GABRIEL PLAYS ULTRAKILL

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024

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  • @ryderite2282
    @ryderite2282 2 года назад +28994

    I want to wrap Gabriel in a tortilla and put him in the microwave and watch him spin around for a minute

    • @umpatonoespaco4964
      @umpatonoespaco4964 2 года назад +735

      b

    • @skylex157
      @skylex157 2 года назад +3135

      no offense but i think your microwave will explode if you put that much metal in there

    • @timmyg8888
      @timmyg8888 2 года назад +762

      I have been chuckling for 30 minutes now

    • @flumpbeedumpis
      @flumpbeedumpis 2 года назад +130

      real

    • @PankoBreading
      @PankoBreading 2 года назад +474

      Tacos de gabo

  • @BlueGuyTube
    @BlueGuyTube 2 года назад +19209

    Beaten once
    *Gets excommunicated*
    Beaten twice
    *Becomes a Vtuber*

    • @You-ye4xb
      @You-ye4xb 2 года назад +546

      @Some frick it im gonna be that one guy
      *fell

    • @rafaogrr
      @rafaogrr 2 года назад +394

      @Some the true gigachad has been found

    • @You-ye4xb
      @You-ye4xb 2 года назад +134

      @Some LETS GO

    • @aladushek2124
      @aladushek2124 2 года назад +448

      Beaten thrice
      *Starts his own OnlyFans?*

    • @pinguin4898
      @pinguin4898 2 года назад +61

      the pipeline

  • @eepyvoneeplestan
    @eepyvoneeplestan Год назад +3018

    1:26:54 'Gabriel' seeing a statue of himself and saying "Who's that handsome stud?" is way funnier then it should be

    • @dekokiri9961
      @dekokiri9961 8 месяцев назад +137

      1:28:22 And then it gets absolutely and completely obliterated

    • @memor22
      @memor22 4 месяца назад +25

      @@dekokiri9961pure rage straight into perfect peace

    • @Silentguy_
      @Silentguy_ 2 месяца назад +13

      "The Machine can break the statues with it's massive dumpy"

  • @LowQualityComedian
    @LowQualityComedian 2 года назад +13964

    Gabriel Gaming is now officially canon to the ULTRAKILL lore.

    • @PrinceNexus_
      @PrinceNexus_ 2 года назад +630

      What do you mean, this entire stream is canon

    • @klortikterra4423
      @klortikterra4423 2 года назад +109

      this is true.

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 2 года назад +368

      @@PrinceNexus_ So does that mean Mind of gabriel in body of machine did beat s**t out of himself is canon ?

    • @PrinceNexus_
      @PrinceNexus_ 2 года назад +134

      @@skell6134 Absolutely.

    • @DaKingKayden
      @DaKingKayden 2 года назад +65

      this is what he does when he isnt working

  • @neverseemstoAsh
    @neverseemstoAsh 2 года назад +11365

    29:52 "I've been working on my mental health. Fuck you. Die." sums up Gabriel's entire character

    • @flaggy185
      @flaggy185 Год назад +559

      +BURNED

    • @MungiuMan77
      @MungiuMan77 Год назад +485

      +Friendly Fire
      +Multi-kill x42

    • @spinalcords1819
      @spinalcords1819 Год назад

      Ŕyrrey5rryrytyrrrryrŕ5ttyrtrtrtrrŕrttrtryŕrrryry

    • @neverseemstoAsh
      @neverseemstoAsh Год назад +80

      @@spinalcords1819 yeah man I couldn't agree more

    • @spinalcords1819
      @spinalcords1819 Год назад +46

      @@neverseemstoAsh my phone was active in my pocket and when i pixked it up to discover that?
      Fuck it, i'll send it

  • @Nampledamp
    @Nampledamp Год назад +834

    3:18:48
    *Gets ass handed
    "Alright, I'm going to start playing with my monitor on."

    • @memor22
      @memor22 4 месяца назад +33

      So YOU’RE TELLING ME HE WAS DOING A BLIND RUN?

    • @syrupop
      @syrupop 4 месяца назад +64

      @@memor22 i mean, how is bro finna be seeing with that helmet on

    • @aljabarkbbt564
      @aljabarkbbt564 25 дней назад +5

      Coolness @@syrupop

  • @pivas7455
    @pivas7455 2 года назад +11495

    Holy shit Gabriel is actually gaming

    • @tresblo
      @tresblo 2 года назад +132

      always has been

    • @momma_bal
      @momma_bal 2 года назад +180

      Gabriel ACTUAL gaming

    • @heredento
      @heredento 2 года назад +90

      Gabriel gaming

    • @sp00ffy56
      @sp00ffy56 2 года назад +62

      He may be gaming but Gabriel ultrakill Will never be ballin

    • @thenumberjuanyoutuber2412
      @thenumberjuanyoutuber2412 2 года назад +18

      Gabriel gaming VS fatherless gaming

  • @tritonalabaster6269
    @tritonalabaster6269 2 года назад +10070

    The fact that Gabriel, an angel of heaven, knows of catboys, Jerma, Among us and Spamton, yet doesn't know how a computer works means either someone in heaven had to help him access the Internet or he's burdened with this accursed knowledge.

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 2 года назад +1115

      I like the idea of Gabriel being *completely meme illiterate.*

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 2 года назад +810

      I mean he does visit hell regularly. Who knows maybe Minos taught him what a meme is.

    • @bingusshlingus1442
      @bingusshlingus1442 2 года назад +892

      @@sirshotty7689 "Gabriel. Behold the G R E A T E S T E V I L"
      And he proceeds to show Gabe a twerking amogus gif

    • @ruyfire6913
      @ruyfire6913 2 года назад +345

      @@sirshotty7689 yeah,right before he fucking killed minos

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 2 года назад +264

      @@ruyfire6913 That's why he had to do it

  • @netherbliss
    @netherbliss 6 месяцев назад +732

    3:46:13 "Sorry, Gianni got loose from the... cheeseburger dimension."

