What is Telangana? | Standup Comedy by Sandesh Johnny
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
- What is Telangana? | Standup Comedy by Sandesh Johnny
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#standupcomedy #comedy #hyderabad #weightloss #summer #telangana
Just saying and correction, Telangana wasn’t formed based on language, there were numerous struggles on resources disallocation, disparities and sacrifices before the state formation.
Comedy is a work of fiction! Why do you need to correct it?
@@johnnykasandesh no offense, Not denying the fact you have great sense of humor. 😎Those who watch it think that’s real but it isn’t.
All manufactured.
Telangana is Persian term of the land of Telugu ppl. Just like Rajputana once was (now renamed as Rajasthan).
If it was corruption, don't you think it should be change in government rather then breaking this country in parts.
their are numerous struggles on resources disallocation, disparities and sacrifices from today's AP region people. still they got nothing in return other than stupid hatred. just saying bro.
The joke about half of Telugus being in US is spot on 😂
Small correction, from Tamilnadu 'Andhra State' formed. Later 'Hyderabad State' was combined with Andhra state to form Andhrapradesh. In 2014 they did Ctrl+z to form Telangana.
Not from tamilnadu.... Formed from Madras state only.... Then got divided and named AP and TN by language basis
@@adithyasai4725 not AP and TN. Andhra state(not AP) divided from Madras state. AP formed in 1956. Long after this partition TN formed in 1969.
It is not just ctrl Z
They did Ctrl C on richness of Hyderabad
Then Ctrl Z
Then Ctrl V
dude ctrl z LOL
what is Telangana........!
State with Highest per capita growth in India
✅ First state to provide drinking water to all homes
✅ State that completed World’s largest lift irrigation project
✅ Best Rural Development model in India - 100% ODF plus villages
✅ 2nd Highest paddy producer in India
Highest No of IT Jobs creating state in India
✅ Highest Green Cover growth 7.7% in India
✅ 2nd Highest No of Awards (26) for Municipalities in India
✅ Among top 4 contributing states to Indian GDP
✅ Top 3 ranked state in EoDB
✅ State with best industrial policy in India
✅ Home to India’s largest Textile park - KMTP
✅ Vaccine Hub of the world
✅ Highest per capita power consumption in India
✅ 2nd largest Renewable energy producer in India
✅ State with One of the lowest Debt-GSDP ratio in India
Thanks buddy! Now ppl will know
And also largest IT/Software Exporter
Bro we don't get drinking water I think I am in another part of Telangana 🤔🤔🤔🤔
super bro jai telangana
3rd place in Farmer sucides
Im from telugu telangana,Idiots who didn't know the real history and making fun of our own Dravidian tamil brothers by getting in the trap of Hindi Aryan tribes,Yes most of tamil people will not speak Hindi that don't meen other country,most of tamil people also speak telugu very well and they speak English better than North people
@Balochistan 🤝 India you please search in Google there are so many evidences,Even DNA tests have proven that brahmins from North India match the DNA of Eastern European people
What is Telangana ? What is Andhra?
Question asked in Bihar 😂
Not surprised 😅 ofcourse Literacy matters dude...😂😂
and u think it was true....... don't take these standup comedians seriously...or read the instructions in the initial portion of the video.....from bihar.....every month....from every part of bihar people go to Thirupathi Devsthanam...for Darshan.....and yes....bihari knows very well these states......many go to haidrabad,,,srirangam,,,etc,,...or otherwise even labour class people knows..and go there for work..sometimes....for a few months...
UPSC toppers
@@ravsuma1214 bro it's HYDERABAD!
@@MaheJabeen-vx9pg and then i will tell Moses....u will tell musa.....don't play this game.....i know the rules...😁
We are South Indians and can never leave rice... We can't live without it...
