Making tiny food with our WORST guest ever
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- Опубликовано: 30 июл 2023
- Introducing the Rules Goblin. The Rules Goblin cannot be cast away unless you play their game and guess all their rules.
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Intro and additional music by Harry Foster
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I’m glad to see Grundor has found some meaningful employment! No more floor almonds for Grundor!
Yes! I love it!
I genuinely thought that was what they were gonna say the guest was after seeing the thumbnail lmao
Are you kidding?? Now that he has a stable income, it will be all the floor almonds for Grundor! ALL of them!!!
Floor almonds? In this economy?
The almond industry is ruining the environment!
The best/worst thing about this is the rules goblin doesn’t seem THAT out of place for this show 😂
He doesn’t seem out of place at all 🤣
I thought the best worst thing was the fjnale. Brrrrrrrp
The WHAP Goblin laid down the ground work
@@mediocreandworse59 THAT'S why it looked so familiar
Honestly LOVED the rules goblin.
Dan finally ate something on the show and SWALLOWED IT!! That hasn't happened since the homemade TacoBell Crunchwrap episode
Right? He never eats the things on the show
Not everyone likes to swallow
@@Kritigriyou’re right. he normally gets it on his face instead.
@@jennajimmd and in his hair
@@SomeKindOfCat1and the prom’s tomorrow!!!!
Average day in the life of a telephone scammer:
"Hello, am I speaking with Mr. Hanson?"
*PPFFFFFOOOOOOOOOO* "OH MY GOD!" _hangs up_
"... oh well, at least they answered."
Mr. Handsome*
It is Mr. Hanson, they just like to mess up the spelling for the funny
@@stick-pino its mr handsome
I think I heard him say "are you okay?" Right before they hung up too, which makes that so much funnier.
@@Don_Monstropoor guy thinks Mr handsom got hit by a train
The telemarketer is one of the best moments on a 10 minite power hour.
[Rules Goblin blows Vuvuzela into phone]
[Arin hangs up]
😂
It wasn't even so much the horn, but the whole studio cracking up after that got me
That poor telemarketer lol. Unless it a scammer in that case they deserved that and much more
"IS THIS MISTER HANDSOME!?"
@@That1J1 Aaron Handsome?
I'm worried by the DEEPLY sexual energy surrounding the rules goblin.
I’m worried about you interpreting his energy as DEEPLY sexual.
He reminds me of buff mouse Ross.
@@ecksdeeeXD me too lol
*Roll for seduction on the Rules Goblin* Uhh, I got a 9.
especially because of the STDs
I unironically love that goblin mask. I think the earrings add a lot.
RIGHT? Without the earrings it's just kinda generic, it's the little things that add so much lol.
Definitely elevates him from regular generic goblins into something even more mischievous.
that explains his apparent sex appeal
@@Scrofar Indeed it has, indeed it has
*Me, talking to my new therapist* "So there's this guy in my head, let's call him the Rules Goblin, and I never know what is going to set him off or if he's going to send me the depression brain chemicals or the anxiety brain chemicals, or if he's just going blare a really loud air horn and send me both at once. So I need you to help me figure out the rules so I can cast away the goblin."
Do you also have the little gnome that gives you the good brain juice but you can't figure out when or why, and doing things that you *think* will give you the good brain juice just makes him shrug, but then you maybe see a nice building and he comes SPRINTING at you with a big ol cup of it?
im copying your comment into my journal so i know exactly what i should tell my therapist next week
@@crazydiamondmlp I got this quote stuck in my brain, I will always remember that ice level now and Dan saying "Will you get the good brain juice if I say yes?" and Arin hesitantly saying "I'm not sure..."
That's when the therapist replies, "You Too?"
This is genuinely one of the best comments to ever grace this video.
Between the telemarketer and the Rules Goblin zoom in "P O S I T I V E" I laughed so hard
He said positive with so much contentment 😂
10:31 is the timestamp!
That poor telemarketer just wanted to take over your device using remote access, and you shot him down!
Nah, he said he was calling on behalf of the State of California, so clearly he wanted Arin to pay his unpaid taxes with iTunes gift cards, as the California Department of Revenue is well-known to accept.
@@executor32 Oh its both, he'll hijack your device AND scam you out of iTunes gift cards and Nintendo Eshop cards.
Hes trying to get into NSP just wanted to tell dan how cool they are
@@executor32Arin? I think you mean Mr. Handsome
Somebody call Kitboga!
9:48 Dan saying “You’re like Michelangelo painting the 16th chapel” made me absolutely lose it
For those confused, he painted the "Sistine Chapel". Its ceiling, specifically.
I red this comment the same time it played on th video lmao
We need an episode where they embalm David Cheeseman in acrylic
Oh gosh, I hope they disposed of that thing ages ago.
Was hoping they'd make a David Cheeseman keychain/charm to go with the Yaoi paddle one. Imagine a 10MPH tiny-merch line 🎉
@@CertifiedDoc Considering it may carry a highly infectious mold on its surface, I hope so too.
