"It's an energy drink with alcohol...yes...so now if you have a really bad idea when your drunk, you'll have the energy to follow through with it" OMG still laughing!!! And I need to get to sleep LOL.
Hasmik Gevorkian I’m not going to do that because it honestly like I had to be honest is it hurts for me to laugh because I have the him heart mother that’s how much my eye hurts to laugh I am laughing I asked her to tell my grandmother the truth and tell her how I feel
I got a have to ask sometimes I do ask soon as I don’t but what do I do I can I have to because the last names are two different when I told you before So I was born with that since I was why is your back then that’s coming is why I just found out from my mom
Well can I have to go because because they need the ass getting answers is a question OK I have to I’m going to have to OK I had to do this now I’m just being honest OK in this warehouse I feel and be talking to
this is so funny ellen has the funniest monologues ever including the energy drinks and the different cup sizes especially the one where the drink lasts up to eight thousand three hundred and thirty three percent which is insane 😂😂😂 😂😂😂
She's absolutely right. I've also noticed how extremely many sorts of energy drinks that you can find nowdays. Here in Sweden, there's a lot of kids that drinks it as if it was some kind of a soft drink!
I had a 5 hour energy the last time I traveled and it did give me allot of energy for about an hour so the energy part is true. However about an hour after drinking the shot I started feeling sleepy. Long story short It certainly didn't last for 5 hours.
I'm with you there a little on the commercial front, but I understand that she does these sometimes. The stuff for her giveaways has to come from somewhere. At the same time, she was advertising Vitamin Water Zero, which has 0 calories, and therefore 0 sugar. Although that is a good thing to look out for in other products, and to take into account with the original Vitamin Water. Then again, natural fruit juice has sugar. In the right balance it can be okay.
$5 a gallon! that's equivalent to $1.32 a liter... I would be so happy to pay for it at that price. Here in Australia at the moment we pay $1.50 a liter, big difference when you have a 70 liter tank to fill...
She actually reminds me of my english teacher that I have right now. My english teacher actually is also a lesbian with a short pixie hair cut. I kid you not, same voice, same mannerisms, same everything.
So now if you have a really bad idea when your drunk you have the energy to follow through with it....hahahaha my sides were aching after this monolouge
Izzy L You say the in person to because I’m actually being nice because they’re saying things like oh we’re doing is wrong or being mean to the fans that was the point if you wanna be nice to somebody yeah to be cool be cool and be nice as you being nice to people like that I know about people and I hope they feel inside guys from I know we’re going through in the vines that they can’t leave their minds but I can’t read as you know I am actually I’m gonna say no because the part out I will say that how I feel and say that It was the migraine who is Ponyo in and sickness in your stomach or the environment for the powers not this sickness at all just the mind going does my stomach is sick oh way just come watch by is Barbie lately my stomach that is all red I’m hoping I got it we’re excited to have a talk with my art my W-2 my hours
I rather like vitamin water zero however it has a lot less sugar than soda or juice which is all natural from Stevia extract. also most contain a high level of vitamin C and it really has boosted my immune system because I've been remarkably heathy even in flu season.
It was a joke about red bull and vodka when he went drinking with some gay friends. He said "that's all I need is lowered inhibitions and be up for anything". It was about 6-8 years ago so...
I had to rewatch the video to remember why I made this comment lol... I thought it was funny because of her sarcasm and the silly way she yells "whaaaat??" haha :)
THIS IS HILARIOUS !!!!!! I love it ! And I love you Ellen !
Greets from Belgium :)
"if your heart's going to explode, your liver shouldn't miss out on that!"
So basically a 5 minutes endorsed ad!?
"It's an energy drink with alcohol...yes...so now if you have a really bad idea when your drunk, you'll have the energy to follow through with it" OMG still laughing!!! And I need to get to sleep LOL.
Don't know how I ended up here but I applaud this woman for saying this. Much needed! :)
she is joking, we are laughing! but really! these are the killers! when you drink it and get sick, dont ask the DOCTOR why,...
