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Комментарии • 241

  • @TeamDUSTOfficial
    @TeamDUSTOfficial 5 лет назад +612

    A rare moment where Kramer gives something to Jerry instead of the other way around

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 5 лет назад +24

      Prudencia Like the episode when Kramer gave Jerry all of his underwear after he found out that he had a low sperm count.

    • @chickenringNYC
      @chickenringNYC 4 года назад +4

      And mango

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 4 года назад +5

      And look what happens thanks to it.

    • @jolly-rancher
      @jolly-rancher 3 года назад +4

      he always tries, like with the junior mint.

    • @katpottz476
      @katpottz476 Год назад +1

      dont forget fusili jerry

  • @miblik
    @miblik 5 лет назад +79

    "Yeah, that sounds like something..." Such a simple line, but it still says so much.

  • @Thaurbanwife
    @Thaurbanwife 5 лет назад +81

    “You think they have fleas there don’t you??” ....... lol

    • @Ashamed.Loser69
      @Ashamed.Loser69 3 месяца назад

      Do you have fleas on your 🐈‍⬛?

  • @stephengiles8428
    @stephengiles8428 5 лет назад +139

    "What the hell is a polar bear?" - George Costanza

  • @bobbyturner6008
    @bobbyturner6008 3 года назад +27

    missed the best part. When George's girlfriend is walking out of the apartment and goes "i am breaking up with you" George is like "but i got hand" and she goes "and your gonna need it" lmfao

  • @alvinrodgers934
    @alvinrodgers934 2 года назад +14

    “So is shock therapy.” Perfect line for what he thinks of his friend.

  • @NFL294
    @NFL294 8 лет назад +227

    "...and you're gonna need it..."

  • @davemustaki134
    @davemustaki134 4 года назад +153

    I loved when Jerry called George biff I wish it was a running gag to the last episode!

    • @willmenalove
      @willmenalove 4 года назад +2

      explain please

    • @davemustaki134
      @davemustaki134 4 года назад +1

      @@willmenalove it's pretty self explanatory!

    • @willmenalove
      @willmenalove 4 года назад +5

      dave Mustaki no its not! Who’s Biff?

    • @davemustaki134
      @davemustaki134 4 года назад +30

      @@Maya33777 biff loman was a character in a play by Arthur Miller called death of a salesman lol he was a real loser.... So it was Jerry's way of making fun of George instead of directly calling him a loser I guess they canned it after a while so it didn't make him seem like a loser and jerry like an a hole!? Or maybe after Larry David left the show? There is a also a reference to it when George falls over in his underwear and jerry says and you want to be my latex salesman? I hope this kinda cleared it up for you? You can read up a bit more online?

    • @davemustaki134
      @davemustaki134 4 года назад

      @@Maya33777 all good mate

  • @16Vagabond
    @16Vagabond 7 лет назад +1122

    Who puts their shoe on their sofa?!?

    • @3798penisholder
      @3798penisholder 7 лет назад +235

      Who wears their shoes inside their house,..

    • @AgiDaKinG
      @AgiDaKinG 6 лет назад +112

      Rick James did it to Eddie Murphy's couch, he was quoted saying "He could buy another one, that rich motherfucker"

    • @Crawlerjamie
      @Crawlerjamie 6 лет назад +21

      Nana Lu that was wrong I noticed right away too

    • @JoshMarshain
      @JoshMarshain 6 лет назад +24

      Characters on a tv show?

    • @lakechocolate9785
      @lakechocolate9785 6 лет назад +7

      Thank you!!! I was thinking the same thing.

  • @zebra3stripes
    @zebra3stripes 6 лет назад +167

    George has so little power in relationships that he has become a no-hand model.

    • @sitdowndogbreath
      @sitdowndogbreath 3 года назад +2

      But yet at one time he was a hand model freaking irony

  • @lundylow
    @lundylow 3 года назад +6

    There were three levels of world building inside this two minute clip. Jerry and Larry, you were amazing.

  • @rickrose5377
    @rickrose5377 5 лет назад +66

    No good will come from that Pez dispenser.

    • @Jamthecoolerator
      @Jamthecoolerator 4 года назад

      What about Richie going into rehab?