  • @MorbidMindedManiac
    @MorbidMindedManiac 2 года назад +9283

    Gabriel is so sick of getting beat by V1 that he plays as him to learn all of its tactics for the next fight

    • @Mutucaroxa
      @Mutucaroxa 2 года назад +467

      i hope he doesnt find out that only hitscan weapons can hit coins

    • @R.BChefOfDistrict23
      @R.BChefOfDistrict23 2 года назад +152

      @@Mutucaroxa and blue and red railcannons are hitscans

    • @Mutucaroxa
      @Mutucaroxa 2 года назад +126

      @@R.BChefOfDistrict23 i was joking about the boss, and yes i know blue and red railcannons are hitscans, pretty fun to Orbital Strike someone with malicious

    • @georgeridden1705
      @georgeridden1705 2 года назад +101

      remember. Gabriel only got 24 hours to defeat V.1. This better be worth it. He spended almost 5 hours of the rest of his life.

    • @georgeridden1705
      @georgeridden1705 2 года назад +19

      Oh fuck. I didn't knew this is the second encounter.

  • @C03-T3
    @C03-T3 2 года назад +9157

    Dude really role-played the character he voice acts for 4 hours while playing Ultrakill, absolute legend.

    • @MoonGuardian866
      @MoonGuardian866 2 года назад +366

      ✨method acting✨

    • @orangeboi3387
      @orangeboi3387 2 года назад +349

      actually theres something like benn done before, in latinamerica we had mordecai and rigby's official voice actors run a gaming channel

    • @trentglasgow7114
      @trentglasgow7114 Год назад +261

      The word Obama almost broke him

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 Год назад +43

      @@orangeboi3387 WHEN

    • @frid7434
      @frid7434 Год назад +91

      @@trentglasgow7114 i would get broken by "obama" too, i dont blame him

  • @milksonghorlet
    @milksonghorlet 4 месяца назад +336

    1:26:03 Ferryman writes a heartfelt excerpt about how Gabriel saved him from certain death, his entire soul and unending thankfulness poured into it.
    Gabriel upon seeing the likeness of the man once again: "Who the hell is that?"

  • @krypto1738
    @krypto1738 Год назад +3883

    2:20:20 Holy shit, Gabriel's got guts to talk to his mom like that. Damn

    • @Uni02BN
      @Uni02BN Год назад +443

      with the cat ears

    • @ericcarvalhoferreira512
      @ericcarvalhoferreira512 Год назад +579

      The fact he sounds like he's crying too makes this moment even more amazing.

    • @niveth1
      @niveth1 Год назад +259

      @@Uni02BN and with the princess hat

    • @outspade
      @outspade Год назад +127

      @@ericcarvalhoferreira512 he is crying…. beautiful

    • @rem_sewer_rat
      @rem_sewer_rat Год назад +50

      Bro got balls of steel

  • @lucyarisato6850
    @lucyarisato6850 2 года назад +10395

    “I think you misunderstand, I’m in hell, not Twitter” absolutely incredible, Gabriel.

    • @reenouneer
      @reenouneer 2 года назад +111

      Timecode?

    • @megalucariam9045
      @megalucariam9045 2 года назад +292

      @@reenouneer 3:09:30

    • @user-zx4vq4uk9c
      @user-zx4vq4uk9c 2 года назад +84

      @@megalucariam9045 thank you very much good sir

    • @lampaddict7885
      @lampaddict7885 2 года назад +62

      aren't those the same thing

    • @demonx3779
      @demonx3779 2 года назад +195

      @@lampaddict7885, one is much worse than the other.
      I think it goes without saying which one it is.

  • @bashartz
    @bashartz Год назад +2468

    2:29:07 today I learned that Gabe has canonically shoved his holy meat into the prime sanctum's face-hole.
    What a time to be alive.

    • @Nahobussyino
      @Nahobussyino Год назад +45

      😳

    • @ComradeDoubleM
      @ComradeDoubleM Год назад +45

      I read this comment as he said that lmao

    • @keadraws
      @keadraws 11 месяцев назад +83

      Somehow I’m genuinely curious how the fuck that works

    • @Oltiemal
      @Oltiemal 7 месяцев назад +65

      @@keadraws maybe minos primes face hole is what the individual human being meant

    • @JadeTheJellyfish_27
      @JadeTheJellyfish_27 6 месяцев назад +12

      i can name about seventy people in my life who would agree.

  • @12Raven21
    @12Raven21 Год назад +1834

    2:02:57
    "what the phack is happening"
    "WhAt tHe HaPp Is FuCkEnInG"

    • @EndoJiren
      @EndoJiren Год назад +53

      Boat jumpscare

    • @eatthis8924
      @eatthis8924 6 месяцев назад +63

      LMAO my favorite gabriel line is now "What the happ is fuckening?"

    • @JadeTheJellyfish_27
      @JadeTheJellyfish_27 6 месяцев назад +8

      real.

    • @atziryfuentes1403
      @atziryfuentes1403 5 месяцев назад +7

      What the happ is fuckining got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vinnylatoria4478
      @vinnylatoria4478 3 месяца назад +5

      How do I make this my notif sound

  • @Dr.Oofers
    @Dr.Oofers Год назад +5055

    2:17:24 I like how not only was Gianni about to break character before finding a way to bounce back, but also had to clarify that he was joking in case the viewers were very impressionable.

    • @PumpyGT
      @PumpyGT Год назад +341

      Gianni died :(

    • @VerifiedHero
      @VerifiedHero Год назад +33

      ​@@PumpyGTwhat do you mean he died?

    • @Optimus97
      @Optimus97 Год назад +349

      ​@@VerifiedHerohe probably meant the part "Please do not- DYAUGH-!!!!"

    • @glitchei
      @glitchei Год назад +51

      bruh i thought is was schlatt-

    • @eve3455
      @eve3455 Год назад

      now that you pointed it out it really sounds like him @@glitchei

  • @carloseggert6139
    @carloseggert6139 Год назад +1598

    I put the stream in a random moment and gabriel says "you have been judged, Carlos " and almost had a heart attack

  • @cthulhutron3244
    @cthulhutron3244 Год назад +1708

    1:45:50 love the implication that whether or not Gabriel likes V1’s feet is important lore

    • @novaseer
      @novaseer Год назад +189

      knowing the ultrakill devs...

