Yeet 2882 I was like “really? I never much thought about my knees; they are just sort of there, you know? Well, I guess I’m glad somebody loves them!” 😂
Everybody's talking about her name staring with a v, like Vanessa or Victoria. But what if- what if her name was actually Valley? It sounds kinda cute and fresh
I'm glad we are getting the positive affirmation we needed regarding our love of snails. There was a snail in the garden today and I felt very unloved by him ignoring the lettuce I so carefully laid out for him. I'm glad he does love me. He just had places to be.
Don't worry, snails are busy creatures. It takes them so long to get anywhere that they constantly have to be going. They will express their love through snail telepathy (snelepathy) which we unfortunately cannot hear, but nevertheless they are sending love.
I can’t tell which is better: that We have specifically requested each of these buck wild affirmations... or that these are real things Valley Girl has plucked from our existence to assuage our deepest fears and insecurities. This series is so bananas and I’m permanently into it.
I like to think that she can tell what our insecurities are and bases them around that. Makes it way funnier when you see that the celeb is afraid that snails don’t like them and that the tamogachis they killed hate them.
I love how she says “it’s all about catching the eye, like a peacock” and then we (the celebrity) immediately get the idea to add feathers that trail behind the dress. Like listening to her gave us creative inspiration
This is such a random compliment but your sense of color is incredible. I always think you pick the perfect shades of nail polish, lipstick, eyeshadow, hair dye, and all of your clothes and decor.
This Valley Girl Personal Assistant is by far my favorite ASMR character of all time. I rewatch your valley girl videos regularly to fall asleep. I was so excited to see you upload this. Love your work Erin, keep it up!
Same! Although I do feel like she went a little harder on the valley girl accent in the celebrity stylist video (especially the first few minutes, which are AMAZING) so I'd love if she played up the accent more though. Maybe that's just my bias since I shamelessly enjoyed the flirting in that one too
@@sex_in_the_s0viet_union_ it's a single-celled organism that looks (and acts) like a blob pretty much, lol. It doesn't have a specific shape, and when it eats stuff, it basically just moves itself to give the thing a "hug" before absorbing it.
I don’t know if it’s funnier to imagine the assistant coming up with the affirmation subjects, or the celebrity specifically wanting to hear that snails love her and want to be her friend.
i can definitely imagine the scene. celebrity girl is chilling in the garden, having her hair brushed. then she starts bawling uncontrollably because the snails are moving away from her. she likes to be adored! but the snails seem repulsed by her. so valley girl swoops in with hugs and tenderness and reassurance and calming scents and wine and tea. from that point forward, valley girl is stopping in every pet store, demanding to see their molluscs, trying to find extra affectionate snails to make her celebrity feel happy and universally loved again 😊
Yes it was so funny to hear for the first time. And now it's my favorite part to skip to because it's soooo tingly! Really smooth and crisp whispers ☺️
“Nobody can tell how much you’re fighting for your fucking life after one flight of stairs” is probably my favorite line of hers. That and the “hairy knees” thing from the mossdrop tea shop.
aficionado means "a person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about an activity, subject, or pastime." So, that means she is well informed about snails 😊
I love this character so much, it's refreshing to get a character that's usually stereotypically bitchy but in fact super caring and genuine. Thanks for continuing this series Erin!
At first I thought I was just a spoiled rich girl. But after hearing how well I party, like doing a backflip and sticking the landing. I have a whole new respect for me.
Is that la vie en rose I hear in the background?! That’s the song that we played at my mums funeral. Brought back some happy memories with her. We used to dance in the kitchen to this in the morning and now I’m crying. This is gonna get lost but thank you Erin for the happiest tears I’ve had in a while
Hey Ben. I hope you're doing well. Those happy moments with our loved ones -like you dancing with your mom- often become precious treasures later in life. I hope you have an excellent day whenever you read days. May your heart find peace and your tears be of joy.
She sounds like she was a bright person; like one of those people that people just gravitate towards for comfort. My mom wasn't really like that but she sounds great :D
9:00 You can just TELL that she fell into a fit of giggles for a straight 10 minutes after saying “I like to feel like an amoeba” in a valley girl accent
“No one can tell you’re fighting for your fucking life after going up one flight of stairs.” I didn’t come here to be attacked. Regardless super tingly!
