David Spade Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @sidjustice43
    @sidjustice43 5 лет назад +352

    “I have to fight a girl though, cuz I want to win”. What a legend.

  • @gwapo35
    @gwapo35 5 лет назад +342

    He must be one of the chillest guy i see on the internet...

    • @thevrana
      @thevrana 3 года назад

      Well,Llamas are known for being chill.

  • @retrix8015
    @retrix8015 5 лет назад +489

    “ There’s a stock one that goes out a lot “

  • @Blackfingers666
    @Blackfingers666 5 лет назад +65

    David Spade seems like a really cool guy. Didn’t know how to feel about him because of what I’ve seen from his movies but watching him just be himself- he’s awesome!

    • @rico76
      @rico76 5 лет назад

      I agree

    • @ltisenotem
      @ltisenotem 4 года назад

      He's a great stand up comedian, I recommend. Shit movies lol

    • @Amero2323
      @Amero2323 Год назад +2

      I listened to his audiobook not long ago. He had a really fucked up childhood and overcame a lot.

    • @sickrandy2946
      @sickrandy2946 Год назад

      Spade was always hilarious. Great stand up, and always funny in interviews. A lot of his movies are pretty wack but man he's a funny ass dude.

  • @iamsultana
    @iamsultana 5 лет назад +92

    3:02 lol! He's so sweet! And funny. I can see why he's never had trouble getting all the best looking most charming ladies.

    • @KieranDomney.
      @KieranDomney. 4 года назад +1

      Agreed. I absolutely loved that moment :)

  • @marshmanno1342
    @marshmanno1342 5 лет назад +165

    "What if someone watches this? No, I'm not worried about that."

    • @manum234
      @manum234 3 года назад

      Haha the burn

  • @caseymaddox435
    @caseymaddox435 5 лет назад +31

    Tommy boy and black sheep 🐑 are both equally hilarious. No one can replace you and Farley. EVER!!!!

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 Год назад

      I feel like spade could easily have all his parts replaced with Sandler and it'd still work but if you tried to replace Farley with any of em it'd just bomb.

  • @mgraves636
    @mgraves636 5 лет назад +62

    I'm 100% sure if he did this interview as joe dirt there would be zero dislikes

  • @sheroukyoussef7896
    @sheroukyoussef7896 5 лет назад +5

    Aww he’s so cute when he’s like are you ok when he threw the card and it hit someone

  • @wetbabyboat9502
    @wetbabyboat9502 5 лет назад +199

    Emperor Cuzco answers the internet

    • @Name-mq6he
      @Name-mq6he 5 лет назад +7

      LLAMA FAAAAAAACE

    • @MisterFoxx
      @MisterFoxx 5 лет назад +3

      Kuzco* lol

    • @anyal1987
      @anyal1987 5 лет назад

      Name I came here to say this. Glad things are in order 👍

    • @annelauber6298
      @annelauber6298 5 лет назад

      No. Griffin, from the Hotel Transylvania Movies, answers The Internet!

    • @gilbertserrano485
      @gilbertserrano485 5 лет назад +2

      no touchy!

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead5112 5 лет назад +437

    Next up: Norm MacDonald

    • @Jamzmahname
      @Jamzmahname 5 лет назад +48

      He would not answer a single question

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 5 лет назад +13

      @@Jamzmahname still it'd be awesome to have him on

    • @Jamzmahname
      @Jamzmahname 5 лет назад +11

      Geeky Metalhead If anything to see the ol chunk of coal again would be welcome. Especially since Netflix pretty much bought the rights to his podcast to cancel it.

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 5 лет назад +2

      @@Jamzmahname Wait they cancelled it?

    • @Jamzmahname
      @Jamzmahname 5 лет назад +2

      Geeky Metalhead From what I’ve heard, Netflix hasn’t made an official statement, but from the guys around Norm they said it’s pretty much been put on the back burner.

