Should I Die?

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @Kriegter
    @Kriegter 4 года назад +36574

    imagine when michael dies and then in his fueneral he ropes down from the ceiling and says "or am I" and the vsauce music plays while michael explains why a ball is actually not round

  • @1OutOf8Billion
    @1OutOf8Billion 4 года назад +15005

    “Should I die” - recommended for you.

    • @bingbongjoel6581
      @bingbongjoel6581 4 года назад +352

      You probably should, but not anytime soon

    • @falconpunch2855
      @falconpunch2855 4 года назад +315

      lmao fuck you too youtube.

    • @teemomain3753
      @teemomain3753 4 года назад +47

      Like he's not wrong

    • @Leto85
      @Leto85 4 года назад +59

      RUclips loves you.

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt 4 года назад +45

      "Or should you?!" Hmm....
      Consciousness is like a running computer "program/code", it runs while the human body is powered on with blood flowing, but once the heart stops so does the brain and thus the "program/code". The body is nothing but a "tin can" a "vehicle" or a "laptop" if you will. Once the brain dies the body is nothing but an empty shell... just burn it, bury it, there's really nothing sexy about it. lmao

  • @greenshark45
    @greenshark45 6 лет назад +32896

    Can't believe I just watched Michael have an existential crisis for entertainment

    • @Askarcher
      @Askarcher 6 лет назад +675

      greenshark45 that’s so true he seems so anxious throughout all of this haha

    • @jasonlast7091
      @jasonlast7091 6 лет назад +334

      I was going to make a joke about that also being the ayahuasca episode... but really this is all his content ever is.

    • @TheFunniBaconMan
      @TheFunniBaconMan 6 лет назад +555

      Well, I guess he deserves it, since he's caused some many of us to have existential crisises over the years.

    • @etizoman5662
      @etizoman5662 5 лет назад +49

      TheGamingBaconator xD

    • @8948380
      @8948380 5 лет назад +200

      Also he was close to his grandma, who was dying through the making of this episode- see the episode after this

  • @exitcall3762
    @exitcall3762 Год назад +2479

    This made me realize that a lot of people taking the test probably don't realize how severe a 10 year sentence is.

    • @grezende4056
      @grezende4056 Год назад +283

      YES. This is CRAZY. People do NOT understand what encarceration is and do

    • @modzpdx559
      @modzpdx559 Год назад

      10 years for VANDALISM?? Do they not know the things people get away with?? Theres no justice fr

    • @cyberdragon1000
      @cyberdragon1000 Год назад +187

      I agree lol, except the medical case none of them deserved a 7

    • @ryans7972
      @ryans7972 Год назад +52

      Yeah i noticed that and i feel like that has to be taken into account as far as possibly skewing the results

    • @TheeggMAN_
      @TheeggMAN_ Год назад

      @@cyberdragon1000 naw hat child scammer deserves it to

  • @sandwich3290
    @sandwich3290 4 года назад +2645

    28:05
    "I could die at any time-"
    "You sure could." *smiles*

    • @Dalekscientist
      @Dalekscientist 4 года назад +176

      Run michael, RUN!!!

    • @arbor_
      @arbor_ 4 года назад +56

      The Sandwich killing people since the 1900's

    • @jevil8714
      @jevil8714 4 года назад +33

      SANDWICH DON'T DO IT!!!!!!

    • @user-hk8yp7cw1v
      @user-hk8yp7cw1v 4 года назад +14

      We shall die at any moment. Objective truth hits hard fr.

    • @Angelo-r-b
      @Angelo-r-b 4 года назад +3

      Sandwich is gonna git you

  • @berkeleymorrison
    @berkeleymorrison 3 года назад +5128

    my own death never disturbed me but knowing that michael is going to die someday is really depressing

    • @ImPyroChad
      @ImPyroChad 3 года назад +294

      $10 says when Vsauce dies he will just appear as a Force ghost like in Return of the Jedi

    • @bobbybower9405
      @bobbybower9405 3 года назад +17

      Look up living waters

    • @dayniel2
      @dayniel2 3 года назад +6

      ikr

    • @KydaWoIf
      @KydaWoIf 3 года назад +88

      @@ImPyroChad he fucking better

    • @linegiguere7649
      @linegiguere7649 3 года назад +3

      Yes

  • @zeg0ld
    @zeg0ld 5 лет назад +13357

    TLDW:
    Michael: I wanna become a neuro so I can be revived in the future
    Linda: That'll be $80k
    Michael: "I've decided I want to die"

    • @joelcoll4034
      @joelcoll4034 5 лет назад +184

      Lol

    • @apple54345
      @apple54345 5 лет назад +97

      inb4 top comment

    • @donuts6240
      @donuts6240 5 лет назад +143

      Or am I?

    • @Apastorfield
      @Apastorfield 5 лет назад +56

      I seriously want this done

    • @ComradeUshanka
      @ComradeUshanka 5 лет назад +394

      Sounds scary, imagine dying. Being revived in the future as one of the first guinea pigs, then it failing over and over again dying again and again. Sounds like Golden Experience Requiem torture to me.

  • @nobodyofimportance3922
    @nobodyofimportance3922 Год назад +1605

    "I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it." - Mark Twain

    • @nobodyofimportance3922
      @nobodyofimportance3922 Год назад

      @momokaka321 There's good evidence to suggest that consciousness is a function of the brain. Once the brain dies, consciousness dies with it. Hence, nothingness before, nothingness after

    • @randomrom747
      @randomrom747 Год назад +85

      @momokaka321It’s not a debate, it’s a fact that sadly the majority of the world cannot accept. When our brain dies there is nothing left to be capable of feeling anything. Death is the end

    • @sprshb1852
      @sprshb1852 Год назад +83

      @@randomrom747 You still cannot assume that with what we know now, if that was the case how did we go from "dead" to "living" in the first place. If you can spontaneously live from nothing, what is to say you cannot do it again. I don't mind if I am wrong because I do know I won't care nor will I be able to care after I die lol.

    • @NaturalSlasher
      @NaturalSlasher Год назад +48

      @momokaka321 Thanks, ChatGPT.

    • @Java_RAM
      @Java_RAM Год назад +1

      ​@tsczhaby 😮

  • @williamwesemann8770
    @williamwesemann8770 5 лет назад +1479

    Plot twist: Michael has already figured out a solution to immortality and this is his way of asking us if he should release it to the public or not

    • @GuyInBlackClothes
      @GuyInBlackClothes 5 лет назад +10

      Funny thing is I do that alot.

    • @Platypus_3112
      @Platypus_3112 5 лет назад +58

      @@GuyInBlackClothes Figuring out a solution for immortality?

    • @kianpfannenstiel
      @kianpfannenstiel 5 лет назад +22

      @@Platypus_3112, not finding a solution for immortality, immortality itself. I'm not solving it, I'm creating the pandemic. And Vsauce, weak ass punk, decided to keep it secret. Don't worry, mine is still going to be released (can't say you'll be able to use my method, though).

    • @_ruted
      @_ruted 5 лет назад +10

      BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY *A GAME THEORY!* (oof I got fat fingers)

    • @pastaronravioli4238
      @pastaronravioli4238 5 лет назад

      vsauce is edtah

  • @FoxBlocksHere
    @FoxBlocksHere 5 лет назад +3120

    Michael, 10 seconds before dying:
    "and as always, thanks for watching"

    • @Digspig
      @Digspig 5 лет назад +136

      ItzMichaelPhillips That’s sad and beautiful. Don’t make me cry at 10:45 in the morning, dude

    • @no-pz7xy
      @no-pz7xy 5 лет назад +12

      @BASIL!!!!! The pumpin' Seagull bruh step on a Lego homie

    • @Havinghard
      @Havinghard 5 лет назад +12

      that will be very sad.

    • @alvisvalencia
      @alvisvalencia 5 лет назад +12

      ItzMichaelPhillips wholesome and I almost cried. It was so believable

    • @no-pz7xy
      @no-pz7xy 5 лет назад +5

      @BASIL!!!!! The pumpin' Seagull don't take me seriously either.

  • @jowl5203
    @jowl5203 5 лет назад +2327

    "And I've decided that I want to die."
    "Oh, I'm so glad you've made that decision."

    • @teamakesgames
      @teamakesgames 5 лет назад +139

      *shakes hands*

    • @masternip
      @masternip 5 лет назад +124

      This makes me very uncomfortable

    • @dragonplayz6606
      @dragonplayz6606 5 лет назад +9

      In the **usa** , they have crazy news shows

    • @Mareczekw30
      @Mareczekw30 5 лет назад +69

      "You come to the right place" glad she didn't pull a gun

    • @elidoz9522
      @elidoz9522 5 лет назад +1

      hmmmmmm

  • @antoncabotta5364
    @antoncabotta5364 2 года назад +673

    You, Sir, have truly created a legacy. All of the content you have created, people you have influenced, things you have changed, will persist for a long, long time. Thank you for all that you've done.

