And let's not forget he is always moving just out of reach (he's out of the garden...he's in the clouds...he's in space...he exists outside of time) Keep hiding him, shell games are totally legit, right guys?
+The World I Know: That's because christians move away farther and farther away from their religion. This is what the actual bible says: Isaiah 6 In the year that King Uzziah died, I saw the Lord, high and exalted, seated on a throne; and the train of his robe filled the temple. 2 Above him were seraphim, each with six wings: With two wings they covered their faces, with two they covered their feet, and with two they were flying. 3 And they were calling to one another: =========YES, THE JEWISH GOD HAS AN ASS AND SITS ON A THRONE. People who say that the jewish god is not physical and this and that should read their bible. Exodus 24:10 and they saw the God of Israel. And there was under His feet as it were a paved work of a sapphire stone, and as it were the body of heaven in his clearness. Exodus 15:8 And with the blast of thy nostrils the waters were gathered together, the floods stood upright as an heap, and the depths were congealed in the heart of the sea =========YES, THE JEWISH GOD HAS FEET AND NOSTRILS. Isaiah 40:22 He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth, and its people are like grasshoppers. He stretches out the heavens like a canopy, and spreads them out like a tent to live in. ==================Multiple parts of the jew mythos suggest that they were flat earthers. The Earth has a dome that separates the waters of below from the waters of above. This is why, according to them, the sky is blue and why rain falls on them. The Earth has 4 corners according to them It sits on pillars according to the jews. It sits on nothing according to another guy. The Earth doesn't move according to another guy. Jews weren't good at sciences back then.
@@craig_menear5796 In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.
"You want me to promote equality between men and women?!?!? Women are only about 50% of the world population, why should they get such attention?!" You're seriously a comedy genius hahah This video is priceless
"I'm going to sacrifice myself, to myself, to appease myself"- "Um, sir that doesn't make any sense" - I just burst out laughing. I don't know why but that line was exceptionally funny to me. Maybe because it took me so many years/decades to figure that out for myself.
i grew up Southern Baptist,and it gave me a headache trying to figure it out,too! I even asked my mom why, if God is the most powerful being in the Universe, why not just say "Ok,I'm not ticked at humanity anymore...I forgive you"? To which I would get the non answer "Well,bc God is also Just"...what that has to do with the price of tea in China,I'll never know.
I attended Christian schools for 12 years of my life, and I remember finding it so hard to believe. My family isn't Christian, so I was never indoctrinated. I remember thinking "why is Jesus's sacrifice a sacrifice if he doesn't really die? doesn't he know he was going to come back? isn't he god? Real sacrifice is putting your life in danger to save others even if you have no idea what's coming after. You do it not to be some kind of scapegoat, but simply to be selfless.." Took me a while before I realized that the teachers were just sharing what they believed, and not facts lol
I’m an atheist now but I was raised in a very religious home. As a child I was always bothered by exactly the same thing. How was the death of Jesus supposed to be a sacrifice if he got to come back in 3 days and be king of the world? I remember my parents going on about it and I just didn’t get it
@@8698gil The thing with Christ's sacrifice is that he will never be the same again. For eternity he's going to bear our sin as well as his scars. It wasn't as easy as just waiting 3 days.
"I gotta date with a teenage Jewish girl and lets says imma comfort her with my rod and staff. "says grinning. "and her consent is neither requested or required"
I've always though about how if I were Mary and was abstinent, I would be so pissed to have abstained from sex and still had a baby like wtf there are rules
@@idontknow898 I saw from a movie about Jesus, Mary wanted to have sex with Joseph but she was denied. This was already after Jesus was born, I felt bad for her.
Hey good on you for caring enough for it to matter to you and being open minded enough to reflect on how it impacted you personally. For many people feelings of fear and sadness is actually what stops people from being willing to face it in the first place.
"I won't have time, honestly. Between fishing trips and praying to myself..." Not to mention the 16 year vacation he takes between teaching in the temple as a kid and finally beginning his ministry (which only seems to last about another year-and-a-half before he's executed). He's a massive slacker, actually.
@@pd4165 When he ascended to Heaven, he forgot to take into account how the universe really is; so he is still "ascending" never to reach Heaven because the universe is infinite. And since he has to get to Heaven first before he can return, he ain't coming back.
Mychael Darklighter it didn’t slack. He went east and studied Buddhism. His teaching resembled Buddhism, all but the part of him being the Son of God. He just implemented that tidbit to make it pliable with the intolerant Jewish religion of its time. But it still backfired on him, then got him executed.
@C Cato Santa's followers and BigFootians aren't telling me how to live my life, and creating false narratives about the historical philosophy of my country. Or teaching their peculiar mythology in my public schools - kapeesh?
Dark Energy Well that's one way to put it. Another way would be "that Christianity DOESNT WANT to answer." With a literal reading of the Bible, Satan doesn't drag you down to Hell or torture you. He's being tortured with you, in the lake of fire. It's God sending you and Satan there to be tortured, effictively Judge, Jury and Executioner. Of course this doesn't paint a particularly nice picture of God, someone who would eternally torture people for thought crime, the same punishment given to the most evil being in the universe. But hey, that's religious folk for you, always cherry picking.
Dr Rick Marshall Yeah .They also like to say : "You are atheist ; atheist have no morals and who are you - a sinner to judge the only God that is always good ." Etc .
@Artesian Clickbait You mean the same way that god then totally didn't hold a grudge against anyone and totally didn't get millions of people murdered over different opinions? Yeah I think I can manage that. Quite easily in fact. I am allowed a pretty large portion of murder and unspeakable crimes to punish a lot of the people who dare say something that could ruin my mood.
This shows the logic of Christianity and shows how there can't be eny other created than the grate and powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster may parmesan be upon him, ramen.
According to the mythology, they did. At least a third of them did, led by an a gel called Lucifer. These committee angels are the weak kneed cave-in toadies left behind.
Another thing I've always thought belonged on that list (of things Jesus could have done but didn't) is simply getting the record of his own life and ministry down in a better form. Here you have a being who knows both through prescience of the future and from his own purposeful intentions that the record of his earthly life will be the most vital information he has ever communicated to humanity. So does he... a) Recruit a literate scribe among his disciples and instruct him to write down everything He says and does, right when it happens? b) Make Himself literate (an easy miracle) and spend some of the first thirty years of His life writing it all down in advance, on indestructible material and in divine writing that can be unambiguously read by anyone who speaks any language, even those who have not learned to read? c) Not worry about it, relying upon literate Greeks 30 to 60 years later to cull together (and copy from each other) bits of orally re-told stories, leaving various versions, and fragments of versions, to be hand copied on fragile parchments by error-prone scribes and church leaders (who will disagree about which copies are legitimate) for the next two thousand years?
What's with the low tech? A god that wants you to know about them could insert a perfect bible straight into everyone's mind. As 'intelligent' designs go this one is a major oversight. No need for the powercrazed to intervene between us as 'official' translators. 'But we want to edit many chapters out of the original bible, because we have had an update from god that we're not telling you about - if you were holy enough god would have told you. He told me, so you must be an unworthy.' No myriad of different subcults arguing over which end of an egg to open or when you can have sex or what kind of hat you need to wear so 'god' (or, more accurately, other cultists) can identify you - usually for slaughter if it's the wrong one. And why reveal himself to a handful of people in a minor country? Not as good as the bible in the brain idea - but a god could have hovered over Rome and Nanking (+anywhere else they chose), visible to all and telling everyone, in their own language, what was going on. A god could appear right now on everyone in the worlds TV set, if they wanted to. Or send everyone an email. But, apparently, it has to be from a old book that has been edited, mistranslated and needs to be explained by self serving men - which any decent god could forsee, but didn't care to sort out.
@@paxmuleNah man he caused all those holy wars and endless suffering that exists even today cause it's all part of his plan to...remove suffering I guess?
I (obsessively) watch debates of religion (from Hitchens to Harris to Dawkins - Shermer, etc.) And I have to say this video, with it's simplicity and humor is one of the best critiques of Christianity. Brilliant!
