just what I needed 2 hours before the biggest interview of my life, thanks noel for distracting me and potentially ruining my planned career path! update, I did not get that particular job unfortunately but I have a few other opportunities so we'll see
Noel, the career-altering, trauma-healing, faith-shaking dad of chaos we never knew we needed. Thanks for keeping us grounded, glowing, and forever questioning reality! 🥰👑🚀
8:00 “Whatever you’ve lost… it’s gone.” Man was HOLDING ON for dear life as he said that. You know the room is doing roller coasters while he’s leaning against that desk.
If he erased MY phone, I'm handcuffing him to the rollercoaster by one ankle, replacing his teeth with my phone- but since he's screaming and vomiting it out in a tearful bloody mess, guess it's getting shoved somewhere else with a tighter grip to remind him how it feels when someone is reckless with a phone.
Buddy probably dropped her phone in his open beer, f*cked it up, ripped out the sim, slammed it into a brand new phone, and was drunkenly praying she wouldn't notice
As a funeral director, I noticed it was a funeral procession immediately. BUT that’s only because I’ve seen so many. Someone who hasn’t is very valid in thinking it’s a normal parade or something like that. 😂😂
I remember when a T-Mobile employee lied about a discount and hoped we wouldn’t notice in the monthly payments. Then we made the store give us the deal he fabricated. +400$
Why T-mobile hires the most inept chodes will forever be a mystery to me. I have T-mobile yet became a master phone technician via Reddit just to avoid their stores like the goddamn plague.
Yeah....I'm not EVER going to be a customer of that company. We ran into financial troubles the bills piled up albeit not that high in retrospect. However they kept reinstating that bill on her credit and its supposed to drop off after 3-4 years. Its been 7+ we will do without their service. There are plenty of mobile carriers brands that offer services online or in store. I'm a boost mobile customer been it for years now. To lazy to invest and start over again. In fact my phone of three years got water damaged. I was thinking of buying another one before it happened but didn't listen to my intuition. 😅 straight to boost online when I have it.
Please, aspiring youtubers, I beg of you, don’t make Amtrak’s service any worse than it already is, do it in some backwater country no one’s ever heard of like Canada or Germany
I needed this today. My stupid ass job decided to have a sale while we were understaffed. So I had to stay late and being on my feet so long aggravated my fibromiyalga. I need some of that dark, slightly unhinged humor.
Congratulations on your new baby Noel, I noticed the glow of you, how many weeks are you now? really lookin' good man, good luck, and again congrats! 😃
The one thing that pisses me off is that people work with that T-Mobile manager and don’t report him to higher management. He’s clearly drunk and probably is often and they just don’t care that he leads them.
i had a manager at an electronics store who used to smoke weed every morning before his shift. and then we found out he was also doing meth for years too. and he came to work every day
Can’t the lady in the T-Mobile store just google the corporate/complaint number? They always ask employees that question but it’s easier to just look it up.
Former Sprint employee here! Can confirm- bought a bottle of Jim Beam for my GM (I got him for secret santa) who immediately cracked it open and poured shots in the back for the last few hours we were open.
Sometimes I start to rebuild my faith in humanity, then Noel posts and I get to start all over again 🥰
Keeps me on my toes🥰
@@BeanColored I also enjoy partaking in the destruction of my faith in humanity, QueenCoochie
@QueenCoochie love your username
Thank you for acknowledging my wonderful name
It was given to me by an old man at Walmart who was clearly on something.
@@BeanColored lmao, np
I bet Noel is such a good father to his kids
Raising them in the freaking Backrooms 😭😭
@@TheImprovementNetwork dad wants to play PlayStation
I can confirm I’m the 5th kid
Good father of 5 at the start of the video, and 6 by the end
Nuh uh
I lost it at the drunk T-Mobile manager for just admitting “ma’am I have no idea what I did.” 💀
Same, that was the least professional response anyone could’ve uttered in that moment. Caught me off guard
@@bauerleinjohn at least he said mam ?
Noel hit my entire family with his tour bus after blowing past a stop sign
tuff
What an honor
Was it a parade?
blessed ✨
It wasn’t a crime it was a parade
Noel’s got that pregnancy glow
edit: y’all I literally knew (congrats to the happy couple!)
that's what i was thinking
Why would you post this?
absolutely factual
Fr he's looking very glowy today
he gotta be pregnant
love how noel describes some shit straight out of 2001 a space odyssey then follows it up by saying "id be a great dad"
just what I needed 2 hours before the biggest interview of my life, thanks noel for distracting me and potentially ruining my planned career path!
update, I did not get that particular job unfortunately but I have a few other opportunities so we'll see
Hey man good luck 👍🏼
if you dont have the control not to watch a vid, only career you're bound for is the golden arches
@@nediAW yeah because that's totally not a wild assumption to make from one comment
You'll probably fuck it up
you got this, #sigmamalegrindset
Hard watch❌Watching Hard✅
Isn't it "hard while watching"?!!
Its whatever u want it to be
im hard
watch hard while?