Her barely repressed laugh during the ‘i just wanna feel like.. an amoeba’ with a distinct pause, a squint, and a delicate but erratic hand flourish ‘yeah.’ It killed me. I always expect to laugh but like erin 😭
i was just thinking about how i wanted a personal assistant roleplay and here we are. it’s like she’s a mind reader. tysm for this, i’m about to go to bed :) (p.s. i think a fortune teller w/ a valley girl accent roleplay would be cool, just a thought)
"hairstylists are somehow both the sweetest, yet most vindictive creatures you will ever meet." As a hairstylist, I am inclined to say that this statement is painfully accurate lmao
4:22-5:15 I can’t explain it, but this part gives me more tingles than any other ASMR. Literally I come to this video to watch this exact part every day.
I love how she calls your behavior that of a "rabid raccoon" and then she subtly picks out a facemask with a little raccoon printed on it, like "yup, this is so you babe" lmao
Whenever I need self care I come back to these videos, take a bath with some snacks and drinks and candles and just pretend I’m in the video lol it’s very helpful, calms me down, and makes me feel very special. Thank you for these, I hope you never stop making them!
I like to imagine that the affirmations come from events throughout the day- like someone asking us to spell necessary, a snail hiding when we walk by, a construction working telling us we could never use a forklift, etc. and we tell Erin to write them down as they happen
So what did we learn today kids? 1. You are great at slicing avocados 🥑 2. It is okay that you literally die going up one flight of stairs ✨ 3. You are loved by snails 🐌 4. Spelling nessasary is not nessasary 🥲 5. Forklift operating is where we are headed in life 🥰
She’s so cuuuuutttteeeeee. The little laugh at the ‘i love to feel like an amoeba’, too bad it was cut! I’m sure the alcohol pouring was also cut due to laughing, she has made me smile and laugh just at her smiling.
that's the magic of cutting at the right time c: it leaves you with a funny impression that is kinda more effective and fitting for this kind of video than having it play out. It makes it more of a spoof than a hahaha
The affirmations timestamps 15:20 - You’re so good at cutting avocados Gordon Ramsay would be so impressed 16:21 - It’s okay you get completely winded going up ✨one✨ flight of stairs 17:15 - Snails love you 17:53 - It’s okay that you don’t know how to spell necessary. It’s okay that you’ve googled it so many times, and on private mode out of shame💀💀 18:33 - You would be really good at operating a forklift
celebrity me: embarassed myself at a party with loads of paparazzi, drinking loads of wine to try and forget what happened valley girl's positive affirmations: *yeah, you can drive a forklift*
the way asmr is the ultimate place where my sensory disorder doesn’t become an issue anymore and just a bonus to be extra sensitive to all the nice tingles is holy
I definitely hear Paris Hilton in the Valley Girl’s accent and vocal fry. Paris’s normal speaking voice is pure ASMR. There’s a really sweet video she made recently showing off a photo album a fan made for her and thanking her.
erin, you probably have thousands of people telling you this but you’re so gorgeous, like ethereal, you’re literally all the synonyms for the word beautiful :)
See she says she noticed our haircut when we know damn well she scheduled it
I love the comments that say "our," all of us in this one body 😅
@@taylorjade6918 imagine if the 1.3 million people who viewed this video controlled one body that would be ... utter chaos
Apollo_141 yeah lol no wonder we fell off that roof. 😳
underratED OH MY GOD
Apollo_141
utter chaos and Oh So Entertaining ;)
Just want this "Personal Assistant" series to never end
I just want this "personal assistant" ;)
Chris Hahn chill bro
YES
me neither
not against it but really want the fantasy stuff back
“If a snail had arms it would hug you”
Seriously these affirmations are the best things.
Remember the last ones “People love your knees”
Yeet 2882 I was like “really? I never much thought about my knees; they are just sort of there, you know? Well, I guess I’m glad somebody loves them!” 😂
I was the 1000th like, just soo satisfying it going from 999 to 1k
Lol ikr
“ if snails had arms they would hug you “
that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
I was going to like when I suddenly stopped how could I ruin it?????
*like
Erin's imagination is an endless world of joy and comfiness. Her charisma and creativity is beyond mortal reach
5:30 When Erin's creative side was being designed
Aura Quarius 😂
And her hair as well
@Avoid Struggle-love, Go SYSBM!! waht's that
This implies that Erin is immortal and, frankly, I'm not complaining.
I love how “positive affirmations” is basically just “bullying you but in a way that makes u fall in love with me”
😂
Is *that* what negging is?
I need a whole video of it
perfectly said😂
@@blue1601 no it's the default flirting style for tsunderes
being called princess is such a special thing when you're 23 and male
i mean nobody's called me princess for at least 10 years
You deserve it princess
You are a princess. S2
Take care princess 💖
princess!
