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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @Barioncr
    @Barioncr 6 лет назад +1027

    This is what stasis looks like.

  • @aidanmercer9422
    @aidanmercer9422 5 лет назад +622

    Subject: Freeman
    Status: Hired
    Awaiting assignment

    • @edwardcannon9199
      @edwardcannon9199 3 года назад +11

      Freeman you're fired from Black Mesa

    • @greenbomb8254
      @greenbomb8254 3 года назад +6

      Subject: Freeman
      Status: Bored as hell
      Awaiting assignment

    • @canadianbacon2693
      @canadianbacon2693 3 года назад +3

      Subject: Freeman
      Status: Sick dance moves
      Awaiting Assignment

    • @creepyeggiboi2118
      @creepyeggiboi2118 3 года назад +6

      Subject: FREEMAN
      Status: Married
      Pending

    • @RedMarcus14
      @RedMarcus14 3 года назад +1

      @@creepyeggiboi2118 yes

  • @LC3andZ
    @LC3andZ 5 лет назад +896

    Maybe this is what he did for 20 Years

  • @hecku
    @hecku 6 лет назад +698

    for use in hazardous environment conditions

    • @dumbfemboy3789
      @dumbfemboy3789 5 лет назад +20

      Gordon seeing a H.E.C.U Soldier: wheres my crowbar?

    • @heather99ful
      @heather99ful 4 года назад +9

      NO DONT SHOOT IM WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM!!!

    • @buildersleague755
      @buildersleague755 4 года назад +1

      @@heather99ful haha * boom boom boom*

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears 4 года назад

      High Impact Reactive Armor
      Activated

    • @mad_6519
      @mad_6519 3 года назад +1

      Such as this comment section

  • @ghostindoomerville
    @ghostindoomerville 4 года назад +460

    0:30 that's the face of man who just got morphine administered.

    • @lopertyl6534
      @lopertyl6534 4 года назад +18

      Ghost in Doomerville 0:31

  • @TheRealGears
    @TheRealGears 4 года назад +654

    Gordon Freeman after driving multiple alien races to near extinction, killing a god, defeating an army, fending off 2 invansions, cripplling an advaced alien race, and saving humanity for like the 4th time:

    • @Whatever-pb2dy
      @Whatever-pb2dy 3 года назад +24

      He needed a break and THIS was it.

    • @panzerkampfwageni2872
      @panzerkampfwageni2872 3 года назад +13

      Rise and shine Freeman, rise and shine.

    • @Gojira-ii4ru
      @Gojira-ii4ru 3 года назад +7

      And this just for Wallace Breen who say "this looks like a cool rock, use it"

    • @underratedking333
      @underratedking333 3 года назад +1

      What god ?

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears 3 года назад +4

      @@underratedking333 The nihlinth, depending on who you ask.

  • @enclaveremnant4174
    @enclaveremnant4174 3 года назад +313

    This is officially canon of what Gordon did while in statis

  • @BoshMind
    @BoshMind 3 года назад +89

    No one is more deserving of a dancccccceeee...

    • @BisharpnearOhio
      @BisharpnearOhio 2 года назад

      Big fax

    • @10babylonia
      @10babylonia Год назад +3

      and all the effort in learning those moves would have gone to wasteeee.. until.. well, lets just say your hour has *come again*

  • @imirr
    @imirr 3 года назад +141

    youtube recommendation at its finest

  • @stevangucu522
    @stevangucu522 5 лет назад +190

    Rare sight of Freemans mind.

  • @endermankiller1569
    @endermankiller1569 6 лет назад +257

    "Category : News & politics" Yes this exactly the right category EVERYONE SHOULD BE INFORMED OF THIS

    • @eljot1092
      @eljot1092 5 лет назад +15

      this is propaganda

    • @chrxstt
      @chrxstt 3 года назад +1

      Damn they removed it

  • @gold94chica
    @gold94chica 6 лет назад +259

    Why is this so brilliantly perfect

  • @turbocavalli
    @turbocavalli 5 лет назад +126

    Me when I saw the hl Alyx trailer

    • @IIWolFFinEII
      @IIWolFFinEII 4 года назад

      And it comes out as VR Spinoff.

