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So basically The Oficio Assassinourm created Alex Mercer/The Redlight/Blacklight/Whitelight Virus from The Prototype games yeah that sounds horrific a shapeshifting assassin that creates weapons from its body
The story of the Custodes on a Blood Games running into a barbarian tribe and pretended to have magic that could explode their heads bc of the Vindicare shooting from miles away.
The Assassins are perhaps one of the most useful tools that the Imperium has as they will be the hidden dagger that destroys any threat that could cause a lot of destruction and death, and without them there would be more wars and conflicts.
The Assassins are one of the Imperium's most useful tools. They are a hidden dagger used to destroy threats when subtlety or specific talents are required, or when invasion or bombardment aren't options. By definition, a threat is anything that can cause death and destruction. And without them, there would still be wars (which by definition are conflicts). First of all, because assassins are used to create strife and confusion and to start conflicts, not just to end or prevent them. And less wars is an infinitesimally marginal amount when the majority of the galaxy is in a constant state of war. You could say the exact same thing about waging or winning a war; by doing so, there might be less wars.
I was under the impression the Emperor was against the assassins and Malcador convinced him and didn’t know Necrons were taking pariah’s so I learned two new things today 😂 awesome video bud
Fun fact: Acccording the old lore, while most assassins could be male or female, the Callidus assassins are almost entirely female. In one side, this is because women are more efficient than men in disguise and deception techniques, and also the natural flexibility of female anatomy is, apparently, more compatible with the effects of the polimorphine.
Fun facts: Necron Pariahs lack the regenerative ability of a true Necron thanks to still having human organs thus they are more vulnerable. And because of the Pariah's rarity, they no longer produce them.
Well. You weren't specific enough, having any ass they want indeed is cheating, but at the end of the day it is about the ass, not whether it fair or not.
One of my fanon characters is a female blank who was a valley girl chatterbox off duty. She went to the Culexus temple because she couldn't bear the thought of being a sister of silence
There is actually one temple focusing on machinary, data hacking, electronic disruption and sabotage. He didn't mention it, but Vanus temple does specialize in this type of things, if looking at its datasheet on horus heresy tabletop game.
what is it called when time slows when you have a near death experience? If something went wrong moments before the implosion the brain could have received something or some kinda image of what going on
When followers of the Lecticio Divinitatus die their soul is saved by The Emperor. Ok, but are pariahs just screwed in the afterlife since they are "soulless"?
I would say they aren't even going to the warp like the rest. So they are actually not as screwed as the rest of people, at least until the warp return to its original stable state (which may never happen).
Let's be real. Big portions that interesting in imperial assassin's are those who get Bonner to fem assassins. Especially caliduss temple. And the prototype monster/fem Alex Mercier of 40k. (Who can asexually reproduce)
IMHO, they are too rare and precious to risk going through becomong an Astartes, especially provided that their gift my interfere with the additional organs. Makink them cyborgs (AKA mechanicum skitarii) though...
i wanno know about the dude who was the first eversor assasin like wtf must he have ben for the emporer to be like wow that on a budget here make more like you like wtf
A vindicare once waited at the same place for the target for 10 years because there was no other intel on where to find the target and it did take a decade but the target did arrive and was killed. Vindicares arent scary cause they shoot good; Astartes are super human accurate, Skittarai are machine accurate and Vindicares are non enhanced baseline humans- vindicares are scary because of their trained resolve.
Because youtube punishes me for doing that, everyone has tiktok brain and they lose interest if I have intros, because of I literally lose money and exposure.
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So basically The Oficio Assassinourm created Alex Mercer/The Redlight/Blacklight/Whitelight Virus from The Prototype games yeah that sounds horrific a shapeshifting assassin that creates weapons from its body
Pretty much
The officio asassinourm made Alex Jones
Id forgotten about Prototype, i didn't even realise they had multiple games, you legend.
The story of the Custodes on a Blood Games running into a barbarian tribe and pretended to have magic that could explode their heads bc of the Vindicare shooting from miles away.
That culexussy got me wilin
Thiccc
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**REVS CHAINSWORD WITH MURDEROUS INTENT**
The Assassins are perhaps one of the most useful tools that the Imperium has as they will be the hidden dagger that destroys any threat that could cause a lot of destruction and death, and without them there would be more wars and conflicts.
The Assassins are one of the Imperium's most useful tools. They are a hidden dagger used to destroy threats when subtlety or specific talents are required, or when invasion or bombardment aren't options.
By definition, a threat is anything that can cause death and destruction. And without them, there would still be wars (which by definition are conflicts). First of all, because assassins are used to create strife and confusion and to start conflicts, not just to end or prevent them. And less wars is an infinitesimally marginal amount when the majority of the galaxy is in a constant state of war. You could say the exact same thing about waging or winning a war; by doing so, there might be less wars.
Guardsman: "Stop giving me your toughest battles..."
Big E: "You are my strongest soldier."
Eversor: "GIVE ME HARDER BATTLES!"
Big E: "WTF..."
Likes for the algorithm god.
Comments for the channel metrics throne.
Thank you Sir NERD!
Inquisition logging Vindicare kills: "Mission 1, Page 1, line 1."
Inquisition logging Eversor kills: "Mission 1, Page 1 of 10,000..."
sorry had to reupload because I noticed a part where I repeat myself, oh well 20 minutes lost
Your choice, inquisitor.
