Kelly Ripa’s Surprising Plastic Surgery (feat. Nate Bargatze) - Lights Out with David Spade

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
  • Nate Bargatze, Tim Dillon and Sarah Tiana analyze Kelly Ripa’s cosmetic ear surgery and Cardi B’s hot bodyguard.
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Комментарии • 230

  • @lalallange5890
    @lalallange5890 4 года назад +62

    I'm so sick of not being able to resist watching this every single morning. This is how I am starting my day. I can't freaking stop .

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 4 года назад +2

      Sure you don't want to start the day with Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest? XD

    • @scottewing2031
      @scottewing2031 4 года назад

      I'm going through the youtube channel from the very start.

  • @Spiritualwrestler
    @Spiritualwrestler 4 года назад +43

    Thanks for bringing Nate on... he needs more exposure

    • @jesperhjensen1978
      @jesperhjensen1978 4 года назад +1

      not really. sold out shows everywhere kinda proves that

    • @sollertiskhan3254
      @sollertiskhan3254 4 года назад

      @@jesperhjensen1978 at what? smaller shows, he doesn't have nearly the recognition he deserves

    • @JoshuaAllcornEsquire
      @JoshuaAllcornEsquire 3 года назад

      Totally agree. Saw him live in Houston. Very funny!

    • @princesssummerland7269
      @princesssummerland7269 Год назад

      Love seeing Nate on here ❤😂 Hey bear 🥰

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 4 года назад +76

    Kelly Ripa: "I've had plastic surgery..."
    Everyone: "uuhhh,..... yeah"

    • @ad8554
      @ad8554 4 года назад +6

      On my earlobes
      ....ok kelly🙄

    • @willtheangrydudeist9120
      @willtheangrydudeist9120 4 года назад

      @@ad8554
      😂😂😂

    • @iKeto_gal
      @iKeto_gal 4 года назад +3

      But the question really like he asked jokingly, who does want to wake up to Kelly and Ryan in the morning? I mean The View and Kelly and Ryan show are just annoying people who think they are "it" and what they say is "righteous"

    • @spLiffyFOUR20
      @spLiffyFOUR20 4 года назад

      i dont get it? is that supposed to be an insult or compliment that the only thing shes had done was her ears? or was it sarcastic that shes obviously had more? lol

  • @leilakadribasic
    @leilakadribasic 4 года назад +40

    Spade's show is my rest from reality. ❤

  • @shreknocratus4682
    @shreknocratus4682 4 года назад +5

    I only watch these for David Spade, always been a fan.

  • @genuinelyjag
    @genuinelyjag 4 года назад +22

    Notice how Nate didn't say a word when they were ripping into Ripa?
    Classy dude.

    • @pdubzpyro
      @pdubzpyro 4 года назад +2

      Error Report lol “she’s got millions of fans, but she’s human, how dare you poke fun!”

    • @ljhoats
      @ljhoats Год назад

      I know and I really like that he's tries to stay nice that's why I like him so much. I'm not a fan of making fun of people in that way.

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn 4 года назад +11

    Spade on Sandler's movie reminds me of that John Malkovich monologue on SNL: "I had a big summer. You see Jurassic Park? Yeah, I saw it too, it was great."

  • @joshuamartinez2444
    @joshuamartinez2444 4 года назад +13

    Thank GOD for Nate!!!! He’s so funny

  • @ernieD
    @ernieD 2 года назад +1

    So late to the party but BIG UPS TO GALVESTON, TX!!! #MuchoMasSpadePorFavor🤣

  • @Goldfishlive
    @Goldfishlive 4 года назад +4

    ‘Ears are the tits of the face’ - David Spade 2019

  • @randomhandle
    @randomhandle 4 года назад +5

    "It's not a lot of weight, but it helps."
    Surreptitious, stealthy savagery right there.

  • @zacharyno9598
    @zacharyno9598 4 года назад +19

    kevin garnett does not ride the bench..he's been retired for many years and is an ATG

    • @robertkemp8440
      @robertkemp8440 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, he averaged 34.5 minutes a game over 21 years. He is the opposite of a "bench player" that annoyed me

    • @robertkemp8440
      @robertkemp8440 4 года назад

      I should of mentioned that he is 4th all-time in minutes played and 7th all-time in games started.

