I love the bit where you guys look at each other determinedly and then spout about fifty pickup lines. By the time it gets to you guys saying "For sure" in every single possible way, I'm in hysterics. Garfunkel and Oates forever!
This just totally made up for the five page paper I should be writing. This song is going to power me through five very long pages on William Carlos Williams. Thank you for this.
CagedKitty &Friends try looking for your bra becuase she says her husband is coming home soon... I swear that's the only time I lose my bra, flys through another dimension.
Love it! So many great lines here. Especially: "You may know my body but you don't know my soul/ You want the donut but all you're gonna get is a hole"
I never do this ever It's not what shy girls do But something in your eyes Drew me closer to you Do you feel the spark between us? Sometimes you can just tell I feel our two souls touching Like I know you really well Really well, really well (Really well) This might be strange to tell you And I swear I'm not a whore But there are 206 bones in my body And I'd really like one more One more, one more (One more) I'm like Fred Flintstone I make your bed rock You're like a parking ticket: so fine Jean Claude Van damn! You're sexy Let's get horizontal and combine 'Cause you're fine, you're so fine Oh baby, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind Hey! You can call me coffee bean 'Cause I know just how to grind Hey! Your thighs are Thanksgiving Your stomach's Christmas Gonna visit in between the holidays Energizer bunny keep going and going We've struck up a match and I set you ablaze 'Cause you're fine, you're so fine Oh baby, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind Hey! You can call me coffee bean 'Cause I know just how to grind Hey! Hey! Shoot, would you look the time Gotta go, this has been fun Hey! Lots to do in the morning Gotta help my friend move Gotta do my taxes Gotta check my email Plus it's Arbor Day Hey! Where the hell did I put my bra? Oh... hey! Wait, what, you think we're dating However could that be? 'Cause we just had sex And it meant nothing, at all, to me To me, to me (To me) And also, hello! How could we be dating if we never held hands? We held onto the bedpost but we never held hands You got inside my body but you didn't reach my heart We raced right to the finish but I guess we missed the start There's no way we're dating 'cause we never held hands How could we be dating if you never took me out? Ooh! No whisper of sweet nothings, you just made me scream and shout, ooh! There was no love ambition but you taught me new positions on the way The Jackson Pollack The corned beef hash The moon landing You may know my body You don't know my soul You want the donut But all you're gonna get is the hole Listen babe, I'd call you And probably real soon But I lost my cell And I'll be out of town 'til June I guess I didn't mention My band's going on tour So I'll be super busy Otherwise we'd date For sure, for sure For sure, for sure For sure, for sure Fer sher, fer sher Fer sher, fer sher Fo' sho, fo' sho Fo' sho, fo' sho For sure 'Cause it was... so great
I write comedic comedy songs and i can't believe I just discovered these lovely ladies less than a month ago. I hope that one day I can even be one ounce as funny as them. Amazing
This is p[robablyt the most best clip I've seen of you both.....I'm awed by Oates and I much more hearing her through keyboard than uke.....I would also like to see a book of lyrics with illustructions....and a dvd ....
These two are amazing they should make an record called tell it like it is. I just live them both and hope they find fame and fortune. You girls just wanna have fun. I love ya forever Kenny
Wow! I was impressed when I heard how fast the chat-up lines part was on the recording. I was curious to see if you could pull it off in a video, and you did it even faster! Fair play! Loving all the videos, keep up the great work!
it sounds like the song vanilla ice cream by Stephen Lynch at parts, but both of you are kick ass, and I want your jobs...er, hobby? life?! well whatevs, you're cool in my book.
"There are 206 bones in my body but 'id really like one more!"
Genius!
Can't get enough of these ladies.
They should write a song called “My Sexual Fantasies of Garfunkel and Oates”
i cant get enough of these ladys i like watching stupid.not funny keep bringing it so i can SLAM it
I love the bit where you guys look at each other determinedly and then spout about fifty pickup lines. By the time it gets to you guys saying "For sure" in every single possible way, I'm in hysterics. Garfunkel and Oates forever!
I am binging all your videos in 2023. Love ya girls!
This world would be better with more people like these two
"You want the doughnut but all you're gonna get is the hole." LMFAO!
Hah, this is golden! Just discovered these girls and enjoying their work so much. Keep it up, love your humor and your style in writing songs.