@@DanielBrown0306 while hard watch
Noel, the career-altering, trauma-healing, faith-shaking dad of chaos we never knew we needed. Thanks for keeping us grounded, glowing, and forever questioning reality! 🥰👑🚀
More like a drunk childless uncle
Noel is the type of guy that would recreate Plato's allegory of the cave with his child
Your a corn ball
Noel, you’ve done it again, constantly raising the bar and doing it flawlessly.
Wholesome cringe
Was having a pretty bad day dealing with my trauma and stuff. Thanks for giving me even more to work on!
Just when I thought my day was going a little TOO well, you always come through for us, Noel ❤
😂😂😂
the guy cheering for the parade had his dogs out too
💀
Hogs out, dogs out
Only point it out if it's a woman
@@HitTheFloor16 Yes officer this cretin right here.
@@HitTheFloor16you disappointed?
8:00
“Whatever you’ve lost… it’s gone.”
Man was HOLDING ON for dear life as he said that. You know the room is doing roller coasters while he’s leaning against that desk.
That video’s kinda old to me now but still makes my stomach hurt from laughing 😂😂
If he erased MY phone, I'm handcuffing him to the rollercoaster by one ankle, replacing his teeth with my phone- but since he's screaming and vomiting it out in a tearful bloody mess, guess it's getting shoved somewhere else with a tighter grip to remind him how it feels when someone is reckless with a phone.
@@TM-np5lq very sane, normal human response to this situation, what is wrong with you?
I love how Noel has his own personal live laugh track
God the drunk manager is such a fucked up situation but so funny oml
Buddy probably dropped her phone in his open beer, f*cked it up, ripped out the sim, slammed it into a brand new phone, and was drunkenly praying she wouldn't notice
Being only 24 and getting called "Old man" by people in their late teens/early twenties because I don't use TikTok is unhinged behavior
Old man.
@@batfamenjoyer child
Fetus
Aw yes.... the three stages of life: Fetus, child and old man 😌
@@blueismylove3128 kinda, I’m pretty sure most people feel like kids sometimes as adults
I'm always surprised when videos end, he makes 13 (or more) minutes pass by like nothing
LITERALLY!! Every time I’m surprised at how fast the video goes by
Not going to lie Alex’s laugh makes me feel less alone laughing out loud 😅😂
Yeah, sometimes it's like you're the only one cheering at a parade.
As a funeral director, I noticed it was a funeral procession immediately. BUT that’s only because I’ve seen so many. Someone who hasn’t is very valid in thinking it’s a normal parade or something like that. 😂😂
The way he sounds more drunk as the video goes on😭😭
"im gonna raise my kid in a liminal space" fucking annihilated me
I remember when a T-Mobile employee lied about a discount and hoped we wouldn’t notice in the monthly payments. Then we made the store give us the deal he fabricated. +400$
Why T-mobile hires the most inept chodes will forever be a mystery to me.
I have T-mobile yet became a master phone technician via Reddit just to avoid their stores like the goddamn plague.
Literally what is wrong with these people?
T-Mobile is so fucked lol every time I’ve been there to get a SIM card it’s been a whole ordeal everyone there has just nothing but gray matter
Yeah....I'm not EVER going to be a customer of that company. We ran into financial troubles the bills piled up albeit not that high in retrospect. However they kept reinstating that bill on her credit and its supposed to drop off after 3-4 years. Its been 7+ we will do without their service. There are plenty of mobile carriers brands that offer services online or in store. I'm a boost mobile customer been it for years now. To lazy to invest and start over again. In fact my phone of three years got water damaged. I was thinking of buying another one before it happened but didn't listen to my intuition. 😅 straight to boost online when I have it.
there are some things you just can’t unhear/unsee. thanks for introducing us to them, king ❤
Technically, every funeral procession is a tiny parade
Honestly I would have gotten slightly belligerent at that t-mobile worker lol I hope he's fired
Same fr
“Whatever you lost is gone” 💀💀
WHY WERE THE COPS REVVING
Excellent question, can’t even be mad a the guy
I'm glad noel has a laugh track in his videos now. Very helpful
can always count on mr noel to drop a video right when im about to eat a meal
Noel’s bowling ball idea must be done now lol I was dead at the imagery
Check out the Voros Twins, they do it a lot
Please, aspiring youtubers, I beg of you, don’t make Amtrak’s service any worse than it already is, do it in some backwater country no one’s ever heard of like Canada or Germany
I needed this today. My stupid ass job decided to have a sale while we were understaffed. So I had to stay late and being on my feet so long aggravated my fibromiyalga. I need some of that dark, slightly unhinged humor.