+NonStampCollector That's all great and stuff, but what about us, your fans? :p But really it is great, but a lot of would really appreciate it if you would find the time to make videos again. Is there a chance we might see a great comeback of you? You could perhaps make that your job :) Anyway. If you don't I still greatly appreciate the work you've done to make the videos you made. They're smart and funny as hell and I love it that you put in the verses you base things on. That way we can check very easily how much exaggerated or understated your comedy version really is, from a biblical perspective of course. From a rational perspective it's all exaggerated nonsense, understating how horrible the bible and the biblical god are. You have a great way of showing that.
Stylish777 Thanks for that. I doubt there'll ever be a "comeback", but I don't intend to ever completely "stop" making videos. There'll certainly be another one in the next few months.
NonStampCollector Cool! That's good enough for me! Even better actually. This means you never stopped. :D I'm not sure if it was logical to assume that you did. Maybe I saw some people speculating and I noticed just before that that another youtuber I like a lot, AtheistMinority had not uploaded anything for a long time( I speculate that she's pregnant :p for no reasons other than that she's a pleasant and intelligent woman of the right age and I think she deserves it if she wants it(and because it has been 9 months :p which make no sense, but with that number, obviously you think of the option:p) and I don't want it to be a sad reason :p) Anyway. Glad to know you still make videos :)
RadioTSM {Operator Teddy Timis} yes when I was a christian it sounded so right, but then when I stopped being biased towards religion, it sounded so stupid
@@sad-pt7xd In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.
@@NonStampCollector I really cannot overstate how often I return to your work, nonstamp. You so thoroughly address every Christian claim and slam them out of the park. Thank you so much for your work.
@@deleting-e9p you cant have the new testament without the validity of the old. The old testament is the foundation on which the new testament rests. To say the foundation of a religion is lies and deception then say the newest version which is based off the old version is good? What?
@@jamesonrosen1773 Only parts of the old testament are bad, but it can easily be misunderstood. Often it writes about an angry and not very christian god. So it has to be dealt with carefully. For starters, only read the new one.
So basically if I don't believe that some guy called Jesus (who btw I have never seen before) came and died for my sins (which I believe was caused by a couple name adam and eve)...I will burn in somewhere called Hell?
Actually, it's way beyond "silly". It's completely sick and twisted. It's ridiculous to believethat someone else can die for something bad someone else did and that that somehow makes it "ok".
Shane Chambers well I have never personally seen Stalin or Alexander the great, but that doesn't mean that they never existed. There exists enough evidence that Jesus of Nazareth existed during the first century AD.
It didn’t stop, it just got lesser, and I am assuming due to lesser faith but idk for sure. It happens but you or I just don’t know about it for whatever reason. I am saying this because I have heard of miracles happening still.
@@thecarrotsarecoming4711 How can you be sure of that when it's unknown to you. For example, a baby was just born. Would you happen to know that baby's name? where he was born, etc, or like a math concept that will only be known in the future. I am saying we will never know everything, and so it is possible for something you don't know to exist. The people I heard it from could be wrong but I choose to believe them and God. So, I guess it all comes down to faith.
@@sujangaming1101 There isn't even proof that the books in the bible were written by the people they claimed to be written by. The bible wasn't written any time during his life. There is sufficient evidence to show that the bible's books are just repackaged fables from other cultures to get around local laws of the time. The book of Moses isn't historically possible. There is no recorded instance in human history of any of those miracles being possible, let alone accomplished. Just because a book says something doesn't mean it's true. You need ACTUAL EVIDENCE to be able to claim that anything is true. Faith is not a good way to find the truth because people can have faith in opposing views. How do you know which one is true?
@@thecarrotsarecoming4711 Exactly, it all comes down to faith. However, the Bible is not as weak as you think. The earliest record of Jesus is 25 years after his resurrection by Paul. That is quite short. Also, the Old Testament is quite reliable based on the Dead Sea Scrolls. For the "actual evidence," I think you should look at Jesus. Research him and based on it (don't just pick information that discredits him but pick both and a lot of both). Once you know he really did exist. You got your "actual evidence." Now I have researched enough to doubt the Bible too (and the bible is most likely not 100% accurate), but I am choosing to have faith. I may sound like I know it all, but of course, I don't. You can argue against my idea. I may be wrong or right (and I understand, it's the same for you). Good Luck with finding or holding on to your truth, I probably won't reply anymore cuz I am not an expert at this, so I shouldn't be saying much anyway, but I got fired up that's why lol.
This video is brilliant. And I love seeing the theists scrambling to try and justify their beliefs with mental gymnastics. They hate how ridiculous the bible appears when you look at it objectively.
I have been raised, and still am, a Christian and now I have existential dread because of you videos! At least I can laugh through the pain of my boggled brain!
Psalm 84 :11 For the Lord God is a sun 🌞 John 8 :12 I am the Light of the world🌞 Malachi 4:2 Sun of righteousness 🌞 That's why they put a picture of the Sun on some the Bibles instead of a drawing of Jesus. The Old Testmement was written in Hebrew, Hebrew word for Sun is Shemash, Shemash was the Sun-God of the Sumerians and the Babylonians in 2,100 BC. That's why Christians worship on a SUNday🌞, they worship a ancient Sun-God and don't even know it🤣
@@carerforever2118first of all, bibles back in the early church didn't have any pictures of Jesus, and the earliest surviving depiction of him doesn't come around for a few hundred years. Second of all, the naming of the first day of the week comes from Roman tradition, and had nothing to do with Sumeria or Babylon. Other languages don't call their first day of the week anytime related to the sun, but they still celebrate it. In short, you argument is simply wrong.
In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 This entire video was a skit on how dumb that exact scenario (sacrificing himself to himself to appease himself) was, please watch it before leaving your frankly idiotic comments
This video did not deconvert me by itself but it was what I was watching when I had my breakthrough moment. I think the idea of Jesus not understanding the germ theory of disease was what made my rational mind say "Maybe it is all myth and legend without actual literal truth"...
Congratulations both of you on using rational thought and evidence to disprove the theory im sure you were brought up to believe. More Christians need that quality.
These are all questions I had when I was a kid that my parents couldn't answer. "Well, he's God," or "humans cannot hope to understand why God does what he does, but his way is perfect" were the usual responses. Why worship someone if ya can't even explain or understand them? Because he's God isn't good enough! Because he's God... Because he's Allah... Because he's Buddha... You see what I mean?
Is it possible that there is a god and this god has mental problems and that he is now in a asylum in some "non physical world" and this is the reason why he doesn't talk to people anymore? ~~~~ I'm just an atheist, asking questions.
NonStampCollector What will you say to YHWH when you are judged for your sins especially this one taking everything out of context? What will you say to the one who saves when you have rejected the only free way to get forgiven of all the things you have done against your own inward nature that tells you that sin is wrong?
As a kid, when I was being dragged by force every Sunday to the Jehovah's Witness kingdom hall by my mother, these were the questions I was asking the "elders": why did Jesus decide not to perform any miracles that actually would have benefitted humanity then and in generations to come? Of course, they never answered them. Later, when my batshit crazy JW sister and her misogynistic POS husband came to live with me and my parents, I asked them the same questions. Result: they ridiculed and poked fun at me the entire time they were living in our back yard. You have no idea how gratifying it is for me at 68 to see how right I was all along. Thank you! 👍❤
Shirley that’s awful to hear that it’s such a strong memory some decades afterwards. Just for questioning the story, right? I never suffered any victimisation or harsh treatment from anyone during my years in various churches, but I feel moved to know that my work can mean something to folks who did.
Really sad to hear Shirley. I'm glad that you realized early on and that clearly gave you strength. I find the indoctrination that kids suffer is really against human rights, you often find them reaching adulthood and fighting here in the comments an impossible fight clearly showing them being totally unequipped to deal with reality and often suffering from the cognitive dissonance, also terribly afraid and full of hate. Fortunately some finally deprogram themselves, for whom it is such a relief... but imagine the wasted efforts and lives, and the ugly things that have been justified by all this as well as other religions. How much we could have advanced if it wouldn't be for things like this (or war, or greed, etc). Anyway, a hug from far away! :D
In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.