Stay safe princess 😘
Everybody's talking about her name staring with a v, like Vanessa or Victoria. But what if- what if her name was actually Valley? It sounds kinda cute and fresh
ooooo
Valerie
Or maybe Vallery, like Valerie but spelled with a Valley in it?
Vale? Valley (Vale-y)
Valleigh
I'm glad we are getting the positive affirmation we needed regarding our love of snails. There was a snail in the garden today and I felt very unloved by him ignoring the lettuce I so carefully laid out for him. I'm glad he does love me. He just had places to be.
Don't worry, snails are busy creatures. It takes them so long to get anywhere that they constantly have to be going. They will express their love through snail telepathy (snelepathy) which we unfortunately cannot hear, but nevertheless they are sending love.
geekosaurus
This conversation is so unbelievably wise.
i love every part of this comment, and the reply underneath it. blessed my day yall are precious
I adore snails, rarely see them because they are busy buddies
effervescent...
I feel like at this point Valley Girl deserves a name, she’s earned it.
Kelsey?
Tiffany. take it or leave it.
such a chelsea
victoria castillero yesssss Tiffany feels right
Ashleigh 💘
I can’t tell which is better: that We have specifically requested each of these buck wild affirmations... or that these are real things Valley Girl has plucked from our existence to assuage our deepest fears and insecurities.
This series is so bananas and I’m permanently into it.
Can you *now* tell which us better?
I like to think that she can tell what our insecurities are and bases them around that. Makes it way funnier when you see that the celeb is afraid that snails don’t like them and that the tamogachis they killed hate them.
I love how she says “it’s all about catching the eye, like a peacock” and then we (the celebrity) immediately get the idea to add feathers that trail behind the dress. Like listening to her gave us creative inspiration
her saying “babe” = being wrapped in a blanket fresh out of the dryer
You forgot to dump the lint
i was thinking something like that, yEs
It feels like hugging a fluffy doggie
Lexi R or like having a metal breakdown and then having someone pet your hair
then being gently kissed on the forehead
"Just tell me when" had the same energy as the "Two shots of vodka" vine and I'm living for it
(⌒▽⌒) Agreed !!
two shots.. of vodka *pours half of bottle into blender* :)
I love how she was so confused while pouring it 😂
FOUR SAMBUCAS
Two shots ..... of vodkaaa ......
*glug glug glug glug glug glug glug*
Clicked on this because I was curious about valley girl, and now I’m emotionally invested in Valley Girl and her happiness and future.
SEASON 2
You:
Ive only known valley girl for 2 seconds and if anything were to happen to her, I would kill everyone in the room and then myself.
@@smoshtv okay but same
I clicked on this video for some good ASMR. 🤷♀️ Anyone else?
I know what you mean all of the videos with valley girl are so cozy and soft.
This is such a random compliment but your sense of color is incredible. I always think you pick the perfect shades of nail polish, lipstick, eyeshadow, hair dye, and all of your clothes and decor.
She’s GORGEOUS
“you know what just tell me when”
*continues to pour wine*
“oh”
*wine almost spills*
“OH”💀
Jadha Aguayo 😂😂😂
I have become ALCOHOL🍻🍻🍻🥃🥃🥃🥃🍺🍺🍺🥃🍸🥃🍸🍸🤢🤭🤭🤭🤭🤮
Me
that was so damn good
I was dying for 5 minutes rewinding it
This Valley Girl Personal Assistant is by far my favorite ASMR character of all time. I rewatch your valley girl videos regularly to fall asleep. I was so excited to see you upload this. Love your work Erin, keep it up!
me too, she is amazing!
I don't know why, but I feel the same way! It's so perfect!
Same! Although I do feel like she went a little harder on the valley girl accent in the celebrity stylist video (especially the first few minutes, which are AMAZING) so I'd love if she played up the accent more though.
Maybe that's just my bias since I shamelessly enjoyed the flirting in that one too
SAME
Sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
erin: "you are so good at cutting avacados"
me: *has flashbacks to when i cut my hand open cutting an avacado*
"ah yes."
Ouch
I have zero cutting skills whatsoever😂
Omg my friend did that too
@@Nuggetwaifu I have a diff kind 👁👄👁
Knife through avocado through hand
"I like to feel like an amoeba" and "Fighting for your fucking life" had me in straight up giggle fits
The way she says “Just a highlight real of all the best moments every time” and you can hear her holding back laughter gets me too 😂❤
this video is more quotable than a LOT of movies
TwelveGaming, this is impossible. The archives must be incomplete
"I like to feel like an amoeba"
"snails LOVE you"
Its one of your many many many talents.