  • @doortech8227
    @doortech8227 4 года назад +31

    I wish Nate got more of a window to shine through. The other two were really funny, but it felt like Nate was struggling to get a look in

    • @Axwage
      @Axwage 3 года назад +1

      He just wants a coffee with cream.

  • @acetate909
    @acetate909 4 года назад +8

    Hey, it's so cool to see Chris Farley and David Spade back together.

    • @hmrkkr
      @hmrkkr 2 года назад

      Don't insult Farley by equating him to that Tim Dillon douche. Pretty sure his blood type is Massengill.

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 4 года назад +3

    Lol...Tim is so right: who WOULD want to wake up to Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest...it's like a permanent hangover XD

  • @analozada9475
    @analozada9475 4 года назад +2

    Tim Dillon reminds of super chill, stylish Chris Farley. ☺️🖤✨

  • @Ryan-oq7oq
    @Ryan-oq7oq 4 года назад +3

    Finally Tim getting some recognition !!! Life in the big city!!!

  • @QueenTeriquable
    @QueenTeriquable 4 года назад +2

    I have to find out when this show is on. I love David Spade!

  • @FappinSteve
    @FappinSteve 4 года назад +19

    @ :30 um...Kevin Garnett is retired? i'm confused

    • @PepsiFuture
      @PepsiFuture 4 года назад +8

      Connor yea she had no idea what she was talking about lol

    • @PookieSanchezify
      @PookieSanchezify 4 года назад +8

      She definitely meant KD

    • @PepsiFuture
      @PepsiFuture 4 года назад

      Sewit Mesfen that wouldn’t have made much sense either

    • @PookieSanchezify
      @PookieSanchezify 4 года назад +1

      @@PepsiFuture except that he's been injured. It feels like a stretch of a joke anyway

    • @TonyThompson1981
      @TonyThompson1981 4 года назад

      @Billy Hoyle Not saying wether or not the joke was good or correct, I don't know Jack about basketball, but she does have a podcast where they talk about sports a lot. Like it's basically a sports podcast.

  • @mamadaw
    @mamadaw 4 года назад +16

    Is it me or does Tim Dillion sounds like Alex Jones ?

  • @LyndaGFavorites
    @LyndaGFavorites 4 года назад +1

    Another great clip from Lights Out! I love this show ❤️😂👏👏👏👏👏

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn 4 года назад +7

    Grimace from McDonald's is dressing well now.

  • @ryanherrera3407
    @ryanherrera3407 4 года назад +6

    That boy Timmy D killed it. So happy to see him grow as a comedian. Great job Tim!

  • @TitoTimTravels
    @TitoTimTravels 4 года назад +2

    I don't know who the dude in the purple shirt is but at 1:49 he proves he knows Galveston TX well ha ha 😎

    • @TonsMoreCowbell
      @TonsMoreCowbell 4 года назад

      Tim dillon is a genius. His podcast is an hour and a half of this brilliant level ranting

    • @SamirMishra6174
      @SamirMishra6174 7 месяцев назад

      He is the American Prophet Tim Dillon

  • @stephenvaldez6335
    @stephenvaldez6335 4 года назад +10

    House wife in Galveston?! 😂

  • @roxyandlilo
    @roxyandlilo 3 года назад +1

    "Romantic comedy from the 90's" was a spot on comment.

  • @starkravingralph
    @starkravingralph 4 года назад +4

    This whole clip. 😂😂😂😂😂

  •  4 года назад +6

    Kevin Garnett has been retired for quite a while and was a top notch/hall of famer @ heavyset woman.

  • @krusher74
    @krusher74 4 года назад +4

    The misery on the right-hand side is bumming me out.

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 Год назад +1

    Why the hell are they ragging on Kelly Ripa? She’s so effing funny, naturally effing funny and clean 😊❤

  • @smokester74
    @smokester74 4 года назад +4

    Just break down and put full episodes on RUclips. I don't care if there's commercials every 5 minutes

  • @crayray1310
    @crayray1310 4 года назад +1

    I love Nate's country accent!

  • @bcutt8629
    @bcutt8629 4 года назад +1

    Tim Tom Dillon carries this 100% whatever his name is

  • @Twigg4075
    @Twigg4075 4 года назад +24

    Can Cardi B please go away?

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 4 года назад

      She is going away, don't you worry.

  • @danielh5121
    @danielh5121 4 года назад +18

    I love Nate Bargatze but he might be too cerebral for this format. He's just chillin' most of the video. haha.