I've asking myself a lot of these questions, your series of videos have convince me to become agnostic. Maybe there is a God and maybe there isn't. The truth is I don't know and the bible doesn't provide any logical answers. Thank you for all your videos and citations.
I think it's kinda funny that God has to be portrayed as a good guy. The Bible has to constantly enforce that God is good. It kind of makes you wonder, if while people were writing the Bible, was he telling them "Be sure to mention how good and loving I am?" I don't really think so, because God doesn't really praise himself when he speaks in the Bible (and after all, if he could just praise himself, why would he need us?), making me think it was really just a very specific case of fear and a twinge of Stockholm. Can you imagine trying to write a book of the Bible? If you honestly thought you were contributing to the idealism of a real, tangible, omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent being, would you not play it up? Think to yourself "I'm gonna make this guy look great, if I screw it up, I'll burn for all eternity." Mainly, if you actually believed in the Bible, you'd probably see the worst supervillain off all time. He could never be defeated, had no weaknesses and could make sure you're tormented eternally if you don't blindly accept him as your unwavering, unconditional ruler. If there were a God, he would be a shining example of injustice, and life would be completely and utterly pointless.
Your videos are a godsend... On a serious note, I love your work. I hope to see you return some day. Your videos have provided so much information for me and caused several people I know to change their perspective. Thanks again.
Littlealv 2 actually I'm just not a fan of belief in general. Causing friction in life from the smallest argument to the massacres of entire societies. Belief has proven to do nothing but unite weaker minds for the purpose of control, money and violence through fear and segregation. When we are able to move past this as humans and apply our best minds towards science and understanding rather than war and advertising, we may actually reach a class 1 civilization. In my opinion.
Genius. So happy I found your channel. Was planning to make these kinds of videos myself one day but not only did you beat to it, but you did a better job. Happy to have these as ammo when dealing with Christians who try to shove their beliefs on me.
Well Done NonStampCollector . While being a Christian, this is what I always wondered. If Jesus was the Almighty or son of God or whatever, why didn’t he speak about germs and that diseases are caused by microscopic living things. Why didn’t he speak about the amazing Universe, galaxies, and all those mysterious stuff out there? Rather he spoke about only things which the normal human eye could see. And that makes him no more special than an average human being, who might have lived and died a violent death in the hands of Romans
What the rocks or the Universe will teach you about what is right or wrong? It is like saying that the mechanics behind the television screen are more important than the use of television for entertainment...
I think you might have missed the point... You're not buying any television unless somebody understands the mechanics. Please explain how morality could be properly understood without understanding its mechanics.
BuchMaster Zero How Materialism will teach you ethics? We had such philosophers they were called the Naturalistic Philosophers and they supported woman abuse,slavery,murder (if it happen unperturbed), worship of the God Cesar and much much more that today we think as ridiculous and excessively because we have influenced by Christian teachings. How the planets and the gravity and the natural laws will teach you ethics and morality? The only thing they will teach you is how to rotate around yourself.
Welp, hope you became an atheist because you really found the truth, i mean you understand christianity not by an atheist who dont even understand about sacrifice dont you?
Jesus's sacrifice was hollow. Many many people were tortured and crucified, but none of them were God/Son of God, none guaranteed a throne in heaven... and on top of that, the sacrifice was taken back three days later. How is this even a middling sacrifice?
Kevin Ellington he’s literally God. If God is all-knowing, why did he have to send Jesus to Earth to understand humanity? Why does evil exist? What about the suffrage of Jobe? Your arguments make no sense
We actually need seismic activity. It's what produces our magnetic field. We'd all literally die of cancer if we didn't have our earthquakes. What a God should have done was make it so that earthquakes aren't a necessary evil of a magnetic field, or better yet, make it so that the sun's particles aren't deadly to life.
In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 *Sigh, I have to choose to deal with you, aren't I? Listen mate, according to the Bible, Jesus is evil. I have decided that I do not want to worship such an evil being, even if that means I would be tortured for it for eternity because I will never yield to evil.
@@lastyhopper2792 God is not evil, humaans are evil for sinning, God died for sinners how loving is that GOD WOULDN'T CREATE HELL. Should He punish a mass murderer like Adolf Hitler? Of course He should. If He's good He must see that justice is done. He is so good that liars, thieves, sexually immoral people, idolaters etc are offensive to God. Hell is God's prison, where those who have done evil will get exactly what they deserve. So Repent and Believe in Jesus today to be forgiven.
@@lastyhopper2792 i like the word mate , where are you from? This is coming from a good place, my love for you are drops in the ocean compared to God’s love for you. Jesus loves you and wants to save you from hell so love Him back.
A believer stated: "Jesus didn't threaten people who wouldn't follow Him." The threat is clearly made in Mark16:16, John 3:18, and other places, where unbelief is defined as sin. Those that fail to comply are damned.
Artesian Clickbait they say that. But if you are going to disregard what they said, then you have to disregard the whole bible because it was made by man. And if you say "Well no because God spoke through them!" Well then everything they say must be accurate right? And if you so that only some of what they say is from God but some is from themselves, then since we can't determine which is which, then we must disregaurd the entire bible. Thanks for giving another chance to show how stupid Christianity is.
nana kojo The flaw here is: 1) We know what trucks are. 2) We know they can cause physical harm wrongly used. 3) Hell is as valid as the boogie man. Hmmm.
@@mjul7003just came back across this video, hi! My family is still devout, so they cut off financial aid, but I'm the happiest I've ever been in my adult life. It's crazy to see the things you used to believe out of fear from an outside perspective.
OG God was a monster, lucifer probably helped him out but then Jesus got back at him for changing his father by writing bad stuff in the NT and making him out to be evil with evil minions, but really in OT (mentioned only twice or possible zero) Satan works for God and isnt evil
Hey man, just wanted to say thank you genuinely for these videos. I’ve been watching for a while now, but I wanted to express my appreciation that there were videos like these that had important discussions framed in a comedic way. It’s helped me a lot to become more comfortable being an atheist knowing this isn’t a new thing. So thank you, and I shall now continue watching your videos.
NSC is basically a better version of DarkMatter2525. DM has some funny stuff, but he has a real derogatory tone that I think is counterproductive, and he makes the atheists in his videos invariably good logicians, while NSC just shows the binle contradicting itself and lets passages speak for themselves through illogical characters. That said, this particular video isnright in DM's wheelhouse, so it would probably be good
This GOD character in the video is scarily accurate to how I feel he is like when I read the Bible He's like : "Nah fuck that Imma do some dumb shit instead and threaten everyone and pray to myself".
0:36 - 1:15 So, I looked up these verses and read the chapter they belonged to. Stamp wasn't exaggerating it's even worse than what's described in the video. It's just an entire chapter dedicated to Yahweh angrily listing off all the horrible things that he will cause and allow if you DARE defy him. EDIT: I read some more of that chapter and some of the actions of defying listed are fucked up crimes while others are super arbitrary nothingburgers, though I don't think the things listed in his insane rant are a fair punishment for any of them.
@@TheArkman360 he's "the accuser" so not a minion but more like what we would consider your conscience, that little voice in your head telling you what's right or wrong.
@@JasonHendersonSatan is not a good guy tho, his the one that caused all these. So if satan never tempted Eve. Adam and Eve would be alive right now and doing whatever and we all wouldn’t be here or maybe we all would be in the garden of Eden or something…
Absolutely well done, content, voices production! I hope people will appreciate your simplicity, and finally admit to the things they turn a blind eye to, mainly because of fear.
In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.
Mickey Mouse Disney no, it’s not sin if god does it, it’s like the dark age kingdoms, if a civilian kills someone (man) it’s murder but if the king (god) kills someone it’s not even looked upon
Nathan Hall Listen God is the exact one who even allows evil to exist. As you said with your king statement you can tell it is very flawed it is actually looked down upon once a revolution begins against the ruthless dictatorship. Take the American revolution for example the royal English family was looked down upon once the founding fathers realized the family was made up of evil dictators who’s goal was to establish a bigger brutal dictatorship. The statement you just made sounds like what a 3 year old would say about mythical things. I actually have evidence to prove your religion wrong but we’re is your evidence to prove me wrong?