    • @ax-xq3ek
      @ax-xq3ek Год назад +60

      Holy shit that's Pyre music. Gabe is a man of excellence.
      Also very thematically relevant

    • @altofdish
      @altofdish 7 месяцев назад +4

      not to be that guy, but youd think he said that on purpose

    • @Adrianbruh838
      @Adrianbruh838 Месяц назад +2

      Dude hakitas insane so probably

  • @Pootaatooo
    @Pootaatooo Год назад +1969

    "I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I'M DADDY'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!" -Gabriel probably

  • @Eggyteevee
    @Eggyteevee Год назад +523

    1:28:06 "I think if I saw that right, the machine can break the statues with it's massive dumpy. This is an interesting revelation."

  • @MungiuMan77
    @MungiuMan77 Год назад +5174

    All “Fishy” moments
    50:45 *gasp* fishy
    53:35 fishy.
    55:06 I summon thee. FEMBOY FISHY!(Fishing??)

  • @undertalemodtool
    @undertalemodtool 2 года назад +5929

    Sorry Gianni got loose from the cheeseburger dimension is the best line ever

    • @thatguy7546
      @thatguy7546 2 года назад +80

      I NEED THE TIMESTAMP

    • @StarUndrscre
      @StarUndrscre 2 года назад +247

      3:46:07 timestamp

    • @thatguy7546
      @thatguy7546 2 года назад +37

      @@StarUndrscre thank you

    • @ThePuzzledboy
      @ThePuzzledboy 2 года назад +143

      Good to know that when in-character, the real Gianni Matragano resides in the Columbo Dimension. Must be how he got that impression down so well.

    • @yancamb2202
      @yancamb2202 Год назад +5

      @@ThePuzzledboyOh, uh, one more thing-

  • @zpyo27
    @zpyo27 Год назад +422

    What I think is the most interesting about this is that Gabriel only had 24 hours to live. And he decided to spend 4 hours of it doing a twitch stream. What an absolute legend.

  • @cach1rul0
    @cach1rul0 Год назад +945

    1:33:00
    "I am all seeing...
    ...all knowing!
    ALL CUMMIN- I MEAN- ALL F-.... Hang on I think there's a bossfight here!"

    • @BlackGuyzYT
      @BlackGuyzYT Год назад +57

      I did not say that - Gabriel

    • @Prototoast594
      @Prototoast594 Год назад +7

      @@BlackGuyzYTi mean its true.

    • @Koroth0
      @Koroth0 Год назад +3

      🤑🤑🤑

    • @impirialgaming7341
      @impirialgaming7341 2 месяца назад +2

      @@BlackGuyzYTI mean be quite literally did lmao (doesn’t this make it canon to the storyline?)

    • @lanafrisk8816
      @lanafrisk8816 Месяц назад +2

      1:33:02

  • @metapuns9004
    @metapuns9004 2 года назад +17063

    Gianni almost breaking character because someone simply sent a message saying "Obama" is the funniest shit

    • @sentrydraws25
      @sentrydraws25 2 года назад +571

      Time Stamp?

    • @metapuns9004
      @metapuns9004 2 года назад +1559

      @@sentrydraws25 1:11:24

    • @theinternetpolice2078
      @theinternetpolice2078 2 года назад +654

      BARACK OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @idooard420
      @idooard420 2 года назад +197

      @@theinternetpolice2078 MIT ROMNEY

    • @aircall2065
      @aircall2065 2 года назад +599

      And the way gianni rebounds back into character

  • @ThatNoobKing
    @ThatNoobKing 6 месяцев назад +218

    I love that _every_ time Gianni is sent away, Gabriel always says "I hate him"

  • @goofyedit123
    @goofyedit123 2 года назад +2831

    V1: "Hey gabriel, want for round 2?"
    Gabriel: "not yet im fighting gabriel"

  • @DoctorBones1
    @DoctorBones1 2 года назад +4687

    Gabriel saying "This pic goes hard, i screenshotted it." while in character during the act 2 ending scene is pure gold

  • @ashiverofsharksattheshore
    @ashiverofsharksattheshore 27 дней назад +259

    Now we need him playing Pressure as Sebastian

  • @AnimatedTerror
    @AnimatedTerror 2 года назад +3257

    The frickin vine boom at 3:44:50 was masterfully used.

    • @GenericPhantom1
      @GenericPhantom1 2 года назад +27

      AHAHHAA

    • @pixelty7458
      @pixelty7458 2 года назад +126

      Gabe spitting facts

    • @FausSkibidiToiletRizz
      @FausSkibidiToiletRizz 2 года назад +15

      @@zer0synd1cate 🗿

    • @Josbird
      @Josbird 2 года назад +176

      That whole vine boom bit was amazing. Chat was spamming CHAD and BASED

    • @momma_bal
      @momma_bal 2 года назад +9

      @@FausSkibidiToiletRizz 🗿

  • @TheRealGears
    @TheRealGears 2 года назад +4316

    1:17:14 I feel like that half-second of boss music was an indication of how *just barely* Gabriel contained his rage

    • @StanislavSasin
      @StanislavSasin 2 года назад +320

      *Realisation*

    • @zorglordsupreme5112
      @zorglordsupreme5112 2 года назад +572

      It was the Ultrakill equivalent to Raiden entering Ripper Mode when Bladewolf didn’t shake his hand

    • @theglitchedmissile9239
      @theglitchedmissile9239 2 года назад +147

      @@zorglordsupreme5112 As a mgr enjoyer, This is based

    • @zorglordsupreme5112
      @zorglordsupreme5112 2 года назад +76

      @TheGlitched Missile As are you, friend. All who partake in the absolute experience that is MGR are based

    • @coocato
      @coocato 2 года назад +12

      @@zorglordsupreme5112 all that realize that MGR is below average at best are based

  • @TumblrSexyMan31
    @TumblrSexyMan31 Год назад +187

    46:46 gianni's minos impression still cracks me up

    • @janzimon12
      @janzimon12 5 месяцев назад +29

      " Then we kis- "

  • @jeremyquiros5483
    @jeremyquiros5483 Год назад +2612

    1:21:10 is proof that Jerma is Ultrakill canon and, in fact, a god.

