Freeman Eat My A**! (Half-Life Fun / Fan Song)
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
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To answer a few questions, yes I am going to make an Otis song and a G-Man song is already done.
I'm planning to make an entire new album out of this which of course will include every song plus instrumental and vocals only versions, but until then these songs will remain on Half-Life - Extras (vandoorea.band....
Scientist - Donuts
Citizens - Chee-ese
Barney - Beer
Soldier - ASS
Everyone has their favorite food.
Chocolate that is hard to open.
We are cooking
This is confirmed in the Vortigaunt song
I leike pizza
"WE! WILL! EAT! WEAPONS!"
No wonder they all died to a nerd in a suit.
"The HECU is the best Unit the US Military has to offer"
-From Wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit
Scientists had donuts
Guards had "mmm, candies"
HECU felt hungry too, you know!
@@speckopath6288 Hazardous Environments Combat Unit (from Wikipedia, the free online encylopedia):
No.
@@valoch3187 Well, yeah, sure, but why eat weapons and not as-
@@Rahayu.76 Well, yeah. Eating crayons and friendly-firing.
"6 AND 6 IS _seventy meters_ "
He a little confused but he got the spirit.
Some times soldiers are stupid.
They're used to using imperial instead of metrics
Quick math mate.
@@Jerry-gi7gu burh most are
12?
This is Gorgeous Freeman summarized in almost 4 minutes.
still waiting for episode 3 part 2 :(
@Alexjdev exactly
@@CloroxBleach0 it was cancelled, sadly
Gorgeous Feetman
well yes, but actualy no
“Remember, Marines never pull out.”
- Jolly Wangcore
i remember a comment on his vid saying the military of ridiculously gay
I want to call him Jolly Wanker so fucking bad...
*immediately later* MARINES WE’RE PULLING OUT. WE’RE DOING AIRSTRIKES
@@stnorocwzo That used to be his channel name. But some time last year he changed it to Wangcore.
@@grimtygranule5125 I thought I was hallucination
I did not expect this to get so sexual. Not complaining tho.
They are Marines after all.
And marines never pull out.
@@snufflebunny539 they do, but are terrible at it
@@snufflebunny539 "Forget about Freeman! We're pulling out!" will never sound the same now.
The whole military makes sense jokes a *LOT* source: my ex navy step mother
I like to think the two guys in the middle are the ones singing, and the guys on the side are just holding back laughter.
"just dont say anything, let them get the fire and we run"
one has CAPS LOCK the other doesn't
2:40 e c h o (look right)
He didn't follow the script though I must say it added alot to the song.
the guy dancing is just singing waiting for the pull-out heli
It costs four hundred thousand dollars to eat this weapon for twelve seconds.
Well that was unexpected tf2
Those are the hospital bills
@@kidyomu89 In america*
As the Black-Ops assassin, you can backstab enemies for a one-hit kill.
@@mnichow2146 As the Scientist, you can deploy your Medi Gun to aid teammates.
Scientist and Security staff: sings like badasses
HECU: On Drugs
Black Mesa staff: Nooo, you can't just take drugs and make a song
HECU: haha ass go heavy
Science Team: Sings about donuts
Security: Sings about Freeman
HECU Soldiers: 🏳️🌈Sings about Freeman🏳️🌈
@Ryan Bourque
ECHO
Methtallica
@@vendableart your comment makes me burst out "haha ass go heavy" bruhhh
Y'know, all of the half life music from this channel is really fitting,
"hey it's Freeman!" felt very disjointed and unorganised and that fit with the theme of it being sung by people from a resistance in a near hopeless war
"Freeman, you fool!" Felt much more calculated with some elements of panic sprinkled in, representing the scientists' logical abilities, but overall state of chaos after the reasonance cascade occurs
"Freeze, Freeman, freeze!" Was much more calm, with a bit of action sprinkled in, this fits more with the guard's entire feeling of staying much calmer than the scientist due to the fact that they're armed and the action fit with them being the only people being armed, other than Freeman and were much more likely to get into fire fights
"Freeman, eat my ass" felt much more mindless and tough than the other songs, fitting with the theme of the military being very tough and generally being percieved as mindless
You know this song sounds stupid and goofy at the start but then it gets odly badass
Good asd
LvL 80 HECU Marine vs LvL 0 Freeman
Freeman wins.
LvL 100 Boss Freeman
That's how Black Mesa works.
you deserve a prize for these words
Lvl 500 Dr. Coomer
I'm LvL 404, currently unable to be found.
Corporal Adrian Shephard oof, that’s a good one
G man LvL 1.000 vs Head Crab LvL 1:
#MYASSISHEAVY
#MYREDACTEDISHEAVY
#HECUEATSWEAPON
#thatm4a1assaultrifletastesprettygood
I am like number 69. Nice.
