ASMR Celebrity Personal Assistant: Positive Affirmations (valley girl)

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @chelseaylanan
    @chelseaylanan 4 года назад +6221

    someone speculated that valley girl is 1920s party girl's great-granddaughter. it looks like she is and even inherited the outfit lol

    • @lapinx2607
      @lapinx2607 4 года назад +588

      chelsea ylanan someone else said that valley girl is just immortal, which is also fantastic

    • @Matt-hi2uj
      @Matt-hi2uj 4 года назад +410

      Im telling you bro there's a whole multiverse in the making, I'm waiting on the avengers roleplay

    • @MichelleZhang132
      @MichelleZhang132 4 года назад +25

      Trainer R3d 2 love this comment

    • @chelseaylanan
      @chelseaylanan 4 года назад +13

      @@Matt-hi2uj LMAO

    • @bisexualdisasterlol
      @bisexualdisasterlol 4 года назад +286

      I'd like to think she's immortal and has been serving/befriending the same family for generations, either due to a contract or simple love and attachment.

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 4 года назад +3995

    "If you were a type of fruit-"
    Me, already half-asleep: _I would be Legolas..._

    • @hanjo8843
      @hanjo8843 4 года назад +149

      Bro I thought that too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @castlewitch
      @castlewitch 4 года назад +109

      SCREAMING

    • @Lethia277
      @Lethia277 4 года назад +31

      😂😂😂

    • @giisellegaalvan1996
      @giisellegaalvan1996 4 года назад +24

      Is this a reference to some movie?
      i'm so uncool, i don't even know

    • @bisexualdisasterlol
      @bisexualdisasterlol 4 года назад +86

      @@pyark Nah, it was funny, I had a good and long laugh.

  • @Alex_Under_Attack
    @Alex_Under_Attack 4 года назад +5755

    "If you were a fruit, you'd be a mango because they're my favourite" is honestly so sweet - it caught me off guard

    • @Penguins459
      @Penguins459 4 года назад +35

      But really think about it you’d be the first to go

    • @Beainkle
      @Beainkle 4 года назад +10

      I don’t know what I think about mangos. I may have got a bad one. Not sure.

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy 4 года назад +10

      @@Beainkle If it was sour or tasted really strong, or really weak, you got a bad one.

    • @Beainkle
      @Beainkle 4 года назад +7

      @@ElusiveTy the thing is I looked up on RUclips what a ripe mango looked like and I got the mango that looked the most ripe. Ate it and it tasted like the smell of gasoline.

    • @justbb1415
      @justbb1415 3 года назад +17

      @@Beainkle oh hell no. Mangoes are top notch. They smell soo good (def not gasoline smell) n the ripe ones taste soo good too. Maybe u got a bad one or maybe ur just white jk lol😂

  • @lyliaroseasmr7882
    @lyliaroseasmr7882 4 года назад +5961

    This “Celebrity Personal Assistant” character has made the most relaxing series of ASMR videos I’ve ever seen!

    • @RinDemon5
      @RinDemon5 4 года назад +15

      Me too

    • @carasmiley9680
      @carasmiley9680 4 года назад +14

      Yessssss BEST ASMR SERIES EVER!!!!

    • @arianachristinacarranza3468
      @arianachristinacarranza3468 4 года назад +6

      no cappp

    • @fourandtwentyblackbirds3316
      @fourandtwentyblackbirds3316 4 года назад +29

      My absolute favorite series ever. I am not exaggerating when I say that these videos are my go tos when others just aren’t cutting it. The accent is so tingly, and the story is always entertaining but not too exciting that I can’t relax. These videos would go down in the asmr hall of fame if that existed.

    • @lesliealonzoelianny5999
      @lesliealonzoelianny5999 4 года назад +3

      Rt x100000000

  • @lilykesten1007
    @lilykesten1007 4 года назад +3937

    the casual way she dismissed zac efron is KILLING ME

  • @laurio9892
    @laurio9892 4 года назад +6227

    I’m dead at “soorryyy Zaac, just broke BOTH my legs. SO embarrassing”.

    • @hiendar2407
      @hiendar2407 4 года назад +144

      when i was six years old
      bROKE MAH LEG
      my brothers and his friends
      broke mah leg

    • @Guarlon
      @Guarlon 4 года назад +15

      @@hiendar2407 How.

    • @woah665
      @woah665 4 года назад +141

      “I’m sure you’ll find a girl with 2 intact legs in NO TIME!” Emojis?

    • @ashleycastillo1216
      @ashleycastillo1216 4 года назад +26

      Kisses. 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @phantom_kitsune7424
      @phantom_kitsune7424 4 года назад +9

      @@hiendar2407 I thought that was forgotten😂

  • @avalonlight
    @avalonlight 4 года назад +1035

    “Kronk would love you”
    I think this is my favorite compliment EVER

    • @oregano5316
      @oregano5316 4 года назад +9

      *gasp* My spinach puffs!

    • @claremiller9979
      @claremiller9979 4 года назад +14

      Oh yeah, it's all coming together

    • @woah665
      @woah665 4 года назад +1

      Same, I’ve never felt so loved.