    • @walterblanco5046
      @walterblanco5046 Год назад +172

      Few have witnessed the power of "peep the horror"
      The great Jeremiah is also known for killing powerful beings like Santa

    • @notverifiable3731
      @notverifiable3731 Год назад +55

      Does that also mean Goku is canon in Ultrakill?

    • @walterblanco5046
      @walterblanco5046 Год назад +28

      @@notverifiable3731 also walter white

    • @RazorToaster
      @RazorToaster Год назад +27

      @@notverifiable3731 Goku was sent to fortnite by Gabriel so yes

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers Год назад +13

      I swear, Jerma’s gonna have a cameo in this game.

  • @l4dfanatic11
    @l4dfanatic11 2 года назад +663

    6:54 "im goin-" and then he was gone...

    • @hoovypooter4489
      @hoovypooter4489 2 года назад +99

      God in the ultrakill universe be like ^

  • @Stoshasaurusrex
    @Stoshasaurusrex Год назад +225

    1:13:40 “BEHOLD!!! THE LEGGIES OF AN ANGEL!!!”

    • @FractalSpaces
      @FractalSpaces Месяц назад +19

      BEHOLD!! TH- why are my cat ears on

  • @_emzy_
    @_emzy_ 2 года назад +3069

    1:43:52 this whole segment is the funniest moment of the stream imo

    • @NexusKirin
      @NexusKirin 2 года назад +250

      british

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Год назад +505

      (Mario 64 Slider starts emanating from the portal to Britain)
      "Oh God, what's- what're they- *_GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!?"_*

    • @serraramayfield9230
      @serraramayfield9230 Год назад +300

      I fucking died. And then died HARDER when he did the accent.

    • @_emzy_
      @_emzy_ Год назад +142

      @@serraramayfield9230 the finality of him saying the last line really topped off the moment, thats why its one of my favorties

    • @aVeryAngryMoth
      @aVeryAngryMoth Год назад +20

      @@CaptainCFalconI like the steamed ham reference my guy

  • @anerrantecho
    @anerrantecho 2 года назад +3035

    Just imagine being a normal ass dude and getting angry in the Ultrakill universe, you just turn beet red and start making the enraged noise lmao. Like *Stubs toe* "SHIT!" + ENRAGED

    • @theweakestbrazilianmale3398
      @theweakestbrazilianmale3398 2 года назад +272

      Cope + Enraged + Didn't ask

    • @p1nball729
      @p1nball729 2 года назад +171

      L + disrespect + you fell off

    • @RoamingPlayer
      @RoamingPlayer 2 года назад +169

      + mauriced

    • @LumiOfFrost
      @LumiOfFrost 2 года назад +32

      ow fuAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @MDzmitry
      @MDzmitry 2 года назад +120

      + PARRY
      + DISRESPECT
      + ENRAGED
      + BIG FIST KILL
      + MAURICED
      + FRIENDLY FIRE

  • @Oblinski
    @Oblinski Год назад +182

    1:55:41
    No one:
    Gabriel: Proceeds to talk about angel's nipples while shredding through waves of enemies.

  • @hakermanreal
    @hakermanreal 2 года назад +1710

    2:04:30 when he threatened to ultrakill video games it was the most emotionally devastating things

    • @niveth1
      @niveth1 Год назад

      *”This* will be video games, when I *KILL IT!* When I $&@$ING *ULTRAKILL IT!”*

    • @weatheraussie
      @weatheraussie 8 месяцев назад

      Nice

  • @HALOASSASSIN24
    @HALOASSASSIN24 2 года назад +3033

    19:48 The hypothetical lore implications of this for both Ultrakill and Splatoon 3 makes this even funnier than it has any right to be.

    • @ScileSc
      @ScileSc 2 года назад +192

      Well we never see earth in Ultrakill so now we know what happened.

    • @Dr.Pootis
      @Dr.Pootis 2 года назад +221

      I suppose you _could_ theoretically place Ultrakill in the timeline as a prequel. It's implied that a stray nuke melting the ice caps and flooding the planet caused humanity's extinction in Splatoon, but what if that isn't the whole story?

    • @superboomn
      @superboomn Год назад +198

      Mankind is dead. Splatoon takes place after an apocalypse. Blood is fuel all the weapons and tech revolve around ink in Splatoon. Coincidence? I THINK NOT

    • @Dr.Pootis
      @Dr.Pootis Год назад +153

      Even tho Act III will probably end with Gabriel dying either from V1 or from his connection to the Light being severed for too long, it'd be funny to see him thousands of years after the events of Ultrakill, trying to understand Inkling culture.
      "They slaughter eachother repeatedly, _as a form of sport?!"_

    • @mariocreeper5760
      @mariocreeper5760 Год назад +15

      @@Dr.Pootis that would be LOVELY.

  • @TheOneBZ
    @TheOneBZ 8 месяцев назад +47

    14:52 "One bit? I'm not even reading your name." Had me giggling and kicking my feet lmao.

  • @niveth1
    @niveth1 Год назад +387

    2:36:30
    “None of those words are in the Bible, seek Jesus”
    *”And send me the source-“*

    • @iamjustafisj
      @iamjustafisj Год назад +34

      that's exactly something Gabriel Ultrakill would say

    • @Pikwii
      @Pikwii 5 месяцев назад +11

      I *hate* how I immediately recognize the video 😭

    • @Razgriz_Ace18
      @Razgriz_Ace18 5 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Pikwii😦

    • @LucasGleason
      @LucasGleason 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Pikwii😦

    • @LucasGleason
      @LucasGleason 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Pikwii😦
      2:36:36

  • @valhalanguardsman2588
    @valhalanguardsman2588 2 года назад +2439

    Really expected V1 to show up and go like: "nnngh, I'm a thirsty little robot, you have to water me, you have to use your blood"

    • @RadicalGarry
      @RadicalGarry 2 года назад +217

      V1 was too busy being controlled by Gabriel

    • @commanderruby901
      @commanderruby901 2 года назад +333

      “I am… NOT doing that.”