  • @thriller985
    @thriller985 5 лет назад +48

    Spade continues to improv with a 1.000 batting average

  • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
    @DarkEagle-vx9hd 4 года назад +12

    He has an amazing lack of narcissism. Very seldom does he brag about his money, fame , etc and is actually self- deprecating at times.

    • @joesr31
      @joesr31 Год назад +1

      haven't you heard about his mansion?

  • @barbrasmith1437
    @barbrasmith1437 5 лет назад +7

    You're the best! Always my go to comedian when I need to laugh. Love you. 🤭

  • @AmandaaRose
    @AmandaaRose 5 лет назад +6

    This is great! Love David!

  • @mariahhayes2547
    @mariahhayes2547 5 лет назад +11

    3:01 he was so genuine 😭

  • @windians9994
    @windians9994 5 лет назад +247

    Get Adam Sandler on

    • @gammawave1739
      @gammawave1739 5 лет назад +9

      Hes pretty funmy seeing is hpw he is still making movies amd still famous after all these years. Probably the greateat comedian to have there own film company. Hes funnier than you thats for shure you random.

    • @jackhill1447
      @jackhill1447 5 лет назад +5

      Darth Maul 1 you can’t fucking spell, 2 Adam sandler has the sense of humor of a fucking 5 year old and is probably the 2nd least funny comedian (Amy Schumer) he’s only funny when surrounded by other comedians (Chris brown, David spade, etc)

    • @GIBBSKIDS1
      @GIBBSKIDS1 5 лет назад +4

      me Me hater. Grown Ups is a notional treasure!

    • @jessestumpf190
      @jessestumpf190 5 лет назад +6

      BOT_JACCKKSSON hell yea, Chris brown is hilarious, that joke he did with Rihanna hit me the hardest

    • @coolbreeze3793
      @coolbreeze3793 5 лет назад

      its ok

  • @graphicsociety1
    @graphicsociety1 4 года назад +3

    Good ol' David! one of the all time best.

  • @lamosos
    @lamosos 5 лет назад +4

    "Like me back."
    Holy shit, that was fucking profound.

  • @extremesowhat
    @extremesowhat 5 лет назад +46

    "Don't push in you'll be embarrassed"

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 5 лет назад +3

      My friend doesn’t understand this joke

    • @gomcocramp
      @gomcocramp 5 лет назад +5

      push in the camera objective, means to zoom in so that the handwriting can be seen (embarassing)

    • @desotaku5202
      @desotaku5202 4 года назад

      @@gomcocramp Objektiv? Its lens in english 😂

  • @gibbyh65
    @gibbyh65 5 лет назад +7

    Half of the questions he didn't even understand, lol, love spade, in his own world,, advise, start taking centrum silver bro!

  • @elitekomodo9284
    @elitekomodo9284 5 лет назад +39

    Bob menery up next???

  • @quietriot9910
    @quietriot9910 5 лет назад +3

    he is so hilarious!

  • @andrewperez1999
    @andrewperez1999 5 лет назад +16

    Need Adam Sandler on this asap!

  • @cherie3283
    @cherie3283 5 лет назад +5

    I love him more now then ever 💕🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @notaloka611
    @notaloka611 5 лет назад +4

    Love him!

  • @susans654
    @susans654 5 лет назад +3

    Q. What's the one thing a person can say or do that would make you immediately hate them?
    DS: "Like me back." Oof.

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 5 лет назад +1

      Susan S -- intimacy issues. It explains why he has trouble settling down

    • @hollystiener16
      @hollystiener16 5 лет назад

      @@thomaspayne6866 He means on social media

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 5 лет назад

      Holly Stiener -- I really don’t think so.

  • @deveryshepardson3640
    @deveryshepardson3640 5 лет назад +2

    Al Michaels screaming “Do you believe in miracles?”

  • @ZombieFreak85
    @ZombieFreak85 5 лет назад +2

    He just seems like a regular guy love him.