    • @avalonlight
      @avalonlight 4 года назад

      HOLY CRAP SHE SAW MY COMMENT

    • @SkittyDangerzne
      @SkittyDangerzne 4 года назад

      I love this so much because then I get "Scary leaf!" Stuck in my head! 🤣

  • @fearofthechippan
    @fearofthechippan 4 года назад +4708

    I’d like a “driving is for ugly people” bumper sticker

  • @ursuchariot
    @ursuchariot 4 года назад +4241

    i was like “omg we’re getting so much valley girl content, didn’t she *just* upload one of these???” - turns out the last one was two months ago, and time is an illusion

    • @bonnieyao5486
      @bonnieyao5486 4 года назад +92

      I can see from this comment that you also watch Erin’s video on repeat and hence experience this time warp 👀

    • @MichaelaBelle
      @MichaelaBelle 4 года назад +16

      Corona time =/= normal time

    • @ItMeSinamenRoll
      @ItMeSinamenRoll 4 года назад +15

      And so are pants

    • @elliel.5915
      @elliel.5915 4 года назад +8

      legit did not believe this when i read it, i had to go check
      plus this was 2 weeks ago, what

    • @bella9698
      @bella9698 4 года назад +2

      And so is death

  • @pamelalks
    @pamelalks 4 года назад +2465

    "Sorry Zac, literally just broke both my legs, i'm sure you'll find a girl with two intact tibias" LMAOOO😂😂😭😭😭💀

    • @kel9037
      @kel9037 4 года назад +45

      This made me laugh and wake back up a little. Wasn't expecting her to say that.

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 4 года назад +140

      No one:
      Our tibias: 🎶 *we're breaking free* 🎶

    • @BelievingIt
      @BelievingIt 4 года назад +14

      its just morgan GET OUUUT!

    • @Thehalomen
      @Thehalomen 4 года назад +5

      t i b i a s

    • @ren-tq5yg
      @ren-tq5yg 4 года назад +4

      @@morganmarsh1276 JAIL😭😭

  • @OnlyLeigh
    @OnlyLeigh 4 года назад +3614

    first encounter with valley girl asmr: "nah i lived in california for years i can't stand this accent anymore"
    now: "I CANNOT FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT GOODNIGHT MOON'S CELEBRITY PERSONAL ASSISTANT"

    • @OnlyLeigh
      @OnlyLeigh 4 года назад +18

      @@chaoticgood12 yes!!!!

    • @hallelsegel6517
      @hallelsegel6517 4 года назад +7

      Lmao leigh waddup, love your videos
      and honestly זוט עני

    • @twitch_cyberhex
      @twitch_cyberhex 4 года назад +12

      omg you were such a big part of my middle school identity 🥺

    • @OnlyLeigh
      @OnlyLeigh 4 года назад +13

      @@prot0pixel64 i seriously only watch youtube nowadays for asmr

    • @ep8246
      @ep8246 4 года назад +1

      Celebrity listener I see

  • @DaihatsuCharade1993
    @DaihatsuCharade1993 4 года назад +2247

    “You matched with Zach Efron”
    Me a straight guy:
    “Nice!”

    • @Sophia-jq9cb
      @Sophia-jq9cb 4 года назад +227

      Wait? You arent a car? When will the lies cease

    • @rtralpha3960
      @rtralpha3960 4 года назад +80

      Sophia a car that doesn’t know how to drive 😂

    • @Hyssopo
      @Hyssopo 4 года назад +49

      @@Sophia-jq9cb Oh no he's a car alright, he's just hiding it

    • @iamarealhuman5296
      @iamarealhuman5296 4 года назад +8

      Same

    • @goose5654
      @goose5654 4 года назад +52

      *Detroit: Become Human*

  • @gvd3975
    @gvd3975 4 года назад +2227

    “There’s no limit to the amount of bagels you can eat” is the only form of positive affirmation I will accept now

    • @Magirl-xq4hr
      @Magirl-xq4hr 4 года назад +6

      I’m with you 😀

    • @brandongonzales3785
      @brandongonzales3785 4 года назад +6

      Well... The limit would be your stomach capacity, haha

    • @kaylipentico4256
      @kaylipentico4256 4 года назад +22

      @@brandongonzales3785 no no, you must learn to *expand* your stomach as far as you want. Sure it might feel absolutely painful but hey, bagels

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 4 года назад +8

      Ikr I feel recognized

    • @woah665
      @woah665 4 года назад +3

      Same though- 😂❤️

  • @beetlebones3374
    @beetlebones3374 4 года назад +3513

    “.........Kendal Jenner can eat sHi”
    When I say I cAcKlEd-

    • @miloharris4868
      @miloharris4868 4 года назад +61

      I DIED XD

    • @goaway4500
      @goaway4500 4 года назад +57

      Yo I just heard that part the exact moment I read this comment. I had to double take what just happened haha it was weird

    • @ClxudyWxffle
      @ClxudyWxffle 4 года назад +8

      Time Stamp Please

    • @ClxudyWxffle
      @ClxudyWxffle 4 года назад +42

      9:16 Nvm I Found It

    • @xxrdexx718
      @xxrdexx718 4 года назад +12

      @@ClxudyWxffle 9:15

  • @max-ud1xb
    @max-ud1xb 4 года назад +2699

    why is no one talking about the midi dress I am ACTIVELY pissed that I got my strawberry midi dress photo op stolen by a Jenner 😭😭😭

    • @hufflepufflez3293
      @hufflepufflez3293 4 года назад +91

      it's not even one of the _good_ ones smh 😖😖

    • @dreamyelf7488
      @dreamyelf7488 4 года назад +197

      Jenner did her a favor. Sooo many people have already worn that dress. That dress is dead.

    • @max-ud1xb
      @max-ud1xb 4 года назад +77

      Dreamy Elf true true... but it was cute while it lasted 💔

    • @gabrielleporter553
      @gabrielleporter553 4 года назад +67

      Dreamy Elf it was so cute for awhile, it looked so good when mxmtoon wore it 🥺😳its definitely dying now that everyone wants it

    • @MichaelaBelle
      @MichaelaBelle 4 года назад +48

      It's liiiiterally six feet under

  • @lehighguy
    @lehighguy 4 года назад +4114

    Me, a dude: "I'm going to look so freakin' baller in that baby pink pantsuit."

