OneyPlays: Housing Cows

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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
  • Source: • Housing Cows in FORSPOKEN

Комментарии • 95

  • @masterrace921
    @masterrace921 Год назад +445

    “We had a good thing going, we had Fring, we had the barns, you coulda housed all the cows you wanted”

    • @maxochamp8229
      @maxochamp8229 Год назад

      "A man milks a male cow and gets sperm on his face, and you think that of ME?,
      I am the cow who cums"

    • @DiranJiru
      @DiranJiru 11 месяцев назад +49

      “But you had to go and ruin everything! You and your Dairy Milk partners!”

    • @IAmCipeRamo
      @IAmCipeRamo 5 месяцев назад +22

      @@DiranJiruIF YOU HAD HOUSED THOSE COWS, KNOWN YOUR PLACE, WE’D ALL BE FINE RIGHT NOW.

  • @NeoAya
    @NeoAya Год назад +688

    This segment made me want a full episode of the boys dubbing over things

    • @zachh.9065
      @zachh.9065 Год назад

      look up "oneywivpebbles gay Arnold"

    • @owene2530
      @owene2530 Год назад +20

      they would be cackling too much to do any of it

    • @makeitthrough_
      @makeitthrough_ Год назад +26

      Chris and Zach did dub over an episode of Hey Arnold once. I have it on a hard drive somewhere and I'm sure if you google it you might still be able to find it

    • @GrayD_Fox
      @GrayD_Fox Год назад +2

      @@owene2530that’s fine

    • @maxochamp8229
      @maxochamp8229 Год назад +21

      My favorite part was when Skylar leaned in and whispered "I fucked Old Mcdonald"

  • @maxturner9205
    @maxturner9205 Год назад +884

    As someone pointed out in the comments on the original video, "We had a good thing going" implies that all the events that transpire in the show still play out the exact same way, just instead of selling meth they house cows.

    • @mistersharpe4375
      @mistersharpe4375 Год назад +137

      "This is not a cow."

    • @connorbeith3232
      @connorbeith3232 Год назад +83

      @@mistersharpe4375 "And you're about to get the horns...." *bull rams into everyone in the room*

    • @Gyuwaaz
      @Gyuwaaz Год назад +40

      Does this mean Tuco snorts a cow?

    • @mrcomino6028
      @mrcomino6028 11 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@Gyuwaazits like that gag where a dude spits a bull at petter in family guy but backwards

    • @zidaneffixexe
      @zidaneffixexe 10 месяцев назад +20

      I'm Skylar white yo... Jessie steps in front of a freshly panted home sweet home sign.

  • @jeph3016
    @jeph3016 Год назад +337

    this is a work of art

    • @Gumper30
      @Gumper30 Год назад +27

      Actually, it's just basic animal husbandry... But thank you, I'm glad my cow house is acceptable.

    • @jeph3016
      @jeph3016 Год назад

      @@Gumper30 how dare you imply walter white's cow housing empire was just 'simple' animal husbandry
      he had a good thing going you stupid piece of shit

    • @AyyLmaoPhuckYou
      @AyyLmaoPhuckYou Год назад +3

      They need to dub tv shows

  • @Helm-0
    @Helm-0 Год назад +185

    Housing Cows just rolls off the tongue so well though, i want it to be a real show.

  • @thesnipershat7529
    @thesnipershat7529 Год назад +169

    Did Walt have to strangle a farmer in Jesse's basement instead in this timeline

    • @deeta000
      @deeta000 11 месяцев назад +16

      Walt likes cows. It’s the only difference.

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox Год назад +146

    I genuinely wish that episode was just them doing this bit while waiting for Forspokwn to load for 20 minutes

  • @pngCOATS
    @pngCOATS Год назад +157

    that guy voicing jesse is so on point

  • @DogmenDogmen
    @DogmenDogmen Год назад +69

    Building Barns

  • @JLkeepinitrealdude
    @JLkeepinitrealdude Год назад +86

    _insteadofmakingmethletsmakea_ *house fer COWZ*

    • @a.jcheshiremen7822
      @a.jcheshiremen7822 11 месяцев назад +10

      “Jesse! We have to house cows!”

    • @saturniidspectre
      @saturniidspectre 11 месяцев назад +7

      BEWWW BEW BEWWWWW (Housing cows!)

    • @jacksand7767
      @jacksand7767 10 месяцев назад +5

      "Like where do we get the cows?"

    • @JLkeepinitrealdude
      @JLkeepinitrealdude 10 месяцев назад

      _we had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch we were housing COWZ we had a good thing going!_

    • @a.jcheshiremen7822
      @a.jcheshiremen7822 10 месяцев назад

      @@jacksand7767”We had good thing going you stupid son of b1cth we were housing cows! We had a good thing going!”

  • @PsychorGames
    @PsychorGames Год назад +19

    Cuts to the pilot of Housing Cows

  • @HandikraftWerks
    @HandikraftWerks Год назад +193

    This was edited by one of their editors, CameraColossus aka Kyle and clipped to this channel.
    Which I can't blame people for missing because I usually just listen to 90% of their stuff anyway

  • @Antxn001
    @Antxn001 Год назад +22

    They called them "Barns"

  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN Год назад +16

    We had a good thing going!

  • @hurricanejaney
    @hurricanejaney Год назад +41

    i am the one who milks

  • @emmarie2930
    @emmarie2930 Год назад +24

    Zach's Mike was pretty good!