Oh my god PLEASE
Trust me, he's still there.
Think of this from the telemarketer's perspective. All he heard was: OH MY GOD! *TOOOOOT* and they hung up. Someone out there thinks Dan got run over by a truck.
this bit is so disturbingly normal. it's scary how in the ordinary it is and i am totally here for it
They should do Rules Goblin more often.
Also, LOVE that Arin ended with a fart.
Wild how well the Rules Goblin fits so hilariously well into the chaos of 10MPH.
Wouldn't mind some surprise visits from the rules goblin every now and again
The desperation in Arin's voice when he cried "Wait" so he could fart on camera 😂
I absolutely expected them to just completely fuck around with these kits, but they actually just...made them normally! Good job subverting my expectations!
All they needed was the threat of the Rules Goblin to keep them in line lmao
A: Is that water? D: No it's r(BURP)ice
So nice of Dan to explain the way Arin understands
reminds me of “we should draaAAAAAUGHww”
I have never known laughter like I have when watching a goblin make Dan flinch constantly
I like that the 10MPH has gone from “Dan and Arin play fun games” to “let’s make Dan and Arin (but mostly Dan) as miserable as possible”
Also, “What won’t Arin eat/do?”
I love that one of the calmest crew members, Ike, is playing the rule goblin. Makes it that much funnier!
I was wondering who that was 😂
Getting a telelmarkerter call scam during this and answering them then making them wait for a vuvuzela horn is some of the finest ad lib comedy this channel has ever made.
It was only surpassed by Arin asking to Dan to wait before he left. I cried laughing. I love this channel so much. No /s.
I love this chaotic concept
I'm proud of Dan! He ate the weird Japanese gummy sushi, and allowed his luscious mane to be spray-painted.
7:15 Dan getting assblasted out of his chair with confetti made my day, oh my god
I love them constantly looking over their shoulders i hope they do this again but each wrong guess also carries a penalty
8:41 'she told me to though' FUCKING TOOK ME OUT
"worst guest"
i dont think ive moved faster in my entire life
this show makes mondays worth it
Absolutely
Always
Only every other Monday tho
12:40 As an Arin-owner, Dan should already know what that posture and that call means and is responsible
Imaging being the “telemarketer” guy who called Arin hearing that massive horn noise. I definitely bet that they didn’t imagine that happening… 🥹
Rules:
1. Everytime you say "candy" you get a hat.
2. Saying anything food related gets THE HORN.
3. Everytime they say each other's name they get the triumphant horn.
4. Opening up a new "Pop n cook" gets confetti.
5. Hair color? (maybe once they say the outro they get hair color)
Pretty sure the last one was "if you say the outro, you get hair color spray" or whatever it's called
@imnotsuspiciousshh yeah, though perhaps it was more just "saying 'thank you' (which just so happens to be part of the outro) gets you the hair coloring spray"
Unless one of them already said thank you before the end, then IDFK
I think 3 is every time one says the other’s name. When Arin says Dan’s name and when Dan says Arin’s name. At 5:32 he came out when Aaron said Dan’s name.
im pretty sure swearing did something too
@@EStramel09 thank you :)
I don't know why yelling WAIT before a fart is just so damn funny, but it is.
Dan answering Arin's call and getting the telemarketer's ears blown out by a horn while screaming "oh my god!" then hanging up is some of the best incidental comedy I've seen on this show.
I can't believe they managed to get the Whap Goblin's estranged chaotic second cousin perform at the Power Hour, I'm so proud of these boys!
10:31 "✨POSITIVE✨"
6:55
I like this Rules Goblin guy, he out-annoys telemarketers at their own annoying ass game with a single toot of his long red horn.
It's funny how the Rules Goblin INSTANTLY made this the most tense Power Hour.
Episodes like this make me wanna buy the clean up crew merch just to feel like I'm supporting those brave soldiers
Arin having that child on Christmas morning like excitement in his voice and glow in his eyes when talking to Dan about making that salmon roe was so wholesome that it could have never broken any of those ridiculous Rules Goblin rules.
it might make me a terrible person but watching dan recover from the confetti sending him to the floor is just peak comedy *chefs kiss*
Who else just feels incredibly bad for the cleaning crew? Poor guys... especially on the food episodes 😭
I would clean up after them for minimum wage and be happy. Grow up. Working for national heroes and you feel sorry for them?
@machiavellussedaili1714 I'm not saying i wouldn't work for them, that would be a really neat job to have. I'm just saying that it must be hard to clean the power hour office, especially after something like that episode where they used the banana filler. I hope my comment didn't come off as rude in any way
@@Bageleater1 way to back peddle after getting called out for shaming the sanctity of the grumps work place.
@@Bageleater1they're being sarcastic you're fine
Considering they also have to eat Arin's leftovers judging by that opening short, then yes
Dan answering the telemarketer for Arin, then Rules Goblin blowing the horn at it and Arin hanging up... Is the funniest thing I've seen in quite a while :) That one actually hurt my stomach XD
I honestly hope the telemarketer thing becomes a regular bit, because there is nothing that I love more than sticking it to them.