This just totally made up for the five page paper I should be writing. This song is going to power me through five very long pages on William Carlos Williams. Thank you for this.
Cold and Delicious, eh?
did it get u thru?
@@Dbombre Lol. 13 years later, happy to report I graduated.
@@live2tivo as expected,
I LOVE their songs, but I REALLY wish they would re-record them in a lass echo-y place. I get about 25% of the lyrics one they start singing fast.
Buy the album/listen on spotify
.....Also on Amazon Prime.
"where the hell did i put my bra?" every goddamn time.
This song is real as fuck
CagedKitty &Friends try looking for your bra becuase she says her husband is coming home soon... I swear that's the only time I lose my bra, flys through another dimension.
To address your second point: you can find some songs on RUclips and there will be some more songs out soon :)
How does this comment only have 6 likes after 10 years?! 🤷♂️
Kate looks so familer hmmm
@@joshuafuentes5432 Obviously you’ve watched at least one great show in the past few years
@@TimmyTickle that was the point
I'm a *bit* more familiar with Rikki.
Ok, I just stumbled on this pair. Wonderful. Excellent observation, sarcasm, and harmony. And instrument playing.
These girls are really funny. Can't wait for their show on IFC this summer.
Genious. Cant stop listening to all your songs! Absolutely fabulous. MORE!
Love it! So many great lines here. Especially: "You may know my body but you don't know my soul/ You want the donut but all you're gonna get is a hole"
I can't tell you how many times I've seen this video...it never gets old.
These two are so witty & talented.
those harmonies were great,,
216 bones, but you need one more...genius raised to the power of epic
That was adorable. 1:48 is the best part. Also, Riki gets a really nice tone out of her guitar. Well done.
Love this turnaround on guys who do this all the time....
I love how you can see the fun they have singing there songs. Love you girls.
great voice together thx.
You guys are hilarious!! So glad I looked you up!!
I never do this ever
It's not what shy girls do
But something in your eyes
Drew me closer to you
Do you feel the spark between us?
Sometimes you can just tell
I feel our two souls touching
Like I know you really well
Really well, really well
(Really well)
This might be strange to tell you
And I swear I'm not a whore
But there are 206 bones in my body
And I'd really like one more
One more, one more
(One more)
I'm like Fred Flintstone
I make your bed rock
You're like a parking ticket: so fine
Jean Claude Van damn! You're sexy
Let's get horizontal and combine
'Cause you're fine, you're so fine
Oh baby, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey!
You can call me coffee bean
'Cause I know just how to grind
Hey!
Your thighs are Thanksgiving
Your stomach's Christmas
Gonna visit in between the holidays
Energizer bunny keep going and going
We've struck up a match and I set you ablaze
'Cause you're fine, you're so fine
Oh baby, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey!
You can call me coffee bean
'Cause I know just how to grind
Hey!
Hey!
Shoot, would you look the time
Gotta go, this has been fun
Hey!
Lots to do in the morning
Gotta help my friend move
Gotta do my taxes
Gotta check my email
Plus it's Arbor Day
Hey!
Where the hell did I put my bra?
Oh... hey!
Wait, what, you think we're dating
However could that be?
'Cause we just had sex
And it meant nothing, at all, to me
To me, to me
(To me)
And also, hello!
How could we be dating if we never held hands?
We held onto the bedpost but we never held hands
You got inside my body but you didn't reach my heart
We raced right to the finish but I guess we missed the start
There's no way we're dating 'cause we never held hands
How could we be dating if you never took me out? Ooh!
No whisper of sweet nothings, you just made me scream and shout, ooh!
There was no love ambition but you taught me new positions on the way
The Jackson Pollack
The corned beef hash
The moon landing
You may know my body
You don't know my soul
You want the donut
But all you're gonna get is the hole
Listen babe, I'd call you
And probably real soon
But I lost my cell
And I'll be out of town 'til June
I guess I didn't mention
My band's going on tour
So I'll be super busy
Otherwise we'd date
For sure, for sure
For sure, for sure
For sure, for sure
Fer sher, fer sher
Fer sher, fer sher
Fo' sho, fo' sho
Fo' sho, fo' sho
For sure
'Cause it was... so great
I write comedic comedy songs and i can't believe I just discovered these lovely ladies less than a month ago. I hope that one day I can even be one ounce as funny as them. Amazing
Amazing
This is p[robablyt the most best clip I've seen of you both.....I'm awed by Oates and I much more hearing her through keyboard than uke.....I would also like to see a book of lyrics with illustructions....and a dvd ....