    • @lindseygaabo7379
      @lindseygaabo7379 4 года назад +352

      Don't forget the lacy white bralette

    • @audrey_is_dead
      @audrey_is_dead 4 года назад +346

      Clothing has no gender luv, go for it. Bet you’d look great.

    • @lehighguy
      @lehighguy 4 года назад +296

      @@lindseygaabo7379 Bro, the bralette is the best part. Shows off my gains.

    • @kristinesargsyan8794
      @kristinesargsyan8794 4 года назад +61

      Yes you are baby

    • @lindseygaabo7379
      @lindseygaabo7379 4 года назад +81

      lehighguy yes king👑

  • @ashlynkay3755
    @ashlynkay3755 4 года назад +879

    THE SMILE SHE SHOT US AFTER SHE SAID “you could just blow out their fire breathe with your air breathe” iM WHEEZING

    • @georgiamaria2412
      @georgiamaria2412 4 года назад +36

      gave me hardcore Karen from Meangirls vibes, loveable ditz😊😁

    • @ashlynkay3755
      @ashlynkay3755 4 года назад +8

      Georgia Maria oh my gosh yes

    • @allya9187
      @allya9187 4 года назад

      Ikr! 🤣

  • @faeeeriee
    @faeeeriee 4 года назад +2450

    “It’s okay that every single plant that you try to take care for immediately dies.”
    *me, slowly tearing up:* words can hurt...

    • @supremeoverlord0
      @supremeoverlord0 4 года назад +81

      I've had 4 plants, and they've all died.
      They were cacti.

    • @mackaylacook148
      @mackaylacook148 4 года назад +9

      Saaaame

    • @micahflynn4342
      @micahflynn4342 4 года назад +46

      my succulent was stolen by a bastard squirrel when i set it out on the porch for some sunlight, i still miss charlie sometimes ;(

    • @laylayoung2238
      @laylayoung2238 4 года назад +15

      Me: starting at my dying cactus

    • @katokabi986
      @katokabi986 4 года назад +17

      Ok but seriously, how do we even kill cactuses? I tried everything for mine, searched for right soil, when to water, sunlight, even talk to them... Vibe with me and the aesthetic I’m trying to achieve for the love of god 😔✊

  • @zoehaines4455
    @zoehaines4455 4 года назад +1429

    Zac Efron : "He likes girls who are interested in golf"
    My Highschool Musical Memory: Sharpay Evans working at the golf course to impress Troy

    • @olivia-bts
      @olivia-bts 4 года назад +42

      "Pretending to work " since her family owns it

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 4 года назад +42

      My friend and I literally watched that earlier and I freaked when I heard her say that lol
      Edit: when I say watched I mean overanalyzing "I don't dance" multiple times

    • @ronanstephens1597
      @ronanstephens1597 4 года назад +2

      @badguyspy unh unh unh yeeeeah!

    • @mihkomin
      @mihkomin 4 года назад +1

      *a b b y*

    • @ronanstephens1597
      @ronanstephens1597 4 года назад +3

      @@prot0pixel64 the homoerotic undertones of that song give me life 😆

  • @irelandmcbroom8155
    @irelandmcbroom8155 4 года назад +1170

    Bro you don't understand how much I love this character she's so calming and comforting I'm 💕

    • @vlogsbykatiee
      @vlogsbykatiee 4 года назад +27

      I know! I have watched videos of this character more than any other asmr video/character. It brings me so much joy and peace. I find myself smiling throughout them.

    • @dancingmelissa1
      @dancingmelissa1 4 года назад +10

      For real. The last video of her I watched an obnoxious amount of times

    • @saltybagels4272
      @saltybagels4272 4 года назад +17

      she also makes you feel rich

    • @stephaniehorton4945
      @stephaniehorton4945 4 года назад

      Ba da ba ba ba I’m lovin it

    • @thegoatboy9916
      @thegoatboy9916 4 года назад

      What does “I’m 💕” mean?

  • @bbaker5049
    @bbaker5049 3 года назад +713

    "kendall jenner can eat shi-" I AM DEAD tryna fall asleep and now just laughing my ass off

    • @shadowhunterx14
      @shadowhunterx14 2 года назад +14

      No fr that part cracks me up every goddamn time

    • @amonrawya3064
      @amonrawya3064 2 года назад +14

      That's legitimately my favourite part of the video XD

    • @alayahmurphy2600
      @alayahmurphy2600 Год назад +5

      I love that part

  • @lark2319
    @lark2319 4 года назад +3239

    “You can do literally anything.”
    Except drive, apparently

    • @woah665
      @woah665 4 года назад +110

      Watch the other personal assistant videos, you also can’t walk up literally ONE FRICKEN FLIGHT OF STAIRS WITH OUT HAVING TO FIGHT FOR YOU LIFE.

    • @lark2319
      @lark2319 4 года назад +66

      Ashie11 _ Stars or even understand the concept of fractions

    • @leah7348
      @leah7348 4 года назад +24

      And garden

    • @flow3r_grl28
      @flow3r_grl28 4 года назад +15

      or walk up 1 flight of stairs without getting winded

    • @liliflores7493
      @liliflores7493 4 года назад +55

      We can drive, we just chose not to because we're not ugly

  • @AK-jt9gx
    @AK-jt9gx 4 года назад +3404

    “Kronk would love you” is the most validating thing I’ve ever heard 13:00

  • @BohemianScandalous
    @BohemianScandalous 4 года назад +3082

    Jokes on us; Zac doesn’t actually like golf, he just likes dramatically singing on golfing greens.