    • @rickrose5377
      @rickrose5377 4 года назад

      @@Jamthecoolerator
      There was a band...Killing Joke.

  • @tjimicole2677
    @tjimicole2677 6 лет назад +105

    I doubt there's a TV script in history that used the word "Hand" more than this one episode of Seinfeld.

    • @AndrewJW
      @AndrewJW 6 лет назад +9

      Tjimi Cole friends when Joe finds his hand twin. Or the other Seinfeld where George becomes a hand model

    • @natediggitydog8
      @natediggitydog8 4 года назад +3

      Friends hand twin

    • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
      @JustSomeCanadianGuy Год назад +1

      Game of Thrones maybe! 😄

  • @TheReaperMan275
    @TheReaperMan275 2 года назад +5

    I like it when Seinfeld calls George Biff. 🤣

  • @everythingsawesome
    @everythingsawesome 4 года назад +7

    For a self-professed neat freak, Jerry has no issues shoeing his couch at 00:33

    • @JerseyWolf
      @JerseyWolf Год назад

      We know from the mom and pop episode that Jerry has multiple pairs of sneakers. I wouldn't be surprised if he has a "home" pair that are worn strictly in his house only.

  • @TheFruitMugger
    @TheFruitMugger 7 лет назад +128

    Yes, you do, Biff!

    • @hamzahajji5814
      @hamzahajji5814 6 лет назад +2

      I nearly forgot he used to call him that

  • @shekov60
    @shekov60 7 лет назад +116

    Hand me that, would you?

  • @Sassonic
    @Sassonic 4 года назад +37

    0:21 Jerry the "germaphobe" puts his shoe on the couch?

  • @torontoBluejays87
    @torontoBluejays87 6 лет назад +16

    And thus, let it be known that this is the ONLY time in the show where Kramer actually gives something of use to Jerry lol....

    • @crazyfvck
      @crazyfvck 5 лет назад +1

      @markwest1987 Well, he DID give Jerry that 2-line phone. Of course, it didn't work properly :D

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 5 лет назад

      And his underwear. 🤮

  • @jordanwhite8099
    @jordanwhite8099 2 года назад +1

    1:54 the way grorge said "no", he sounds like a child

  • @setheldridge329
    @setheldridge329 3 года назад +6

    YOU CANT BREAK UP WITH ME, IVE GOT HAND!
    and you’re gonna need it

  • @crescentfresh8001
    @crescentfresh8001 3 года назад +1

    The "flea market" bit is so proto-Always Sunny that it's incredible.

  • @hmm2928
    @hmm2928 7 лет назад +28

    the beach!

  • @scaf5363
    @scaf5363 5 лет назад +4

    1:47 I love how Jerry is trying to keep a straight face.

  • @MacMalte
    @MacMalte 6 лет назад +6

    shoes on the couch .. uhh keeps freaking me out :D

  • @Dmdm_dm
    @Dmdm_dm Год назад

    0:35 wth is that pose? Who sits like that getting the couch all dirty? 🤣

  • @Nick64266
    @Nick64266 3 года назад +3

    I know how this feels... I never have hand!!!

  • @radioheadtv3131
    @radioheadtv3131 4 года назад +3

    I did think a flea market had fleas too when I was younger 😂

  • @jehobden
    @jehobden 2 года назад +1

    I had to laugh at the end of the episode where George tells his gf "You can't leave me! I've got hand!", and she tells him "And you're gonna need it!". I watched this once on DVD w/ the "Notes about Nothing" on, and it helpfully explained the meaning of "the upper hand". It has to do w/ how baseball teams would have 1 representative hold onto a bat back & forth higher on the bat until someone reached the top (base) of the bat, giving that team "the upper hand", which I think maybe allowed that person to choose a player first or something of that sort.

  • @3dprinterjam263
    @3dprinterjam263 3 месяца назад

    Shoot I came here hoping to hear the greatest line in the episode, and one of the greatest ever in any show: "And you're gonna need it!"

  • @raulbetancourt5795
    @raulbetancourt5795 2 года назад +2

    Is hard to believe George can ever has the power in a relationship, at least for me.