The Java and C++ killed it!!😄😄
🤗🤗
Ni avva and Ni amma is sooooo relatable man!!!!!!😂😂😂
Comedy venuma comedy irukku
Timing sense venuma timing sense irukku ....everything is perfect mannnn
ha ha thanks :)
Bro ….Now you See Telangana will Become Brand Ambassador of India ….❤
telangana is not a part of madras only andhra was a part of madras and got divided from andhra just so you are an stand up comedian dont make fun of any state or regions
That nee amma,nee avva was nuts 😂
*TEGLANA STATE People's 50 - 50 TURAKA Language With BADWORDS Speaks* 🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣
_Andhrapradesh People's Speaks State PURE TELUGU Language_ 🤗🤗🤗
@@ganeshrao7526 loveda ra
@Exile77 😂🤣😂 telusukoni matladu bro except chittor and Nellore every costal district speak pure telugu and have pure telugu literature Krishna district have purest dialect
@Exile77 😂🤣😂 telusukoni matladu bro except chittor and Nellore every costal district speak pure telugu and have pure telugu literature Krishna district have purest dialect
@@ganeshrao7526 the muslim kings were ruled us that is the reason behind our telugu merged with persia and urdu words and every language. U dnt no even andhra's telugu got urdu words
Andhra ppls ,...Are you still here 😂😂😂🤣
You guys (Banjaras/Lambadis) came from Rajasthan & naturalised all over peninsular India. You're outsiders.
@@PothuRaju888still here 😂
@Prakash Quest My passport says that I was born in a village in present day Telangana where my ancestors lived for thousands of years. STFU
Andhra people are mf than other states .
We built Hyderabad you guys flocked in from the villages on the outskirts…so yeah just go back to the village you came from
Respect ur state man, our family’s are scarified for Telangana movement…….. come up with a good content and don’t use abusing words…..keep it up.
Fucking state
I was thinking the same....using abusive language has become a fashion. I don't know why even educated people do use the same language
నీకు తెలంగాణ తెలియక పోతే అది మీ తప్పు ఒక రాష్ట్రం గురించి తెలియనప్పుడు మూసుకుని కూర్చో... మీ కామెడీ కోసం ఈ రాష్ట్రం ఎంతో త్యాగాలు చేశారు అది తెలియకుండా నువ్వు కామెడీ చేస్తున్నావు... మేము కూడా నార్త్ ఇండియన్ స్టేట్స్నీ గుట్కాలు తమలపాకులు వాటితోనే పోలుస్తాం...😢 😅😂 మీ నార్తన్ స్టేట్స్ చాలా మంది బతుకు తెరువు కోసం సౌత్ స్టేట్స్ కు వచ్చి బతుకుతున్నారు.. ఈవెన్ నువ్వు కూడా సౌత్ స్టేట్ నేమ్ చెప్పుకొని జోక్ చేసుకుంటూ బతుకుతున్నావు...😅😂 దీంట్లో జోక్ ఏంటో తెలుసా సౌత్ స్టేట్స్ గురించి నార్తన్ స్టేట్స్ మాట్లాడడం😅😂😂
@@baluj5247 kcr lamdi gaadu Andhra vallanu tidutunnappudu aathulu pikutunnav raa
Bro don’t make it as india pakistan partition.
Happy Telangana formation day
Same to you
Still its 2024 people don't even know Telangana😂😅. Am just saying am from Hyderabad and moving forward
Best idea
The Telangana & Andhra accent joke 😂😂
Even Muslims of old city speak Urdu in Telangana accent.
Looks like this guy migrated from north parts and self claiming himself as telangana guy..even he abuses Tamil Nadu..and at last no comedy in stand up comedy
When I wnt to US, I told my Indian origin hosts that I am from Andhra and all they know is hyderabad. TS people wasted their lives burning themselves alive for zero use. Hys jobs are for AP people and there's no recognition across the world for TS. LOL
Bro...just go to TS villages before and after bifurcation..u will know the difference in development..And commenting from US without knowing the ground situation is unwarranted.
Don't show ur north tatics in front us, u people coming to our state and settling here. And ur telling that other are going to USA and foreign, and u speak what are u doing here. When u talk about south , please respect us ❤😊
Bruh.. These just my opinion on our state. Njoyed ur comedy 🧡😊
Inaccurate. I'm a Telugu guy from Hyderabad. I went to Tamil Nadu recently. I expected Tamil pride to show. Everywhere I went, I spoke in Tamil to be culturally respectful, and they kept responding in Hindi. And if they figured out I was Telugu, they responded in Telugu. Only the coconut guy spoke back in Tamil.