    • @Izzy.x
      @Izzy.x 4 года назад +75

      Underrated comment I’m dead just picturing that scene

    • @ASMRbyEvie
      @ASMRbyEvie 4 года назад +26

      IM SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @abbyk7755
      @abbyk7755 4 года назад +20

      Under appreciated comment I swear this is comedy gold

    • @suckonthisnut
      @suckonthisnut 4 года назад +45

      You willing to bet on it?

    • @jem_theelf
      @jem_theelf 4 года назад +10

      First time i read it i was like: 🤔
      Second time I read it I was like: 😂

  • @swaggyyzebra
    @swaggyyzebra 4 года назад +879

    “sorry i just broke both my legs. how embarrassing!!”
    me when i’m asked to go out somewhere

  • @nighthorizon11
    @nighthorizon11 4 года назад +1346

    Assistant? She def could be an actual celebrity and we would be the assistant

    • @Lersa25
      @Lersa25 4 года назад +9

      She'd be too bored :)

    • @ghostface7526
      @ghostface7526 4 года назад +18

      eddie1236 I wouldn’t even be worthy or good enough to be her assistant lol.

    • @residentpoolpeeer7051
      @residentpoolpeeer7051 4 года назад +1

      Ghostface 75 whipped

    • @astridjaye6224
      @astridjaye6224 4 года назад

      Oh, yasss 🤗😍

    • @HelixMX
      @HelixMX 4 года назад +3

      Speak for yourself simp

  • @gabrielledominguez8993
    @gabrielledominguez8993 4 года назад +462

    being called a mango bc its valley girl's favorite fruit is the elite compliment

  • @totallynottheone3981
    @totallynottheone3981 4 года назад +955

    Highlights:
    If you’re feeling a little crazy maybe two millimeter-no, okay, sure.
    Sorry Zac literally just broke both my legs, so embarrassing, I’m sure you’ll find a girl with two intact tibias.
    Even if there’s full on skeletons on the ground, carpet will cover it, carpet will cover it.
    KENDAL JENNER CAN EAT SHI-
    If you played roller derby, your name would be killbo baggins
    You ran over f o u r. Mailboxes
    1. 2. 3. 4
    You ran over two fire hydrants
    That’s. 1. 2. Fire hydrants
    And one lemonade stand
    1.
    You could take on a dragon in a fight, if it was like bwargghhh. You could just blow back the fire breath with your air breath
    However many bagels you wanna eat in a day, triple that, there’s still no limit.
    Krunk would love you babe.
    She looks so super duper cute, fuck my flowers.
    She didn’t kill me I just give up
    It’s okay that your internal compass is like all fucked up
    I think you could text me the entire communist manifesto in three minutes
    If you were a mermaid and an uncopyrighted seawitch wanted to take your best quality. She would take your hair.

    • @kadburycream
      @kadburycream 4 года назад +27

      Just the greatest one liners ever

    • @lexikennedy7178
      @lexikennedy7178 4 года назад +17

      KRUNK LMAO

    • @anookishexception7234
      @anookishexception7234 4 года назад +30

      It's okay that your internal compass is completely out of- fucking! whack

    • @jem_theelf
      @jem_theelf 4 года назад +10

      My fave quotes so far during this Celebrity Personal assistant series:
      1.If you were in Lord of the Rings, you would be Legolas.
      2. Knowing how to spell necessary is totally unnecessary.
      3. You have the most beautiful hair besides me.
      Oh, and the lemonade stand. Never forget the lemonade stand.

    • @mini_red4731
      @mini_red4731 4 года назад

      She can say Legolas but not Ursula

  • @whimsyasmr589
    @whimsyasmr589 4 года назад +733

    This series is truly, like, a soothing satire for our time.

    • @LittleMew133
      @LittleMew133 3 года назад +1

      It's so ridiculously but maybe possibly really exist somewhere in modern society

  • @georgiarose2542
    @georgiarose2542 4 года назад +454

    I get the vibe that she either secretly hates me or she has a crush on me and knows she can’t do anything about it

  • @wen6ys
    @wen6ys 4 года назад +1260

    *Stress, Anxiety, Depression, Fear*
    Carpet will cover it, Carpet will cover it

    • @issyb5468
      @issyb5468 4 года назад +44

      I can't stress how underrated this comment is

    • @issyb5468
      @issyb5468 4 года назад +15

      No pun intended

    • @No1TypeC
      @No1TypeC 4 года назад +24

      SHE SAID THIS RIGHT AS I READ IT. I finally experienced what that's like. The world is fair after all 🙏

    • @wulfosricii
      @wulfosricii 4 года назад +6

      i saw the first part of your comment and i immediately though of ATLA.

    • @redhood4457
      @redhood4457 4 года назад +4

      Leah: Type S except when play DBD

  • @lilykesten1007
    @lilykesten1007 4 года назад +446

    “cronk would love you, babe” ......i’m in tears thank u somuchj erin in sob bign

    • @Meng_7025
      @Meng_7025 4 года назад +74

      the cry typing in this paired with erins heart OBLITERATED me it’s so fucking funny

    • @SkittyDangerzne
      @SkittyDangerzne 4 года назад

      @@RaymondJiang444 Facts. Don't throw off his groove.

  • @karenthegrilledcheese
    @karenthegrilledcheese 4 года назад +4773

    She knows that valley girl attracts the gays when she says “it’s ok that you don’t know how to drive” SHE SEES US

    • @npolk2080
      @npolk2080 4 года назад +91

      What? Is that a stereotype I’m not aware of? Lol

    • @LittleMissLounge
      @LittleMissLounge 4 года назад +55

      It's a meme.