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 2 года назад

      Imo George seems like the beta male sort when it comes to a relationship. With his friends he's assertive,stands his ground. Need proof,go watch the episode where George can't break up with one of this girlfriends and just caves in and says "Alright"

  • @pluckypluckster
    @pluckypluckster 4 года назад +8

    @0:20 It's weird Jerry had a thing about Poppi peeing on his couch when he doesn't mind wearing his shoes that he walked all around with outside on the streets of New York and then placing those same shoes on his couch!

    • @imaouima
      @imaouima 3 года назад +1

      He probably stepped in pee somewhere along the way too.

    • @stagna1959
      @stagna1959 3 года назад +1

      Jerry is such a clean freak, he probabaly has some living room sneakers, street sneakers, lately cleaned sneakers, huge collection, dozens of them in closet. He throws away even shoelaces which did touch bathroom floor . It wouldnt surprise me if he put brand new/ cleaned pair every time he is going out or coming home. He is almost never barefoot in his home, I never saw him wear slippers either. ( perhaps only one time in very early season ). Real Jerry Seinfeld has collection over 500 pair of sneakers, but I dont know if he wears so many.

  • @maxeyre2024
    @maxeyre2024 5 лет назад +23

    I’m addicted to Seinfeld now

  • @BRILL-vb1jy
    @BRILL-vb1jy 4 года назад +5

    The funniest thing about this clip is not the dumb "hand" routine but the fact that George thinks they have fleas at the flea market.

    • @AxeKick80
      @AxeKick80 4 года назад +1

      The whole hand thing always felt like a really forced set up for the final joke.

  • @SamuraiZZ
    @SamuraiZZ 4 года назад +2

    0:52 LoL, this go against the worlds collinging theory. It would never work.

  • @WavyFBaby
    @WavyFBaby 3 года назад +20

    I feel like no one gets the part where Jerry tells George to hand him something (because George says he has no hand so Jerry makes him use his hand).

    • @solomonmckay3126
      @solomonmckay3126 3 года назад +4

      I interpreted it as Jerry having the upper hand/dominant over George, who was subservient to him

  • @Hiluxtaco
    @Hiluxtaco 4 месяца назад

    I wish that I could find that hand towel. It's such a cool looking towel..
    It looks like something Givenchy would've made back then..

  • @BadgerGoodger
    @BadgerGoodger 6 лет назад +4

    I want Jerry's shirt in this scene.

  • @SplinterAce
    @SplinterAce 4 года назад +1

    Forgot Jerry used to call George Biff lol

  • @theconsolekiller7113
    @theconsolekiller7113 4 года назад +3

    work: haha
    work: you aint got the balls to be in business

  • @calipsees
    @calipsees 6 лет назад +6

    Jerry is wrong. I looked it up and according to oxford dictionary, “Flea market comes from the French marché aux puces, a name originally given to a market in Paris which specialized in shabby second-hand goods of the kind that might contain fleas.”

    • @zephid11
      @zephid11 3 года назад +1

      But that's not how the word is used today. Today it's just another word for second hand.

  • @CD-yr8tw
    @CD-yr8tw 7 месяцев назад

    Seinfeld is so good.

  • @soloblue3810
    @soloblue3810 5 лет назад +1

    That tweety bird pez dispenser is gonna be trouble. lol

  • @bennystropicalswimmigwolf8691
    @bennystropicalswimmigwolf8691 7 лет назад +5

    Great episode !!!!!!!!!!

  • @nittygritty7503
    @nittygritty7503 6 лет назад +22

    A man without hand is not a man

  • @kingbrolykingofallsayains3354
    @kingbrolykingofallsayains3354 2 года назад +1

    Never recognized that George and Jerry are best Friends.

  • @ImperialDiecast
    @ImperialDiecast Год назад

    ah, the 90s and their PEZ dispensers. they were everywhere.

  • @GCSol
    @GCSol 3 года назад

    My sister joined the polar bear club when she was 20 years old. She swam in Lake Michigan one time and never went back..lol

  • @pforgottonsoul
    @pforgottonsoul 8 лет назад +76

    honestly that is what i thought a flea market was too...