  • @freshfireballjuice
    @freshfireballjuice 5 лет назад +1423

    "Should I die?"
    Actually Michael, if you could like, not, do that, that'd be nice.

    • @freshfireballjuice
      @freshfireballjuice 5 лет назад +7

      @TheBeets - 229 So just a glorified version of overdosing

    • @dailysacrificedoublee
      @dailysacrificedoublee 4 года назад +27

      Well, You’re, uh, kinda, comma, happy.

    • @user-ex3bh7fn2i
      @user-ex3bh7fn2i 4 года назад +14

      @@dailysacrificedoublee Stop, typing, like, comma, um, this.

    • @Fail-harold
      @Fail-harold 4 года назад +3

      100 Subscribers With No Videos i,t,'s ,a ,j,o,k,e

    • @kiikrosperk3512
      @kiikrosperk3512 4 года назад +2

      But should you?

  • @soap5547
    @soap5547 4 года назад +1977

    Micheal: "I could die any moment"
    Girl smiling and grinning: "You sure could"

    • @user-zu6ts5fb6g
      @user-zu6ts5fb6g 4 года назад +127

      "Im glad that you decided to die"

    • @mimi_n_emi8382
      @mimi_n_emi8382 4 года назад +32

      I love her she's so funny. Go check out her channel and you'll see why she was like that lol. You might like it

    • @SkyRied1
      @SkyRied1 4 года назад +1

      @@mimi_n_emi8382
      What's her name or channel?

    • @mimi_n_emi8382
      @mimi_n_emi8382 4 года назад +14

      @@SkyRied1 its Caitlyn Dougherty. She runs undertaking LA. And her channel is Ask a Mortician

    • @SkyRied1
      @SkyRied1 4 года назад

      @@mimi_n_emi8382
      Thanks alot.

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ 5 лет назад +3205

    Death: I'm gonna take your life now
    Michael: but should you?

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 5 лет назад +207

      Priest: "Here lies Michael Vsauce..."
      Michael: *Jumps out of grave as vsauce theme plays*
      Michael: OR DO I?

    • @theflash9735
      @theflash9735 5 лет назад +10

      @@belisarius6949 XD

    • @StoneCoolds
      @StoneCoolds 5 лет назад +2

      Hahaha

    • @farn69
      @farn69 5 лет назад +16

      vsauce theme song is the path to the power mortals shall not possess

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 лет назад +23

      god: You have died.
      Michael, talking to god in heaven: Or have i?
      Weird dude with wings:

  • @owen2037
    @owen2037 2 года назад +964

    I'm curious about the language used by the actor to introduce the questionnaire to the control group. To me, "this is just about your gut-level reactions" could have prompted the control group to answer faster than the study group, which in turn could've affected the interpretation that the study group members were more thoughtful. Basically, it seems that the control group was encouraged to answer quickly.

    • @regards7229
      @regards7229 2 года назад +126

      id like to think the followed the same protocol for both groups

    • @james__anna_burns4885
      @james__anna_burns4885 2 года назад +79

      the actors were likely told ot say the exact same thing

    • @Badspot
      @Badspot 2 года назад +45

      Mate, it's a sociology study run by Solomon and 'berg. The point isn't to do things correctly, the point is to get grant money. I'm sure it's wildly successful.

    • @owen2037
      @owen2037 2 года назад +2

      @@Badspot 😂 fair point

    • @fireyegaming414
      @fireyegaming414 2 года назад +43

      I would hope that Michael would have kept her stuck to a script, and they cut it in post.

  • @samuellawson8266
    @samuellawson8266 4 года назад +1407

    BREAKING NEWS: Death rate drops to 0% because of local hero Michael Stephens saying his historic words: ‘or should I?’

  • @prest01
    @prest01 4 года назад +2607

    imagine if he just never dies. like whenever hes about to die he just says "or am i" and stops dying with facts and logic

    • @vincenturquhart1370
      @vincenturquhart1370 3 года назад +190

      Vsause destroys reaper with facts and logic

    • @prakharmishra3000
      @prakharmishra3000 3 года назад +103

      Since that day, the reaper checks under his bed for Michael

    • @michaelzhang7098
      @michaelzhang7098 3 года назад +45

      Michael is a godly being capable of obliterating science with science.

    • @veryconfused9768
      @veryconfused9768 3 года назад +3

      Lol with him it's possible

    • @G59forlife.
      @G59forlife. 3 года назад

      Ali A
      🏳️‍🌈

  • @eldon8712
    @eldon8712 4 года назад +5430

    Michael's last words: And as always, thanks for watching.

  • @tony9622
    @tony9622 2 года назад +379

    Always coming back here when my death anxiety kicks in

    • @mikudubskasai8725
      @mikudubskasai8725 Год назад +49

      It’s crazy when you REALLY sit and think about an inevitable death clock we all have on our heads. What is the final tick? would you know all of a sudden, you’re not alive, dead? Where would you be in time? Will you know the cancellation of existence??? How can you? Why is this even a thing everyone experience?? We’ve been around advancing in knowledge for centuries, yet still can’t dig into the unknown realm of death. I always end with the fact that despite I know nothing about death, I someday will… or will I? I guess I wouldn’t be able to comprehend that I’m dead. Shits crazy but it’s gonna happen 🥲

    • @the.simart5129
      @the.simart5129 Год назад +2

      @@mikudubskasai8725 thats such a good comment bro :D

    • @02tenma
      @02tenma Год назад

      @@mikudubskasai8725 so real

    • @TheBlackSpartan103
      @TheBlackSpartan103 Год назад +1

      Welcome to the club friend. I'm worried on what comes after death. Reincarnation? Heaven? Becoming a Ghost? It's scary

    • @tony9622
      @tony9622 Год назад +3

      @The Black Spartan nobody knows, and the fact that we are made to survive and to fear death makes deaths inevitability scarier.

  • @AL-su8el
    @AL-su8el 5 лет назад +3156

    Michael : "I could die anytime"
    Caitlin : "You sure could"
    *pulls out a gun*

    • @sauldownbadman876
      @sauldownbadman876 5 лет назад +166

      She looked way too happy when he said that

    • @sauldownbadman876
      @sauldownbadman876 5 лет назад +16

      @@TanyaSehgal95 she reminds me of the spooky black guy in final destination

    • @ilarious5729
      @ilarious5729 5 лет назад +10

      Omg is it her, is it the Mortician. Im not there yet

    • @ilarious5729
      @ilarious5729 5 лет назад +2

      Ah yesss

    • @tinaw.5538
      @tinaw.5538 5 лет назад +14

      Caitlin would never touch a gun, too liberal. It would make more sense for her to stab him to death with a trocar and then hide the body by cremation or something. No body no crime.

  • @russellchido
    @russellchido 5 лет назад +4514

    Moral of the story: the average person will hand out a 10 years sentence for almost anything.

    • @alexn1168
      @alexn1168 5 лет назад +836

      Ikr they jump straight to 10 years for something like vandalism, I get that it is a national monument but thats basically a life changing amount of time

    • @EhrenCG
      @EhrenCG 5 лет назад +480

      If by "average person" you mean "insufficient sample size of people", yes.

    • @lucasamoriim5126
      @lucasamoriim5126 5 лет назад +504

      Holy fuck i couldn't believe people were giving those sentences for things like Vandalism. Shit, 10 years is a lot of time

    • @danielchoi4490
      @danielchoi4490 5 лет назад +338

      I mean, it's nationalism and pride. The dumbest part of humans, but a part nonetheless

    • @34shuno
      @34shuno 5 лет назад +371

      10 years of imprisonment for public indecency ROFL

  • @thatguymich2829
    @thatguymich2829 4 года назад +1411

    "I could die anytime"
    "you sure could"
    *is that a threat?*

    • @thorsell4357
      @thorsell4357 4 года назад +25

      Its a treat

    • @Benimation
      @Benimation 4 года назад +14

      Incorrect, you can only die now or in the future

    • @kleinmeisterlein
      @kleinmeisterlein 4 года назад +6

      ​@@Benimation Well, if dying is an ongoing process (beginning on the day of my birth for example) then I'm dying all the time, anytime, and whenever I can. Or maybe even, as Screamin' Jay Hawkins had put it: "One day I won't die." And you know when that'll be.