  • @nikolacatlak9875
    @nikolacatlak9875 Год назад +11

    thats the best mike impression

  • @therealmudafuka7200
    @therealmudafuka7200 Год назад +45

    this is the best bit they ever did

    • @GoyBenius_0901
      @GoyBenius_0901 Год назад

      At the time of you writing that comment the bit was only a week old it's not like this shit's ancient.

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga Год назад +8

      ​@@GoyBenius_0901what does that have to do with anything lol

    • @diamondrel5190
      @diamondrel5190 5 месяцев назад +1

      Im inclined to agree 😭

  • @RyanTerwilliger
    @RyanTerwilliger 11 месяцев назад +6

    I watch this at least once a day…

  • @DS_101
    @DS_101 Год назад +20

    Definition of Fishtank live

    • @rahcist
      @rahcist 3 месяца назад

      obsessed with mkultra jewish show award 🏅

  • @KonkeyDongkey
    @KonkeyDongkey Год назад +33

    I actually lol'd

    • @KonkeyDongkey
      @KonkeyDongkey Год назад +23

      (laughed out loud) for all you non texters out there

    • @neekochano3535
      @neekochano3535 Год назад +20

      damn ok I was confused for a second

  • @couchmaster3773
    @couchmaster3773 Год назад +111

    I like the idea that even if Walt had gotten into cow housing instead of meth he still would've found a way to turn everything to shit.
    Cow shit.

  • @SuperCaleb360
    @SuperCaleb360 2 месяца назад +2

    The ending of this joke inplies that everything still happens. My theory is that they do so well with the cow house that Los Pollos takes notice and wants to add burgers to their menu. It'll basically be like a Mr. Krabs vs Plankton moment.
    Gus: Give me the formula Walter or I will cut you open with this box cutter

  • @PuppetMasterKankuro
    @PuppetMasterKankuro Год назад +38

    *THESE ARE NOT COWS.*

    • @Genuline
      @Genuline 6 месяцев назад +4

      TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT! YEA! BELGIAN BLUE, HOLSTEIN, HEREFORD ANY BREED, WHATEVER MAN JUST KEEP BRINGING ME THEM

  • @alexandermonroe5046
    @alexandermonroe5046 4 месяца назад +2

    I sent this to my mom who is a former cook and dealer and asked "why didn't you do this instead"

  • @dumbcat3445
    @dumbcat3445 Год назад +16

    I wish this was the show now

  • @allister-malister9179
    @allister-malister9179 11 месяцев назад +2

    “I AM THE COLLECTIVE!!!”

  • @travisreberto1295
    @travisreberto1295 Год назад +14

    Can’t blame all the people in the comments thinking this wasn’t part of the og video, if I wasn’t randomly watching the first minute of that video while waiting to get into a game of TF2 I would have just thought they were talking over the game as well.

  • @57mac01
    @57mac01 Год назад +108

    Was genuinely hoping someone would animate this bit with clips from the show and here it is, take my upvote
    Nvm me stupid but it still funny

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn Год назад +37

      this is from the oneyplays video, you can find this exact video in the original oney plays vid
      the OP didnt make this, oney's editor did

    • @57mac01
      @57mac01 Год назад +16

      @@selectionn oh shit really I listened to this episode without looking at the screen I had it on in the background LMAO

    • @bingobongo321
      @bingobongo321 Год назад +3

      ​@@57mac01Nice lmao

    • @alimations5226
      @alimations5226 Год назад +7

      Smartest OneyPlays fan

    • @JVCA44
      @JVCA44 Год назад

      ​@@alimations5226smartest redditor***

  • @SIudge
    @SIudge 6 месяцев назад +1

    I think about this at least once a week

  • @Lukaseking
    @Lukaseking Год назад +10

    I love this, great stuff right here, make more (plis)

  • @perunplague9794
    @perunplague9794 Месяц назад

    I love the hard cut between “like, where do we get the cows” to “we had a good thing going you stupid son of a bitch, we were housing cows!”

  • @Sandux930
    @Sandux930 Год назад +1

    Goddamn i love their improv shit 😂😂😂😅😂

  • @Tonixman
    @Tonixman Год назад +7

    Well done! Loved this!

  • @SANDVlCH
    @SANDVlCH 10 месяцев назад +1

    If gus fring sold burger

  • @lundylow
    @lundylow 6 месяцев назад

    I forgot "cow house" was actually a thing and they were just pulling things out of their ass again

  • @njez7563
    @njez7563 7 месяцев назад +2

    Like where to we get the coooowwws

  • @ye6973
    @ye6973 Год назад +7

    I’m ashamed to not be able to tell but is that Lyle or Chris at :22? Because that’s a damn good impression

    • @mathclass2548
      @mathclass2548 Год назад +13

      It’s Chris

    • @bazzjedimaster
      @bazzjedimaster Год назад +2

      It's Chris, Lyle's Jessie is quieter.

    • @ye6973
      @ye6973 10 месяцев назад

      @@bazzjedimasterYeahh I hear it now. good looks

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 Год назад +7

    Wtf I thought this had a million views

  • @hopdig
    @hopdig 5 месяцев назад

    This was in a comp i need to find the whole thing can someone lead me to it i neeeed it

  • @hopdig
    @hopdig 5 месяцев назад

    This was in a comp can someone lead me to it? Has it been deleted

  • @iyelawolf2196
    @iyelawolf2196 5 месяцев назад

    WHATS THE ORIGINAL VIDEO