"Like we do agree that that is the behavior of a rabid raccoon, right?"
“If snails had arms, they would hug you”
My new favorite quote
And what timeline is that at?
@@Parachute_regt around 17:43
i took a photo of a behbeh snail this week, it was so derpy. It made me so happy ^.^
Snails are awesome!
the sprinklers installed in the trees are EVERYTHING
Im obsessed
yes!! I love how it was a callback to the last personal assistant video
I am living for those natural rain sounds. Yaaas.
"THERE IN THE TREES"
"With how much wine I drink and how many crackers I eat, I'm basically a priest" I died 😂
are we just gonna ignore that the background ISN'T A GREENSCREEN?
Her bathroom is literally perfect omg
Justanothergirlonyoutube ikr. What i wouldnt give to have her bathroom
I KNOW RIGGGHHHTTT
i literally built a $500k bloxburg house inspired solely around her bathroom
Claire Spoutz that’s dedication
This is will ALL her backgrounds!! SO DETERMINED AND SO AMAZING TALENTED!!!
You: "Hows the bath temp? Need anything? "
Me: *wearin swim goggels and holding rubber ducks* "i require fancy icecream and fancy grape juice"
I’m imagining this but with a snorkel and swimming flippers
But how will she take off your makeup if your wearing goggles
@@narwalace3823 ill take them off
Why do I imagine Peter Griffin saying this
kOkIcHi OuMa?! Is ThAt u?!
is it just me that worry’s about valley girls mental health? constantly putting us before herself...does she have free time? do we treat her well? 🥺
I also want to know, can we get a valley girl's day off vid where she spoils herself rotten, like she does for us?
@@someasmr6964 aww, that'd be nice!
when she mentioned the phone case i was like 🥺🥺 no 🥺🥺 i’d never say that 🥺🥺
SomeASMR yesssss i want that so much
I feel that 🤣 stressing over fictional characters is anxiety to the next level
I like how she couldn’t even take herself seriously 💀 “I like to feel like an amoeba”
we’re all doing our best not to laugh and clearly it’s not going well-
Wait - isn’t an ’amoeba’ a type of bacteria??
Bimini Bon Boulash energy
I giggled. Loved it 😂
@@sex_in_the_s0viet_union_ it's a single-celled organism that looks (and acts) like a blob pretty much, lol. It doesn't have a specific shape, and when it eats stuff, it basically just moves itself to give the thing a "hug" before absorbing it.
her: snails love you
me, thinking about how many snails ive accidentally stepped on: *weeping* ive been forgiven for my sins
😂😂
you really were the target audience of that message huh
Me remembering all the times I saved snails to be stepped on: “omg they remember me!!!”
Save the snails!
Me remembering that one time I purposely stepped on a snail as a kid: 'some sins cannot be forgiven..'
please do a whole video on those oddly specific kinds of positive affirmations because no exaggeration i completely live for them
Yes!! Do a video on more!! We love them!!
once the Gordon Ramsay affirmations hit I was like....ohhh yeesss
Yesssss
5:40 The concerned, horrified look as she continues pouring, then the abrupt cut in the middle of her "Umm..." just makes this part PERFECT
ikr i’m trying my best not to laugh over here-
The cut off just makes it 10x better
She had to swap the glass for the bottle during the cut
🤣🤣🤣🤣
golden
She either wants to get in the bath with us, or drown us in it, I can't tell which
Couldn't agree more.
Both in that order
Both 🤣
Enemies and Lovers
I don’t know if it’s funnier to imagine the assistant coming up with the affirmation subjects, or the celebrity specifically wanting to hear that snails love her and want to be her friend.
and that it’s okay that she can’t walk up a flight of stairs, no one can tell that she’s fighting for her life
i can definitely imagine the scene. celebrity girl is chilling in the garden, having her hair brushed. then she starts bawling uncontrollably because the snails are moving away from her. she likes to be adored! but the snails seem repulsed by her.
so valley girl swoops in with hugs and tenderness and reassurance and calming scents and wine and tea.
from that point forward, valley girl is stopping in every pet store, demanding to see their molluscs, trying to find extra affectionate snails to make her celebrity feel happy and universally loved again 😊
Yes it was so funny to hear for the first time. And now it's my favorite part to skip to because it's soooo tingly! Really smooth and crisp whispers ☺️
Alternate title could be ‘Erin enjoying having straight hair for 40 minutes’
And she looks damn good with it
I oddly just want to run my hand through it.