    • @Joao-vq1ty
      @Joao-vq1ty 4 года назад +7

      "I want to die"
      "You've come to the right place."

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt 4 года назад +15

      Has it occurred to anyone, that RUclips is probably littered with comments by people who have passed away at some point?
      It's the closest thing to immortality as long as the servers never crash or keep good backups. lol

  • @studtistics2448
    @studtistics2448 Год назад +400

    That one person that gave a 1 for the person impersonating a doctor but a 7 for someone sunbathing nude.

    • @OneOverPi
      @OneOverPi Год назад +35

      I just can't stop laughing.

    • @muhammedyuksekkaya1898
      @muhammedyuksekkaya1898 Год назад +34

      I was just about to comment the same thing. Chill out lady lol

    • @hiranpeiris877
      @hiranpeiris877 7 месяцев назад

      nnk

    • @hiranpeiris877
      @hiranpeiris877 7 месяцев назад

      hgh

    • @mh6276
      @mh6276 7 месяцев назад +23

      I would give a zero for the person sunbathing nude.

  • @yaycookieyay
    @yaycookieyay 5 лет назад +391

    (26:38) "Am I really so important that [the universe] should never not have me again?"
    Yes Michael we need you please

    • @MrJgreenwell2000
      @MrJgreenwell2000 5 лет назад +9

      literally said this out loud to my computer screen at that moment

    • @marcywantsto7553
      @marcywantsto7553 5 лет назад +4

      let the man rest

    • @_ruted
      @_ruted 5 лет назад +10

      VSAUCE MICHAEL'S UPLOADED BRAIN HERE

    • @commie281
      @commie281 5 лет назад

      @@_ruted lmao VSAUCE WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!!! oh and btw I met him and it's so weird that I shook a person's hand that wants to die once and for all.

    • @goldngamer1365
      @goldngamer1365 2 года назад

      Micheal is actually a god-like being he's just saying that to throw us off

  • @abelharbison239
    @abelharbison239 4 года назад +2403

    Imagine their Wikipedia pages (1945-2019; 2050-present)

  • @philipcarl8088
    @philipcarl8088 5 лет назад +5737

    Vsauce: Makes all of his episodes free
    People who paid for it: Should I die?

    • @zwz.zdenek
      @zwz.zdenek 5 лет назад +811

      Those who paid for it had the honor to support Michael's work. It's not a reason for sadness as you imply.

    • @TheNamesFarquaad
      @TheNamesFarquaad 5 лет назад +90

      @@zwz.zdenek ok boomer

    • @hitmanqo
      @hitmanqo 5 лет назад +563

      @@TheNamesFarquaad how original and witty

    • @TheNamesFarquaad
      @TheNamesFarquaad 5 лет назад +59

      @@hitmanqo k boomer

    • @spec___
      @spec___ 5 лет назад +456

      @@TheNamesFarquaad hey guys i said the funny words can you laugh now

  • @sexcannonmusic284
    @sexcannonmusic284 2 года назад +59

    Man , this episode was really powerful , thank YOU Michael for bringing this to our attention.

  • @Meeminator
    @Meeminator 5 лет назад +1987

    Michael: I’m willing to accept dying
    Mortician: *So you have chosen death*

    • @americap5749
      @americap5749 4 года назад +6

      Meeminator *unsheaths katana

    • @theplayzpaidoff
      @theplayzpaidoff 4 года назад +10

      @@americap5749 *Pulls down pants*
      *Exclaims* LET ME FEEL YOUR COLD HARD STEEL!

    • @Liam-zg2ip
      @Liam-zg2ip 4 года назад +4

      @@theplayzpaidoff chill mate

    • @John-p9m2c
      @John-p9m2c 4 года назад

      Meeminator lmao

    • @DasOmen02
      @DasOmen02 4 года назад

      Memminator that is the most perfect use of that meme XD

  • @brightenyourday9196
    @brightenyourday9196 3 года назад +3376

    It’s always “Hey Vsauce” never “How’s Vsauce”

    • @deaddoodlepool963
      @deaddoodlepool963 3 года назад +9

      😂

    • @stephenwolfgangstout
      @stephenwolfgangstout 3 года назад +14

      I can't like your comment, gotta keep it at 420
      smoke the mary janes to cope with mental pains

    • @no_eggroll_4u
      @no_eggroll_4u 3 года назад +2

      @@stephenwolfgangstout same

    • @-Abduuu
      @-Abduuu 3 года назад +10

      We are VSAUCE HE IS MICHAEL.

    • @ebenen36
      @ebenen36 3 года назад +6

      Sad VSauce noises

  • @kirbyquartz5609
    @kirbyquartz5609 4 года назад +6128

    I’m just imagining Michael’s burial.
    Michael: I am going to die
    *Michael dies*
    *Michael is buried*
    *Michael sprouts of the ground*
    Or *am* I?

    • @taxevader2376
      @taxevader2376 4 года назад +213

      I love the idea of his last words just being, “I’m gonna die”. It’s so casual lol

    • @joshMorgan111
      @joshMorgan111 4 года назад +139

      What is death? And how much does death weigh?

    • @pouria1254
      @pouria1254 4 года назад +96

      the death angel: c'mon Micheal let's go I don't have all day.
      Micheal: so am I going to die?
      the death angel: yes
      Micheal: but the real question is "What is death" [mind field theme music]
      the death angel: How the hell do you even play music? Ahhh never mind Micheal I'm gonna get u to the other side.
      Micheal: How many things are in the other side? What is even this question "what is"? what is question at all? How many holes do you have?
      the death angel: PTSD

    • @Abznth
      @Abznth 4 года назад +6

      @@joshMorgan111 death weighs 1 last pound

    • @nssrinidhi5753
      @nssrinidhi5753 4 года назад +18

      No last one have to be
      "as always thanks for watching "

  • @willzombieking8100
    @willzombieking8100 Год назад +32

    I'm 18 and I've been thinking about death since at least 12. Seeing this is a nice comfort, ideas of how I can accept death rather than keep fearing it.

    • @estrella-v1994
      @estrella-v1994 4 месяца назад +4

      Yes. I'm almost 18 and have also been thinking about it for a long time.
      Death is inevitable and cannot be changed, however, our stance on death can.
      I have both accepted death and feared it in the past. I find death acceptance isn't a permanent thought. For me, it'll eventually turn into fear again. But I gain peace in knowing that there's nothing wrong with that. The moments of clarity I have regarding death inform my other emotions and thoughts. So even if I can only accept death in some moments while I fear it some others, I gain wisdom and a growing sense of contentment.

    • @YuriCoutinho-f3q
      @YuriCoutinho-f3q 15 дней назад

      @@estrella-v1994sounds really wise! thanks for that

  • @TheMeGuy1
    @TheMeGuy1 3 года назад +5712

    "I want a place in the world where people can go and say 'Hey, Vsauce, Michael's there.'"

    • @ayuubismail3239
      @ayuubismail3239 3 года назад +117

      Goddamnit that’s beautiful man

    • @ryanallers9805
      @ryanallers9805 3 года назад +38

      Its called RUclips, and your here too...

    • @alicem1961
      @alicem1961 3 года назад +15

      My friends and me greet each other like that

    • @reaperx7026
      @reaperx7026 3 года назад +4

      @@ayuubismail3239 truly

    • @michaeldavis6993
      @michaeldavis6993 3 года назад +11

      24:54 it feels great to hear a guy call this bs, because I hear alot of people say that, and I agree with him.

  • @anduro7448
    @anduro7448 4 года назад +1232

    28:22
    "I decided i want to die"
    "you have come to the right place"
    Nothing schetchy going on here just a normal conversation between 2 people

    • @xy5449
      @xy5449 4 года назад +38

      "ah, I'm glad you decided to die"

    • @theblan1k0ne
      @theblan1k0ne 4 года назад +23

      This kinda sounds like something out of a cult without context.

    • @baltesiuovidiu7279
      @baltesiuovidiu7279 4 года назад

      I decided not to

    • @gabor6259
      @gabor6259 4 года назад +1

      *sketchy

    • @psuedonym9999
      @psuedonym9999 4 года назад +1

      You have 666 likes.

  • @Zombie81212
    @Zombie81212 4 года назад +403

    "I have decided that I want to die" is such a quote

  • @finfen9730
    @finfen9730 2 года назад +196

    Michael should look at organic burial pod options. I think it's an amazing idea to become the source of life for a tree. Also it's a really cool landmark for family to visit.

    • @JatPhenshllem
      @JatPhenshllem 2 года назад +30

      Sounds wonderful, the roots tangling themselves around my bones, breaking me down faster, turning me to dust, to be forgotten easier than before. Honestly, that sounds nice

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 Год назад +15

      Honestly my decaying body feeding a tree would be more of a use than I am right now.

