right? 🤣

  • @metastabillity8991
    @metastabillity8991 3 месяца назад

    1:57 the quick cut to Maxells face on the right side of the screen where Logan was is amazing. I didnt notice it had cut I though you had cropped Maxwell over Logan

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 Год назад +2

    7:08 perfect read

  • @logankatz21
    @logankatz21 5 месяцев назад

    I love that he lists “god” and “virtue” seperately. Haha.

  • @thedoc7184
    @thedoc7184 3 года назад +5

    Father Anderson .... call me daddy

  • @axemanh141
    @axemanh141 3 года назад +5

    Fuck hellsing is awesome and it'll always be XD also Boon Dock Saints 1&2 are good movies alexander

  • @Vanitas0026
    @Vanitas0026 2 года назад +3

    6:55 the best part😂😂

  • @tmbpotatoe5975
    @tmbpotatoe5975 Год назад +1

    Alexander anderson is soo cool and such a badass, 5:05 if that happened to me I'd definitely wouldn't be able to fight back, especially this part 8:54 that was super awesome... except for the last part, puck you butler.

  • @rinneganitachi4840
    @rinneganitachi4840 3 года назад +3

    From the dont fuck with this armory :)

  • @10RexTheWolf01
    @10RexTheWolf01 2 года назад +2

    8:13 Love this scene

  • @nerotheweirdo4755
    @nerotheweirdo4755 Год назад

    Kinda amazing how the only thing that left any lasting damage on Anderson was a gun that could punch a basketball sized hole through an engine block.

  • @freedomfighter2054
    @freedomfighter2054 3 года назад +7

    Hehehehe, *fucken called it*

  • @ImaFnT-Rex
    @ImaFnT-Rex 2 года назад +2

    Anderson is a trip lol

  • @chaosblastman4936
    @chaosblastman4936 Год назад

    Fun fact - if you have captions on when the Bayonet stabs the glass around Maxwell they say "The will of God himself."

  • @camalam_
    @camalam_ 2 года назад +2

    "is it racist to say that sounds better in arabic"🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @sovietunion6598
    @sovietunion6598 3 года назад +8

    It do sound better in Arabic tho

  • @raugust6786
    @raugust6786 3 года назад +3

    1:46 - when the actual Hellsing Ultimate aired a new episode or OVA once a year haha

  • @Simone-k3p
    @Simone-k3p 5 дней назад

    wHOA gotaa watch out for MEHRHM..

  • @lilstubbs9553
    @lilstubbs9553 3 года назад +37

    But what makes other gods fake as opposed to Alexander's god?

    • @hoerthproductions2521
      @hoerthproductions2521 3 года назад +20

      If there are vampires, there's probably a God

    • @lilstubbs9553
      @lilstubbs9553 3 года назад +4

      @@hoerthproductions2521 I was kind of talking about real life as well, the gods that came before christianity are considered mythology or false gods, what makes christianity's god any realer than those gods? And "beware false prophets", what makes a phrophet real?

    • @calorinedarkness5232
      @calorinedarkness5232 3 года назад +16

      @@lilstubbs9553 "I smell hyprocricy in here, Oh if it isnt the catholic church!"

    • @sleepychameleon6871
      @sleepychameleon6871 3 года назад +9

      @@lilstubbs9553 We as Christians believe that our God is the only God, because our holy book (The Bible) says so. As for false prophets : God warns us that when the time for Jesus' second coming is near there will be people who '' pretend '' to be the Messiah and Saviour. They will try to lead humanity astray to be worshipped as gods.

    • @joaobatistaperinjunior953
      @joaobatistaperinjunior953 3 года назад +3

      @@lilstubbs9553 What makes the christian god real is that unlike the other religions christianity adapted to the times, made edits to fit the current society and incorporated other myths to make it easier for non-belivers to join in and not change their core values
      And when they amassed enough firepower they forced into everybody else, who didn't belive by faith would belive by fear.
      So, in the core, the christian god is as real as the gods indians worship on their mud huts, they just had better propaganda.

  • @charliebrown1051
    @charliebrown1051 3 года назад +3

    i leave for a day and.......................................................
    ........................................................................................
    the Catholics are crusading while the nazis are invading

  • @fiahiinukiie1276
    @fiahiinukiie1276 11 месяцев назад

    The epitome of necromancy.

  • @KristopherLobb-pj6qy
    @KristopherLobb-pj6qy Год назад

    I wonder how long he was waiting for an excuse to do that😂😂

  • @terrytheblackmage4799
    @terrytheblackmage4799 3 года назад +7

    #bayonetsfordays

  • @pablosalazar5552
    @pablosalazar5552 Год назад +1

    does anybody else think that his final words wasn't gonna be something meaning full but just
    "I.... amen"
    anybody else?

  • @red0421
    @red0421 Год назад +1

    08:35
    ... Hey, isn't that the music from when Mufasa died in Lion King?

  • @anannoyedpanda
    @anannoyedpanda Год назад

    Byonets for days.

  • @Aku9466
    @Aku9466 Год назад +1

    I do so very desperately want to play a Fr Anderson DnD cleric character. Probably would have to multiclass into something. I’m thinking fighter for more martial weapon tricks since he hardly ever uses priestly magic or anything beyond being tough as nails and jamming bayonets in monster faces.

  • @joshuabarnett1482
    @joshuabarnett1482 2 месяца назад

    Are we talking about a protest

  • @Srt_resium
    @Srt_resium 2 года назад

    Bayonets and eyes for days

  • @jeffrobagman2834
    @jeffrobagman2834 13 дней назад

    BOON.DOCK
    SAINTS.

  • @danieleasterling5325
    @danieleasterling5325 3 года назад +1

    Looks like the will of god has spoken.