    • @Cohemotgus
      @Cohemotgus 4 года назад +233

      Wait, lesbians don't drive? Then who's in the U-Haul!?

    • @miat1329
      @miat1329 4 года назад +8

      I’m laughing 😆

    • @ttaine
      @ttaine 4 года назад +119

      N Polk yeah, gays either not being able to drive or not being able to do maths is a joke / stereotype haha

  • @nordlysasmr
    @nordlysasmr 4 года назад +1796

    erin: you matched with zac efron
    me laughing thinking how sad i just wanted to get matched with my personal assistant: hah :) thats great :) love that

    • @candeferreyra2216
      @candeferreyra2216 4 года назад +113

      fr, I really thought this time she would hit on us, cannot wait till we get married and we plan the wedding 😔😔

    • @lalalalala4634
      @lalalalala4634 4 года назад +3

      Zerei minha vida,Nordlys e eu temos asmrtist em comum.

    • @Nina-pz7ge
      @Nina-pz7ge 4 года назад +24

      Frfr i just wanna go out with valley girl instead of zac

    • @jenya-was-here
      @jenya-was-here 2 года назад +1

      @@candeferreyra2216 Saaaaaaame, she needs to flirt with us already 😭😭♥

  • @shelblr
    @shelblr 4 года назад +2373

    “driving is for ugly people.”
    me: *drives* i’m aware

    • @irene.5830
      @irene.5830 4 года назад +74

      damn i must be an uber 🤩

    • @fruitysnax9219
      @fruitysnax9219 4 года назад +4

      I thought you said you were Kevin!

    • @lunafroggy8967
      @lunafroggy8967 4 года назад +7

      Bro... I'm 16 and I can drive... not starting my future well😅

    • @kristenjustkristen9462
      @kristenjustkristen9462 4 года назад +5

      So you have 444 likes and I wanted to give mine but I'm superstitious so I'll give my comment instead.
      Yea, I'm weird.

    • @yeehawcunts
      @yeehawcunts 4 года назад +9

      I wouldn’t know what that’s like 💅🏻 (Not bc I’m pretty...I just can’t drive...)

  • @noahbartlett1296
    @noahbartlett1296 4 года назад +948

    Skeletons: exist
    Carpet: imma bout to end this mans whole career

    • @zipzedziltch1813
      @zipzedziltch1813 4 года назад +25

      Imagine just randomly sending this to someone. What would they say? Like that’s super cursed. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

    • @wichiku
      @wichiku 4 года назад +11

      AGayPanic TM I JUST GOT IT ITD THE CATACOMBS OUR STILETTTOSSS

    • @jingleberries3881
      @jingleberries3881 4 года назад +7

      It took me a *liiiiiiiitle* too long to figure out wtf this was about

  • @brianna3965
    @brianna3965 4 года назад +914

    Half a millimeter trim😂 “wanna be crazy and do two millimeter? No? Ok”

  • @noahbartlett1296
    @noahbartlett1296 4 года назад +623

    Dragon: exists
    My lung capacity: imma bout to end this mans whole career

    • @kristinamartines6806
      @kristinamartines6806 3 года назад +3

      @Courtney Baker im dead cau you stole all the oxygen with your amazing lung capacity

  • @Joshua-Stacy
    @Joshua-Stacy 4 года назад +732

    When she said “Kendall Jenner can eat shi” I felt that

  • @rozien2877
    @rozien2877 4 года назад +498

    She gets prettier EVERY VIDEO

    • @saltybagels4272
      @saltybagels4272 4 года назад +5

      Haha cannot relate 🤭

    • @redshirt5126
      @redshirt5126 4 года назад +7

      @@saltybagels4272 am a driver so will never relate😜

    • @supremeoverlord0
      @supremeoverlord0 4 года назад +2

      @@redshirt5126 We've got to start biking, my dude. 😔 Gotta start up that beauty routine.

  • @JustKet99
    @JustKet99 4 года назад +60

    I love to imagine the celebrity she's talking to is a sweetheart who just jokes around a lot with her and she takes it so seriously, like with the catacombs thing.
    Someone does something wrong and the celeb is like, "Ah! That's okay..." And her assistant is just violently twitching and foaming at the mouth.

    • @banrions
      @banrions 2 месяца назад

      This is my fav take on it as well

  • @peachr384
    @peachr384 4 года назад +1221

    “It’s okay you can’t drive.” This woman has a camera somewhere right?

  • @thehearthotel
    @thehearthotel 4 года назад +534

    Why is no one mentioning the "as long as the terrain of the catacombs accommodates your stilettos" joke, that TOOK ME OUT

    • @theawkwarddolphin4752
      @theawkwarddolphin4752 4 года назад +13

      I'm probably dumb, but could someone explain it to me?

    • @adeceve
      @adeceve 4 года назад +8

      “Carpet covers everything.”

    • @woah665
      @woah665 4 года назад +4

      “Even if there’s like, BONES on the floor, the carpet will cover it.

  • @minniestagram
    @minniestagram 4 года назад +665

    "Driving is for ugly people"
    Apparently I'm beauty royalty now, cool.