    • @caboose.20
      @caboose.20 6 лет назад +1

      patrick watkins that is how the name came to be

    • @APOLLO-dy8rc
      @APOLLO-dy8rc 5 лет назад

      well thats because you're an idiot, George

    • @lazlo342
      @lazlo342 4 года назад

      and that is how Trump became president

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 2 года назад

      @@lazlo342 i didnt vote for him.

  • @IronHorse_464
    @IronHorse_464 6 лет назад +2

    I just wanna have one of those *Kramer's mint box stuff*

  • @StarrPower2232
    @StarrPower2232 5 лет назад +2

    It's even funnier if you imagine "hand" is a euphemism for something dirty .

  • @guguigugu
    @guguigugu 4 года назад +2

    why do they call it flea market

  • @mikeyh0
    @mikeyh0 4 года назад +1

    "So's shock therapy."

  • @jimmybenyoucef4416
    @jimmybenyoucef4416 4 года назад +10

    Yes, you do Biff😅😂🤣😭👻

  • @boxingexcellence79
    @boxingexcellence79 6 лет назад +2

    Gotta get the hand from the very beginning

  • @azarmi6554
    @azarmi6554 5 лет назад +3

    What is George's accent called? Woody Allen also has this accent.

    • @RavixFourhorn
      @RavixFourhorn 5 лет назад +1

      Azar Mi I think that’s one of the stereotypical “New York” accents

  • @2101case
    @2101case 4 года назад +1

    As a kid I wondered why people would be selling fleas.

  • @tiphotisted
    @tiphotisted 5 лет назад +2

    Well, there is a job for your hand.

  • @johnnsiann7655
    @johnnsiann7655 4 года назад

    i do think they have flea too lmao

  • @gypsygirltarot2451
    @gypsygirltarot2451 3 года назад

    Yes you do, Biff.

  • @victorespino5650
    @victorespino5650 5 лет назад +4

    So biff wants to be a buff

  • @waynehoxit9782
    @waynehoxit9782 Год назад

    ❤ which episode was it just asking

  • @SupremacyGamesYT
    @SupremacyGamesYT 7 лет назад +22

    I'm not gonna lie, never having been to one I assumed they had fleas there.

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 4 года назад

      I mean, I didn't think they had fleas, but I didn't know what they *did* have. I definitely didn't think it was a good name.

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal 4 года назад

      @Supremacy
      Some theories claim the original flea markets did have fleas:
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flea_market#Etymology

  • @OfficialAnarchyz
    @OfficialAnarchyz 4 года назад +1

    Jerry should be the last person to want to put his shoes on the sofa, wtf!

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 2 года назад

    1:00 phrasing!!

  • @rcnelson
    @rcnelson 4 года назад

    Pez: the worst candy in the world.

  • @lakechocolate9785
    @lakechocolate9785 6 лет назад +5

    I could never eat pez bought from a flea market :-(

    • @kurthamel2012
      @kurthamel2012 6 лет назад +3

      Lake Chocolate presumably the actual candies were packaged and not in the dispenser - but with Kramer you never know...

  • @markrush5013
    @markrush5013 4 года назад

    yes you do,Biff

  • @peterkim3485
    @peterkim3485 4 года назад

    So much for changing shoelaces when they hit the bathroom floor only to step on the couch with a dirty shoe.

  • @fascinatinglist9654
    @fascinatinglist9654 3 года назад

    It just occurred to me that George isn't keeping his worlds apart

  • @artedejali
    @artedejali 4 года назад +1

    Jerry remains me of Bugs Bunny from the new The looney tune show

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 3 года назад

      Overture
      Curtains, lights!
      This is it, we'll hit the heights
      Oh, what heights we'll hit
      On with the show, this is it!

  • @NestordelaZerda
    @NestordelaZerda 3 года назад

    Shoes on the sofa!?!?

  • @johnjuhasz9125
    @johnjuhasz9125 7 лет назад +33

    Thanks George for sitting on the couch eating Chinese take out. Now I'm hungry for Chinese food. Subliminal much ???

  •  3 года назад

    Our flea market has fleas.