This is my favrouite video of yours by far! I like the concept of the angles just being comeptlly powerless against their ridiculous insane ceo or boss. 😂
Anyone else started to get ads for Jesus apps before nonstampcollector videos? If there's a channel I want to support by watching the ads it's this one; if there are ads I'm going to skip, they're Jesus app ones!
What the Hell. I got an add for helping people to spread "Jesus' Gospel" before this video. And worse, it was a cartoon and the narrator had an Australian accent. They stole the idea from Nonstampcollector!
In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again this must be required viewing for absolutely every Christian on earth. They need to acknowledge the truth in these brilliant, brilliant videos. Everyone needs to see this.
Lmaooooo I got a Christian ad, first words 'faith is beyond logic and reason'
The next phrase after "faith is beyond logic and reason" should be, "and thus should be discarded as useless and dishonest."
way too late, but same here lmaooo
"Because logic is the enemy of people and never gave you nothing good, unlike God!"
@Enjoy and Travel The World! They put it in quotations for a reason ☠️
Yes. Yes it is
Do they not understand?
If god is changless why is he always adapting to the cultural context?
And why does he write new books?
Its because humans created god. So, for their agenda to work they have to make changes here and there,
To follow up a bit on that: A man creates (i.e.., conceives of) god in his own image. It's the most immediately-relevant to him.
And let's not forget he is always moving just out of reach (he's out of the garden...he's in the clouds...he's in space...he exists outside of time)
Keep hiding him, shell games are totally legit, right guys?
+The World I Know:
That's because christians move away farther and farther away from their religion.
This is what the actual bible says:
Isaiah 6
In the year that King Uzziah died, I saw the Lord, high and exalted, seated on a throne; and the train of his robe filled the temple. 2 Above him were seraphim, each with six wings: With two wings they covered their faces, with two they covered their feet, and with two they were flying. 3 And they were calling to one another:
=========YES, THE JEWISH GOD HAS AN ASS AND SITS ON A THRONE. People who say that the jewish god is not physical and this and that should read their bible.
Exodus 24:10
and they saw the God of Israel. And there was under His feet as it were a paved work of a sapphire stone, and as it were the body of heaven in his clearness.
Exodus 15:8 And with the blast of thy nostrils the waters were gathered together, the floods stood upright as an heap, and the depths were congealed in the heart of the sea
=========YES, THE JEWISH GOD HAS FEET AND NOSTRILS.
Isaiah 40:22
He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth, and its people are like grasshoppers. He stretches out the heavens like a canopy, and spreads them out like a tent to live in.
==================Multiple parts of the jew mythos suggest that they were flat earthers. The Earth has a dome that separates the waters of below from the waters of above. This is why, according to them, the sky is blue and why rain falls on them.
The Earth has 4 corners according to them
It sits on pillars according to the jews.
It sits on nothing according to another guy.
The Earth doesn't move according to another guy.
Jews weren't good at sciences back then.
And to think, the original Sin... is the seeking of Knowledge.
You have to keep them dumb to keep them slaves.
Religions in a nutshell.
@@FeuerblutRM yes.. and modern politics too..
Excuse me what
You know that’s a pretty interesting point to think about.
Mr. Swag eve ate the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil
*”Rather than do anything helpful about it, you’d rather go around spitting on disabled people!”*
Same
@@craig_menear5796 In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.
"You want me to promote equality between men and women?!?!? Women are only about 50% of the world population, why should they get such attention?!"
You're seriously a comedy genius hahah
This video is priceless
My sentiments exactly :)
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one way to get to happiness in this life, is to stay away from religious men like @Kris E
51% are woman now... just new info...
"I'm going to sacrifice myself, to myself, to appease myself"-
"Um, sir that doesn't make any sense" - I just burst out laughing. I don't know why but that line was exceptionally funny to me. Maybe because it took me so many years/decades to figure that out for myself.
I'm not sure that would work. Maybe sacrificing himself to himself to appease himself would instead just make him mad at himself.
@@nathanielhellerstein5871 nah its like. I will work for myself to earn money for myself and buy something for myself. Kinda
Especially when the issue that he's dying for WAS CAUSED BY HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE
i grew up Southern Baptist,and it gave me a headache trying to figure it out,too! I even asked my mom why, if God is the most powerful being in the Universe, why not just say "Ok,I'm not ticked at humanity anymore...I forgive you"? To which I would get the non answer "Well,bc God is also Just"...what that has to do with the price of tea in China,I'll never know.
that point sort of falls on its face w/ a trinitarian interpretation of God though.
I attended Christian schools for 12 years of my life, and I remember finding it so hard to believe. My family isn't Christian, so I was never indoctrinated. I remember thinking "why is Jesus's sacrifice a sacrifice if he doesn't really die? doesn't he know he was going to come back? isn't he god? Real sacrifice is putting your life in danger to save others even if you have no idea what's coming after. You do it not to be some kind of scapegoat, but simply to be selfless.."
Took me a while before I realized that the teachers were just sharing what they believed, and not facts lol
I’m an atheist now but I was raised in a very religious home. As a child I was always bothered by exactly the same thing. How was the death of Jesus supposed to be a sacrifice if he got to come back in 3 days and be king of the world? I remember my parents going on about it and I just didn’t get it
silveryblizzard You went to Christian school for 12 years? Yikes!!
@@8698gil The thing with Christ's sacrifice is that he will never be the same again. For eternity he's going to bear our sin as well as his scars. It wasn't as easy as just waiting 3 days.
@*Floofy shibe* that's a bad example because giving away infinite money would be bad
jazz b You’re correct.
"I gotta date with a teenage Jewish girl and lets says imma comfort her with my rod and staff. "says grinning. "and her consent is neither requested or required"
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Brioz Mukshi
Is this what is meant by the Rapeture?
I've always though about how if I were Mary and was abstinent, I would be so pissed to have abstained from sex and still had a baby like wtf there are rules
@@idontknow898 I saw from a movie about Jesus, Mary wanted to have sex with Joseph but she was denied. This was already after Jesus was born, I felt bad for her.
@@SLiceOfFun1994 luckily it's all made up, you don't have to feel bad.
I just found this channel. I laughed my ass off at first, but then a terrible sadness over took me, seeing as I believed this my whole life......
same but i didnt laugh
I recently became an agnostic theist. It just feels sad that I believed in all this.
I get depressed knowing people are far from knowing how illogical the bible is.
I really ruined my life with this bunk. I could deal with that but not that I allowed my beautiful children to get exposed to it before I bailed.
Hey good on you for caring enough for it to matter to you and being open minded enough to reflect on how it impacted you personally. For many people feelings of fear and sadness is actually what stops people from being willing to face it in the first place.
"I won't have time, honestly. Between fishing trips and praying to myself..."
Not to mention the 16 year vacation he takes between teaching in the temple as a kid and finally beginning his ministry (which only seems to last about another year-and-a-half before he's executed).
He's a massive slacker, actually.
jesus takes a 16 year vacation? That's crazy!
@@pd4165 When he ascended to Heaven, he forgot to take into account how the universe really is; so he is still "ascending" never to reach Heaven because the universe is infinite.
And since he has to get to Heaven first before he can return, he ain't coming back.
Mychael Darklighter it didn’t slack. He went east and studied Buddhism. His teaching resembled Buddhism, all but the part of him being the Son of God. He just implemented that tidbit to make it pliable with the intolerant Jewish religion of its time. But it still backfired on him, then got him executed.
@Curtis Jones what like Africa with no water
Black hole Sun and created the world’s largest religion
"I'm gonna turn into a human, sacrafice myself to myself, to protect the humans from myself."
*LOGIC* 👌
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jesus?
What do you want?
I want to save you?
From what?
From what I'm going to do to you if you don't let me in.
@@MysticManifesting yes .. its simple
@C Cato No one ever said that dude! You can't hate what you don't believe in! We don't hate bigfoot! Nor aliens! Nor Santa!!!