    • @KyonV13
      @KyonV13 2 года назад

      @@commanderruby901 "and just let him die?!"

    • @cailleach8416
      @cailleach8416 2 года назад +235

      @@commanderruby901 AND JUST LET IT FUCKING [ha ha ha]?

    • @NexusKirin
      @NexusKirin 2 года назад +21

      These comments

  • @phantom555
    @phantom555 Год назад +169

    honestly, we need all the ultrakill voice actors do play a multiplayer game together in character.

    • @Niijii801
      @Niijii801 Год назад +24

      Oh no oh no no no that would be great but my dopamine would go to space and I can't have that again

    • @josephdavison4189
      @josephdavison4189 10 месяцев назад +3

      Spore creature pfp. Based

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 3 месяца назад +19

      A lot of chaotic yelling, while the VA of Sisyphus is calmly listing the benefits of magnesium.

    • @marcosandrey5059
      @marcosandrey5059 Месяц назад +9

      V1 is just saying 01010101
      Minos is going on a massive rant about how lust isnt a sin
      Sisyiphus is reveling in the chaos
      And Gabriel is doing Gabriel things

    • @MightyCaullie
      @MightyCaullie 24 дня назад +2

      I honestly wish all the other voice actors were as chill and willing to do silly shit as Gianni is

  • @negativeiquser5295
    @negativeiquser5295 Год назад +1708

    this magnificent text is on the wiki. I'm not kidding. This is actually on the ultrakill wiki:
    "During the stream it was confirmed that even the power of an angel cannot overcome the DMCA. The implications of this are highly disturbing."
    "Gabriel confirmed that Angels are fueled by Monster Energy Zero Ultra."

    • @nioXu
      @nioXu Год назад +9

      where?

    • @paisleyseum4268
      @paisleyseum4268 Год назад +324

      And the Minos Prime page has the first quote saying that he spent the entire city budget on bisexual lighting and it’s put in the trivia that it’s “rumored to be the real reason Gabriel killed him”

    • @palecandy
      @palecandy Год назад +67

      @@paisleyseum4268 gabriel ultrakill is homophobic??!?!?!?! for shame!

    • @paisleyseum4268
      @paisleyseum4268 Год назад +182

      @@palecandy im pretty sure the reasoning isn’t the lighting color itself, but the fact that he spent the entire city budget on it lmao

    • @manly.mcbeefington
      @manly.mcbeefington Год назад +26

      @@paisleyseum4268 that was max0r apparently

  • @anonymousfloppa2917
    @anonymousfloppa2917 Год назад +1306

    38:12 my most favorite part hands down

    • @bdavis7751
      @bdavis7751 Год назад +71

      38:21

    • @anonymousfloppa2917
      @anonymousfloppa2917 Год назад +53

      @@bdavis7751 bit more accurate but i just wanna give ppl a little more context of what exactly im talking about.

    • @theeskrungly
      @theeskrungly Год назад +93

      38:27 babygirl giggle

    • @anonymousfloppa2917
      @anonymousfloppa2917 Год назад +14

      @@theeskrungly REAL

    • @finn596
      @finn596 Год назад +24

      I wonder if he knows of all those unholy images of him

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 10 месяцев назад +182

    Don't tell the Ferryman that Gabriel forgot what he looked like, he'll single-handedly flood the river styx ten times more with his tears

  • @HollowWorks
    @HollowWorks 2 года назад +2799

    The point where he said "maybe you can go write a book for someone who cares" at 15:20 is the one of the sickest burns that any angel has done, even with the power of the lord on their side.

  • @brandontrueblood860
    @brandontrueblood860 2 года назад +3466

    25:15 cracks me up each time

    • @agenda3854
      @agenda3854 Год назад +431

      Absolutely ZERO hesitation

    • @succubasu
      @succubasu Год назад +193

      The donation after that one is super funny too

    • @mrtoast244
      @mrtoast244 Год назад +101

      He knew exactly the right thing to say lol

    • @deeznucz8639
      @deeznucz8639 Год назад +48

      Mods, crush his skull, thanks.

    • @Koroth0
      @Koroth0 Год назад +17

      Mods crush his skull type energy

  • @SawatOfficial
    @SawatOfficial 6 месяцев назад +360

    59:37 "All that water made me thirsty. ... i take a little sippy."
    -Gabriel

  • @moeezS
    @moeezS 2 года назад +596

    3:19:55 "Was washing the gore out of my taint, it gets stuck in there sometimes." - Gabriel (Ultrakill)

  • @JohnDoe-hf5pv
    @JohnDoe-hf5pv 2 года назад +6588

    my favorite moment was when Gabriel said "its Gabrin time" and then brutally Gabr'd everyone in the room

    • @t.y.n177
      @t.y.n177 2 года назад +144

      its Gabin time

    • @justincruz8050
      @justincruz8050 2 года назад +147

      I pissed my shit when he actually did

    • @baoramo9992
      @baoramo9992 2 года назад +40

      He actually did it

    • @VtOS21
      @VtOS21 2 года назад +30

      i need time stamp

    • @momo70u89
      @momo70u89 2 года назад +58

      @@VtOS21 2:02:22

  • @LongGonee
    @LongGonee 11 месяцев назад +220

    55:52 Gabriel calling machines cute even tho he hates them

    • @tessabakker662
      @tessabakker662 2 месяца назад +10

      Guess Gabriel's a leg guy? Since Sentries don't have any arms.