I ruined that 69 likes.
Shotgun guy: where am I, why am I here, what is going on
Black Guy with big weapon: * actually singing *
Beret guy: * enjoying this *
Shephard: When will this end, I would like to leave
Freeman: * visible fear *
The guys you call black guy with a big gun and shotgun guy are actually balaclava and sergant
@@BelugAOrigiNaL123 shut up
@@doriantermini skinned black guy
The big guy with the M60 is called the Human Sergeant. He’s a cut mini-boss from Half Life
Charlie, I'm trying to sneak around. But I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ASSSsssSSSSssSSS keeps alerting Freeman.
Lol
@OoOoOo charlie is that one goofy uncle..
My gender is now identified as Roger... NO! CHARLIE!
echo
To the left!
And to the right!
And up
And down!
This it's what the marines done to freeman after capturing him im Black Mesa Residues Facilities.
They do be vibing.
Oh so thats why he doesent talk.
They...they what?
oh my god...
O my god.........
"I LIKE PIZZA *Chewbacca noises*"
This single was part of a campaign to promote Shepherd and the HECU’S. The alternate name of the song is “My Ass Is Heavy”. The single itself was released on 19th of November 1999, as a passion project of Adrian Shepherd and his friends but became incredibly popular. Unfortunately no word about the new album or songs have been heard from band’s lead man Adrian Shepherd
I heard hes making one in his apache thats stranded in space
@@dr.coomer5115 I'm going to have to correct you doc, it's a v22 osprey trapped somewhere in xen.
The band has disbanded due to complications on earth.
@@Vulpine_Cloaker no this just in the band get to gather again and renamed them selfs as the rebel 4
No words from Adrian is pretty much Adrian in general
I'm dying from how amazing this is! The HECU soldiers are perfect as the loud, edgy music group of the Half-Life universe.
A serious remix and a meme one uploaded within a minute of each other?
Are you sure it's not Christmas?
2:23 *HECU mating call intensifies*
Ayooo
Can't wait for "Freeman's a Double Boomer" by the Combine Soldiers
it needs a gunship chorus
Will you do a metrocop version called like: "Pick Up That Can!" ?
I think he should First do the Vortigaunts
@Loli exterminator yes
You're right, I forgot about the potential of the vortigaunts' voice lines.
Combine soldiers would be like this: " CALL CONTACT PARASITICS. " and stuff like this. I'd like to see a combine soldier one.
@@raddarat8471 gallin gallan gilla ma
*WE EAT WEAPONS*
also we need Combine now
Forzen throws his gun up at 1:58 when they says up and points it down when they say down and nobody mentions this and I'm angry
😢😢
Holy shit man, animated album cover!
Excellent job on the song, definetly looking forward to the Otis song
The otis song would just be freeze freeman freeze except "freeman" is replaced with "candy"
@wardrobe body ...you wouldnt happen to have a quarter i could borrow would you?
"My ass is heavy like my ass" might be one of the best song lyrics in known history
"i think the military is just rock stupid."
-Ross Scott in Freemans Mind 20somethin
O N E
T W O
T H R E E
F I V E
F O U R
S I X
s e v e n t y m e t e r s
...aaaaand I'm dead.
It’s garbled screaming and it’s perfect.
citizens/rebels : cheese
scientists : donut
Barneys : beers
HECU : -ass- 2:37
AKAKAKAKAKAKAK
This is so much better than most popular songs nowadays.
Yeah : (
oK bOoMeR
Ok
of course it is, this is the best song!
Ok mister im special
0:58 What the military is actually studying
isso me pegou KAKAKAAKAK
Ahh so these are shepherds squad mates no wonder why he was gman’s main candidate for the HECU
" WHAT COMES AFTER THREE! "
" FOUR! "
" YEAH! "
*CHOKING NOISES*
All we need is the Civil Protection - OTA and Xen creature songs to have the whole set!
"Pick up that can" sung by civil protection
But how about combine overwatch?
" VISCON, VISCON! " sung by OTA
@@voxel8960 "BOUNCER BOUNCER" sung by Combine field soldiers
what about anttlions
Ideas for more remixes:
Gulunga, Free Man.: Vorts
GURRR BUUU HISS!: Zombies
Surrender, Anti-Citizen!: Combine
The Package, Freeman!: Blackops
The Portal, Freeman.: Gman
..., Gordon Freeman
The Quarter, Freeman!.: Otis Laurey
*Crowbar and gravity guns sounds*, Gordon Freeman
@@vendableart that is the best idea ive ever heard
@@vendableart Lets also remix his breathing and fall damage sounds
i like how "AND UP, AND DOWN" syncs with the Recon's pistol toss
1:58 if you're wondering
I like the idea of a bunch of HECU just getting together and making up a silly freestyle song to pass the time together. Also "Freeman Freeman 69" caused me to enter a different plane of existence
2:48
Something tells me my @$$ in danger
The boys are back in town.
so instead of training to fight they did this, makes sense
yea...no wonder they weren't prepared
Only 1 man got actual fucking training, and that man was shepard
After 3 years, it's still fire as hell.