@C Cato Santa's followers and BigFootians aren't telling me how to live my life, and creating false narratives about the historical philosophy of my country. Or teaching their peculiar mythology in my public schools - kapeesh?
@C Cato So Crocodile Dundee, did you finish high school?
I didn't know heaven was in australia! I'm booking my tickets now.
Sounds like NZ accent. not ours
Land of the long white cloud
It's probably in the woods, what with all the creepy critters!
Silly cbbuntz, Australia isn't real.
They still haven't resolved the gay marriage thing. When they pass that it wlll be closer.
It's Scotland.
Yeah, and they tell us Lucifer's the bad guy.
It's my hypothesis that the Bible is just propaganda and Lucifer is actually a nice guy
Satan rebelled against God, the real question is why he would eternally punish those who are like minded and do the same as him?
Dr Rick Marshall
That's the million dollar question Christianity can't answer.
Dark Energy
Well that's one way to put it.
Another way would be "that Christianity DOESNT WANT to answer."
With a literal reading of the Bible, Satan doesn't drag you down to Hell or torture you. He's being tortured with you, in the lake of fire. It's God sending you and Satan there to be tortured, effictively Judge, Jury and Executioner.
Of course this doesn't paint a particularly nice picture of God, someone who would eternally torture people for thought crime, the same punishment given to the most evil being in the universe.
But hey, that's religious folk for you, always cherry picking.
Dr Rick Marshall
Yeah .They also like to say : "You are atheist ; atheist have no morals and who are you - a sinner to judge the only God that is always good ." Etc .
I've got one thing Jesus apparently CANNOT do that just about everyone can - I can forgive another person without being asked (unconditionally).
More importantly, you can do it without sacrificing your own son/self pointlessly.
@Artesian Clickbait You mean the same way that god then totally didn't hold a grudge against anyone and totally didn't get millions of people murdered over different opinions? Yeah I think I can manage that. Quite easily in fact. I am allowed a pretty large portion of murder and unspeakable crimes to punish a lot of the people who dare say something that could ruin my mood.
And on the seventh day WZ ZW commented - Psalms 12.1
@Artesian Clickbait Very good point... I'm working on that!
But why? If they haven't changed and still like to steal or whatever they did in the first place, that's their bad choice, not mine.
This shows the logic of Christianity and shows how there can't be eny other created than the grate and powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster may parmesan be upon him, ramen.
Amen brother.
LameStudiosInc Ramen*
Now you've made me hungry.
@C Cato Most "so-called" atheists are indeed atheists and recognize the lack of evidence for a god.
@C Cato most so called atheists don't give a flying bowl of noodles about what you think about them.
Don't worry guys, The Flying Spaghetti monster will end world hunger and suffering using his noodley appendages!
MrEricblane But then what will hold us to the ground?!?!?!?!?!?!?
So, he'll save us by letting us eat him? Pfft. Jesus said the same thing.
@@jaschabull2365 XD well done
Jascha Bull Jesus wasn’t made of spaghetti
odin said he kill off all the ice giants
look around i dont see any giants 😉
I'm surprised that those angels never tried to overthrow God.
+Kabir Škrijelj How true.
Not sure if joking or not
According to the mythology, they did. At least a third of them did, led by an a gel called Lucifer. These committee angels are the weak kneed cave-in toadies left behind.
let me tell you about lucifer....
Lucifer the Satan.
But God is the devil
Another thing I've always thought belonged on that list (of things Jesus could have done but didn't) is simply getting the record of his own life and ministry down in a better form. Here you have a being who knows both through prescience of the future and from his own purposeful intentions that the record of his earthly life will be the most vital information he has ever communicated to humanity. So does he...
a) Recruit a literate scribe among his disciples and instruct him to write down everything He says and does, right when it happens?
b) Make Himself literate (an easy miracle) and spend some of the first thirty years of His life writing it all down in advance, on indestructible material and in divine writing that can be unambiguously read by anyone who speaks any language, even those who have not learned to read?
c) Not worry about it, relying upon literate Greeks 30 to 60 years later to cull together (and copy from each other) bits of orally re-told stories, leaving various versions, and fragments of versions, to be hand copied on fragile parchments by error-prone scribes and church leaders (who will disagree about which copies are legitimate) for the next two thousand years?
What's with the low tech?
A god that wants you to know about them could insert a perfect bible straight into everyone's mind. As 'intelligent' designs go this one is a major oversight.
No need for the powercrazed to intervene between us as 'official' translators.
'But we want to edit many chapters out of the original bible, because we have had an update from god that we're not telling you about - if you were holy enough god would have told you. He told me, so you must be an unworthy.'
No myriad of different subcults arguing over which end of an egg to open or when you can have sex or what kind of hat you need to wear so 'god' (or, more accurately, other cultists) can identify you - usually for slaughter if it's the wrong one.
And why reveal himself to a handful of people in a minor country?
Not as good as the bible in the brain idea - but a god could have hovered over Rome and Nanking (+anywhere else they chose), visible to all and telling everyone, in their own language, what was going on.
A god could appear right now on everyone in the worlds TV set, if they wanted to.
Or send everyone an email.
But, apparently, it has to be from a old book that has been edited, mistranslated and needs to be explained by self serving men - which any decent god could forsee, but didn't care to sort out.
That's because it's ALL BULLSHIT.
@@paxmuleNah man he caused all those holy wars and endless suffering that exists even today cause it's all part of his plan to...remove suffering I guess?
@@thunderspark1536lmao
@@paxmuleIt's all real because the Bible is the word of god and we know this because the Bible said so
I (obsessively) watch debates of religion (from Hitchens to Harris to Dawkins - Shermer, etc.) And I have to say this video, with it's simplicity and humor is one of the best critiques of Christianity. Brilliant!
This conversation is unbelievably well-written
"...you'd rather go around spitting on disabled people..." fuck me, that makes me laugh every time. Man, where are you?!?!
+St. Rawman Real world, which has things like jobs and two-year-old kids in it. No spitting on disabled people out here.
I know what you mean. I'm down to a video every couple of months because of my job and family. Just miss your humor.
+NonStampCollector That's all great and stuff, but what about us, your fans?
:p
But really it is great, but a lot of would really appreciate it if you would find the time to make videos again.
Is there a chance we might see a great comeback of you? You could perhaps make that your job :)
Anyway. If you don't I still greatly appreciate the work you've done to make the videos you made. They're smart and funny as hell and I love it that you put in the verses you base things on. That way we can check very easily how much exaggerated or understated your comedy version really is, from a biblical perspective of course. From a rational perspective it's all exaggerated nonsense, understating how horrible the bible and the biblical god are. You have a great way of showing that.
Stylish777 Thanks for that. I doubt there'll ever be a "comeback", but I don't intend to ever completely "stop" making videos. There'll certainly be another one in the next few months.
NonStampCollector
Cool! That's good enough for me! Even better actually. This means you never stopped. :D
I'm not sure if it was logical to assume that you did. Maybe I saw some people speculating and I noticed just before that that another youtuber I like a lot, AtheistMinority had not uploaded anything for a long time( I speculate that she's pregnant :p for no reasons other than that she's a pleasant and intelligent woman of the right age and I think she deserves it if she wants it(and because it has been 9 months :p which make no sense, but with that number, obviously you think of the option:p) and I don't want it to be a sad reason :p)
Anyway. Glad to know you still make videos :)
I like how they say that previous times god intervened it led to painful deaths, god doesn't deny it he just says "forget all my past initiatives" LOL
On the original script the angels reminded him of some specifics, but it was too slow a start so I cut it.
@@NonStampCollector love how you still replying to comments
Gets weird when you consider that in this universe God must have created these angels for the sole purpose of ignoring everything they say.
I love that the specific bible verses are noted on screen.
RadioTSM {Operator Teddy Timis} yes when I was a christian it sounded so right, but then when I stopped being biased towards religion, it sounded so stupid
@@sad-pt7xd In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.
Having watched the entire nonstamp catalogue many times, I've decided this is my favourite.