That sucks :/ wishing you better days
Sending you lots of recovery vibes from one chronic pain struggler to another ❤
fuuuck not yo fibromiyalga 😢😢
6:25 my guy, is there something sexual between you and the toucan that requires you to kiss a female one? 🤨
"do you feel hunger" terrifying watch thank you
Congratulations on your new baby Noel, I noticed the glow of you, how many weeks are you now? really lookin' good man, good luck, and again congrats! 😃
I was having a great day, thank you for grounding me ❤
Why did the cops rev then🤣🤣
Dude from the toucan kissing video is 100% the friend of the family who is ready to fight everyone the minute a drop of alcohol touches their lips
Just in time for my Sunday afternoon shit
Same 😂
me too
Perfect to watch just before going to sleep, thanks Noel for providing me with fresh nightmare fuel
the color grading in this video is like im on a mild dose of shrooms
That guy totally got some revs though
that drunk manager was pinnochio nose growing a mile a minute🥴
Watching all the ads without skipping so that Noel can support his 5 children and afford the 6th
the “do you wanna get me pregnant” was absolutely insane
That bowling ball thing is like the perfect Jackass stunt
every single time i start doing okay and the intrusive thoughts have subsided, noel posts one of these. it feels personal :)
I want to see so much more of the drunk T-Mobile character lmao
Really enjoyed this vid Noel! Thank you for always making a bad day just a little better! I did not commit vehicular manslaughter in Boston 2005.
Noel calling kids rizzless is him roasting them 😂
Ahh… perfect timing Noel. I was just starting to enjoy my Sunday evening…
I declare 3:32 to become a meme called “explain” and snapshot Noel’s face😂😂😂
woman: you just erased all of my photo’s and data, all of my grandkids’s foto’s are deleted.
Manager at T-mobile: NU-UH!
Bold of Noel to wear so many Michigan and Detroit t-shirts yet never announce any tour dates in the state… 🤔 (begging on my hands and knees)
Email him the song Beggin by the Four Seasons over and over and he might consider it.
Last time Noel tried to go to Detroit during a tour his bus was riddled with bullet holes
"I'll kiss animals, but I'm no gay"
The best part of my day is watching noel
"Hey you can't blame the guy. See a bunch of hogs coming down the street..."😏
Noel out here with the green tint on the video 💯🔥🟢
The one thing that pisses me off is that people work with that T-Mobile manager and don’t report him to higher management. He’s clearly drunk and probably is often and they just don’t care that he leads them.
Another excruciating watch, thank you Noel !
i had a manager at an electronics store who used to smoke weed every morning before his shift. and then we found out he was also doing meth for years too. and he came to work every day
I like how the last one was about being a minimalist but they clearly went all out on decorating the baby room.
0:54 I have two little ones. All parents have to make some sacrifices. Noel’s little Lily is such a cute toddler!
Spending my 19th birthday watching another noel video.
happy birthday!
happy birthday!!!!
Happy birthday!
Happy leave the womb day
@Jaiden Kent this brought a good chuckle out of me. Thank you 😊
Having worked at a phone store, that T-Mobile part hit hard lmfao
"do you feel hunger?" is mad wild
The bowling ball bit had me in tears, but the T mobile manager knocked me out
Can’t the lady in the T-Mobile store just google the corporate/complaint number? They always ask employees that question but it’s easier to just look it up.
I’d pay $5 for people to not post their traumas
Only valid monthly subscription
I'd pay u 5 to listen!
the rizzless kids was the hardest one for me
the flash bang affect of the pure white background in the middle of night adds to the excruciatingness
the "will you get me pregnant" video literally gave me nervous burps wtf.
I so look forward to these uploads every week
LMAOOOOO THE COP MURDER 😂😂😂😂😂 I CANT BREEEAATHEE !
thank you for always providing quality entertainment on the weekends
This is a very good start to have a bad day. Thank you Noel!
Noel one of the few people that look good with a buzzed head
ope you spelled bad wrong!
@elsa you wrong for that man 💀
It looks good because he has a full hairline, most people who go for a buzzed cut have shitty hair to begin with
The editor of these vids is amazing, I mean look at how great the train part was!
Noel says “nuance” a lot
The Ajit Pai voice
The parade genuinely made me laugh out loud 😂
Former Sprint employee here! Can confirm- bought a bottle of Jim Beam for my GM (I got him for secret santa) who immediately cracked it open and poured shots in the back for the last few hours we were open.
plz make these longer!!!!
"Do you feel hunger?" is now going to be in my daily vocabulary.
Wow what a good dad Noel is 🥰🤧
bricked up watching this thanks 👍🏻
noel tryna raise the next homelander
I want to be as a chill as that drunk manager 😂😂
i’m gonna need to take a Xanax before i watch this
“Sky net ass phone” lmao
the algorithm has fully taken over noel’s psyche, he’s talking liminal spaces
Editing on fucking POINT this video! HILARIOUS hahahaha.
the liminal space bit was amazing
“thank you so much for telling me, man, I gotta get outta here” man i would do the same fuckin thing i feel that in my SOUL
idk how alex finds these but I hope he is being compensated accordingly (loving peg)
Bruh eh CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! He has his own 90’s live audience WITH LAUGHING TRACK On QUEUE!!!!!
I'm enjoying the sheer amount of Metal Gear sound effects in this video
Noel and team my friend from middle school who I recently just reconnected with showed me your videos and I’m excited to see your stand up bro 🔥
Calming ✅ useful ✅ informative ✅ novel ✅ entertaining ✅ other ✅
At like 9:25 you can hear Muse, which threw me tf off because I was high and just got back from a Muse concert.