    • @a.q.2330
      @a.q.2330 Год назад

      Hopefully this will be considered weird by the general population within this century

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 Год назад

      @a.q.2330 What's weird about it? Literally every dead organism feeds another in some way. Why do you think corpses turn into bones? Decomposers like Fungi and Bacteria break down the soft parts of the body to sustain themselves. It's just natural.

    • @danacoleman4007
      @danacoleman4007 4 месяца назад

      😂

  • @hugo2242
    @hugo2242 5 лет назад +2740

    Mind field season 4: ” today i will commit suicide to see if there is life after death ”

    • @himanshusehra7484
      @himanshusehra7484 5 лет назад +14

      😂what

    • @baller10345
      @baller10345 5 лет назад +64

      A guy actually did this, vsauce covered it. I forgot the video name

    • @micaela7159
      @micaela7159 5 лет назад +3

      mumble do you have the link??

    • @baller10345
      @baller10345 5 лет назад +2

      @@micaela7159 ill try to find it

    • @himanshusehra7484
      @himanshusehra7484 5 лет назад +4

      @@Je11yf1shyy I think he is lying 😑

  • @failed_K
    @failed_K 3 года назад +5282

    In an alternative Universe, everyone is immortal, and Death is the greatest honor to have

    • @milan3066
      @milan3066 3 года назад +489

      This sounds hell. I swear.

    • @DibIrken
      @DibIrken 3 года назад +403

      Imagine being with the same people you hate, the same people you just put up with, and the same people you love for all eternity. As time passes, will the people you love become people you just put up with or worse, the people you eventually hate?

    • @agentofchaos2901
      @agentofchaos2901 3 года назад +184

      @@DibIrken that sounds horrible. Or maybe not. Imagine not having kids. Sounds good. Only one generation of adults. But that means adults need higher capacity thinking also I can learn everything I want to and waste my time however I want. That's interesting. I don't know how I feel about this.

    • @Fissey_Gaming
      @Fissey_Gaming 3 года назад +13

      @@agentofchaos2901 same

    • @agentofchaos2901
      @agentofchaos2901 3 года назад +28

      @@Fissey_Gaming we are just a bunch of people full of unsureness

  • @nobody_really
    @nobody_really 5 лет назад +2642

    "I've decided I want to die"
    "I'm glad you choose to die"

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 5 лет назад +94

      Thanks for dying with us.

    • @pencilpoet4167
      @pencilpoet4167 5 лет назад +18

      28:22 you ok there bud?

    • @itsmitko7
      @itsmitko7 5 лет назад +3

      666 likes help

    • @ThunderTurtle7
      @ThunderTurtle7 5 лет назад +8

      “You’ve come to the right place”

    • @TheGremlinsParadise
      @TheGremlinsParadise 5 лет назад

      @@ThunderTurtle7 I was litterly wanted to type that xD Damn gg

  • @tylerlicko5352
    @tylerlicko5352 11 месяцев назад +47

    I've been dealing with death a lot as a 22 year old. Nobody has died around me but just the realization that I'm going to be in a moment like this one looking through my eyes and thinking internally and it's gonna be the moment when I take my last breath and everything will fade away I assume. I don't know how to even think about what it will look like after that. After it all goes black or after I fall asleep or whatever it feels like in that moment. It's terrifying. That moment haunts me and it's never even happened yet. Everything I've ever known and experienced will just not be anymore. No more internal dialogue, no more dreams, no more love or anger, or pain or happiness. My atoms will fall apart and turn into nothing again. How am I supposed to even deal with that? It's an endless cycle that I can't come to terms with. I also disagree with that lady when she said that death brings life meaning. I'm haunted by that moment, yes, but it's not why I'm thinking right now. It's not why I'm getting up and feeding myself right now. It's not why I'm wanting to feel sunlight right now. It's the utter absence of all of those things. how am I not supposed to be upset that I won't get to experience those things anymore?

    • @fredegundestratton4891
      @fredegundestratton4891 10 месяцев назад +3

      Exactly. The thing that has helped me the most to cope with these same thoughts is the sentiment she kinda touched on with "Living as long as i can till technology saves me" because i doubt ill live long enough to see technology reach that point even if im cryo frozen. What i take from that statement tho is something that ive already told myself many times and its the thought that even tho that moment will come, im going to keep going out of spite. To say fuck you, ill last as long as i want to and im going to keep running every time the reaper is close because i know eventually itll catch me. But that doesn't mean i have to let it win till it has to. While this thinking doesn't help everyone it has certainly helped me. Especially with making decisions in my life and teaching me what i really want from this existence. Each moment im not true to what i really want from this life is a moment wasted. And i wont let the reaper win by lettin me waste more time stressing about its inevitable arrival.

    • @VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes
      @VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes 9 месяцев назад

      “After Life NDE”
      On RUclips.
      It’s a very Christian biased channel. They only pick Christian’s to talk to on Zoom, but it’s very interesting hearing the thousands of reports of people describing their experiences with near death experiences. You’ll be okay ❤

    • @aka_hyperion
      @aka_hyperion 4 месяца назад +1

      Keep fighting and learning! I have found my solace and hope you find yours.

    • @juliusnepos6013
      @juliusnepos6013 2 месяца назад

      This is the very thought I am going through right now despite being 23 today. It feels awful

    • @juliusnepos6013
      @juliusnepos6013 2 месяца назад

      We are on this

  • @miguelisaurusbruh1158
    @miguelisaurusbruh1158 3 года назад +9301

    Michael: "I want to die"
    Mortician: "I'm so glad you've made that decision"
    *shoots him*

    • @andrewhamel1
      @andrewhamel1 3 года назад +91

      Shit I just wrote this comment didn't scroll far enough to see that many people already said it

    • @alfonseemanuelle3470
      @alfonseemanuelle3470 3 года назад +72

      now that is fucking comedy

    • @bibbilyton329
      @bibbilyton329 3 года назад +130

      Michael: “or did you”

    • @Namse21
      @Namse21 3 года назад +17

      I just imagined the mortician lady continue the expression on her face, pull a gun out from under the table, shoot him and then stare into the camera maintaining her smiling expression...

    • @tajkoreddeninthearctic194
      @tajkoreddeninthearctic194 2 года назад +27

      @@bibbilyton329 now I’m imagining a fight scene with an ultra powerful Michael with the intro piano music

  • @chickennuggetpaw
    @chickennuggetpaw 2 года назад +5196

    I have to say, I am far more terrified of the people I love dying than of my own death.

    • @anything.everything...
      @anything.everything... 2 года назад +75

      More repeatable trauma :(

    • @themizfaar2160
      @themizfaar2160 2 года назад +17

      Same

    • @felypinho020
      @felypinho020 2 года назад +106

      I'm only terrified of dying early, I'll gladly die when I'm at least 60 years old

    • @Bobs_Burgers
      @Bobs_Burgers 2 года назад +76

      yep i feel that , death is meh! but still living without everyone i love is terrifying

    • @vikzn1607
      @vikzn1607 2 года назад +3

      Cap

  • @thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters
    @thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters 4 года назад +1715

    Michael: "I could die at any time"
    Lady: *smiles* "you sure could!"
    Micheal: "I've decided I want to die"
    Lady: "oh I'm so glad you made that decision"
    I think she wants him to die

    • @degener8389
      @degener8389 4 года назад +34

      She gets a 10 from me

    • @acidificatorxx
      @acidificatorxx 4 года назад +29

      "I'm glad you've decided to die"

    • @lancecoleman7440
      @lancecoleman7440 4 года назад +4

      @@acidificatorxx it seems only, deep ending

    • @pinata111colada
      @pinata111colada 4 года назад +40

      well, i mean, its her brand

    • @j-dog7767
      @j-dog7767 4 года назад +5

      aaronmajjor gotta push the brand

  • @swazy58
    @swazy58 3 месяца назад +2

    This is by far my favorite video from Michael, it changed my perception of everything. I watched this with my cousin when we were in high school. We are both in college now.

  • @beep_69
    @beep_69 5 лет назад +1043

    2050, Michael: hey vsauce today i died
    or did i.

    • @veritasdeutsch6608
      @veritasdeutsch6608 5 лет назад +22

      "Music starts"

    • @sabelongubo4571
      @sabelongubo4571 5 лет назад +2

      Thats macabre

    • @Zenoc_gamer
      @Zenoc_gamer 5 лет назад +5

      Sadly he choose to be eaten by worms and become a tree, so we wont get a vsauce in the future

    • @BeeBN
      @BeeBN 5 лет назад +1

      micheals only 33, so in 30 years he'll be 63, far from dead lol

    • @beep_69
      @beep_69 5 лет назад +3

      @@BeeBN or will he

  • @kolinasaelt6289
    @kolinasaelt6289 6 лет назад +684

    "I have decided I want to die"
    "I'm so glad and you've come to the right place"
    ....RUN!!!