Like picking a Pokémon
The Callidus really do put the Ass in Assassin don't they?
I was under the impression the Emperor was against the assassins and Malcador convinced him and didn’t know Necrons were taking pariah’s so I learned two new things today 😂 awesome video bud
Fun fact:
Acccording the old lore, while most assassins could be male or female, the Callidus assassins are almost entirely female.
In one side, this is because women are more efficient than men in disguise and deception techniques, and also the natural flexibility of female anatomy is, apparently, more compatible with the effects of the polimorphine.
Fun facts: Necron Pariahs lack the regenerative ability of a true Necron thanks to still having human organs thus they are more vulnerable. And because of the Pariah's rarity, they no longer produce them.
ThErE iS oNLy LoRe!!!
Not gonna lie, kinda miss the old intro, that "hello nerd" shit made me laugh _every time_. Lol.
Once youtube stops punishing me for having intro, I will bring it back
You are one of my favorite wh40k youtubers! Keep up the good work!
Wow, thanks!
I swear on the Throne if the Officio stole a Rangdan egg from Malcador’s vaults…
True question is: Which guild has the best butts?
Shapeshifters)
@@TheLostPrimarch That's cheating!
@@nickkorkodylas5005Results are results
Well. You weren't specific enough, having any ass they want indeed is cheating, but at the end of the day it is about the ass, not whether it fair or not.
@@TheLostPrimarch In the grim darkness of the far future... there's only fake asses!
3:01 maybe one of the coolest 40k pics I've ever seen
the culexus assassins are the most terrifying of the four. not even the tau could handle it
TLP has turned Warhammer 40k lore videos... into an art form 😌
Thank you!
Vanus and venenom are my favorite
Allat and they're usually still depicted as incompetent fools/tool to make the target they're supposed to kill extra tough in the books.
One of my fanon characters is a female blank who was a valley girl chatterbox off duty. She went to the Culexus temple because she couldn't bear the thought of being a sister of silence
Fair enough
Absolute madlads they are
if I do Homebrew Assassin temples, I gone with one whose schtick was Carjacking Xenos and Heretics vehicles
There is actually one temple focusing on machinary, data hacking, electronic disruption and sabotage. He didn't mention it, but Vanus temple does specialize in this type of things, if looking at its datasheet on horus heresy tabletop game.
Aye, good comment
what is it called when time slows when you have a near death experience? If something went wrong moments before the implosion the brain could have received something or some kinda image of what going on
Nemesis is my favorite Horus Heresy book so I'm there for any assassin lore
@oddmoe9352 Horis Harussy is my favorite marine in the whole astromilitary.
@@ajm2872:))
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What happened to Hey Nerd? I'm kind of missing it.
RUclips punishes me for it, losing money, so its gone, people don't watch because of the intro
When followers of the Lecticio Divinitatus die their soul is saved by The Emperor. Ok, but are pariahs just screwed in the afterlife since they are "soulless"?
I would say they aren't even going to the warp like the rest. So they are actually not as screwed as the rest of people, at least until the warp return to its original stable state (which may never happen).
Can you list the various oat you use in your videos?
You want the list of all of them?
@@TheLostPrimarch yes please. As long as they are not heretical.
Well I mean whatever is in the youtube audio library and is copyright free
Let's be real. Big portions that interesting in imperial assassin's are those who get Bonner to fem assassins. Especially caliduss temple. And the prototype monster/fem Alex Mercier of 40k. (Who can asexually reproduce)
But the video is good.
Calidussy. 😊
I really hated that song you used in your previous intros, but now that you're not using it, ngl i kinda miss it
It grows on you, I know. But youtube punishes me for intro, so Im skipping them going onwards.
What happens if a Culexus assassin enters the warp?
It dies lol
Was the abomination ever in a book
Seventh Retribution by Ben Counter
Culexus Astartes WHEN?!
Check out Exorcists chapter, it is something different, but you will like em
IMHO, they are too rare and precious to risk going through becomong an Astartes, especially provided that their gift my interfere with the additional organs.
Makink them cyborgs (AKA mechanicum skitarii) though...
shouldn't your outro tune be "I'm still sitting" ?
i wanno know about the dude who was the first eversor assasin like wtf must he have ben for the emporer to be like wow that on a budget here make more like you like wtf
A vindicare once waited at the same place for the target for 10 years because there was no other intel on where to find the target and it did take a decade but the target did arrive and was killed.
Vindicares arent scary cause they shoot good;
Astartes are super human accurate,
Skittarai are machine accurate and Vindicares are non enhanced baseline humans- vindicares are scary because of their trained resolve.
What are you on about? Vindicares are super enhanced compared to the best baseline sharp shooters
Ummmmmm What happened to your opener? Hello Nerd??? Did someone get butthurt?
RUclips punishes me for having intros
@@TheLostPrimarch Fun while it lasted
Why don't you say hello to us anymore?
Because youtube punishes me for doing that, everyone has tiktok brain and they lose interest if I have intros, because of I literally lose money and exposure.
Hello nerd.
@@TheLostPrimarchThat is some bullshit here
@@TheLostPrimarch damn... I didn't know. I'm glad I don't have a tiktoked brain. I guess I'm just old school...
@@ajm2872 hello there
Anyone got timestamps for a lazy person with brain rot
Another excellent video, brother…
I appreciate that