Especially lyrics
Freeman, freeman - eat my ass
My ass is heavy like my ass
Man, that's deep.
"WHAT COMES AFTER THREE?" "FOUR!" " *YEAH!!* "
1:17 epic beat drop part
I love how the other two songs were actually unironically absolute bops but this one is just the embodiment of the HECU
1:28 lost oportunity to ryme "69" with "your ass is mine", my only gripe with the song...
perfect song for the streams wayne is doing with their commentary,even cause we see from Mike's perspective,who voiced Sheppard
i really really don't remember any of this
In 2020 will have flying cars
2020: WE! WILL! EAT! WEAPONS!
2022: WE WILL EAT ASS!
2:14 dad passing a kidney stone
"i like pizza :)"-hecu grunt
i like how when he flips the gun it just starts rotating in the other direction mid air
i didnt ASSpect this to be good
"Movement moves"
*Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.*
I still come back to this, your meme remixes are genuinely amazing.
AND SIX PLUS SIX IS *seventy meters*
“What is it with the military and butts?”
-A Jolly Wangcore
Forzen dropping sick beats
I love how shepard looks concerned about the song
*"Mental Breakdown": The song*
This sounds like eating glue and sniffing crayons pointy end first.
I love it but I feel like my brain is packing its suitcases right this instant.
SIX AND SIX IS ７０ M E T E R S
At this point I really don't want you to stop and finish all hl1 NPC's. These are really good and catchy. They always manage to make me smile and im getting excited over every song you release. I love you and your videos so much they mean a lot to me. Thank you for everything!
Please *Gordon* Doesn't need to know about the gas leak in the base, he's a professional!
"So Corporal Shephard, we did meet at last."
- G-Man
I had a feeling that a HECU song coming soon
Freeman has been real quiet since this dropped… well, I guess he-
you know its a good day when you view your sub box and Vandoorea dropped another banger
Dang
Truly The Voice of The Generation
Incredible Work
Glorious Simple Vibe
Thanks
not a title i thought i’d read but, still it’s epic
*Top 10 legendary anime lines ever:*
"And six and six is seventy meters"
I'm glad the "MY ASS IS HEAVY" line someone made in a demonstration of the solider's segmented speech has made its way into this.
smartest US marines:
0:59 when you ask the grade 1 kid if he can do math
This all sounds like something the grunts would actually write and think is great.
TWO PLUS TWO IS FOUR MINUS ONE THAT'S THREE
Q U I C K M A T H S
Awesome! love these vids. appreciate them. Thank you
this part make me laugh somemuch 1:44
I adore these
THIS A BANGER💯💯🔥🔥
10% Drugs
5% Violence
85% ASS!
Me: listens to the song
Also me: Why do I hear 8 bit noises that sound like this "ERFEEREFFEFEFERFEEFEFEEEEFREEMAN"
Thank you HECU for teaching me more than public school ever had.
You're the paganini of our generation. Honestly though I love your music, it's gotten me through so many rough patches
H.E.M.R (Hazardous Environment Metal Rock)'s new album Freeman Eat My A**!:
1: Freeman Eat My A**!
2: Weapons
3: Check, now clear
4: My Ass Is Heavy (ft. Adrian Shepherd.)
5: Military Training
6: Scientist Shootup (ft. Adrian Shepherd.)
7:Hazardous
0:47 dang freeman got destroyed right there by the marines.
(MOVE DAT HEAVY AZZ).
-Soldiers.
1:05 lol
can't wait for combines!
Wanna know what's crazy about this song? It gets better the more often you listen to it.
I wasn't expecting this to drop so soon but man is this great. Great work!
A master piece as always.
I've always heard 2:37 as "I MIGHT BEAT UP TANGO!"
We will eat weapon's 💀💀💀
so this is what they were doing before freeman showed up
Scientists, guards and HECU might disagree on a lot of topics, but in the end there is one thing uniting them all: noone likes Freeman.
hecu: my ass is heavy like my ass
english teachers: (that picture of a man throwing sand everywhere)
I remember a comment saying make one like this.. my god he actually did it
We got H.E.C.U vs Freeman diss track before GTA 6
3:40 THICC
"my ass is heavy, like my ass"
- Charlie the H.E.C.U marine, 1998