  • @lisbethlinton3664
    @lisbethlinton3664 4 года назад +654

    "It's okay that your internal compass is, like, completely out of f**kin' wack." 😂🤣

    • @chloemcclellan7667
      @chloemcclellan7667 4 года назад +18

      But I fucking felt that one lol

    • @KittyWillCutYou
      @KittyWillCutYou 4 года назад +2

      I feel validated

    • @TaraLyz
      @TaraLyz 4 года назад +1

      I felt so triggered by this statement! 👀😱😂

  • @ra1nnforest923
    @ra1nnforest923 4 года назад +264

    "You'd be a mango because their my favorite"
    *flashbacks to Erin crying over hurting the mango squishy*

  • @nate_on_youtube69
    @nate_on_youtube69 4 года назад +291

    "So as one does when they spot a rival in beauty, they immediately surrender to death" is a timeless classic goof, and you're all sleeping on it, and it's killing me as surely as if I spotted a rival in beauty.

  • @lucynl5906
    @lucynl5906 4 года назад +183

    “Cronk would love you babe”- that is some affirmation I didn’t know I needed

  • @valh3532
    @valh3532 4 года назад +288

    the little smile after she said "air breath" im crying shes so cute

    • @Jack10158
      @Jack10158 4 года назад

      Timestamp please?

    • @valh3532
      @valh3532 4 года назад

      @@Jack10158 11:52

    • @Jack10158
      @Jack10158 4 года назад

      @@valh3532 thanks bro

    • @valh3532
      @valh3532 4 года назад

      @@Jack10158 no problem!

    • @Jack10158
      @Jack10158 4 года назад

      @@valh3532 👌🏽👍🏽

  • @aeceldra5405
    @aeceldra5405 4 года назад +149

    the smile after erin said "air breath" had me

    • @SophieJackson1993
      @SophieJackson1993 2 года назад +1

      Oh god me too. It reminded me of that Miss America meme. Such as the Iraq and everywhere such as.

  • @emmabarton8372
    @emmabarton8372 4 года назад +364

    Homegirl really said “give the people what they want” 😂❤️

    • @vlogsbykatiee
      @vlogsbykatiee 4 года назад +5

      DUUUUDE I have literally been hoping for this for so long

    • @oheyitslil
      @oheyitslil 4 года назад +4

      this is something i didn’t know i’ve been waiting for

  • @slipskolt7300
    @slipskolt7300 4 года назад +444

    That third eye joke should not have sent me into hysterics as much as it did

    • @wen2367
      @wen2367 4 года назад +1

      lol i read this as soon as she said it

    • @emma-sc7cu
      @emma-sc7cu 4 года назад

      Wait what time ??

  • @nickiraeeexo1915
    @nickiraeeexo1915 4 года назад +887

    Imagine faking two broken legs to get out of a date with Zac efron lmao what an icon

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 4 года назад +513

    PA: how are you feeling?
    Me: ...
    PA: Too distraught to even speak?
    Me, a single tear slipping down my cheek: **nods** Yeah

    • @LexPlautia
      @LexPlautia 4 года назад +2

      The amount of people liking this comment (me too) is scary 😅 are yall ok?

  • @destinyfryson1086
    @destinyfryson1086 4 года назад +110

    “You can totally blow the fire breath away with your..air breath” *awkward smile* love her so much

  • @misstreefingers
    @misstreefingers 4 года назад +320

    I loooove the scratchy notepad love updates! So tingly
    Imagine a personal assistant roleplay where we hear all about our potential celebrity suitors (babes of all genders); run through their excessive compliments they’ve told our assistant to tell us, see all the weird presents they’ve sent to win our affection, AND hear about their date ideas - only for us to decide that they’re all trash, and choose to stay at home and hang with our super cool assistant instead 🌹🌹🌹🌹

  • @creepypuppetasmr
    @creepypuppetasmr 4 года назад +96

    She’s wearing the same top in her 1920s video. It’s confirmed; 1920s lady is Valley girl’s grandmother. The lace top was most likely passed on to her

    • @Stefanie_T.
      @Stefanie_T. 4 года назад +4

      Greatgrandmother probably, but I'm totally in on that theory! 🤩

  • @ozlemk.1739
    @ozlemk.1739 4 года назад +743

    first off, i adore this personal assistant for her dedication and her accent. second, i don't know how much of this script you write beforehand and how much you improvise, but it's awesome. third, i love that every time you curse it's a surprise and absolutely hilarious. finally, thank you for the "it's okay that your internal compass is like completely out of fucking whack" i finally feel validated as a dumbass who got lost in our new apartment because the living room had two doors and my brain couldn't cope with that

    • @karenramnath9993
      @karenramnath9993 4 года назад

      That’s the part I don’t like...I love the accent, the videos are so well done, but sheesh, can we just omit the cussing?

    • @lovleyloner1487
      @lovleyloner1487 2 года назад +13

      I honestly didn't even realize she cursed until I seen this comment.

    • @jenya-was-here
      @jenya-was-here 2 года назад +28

      The swearing is done with 10/10 comedic timing, please leave it in babes ♥

    • @danikasaunders7008
      @danikasaunders7008 2 года назад +11

      @@karenramnath9993 no wonder your name is karen💀💀✋🏻✋🏻

  • @jkr9090
    @jkr9090 4 года назад +210

    This channel is slowly becoming Valley Girls account and I’m here for it

  • @w456-b9u
    @w456-b9u 4 года назад +1719

    those 19 dislikes are from Kendall Jenner and her spam accounts

  • @harleyQ9000
    @harleyQ9000 4 года назад +1675

    “Driving is for ugly people” actually made me feel better of not having gotten a driver's license yet.

    • @kirdot2011
      @kirdot2011 4 года назад +3

      But you've tried haven't you?

    • @jairoquintana3818
      @jairoquintana3818 4 года назад +3

      You're grown ain't you? Do you just not want to?

    • @SofieLoaf
      @SofieLoaf 4 года назад +2

      God same.