  • @ridikerous
    @ridikerous 22 дня назад

    George looking for some hand action from his girlfriend

  • @BoogerCompany
    @BoogerCompany 4 года назад

    Maybe I can get some hand that way lol

  • @duaneleerussell157
    @duaneleerussell157 5 лет назад +1

    No hand

  • @scipioafricanus5871
    @scipioafricanus5871 5 лет назад +5

    01:57 "Biff"? Why does Seinfeld call George "Biff"? A reference to...?

    • @worshond-gv8ck
      @worshond-gv8ck 5 лет назад +4

      Biff loman from I think an Arthur miller play

    • @feliciadeonarain1605
      @feliciadeonarain1605 5 лет назад +1

      Death of a Salesman

    • @jurisfootrag
      @jurisfootrag 5 лет назад +2

      I've heard a number of wealthy/upperclass folk have that name. So I always thought it was Jerry mocking George as some yuppie that has no idea what a flea market is for example lol

    • @Thomas-fk3cw
      @Thomas-fk3cw 4 года назад

      I thought Back to the Future.

  • @tiger832
    @tiger832 5 лет назад +1

    haha Biff

  • @MikeD32784
    @MikeD32784 3 года назад

    Yeah that sounds like something

  • @errose5967
    @errose5967 3 года назад

    And then Pez sales went insane because of this episode.

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 3 года назад

    I hate how jerry puts his shoe on the couch like that

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 3 года назад

    Last time I got the hand was in high school..

  • @Silly_Illidan
    @Silly_Illidan 3 года назад

    I did the no hand routine once....near the entrance of a pizza house.....smacked 3 girls with my hand....
    Then they made sure I won't have a hand

  • @fl00d69
    @fl00d69 4 года назад

    COME ON how can you show the pez dispenser and then not the payoff?

  • @Soundtrack33VEVO
    @Soundtrack33VEVO 5 лет назад

    “The Bitch...”

  • @ev1lcupcak3
    @ev1lcupcak3 6 лет назад +7

    Ahh back when Having a ticket meant you could get into something. Now the ticket doesn’t even matter, you need your id and ........wtf are things coming down

    • @stevenyanez4003
      @stevenyanez4003 6 лет назад

      ev1lcupcak3 yeah it's such bs. they NEED the I.d

    • @whyequalswhat
      @whyequalswhat 6 лет назад +6

      Are you really waxing nostalgic about 90's ticket protocols?

  • @lesb_socal
    @lesb_socal 4 года назад

    Well crap, if they dont have fleas at the flea market then what would you call the market where they do have fleas?

  • @Niangadou02
    @Niangadou02 4 года назад

    2:05 who's laugh was that?

  • @alvideos2145
    @alvideos2145 6 лет назад +4

    he called him Bif? Don't get that one.

    • @tamballs
      @tamballs 6 лет назад +4

      al videos comes from Biff Loman. A character in the play Death of a Salesman

    • @JoshMarshain
      @JoshMarshain 6 лет назад +1

      Watch the Subway episode and it'll make sense, Biff Loman =loser

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 года назад

    Wait, they don't have fleas in the Flea Market??

  • @PretentiousStuff
    @PretentiousStuff 3 года назад

    You know the whole world will never undersatnd why Americans don't take off their shoes in the house. But Seinfeld putting his foot on the sofa while wearing his shoes is something I think even Americans will never understand.

  • @Genny-Zee
    @Genny-Zee 10 месяцев назад

    Hand

  • @liewon4006
    @liewon4006 4 года назад

    i can guess season based on George's hair

  • @joshuapeterson6072
    @joshuapeterson6072 3 года назад

    This was the most artificial creation. Stopping short is a close 2nd.

  • @hineighbor
    @hineighbor 3 года назад

    I'm here for the Chinese

  • @Klugewicz
    @Klugewicz 4 года назад

    George is totally disregarding world theory here

  • @davidadams9604
    @davidadams9604 3 года назад

    the beach

  • @steveg8322
    @steveg8322 5 лет назад +1

    Yes you do, Bif..

  • @vajraloka1
    @vajraloka1 4 года назад

    Why would Jerry put his shoes on the couch? Many shows show people in bed with shoes on also . if you notice