Hasmik Gevorkian I’m not going to do that because it honestly like I had to be honest is it hurts for me to laugh because I have the him heart mother that’s how much my eye hurts to laugh I am laughing I asked her to tell my grandmother the truth and tell her how I feel
I got a have to ask sometimes I do ask soon as I don’t but what do I do I can I have to because the last names are two different when I told you before So I was born with that since I was why is your back then that’s coming is why I just found out from my mom
I’ll do my best I can not to
Well can I have to go because because they need the ass getting answers is a question OK I have to I’m going to have to OK I had to do this now I’m just being honest OK in this warehouse I feel and be talking to
I love the way she says "This is WATER"
i love when she laughs at her own jokes :)
In Norway the gas usually costs about 9 $ per gallon.
"when i was a kid that meant poison" LMAO
This was one of my favorite monologues of hers ever! So funny. Coolest. Person. Ever.
"So now, if you have a really bad idea when you're drunk, you'll have the energy to follow through with it" Omg, that made me laugh so bad...
"who needs seven hour energy?"
clearly, school was very different for ellen
I agree, one of the best monologues ever =D
Water! Can you believe it? *big cheesy smile* Oh Ellen.... :)
Ellen, I love you so much!
She is Epic in this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nooooooooo...! I was watching an ad the whole time! :)
this is so funny ellen has the funniest monologues ever including the energy drinks and the different cup sizes especially the one where the drink lasts up to eight thousand three hundred and thirty three percent which is insane 😂😂😂 😂😂😂
We love Ellen!
-Try this, this is waaater, look at that!
HAHAHA
love u ellen..........
She's absolutely right. I've also noticed how extremely many sorts of energy drinks that you can find nowdays. Here in Sweden, there's a lot of kids that drinks it as if it was some kind of a soft drink!
"I don´t speak to my monkeys, my assistant does that" Ellen is so damn funny xD
even when your drunk you’ll have the energy to follow through with it 😂😂😂😂😂
"And it's 12% alcohol...Which is why I felt so drunk after I chugged one" Hahahahahaha
as an italian i can just cry!
be my mom!!!!! or aunt!!!! omg just be my family friend!!!!! lol ily ellen
oh my!!!! i would move! that's insaneee!
what a great way to advertise ellen!! :)
That just chill looks cool. And i would like to try that water stuff.
Its called water! It comes right away from the tap! Brilliant! ;D
Fruit smoothies are the best drinks for energy by far :)
I had a 5 hour energy the last time I traveled and it did give me allot of energy for about an hour so the energy part is true. However about an hour after drinking the shot I started feeling sleepy. Long story short It certainly didn't last for 5 hours.
You're absolutely right, these americans have nothing to complain about. Down here a gallon is $9.35.
(Picks up Joose can)"Now if your drunk and have a bad idea you have the energy to follow through with it" lol XD
"if you have a bad idea wen you are drunk, you will have the energy to follow through it" hahah y u o funny Ellen? :D
B12 is a key in normal and proper function of the brain and nervous system
After reading the just chill thing: "Number two: WAT?!" xD
watching this while i wait for my 5 hour energy to kick in.. and i wish i was joking
lol ...and also its a great mixer! hahaha. I love ellen.
I'm with you there a little on the commercial front, but I understand that she does these sometimes. The stuff for her giveaways has to come from somewhere. At the same time, she was advertising Vitamin Water Zero, which has 0 calories, and therefore 0 sugar. Although that is a good thing to look out for in other products, and to take into account with the original Vitamin Water. Then again, natural fruit juice has sugar. In the right balance it can be okay.
oh my gosh i was wtching kpops and now look, here i am xD lol
I've taken that five hour drink before. It works. Even gave me nightmares that night. -.-
$5 a gallon! that's equivalent to $1.32 a liter... I would be so happy to pay for it at that price. Here in Australia at the moment we pay $1.50 a liter, big difference when you have a 70 liter tank to fill...
Amen!!
What happened to the good 'ol days with the hiighherrrfgfgfff *zzzz* LMFAOOO!!!
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Good night All,
Stuck on Ellen. It's 4 am
Ugh I have church at 9 today and its 4:30 in the morning ELLEN !!!!!
Ugh, this whole time the monologue was a commercial? COME ON ELLEN.
I bet half the people who cheered for the water speech at end, drink the most!
haha "so now if you have a really bad idea when you're drunk you'll have the energy to follow through with it."