  • @taylorjohnsonmathias5832
    @taylorjohnsonmathias5832 5 лет назад +1

    These questions 😂😂😂 David spade is hilarious

  • @MelissaNgai
    @MelissaNgai 5 лет назад +3

    David Spade is so funny

  • @EikottXD
    @EikottXD 4 года назад +2

    3:27 Ozzy Man for sure!

  • @atm6870
    @atm6870 4 года назад +1

    Definitely the best one in my opinion

  • @davidlangston9595
    @davidlangston9595 5 лет назад +4

    He should have gone with David Attenborough for the narration.

  • @tmultt
    @tmultt 5 лет назад +3

    Like me back. Wow. Deep. To real.

  • @JWALL_
    @JWALL_ 5 лет назад +4

    4:01 imagine if he said Steven hawking

  • @mikeross5627
    @mikeross5627 5 лет назад +7

    Black Sheep is a classic!!

    • @stoppls2215
      @stoppls2215 5 лет назад

      Mike Ross what in the ever living fuck did u just say

    • @stoppls2215
      @stoppls2215 5 лет назад

      Tommyboy is superior

  • @pr0xed612
    @pr0xed612 4 года назад +1

    "how much money for you to give up world peace"
    me: five bucks

  • @jordanwiley4582
    @jordanwiley4582 5 лет назад +5

    glad to see the internet still prefers david spade over snooki

  • @zachduncan123
    @zachduncan123 5 лет назад

    Sir David Spade! I'm a Black Sheep!! You and Sir Farley are Legends!
    Your relationship was certainly one of a kind. I am happy to have witnessed it!
    Thank you

  • @jimmykong9902
    @jimmykong9902 5 лет назад +1

    Someones laugh sounds like The Wayans Brothers laugh when they were undercover

  • @ghostzd3fy689
    @ghostzd3fy689 5 лет назад +1

    3:34 MORGAN FREEMAN😂

  • @dylanbarts4405
    @dylanbarts4405 4 года назад +1

    3:42 was the guy giving the card edited in or does he actually move that animated

  • @LEOhopeful
    @LEOhopeful 4 года назад +2

    Spade is a fucking national treasure

  • @MrBeard17
    @MrBeard17 5 лет назад +1

    1:05 "The Daves I Know."

  • @BenSpies19
    @BenSpies19 4 года назад

    Heather with the giggles 😆

  • @joshhartman1169
    @joshhartman1169 5 лет назад +1

    god I wish this was longer

  • @djdannyd816
    @djdannyd816 5 лет назад +2

    Legend

  • @pogfee
    @pogfee 5 лет назад +11

    The venn diagram of Bob Menery and Barstool fans is two identical overlapping circles.

  • @richhozzy480
    @richhozzy480 5 лет назад +2

    All the celebrities complain about how many questions there are lol

  • @brottarnacke
    @brottarnacke 5 лет назад +1

    There are 8 movies listed on IMDB with the name "Black Sheep".

  • @elloowu6293
    @elloowu6293 5 лет назад +8

    These are NOT the weirdest questions on the Internet. They're almost first date acceptable

    • @rico76
      @rico76 5 лет назад

      There's probably certain questions they don't/can't answer or even repeat as the soundbite alone WOULD end their career

    • @rico76
      @rico76 5 лет назад

      I agree, they need weirder questions as this goes on. I feel like certain questions are picked for certain people, too.

    • @elloowu6293
      @elloowu6293 5 лет назад

      @@rico76 "how many Nazis would it take you to consider anal?"
      That's a real Internet question that I'd give anyone a pass for answering

  • @Dan-G97
    @Dan-G97 5 лет назад

    It’s been a while since I seen this lil nigga lmaoo still funny af.