Chris Hahn I think that saying “damn” in that context is a sin.
alternative title should be "snails love you"
@@yesyes9246 oh h*ck
LMFAO
I was almost asleep until she said “Nobody can tell that you’re fighting for your f*cking life” 😂😭😂😭 I wheezed
Agdahjsdga me too
ENSS BVB WAIT QHEN DOES SHE SAY THAT
between 0:00 and 43:36 I think
it’s at 16:56
@@katesab5712 LMFAOOODLDLDKDLDMS STOPPP
Kylie _1112
16:56
okay but can we talk about how gorgeous this look is on erin??? the makeup, the hair, the nails, the earrings, the top…just **chef’s kiss**
sometimes, you don’t watch asmr for the tingles, but for the plot.
The plot: valley girl
Especially since quarentine, Erin is my new Netflix
the plot:🍾🥂✨🛁
"the plot"
If only you knew what plot really meant, plot and story are very different
"Hey princess oh my god look at you"
NO LOOK AT YOU, DAMN GIRL
WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO
"Hey princess. Oh my god. Look at you."
Me - *Thinks* I'm a guy though.
RoleplayRyan anyone can be a princess✨✨✨
@@RaymondJiang444 that is brilliant
Friend: so who’s your crush?
Me: *it’s complicated*
when it's not only a youtube but a youtube asmrtists roleplay character- oof
Oof-
I will be single forever
“Nobody can tell how much you’re fighting for your fucking life after one flight of stairs” is probably my favorite line of hers. That and the “hairy knees” thing from the mossdrop tea shop.
This is the funniest part I cried tearsssss laughing at this 😭😭😭😭
She cursed?
Erin: Snails can sense your good heart, and they love you back
Me, a snail aficionado: 😭 I’M SO GLAD THEY KNOW ❤️🐌
What is a snail afficianado
aficionado means "a person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about an activity, subject, or pastime." So, that means she is well informed about snails 😊
i have a pet snail named charlie and it is nice to know he loves me back
@@indigo7474 how can you be one tho.
Whoa that sounds cool, is that your job or just a hobby?
I love this character so much, it's refreshing to get a character that's usually stereotypically bitchy but in fact super caring and genuine. Thanks for continuing this series Erin!
Everybody asks "where's the celebrity assistant?" but no one asks "how is the celebrity assistant?"
wise words
And no one asks "why is the celebrity assistant" .
What is the celebrity assistant
When is the celebrity assistant
Is the celebrity assistant?
At first I thought I was just a spoiled rich girl. But after hearing how well I party, like doing a backflip and sticking the landing. I have a whole new respect for me.
Enemies to friends to lovers but both people are yourself
Straight hair Erin has a much different energy than wavy hair Erin but I love them both immensely
Is that la vie en rose I hear in the background?! That’s the song that we played at my mums funeral. Brought back some happy memories with her. We used to dance in the kitchen to this in the morning and now I’m crying. This is gonna get lost but thank you Erin for the happiest tears I’ve had in a while
I’m so sorry for your loss, I hope you’re doing well x
Hey Ben. I hope you're doing well. Those happy moments with our loved ones -like you dancing with your mom- often become precious treasures later in life. I hope you have an excellent day whenever you read days. May your heart find peace and your tears be of joy.
Wishing you peace and comfort
She sounds like she was a bright person; like one of those people that people just gravitate towards for comfort. My mom wasn't really like that but she sounds great :D
I’m sorry for your loss, but she lives on in your memories with her. And now she’s with us too 💖 sending you comfort
erin talking about chris and her sleeping together
my dumbass: omg they are roommates
And they were ROOMMATES
And there was ONLY ONE BED
@@danb4282 SHE CONFESSEDDDDDD
Just gals being pals!
I would like this comment but it has 143 likes right now and I don't wanna ruin that 😂
girl three years later and i still come back to this video because it’s just so perfect
“Blushing peach” aggggh
The way she tried not to laugh at herself after saying that she liked to feel like an amoeba was just grand. Loved that.
Notice right after it cuts. She definetly had to calm herself down 😂
I watched that part like 5 times just to see her smirk LMAO.
Time?