    • @alittleofeverything4190
      @alittleofeverything4190 5 лет назад +11

      Right, each person should come to their own conclusion and should be supported. What if Michael said Neuro, would she have been disappointed?

    • @alittleofeverything4190
      @alittleofeverything4190 5 лет назад +6

      @@ileikts I know the comment was made in humor, but the lady did have a clear bias towards coming to that conclusion from her earlier segment. Good times! Michael rocks!

  • @lukejac0562
    @lukejac0562 5 лет назад +898

    10 years in prison for a woman whose sunbathing naked are you mad!?

    • @mw2withcamyay405
      @mw2withcamyay405 5 лет назад +3

      @@Baigle1 d

    • @hampusnyhlen2961
      @hampusnyhlen2961 5 лет назад +30

      That isnt what it Said. It was something like 500 dollar fine plus 6 months communityn service

    • @nelzelpher2088
      @nelzelpher2088 5 лет назад +22

      Why do you have a male pornstar as you profile pic?

    • @ForeignNeptune
      @ForeignNeptune 5 лет назад +30

      @@nelzelpher2088 Don't fucking judge him he's trying his best

    • @brennenjohnson6616
      @brennenjohnson6616 5 лет назад

      LukeJac05 at the naked woman yes they are hahaha

  • @TerrenceIII
    @TerrenceIII 2 года назад +7

    This changed my life man.
    You're the great philosopher of our time.

  • @enkidraicor7983
    @enkidraicor7983 4 года назад +886

    Scenario: A boy trips another boy deliberately in the playground. The victim suffers a minor bruise. 1 is 3 months probation, 7 is 10 years in prison.
    Old Lady: 10

    • @jackcroftheripper
      @jackcroftheripper 4 года назад +49

      *you forfeit you life privileges*

    • @coachablespoon9838
      @coachablespoon9838 4 года назад +3

      @@jackcroftheripper XD

    • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
      @EnjoyCocaColaLight 4 года назад +2

      wat

    • @Zethan
      @Zethan 4 года назад +8

      what the fuck are you even saying? that made no sense at all

    • @saifuusuri
      @saifuusuri 4 года назад +28

      Person: *Does something slightly rude*
      Old lady: "Your free trial of life has ended."

  • @cavestoryking8761
    @cavestoryking8761 6 лет назад +926

    Bruh you are literally the only reason I keep RUclips Red you gotta keep doing mind field

    • @mattball420
      @mattball420 6 лет назад +11

      Get rid of red and get premium, get 3 months free :p

    • @souIburger
      @souIburger 5 лет назад +7

      Thomas Bigalow actually, it’s only 1 month free of premium. It’s still pretty good though

    • @as7river
      @as7river 5 лет назад +9

      @@mattball420 I pay for YT Premium and GP Music altogether for 150 MXN, about $7.50 USD monthly, and that's the family plan so I have 5 relatives and friends on it too. A bargain if you ask me.

    • @AlexPlayerDigital
      @AlexPlayerDigital 5 лет назад +4

      ONLY reason I eep premium, is this series, and being able to play youtube with the screen off.

    • @geraldbeceker2948
      @geraldbeceker2948 5 лет назад +1

      Subscribe to PewDiePie! Same

  • @TheEpicNub
    @TheEpicNub 4 года назад +215

    A woman was sunbathing nude? *10 YEARS IN PRISON*
    *The same woman gave 3 months to a girl who killed a talented pianist lol.. what?

    • @PeterGregoryKelly
      @PeterGregoryKelly 4 года назад +12

      Someone apparently with hangups.

    • @coledanzer3616
      @coledanzer3616 4 года назад +20

      damn, people are a lot crazier than I originally thought holy shit.

    •  4 года назад +7

      Seriously, I thought this was a joke until I got to that part in the episode. Did they mismatch questions and answers??? I am seriously befuddled by pretty much all of the answers.

    • @consolepeasant7164
      @consolepeasant7164 4 года назад +5

      @ no, people are just completely fucking insane. Civil war is coming.

    • @thorrex
      @thorrex 4 года назад +3

      Thankfully they aren't on the judicial bench.

  • @nth256
    @nth256 2 года назад +53

    Love to see Caitlin Doughty, I love her perspective on life and death.

  • @jeffj9099
    @jeffj9099 6 лет назад +1613

    *looks at title*
    I mean I dunno man up to you

  • @Mc12136
    @Mc12136 4 года назад +1725

    Michael: * Signs a paper *
    Woman: So you have chosen death...

    • @dafyddil
      @dafyddil 4 года назад +9

      Unexpected LOTR

    • @Alexander-oh8ry
      @Alexander-oh8ry 4 года назад +13

      Nah that were no divorce papers hes fine

    • @meme_market5949
      @meme_market5949 4 года назад +1

      Ye

    • @Gameboygenius
      @Gameboygenius 3 года назад +1

      "No, death chose me."

    • @Moonlight-x5z
      @Moonlight-x5z 3 года назад +2

      Woman: You have made the right decision. So meet my daughter Wensday

  • @akkemaster
    @akkemaster 5 лет назад +242

    "I'm glad you decided to die"
    ~Greatest words in human history

  • @minecrafter3448
    @minecrafter3448 2 года назад +86

    I would prefer a button that added 100 years to my life. After that 100 years, I’d decide whether I’d press it again

    • @irequisite
      @irequisite 8 месяцев назад +9

      A bit late on this video, and this comment. When I think about death I relate it to my (at the time) life long best friend that passed abruptly when we were 18.
      I remember how absolutely gutted I was, how unfair it felt etc etc. Now many years later, I can't help but think about how full those 18 years were. When I compare it to my own life, even with all these extra years I've lived passed him my life still feels less full than he had with much less time.
      It's hard to always keep perspective on this, but living hundreds of years of working a job that doesn't fulfill you will never be as meaningful as living 18 full of love and adventures, and I think without death lurking around the corner for us all, we'd never care enough to give that love or spend the time needed to make life worth it.
      I hope you find your transcendent purpose so you don't feel the need to ever press that button.

    • @theeyeofomnipotent
      @theeyeofomnipotent 8 месяцев назад +2

      Hmm, Though i want both, to be fulfilled and live long and more,
      The unfulfilling life is the result of a system that demands efficiency and exploitation over sentient decency. An emphatiless system..., so if one wants to work, try to work on a more human centric company or people hehehe
      This reality has a lot more to offer,
      I don't think about death nor does it motivate me to do meaningful stuff. Those things are meaningful by themself. We are the ones that gives meaning to the meaningless.
      I want to experience an era where we can save the sun, and put a tracker on consciousness... an era of rejuvinators, so we can even save even those who have died, and of ressurectors
      The mark of a non-ideal civilization is deaths and suffering, so the mark of an advanced civilization would be the reverse of that,
      Even if we can't act. We are the witnessers, and I wanna witness more
      Let's see if a pure consciousness can insert itself into this universe, a unientity.
      I hope you all have a fulfilling life and more

    • @andeverytimewekiss
      @andeverytimewekiss 7 месяцев назад +3

      i know comparing this topic to works of fiction might be a little insensitive, but all i can think of is a part of the sandman comics. a man named hob declares that he won’t die because he’s just decided that he won’t. Dream overhears this and gets Death to allow him to keep living. every 100 years Dream meets back up with Hob to see how he is and if he still wants to keep living. No matter how miserable or unfulfilling a life hob lives between those meetings, he always says that he wants to keep on living. it’s the first time in any media where a character has been faced with eternity and decided to keep living. it’s hard to think about whether or not i’d be the same.

    • @minecrafter3448
      @minecrafter3448 7 месяцев назад

      @@andeverytimewekiss suicide would not be a thing if people weren’t strong enough to push the button

    • @andeverytimewekiss
      @andeverytimewekiss 7 месяцев назад

      @@minecrafter3448 i see what you’re saying but i don’t think it’s healthy to consider that “strength.” i think that conveys the wrong sort of message

  • @magicmango2787
    @magicmango2787 2 года назад +2882

    An interesting angle to approach this from would have been that, if this technology ever materialises, it would create a disparity of wealth like nothing ever seen before. I’m picturing an almost dystopian society where the rich live forever and the poor are left scrambling at the bottom only dreaming of what they could do with such power.