It covers a lot of ground.
@@NonStampCollector I really cannot overstate how often I return to your work, nonstamp. You so thoroughly address every Christian claim and slam them out of the park. Thank you so much for your work.
@@NonStampCollector the quiz show is also one of the best
This is so funny but the reality is so sad how many millions of people died/sacrificed/ killed, men women and children, because of these evil books,
And because of that we need the new testament. The old testament has so much bullshit and lies and sin in it.
Finally someone spelling the truth.
@@deleting-e9p that doesn't makes sense
@@mauriciosantillan446
How?
@@deleting-e9p you cant have the new testament without the validity of the old. The old testament is the foundation on which the new testament rests. To say the foundation of a religion is lies and deception then say the newest version which is based off the old version is good? What?
@@jamesonrosen1773
Only parts of the old testament are bad, but it can easily be misunderstood.
Often it writes about an angry and not very christian god.
So it has to be dealt with carefully.
For starters, only read the new one.
So basically if I don't believe that some guy called Jesus (who btw I have never seen before) came and died for my sins (which I believe was caused by a couple name adam and eve)...I will burn in somewhere called Hell?
That's basically what Christians believe, yes. Silly, isn't it?
Actually, it's way beyond "silly". It's completely sick and twisted. It's ridiculous to believethat someone else can die for something bad someone else did and that that somehow makes it "ok".
Shane Chambers Hahahahahaha..
You burn in Hell because of your sins, you go to heaven because you believe in Jesus
Shane Chambers well I have never personally seen Stalin or Alexander the great, but that doesn't mean that they never existed. There exists enough evidence that Jesus of Nazareth existed during the first century AD.
Don’t you just love how all those amazing irrefutable miracles just stopped occurring after the Bible was written?
It didn’t stop, it just got lesser, and I am assuming due to lesser faith but idk for sure. It happens but you or I just don’t know about it for whatever reason. I am saying this because I have heard of miracles happening still.
@@sujangaming1101 OR, HEAR ME OUT, THEY ARENT HAPPENING. THERE ISNT A SINGLE INSTANCE OF THEM HAPPENING IN MODERN HISTORY.
@@thecarrotsarecoming4711 How can you be sure of that when it's unknown to you. For example, a baby was just born. Would you happen to know that baby's name? where he was born, etc, or like a math concept that will only be known in the future. I am saying we will never know everything, and so it is possible for something you don't know to exist. The people I heard it from could be wrong but I choose to believe them and God. So, I guess it all comes down to faith.
@@sujangaming1101 There isn't even proof that the books in the bible were written by the people they claimed to be written by. The bible wasn't written any time during his life. There is sufficient evidence to show that the bible's books are just repackaged fables from other cultures to get around local laws of the time. The book of Moses isn't historically possible. There is no recorded instance in human history of any of those miracles being possible, let alone accomplished. Just because a book says something doesn't mean it's true. You need ACTUAL EVIDENCE to be able to claim that anything is true. Faith is not a good way to find the truth because people can have faith in opposing views. How do you know which one is true?
@@thecarrotsarecoming4711 Exactly, it all comes down to faith. However, the Bible is not as weak as you think. The earliest record of Jesus is 25 years after his resurrection by Paul. That is quite short. Also, the Old Testament is quite reliable based on the Dead Sea Scrolls. For the "actual evidence," I think you should look at Jesus. Research him and based on it (don't just pick information that discredits him but pick both and a lot of both). Once you know he really did exist. You got your "actual evidence." Now I have researched enough to doubt the Bible too (and the bible is most likely not 100% accurate), but I am choosing to have faith. I may sound like I know it all, but of course, I don't. You can argue against my idea. I may be wrong or right (and I understand, it's the same for you). Good Luck with finding or holding on to your truth, I probably won't reply anymore cuz I am not an expert at this, so I shouldn't be saying much anyway, but I got fired up that's why lol.
This video is brilliant. And I love seeing the theists scrambling to try and justify their beliefs with mental gymnastics. They hate how ridiculous the bible appears when you look at it objectively.
Ad Victoriam! He was talking about religious people, theist is the correct word.
...You guys are cracking me up!
Ad Victoriam! Not sure if joking but atheist literally means "not theist".
Wow you really love nonstamp!
Late to the party but I personnaly don't love it, at all. It makes me extremely sad and uncomfortable. But that's how the world works I guess.
I have been raised, and still am, a Christian and now I have existential dread because of you videos! At least I can laugh through the pain of my boggled brain!
Psalm 84 :11 For the Lord God is a sun 🌞
John 8 :12 I am the Light of the world🌞
Malachi 4:2 Sun of righteousness 🌞
That's why they put a picture of the Sun on some the Bibles instead of a drawing of Jesus.
The Old Testmement was written in Hebrew, Hebrew word for Sun is Shemash, Shemash was the Sun-God of the Sumerians and the Babylonians in 2,100 BC.
That's why Christians worship on a SUNday🌞, they worship a ancient Sun-God and don't even know it🤣
Ye it's hard to change something you Belive so devoutly
Good on you for looking at these videos.
Are you ok now?
@@carerforever2118first of all, bibles back in the early church didn't have any pictures of Jesus, and the earliest surviving depiction of him doesn't come around for a few hundred years.
Second of all, the naming of the first day of the week comes from Roman tradition, and had nothing to do with Sumeria or Babylon. Other languages don't call their first day of the week anytime related to the sun, but they still celebrate it. In short, you argument is simply wrong.
7:05 “women are only about 50% of the population, why should they get such special attention??”
alright thats it, you’re a genius in sarcasm
In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 This entire video was a skit on how dumb that exact scenario (sacrificing himself to himself to appease himself) was, please watch it before leaving your frankly idiotic comments
Best one yet. Had to laugh, a lot, but yet remember how sad this really is and I used to actually believe this shit.
Hi NSC, I've been watching your videos and I would like you to know that this is the video that deconverted me. Thank you!
Welcome to the dark side!
This video did not deconvert me by itself but it was what I was watching when I had my breakthrough moment. I think the idea of Jesus not understanding the germ theory of disease was what made my rational mind say "Maybe it is all myth and legend without actual literal truth"...
Pool's on the second floor and there's enough snacks to go around
Congratulations both of you on using rational thought and evidence to disprove the theory im sure you were brought up to believe. More Christians need that quality.
i wish more christians thought about things logically (coming from an ex-theist myself)
These are all questions I had when I was a kid that my parents couldn't answer. "Well, he's God," or "humans cannot hope to understand why God does what he does, but his way is perfect" were the usual responses. Why worship someone if ya can't even explain or understand them? Because he's God isn't good enough!
Because he's God...
Because he's Allah...
Because he's Buddha...
You see what I mean?
To be fair Buddha isn't worshipped as a god, just a pretty smart boy
Is it possible that there is a god and this god has mental problems and that he is now in a asylum in some "non physical world" and this is the reason why he doesn't talk to people anymore?
~~~~ I'm just an atheist, asking questions.
Vrej Egon Spengler Nice theory. Asylum, or perhaps prison.
NonStampCollector What will you say to YHWH when you are judged for your sins especially this one taking everything out of context? What will you say to the one who saves when you have rejected the only free way to get forgiven of all the things you have done against your own inward nature that tells you that sin is wrong?
The same thing that you will say to the Egyptian god Thoth when you meet him.
NonStampCollector Excellent.
NonStampCollector Did Thoth write a book in which all prophecy comes true if so tell me I do not know of any other book in the world?
As a kid, when I was being dragged by force every Sunday to the Jehovah's Witness kingdom hall by my mother, these were the
questions I was asking the "elders": why did Jesus decide not
to perform any miracles that actually would have benefitted
humanity then and in generations to come? Of course, they never
answered them.
Later, when my batshit crazy JW sister and her misogynistic POS husband came to live with me and my parents, I asked them the
same questions. Result: they ridiculed and poked fun at me the entire time they were living in our back yard.
You have no idea how gratifying it is for me at 68 to see how right I was all along. Thank you! 👍❤
Shirley that’s awful to hear that it’s such a strong memory some decades afterwards. Just for questioning the story, right?