Sugar Bear 9:00😂
9:00
You can just TELL that she fell into a fit of giggles for a straight 10 minutes after saying “I like to feel like an amoeba” in a valley girl accent
Idk how many times I watched that part cause she's so cute when controlling her kaughte.r
Laughter*
I imagine she did this 🤭 and then snort laughed for a minute before collecting herself because ✨ she’s a professional ✨
😂
Yes!😂,♑
she is the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen
Honestly wished I looked like her
@@theweirdkidnextdoor219 I wish I looked like her and I'm a guy
@@rttncherry Simp
@@rttncherry i rarely call out simps but holy fck.
@@rttncherry what needs?
Her eye shape is literally perfect! Can we just appreciate that for a quick minute!
I can’t tell if there’s unspoken romantic tension between Ms. Assistant and Mx. Celebrity or if this woman really just deserves a pay raise
Both, probably
@@jellyfishb3ans both definitely
I need an episode of this series being her confessing to us, being rejected and trying to act professional nontheless.
legend pfp
Both AND I WOULD GLADLY ACCEPT
"it's okay that you get winded going up one flight of stairs"
i thought these were positive affirmations not coming for my *jugular*
idk why this is funny to me
"Nobody can tell that you're fighting for your fucking life" got me.
Underrated comment lmao
Payton Bradley I swear I LOST it when she said casually said that😂😂😂
hit home
Erin: snails love you.
Me, a Frenchman: it's mutual.
HWH999 this conments so fucking under rated, i love it xD
😶
mon dieu 😳😳😳
Genius.
This is an intellectual comment not as not many people will understand it but as in who knows the most random trivia
I’m like, OBSESSED, with her makeup. It’s so pretty and my little sapphic heart is crying 🥲
Every single positive affirmation felt like a personal attack and I'm thriving for it.
I know riiiiiight?!,😂
Aggressively kills anxiety
*me, on the verge of crying:* i dont need to know how to spell nessicary
Don’t worry, it’s not really nesissiri.
I dan't nassassarally knaw tha karract spallang anymar
Yeah, it isn't nesassary
don't worry guys, u can always google how to spell neccescery
But like is it 2 s’s or 2 c’s???
Your roleplays are literally the best it feels so real and natural :D And also the ambient noises are always so good too!
@@auxferd 💀💀💀💀💀
ur so right about those ambient noises!
I know right! I feel like the music adds a lot to the asmr... speaking of the music, does anyone know what piece it is?
@@kairose3412 It’s La Vie en Rose by Edith Pilaf
EmmaWhispers wow, thank you so much! I really appreciate it
“It’s been far too long”
Ah an old friend.
“What like 2 hours?”
Ah a dramatic friend that I care about nonetheless
Off topic, but I like your profile picture!
@@gakulon thank you so much! My girlfriend drew it for me
“No one can tell you’re fighting for your fucking life after going up one flight of stairs.” I didn’t come here to be attacked. Regardless super tingly!
I had to go back to verify that she actually said "fighting for your fucking life" was shocked to say the least but greatly pleased
so tingly though!
@YellowNiffler YT 16:56
Best line for sure. Need more of this PA whispering
It fucking woke me up! 😄😄 Hilarious! Snails love you! She amazes me.
She's probably the prettiest person I've ever seen
+1
Like in your whole life? Amazing
you’ve obviously never seen a mirror before
Plot twist: she’s talking to herself in the mirror
this is so underrated FOR WHAT
we love a self caring QUEEN
This cracked me up HAHAHHAH
HeLloooo bEaUtiFuLll
You go girl
Her barely repressed laugh during the ‘i just wanna feel like.. an amoeba’ with a distinct pause, a squint, and a delicate but erratic hand flourish ‘yeah.’ It killed me. I always expect to laugh but like erin 😭
9:01 “I like to feel like an amoeba” *can’t suppress chuckle and has to cut to the next scene*
16:42 as well
I’m glad I’m not the only one who caught that 😂
I thought that said an amiibo 👁👄👁
I read this comment exactly as she spoke the words... it was meant to be
She almost breaks character in it. It would be fun to see the outtakes....
i was just thinking about how i wanted a personal assistant roleplay and here we are. it’s like she’s a mind reader. tysm for this, i’m about to go to bed :) (p.s. i think a fortune teller w/ a valley girl accent roleplay would be cool, just a thought)
Hello World ooh yess
Fortune teller with valley girl accent? Ohh myyy YASSS
Omg yes!! Fortune teller/valley girl please erin! I am a huge fan of the valley girl series! Thank you!!!