  • @G_Travel99
    @G_Travel99 Год назад +654

    >Dies one time against himself
    "IM SO STRONG"
    I love you gianni

  • @lupuseternia
    @lupuseternia Год назад +2095

    2:10:40 LMAO WE LOVE GABRIEL, ANYONE WHO DOES THIS IS BASED

  • @jackr_d_6975
    @jackr_d_6975 Год назад +1322

    36:02 he's not crying, that was a performance
    1:08:19 boioioing
    1:11:24 obama
    1:17:10 you look like a metal duck **half second of boss music**
    1:21:55 "that shit was hilarious. then goku showed up."
    1:34:33 **punch** wake up **punch** wake up
    1:43:52 gabriel learns about british people
    1:52:28 gabriel assaults a vase, a table, and another table
    2:02:28 IT'S GABIN' TIME
    2:04:30 THIS WILL BE VIDEO GAMES
    2:10:41 gabriel spikes an infant into a field goal
    2:17:14 this is so sad can we get 100 subs
    2:20:20 gabriel's mom
    2:23:47 sorry for fisting you so hard the council had to get involved
    2:42:56 gabriel's mom (again)
    3:19:59 squeaky clean
    3:50:08 this pic goes so hard

    • @CadenBeller
      @CadenBeller Год назад +72

      2:05:12 machine, *that wasn’t weed.*

    • @mipmipmiyes1187
      @mipmipmiyes1187 Год назад +19

      Certified gabriel moments

    • @shaya..
      @shaya.. Год назад +53

      1:28:06 the machine can break the statues with its massive dumpy.

    • @Prototoast594
      @Prototoast594 Год назад +27

      1:21:58
      KAKAROT?!?!
      KAKAROOOOOT!

    • @apel66sinka
      @apel66sinka 3 месяца назад +7

      obama

  • @acoolnickname4195
    @acoolnickname4195 2 года назад +2705

    gabriel spending his last hours gaming. such a real gamer

  • @hakermanreal
    @hakermanreal 2 года назад +1257

    Just hearing the word *f i s h e* from Gabriel a literal angel is the funniest thing to me

    • @lemone12
      @lemone12 2 года назад +70

      _the dopefish dies..._

    • @ASDASD-rl8dg
      @ASDASD-rl8dg 2 года назад +46

      A SUPREME angel mind you

  • @gwapako9088
    @gwapako9088 Год назад +98

    1:01:41 So that means Gabriel never met V2

  • @noedoesstuff4980
    @noedoesstuff4980 2 года назад +4893

    I loved the part where Gabriel said "IT'S ULTRAKILLING TIME" then proceeded to ultrakill everyone
    48:31

    • @sethcalliesmusic
      @sethcalliesmusic 2 года назад +145

      Funny story about that, there was like 15 people saying that in chat at the time

    • @R.BChefOfDistrict23
      @R.BChefOfDistrict23 2 года назад +63

      he really said it now

    • @meiyou-ren
      @meiyou-ren 2 года назад +103

      He also said it at 3:31:22

    • @dwarfdigger135
      @dwarfdigger135 2 года назад +53

      HE...HE DIDNT.......
      HE DID SAY IT

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 Год назад +6

      One of the games of all time.

  • @IanAnimatesBagels
    @IanAnimatesBagels 2 года назад +2015

    I love the almost complete silence as he starts playing, finally broken by the most genuine delivery I've heard of "Really? It starts with a water level?"

  • @doggoboggo3140
    @doggoboggo3140 Год назад +132

    When he said skill issue at 15:46 had me rolling on the floor

  • @emillroose8457
    @emillroose8457 2 года назад +1574

    50:44 Gabriel is so wholesome. 50:49 Gabriel remembers that this is hell

    • @kyberebellion980
      @kyberebellion980 2 года назад +29

      ain't that the fish from doom?

    • @LeGabrielMan
      @LeGabrielMan 2 года назад +48

      @@kyberebellion980 well yes, but its actually from commander keen

    • @gos358
      @gos358 Год назад +25

      @@kyberebellion980 it's the well-known fish called Dopefish

    • @niveth1
      @niveth1 Год назад

      Fishie
      Dope fish dies

    • @yeetdabeans3883
      @yeetdabeans3883 Год назад

      Fishie

  • @thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334
    @thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334 2 года назад +493

    2:09:33 Note to self: IRS potentially stronger than Heaven

    • @Ludwig_Perpenhente
      @Ludwig_Perpenhente 2 года назад +44

      It is inevitable

    • @ProfPaperclip
      @ProfPaperclip 6 месяцев назад +6

      I once found an article on Google titled, and I kid you not, "Heaven can wait... but the IRS wont."

    • @Argax_us
      @Argax_us 3 дня назад

      So this is a third prime?

  • @C_heeseable
    @C_heeseable Год назад +138

    Watching Gabriel telling a bunch of fish to behave is the cutest thing I've ever seen

    • @isthiscereallife
      @isthiscereallife 3 месяца назад +3

      I think he was saying that to the stream chat

  • @aperturescienceguy2737
    @aperturescienceguy2737 2 года назад +1797

    Gabriel is just so enthralled with the fish

  • @mrsnips2759
    @mrsnips2759 Год назад +646

    I really wish all voice actors had the freedom to use their character voices that Gianni does. Seeing how much he seemingly loves just absolutely shitposting with the Gabriel voice makes me wonder how much humor we could have if every VA could just do stuff like this.

    • @thesithofearth3617
      @thesithofearth3617 Год назад +95

      One time the spongebob va did this for adult swim or something like that and he is no longer allowed to do the spongebob voice for stuff outside the show

    • @Kirkklan
      @Kirkklan 5 месяцев назад +29

      The JP voicecast of One Piece did a whole game of Among Us once. Not sure if it was in character or not, but they did.

    • @rarol1103
      @rarol1103 3 месяца назад +17

      Ridiculously late but Aleks Le does this, he’s the voice actor for Luke in Street fighter 6, the Main character of Persona 3 reload, and main character of Solo Levelling, and much more. He’s hilarious

  • @danielgoertz8962
    @danielgoertz8962 Год назад +152

    So nice to see Gianni making collabs with small content creators like Gabe!

    • @orionlogan8114
      @orionlogan8114 Год назад +12

      Never call him that. . .

    • @TomgirlTears
      @TomgirlTears 2 месяца назад +1

      That’s not his name dont call him that

  • @mightymidget1306
    @mightymidget1306 2 года назад +3771

    I wonder what Gianni's regular voice sounds like or was it lost in the sea of all the different voices voices he can do?

    • @detrilogue3174
      @detrilogue3174 2 года назад +767

      I mean you hear it in the stream loads of times when he's released from the cheeseburger dimension.