I would love to have an episode that is just them messing with telemarketers
There are entire channels called “scambaiters” that do exactly this and they are glorious
I think I'm gonna need a sequel for this.... I want more absurd rules and delicious chaos
I cry laughed at how quickly the rules goblin gave the boys PTSD and the terrified looks they kept throwing his way 😂😂😂
This is a good replacement for Captain John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt (or whatever his name was) who would task them on certain 10MPHs. Hope to see more of the crotch goblin :)
His name is MY name, too!
@@briangruenewald7536 And do people shout anything at you whenever you go out?
Captain Jory Sr.
6:19. Dan's phone saying the full website URL as well as Dan's face! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:51 the frame here of Arin and Dan looking off camera at Ike is so incredibly meme-worthy.
the whap goblin got a new job
That's exactly what I was thinking!!! XD
We haven't had a guest this awesome since Trivia Boy! I love the Rules Goblin! 👹❤
This was SUCH a good episode. 11/10
I love when the confetti goes off the first time and dan is on the ground as if he's been shot
11:28 made me laugh so hard! It sounded so strange and off putting.
8:59
Arin sounds just like my friends kid. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really want a compilation of Dan describing different kinds of nasty food, somehow he's always spot on
I am planning on making a “Dan’s Amazing Similes” compilation. Any time he starts a sentence with “It’s like…” and then pauses, I just look at my wife and say, “Here we go.” And then he drops an absolute gem and we both cackle.
I think this might be my favorite episode so far! XD
They should do Rules Goblin WAY more often!
that telemarketer just had the weirdest day lol
It sure was nice of David Lynch to guest direct a Grumps episode
This was so chaotic. I loved this so much. I laughed so hard that everything hurts.
More Rules Goblin™, I beg of you.
7:02 when you listen without watching, it sounds like a ridiculous laugh track 😂
11:23 a demon trying to eat politely at a table ( he was handed meat )
5:54 Arin is so god damn precious
That telemarketer DEFINITELY thought you just died lmao
11:45 this is should be saved for posterity 😎
😎
Thought for a short moment they had gotten Nekrogoblikon on board for an episode lmao
Legit same
I WAS SO EXCITED BUT THEN MY HEART FELL WHEN I REALIZED THAT THAT WASNT JOHN IN THE THUMBNAIL
Now we make this idea happen! Bring on John as the rules goblin. I think it'd be hilarious 😂😂😂
I knew it wasn't, but I wanted it to be him so bad
You know, I never thought I'd say it but I _genuinely_ wasn't expecting Arin to have his own vuvuzela at the end there!
Real talk: I just lost one of my oldest friends the other day, he lost the battle with depression. I really needed this Power Hour :)
Stay strong, stranger. Love and prayers your way
I almost lost that battle a couple years ago myself. It can happen to anybody. I’m sorry for your loss.
death will seek out every one of us at some point, i envy those that seek death.
Eat Arby's!
I love that Arin's lock screen is his wife's picture lol.
9:20 This is the new RALF
I like how at 10:10, you can see the confetti floating in the cup of water.
Whenever lifes got weird shit being tossed at me, these two goofballs always manage to put a smile on my face with their shenanigans
12:36 "WAAAIIIT"
*audible fart*
End credits
This is peak humor.
6:44 Best part
Okay... Dan and Arin are out here doing God's work with that bit with the telemarketer/scammer. 😂
This was a STRANGE idea but honestly im here for it, i hope they end up doing more weird bits like these
I'm so happy that Arin ended the episode that way, I almost choked on my drink laughing! xD
Nice to see that the Whap Goblin turned his life around. And got into body painting! What an arc!
Excited to watch this one! First power hour of my 30s!
Oh happy birthday!
Happy birth!
Happy 30th if only they posted this on august 4 than it would be the first 10MPH of my 16th
10:05 the most aggressive finger suck I've heard
We need more rules goblin
RIP Dan's Eardrums
7:08 The fact that this is their job is awesome
dan slurping the sushi looks like the fish he had a dream about
I'm surprised they didn't have a rule for every time Arin throws something 😂
good to see Dan and Arin starting their own Japanese game show
Horn: BWAAAAAAH
Mr. Handsome: OH MY GOD!
Telemarketer: are you okay sir?
“Hey, I’m Grump!”
“I’m Goblin Gruuuump!”
I want everyone who put effort into this video to know that it’s one of the funniest videos and I love it.
Arin back at it again with his god level comedic fart timing
The moment Ike puts on the goblin mask, all the awkwardness in his body leaves and he truly becomes John goblin
10:11 the instant regret kills me every time 💀
The telemarketer part got me crying from laughter
This makes Monday's less hateable
The Rules Goblin: The Wap Goblins slightly less violent brother
I can't believe Arin said "I don't wanna eat it!"
This Nekrogoblicon music video is wild
that was the whap goblin? 2:43