Who da dck responded u in Hindi dude....Fakeudu kuda oka limit untadi
Wowww 😨 😨 😨 😮 U r the best Salim feku in the City....don't know who r those aliens in TN spoke to u in Hindi🤣🤣🤣
Ni avva nuv Hyd ki vasthe sasthav ra. Na sethula
There were some basic mistakes, in Telangana not many of us eat rice for breakfast. Degrading other states/it's people could've been avoided. Other than that, it was a good show.
Honestly not a good show at all degrading someone. No ethics, No sense at all these kind of people should not be encouraged.
@@SuperMahificationexactly
What is this man ,don't give false information for your jokes, no body in telangana Wil eat rice as breakfast. Don't ever say it's a south India,your a educated man,it's A part of India, you north side people won't have any culture or traditions but you make jokes on other tradition grown up man...
This is the first time I saw a Telugu stand up comedian and I enjoyed a lot🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰
There is another guy Rajashekar Mamidanna, a telugu guy who does clean comedy
@@snehapriya2510yes
Don't defame bihar state education board.
yes,,, because it is the only The Best Education Board in the World
True tamilnadu is like a different country i stayed in Chennai for a year. I still feel like that
I think u r reading all the comments..Being a Telugu(andhra😅), I want more comedians from our states including United States..So, Here is what I felt when I watched your video first time..
1.That duck word used so many times ..but, didn't felt it as natural not even once. Try to avoid the over expressive words of duck,shit where it is not even needed and everyone is using them in the same way, loosing ur uniqueness.
2.Felt a bit of RSM and others improvisation bro. May be becz of Usage of Dude on every sentence at the beginning and usage of Man at every end of the sentence. Don't use them bro..Bring your own unique words.. i know they r common words,but, style of usage also similar. Stop watching RSM or bring ur own style of dailogue delivery.
3. There were tons of commedians in youtube who use uncomfortable language to crete a joke. People may laugh at that moment, But it neither create long-lasting impression nor repetitive watch.
4. Be confident brother..Why long pasues after every line.. Give a small pause, if people really laughs, pause will come automatically. Long pauses forces audience to laugh and impress you.😅
I typed all this because I felt you had the ability that a comedian need to have. All the best for ur next video..❤
Appreciate you taking so much time and letting me know
Thanks for the feedback
Nenu eekibhavistunnanu!!!
Rajamata Sivagami some where: Nenu aamodistunnanu.😂
show ur videos😆😆😆😆 dont advise others before showing ur work
@@BabluBab-gt6unYou thought of posting a cool comment. Actually it's illogical..Use ur brain for a second if u have it.
Just saying, level of the curriculum for Bihar board is one of the best in the country.
It enriches someone who is sincere enough to study , for others can't say
Telangana pride of india ❤..
Telangana people eat jowar roti not rice
When ever if you are planning for Telangana state stand up comedy. Don't forget to add famous hyderabadi hindhi dialogues. Aakhri khiraak hit hojayega the same show.
Without the FUCK no standup comedy exists😂
" Neee avva, nee amma,Malai " 😂😂😂super bro
Which side nee avva
Which side nee amma
This is the comment I'm searching for 😂
@@yeasp Nee amma is Andhara, you know the rest
Stop using "man" for entry sentence
We are proud to be Telanganite. Jai Telangana
🙂
4:30 not everybody speaks Hindi. It's not intentional language.
4:39 That's the greatness of Tamil people. They don't bow their heads to hindi imperialism.
They'll make sure others know their language not like us the Telugus who believe fake titles like hindi is national language & ban Telugu medium from Telugu land.
What the heck are you talking Sambar
But bowing to English is okay. Foolish. Embracing Hindi is as logical as embracing English
@@RAVITEJA-ge8zo
You are correct. But until we make Telugu as sophisticated as English we have no way to get rid of English.
We must develop Telugu & use it all over just like Japanese, Korean, Latvian, Lithuanian, Russians, Chinese, French, Scottish, Italians, Germans, Irish use their language in all social media & schools.
Even they write their research about their new inventions in their mother tongue only.
Einstein studied in German medium & did all his groundbreaking research in German only.
As you bowing to english atleast you are getting job and food, can you survive without english in this world ? what is hindi providing you other than stupid shit like racism, hate , religious thoughts etc ?
Greatness of tamil people aa?
I think are you Dravidian dramebaaz gang.