Oh yes that would be awesome
"hairstylists are somehow both the sweetest, yet most vindictive creatures you will ever meet." As a hairstylist, I am inclined to say that this statement is painfully accurate lmao
Glad to see we got an expert on the subject lmao
Random question for a hair stylist, does it cost less to only have half your hair dyed or just the tips? Or is it all the same
4:22-5:15 I can’t explain it, but this part gives me more tingles than any other ASMR. Literally I come to this video to watch this exact part every day.
pov: you’re a celebrity secretly falling in love with your personal assistant
100% 🥺🥺
@@jellyfishb3ans 10,000%. i feel like such a loser watching this
@@edwin3928ohd same man, its sad
wuh oh 😳😳
Yeah, when she was like “this is one of my favorite pieces of yours” i was like, ‘aight we can just throw out all the other necklaces now
"If snails had arms, they would hug you"
- Erin/Goodnight Moon 2020
This is going to be my new life quote, really
Mucus hug.
slimy hugs...
It'S gOiNg To Be A rEaL sNaIl PaRtY~!
I love how she calls your behavior that of a "rabid raccoon" and then she subtly picks out a facemask with a little raccoon printed on it, like "yup, this is so you babe" lmao
she's a shade goddess
Whenever I need self care I come back to these videos, take a bath with some snacks and drinks and candles and just pretend I’m in the video lol it’s very helpful, calms me down, and makes me feel very special. Thank you for these, I hope you never stop making them!
I like to imagine that the affirmations come from events throughout the day- like someone asking us to spell necessary, a snail hiding when we walk by, a construction working telling us we could never use a forklift, etc. and we tell Erin to write them down as they happen
I like to imagine she does it on her own cause she knows you can’t let stuff go lmao
Us, the viewer: Write that down, write that down!
16:57 , talking about going up one flight of stairs "no one can tell you are fighting for your fucking life"
girl i feel that
so did i-
I got asthma so it hit me lol
I have arthritis....I feel attacked 😭😂
I cackled 😂
it fr sent me bc i go up a flight of stairs and see god
“Just tell me when” *glug glug glug glug* “I- WH- UH”
If you’re referring to the wine pouring, I was expecting her to hand over the bottle at that point
Had me dying of laughter
@@TCGCardcast I suspect it had Erin laughing at herself with it too with the editing/cut there!
Two shots of vodka
we the viewers "don't be shy! put some more!"
So what did we learn today kids?
1. You are great at slicing avocados 🥑
2. It is okay that you literally die going up one flight of stairs ✨
3. You are loved by snails 🐌
4. Spelling nessasary is not nessasary 🥲
5. Forklift operating is where we are headed in life 🥰
Jasper you idiot that's not how you spell necissery
John you heathen everyone knows it's spelled nesisary
Micher you picaroon, it's obviously spelled neccessarie.
You guys are so stupid… it’s nesiserié 🙄
Chicken, you chicken brain it's OBVIOUSLY spelled nassascary
She’s so cuuuuutttteeeeee. The little laugh at the ‘i love to feel like an amoeba’, too bad it was cut! I’m sure the alcohol pouring was also cut due to laughing, she has made me smile and laugh just at her smiling.
that's the magic of cutting at the right time c: it leaves you with a funny impression that is kinda more effective and fitting for this kind of video than having it play out. It makes it more of a spoof than a hahaha
would call you a simp but same
superhuffpuff as you can tell from my username, I am indeed a female, but I would totally simp for her.
yeah I'm a girl too let's be gay for erin together
Seeing her laugh makes me laugh and I love it
I love this character so much. She's so much fun and I feel so cared for. As well as it's always fun to see how extra we are as a celebrity lmao
Everyone is talking about snails and not being able to spell necesesesary but fail to mention we can’t even make it up one flight of stairs.
I know people that can't make it halfway up without struggling to breathe lmao
It’s ok nobody notices
They were avoiding the ELEPHANT in the room.
I love for Erin swearing
as a severe asthmatic, i felt this on a personal level
The affirmations timestamps
15:20 - You’re so good at cutting avocados Gordon Ramsay would be so impressed
16:21 - It’s okay you get completely winded going up ✨one✨ flight of stairs
17:15 - Snails love you
17:53 - It’s okay that you don’t know how to spell necessary. It’s okay that you’ve googled it so many times, and on private mode out of shame💀💀
18:33 - You would be really good at operating a forklift
really needed that second one
I love how she referenced the sprinklers in the trees from the last video. That part made this storyline seem more realistic and I’m here for it.
you can SEE her trying to hold in her laughter during the “one flight of stairs” bit
i respect that she could hold it in
What you don't see are the fourteen prior takes.