    • @tiopyrosy9051
      @tiopyrosy9051 3 года назад +7

      @@IIWolFFinEII *Laughs in HL Alyx post credit scene*

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 года назад +34

    I love that at the end he spazzes out.

  • @randomcatdude
    @randomcatdude 5 лет назад +71

    category: *n e w s & p o l i t i c s*

  • @kenji642
    @kenji642 4 года назад +131

    Scientist: *"MY GOD WHAT IS HE DOING?"*

  • @erinwhite5881
    @erinwhite5881 4 года назад +49

    0:30 How It Feels To Chew Five Gum

  • @linuskobal
    @linuskobal 6 лет назад +32

    after a bunch of procrastinating, it will have been worth the wait

  • @D00MMAST3R
    @D00MMAST3R 3 года назад +38

    Thank God he has that suit because this beat is FIRE.

  • @derezzed5588
    @derezzed5588 2 года назад +12

    This made me giggle my most bizzare giggle I'd ever giggled. Well done.

  • @ОбычныйЧеловек-ь2я
    @ОбычныйЧеловек-ь2я 5 лет назад +40

    Welcome, to the HEV mark 4, protective system. For use in hazardous environment conditions.

    • @TheRealGears
      @TheRealGears 4 года назад +1

      High impact reactive armor
      Activated

    • @RedMarcus14
      @RedMarcus14 3 года назад +1

      @@TheRealGears defensive weapon selection activated

    • @mortisboi2091
      @mortisboi2091 2 года назад +1

      Atmospheric contaminant sensor activated

    • @infinityfoxlet
      @infinityfoxlet 2 года назад +1

      @@mortisboi2091 Vital signs monitoring activated.

  • @areyousir781
    @areyousir781 4 года назад +60

    Gordon: hey fellow kids look I’m Fortnite dancing

    • @LukeMaster12-ITA
      @LukeMaster12-ITA 3 года назад +1

      Make sure that they don't see it, they already ruined other games...
      I don't want Half Life to be ruined by a bunch of toxic kids

    • @HerahKobayashi
      @HerahKobayashi 3 года назад +5

      @@LukeMaster12-ITA well its hard cuz half-life is a singleplayer game... well except for the original games that have have multiplayer.

    • @HerahKobayashi
      @HerahKobayashi 3 года назад

      @@LukeMaster12-ITA the ones that they could mostly ruin is the deathmatch ones or the coop mods that they probally will play with their friends.

    • @LukeMaster12-ITA
      @LukeMaster12-ITA 3 года назад +2

      @@HerahKobayashi Sorry, i didn't mean to say what i said there...
      What i wanted to say is that i don't want that Epic Games creates a Gordon Freeman skin in their living-dead game and see kids everywhere saying "OmG tHeY cOpIeD fReEmAn FrOm FoRtNiTe"

    • @HerahKobayashi
      @HerahKobayashi 3 года назад +1

      @@LukeMaster12-ITA IF THAT FUCKING HAPPENS IM GOING TO USE A BIG FUCKING GUN.

  • @YZYE
    @YZYE 3 года назад +3

    Gordon after the events of Half-Life 2 Episode 2, having extreme PTSD and other conditions due to the fights he’s been in.

  • @lefleiner3408
    @lefleiner3408 6 лет назад +17

    That's right Gordo, enter that thing to perform such sick moves!

  • @mile290productions3
    @mile290productions3 4 года назад +8

    0:31 the face of somebody who just got a girlfriend.

  • @owl9660
    @owl9660 3 года назад +4

    Gordon needs to hear all of this he’s a highly trained professional

  • @wolfcl0ck
    @wolfcl0ck 4 года назад +13

    I was taking a sip of my drink and I nearly choked when he started flossing

  • @evanrouse7129
    @evanrouse7129 6 лет назад +10

    The 3 year wait was worth it

  • @skirdus367
    @skirdus367 6 лет назад +28

    this is why i'm subbed to you

  • @diceLibrarian
    @diceLibrarian 4 года назад +6

    "No Description Possible"
    Nice

  • @ВолодимирЛікарко
    @ВолодимирЛікарко 3 года назад +3

    He shot 39 rounds from pistol without reloading. Where did he get Doomguy's pistol?