I never suffered any victimisation or harsh treatment from anyone during my years in various churches, but I feel moved to know that my work can mean something to folks who did.
Really sad to hear Shirley. I'm glad that you realized early on and that clearly gave you strength.
I find the indoctrination that kids suffer is really against human rights, you often find them reaching adulthood and fighting here in the comments an impossible fight clearly showing them being totally unequipped to deal with reality and often suffering from the cognitive dissonance, also terribly afraid and full of hate.
Fortunately some finally deprogram themselves, for whom it is such a relief... but imagine the wasted efforts and lives, and the ugly things that have been justified by all this as well as other religions. How much we could have advanced if it wouldn't be for things like this (or war, or greed, etc).
Anyway, a hug from far away! :D
In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.
Really@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363you didn't even answer the question you just said repent
I've asking myself a lot of these questions, your series of videos have convince me to become agnostic. Maybe there is a God and maybe there isn't. The truth is I don't know and the bible doesn't provide any logical answers. Thank you for all your videos and citations.
Have you become an atheist already?
bruh this is literally one of THE best videos on youtube , I find myself re watching this at least 3 times a month
I think it's kinda funny that God has to be portrayed as a good guy. The Bible has to constantly enforce that God is good. It kind of makes you wonder, if while people were writing the Bible, was he telling them "Be sure to mention how good and loving I am?" I don't really think so, because God doesn't really praise himself when he speaks in the Bible (and after all, if he could just praise himself, why would he need us?), making me think it was really just a very specific case of fear and a twinge of Stockholm. Can you imagine trying to write a book of the Bible? If you honestly thought you were contributing to the idealism of a real, tangible, omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent being, would you not play it up? Think to yourself "I'm gonna make this guy look great, if I screw it up, I'll burn for all eternity." Mainly, if you actually believed in the Bible, you'd probably see the worst supervillain off all time. He could never be defeated, had no weaknesses and could make sure you're tormented eternally if you don't blindly accept him as your unwavering, unconditional ruler.
If there were a God, he would be a shining example of injustice, and life would be completely and utterly pointless.
Copy, pasted. Thank you.
@Hunter Marsh NO!! BECAUSE IF YOU ALSO WORSHIP SOMETHING THAT HAS NO SCIENTIFIC proof.. Then your just as bad as Christianity..
This is one of the best videos...ever....
Your videos are a godsend... On a serious note, I love your work. I hope to see you return some day. Your videos have provided so much information for me and caused several people I know to change their perspective. Thanks again.
6:10-6:20 has lived rent free in my head for years now and will continue to do so.
Just don't emulate it.
"I won't have time, between fishing trips and praying to myself"... 😂
Religion is dying...finally
Tyson Dodge ikr cristianity sucks
Littlealv 2 actually I'm just not a fan of belief in general. Causing friction in life from the smallest argument to the massacres of entire societies. Belief has proven to do nothing but unite weaker minds for the purpose of control, money and violence through fear and segregation. When we are able to move past this as humans and apply our best minds towards science and understanding rather than war and advertising, we may actually reach a class 1 civilization. In my opinion.
Tyson Dodge just not fast enough for me unfortunately..
Sigh*
Dangit! Well at least we all know its a joke for money and whatever.
Genius. So happy I found your channel. Was planning to make these kinds of videos myself one day but not only did you beat to it, but you did a better job. Happy to have these as ammo when dealing with Christians who try to shove their beliefs on me.
Love your videos man. I remember watching these back when I was a teenager questioning my faith. Thank you!
This is PROFOUND and EXCELLENT!!!
Well Done NonStampCollector . While being a Christian, this is what I always wondered. If Jesus was the Almighty or son of God or whatever, why didn’t he speak about germs and that diseases are caused by microscopic living things. Why didn’t he speak about the amazing Universe, galaxies, and all those mysterious stuff out there? Rather he spoke about only things which the normal human eye could see. And that makes him no more special than an average human being, who might have lived and died a violent death in the hands of Romans
What the rocks or the Universe will teach you about what is right or wrong? It is like saying that the mechanics behind the television screen are more important than the use of television for entertainment...
Mr JimFit Without "the mechanics behind the television", there is no television.
BuchMaster Zero Yes but you are buying the television for a use not to watch the mechanics but the screen.
I think you might have missed the point... You're not buying any television unless somebody understands the mechanics. Please explain how morality could be properly understood without understanding its mechanics.
BuchMaster Zero How Materialism will teach you ethics? We had such philosophers they were called the Naturalistic Philosophers and they supported woman abuse,slavery,murder (if it happen unperturbed), worship of the God Cesar and much much more that today we think as ridiculous and excessively because we have influenced by Christian teachings. How the planets and the gravity and the natural laws will teach you ethics and morality? The only thing they will teach you is how to rotate around yourself.
Jesus and God being one and the same was just a contrivance to avoid accusation of breaking the first commandment. Most Jews didn’t buy it.
Huh. Well that makes sense. Didn't think of it that way.
I do not understand how this channel has not gone viral!!
This video made me an atheist. Thank you
Lizzie B Welcome to reality 🙂
Welp, hope you became an atheist because you really found the truth, i mean you understand christianity not by an atheist who dont even understand about sacrifice dont you?
@@martinmaxwell3508 im a muslim but respect atheist
@@lolokikok3368 i respect them too, is there any comments that i making fun or mocking atheist?
@@martinmaxwell3508 no, sorry i thought that you were an atheist. I read it wrong my bad😂
Jesus's sacrifice was hollow. Many many people were tortured and crucified, but none of them were God/Son of God, none guaranteed a throne in heaven... and on top of that, the sacrifice was taken back three days later. How is this even a middling sacrifice?
I'd like to say, "Your profile picture suits you" but I can't tell if it's a cow or a sheep.
Because in the original story, Jesus was a heavenly being who volunteered to die in order to save mankind. He didn’t know he would be resurrected.
Kevin Ellington he’s literally God. If God is all-knowing, why did he have to send Jesus to Earth to understand humanity? Why does evil exist? What about the suffrage of Jobe? Your arguments make no sense
Big Nutty, I said the original story, the one that Paul was preaching.
Kevin Ellington okay but you didn’t really answer any of my questions. If you can’t understand such an important part of your religion, it’s not true
2:46 "...nah, i think i'll just tell them demons are responsible for disease"
Funniest part of the video
This channel is a hidden a gem. ❤ I just discovered it and currently watching various videos in a row.
We actually need seismic activity. It's what produces our magnetic field. We'd all literally die of cancer if we didn't have our earthquakes. What a God should have done was make it so that earthquakes aren't a necessary evil of a magnetic field, or better yet, make it so that the sun's particles aren't deadly to life.
He's all-powerful. He could just give the earth a magic magnetic field.
hes all powerful and yet he let 99% of all species of animals go extinct
The magnetic field of the earth has it's origin in the core, thousands of miles away from the tectonic plates that are responsible for earth quakes.
I love this channel so much. Utterly timeless
Well you can’t really expect god to care about humans when he has trillions of aliens to prevent from being gay
😂😂
Mormon belifes:
Dealing with religious Christians could be very taxing (I know because I used to be one). Thank you for doing this for them.
In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 *Sigh, I have to choose to deal with you, aren't I?
Listen mate, according to the Bible, Jesus is evil. I have decided that I do not want to worship such an evil being, even if that means I would be tortured for it for eternity because I will never yield to evil.
@@lastyhopper2792oh...so you're just retarded eh
@@lastyhopper2792 God is not evil, humaans are evil for sinning, God died for sinners how loving is that
GOD WOULDN'T CREATE HELL.
Should He punish a mass murderer like Adolf Hitler? Of course He should. If He's good He must see that justice is done. He is so good that liars, thieves, sexually immoral people, idolaters etc are offensive to God. Hell is God's prison, where those who have done evil will get exactly what they deserve. So Repent and Believe in Jesus today to be forgiven.
@@lastyhopper2792 i like the word mate , where are you from?
This is coming from a good place, my love for you are drops in the ocean compared to God’s love for you.