  • @FunNy-mh4rw
    @FunNy-mh4rw 5 лет назад +2

    Sound effects yay

  • @joaomiguelpires9427
    @joaomiguelpires9427 5 лет назад +1

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT SICE KEN JEONG DID THIS. NOW I'M FULFILLED. THANK YOU

    • @astyles2666
      @astyles2666 5 лет назад

      joao miguel pires really? Fulfilled from David Spade? How sad is your life

    • @joaomiguelpires9427
      @joaomiguelpires9427 5 лет назад +1

      @@astyles2666 DAVID SPADE IS GOD ON EARTH

    • @joaomiguelpires9427
      @joaomiguelpires9427 5 лет назад

      @@astyles2666 sorry i didnt realise i had the caps lock active

  • @hirambodon7086
    @hirambodon7086 5 лет назад +2

    Alright Tina, look out😂

  • @devinmccurry4235
    @devinmccurry4235 3 года назад +1

    I want Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones to narrate my sex and sex life 😂😂

  • @TrigonsTrailers
    @TrigonsTrailers 11 месяцев назад

    "I have a bad back but a worse stomach."

  • @br41nb0x7
    @br41nb0x7 4 года назад +1

    Money or world peace: how much money? ...All the money.

  • @MoonDevoured
    @MoonDevoured 5 лет назад +1

    "I have a bad back but I have a worse stomach"

  • @JerroldKavanagh
    @JerroldKavanagh 5 лет назад +1

    David Spade and Michael J Fox are becoming twins.

  • @dancepiglover
    @dancepiglover Год назад

    I think the hypothetical situation is that David WILL win the fight, so it doesn’t matter who he picks in that regard. I think it only mattered whose life he’d want to take over.

  • @shaungray8863
    @shaungray8863 4 года назад +1

    How about Marv Albert. YES! He delivers a facial!

  • @shelleyokeeweehow1348
    @shelleyokeeweehow1348 5 лет назад

    I smells smoke....oh that's me.spade😉errr lmao 😂 😂

  • @Chicomite
    @Chicomite 5 лет назад

    I loooove Tommy Boy, but not any more or less than Black Sheep. I mean, Tommy Boy has Brian Dennehey, the man with no neck and also has fat guy little coat and Salesman Chris Farley. But Black Sheep has the cabin, the Campaign truck, the cell phone, just as many goofs and gaffs, giggles and shits, 90's goodness. And a bit more touching with the family/society/politics stuff if we wanna dip our toe into a little cheese. Both are must watch Spade/Farley comedies. P.S. the DVD cover of Black Sheep is better lol

  • @loganliebert7984
    @loganliebert7984 5 лет назад +1

    You can tell he didn’t want to be there 😂😂

  • @BuffaloBack
    @BuffaloBack 5 лет назад

    That baby shark joke is santinos joke on tigerbelly right after he bombed on spades show

  • @goalie2998
    @goalie2998 5 лет назад +2

    Everytime he finished sex.
    Song plays
    " all by myself, dont wanna be all by myself"

  • @yaildeed.2377
    @yaildeed.2377 5 лет назад +1

    Have his people call me 🤙 seriously love u David...

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 5 лет назад

      Yaildee D. -- are you ever gonna put some pants on

  • @guineveredawn
    @guineveredawn 5 лет назад

    “baby spade” 😂😂

  • @toddjohnson566
    @toddjohnson566 5 лет назад +1

    What’s the beef with Bob Menery?

  • @mrmojomajestic8317
    @mrmojomajestic8317 Год назад

    In lieu of a song, I'd choose a sound effect and have the 'Wilhelm Scream'.

  • @ba-donkindonutz5172
    @ba-donkindonutz5172 5 лет назад +86

    Honestly get someone who isn't illiterate to proofread the questions. Ffs

    • @TheSupaaMan
      @TheSupaaMan 5 лет назад +7

      Ba-Donkin Donutz lol relax bro

  • @jonathanmacedo5720
    @jonathanmacedo5720 5 лет назад

    What's the intro song bc it's gas lowkey

  • @zotw-101
    @zotw-101 5 лет назад +1

    One person to fight to the death, then take over their lives: I choose David Spade

  • @arvinv91
    @arvinv91 5 лет назад +1

    What's the song at the beginning?