    • @horrest790
      @horrest790 2 года назад +322

      42:00

    • @mightymidget1306
      @mightymidget1306 2 года назад +122

      @@detrilogue3174 wasn't able to watch the whole stream until now

    • @antonkremov1827
      @antonkremov1827 2 года назад +260

      one day he will voice something with his own normal voice and nobody will know

    • @t.m.m.8137
      @t.m.m.8137 2 года назад +89

      2:05:51

  • @eroeros5515
    @eroeros5515 2 года назад +755

    I love how he plays his theme everytime he gets angry

    • @creativename_
      @creativename_ 2 года назад +93

      I mean if you had that power wouldn't you too?

    • @Zenith252
      @Zenith252 Год назад +13

      “IM A BIG BOY NOW, AND I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS!”

    • @josephdavison4189
      @josephdavison4189 Год назад +16

      **stubs my toe**
      Neighbors: “Why do I hear boss music?”

    • @FutileStruggleofaBoulder
      @FutileStruggleofaBoulder 10 месяцев назад +11

      its just canonical at this point with minos and gabriel that their music just radiates off of them, difference is gabriel can control it

    • @Rafimations.
      @Rafimations. 7 месяцев назад

      Just right after i finished reading this comment the theme played

  • @cmdrpanorpa8631
    @cmdrpanorpa8631 Год назад +70

    1:01:58 "What is your favourite hmyn?" John 3:17 Halo lmao, genius answer

  • @mep15067
    @mep15067 2 года назад +1137

    It was such an underatted bit but I loved it whenever Gabe would say "that's not my name" whenever someone would shorten his name, it always got a soft chuckle out of me

    • @Max_Casetera
      @Max_Casetera Год назад +54

      It was the running gag of the stream

    • @benlubbers4943
      @benlubbers4943 Год назад +212

      It actually makes sense. The -iel ending on many angelic names means 'of God' so removing that part removes a very important part of their divine nature. There's a bit in Dresden files where the protagonist asks Uriel, who up until then has been very chill, if he can call him Uri. The Angel instantly turns dead serious and tells him to never do that, ever.

    • @HazardThe2st
      @HazardThe2st Год назад +18

      Thats not his name

    • @TooFewSecrets
      @TooFewSecrets Год назад +75

      @@benlubbers4943 ...Isn't he actually just Gabe now, then?

    • @TheFloodOfPain
      @TheFloodOfPain Год назад +3

      I was scrolling through and saw this as soon as he said it

  • @hakermanreal
    @hakermanreal 2 года назад +1483

    2:02:29 when he said "ITS GAB'IN TIME" and gabed all over those guys it was the biggest plot twist in history

  • @poorlydrawnwizard
    @poorlydrawnwizard 4 месяца назад +35

    “V1 the robot from Ultrakill has subscribed mods can we please ban that user thank you”

  • @MycelianNetwork
    @MycelianNetwork Год назад +380

    1:41:40 “owo to you too” rotates in my brain all the time

    • @M.R.O.D
      @M.R.O.D 8 месяцев назад +17

      the sound:🤨🤨
      the voice:😐😐💀💀

  • @Hollyclown
    @Hollyclown Год назад +835

    Man Gabriel has really fallen on hard times after getting beaten twice by a toaster.

    • @azayadler8332
      @azayadler8332 Год назад +62

      by a GoPro camera

    • @ZanaTheBatPony
      @ZanaTheBatPony Год назад +27

      @@azayadler8332 I thought V1 was a Nikkon?

    • @yeetdabeans3883
      @yeetdabeans3883 Год назад +10

      Nah he a flashlight

    • @rilesmiles4564
      @rilesmiles4564 Год назад

      @@ZanaTheBatPony an insignificant fuck, according to the angel

    • @felizen
      @felizen Год назад +5

      Walking camera with guns

  • @D3lta_.
    @D3lta_. 11 месяцев назад +129

    "-then we kissed."
    best thing I've heard in a while

  • @hayhay509
    @hayhay509 Год назад +251

    25:14 i chocked on my water this already is brightening my day

  • @ArcticMoon1982
    @ArcticMoon1982 Год назад +1271

    3:34:44
    I imagine Dante and Vergil slashing their way through hell only to eventually meet Gabriel in one of his many churches. Dante orders a pizza while Vergil fights Gabriel, both nearly dying but in the end respecting each other’s power, motivation and memes.

    • @Ploaper
      @Ploaper Год назад +33

      i did not expext dmc here

    • @dravendarkplays9607
      @dravendarkplays9607 Год назад +45

      @@Ploaper it is a surprise, but a welcome one

    • @rhysthereddragon1326
      @rhysthereddragon1326 Год назад +71

      Dante: “You guys done having your little power trip?”
      Vergil: “SILENCE, Dante!”
      Gabriel: “SILENCE, fool!”

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell Год назад +15

      damn the vergil disrespect

    • @manly.mcbeefington
      @manly.mcbeefington Год назад +7

      @@Ploaper dude this game has several dmc references

  • @Octobeann
    @Octobeann Год назад +69

    1:28:08 v1 is canonically dummy thicc, confirmed by the real gabriel ultrakill (real)

  • @scribbles7173
    @scribbles7173 2 года назад +490

    gabriel the man had 24 hours to live spent 4 of those gaming

    • @creativename_
      @creativename_ 2 года назад +39

      Sigma moment

    • @Knightly_Artworks
      @Knightly_Artworks Год назад +37

      Apparently he has about 6 hours left to live in game, so he has 2 hours to do what he wants still

    • @josephdavison4189
      @josephdavison4189 Год назад +11

      I like how that implies v1 canonically just tears through hell in less then a day

    • @robloxbot6004
      @robloxbot6004 10 месяцев назад

      Time well spent

    • @robloxbot6004
      @robloxbot6004 10 месяцев назад

      @@josephdavison4189 But its says tip of the day not tip of the level

  • @Addsomehappy
    @Addsomehappy 2 года назад +227

    38:08 Gabriel gets himbo baited

  • @ashamefulgamer1578
    @ashamefulgamer1578 Год назад +50

    One shudders to imagine what unholy thoughts runs behind that helmet as the words "...you'll have your own V2." were spoken. 2:28:28

  • @slorchman672
    @slorchman672 2 года назад +229

    3:11:27
    “BEANS FOR ALL! GOD IS GENEROUS.”