    • @SofieLoaf
      @SofieLoaf 4 года назад +42

      Jairo Quintana i mean if they're like me it might be anxeity. I've tried several times and i just- forget everything. But i live in norway where the written test is INFAMOUS for being extremely difficult so like it's different for everyone

    • @elizabethlfaircloth9521
      @elizabethlfaircloth9521 4 года назад +5

      Oh my gosh, same here. I thought I was the only one at first. o.o

  • @MichaelaBelle
    @MichaelaBelle 4 года назад +514

    Her "third eye" comment made me wanna see valley girl give me a tarot card reading

    • @lindslu
      @lindslu 4 года назад +6

      YES

    • @gillianritchey
      @gillianritchey 3 года назад +3

      omg yesss

    • @bassrocks9
      @bassrocks9 2 года назад +2

      This is an old comment but yes a thousand times yes

  • @hearthstia
    @hearthstia 4 года назад +495

    me crying at 3am because I'm lonely and feel like trash:
    valley girl's positive affirmations: I'm gonna end this man's whole career

    • @viporal7898
      @viporal7898 4 года назад +2

      Nobody cares. Fix yourself, I don't want to hear it

    • @taliatorrens2578
      @taliatorrens2578 4 года назад +17

      Viporal shut up 😹

    • @viporal7898
      @viporal7898 4 года назад +1

      @@taliatorrens2578 I said I don't want to hear it

    • @oogleoo
      @oogleoo 4 года назад +13

      feel better!! i know that valley girl made me feel better too. all abt the little things :)

    • @prettyprincess8888
      @prettyprincess8888 4 года назад +18

      Viporal dawg you couldve scrolled no need to be rude. this isnt your comment section dont feel so entitled man.

  • @tearsandink3204
    @tearsandink3204 4 года назад +888

    goodnight moon: "you have incredibly impressive lung capacity"
    me: *has asthma*

  • @natomaton
    @natomaton 4 года назад +626

    her: [going through all my male celebrity suitors]
    me: wow this is distinctly less gay than usual
    her: i t s o k t h a t y o u c a n t d r i v e
    me: THERE it is

  • @flamethrowercb7
    @flamethrowercb7 4 года назад +100

    The effort she puts into these videos is amazing. She decorated her backgrounds, adds props specific to the video, makes her video over 20 minutes etc.

    • @ano898
      @ano898 4 года назад +1

      You should check out Myaling ASMR, Suna ASMR and Latte ASMR too. They put a lot of work into production, just like Goodnight moon.

  • @esme8875
    @esme8875 4 года назад +395

    i laughed so hard at “an uncopyrighted evil sea witch”

    • @theembersinside1420
      @theembersinside1420 4 года назад +3

      I didn't catch that the 1st time around. So glad i saw this comment now! 😄

  • @DefaultSeaTurtle
    @DefaultSeaTurtle 4 года назад +253

    No one:
    Literally not a single person:
    Erin: "Killbo Baggins"

    • @goose5654
      @goose5654 4 года назад +17

      From The Land of Murder

    • @lillylouu
      @lillylouu 3 года назад

      @@goose5654 underrated reply

  • @rachelstewart7781
    @rachelstewart7781 4 года назад +580

    This is my single favorite character that anyone in the ASMR community has created, I just want to say THANK YOU to Erin for being so fucking funny and creative while also somehow remaining completely relaxing!!!! What a talent :O

  • @shiannabaker5124
    @shiannabaker5124 4 года назад +663

    "Driving is for ugly people"
    Me, who can't drive and is insecure about it: "driving is for ugly people" ✨😌💕

    • @MsChocolatecupcakes1
      @MsChocolatecupcakes1 4 года назад +3

      What does it mean if I don’t know how to drive?

    • @theharvestarr
      @theharvestarr 4 года назад +18

      Erin Burgess it means ur beautiful & also a genius. driving is the worst

    • @MsChocolatecupcakes1
      @MsChocolatecupcakes1 4 года назад +2

      hotsocks thank you 🥺

    • @hannahware3751
      @hannahware3751 4 года назад +7

      My ugly a$$ will drive so your beautiful one won't have to 😁😉💖

    • @iamabominati0n970
      @iamabominati0n970 4 года назад +1

      what's insecure about not being able to drive?

  • @middysart
    @middysart 4 года назад +74

    9:24 - okay so weird story: I gave up my driver's license about a year ago because driving gave me waaaaay too much anxiety, to the point that I'd have panic attacks just thinking about it. So this affirmation not only caught me off guard but it was actually really helpful to hear x'D

  • @retrosavi431
    @retrosavi431 4 года назад +221

    13:01 crazy how you knew that the only male approval I've ever wanted is from Kronk

  • @-light.academia-1696
    @-light.academia-1696 4 года назад +431

    Let’s be real:
    *We all clicked so fast sonic and iida could never*

  • @dans2946
    @dans2946 4 года назад +255

    I'm a guy, but that Robert Pattinson date sounds like fun times.

  • @amandagamboa8088
    @amandagamboa8088 4 года назад +305

    “Do u wanna hear my notes?” Was just an excuse for moon to pull out her cute glasses

    • @SaraBearyy
      @SaraBearyy 4 года назад +8

      We ain't complaining tho 👀💜

    • @literallyasuka2996
      @literallyasuka2996 4 года назад

      Your profile picture is a bit off center

  • @artemisflores859
    @artemisflores859 4 года назад +220

    me: chilling before bed
    valley girl: begins tapping her teeth
    im absolutely losing it i love this character so so much

  • @pan9507
    @pan9507 4 года назад +232

    why is no one talking about "lung capacity, lung capacity"

  • @abbylyles941
    @abbylyles941 4 года назад +530

    “you can have as many bagels as you want. there’s literally no limit.” me on my 4th bagel of the day:👁👄👁

    • @Lunabandit
      @Lunabandit 4 года назад +5

      abby lyles feel you, bought some sour dough today I have eaten the whole loaf

    • @SaraBearyy
      @SaraBearyy 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @emzeees
      @emzeees 4 года назад +4

      bagels are unlimited, they are nonending, never enOUGH

  • @kalystagutierrez1607
    @kalystagutierrez1607 4 года назад +315

    We better be paying her an ungodly amount of money, she deserves it for dealing with us!