2:09... drank juice once, felt like i was gonna have a heart attack. Drink slowly my friends. LOL
"Because hey, if your heart's gonna explode, your liver should be on it too" hahaha Ellen's too funny!!
Ellen just shown us a commercial! XD
My personal favourite is Redline. And whatever happened to the green tea Vitamin Water? That was the best.
"8333% !! that'll last you till twenty thirtiiseven or somink.....you'll never need B12 again in your life!!" legend
tilt is so good lmao hahah
I totally spit out the milk I was drinking when she said "I don't talk to monkeys!" LOL!
You are soooo lucky !!! :D
Ellen, expert nutritionist.
a nap should be for no longer than twenty minutes before your body sinks from a light sleep into a deeper sleep
OMG!! water!! what an amazing idea!!! Totally trying that one! Thanks Ellen! lol she's the best
Yeah, and i have another one. Let's watch Ellen's videos on youtube all night long =)
technically ellen and her writers as well :)
She actually reminds me of my english teacher that I have right now. My english teacher actually is also a lesbian with a short pixie hair cut. I kid you not, same voice, same mannerisms, same everything.
yeaaa!! who needs energy drinks when theres cocaine!!
So now if you have a really bad idea when your drunk you have the energy to follow through with it....hahahaha my sides were aching after this monolouge
'So now when you're drunk and you have a stupid idea, you'll have the energy to go to through with it!' I died at that part!
hahaha "now when i was a kid, that meant poison"
Izzy L You say the in person to because I’m actually being nice because they’re saying things like oh we’re doing is wrong or being mean to the fans that was the point if you wanna be nice to somebody yeah to be cool be cool and be nice as you being nice to people like that I know about people and I hope they feel inside guys from I know we’re going through in the vines that they can’t leave their minds but I can’t read as you know I am actually I’m gonna say no because the part out I will say that how I feel and say that It was the migraine who is Ponyo in and sickness in your stomach or the environment for the powers not this sickness at all just the mind going does my stomach is sick oh way just come watch by is Barbie lately my stomach that is all red I’m hoping I got it we’re excited to have a talk with my art my W-2 my hours
Oh Ellen, I`ve never had an energy drink, but I drink 4 litres of water a day. lol, loved the segment though
I rather like vitamin water zero however it has a lot less sugar than soda or juice which is all natural from Stevia extract. also most contain a high level of vitamin C and it really has boosted my immune system because I've been remarkably heathy even in flu season.
I knew she was gonna say water...
lolol just drink WATER!!! xD
Here's a natural energy booster. Eat healthy and sleep at a reasonable time.
It´s not about what you know, It´s what you get paid for
I drink monster, redbull, rockstar, and amp!!!! Heheh!
thats what i do especially at my desk at work
Ikr. Those who live close to the border buy gas in Germany where it's "only" $7.91. I guess that's still quite expensive, but that's cheap to us.
ellen i have to do homework...tomorrows school and its 11:00pm
'This is Water'.... Oooohhhh...
Ok, going to close RUclips now...must...move the cursor...to the...x in the corner...must...
I CAN'T DO IT! SOMEONE SAVE ME!
i almost didn't have enough money for my chewin' tabbaka- hehe...
you didnt hear it from me but its a great mixer.. gonna try that.. now off to buy vitamin water..
I love you Ellen u amaze me
Water... damn never thought of that
she was sponsored for the last one
water!
It was a joke about red bull and vodka when he went drinking with some gay friends. He said "that's all I need is lowered inhibitions and be up for anything". It was about 6-8 years ago so...
vitamins water is gooooooooood !!
i have been doing nothing but water for that last 10 years except big huge events, like new year =]
i watched at X2 speed
IT HER!!!!!!! O.o
I had to rewatch the video to remember why I made this comment lol... I thought it was funny because of her sarcasm and the silly way she yells "whaaaat??" haha :)
I've done it and got a headache but otherwise I was fine and awake.
Don't energy drink health warnings usually say not to consume with alcohol? Why would they ADD the alcohol in the drink?
"What happened to the good old day when akjdhajkghlag" Hahaha! Loved that xD
This is water, and it's great it comes right out of the tap!
Ellen is so amazing