  • @austingaming4551
    @austingaming4551 Год назад +386

    he had 24 hours before the fathers light left his body.
    he spent 4 of them killing another him

  • @KittyGamer1514
    @KittyGamer1514 Год назад +465

    Since Gabriel confirmed that angels have nipples, and therefore lactate, they can have children, and therefore, Gabriel is breedable.
    Truly an ULTRAKILL moment.

    • @marielosvindas1247
      @marielosvindas1247 Год назад

      Wouldn’t that only be for females?
      And also, still we Can have da milk from the dic-

    • @Zenith252
      @Zenith252 Год назад +17

      why

    • @KittyGamer1514
      @KittyGamer1514 Год назад +41

      Hey I just formed the words, he was the one that confirmed it.

    • @Zenith252
      @Zenith252 Год назад +6

      @@KittyGamer1514 i see

    • @Pikasatupu75
      @Pikasatupu75 Год назад +60

      Angles don't have "nipples" as in human biology, they have something much much greater and milkier.

  • @rubberhosetheprotogen7062
    @rubberhosetheprotogen7062 2 года назад +777

    53:36
    *has said nothing the past 2 minutes*
    f i s h i e

    • @Sephiroth69
      @Sephiroth69 2 года назад +25

      F. I. S. H. E

    • @RegulaPlayer
      @RegulaPlayer Год назад +3

      my favorite food :D

    • @spamtong.spamton2845
      @spamtong.spamton2845 Год назад +2

      *f i s h i e.*

    • @eatthis8924
      @eatthis8924 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@RegulaPlayerWhat if you wanted to go to bed, but gabriel stood over your bed with a plate of fish and said to you..*Fishy*

  • @ethanstephenson534
    @ethanstephenson534 2 года назад +899

    voice actors need to do more things like this.
    act like one of their characters and fricking live stream and be funni.

    • @GrandProtectorDark
      @GrandProtectorDark 2 года назад +146

      I'm sure many VAs would love to do this. But it comes down to if their contract allows them to use the voice outside paid for lines.
      As the Publisher owns the particular voice, not the VA.

    • @OberonKin
      @OberonKin 2 года назад +89

      There are some Voice Actors who have done this before.
      Most notable Matthew Mercer did an OW stream where he did his McCree voice. Was pretty neat.
      (Also im still calling him McCree, his new name sucks)

    • @SirL_56
      @SirL_56 Год назад +1

      especially v2s va

    • @josh_peacock
      @josh_peacock Год назад +23

      @@OberonKin agreed, mccree sounds better
      sure, the name doesn't have the cleanest history, but the character isn't the same as the person

    • @felizen
      @felizen Год назад +10

      Mordecai and Rigby’s Latin American voice actors ran an entire gaming channel for quite some time

  • @JAMESGamingLV2
    @JAMESGamingLV2 Год назад +48

    2:21:24
    Gotta love how casually he reads that

  • @FeirnTree
    @FeirnTree Год назад +119

    53:35 the fact he goes silent for like 2 minuets only to come back with "fishy" kills me

  • @The2flame
    @The2flame 2 года назад +1268

    1:47:27
    This has to be the funniest shit ive ever seen, you went a whole extra mille for that 5$ anonymous tip,
    Never stop being you dude.

  • @ilikepie4685
    @ilikepie4685 6 месяцев назад +29

    I would do just about anything to have the chat replay beside this, chat always elevates the experience.

  • @timmyg8888
    @timmyg8888 2 года назад +595

    2:15:50 The fact he called out Warframe players just gave me fucking shivers as I am one myself

    • @BlazeKitteh
      @BlazeKitteh 2 года назад +34

      tfw playing warframe as he said that ....

    • @Evol134
      @Evol134 Год назад +11

      Same here my man

    • @umbra9472
      @umbra9472 Год назад +10

      Don’t even have Harrow but I’m with Gabriel on this one.

    • @Null82085
      @Null82085 Год назад +5

      Man I love warframe

    • @gasmaskedcitizen
      @gasmaskedcitizen Год назад +2

      same

  • @menacingmiku
    @menacingmiku Год назад +975

    Gabriel: i take a little sippy :3
    59:36

  • @Cingiturvin
    @Cingiturvin 11 месяцев назад +70

    9:41
    " b e g o n e "
    "ᵃ"

  • @WarlockJacque
    @WarlockJacque 2 года назад +673

    My headcanon explanation for this is that V1 (after destroying hell and killing every last demon) has made a video game as a way to relive the memories. And that game is has since been known as Ultrakill

    • @vvvvallejo4556
      @vvvvallejo4556 2 года назад +68

      considering how the second act begins, this really onto something 🤔

    • @SmoothieRed
      @SmoothieRed 2 года назад +47

      Hakita is v1

    • @1ztype343
      @1ztype343 2 года назад +57

      Considering how V-series bots can rebuild their parts, making an entertaining videogame from scratch wouldn't be much of a big deal for them.

    • @zeroasphyxia
      @zeroasphyxia 2 года назад +9

      This gives me Matrix 4 vibes

    • @doodlebob9943
      @doodlebob9943 2 года назад +8

      Grandpa v1

  • @godricktheminecrafted3113
    @godricktheminecrafted3113 2 года назад +412

    Nothing can convince me that Gabriel’s true form isn’t the body pillow

  • @lordlegendary003
    @lordlegendary003 Год назад +50

    Throws coins*
    We hate money
    1:19:32

  • @silverberettas
    @silverberettas 2 года назад +454

    3:11:19
    Gabriel loses it at "Beans Canisters"

    • @niveth1
      @niveth1 Год назад +24

      “You can break the *Bean Canisters?!”* - Gabriel, Ultrakill

    • @dominikk302
      @dominikk302 Год назад +12

      BEANS FOR ALL

    • @theeskrungly
      @theeskrungly Год назад +10

      GOD IS GENEROUS