These two are so awesome.
These two are amazing they should make an record called tell it like it is. I just live them both and hope they find fame and fortune. You girls just wanna have fun. I love ya forever
Kenny
Agreed. Pls tell.
Luv the both of you!
Love it guys, watched all of your videos... :') y'all know how to make me happy.
You two are so awesome, but Micucci is just soooo cute
omg i would dominate Riki! Make her talk dirty and so much more!She is clearly the freak
9 years and many more to go with this classic
I'm 30 now. This captures my mindset last year so well. Now I'm starting to go back and forth between the two...
You both are awesome! I love you
Love it, a TON. More, more, more please. You two are awesome.
Holding hands = Dating
Arbor day is very important.
that was ............ so great!
You guys are so amazing.
These girls are hilarious where the hell have I been? I should have discovered this Duo long ago
You ladies were fantastic from the beginning. Keep up the fantastic work
These girls are great!
Truly excellent. Well done.
Awesome...you guys are so funny.
Wow! I was impressed when I heard how fast the chat-up lines part was on the recording. I was curious to see if you could pull it off in a video, and you did it even faster! Fair play! Loving all the videos, keep up the great work!
Damn, I have been on an old school G&O bender. Just can't get enough of you!
Great show tonight at the UCB. You guys are AWESOME!!!
hopefully you guys will come to Indiana sometime. I love your stuff.
Oka yyou guys need to come and have a show in Sweden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys are my two new favorite people.
I 💘 these 2.
Loved it...for sure!
I love these ladies...they take after my own heart
i love these 'ladies'.
i've been marathon watching all the videos by Garfunkel and Oates:)
You girls are great!! Voices, talent, great sense of humor. All that and pretty too. What more could a fan ask for? :)
I love you ladies!! Seriously, you could entertain me for hours!
Have they really been out 11 years and in just hearing about them. I feel i was robbed of my midlife crisis. Love you girls so much.
Still watching and enjoying these in 2018
i love you guys. this is just great.
man, i love how much fun you two obviously have making noise with each other.
Best reply ever.
Brilliant!
WOW! You guys are the next huge win. A low budget Lonely Island.
I see SNL discussions in your future. You are that good.
You two are hilariously divine enjoyment incarnate.
Absolutely F**king fantastic!
I freaking love you guys!!! I can't wait to catch a show in LA!
Awesome song!
I like the way this has evolved over the years. The Uke rocks.
I love this.
"If Kate and I were really cool."
I think you're both cool.
love your music keep it up
Whoosh! It went right over your head.
my new favourite song
These 2 slay me! Just love 'em.
End is really awsome!!!
Loving your stuff. I mean the music. Truth is funny.
these two are awesome lol
you gals are good !
I ADORE you guys! Please keep on keeping it u😢! I’m
Great job you two are hilarious
Ignore the lame critics, you two are great and clearly have bigger cahones than any of the critics for putting yourself out there like this...!
Riki Rocks! You are my fav.
Kate you're super funny, I love your expressions, they make me laugh every time!
SO GREAT! you guys are amazing
it sounds like the song vanilla ice cream by Stephen Lynch at parts, but both of you are kick ass, and I want your jobs...er, hobby? life?!
well whatevs, you're cool in my book.
I might be a little late. But The Vanilla Ice Cream Song is awesome.
AWESOMENESS AS ALWAYS!
Oh man... Just about spit coffee all over my monitor at the donut line. Well done.
After bouncing around these videos I feel like I did a sit up from laughin.
thanks.
Can't get enough of your witty songs. Keep up the Wood Gork.:-)
Omg, the song is hilarious, and the fact that they're so well synced at the fast parts makes it 10024893 times more epic!
Thanks! That's a great compliment
Pleeeeeeeease release an album! Pllleeeeeaaaaseeeee!!!!!!!!!
XD You guys never cease to make my day! Thank you!
this is their best one.
Pretty great.
yall's videos are hilarious.
You gals are cool!
that ending was sssssssssssssssssssssssssssso great.
definitely my new heroes!!! thank YOU!! :o))
I love how it is excuse after excuse after excuses, love it