    • @crayray1310
      @crayray1310 4 года назад

      Haha! I thought the same thing!

    • @Grexslamfist
      @Grexslamfist 4 года назад +1

      He’s a successful along with spade. The other 2 are not, so they are trying really hard.

  • @maahadyare
    @maahadyare 4 года назад +9

    Nate Bargatze is Norm MacDonald in the making. Mark my words.

    • @TonsMoreCowbell
      @TonsMoreCowbell 4 года назад

      Nate is a clean comic and would never take shots at people the way norm did/does. Not the same other than both are incredible standups.

  • @GoBirds808
    @GoBirds808 4 года назад +3

    Sarah, you don’t use protection...

  • @FKBUSH1
    @FKBUSH1 4 года назад

    Love Nate!

  • @andynhhjm
    @andynhhjm 4 года назад

    Clicked for Nate

  • @kingjellybean9795
    @kingjellybean9795 4 года назад

    Fuck yeah that happens, my great grandmother coulda wore gauges because she wore heavy ass ear rings her whole life

  • @tomw4918
    @tomw4918 4 года назад +3

    Remember when Bill Burr destroyed Sarah Tiana on the end of the world podcast?

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 4 года назад

      Nope. Link me.

    • @tomw4918
      @tomw4918 4 года назад

      Squid Inc ruclips.net/video/gSeMVsYhD9U/видео.html

  • @ginaloverofangels
    @ginaloverofangels 4 года назад +1

    Ears are the tits of the face...lol....love it! Love David Spade.

  • @jm5925
    @jm5925 4 года назад +1

    Nate Bargatze has an amazing skin and complexion!!

  • @pdubzpyro
    @pdubzpyro 4 года назад

    Nate looks like he’s got a few “missing persons” concreted into the walls of his home

  • @Daniel_Zalman
    @Daniel_Zalman 4 года назад +9

    75-80% doesn't feel spontaneous.

    • @PepsiFuture
      @PepsiFuture 4 года назад +1

      Danny B. That’s because it’s not

  • @danbee6103
    @danbee6103 4 года назад

    Give it up for Kelly for recycling plastic in her barbie BOD🙏♻️

  • @BollockstoPop
    @BollockstoPop 4 года назад +3

    More Time Dillon please!

  • @AndySalinger33
    @AndySalinger33 4 года назад +1

    Why do I feel like this is full-time magic?

  • @CaptainTae
    @CaptainTae 4 года назад

    This should say featuring Tim Dillon.

  • @Sha-Money
    @Sha-Money 4 года назад

    I need that 😭

  • @troykruse5161
    @troykruse5161 4 года назад +1

    Take a look at the sagging ear lobes on Phil Collin from Def Leppard. Now that’s a problem

  • @grantomalley8532
    @grantomalley8532 4 года назад +1

    Looks like every other Italian chick I grew up with in North Jersey

  • @johnjamesleahy4065
    @johnjamesleahy4065 4 года назад

    Im interested in that heavy set guy he seems like he'd have a biting wit mixed with some chris farley humor ! Anyone know if that's true or not ?!

  • @charleslongfield306
    @charleslongfield306 4 года назад +1

    They mandatory,must smoke a bowl, before the show.

  • @hodgepodge5901
    @hodgepodge5901 4 года назад +10

    Kevin Garnett is retired lady

    • @brucekaraus7330
      @brucekaraus7330 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, it was a joke. Doesn't need to be fact based to be funny.

    • @salem927
      @salem927 4 года назад +4

      @@brucekaraus7330 yeah it kind of does haha

    • @hodgepodge5901
      @hodgepodge5901 4 года назад

      @@brucekaraus7330 Garnett played for 21 seasons too...and he played most games. He wasn't sitting out a lot. So the "joke" makes no sense. It would be like making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger for being weak...

  • @alexb8560
    @alexb8560 4 года назад +2

    This is the best late night show for sure

  • @MyKittyPercy
    @MyKittyPercy 4 года назад

    First, look at Nicole Kidman’s earlobes. Now!
    Second, I watch Live with Kelly and Ryan 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @bossHogOG
    @bossHogOG 4 года назад +13

    Who’s the obnoxious bee sting victim that insists we must constantly hear her?

    • @techpunked
      @techpunked 4 года назад +11

      That's David Spade. He hosts the show I believe.