  • @yjk9530
    @yjk9530 4 года назад +1

    If Dax Shepard and Brad Pitt had aa child

  • @wendygreen4234
    @wendygreen4234 5 лет назад

    I love him

  • @ruot286
    @ruot286 5 лет назад +2

    Get NORM MACDONALD!

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 4 года назад

    Spade can't beat no girl, yo!!

  • @texaskenny2
    @texaskenny2 5 лет назад +2

    I've had more fun taking out splinters than I had watching this video.

  • @dddd-ng5yq
    @dddd-ng5yq 4 года назад

    the man

  • @Prince_Luci
    @Prince_Luci 5 лет назад +1

    I’d pick Kevin Hart. It’d be a tough fight but i think i could take him. Plus his life in unimaginably better than mine.

    • @miopicpanda
      @miopicpanda 5 лет назад

      If it's "unimaginable", how do you know it's better?

  • @DubstepCherry
    @DubstepCherry 5 лет назад

    you guys should try and get that green shine around the person from the greenscreen out of the way.

  • @josephblumenberg6574
    @josephblumenberg6574 5 лет назад +7

    I’d love to see Bill Burr on here 😂

    • @rico76
      @rico76 5 лет назад +1

      If you see this, they just had him last week! Fucking gold.

  • @roncollinsreviews
    @roncollinsreviews 5 лет назад

    you guys need to pay these people more, they def dont want to be there

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
    @IPlayOneOnT.V. 5 лет назад

    KFC Radio? What is that - "Kentucky Fried Chicken" Radio?

  • @rottenhamwallet9190
    @rottenhamwallet9190 5 лет назад +4

    You should have Jim jefferies on this show

    • @jrivera018
      @jrivera018 4 года назад

      for what reason? having spade on here was already somewhat of a "make a wish" type of thing for him

  • @randyfleury9863
    @randyfleury9863 5 лет назад +1

    Every time Spade comes to mind...bub-bye, comes to mine. In a good way, the lil smart ass, I like him a lot. No...been married 42yrs and prefer women, don't go there, lol.

  • @Riggin2013
    @Riggin2013 5 лет назад

    You guys have GOT to get Bill Burr

  • @GoodGolly.MissLolly
    @GoodGolly.MissLolly 5 лет назад +3

    “Like me back” ... does he mean on social media, or do people say that in real life??

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 5 лет назад +1

      Real life. It means he has intimacy issues, and it explains why he hasn’t married

    • @seraandsibel
      @seraandsibel 5 лет назад +1

      yeah, a lot of people have a habit of losing interest in someone once that person starts to reciprocate feelings

    • @hollystiener16
      @hollystiener16 5 лет назад

      He means on social media. Thats why the guys were saying that is the best one.

  • @jacoblape
    @jacoblape 5 лет назад

    Tina fey is ultimate!

  • @indra91I
    @indra91I 4 года назад

    I'd pick 5 billion pounds more money than the amount it takes to create world peace

  • @crazycat690
    @crazycat690 5 лет назад

    A fight to the death, and if you win you switch lives? You fight a rich child, they would stand no chance and you get to be young again.

  • @jamesmancini9847
    @jamesmancini9847 5 лет назад +1

    I mean you can tell he didn’t want to be there
    And why are we still handwriting the cards? Don’t you have some intern to type them out

  • @marcusnelson7026
    @marcusnelson7026 4 года назад

    Black Sheep is the jam

  • @stephaniezimbalist3757
    @stephaniezimbalist3757 4 года назад +1

    It's weird watching this video in COVID times. When he put that card in his mouth I legit screamed and shuddered.

  • @owenkay8908
    @owenkay8908 5 лет назад +1

    No bob descent will be tolerated

  • @bushwick5313
    @bushwick5313 5 лет назад

    How much money would it take to choose money over world piece?... I'd say one dollar for every person on Earth 😂😂 call it a tax

  • @slickrick1827
    @slickrick1827 4 года назад

    “If you could have one person narrate the play by play of you having sex, who would it be?” How was his answer not Patrick Stewart?!