As a snail pet owner, I was deeply comforted by the snail bit 🥺❤️ I hope they love me like you said they would.
8:56 The "I like to feel like an Amoeba... Yeah" and then the facial expression... Just killed me. *aaaand cut* 😆 😊
i cant stop replaying it AAAA
16:57 when she says “Nobody can tell that your fighting for your fucking life” had me dying from laughter at 3 am.🤣
literally it was sending me.
Same 🤣 I love it
I knew it was coming and I *still* shrieked in laughter. *Twice.* She right tho...
SAME-
I mean... Eventually, *she's not far off from a certain possibility.*
celebrity me: embarassed myself at a party with loads of paparazzi, drinking loads of wine to try and forget what happened
valley girl's positive affirmations: *yeah, you can drive a forklift*
POV: it’s your personal assistant’s birthday and you’re trying to spoil her the way she spoils you but you’re failing miserably.
WAIT THIS-
I would do anything for this-
YES OMG
just made it 1k likes fnjriejrdnfcjkds
We
NEED
This-
the way asmr is the ultimate place where my sensory disorder doesn’t become an issue anymore and just a bonus to be extra sensitive to all the nice tingles is holy
Literally same
Saaaame ❤
i love being praised for my lethargy god bless, shes like “yes go on girl give us nothing” and i’m like 😌😴
Underrated comment "...give us nothing" i can't 😂
“Knowing how to spell necessary is totally unnecessary” BOOM. My senior quote.
"knowing how to spell nesasery is totally unesasery"
don´t go stealing MY senior quote!!!
My senior quote is gonna be: *knowing how to spell nesasery is totally unnesasary*
Mine: none of y’all actually got to know me and i feel bad for you ;)
defi... defina... defineta..definately? definatelly? definitely
with every valley girl video i tell myself “she can’t possibly outdo herself??” and erin every time it just gets better and better
the part when she keeps pouring the wine and looking at the viewer with surprise and vague concern kills me every time i rewatch this XDD
"This is my planner I got it fresh for 2020"
You won't be needing that
😭
Yes Liverpool certainly won't be needing it
@@hackeroo13 Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. 😂😂😂 We'll see
Lmao
Defo not Liverpool
every time she says “babe” it sends me into a sapphic panic
LMAOO SAME
Sapphic Panic would make for an incredible name for a band
@@chaoswarhound it sounds like it would make a good energy drink brand name
YESSSSSSSSSSSS She’s one of those women that are just such a vibe. I ask myself: do I want to be her or be with her? And the answer is a solid YES
@@chaoswarhound I agreeeeee
I definitely hear Paris Hilton in the Valley Girl’s accent and vocal fry. Paris’s normal speaking voice is pure ASMR. There’s a really sweet video she made recently showing off a photo album a fan made for her and thanking her.
Paris did an asmr video with W magazine aswell! It was so tingly
i forgot there was a difference between paris hilton and perez hilton and almost committed a felony
Spicypeppermint I always thought they were brother and sister 💀💀💀
@@444shleyyy wait they aren't?
@@adwaitab.3622 no😄
erin, you probably have thousands of people telling you this but you’re so gorgeous, like ethereal, you’re literally all the synonyms for the word beautiful :)
Job interviewer: What are your skills?
Me: I've been told I'd be really good at operating a forklift.
And cutting avocados
Snails love me
I can backflip off a roof and brake one of the heels of my heels
@@itz_cheshire2090 that is hella impressive-
"Well, since you're applying as a forklift operator, that's great to hear"
“Nobody can tell you’re fighting for your f***ing life” TOOK ME OUTTTTT LMAOOOO I love Erin💀😂
Been looking for someone mentioning this. I actually laughed out loud abruptly at 2 in the morning.
16:57 in case anyone was curious 😂
DUDE SAME HDHDJSNDNWB
I would listen to this girl talk about literally anything
Bro look at her first video it’s freakin amazing and she’s not even whispering she’s just talking
@@YourHolyOrders9 IKR its how I discovered her channel and it is SOOO relaxing
Espsecially if she talks about my avocado cutting skills 🥑
Yo same
fucking same
her: "omg your wine! how could I forget."
me a 14 year old: "ah yes my wine ;-; "
*laughs in German ans drinking age of 15*
@@voidamx4283 don't u mean 16? or has it changed since i lived there lol
@@rollipolliolli well to buy it yeah 16 but you can order it at a restaurant at 15 :)
Same. Oh ah yes my “grape juice”
Congrats on (probably) being 15 now