  • @samantharhodes4610
    @samantharhodes4610 4 года назад +67

    Cracking up that she’s even bringing Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson into the conversation at all as if the person she’s talking to wouldn’t be totally in love with her already. I mean - the companionship, the HISTORY here. 🤦‍♀️ We love an oblivious queen.

  • @zombie_girl_
    @zombie_girl_ 4 года назад +256

    ✨ FAVORITE AFFIRMATIONS✨
    9:15 “Kendall Jenner can eat Sh*t”
    10:11 “You’re too sexy for driving”
    10:37 “You’d be a Mango just because they’re my favorite”
    11:31 “...all one hundred, just like that”
    13:09 “Kronk would love you babe!”
    14:11 “she didn’t kill me, I just give up”
    14:53 “It’s ok, we’ll just have to put a little bell on you, like a cat
    ~~HONORABLE MENTIONS~~
    9:10 “the strawberry midi dress looks better on you than anybody else
    17:37 “you’re dog knows how much you love her”

    • @kristiang1870
      @kristiang1870 4 года назад +6

      Don’t forget 6:58 “Carpet will cover it...carpet will cover it.”

    • @gimpy6643
      @gimpy6643 3 года назад

      Love this lol

    • @tiramissau
      @tiramissau Год назад

      Love it

  • @AuntieJs
    @AuntieJs 4 года назад +313

    “We can totally have someone crawl down there and roll out a carpet..even if there’s skeletons carpet will cover it” I’m dying 😂😂😂

  • @sarakalkati
    @sarakalkati 4 года назад +131

    omg imagine if she did one where the celebrity got arrested LMAOO

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 4 года назад +2

      Underrated idea!!!

    • @natasha-ut7si
      @natasha-ut7si 3 года назад +17

      'ASMR Celebrity Assistant Getting You Out Of Jail'

    • @maggieflynn466
      @maggieflynn466 3 года назад +25

      “hey babe, super uncool that they arrested you! ugh :( law enforcement is SO out these days, they’re lucky to even be in your presence. Well I bailed you out, ~obviously~ and don’t worry, we still have an hour until your Vogue shoot. Here’s your coconut water babe! Drink up, this place is dehydrating your soul.”

  • @leah7348
    @leah7348 4 года назад +121

    *when you're hopelessly in love with your personal assistant but she tries to set you up with somebody else so you just go with it because there's no way she'd ever love you back*

  • @reaganventuri8397
    @reaganventuri8397 4 года назад +91

    “It’s okay you don’t know how to drive” - Me to myself even after 5 years of driving

  • @crkffcrkff6237
    @crkffcrkff6237 4 года назад +123

    Erin trying to stay in character: *Casually taps on the lens of her glasses*

  • @LaurenZimmerRen
    @LaurenZimmerRen 4 года назад +298

    “If you were in roller derby. Your name would be Killbo Baggins.”

  • @iridescentmothasmr
    @iridescentmothasmr 4 года назад +72

    The cuts make this more chaotic and I absolutely adore it

  • @irasra
    @irasra 4 года назад +62

    "You could take on a dragon in a fight because if it started to fire breathe on you like WAHHHHHHHH" got me dead

  • @kayleeblack4303
    @kayleeblack4303 4 года назад +137

    Everyone's favorite character.

  • @sugarbrutalsyd8303
    @sugarbrutalsyd8303 4 года назад +20

    Equal parts tingly and HILARIOUS. Your sense of humor and comic timing is just... Immaculate.

  • @woahtheresis2797
    @woahtheresis2797 4 года назад +241

    Okay but... imagine how SHOCKED I was when she pulled out the exact same pillow I’m laying on rn.

  • @UnderwhelmingGamer
    @UnderwhelmingGamer 4 года назад +130

    Me, a male gym rat: omg I can’t wait to try on this pantsuit! I bet the bralette’s going to be so cute!

  • @gingerels
    @gingerels 4 года назад +32

    I’d love to be given breakup advice by this valley girl, I feel like she’d set me straight & give the best comfort - I hope we see more of this character as you play her so fabulously!! 🥰

  • @chaoticcrn235
    @chaoticcrn235 4 года назад +189

    Kronk would love me? **sniffs** I would love him back

  • @snakedaddyjones3701
    @snakedaddyjones3701 4 года назад +30

    Her hair color is my absolute favorite shade, glisten, depth, everything of red. I love red. Her hair makes me tingle just looking at it AHHHHHH

  • @lapinx2607
    @lapinx2607 4 года назад +163

    never clicked so fast
    also these affirmations are sO ACCURATE TO ME LMAO

  • @moonlightbae1695
    @moonlightbae1695 3 года назад +18

    the random cut offs during the positive affirmations made it so much better

  • @LiaAwesomeness
    @LiaAwesomeness 4 года назад +220

    can't drive, kills plants, no sense of direction... is erin hiding in my bushes?

  • @emilyheap
    @emilyheap 4 года назад +203

    “You could blow out the fire with your air breath.” *grin*
    “However many bagels you want to eat in a day, triple that and there’s still no limit. . . . . . What?”
    🤣