    • @amberquartz9468
      @amberquartz9468 2 года назад +197

      There’s actually a movie like that called “in time”

    • @kari548
      @kari548 2 года назад +4

      Hell with genetic engineering they could literally create a new "race" and then the fight will be over superiority. Near perfect immoral beings who enslave the system to the point of resource ruin, sounds like some dystopian warframe shit.

    • @vincecrisostomo8107
      @vincecrisostomo8107 2 года назад +176

      "For one to become immortal, many must die"

    • @sporovid5856
      @sporovid5856 2 года назад +224

      I’ve always thought that immortality won’t get rid of death, it’ll just add classism to it. In a way, this had already happened. I could go bankrupt if I break my arm.

    • @jackpowell8155
      @jackpowell8155 2 года назад +21

      Elisium is like that too

  • @willblack7353
    @willblack7353 5 лет назад +653

    "I have decided I want to die"
    Psychiatrists: *We don't do that here*

    • @skimpskomp
      @skimpskomp 5 лет назад +21

      i thought your profile picture was the wii logo

    • @loog8621
      @loog8621 5 лет назад +4

      SmugHatKid same

    • @tisvision
      @tisvision 5 лет назад +8

      Death: I am so glad you made that decision

    • @skyisherelol3492
      @skyisherelol3492 5 лет назад +1

      Grim reaper:*D:*

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 5 лет назад

      @@skyisherelol3492 *D:*

  • @Arukkao
    @Arukkao 5 лет назад +526

    Cait is so stereotypically dressed for someone associated with death I can't help but to chuckle

    • @srglzrmj
      @srglzrmj 5 лет назад +17

      I guess the image she gives is just that is part of her job

    • @AllanElMelon1043
      @AllanElMelon1043 5 лет назад +5

      What if, now bare with me here but what if she is the physical embodiment of Death. That's why she is dressed like that. Like on the Marvel comics but modern

    • @FairyRat
      @FairyRat 5 лет назад +5

      @@AllanElMelon1043 she is a priestess of death alright.

    • @ethanhooper8606
      @ethanhooper8606 5 лет назад +2

      @Arukki
      Your Profile picture makes this so much better

    • @evan5474
      @evan5474 5 лет назад +1

      Some could say that about yourself.

  • @EmmyOnline_
    @EmmyOnline_ Год назад +21

    Seeing Caitlyn get so excited to hear that Michael is willing to make choices about his death is so cool. Especially because it is exactly what she advocates for. I love her so much, she has helped me become more comfortable with death even if it still is horribly terrifying. I hope i get to meet her one day.

  • @Emilis2023
    @Emilis2023 4 года назад +505

    Michael: "I've decided that I do want to eventually die"
    Death Positivity Lady: "Well you've come to the right place"
    RUN MICHAEL, RUN!

    • @CookieTheSmolFox
      @CookieTheSmolFox 4 года назад +11

      Literally FOR YOUR LIFE!

    • @Abznth
      @Abznth 4 года назад +5

      Oh no I'm dead
      or am i

    • @laxmanrao8283
      @laxmanrao8283 4 года назад +3

      Or should I

    • @377GhrHello
      @377GhrHello 8 месяцев назад

      What is wrong with leaving this crooked world, to rejoin the others who have already taken the journey. Why run, when the best is what your running from?

    • @Emilis2023
      @Emilis2023 8 месяцев назад

      @@377GhrHello Well you see, the joke above indicates that Michael does not yet wish to die, but implies that perhaps the woman who he's speaking with may be planning to murder him against his wishes. Therefore, he should remove himself from the potential danger to his wishes. If you would like to convince Michael that he should want to embrace death now, I'm afraid you'll have to contact him directly as I don't know him or his actual feelings on the subject.

  • @Joey_ott
    @Joey_ott 6 лет назад +3064

    Some of then said 10 years in prison for graffiti wtf

    • @bradtaasevigen9777
      @bradtaasevigen9777 6 лет назад +361

      on a national monument. still dont think 10 years is appropriate probably could do eith just 1 year and an ass beating.

    • @nomore9004
      @nomore9004 6 лет назад +77

      Get Jordan Peterson on this show.

    • @ing8404
      @ing8404 6 лет назад +162

      Patriotism is a belief of following land and government.
      When beliefs are challenged, people are naturally offended.
      Vandalism to them is blasphemous action.

    • @eyewarsx
      @eyewarsx 6 лет назад +41

      Graffiti on 1000 peoples eye balls. You said "LITERALLY ANYTHING" :P

    • @eyewarsx
      @eyewarsx 6 лет назад +22

      "LITERALLY ANYTHING"

  • @KatM26
    @KatM26 5 лет назад +2537

    "hey, vsauce... michael died today"
    michael jumping out of casket: *or did i?*
    **intense vsauce music**

    • @Yobyman
      @Yobyman 5 лет назад +59

      "Hey, vsauce, Michael is no longer here..."
      "or is he?"

    • @pinkdude9017
      @pinkdude9017 5 лет назад +22

      Then he says:
      "I didn't really die"

    • @iboopyournose8194
      @iboopyournose8194 5 лет назад +8

      @@pinkdude9017 what if he is now dead and someone else uploads his older videos?? Or he made those videos free because he knew he would die and would no longer get money from these

    • @pinkdude9017
      @pinkdude9017 5 лет назад +7

      His mind was affected by the constant MRI scanning. He mentioned that he took a lot of them during mindfield 2

    • @lazyken6468
      @lazyken6468 5 лет назад +5

      *High pitched black and white character screaming*

  • @Lukusprime
    @Lukusprime Год назад +16

    I’ve got to be honest, the theory is honestly completely opposite of what my personal experience has been. I used to be very judgmental and harsh on a certain group of people who I have extremely different opinions with, and I used to want all sorts of bad things to happen to them. Not death or torture, but being ostracized, treated differently, instilled with fear and terror, etc. Once I had my own months-long death scare (extremely health anxiety and frequent panic attacks, nothing’s actually wrong with me thankfully) I began to have a change in attitude, wishing to treat them equally and not wanting anything bad to happen to anyone. Because as Megatron said when he disbanded the Decepticons, “I now know the true meaning of oppression, and have thus lost my taste for inflicting it”.

  • @florianh5067
    @florianh5067 5 лет назад +420

    28:28
    "You've come to the right place"
    *she stabs him*

    • @UrSturdyWing
      @UrSturdyWing 5 лет назад +3

      why is this not top comment?

    • @Officer.K.
      @Officer.K. 5 лет назад +4

      What you egg?
      (He stabs him)

    • @akito7025
      @akito7025 5 лет назад

      Ali
      😂😂 what a sorry sight -macbeth

    • @pixyl4415
      @pixyl4415 5 лет назад

      Thank you, Donald Dick, very cool.

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 5 лет назад +675

    Finally, now I can die without having to buy RUclips Premium.

    • @Nekomimimiku
      @Nekomimimiku 5 лет назад +7

      owo

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 лет назад +5

      Potato Chip ÒwÓ

    • @Nekomimimiku
      @Nekomimimiku 5 лет назад +5

      @@vbgvbg1133 ^w^

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster 5 лет назад +2

      Paying for death is the ultimate fail. Well, I guess that means I now have a valid excuse to be a coward.

    • @rayjim9371
      @rayjim9371 5 лет назад

      666 likes bro lmao
      DEATH

  • @roger9678
    @roger9678 5 лет назад +896

    The lady looks like if death were a person and the dude looks like if business was a person

    • @KaminariHouse
      @KaminariHouse 5 лет назад +67

      Well, then Death is hot, and Business looks pretty cool.

    • @blazeddddddd
      @blazeddddddd 5 лет назад +117

      goth gf and rich cheating dad

    • @Талсе
      @Талсе 5 лет назад +4

      Very nice representation

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental 5 лет назад +4

      Death is portrayed as a cool dude and honestly every actor from "the men who built america" look better for the latter role

    • @jackofalltrades8412
      @jackofalltrades8412 5 лет назад +2

      R/rareinsults

  • @orinblank2056
    @orinblank2056 2 года назад +22

    It would be really interesting to see a large-scale study of Terror Management Theory that looks at a lot of different angles. One of the things that I'm most curious about is how TMT applies to cultures that have differing perspectives on death. I would imagine that how someone feels about what happens to them after death would have a fairly dramatic effect on how the presence of death influences their perceptions

  • @emmett77
    @emmett77 3 года назад +1431

    can we talk about the grey haired lady in the control group that put 1 (ONE) for the FAKE DOCTOR THAT OPERATED ON SOMEONE. but put 7 (SEVEN) for a lady in nude😂😭 that made me laugh so much

    • @theelilac113
      @theelilac113 3 года назад +2

      LOL

    • @trangium
      @trangium 3 года назад +49

      What counts as a 1 through 7 varies between questions

    • @pauljohnson460
      @pauljohnson460 3 года назад +5

      yah, looks like people closer to their own death makes **** decisions x)

    • @rich.wishes
      @rich.wishes 3 года назад +90

      her and that other lady who went with 1 on the first slide have definitely committed crimes. Their judgements are so outlandishly stupid

    • @ModernGentleman
      @ModernGentleman 3 года назад +4

      Jealousy

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 4 года назад +2064

    Me: _does anything mildly embarrassing_
    Also me: *should I die?*

  • @khayyamaurelius912
    @khayyamaurelius912 4 года назад +1286

    Is it weird that even though I don't want to die, the immortality thing scared me more?