  • @historia9275
    @historia9275 3 года назад

    Garnett had been retired for 3 years at this point lol. Always funny when women act like they know sports.

  • @amberbailey8241
    @amberbailey8241 4 года назад +1

    tim dillon obviously wakes up and starts his day listening to breakfast options. his favorite morning show is live with dunkin and donuts

  • @user-kr8xe7pd9p
    @user-kr8xe7pd9p 4 года назад +22

    Sarah is just hyperventilating the entire time. Cut her mic off.

    • @brucekaraus7330
      @brucekaraus7330 4 года назад +3

      Let's put a baby in you and see how you breathe in the third trimester. It isn't like you're not trying to get pregnant is it sir?

    • @user-kr8xe7pd9p
      @user-kr8xe7pd9p 4 года назад +6

      @@brucekaraus7330 I get pregnant all the time - I just don't go on TV because I know it is a distraction, especially when I'm breathing like Biz Markie.

  • @DanLoFat
    @DanLoFat 3 года назад

    Really really no mention of Liev Schreiber, nobody? Just me right.

  • @adrock2895
    @adrock2895 4 года назад +1

    Purple dude funny

    • @TonsMoreCowbell
      @TonsMoreCowbell 4 года назад

      Tim Dillon. Check out his podcast on youtube it's so good. I suggest "corporate steakhouse" or "the ballad of the fat girl with the clean car" episodes... two absolute goldmines of brilliance.

  • @brucebanner5512
    @brucebanner5512 4 года назад

    I hate to break to you Spade but every kitchen even high priced ones hate people with tattoos and gages. It's not just Arby's 😂

  • @nr.17
    @nr.17 4 года назад +5

    Real audience or laugh track? sounds so awkward

  • @Dc0sby
    @Dc0sby 4 года назад +5

    This was bad.. I guess you can't win them all

  • @klpjpl6382
    @klpjpl6382 4 года назад

    Hey acid wash, love your outfit.

  • @Avital4414
    @Avital4414 4 года назад

    ST was much funnier and more likable in this segment. Her kelly ripa burn was great.

  • @anotherdave5107
    @anotherdave5107 4 года назад

    Tim Dillon - evidently millions if you follow TV viewing stats. How many would get up in the morning to follow you?

  • @wm6549
    @wm6549 4 года назад

    Totally agree. The Kelly Ripa show is unwatchable.

  • @claytonbrown7120
    @claytonbrown7120 4 года назад

    This show is the antitrump👍🏻

    • @claytonbrown7120
      @claytonbrown7120 4 года назад

      Bird Dawg
      Not at all, are you gonna cry now?

    • @claytonbrown7120
      @claytonbrown7120 4 года назад

      Bird Dawg
      Lol yeah right.

    • @gatorbuilt
      @gatorbuilt 4 года назад

      CLAYTON BROWN got bitch-slapped...fucking hilarious...so who's your candidate BROWN...man up, pussy...hating Trump isn't a winning strategy...ya got nothing, do ya? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING boy! Ya gonna cry...go on, squirt a few, we won't laugh

    • @TonsMoreCowbell
      @TonsMoreCowbell 4 года назад

      @@claytonbrown7120 im coming back to this in november to gloat. Just a warning.

    • @claytonbrown7120
      @claytonbrown7120 4 года назад

      Tons More Cowbell
      Coming back out of the closet? Good for you buddy👍🏻

  • @marja553
    @marja553 4 года назад

    Nate!😁

  • @guitarsz
    @guitarsz 4 года назад

    Nate!

  • @pab1381
    @pab1381 3 года назад

    Cardi b going to big birds funeral lol

  • @adrock2895
    @adrock2895 4 года назад +1

    I’m just a caveman

  • @Bailemos888
    @Bailemos888 4 года назад

    You guys need to close up on the pics, I want to see the bodyguard you are talking so much about ayyyyyyy

    • @Redfoxx4eva
      @Redfoxx4eva 4 года назад

      lol nasty ass.
      hows your thirsty ass gunna say that with half your face covered.

  • @SFVone
    @SFVone 4 года назад

    Tim's side profile looks....very familiar

  • @CrispyToast1247
    @CrispyToast1247 4 года назад +13

    The lady ruined the entire video for me.

    • @DrNickRiveria
      @DrNickRiveria 3 года назад

      oh thats no lady. tis a horrible beast.