  • @TheRealGears
    @TheRealGears 3 года назад +3

    I'll watch this every day until half life 3

  • @Kobeny997
    @Kobeny997 3 года назад +1

    This is exactly what he did in his stasis

  • @brofistbro
    @brofistbro 3 года назад +1

    This is what happens in stasis. It cant be just standing in the void.

  • @Arutax
    @Arutax 3 года назад +2

    What really happened between Half Life and Half Life 2:

  • @pumpkinton
    @pumpkinton 6 лет назад +23

    I need a comment for this masterpiece

  • @combine42
    @combine42 2 года назад +1

    4 years ago?

  • @johnthomas4108
    @johnthomas4108 3 года назад +2

    He'll actually do all of that but still will never speak.

  • @notyourbest0925
    @notyourbest0925 4 года назад +1

    What he REALLY does in stasis

  • @MauricioJara
    @MauricioJara 4 года назад +3

    Me on my way to start a Resonance Cascade:

  • @elcivilpixeleado5499
    @elcivilpixeleado5499 3 года назад +1

    Subject : Freeman
    Status : Vibin'
    Awaiting the dance floor.

  • @hecku
    @hecku 6 лет назад +21

    the world must know of this

  • @cillianwatters5619
    @cillianwatters5619 3 года назад

    Gordon goes crazy after 20 years in a black void.

  • @sirnuggetsboi9758
    @sirnuggetsboi9758 4 года назад +7

    half life alyx player in the after credits scene bieng gordon freeman

  • @lQuadXl
    @lQuadXl 3 года назад +1

    *These are the Unforseen Consequences.*

  • @daultoncutlip706
    @daultoncutlip706 3 года назад +3

    purgatory of Gordon's dreams, hopefully Gabe is bound to count to three (i love that damn song

  • @charmyzard
    @charmyzard 4 года назад +4

    Gotta love an0nymooose's art influencing other's

  • @toxicskater6632
    @toxicskater6632 6 лет назад +11

    A master piece

  • @walterblack7426
    @walterblack7426 4 года назад

    A right crowbar in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

  • @doktorturbo
    @doktorturbo Год назад

    it is 7 am in the morning, I haven't slept and this gets recommended. I love my life

  • @AimlessSavant
    @AimlessSavant 3 года назад +1

    This is what SFM was made to do.

  • @williambeavers9046
    @williambeavers9046 4 года назад +2

    You know what what would make this better? Bag pipes!!!

  • @sentry_repair_mann
    @sentry_repair_mann 3 года назад +1

    What Gordon did between Half-life 1 & 2

  • @ToxicleGaming
    @ToxicleGaming 3 года назад

    Gordon when the player is AFK

  • @laddtryck
    @laddtryck 2 года назад

    "I'll be taking that drip back, Mr Freeman. After all, it is goverment property. As for the Jordans? I think you've earned them"

  • @NNFBI493
    @NNFBI493 2 года назад

    Вот под что нужно флексить, зумерки

  • @kadenyeka611
    @kadenyeka611 Год назад

    everytime i watch it is somehow even better everytime

  • @ZethHolyblade
    @ZethHolyblade 2 года назад

    Meanwhile one has to wave the camera about, stepping backwards.

  • @Jiubrega
    @Jiubrega 4 года назад +1

    This is me in front of the mirror before showering

  • @brobuscuseleven6302
    @brobuscuseleven6302 4 года назад +2

    I stand and live for such RUclips creativity!
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @SuperMTF
    @SuperMTF 3 года назад

    Gordon has gone mad waiting for Half-Life 3

  • @egg32497
    @egg32497 2 года назад

    when you finally kill every metrocop in hl2

  • @ARBB1
    @ARBB1 2 года назад

    Me when the devil shakes my hand and traps me in his eternal bidding

  • @WeazelGamingHI
    @WeazelGamingHI Год назад

    "Major fracture detected, morphine administered."