    • @N0URii
      @N0URii 4 года назад +86

      it feels weird at first but i think slowly people would accept it if that really happens

    • @ldz771
      @ldz771 4 года назад +157

      It is the fear of the unknown.
      Frankly, I think cryoperserving will become a common thing in the future

    • @tamd5670
      @tamd5670 4 года назад +31

      @@ldz771 same but I don’t agree with it

    • @Max.pina1511
      @Max.pina1511 4 года назад +106

      The thing that scares me is that is the person that comes back to life really you? I mean is it you? Or does the person that came back just has your memories and personalities? The worst thing this dilemma is that no one will ever know and they will just have to assume that they are you.

    • @khayyamaurelius912
      @khayyamaurelius912 4 года назад +45

      ​@@Max.pina1511 That's what bugged me as well. Maybe when "you" die, you die for good, and the person that is revived in the future is your clone in a way.

  • @Alyssa_editzz1
    @Alyssa_editzz1 2 года назад +42

    The title makes it seem like Michael is having a suicidal breakdown 💀

    • @mh6276
      @mh6276 7 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 It does!🤣

  • @WuddlesWasTaken
    @WuddlesWasTaken 5 лет назад +250

    If he became a neuro, the, "Do you want my head delivered to you in a box?" meme will become very real

    • @hasanabir115
      @hasanabir115 5 лет назад +8

      I laughed way too hard on this

    • @SpartanK4102
      @SpartanK4102 5 лет назад +1

      A pilot could just regenerate

  • @stubbztheman3052
    @stubbztheman3052 6 лет назад +370

    Michael: “I could die at any time”
    Mortician: *maniacal smile* “You sure could”

  • @mezmezzy1870
    @mezmezzy1870 5 лет назад +510

    "Ha, well I'm glad that you've decided to die"
    Why do I hear boss music?

  • @thejusmani6473
    @thejusmani6473 2 года назад +12

    Even if you cryo-preserve yourself and wake up in like 80 years or so, the horrifying truth is that you will be entering a whole another world where you will have close to zero role, your friends won't be there and neither will your family. It will be truly lonely, atleast from what I make of it. I believe that I'm in this world for a specific timeframe that is, say a hundred years, after that I am nothing but but an outsider in a new world.

  • @gabrieldenouden7301
    @gabrieldenouden7301 6 лет назад +1098

    Michael: I want to die
    Mortician: You've come to the right place
    COCKS GUN

    • @TylerMatthewHarris
      @TylerMatthewHarris 6 лет назад +2

      I lol'd

    • @nomore9004
      @nomore9004 6 лет назад +9

      Get Jordan Peterson on this show.

    • @d3line
      @d3line 6 лет назад +3

      That’s basically what she’s doing. Only it’s the cure for the deadliest decease, and she’s ripping it out of your mind.

    • @meadowmusicwolf
      @meadowmusicwolf 6 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 6 лет назад +1

      that's very accurate when you die, it happens in the now, it's suicidal and anyone who says that needs help.

  • @presidentwilliamhowardtaft5932
    @presidentwilliamhowardtaft5932 3 года назад +897

    “When I die just throw me in the trash”
    -Danny Devito

    • @dclikemtndew
      @dclikemtndew 3 года назад +18

      Frank Reynolds*

    • @allftw2677
      @allftw2677 3 года назад +3

      @ ͨ̂ͫ͂҉̶̸̤̳̰̣͉̥͘͜ the Cynic
      The one with a capital C

    • @jerryp6001
      @jerryp6001 3 года назад +4

      @@dclikemtndew When you're dead you're dead

    • @veljkoangelovski5349
      @veljkoangelovski5349 3 года назад +2

      AND diogenies

    • @jackb.4613
      @jackb.4613 3 года назад +1

      @@dclikemtndew ll

  • @metemete9859
    @metemete9859 3 года назад +2006

    My mom when I accidentally slam the door during an argument : 30:09

  • @RedAstralFox
    @RedAstralFox Год назад +5

    My girl Caitlyn is so excited, I love her!! Excellent video!

  • @puplun1965
    @puplun1965 5 лет назад +523

    "I want to die with dignity"
    So I decided to make all mind field episode for free

  • @bryceflanigan4636
    @bryceflanigan4636 5 лет назад +850

    Broke: I don't want to die
    Woke: I want to die
    Ascended: I want to live, then die.

  • @sugibudder
    @sugibudder 4 года назад +712

    I was shopping online and saw a site selling coffins, i looked through a couple, but quickly stopped and realised that a coffin will be the LAST thing i need.

  • @tyronethethird2394
    @tyronethethird2394 Год назад +18

    seeing people say this gave them comfort just confuses me, only because I’m so terrified of the idea of death. Recently it’s come to my mind a lot, i often find myself having a laugh or a good time only to remember this sad fact. Is it bad that i want to stay? is it bad that i don’t want to go indefinitely? I wish this wasn’t a truth of life or something to accept as i feel i can’t accept it. i’ve heard different perspectives and have talked to many people who i feel are wise enough, but that doesn’t change the fact that one day i will dissipate from what i once was. i tried not crying multiple times this video over it as it’s just been such a tough topic for me. regardless i just hope everyone here finds the comfort i haven’t and i hope i can find as well (sorry i just had to vent somewhere).

    • @rynvail521
      @rynvail521 Год назад +10

      I think one thing people find comforting about the video is that this is something every person grapples with. You aren't alone in your anxieties. It can be scary, and that's okay.
      There a couple of things I would suggest that might help you, because they've helped me, but if they don't that's okay as well. Remember that even if someone else's ideas don't work for you, that doesn't mean they don't understand. You aren't alone.
      The first thing I would recommend, particularly for the moments where anxiety is particularly strong, is to ground yourself in the moment. Take a deep breath and feel that you are alive right now. You can see and feel the world around you. Your mind might keep straying to detrimental anxieties about death but try to just focus on the physicality of where you are right now. Maybe look into mindfulness techniques. This doesn't mean pushing your fear down or ignoring that death is an option, just regrounding yourself in reality when your mind starts to spiral.
      Second, reframing things might be useful. Death doesn't mean your existence never was. Your convinces is an emergent pattern born from the way the universe is currently ordered. You aren't the same person you were ten years ago, and you aren't the person who will be here ten years from now. Your atoms come from the universe and you are made up of the same matter as everything else. When you die, you will change. But that doesn't mean you stop existing. You will be part of this universe, your impact on places and people will shape what comes, and new things will take form. You've been stardust before and you'll be stardust again. And we'll be stardust together. Even if you won't quite be you, you won't be alone.

    • @alexandrafidnorova4357
      @alexandrafidnorova4357 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@rynvail521 thank you so much for this💘

    • @maydaymemer4660
      @maydaymemer4660 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@rynvail521yea but not existing is a big bummer

    • @jackofallthinks
      @jackofallthinks 7 месяцев назад +2

      If u really wanna learn to accept death try mushrooms

    • @mikaelarutyunov9578
      @mikaelarutyunov9578 7 месяцев назад

      @@jackofallthinks What do you mean?

  • @ShalnaRok
    @ShalnaRok 5 лет назад +253

    All I can imagine is Michel’s head being reanimated in However many years as his eyes open; “HEY V-SAUCE, Michel here”

    • @kianpfannenstiel
      @kianpfannenstiel 5 лет назад +26

      Wait a second... I said DON'T bring me back to life.
      Or did I?

    • @RoydGriffin
      @RoydGriffin 5 лет назад +5

      Who is Michel

    • @Nai_101
      @Nai_101 5 лет назад +1

      @@RoydGriffin vsauce's real name is michael

    • @tonimakkaroni182
      @tonimakkaroni182 5 лет назад

      @@Nai_101 Who is Michel?