  • @ginaragone7035
    @ginaragone7035 4 года назад +4

    That giggling woman. Annoying

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 4 года назад +1

      Seems like they boost her microphone volume too to make her extra annoying

  • @Enr227
    @Enr227 3 месяца назад

    Nate lost weight before the lockdown!

  • @sauly.32
    @sauly.32 3 года назад

    Let's be honest why we are here Tim Dillon

  • @robhubbell1339
    @robhubbell1339 4 года назад

    I think Spade has perpetual head lice.

  • @dannysanchez9919
    @dannysanchez9919 3 года назад

    Feat nate on the background not speaking.

  • @nickyms2601
    @nickyms2601 4 года назад

    Goody too shoes like Kelly ripa and ryan Seacrest. Or the Ellen's and Kartrashians of the world

  • @jesperhjensen1978
    @jesperhjensen1978 4 года назад

    is she that lunatic that was screaming at Bill Burr on the "end of the world podcast" and took all the funny right out of it??

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 Год назад +1

    Wow this was an awful 5 minutes.

  • @Jiff321
    @Jiff321 4 года назад +12

    GeeZe the female comedians laughing is taking over the entire show .... chill out lady you’re IN the show

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 4 года назад +1

      @@josephmartin8169 She's IN the comedy show lol

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 4 года назад

      @@josephmartin8169 you're right. You dont get it. move along.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 4 года назад +2

      @@josephmartin8169 man on internet calls other man on internet smug for not replying to his internet comment with more effort. More to come at 10.

  • @vamanosninja4143
    @vamanosninja4143 4 года назад +7

    This lady is not funny while she's pregnant. Stop having her on.

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 4 года назад

      Yea it’s the baby’s fault.
      It’s her, dude, she sucks

    • @vamanosninja4143
      @vamanosninja4143 4 года назад

      @@thomaspayne6866 I'm not blaming the baby! It's not even a baby yet it's a fetus

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 4 года назад

      🤦‍♂️

  • @PepsiFuture
    @PepsiFuture 4 года назад +1

    Kevin Garnett doesn’t play anymore because he’s retired lmao. At one point he was the highest paid athlete in the world, so thanks for explaining your joke that didn’t make sense

  • @brewer921
    @brewer921 3 года назад +1

    He doesn't play a lot because he has been retired for four seasons, dummy.

  • @mjphoto45
    @mjphoto45 4 года назад

    Surprising? Not at all

  • @bretdaley6869
    @bretdaley6869 4 года назад

    I'm not trying to be mean really nobody should care Kelly ripper is an example of the celebrity worship like those on I understand you experience that too but where's the substance I not my place to judge Anyway I'm going to say what I came to say anyways is there any plastic surgery that's really surprising for somebody that their whole self esteem and make up comes from how other people see them

    • @allme2547
      @allme2547 4 года назад

      English is either not your first language (which is completely fine) OR you are on drugs (which is not okay)

    • @bretdaley6869
      @bretdaley6869 4 года назад

      @@allme2547 I'm sure you think plastic surgeries are a good idea, because you have to look in the mirror, I hope you're wealthy.

  • @salvagemonster3612
    @salvagemonster3612 3 года назад

    Was is Nate dressed like 17 year old ?

  • @CaliforniaBushman
    @CaliforniaBushman 4 года назад +3

    Is Cardi B qualified to break out the paddles to revive a heart attack victim? Or is that her Sister Cardi A?

  • @JasonGastrich
    @JasonGastrich 4 года назад

    Idgaf

  • @miketheyunggod2534
    @miketheyunggod2534 4 года назад

    i am guessing nate isn’t a comedian.

  • @stevend.bennett427
    @stevend.bennett427 4 года назад +1

    Sandler and Stiller movies are litmus tests of taste and intelligence. If you like them, you have neither.

  • @arlo2203
    @arlo2203 3 года назад

    dillon, dude... i live in galveston, tx... and judging the size of your gut (or, are you smuggling a half beef?) it would appear that YOU are rolling out at 10a.m. with a carton of twinkies, some camels and a liter of dew to watch kelly and ryan.
    galveston folks are out on the water fishing... or at the beach.

  • @Roy-G-Biv
    @Roy-G-Biv 4 года назад

    Girlfriend?

  • @Jeremy-ob4gm
    @Jeremy-ob4gm 4 года назад

    Nate’s way too talkative