We telugus are broad minded and will not copy from Dravidian fools
So fucking jokes 🤬, jai telangana 💥 , niku ma telangana nachadam ledu ante kamma ga undu ,ala ani ma telangana juliki raku bhai😊 jai #kcr
Telengana is top 2 with 43% Alchohol consumers. Any Festival or any occasion without NON-VEG .
All comedy is too good. Very good talent 👌
One honest feedback which i really didnt like , please don't F*CK word every now and then. One place you used "mother f*** state " . These words are completely unecessary.
You can say - "What the hell" instead of "What the f*ck" .
That was Awesome.. Disappointed this is only video in channel. We need more😁😁😁👍
You really got some jokes 😂😂,Good man keep grinding
Glad you enjoyed
Degrading other states and people of your own country is new trend now in the name of comedy, these are the same people who get offended when someone even say that the water is hard in any place of south, there is too much traffic or any simple thing which even they say on regular basis, then they say leave macha who called you and stuff like that, and then they have audacity to roast other states in the name of comedy. Dude you guys got the platform use it in better way, don't divide our India in parts PLEASE. JAI HIND
Dude don’t ducking care about anyone’s feedback. Whatever you do good or bad people will always have a problem with it. Our society will never change and you can’t satisfy all the ducking people. All the best.
AP Telangana separation was not based on language and using foul words doesn't make cemedy funny
That dil raju joke reference 😂🔥
❤️❤️
I clicked thinking this is a comedy video.
And what’s are your findings now?
@@johnnykasandesh I'm doubting if i have a comic sense!
*TEGLANA STATE People's 50 - 50 TURAKA Language With BADWORDS Speaks* 🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣
_Andhrapradesh People's Speaks State PURE TELUGU Language_ 🤗🤗🤗
and there is one more language which you might not know , but used in tamil nadu called as the body language. But honestly, tamil people are so friendly.
Your way of using “fuck” is not sounding natural. You better skip it. Otherwise whole show looks artificial.
People who spoke foul language got #DELHI 😂😂😂😂😂
lol #sorry
Such lousy standards we are getting used to.
Not just this man but most folks nowadays can't get a second or third word out of their mouths without punctuating with the F word.
Fie on them all.
Fie on us for encouraging trash.
But credit due to his other part of the content - the non-F parts! Good stuff there!
But alas the F is such a put off.
Please.... please...for the sake of clean humour, for the sake of neat language, for the sake of preserving art in its pristine forms, for our sake and for your own !! please ditch the trash.
Stick to clean language.
Believe in your abilities.
Believe in your content.
It is good enough.
Don't need garbage.
Completely agree. Unnecessary, F words. many people will stop watching
Woke shit my brother. Woke shit. Woke anipinchukoni coolness chupinchaligaa akkada kurchunna chaduvukunna mundalaki (not all though). Cheddy lu veskoni vastaru oo standup comedy ani dabbulu ekkuvai.
Degrading and defaming telangana accent or culture has become a trend, without knowing history and its evolution. Telugu people stay divided and fight because of small differences. No other state in the country has this issue. It's sad.
Ahhhh i think andhra is the first state formed based on language. But u r telling it formed later gujarat n all🤷♂️. Tamilnadu is really hectic to stay or travel to😅
That AC joke 🔥🔥🔥
kam tha ki zyada ? :D
Happy to see a fellow Civilian, by the way where in Telangana.......................................................
totally relatable 🤣 fell for obsessed with rice
😊
This guy looks like Simbu😂
All along I felt comedy was forced, dude please get your history correct….Telangana was not a part of Andhra ,they were merged together with gentlemen’s agreement ;we were together for 58 years ,not just accent there are lots of differences…and this state was formed by 2 great movements and many sacrifices.
glad to see a telanganite to be doing stand up your set was so tight keep up the good work, Subbed!
Awesome, thank you!
Dear Sandesh where ru from????
Are you Andra?
Telangana???
Or Tamil migrated Hyderabadi???
I think u r Tamil Migrated Hyderabadi if iam not wrong by your Tamil line 😁😁😁
Pan indian bro
@@johnnykasandesh Funny i asked your native?
@@johnnykasandesh native Andhra settled in hyd, migration to BBC😂
An educated police man at secunderabad station, refused to recognise my Hindi and i am from UP
If you find the same police in Bihar, you tell them where most of the Biharis go and work that is Telangana, and they are part of our Development
Great set up bro TOO GOOD I CAN SEE YPU GOING PLACES 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 KEEP ROCKING 🤘🏽
its very easy for these so-called comedians to easily walk on people who died for so many formation histories with their jokes......