Jesus loves you and wants to save you from hell so love Him back.
Have you ever read anything about medical practices in the middle-ages?
NonStampCollector no but I’ll look into it
Pigmanzombie did you figure anything out? Do they exist? Are they just a myth?
I vaguely remember something about head drilling
Astonishing Bombardment of sharp-edged criticism and Humor
A believer stated:
"Jesus didn't threaten people who wouldn't follow Him."
The threat is clearly made in Mark16:16, John 3:18, and other places, where unbelief is defined as sin. Those that fail to comply are damned.
Artesian Clickbait they say that. But if you are going to disregard what they said, then you have to disregard the whole bible because it was made by man. And if you say "Well no because God spoke through them!" Well then everything they say must be accurate right? And if you so that only some of what they say is from God but some is from themselves, then since we can't determine which is which, then we must disregaurd the entire bible. Thanks for giving another chance to show how stupid Christianity is.
So if I warn a man standing in the way of a moving truck that he doesn't move he will die, you say I am threaten him?
alpha centauri I hate how many people just eat up everything they get on their plate. They don’t even know what they believe in
nana kojo
Well if you're driving the truck.....
nana kojo
The flaw here is:
1) We know what trucks are.
2) We know they can cause physical harm wrongly used.
3) Hell is as valid as the boogie man.
Hmmm.
This video was uploaded exactly a decade before I came out to my family as a 'non-believer'... boy were those tough times...
Ex-mormon for 3 months now. I've got a happy life ahead of me.
Not being Mormon is a fairly easy one. ;)
I'd love an update!
Same boat as you buddy
@@mjul7003just came back across this video, hi!
My family is still devout, so they cut off financial aid, but I'm the happiest I've ever been in my adult life. It's crazy to see the things you used to believe out of fear from an outside perspective.
@bettertobethoughtafool hey friend, I'd like an update if that's okay!
Finally a video on RUclips, I can watch over and over again. This is brilliant kudos!!
LEAKED footage from heaven.
Yes! This is my favorite ‘Non Stamp Collector’ video!
Plot Twist: God just took anger management classes between the old and New Testament but that didn’t necessarily make him smarter
OG God was a monster, lucifer probably helped him out but then Jesus got back at him for changing his father by writing bad stuff in the NT and making him out to be evil with evil minions, but really in OT (mentioned only twice or possible zero) Satan works for God and isnt evil
Hey man, just wanted to say thank you genuinely for these videos. I’ve been watching for a while now, but I wanted to express my appreciation that there were videos like these that had important discussions framed in a comedic way. It’s helped me a lot to become more comfortable being an atheist knowing this isn’t a new thing. So thank you, and I shall now continue watching your videos.
How are you not more popular? Your content is amazing!
Why haven't i seen your gem of a channel before? Your videos are funny, and show how ridiculous it all is
Ikr❤️❤️❤️
I need a DarkMatter2525 version of this with God & Jeffery
NSC is basically a better version of DarkMatter2525. DM has some funny stuff, but he has a real derogatory tone that I think is counterproductive, and he makes the atheists in his videos invariably good logicians, while NSC just shows the binle contradicting itself and lets passages speak for themselves through illogical characters.
That said, this particular video isnright in DM's wheelhouse, so it would probably be good
NSC is better tbh
Just video-wise, if DarkMatter2525 is an indecent RUclips Pooper, then NonStampCollector is How It Should Have Ended.
Nah, I like these videos better
Omg ❤️❤️❤️
I think this is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while!
Top work!
This GOD character in the video is scarily accurate to how I feel he is like when I read the Bible
He's like : "Nah fuck that Imma do some dumb shit instead and threaten everyone and pray to myself".
0:36 - 1:15 So, I looked up these verses and read the chapter they belonged to. Stamp wasn't exaggerating it's even worse than what's described in the video. It's just an entire chapter dedicated to Yahweh angrily listing off all the horrible things that he will cause and allow if you DARE defy him.
EDIT: I read some more of that chapter and some of the actions of defying listed are fucked up crimes while others are super arbitrary nothingburgers, though I don't think the things listed in his insane rant are a fair punishment for any of them.
Satan if he exists is the good guy in this book
@@JasonHenderson Not really. In the Old Testament, he's pretty a minion of Yahweh's who lightly criticizes him.
@@TheArkman360 he's "the accuser" so not a minion but more like what we would consider your conscience, that little voice in your head telling you what's right or wrong.
@@JasonHendersonSatan is not a good guy tho, his the one that caused all these. So if satan never tempted Eve. Adam and Eve would be alive right now and doing whatever and we all wouldn’t be here or maybe we all would be in the garden of Eden or something…
Your animations are the cutest thing ever
Absolutely well done, content, voices production! I hope people will appreciate your simplicity, and finally admit to the things they turn a blind eye to, mainly because of fear.
In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.
If there was a god and he did even one of those things we would be hundreds of years more advanced and way more happy.
So true. god deserves to burn in Hell forever for what he has done to us!
Mickey Mouse Disney wut?
Mickey Mouse Disney no, it’s not sin if god does it, it’s like the dark age kingdoms, if a civilian kills someone (man) it’s murder but if the king (god) kills someone it’s not even looked upon
Nathan Hall Listen God is the exact one who even allows evil to exist. As you said with your king statement you can tell it is very flawed it is actually looked down upon once a revolution begins against the ruthless dictatorship. Take the American revolution for example the royal English family was looked down upon once the founding fathers realized the family was made up of evil dictators who’s goal was to establish a bigger brutal dictatorship. The statement you just made sounds like what a 3 year old would say about mythical things. I actually have evidence to prove your religion wrong but we’re is your evidence to prove me wrong?
I have been watching this video for years now. Still hits as hard as ever.
At 3:47 God/Jesus should've said something like "the poor will always be with us", like in The Bible.
This is my favrouite video of yours by far! I like the concept of the angles just being comeptlly powerless against their ridiculous insane ceo or boss. 😂
NonStamp, all your videos are amazing. Thank you.
These videos are genious😂 can’t believe i haven’t stumbled upon these sooner than 15 years after they were uploaded lmao
Remember kids: don’t think too much!
yip, blasphemy carries the death penalty in some places!
yeah, especially in front of abortion clinics
Anyone else started to get ads for Jesus apps before nonstampcollector videos? If there's a channel I want to support by watching the ads it's this one; if there are ads I'm going to skip, they're Jesus app ones!
I'd just like to say this came back into my feed. Glad it's going around again, even if it's an older video. Watched again for old time's sake
1:12 The angels are so cute there.
I love how that angel at around the 0:50 mark is just grinning through the whole 'plague, itch, bodies etc' spiel.
Spot on, hilarious and insightful as always! Great video!
6:10 this is the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life
One of the best critiques out there. Reasuring to see over a million views. A couple of billion would be even better.
Your videos are SO fantastic because they show logically how ridiculous religious points of view is. Thank you for all of your hard work.
Either God doesn't exist, or God is horrible. Pick one. I'm with the former.
@rhamilr so… science?
@rhamilr and theoretics?
What the Hell. I got an add for helping people to spread "Jesus' Gospel" before this video. And worse, it was a cartoon and the narrator had an Australian accent. They stole the idea from Nonstampcollector!
I appreciate you guys. Thanks for everything.
I binged on NonStampCollector's videos a lot ten years ago. How time flies. I hope they're doing okay.
I just found this channel and whoever you are doing this, you are a legend.
I’m getting so many Christian and religious ads now
They have to pay for them so sucking the money from the poor and gullible. Shame on you. ;)
That just means they don't reach those that are weak for them.
@@GSimpsonOAM ain’t that every ad? And shame on me? What did I do
@@MouldMadeMind what are you talking about
@@terel9570 Just teasing that you are costing them money hence the wink.
Now you see why 1/3 of the angels joined Lucifer's team.
In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
Have you seen FiniteAtticus's Deconversion series? He cites THIS video as the thing that changed his life forever.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again this must be required viewing for absolutely every Christian on earth. They need to acknowledge the truth in these brilliant, brilliant videos. Everyone needs to see this.