    • @Nai_101
      @Nai_101 5 лет назад

      @@tonimakkaroni182 VSAUCES REAL NAME IS MICHAEL FOR FRICKS SAKE

  • @urfat2872
    @urfat2872 4 года назад +391

    "someday I will die"
    also vsauce
    "or will I?"
    *vsauce music plays*

  • @scurus11scurus
    @scurus11scurus 4 года назад +410

    “i’d like to die”
    “you’ve come to the right place”

    • @hebrews11vs5
      @hebrews11vs5 4 года назад +4

      Hahaha. What an odd moment.

    • @Ewafingmyth
      @Ewafingmyth 4 года назад +19

      Especially when she said she was glad he came to that decision

    • @sst189
      @sst189 4 года назад

      Stolen. Smh

    • @iliagluhchev2821
      @iliagluhchev2821 4 года назад +5

      Pulls out knife "Fire in the hole!"

    • @vyws
      @vyws 4 года назад +1

      daddy mikes suicide booth

  • @KiWiiU-wasTaken
    @KiWiiU-wasTaken 10 месяцев назад +7

    "I could die at any time"
    "You sure could :) "

  • @Verlisify
    @Verlisify 3 года назад +2627

    The results on the woman sunbathing nude buckled me. Karen dropped a 7 and the dudes were like "I want to put 0"

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 3 года назад +36

      yeah lol

    • @AlexxxGrrr
      @AlexxxGrrr 3 года назад +59

      noticed that one too right away, lol

    • @soaringdragonssleepingnights
      @soaringdragonssleepingnights 3 года назад +213

      the difference was v clear
      initially i was like “psh, i’d give that a 1” and then i realized if it was a guy, i would have found it super creepy and way more inappropriate and bumped it up
      internal biases baby :’)

    • @facadery6892
      @facadery6892 3 года назад +12

      Dang it's Verlisify

    • @mr.spunckle9312
      @mr.spunckle9312 3 года назад +90

      dude ur a furry, you shouldn't have an opinion.

  • @MrTaylork1
    @MrTaylork1 4 года назад +864

    Scenario: Someone sneezes, but doesn’t say excuse me. 1: a dirty look at the person. 7: 10 years prison.
    Old lady: 10

    • @jake1173
      @jake1173 4 года назад

      10

    • @ManasChachra
      @ManasChachra 4 года назад +32

      if that guy has corona, imma give him a 11

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt 4 года назад +3

      Everyone else who doesn't sneeze gets a Corona... beer. lol

    • @PeterGregoryKelly
      @PeterGregoryKelly 4 года назад +1

      In 1918 during the Spanish Flu pandemic there were literally in some countries punishable laws against sneezing in public.

    • @sparkyvacdr
      @sparkyvacdr 4 года назад +1

      @@jake1173 10 (for the name)

  • @anonyme2938
    @anonyme2938 11 месяцев назад +6

    Am I the only one who does want to die? Not right now but I can't imagine living forever. Even without the whole aging process I think 100-200 years is way more than enough. Even beyond 100 years of healthy happy life it's getting absurd. I'm a scientist and the biggest and saddest realization is to know I will die not knowing a billionth of what there is to know. But without a deadline there is no drive to move forward. and I'd prefer a short life of knowledge than an eternity of ignorance

  • @LeoNyeDis
    @LeoNyeDis 3 года назад +309

    The thing is... a person like myself, who constantly obsessive on death, and what not...I feel like Michael just helped me treat my anxiety, if even just a little.

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 2 года назад +3

      Why are you obbsesed with death?

    • @azril8941
      @azril8941 2 года назад +3

      Same, i love dying too

    • @primatelover99
      @primatelover99 2 года назад +3

      @@clashoclan3371 as in they cant stop thinking about it worrying about it

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak 2 года назад

      @@primatelover99 I can't wait to die

    • @nethercrocodile5859
      @nethercrocodile5859 2 года назад

      @@sejozwak u can rn lol

  • @krishnakantpatil1660
    @krishnakantpatil1660 4 года назад +929

    English Literature - I will die for honour
    French Literature - I will die for love
    American Literature - I will die for freedom
    Russian Literature - *I will die.*

    • @oosmanbeekawoo
      @oosmanbeekawoo 3 года назад +4

      this is so dope!

    • @evildragon1774
      @evildragon1774 3 года назад +4

      lmao this is so true as hecc

    • @theworldofchachundar5628
      @theworldofchachundar5628 3 года назад +28

      In mother Russia death doesn't chase you, you chase your death

    • @ChrisTheMemeMan
      @ChrisTheMemeMan 3 года назад +5

      I will die for mother russia, comrade. Now let's go hack important American government operations.

    • @xavierrodriguez2463
      @xavierrodriguez2463 3 года назад +25

      "In Russian literature someone is suffering, its either the author, the protagonist, or the reader, but someone must suffer."

  • @claiirs
    @claiirs 4 года назад +747

    "we have 160 patients"
    *2 min later*
    "we have 159 patients"
    where did that one go????

  • @artugert
    @artugert 3 месяца назад +2

    I’ve never at any time been even slightly anxious or fearful about my own death or that of anyone else. I’m perfectly okay with dying at any time, and have no desire at all to live a longer than normal life.

  • @jedavisLV426
    @jedavisLV426 5 лет назад +599

    “When I die, throw me in the trash” ~ Danny Devito

    • @maddog7795
      @maddog7795 5 лет назад +12

      fun fact that's actually a very common saying in the south. throw me in the trash or throw in the woods lol

    • @evanpartin1323
      @evanpartin1323 5 лет назад +1

      im so broke that im gonna need to be just thrown in a trash can lmao

    • @nofatchxplzthx
      @nofatchxplzthx 5 лет назад +1

      correction *frank reynolds

    • @angieroman6723
      @angieroman6723 5 лет назад +4

      I want to live until I am dying of old age. I would go on an airplane to skydive, with a parachute, after having a lovely day to send me off. I'd be given medicine that would take effect some time after I jump, shutting my systems down. I would dive, looking at the gorgeous sunlit view, admiring it in my slow death. As my eyes fade seeing the open and beloved sky.
      The parachute activating, landing my lifeless body once and for all.

    • @LucienLeeSeoul
      @LucienLeeSeoul 5 лет назад

      @@angieroman6723 Your lifeless leg would break though. not as pretty as you think.

  • @itzdayz2988
    @itzdayz2988 3 года назад +442

    “I want to die”
    “Oh good! You came to the right place”
    Wait what 0_o

    • @paulgoogol2652
      @paulgoogol2652 3 года назад +16

      the paradise for depressed people

    • @dmitryr9613
      @dmitryr9613 3 года назад +4

      Or do I?

    • @alextheidiot8071
      @alextheidiot8071 3 года назад

      *pulls out shotgun*

    • @bas_ee
      @bas_ee 3 года назад

      This conversation is hilarious. Look a few minutes later, when signing the contract:
      Micheal: "Im ready to make this official"
      **signs paper**
      Woman: "Fire in the hole!"

  • @danp4660
    @danp4660 4 года назад +616

    If you wanna live forever just say “no” when your time comes. It worked for me. That’s how I’m 409 years old.

    • @supersaturn4742
      @supersaturn4742 3 года назад +53

      Oh! It's an old glich im already on my 807th birthday today! Imagine dying! Lol.

    • @chrisyoung5363
      @chrisyoung5363 3 года назад

      You young whipper snappers !!

    • @euronymous7334
      @euronymous7334 3 года назад +43

      Only 800bc kids will remember this...

    • @moedani1
      @moedani1 3 года назад +4

      Cool shit. Love it, I'm Duncan mccloud...

    • @lazypotato6743
      @lazypotato6743 3 года назад

      In all seriousness we will die

  • @moodyrick8503
    @moodyrick8503 Год назад +7

    *I'm not afraid of the fact that I will die one day.*
    _But I greatly fear the circumstances of my death._
    A quick death in my sleep Vs. a long slow painful, agonising death.

  • @octcube_
    @octcube_ 5 лет назад +725

    "And here is where my husband is stored".

    • @nomad8166
      @nomad8166 5 лет назад +8

      Lmaooo

    • @absolutetr4sh551
      @absolutetr4sh551 5 лет назад +95

      I am so convinced that she actually murdered him and this is just one huge cover up

    • @fluffymuffin_456
      @fluffymuffin_456 5 лет назад +39

      Kinda feels depressing to hear that in a way

    • @w01fy51
      @w01fy51 5 лет назад +5

      How come she doesn’t miss him

    • @kotarodesu_23
      @kotarodesu_23 5 лет назад +26

      @@w01fy51
      She must really believe in her work, that's how. And I do kinda hope that it is functional, but the price is very steep.