Bro Telangana gurinchi mataldthe g pala dengutha
Pusalu kadlaala dengute...Telangana gurunchi evadina emina ante...
Making money discriminating some area u think this is fun
Ee standup comedians lo chala mandi jokes dorakka yedo oka serious issue ni gelukkuntaru. Daaniki kinda kurchunna lucha lunch vodka gallu claps kottadam malli
this dude will shine!
Cant you stand up comedians do shows without using fu...k word?
Ok
Is he from Delhi?
Literally I stayed in Bangalore for a few years in india and also in Bombay. But I never heard of this telegana state. I heard that there are only 28 states in india
Sensible comedy and right on spot
Don't mock Hindu culture.
Very vulgar language. I don’t understand why people degrade our culture and themselves by using western F words. Shame on you.
@JohnnyKaSandesh , there is no need to ridicule about rice just to make one comedy show. This is a local grain and the whole world eats what grows locally. Nothing wrong in it. Entire north India eats wheat because it is the local grain...India has different cultures and food habits. Don't make jokes on throwing rice in marriage (they're sacred) and during death. Rice is not the reason for your over weight....your lack of discipline and over eating is the reason for it. You don't have any control on your food habits and blaming something else. Try to improve your standards of humour and best of luck.
Same problem we say telangana they are like what?, then we say andhra they still ask where?, when we say hyderabad they are like ohhhh 😢😂
Good bro.. keep it up.. awaiting for your further videos. Iam not serious to state this. Bcoz of illiteracy in tamilnadu and we give importance to our culture peoples of tamilnadu and kerala prefer to speak our state language for a long years. But now the situation is changed, becoz now peoples of tamilnadu and kerala started speak in hindia also, not due to education but speaking with all noth indian labours..😅😅😅😅
Malai & Telangana jokes are next level sandesh bhai 🔥🔥 😂😂
ha ha :P
Good skill set bro😂
Iam from Telangana 😅
Money echi mari manam eri hookla ani anipichukoniki pothunathunaru ayitey
You should work on making your content more funny and swearing less. Using swear words is fine but they should be sparingly to have maximum impact. And english language swears don't really sound good in an Indian accent. They sound better if spoken in the native language 🙂
I did not understand the malai part
I'm from Telangana, you got a New Subscriber and This is First stand up comedy video i have seen and I got intrest in watching these genre video ❤
Thank you so much 🙂
Thats why we need PM from Telangana
This is not comedy
This is not a comment
Feeling pity for your half knowledge.
Sir ur aweeeeesome ..waiting to watch more vedios of urs
Cringe comedy ra needi
Video can be shortened by 7 mins if the F word, MF words are removed. Comedy can be clean but falls short with these forced words
Stop using four letter word reportedly
Oops.
Every thing was good except that vulgar joke at the end about Malai.
Can't beleive Raja Shekar Mamidana who is known for clean comedy introduced & supported you with this vulgar content.
Habibi : Come To Telangana 😍
Obviously north Indians brain (not everyone's)
You might have a good sense of humour and a great audience to laugh at all your jokes. For the question what is telangana, it is everything but not ni ayya and ni avva. The last few generations have seen many struggles and thousands of students sacrificed their lives and many thousands of families their livelihoods overall the periods of 1952,1969,2001- 2014. You should have chosen a better topic to generate comedy and this is unacceptable to joke on why Telangana was created and people getting offended have every right to feel so. It's more harmful to you than to boost your popularity if this video goes viral in the current polarized society we live in. Political correctness is needed for sensitive topics. Just my two cents on this, hope someone else not dare again to spit their fucks on a region and freedom hard earned again.
ok, but for what did they struggle for ? why did they struggle for ?
That artistic liberty at the end 😂😂😂😂
Good one Sandesh, quality stuff, enjoyed every bit, I know you were on borderline let me jump to comments section and enjoy fights over there :D
Glad you enjoyed
Telangana model
Nee amma nee avva😂
Telanganollu antarra babu😂😂
Telangana is a emotion......so many sacrifices there life.....for Telangana.....don't make fun ....about Telangana