[hololive] Subaru is NOT a Thief! Why would you say that?! That's so crazy...👀💧

[@CapsLock690]

This duck steals like stealth is an option goes for the loudest most obvious way possible.

[@splazztastic]

"CAN YOU GUYS BE QUIET??" Subaru said calmly.

[@NRGEngineer]

Colonel!
I’m trying to steal from this building, but the quack of my Oshi keeps alerting all the guards!

[@Mooglecharm15]

lol

[@Baeruu]

The moment she parked the pickup at the gate, I knew something hilarious was going to happen. I just didn't expect it to be THAT funny lmao.

[@legion9721]

0:24 Foreigner bros love it

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

Looney Toons anime duck never fails to make me laugh. Thanks for the translations!

[@steelblake]

Delinquent duck at your service

[@AnActualDinosaur]

"Do we have some experienced thieves in the chat?"
"I'm calling the cops"
"Those are your friends, don't snitch!"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@MFAN1100]

Says officer Subaru.

[@SelecaoOfMidas]

To catch a thief, one must understand how a thief does what they do. Excellent training exercise, Officer Subaru!

[@ratratc]

She's hilarious lmao, thanks for the translation.

[@tonyduong7711]

I nearly choked on my food when the bit starting at 1:56 happened

[@saber_xyt]

What a cute duck 😂 i love her shes so adorable

[@YouSoRusso]

You're seriously the best clipper around dude. Thank you for your work!

[@seulgod]

I have been binging your videos recently. Probably one of my favorite clippers so far especially with the videos being longer. Thank you for your hard work

[@ShironFikching]

I bet you didn't knew the police will be there after Suba open the gate or door

[@fikrigilang9953]

8:33 this moment is hilarious 😂

[@Meonium]

"If I parked the car in front of the gate, it would block the police, right?"
Yes Shuba, and it will block you too.

[@HabarudoD]

Its so fun to watch Subaru, she always plays game with full power and leans into the games so much!

[@Mooglecharm15]

"I'm fine thank you" also "GO AWAY!!" ww

[@lizard8861]

She had some great laughs in this one, you could tell she was having a blast

[@brazenh2836]

Never been a thief she says, casually stealing all the Subatomo hearts...

[@Duplucky5]

Practically sure that if the police stop a thief like Subaru, they will find it so funny that they will directly release it to better catch it the next day and so on. When their superiors see the number of criminals they have caught, they will offer them a promotion, unaware that it is always the same criminal they arrest all the time.🤣

[@Banana_John]

Nobody suspects a duck

[@ThanuG15]

Whenever Subaru specifically says 'ira ira', I'll hear 'mura mura' 😅

[@gmn7240]

Thankyou for the translation

[@Lemonidas_of_Sourta]

5:08 TSKR.

[@itsyohann]

5:06 i know she's a duck but she sounds like a mouse

[@alexdemoya2119]

The editing was absolutely hilarious. Drinking coffee was a mistake. Sub(aru)-ed

[@noble_wine]

Cute duck noises at the beginning of video. 😊

[@SilverScizor753]

Subaru is a dangerous thief, she's so funny I'd be too busy laughing to stop her from taking my frying pans!
Thanks for the subs!

[@Dang3rMouSe]

🦆"Don't tase me shuba!"

[@guilherme5094]

👍Thanks!

[@circularangle4324]

Your edit is too goddamned funny.

[@oofnt]

I guess the Oozora police need some funds, thanks for the translation btw !

[@itsyohann]

6:18 😂

[@eddster1987]

Having to drop a heavy two-hand carry item to open doors is a surprising bit of realism.

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Subaru having a thieving hobby would make her more of a goose than a duck 🤔

[@lumi_project]

a duck can't be a thief because they quack at every step they take

[@shinodamasaru7945]

The law has becomes corrupted

[@MatZee27]

Hello Oozora Police.....wait

[@kibayaiba3893]

The power of the Duckside 🦆💨💨💨 🚓💨🚨🚨🚨

[@monkey_uko5668]

I believe her when she says that she's not a thief. There's no way she could get away with stealing and still be able to work for Holo.

[@isitonpc5299]

Accidentally exposed her hobby and spending the stream pretending she isn't the greatest thief to ever walk the face of this earth. sasuga duck

[@aerthreepwood8021]

"This is why I can't get a license."
Don't worry, the standards are real low here in the US.

[@タツオ-i3e]

1:56 wwww

[@ThomasNing]

Dang, this makes we want to play payday again

[@ayaeve8332]

Someone calls Ozora police.

[@odditykiller]

OH NO!!!! They're corrupt!!!!

[@aztecserpent5525]

6:37 somebody put this laugh over a gif of E. Gadd

[@joe9893]

🦆

[@nar-aryanalakanta1464]

😂😂😂

[@_Green_Onions_]

Is this accurate 2:16 if not, does Anyone know what the actual translation is?

[@VtuberBits]

She's just saying she's a vendor/salesman.

[@_Green_Onions_]

@@VtuberBits oh thank you! I should’ve guessed. Thank you again!

[@kaminari4618]

Wwww