  • @Rico.DurtyD
    @Rico.DurtyD 5 лет назад +1

    I dont think itll end but it does so I cant stop repeating this

  • @basiccommenter4636
    @basiccommenter4636 3 года назад +1

    he did this in the canals for 5 years

  • @francisconikotian2326
    @francisconikotian2326 3 года назад

    so this is what he did for 20 years in the void...

  • @metrocop-191
    @metrocop-191 2 года назад

    *MORPHINE ADMINISTERED*

  • @de_dan
    @de_dan 5 лет назад +1

    Gordon freeman Black mesa model

  • @Reviwitha6
    @Reviwitha6 3 года назад

    So. This is how you pass the time in stasis

  • @Sagadali523
    @Sagadali523 3 года назад

    When at the end. Gordon goes Crazy by ending song

  • @124Nightwing
    @124Nightwing 4 года назад

    Is it just me or is Gordon looking thicc in the HEV suit?

  • @thegreenspanner4953
    @thegreenspanner4953 3 года назад

    This is a crime against humanity

  • @eatingpringles
    @eatingpringles 6 лет назад +5

    Do you like Pringles though?

  • @cosmic8713
    @cosmic8713 Месяц назад

    "all dreams have a meaning"
    my dreams:

  • @CsGo-l1s
    @CsGo-l1s Год назад

    0:30 this is when you going to school

  • @n8than26
    @n8than26 11 месяцев назад +2

    is this what gordon did for 20 years in stasis..?

  • @ciberneticdumb5492
    @ciberneticdumb5492 3 года назад

    Welcome to H.E.V mark 4, have a very safe day.

  • @Peppzy
    @Peppzy 3 года назад

    humanity at its top

  • @paskahousu6438
    @paskahousu6438 3 года назад

    when you get the suit in hl1

  • @canadianbacon2693
    @canadianbacon2693 3 года назад

    0:31 Are you insane? Stop attacking, immediately!

  • @carterberte7810
    @carterberte7810 3 года назад +1

    Based

  • @wgames522
    @wgames522 2 года назад +2

    Раньше от этой музыки у меня были мурашки, настолько она была охуенна

  • @nokia7008
    @nokia7008 4 года назад

    I was thinking gordon would start bhopping when the song started...

  • @speedysandwich6475
    @speedysandwich6475 3 года назад

    *morphine administered*

  • @Youareghosted
    @Youareghosted 3 года назад

    Gordon freeman when he destroyed the combine and zen like literally

  • @briandesetages7052
    @briandesetages7052 4 года назад

    *Great scott! It's Gordon Freeman!*

  • @TheKingofBunga2912
    @TheKingofBunga2912 Год назад +1

    Put the speed on 1.75 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @theonefreeman5284
    @theonefreeman5284 4 года назад

    me after waking up after 20yrs

  • @UkrainianMiataYT
    @UkrainianMiataYT 7 месяцев назад

    0:30 when there's a lot of headcrabs and other f**kers

  • @Jo-ew7lw
    @Jo-ew7lw 2 года назад +1

    on my way to ruin your lunch

  • @codaboi138
    @codaboi138 2 года назад

    I can clearly see this was a strong mental image you had in your head and you just had to animate it lol

  • @2382-h1n
    @2382-h1n 3 года назад

    Best 60 seconds of my life

  • @gordonfreeman9641
    @gordonfreeman9641 4 года назад

    *Scientist walks in* My god what are you doing?!

  • @UnscaryGhosts
    @UnscaryGhosts 6 лет назад +1

    Anyone else getting south park vibes?

  • @plenus7392
    @plenus7392 4 года назад

    Satan is envious

  • @Don_Mighuel
    @Don_Mighuel 4 года назад

    It hits to hard.

  • @twxzzy._
    @twxzzy._ 4 года назад

    Dayum that glock has a lot of ammo

  • @m4gmaroni
    @m4gmaroni 5 лет назад

    I mean I guess this is a hazardous environment

  • @rmsm64
    @rmsm64 3 года назад +1

    Have a very safe day.