[SFM] Barney's message to the liberal HECU

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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024

Комментарии • 67

  • @Jofoyo
    @Jofoyo 4 месяца назад +511

    Meanwhile the marines:
    👁️👄👁️

  • @ThatGuyMj
    @ThatGuyMj 4 месяца назад +345

    "about that beer i owed ya"

  • @Mr2010forgeben
    @Mr2010forgeben 4 месяца назад +252

    "You're telling me he still has ALL of his weapons!?"
    "Well sir. He told us to spank him."

    • @seanocso3315
      @seanocso3315 3 месяца назад

      "Well, i'm sure the teams at Yard A, B, C and Oh.. any other marine this LITTLE PRICK has come across. Are real RELIEVED to hear that."

  • @dr.gunpointer5596
    @dr.gunpointer5596 4 месяца назад +120

    I think Barney had a little too much of the beer he owed Gordon.

  • @cozz124
    @cozz124 4 месяца назад +121

    "like hurt me but make me feel safe type of spank me" that is so real though

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard 4 месяца назад

      That's just all BDSM/rough sex.
      Most.

  • @Viktor19852
    @Viktor19852 4 месяца назад +408

    i know that Barney would be a Ronald Reagan voter

    • @danielnguyen3787
      @danielnguyen3787 4 месяца назад +52

      Probably. No wait, was that the same Reagan who proposed the gun laws before becoming president?

    • @warweasel2832
      @warweasel2832 4 месяца назад +27

      Barney is too young to have voted for reagan. About 25 in 1998. He probably voted for HW in 92 though and was really mad that Clinton won.

    • @TopSecretName
      @TopSecretName 4 месяца назад +28

      Everyone and their mother was a Reagan voter; the dude won 49 out of 50 states lmao

    • @gabevietor3685
      @gabevietor3685 4 месяца назад +1

      @@TopSecretName Was going to say the same.

    • @jjhester6586
      @jjhester6586 4 месяца назад +5

      Trickle down cascade

  • @captainhydrodus4616
    @captainhydrodus4616 4 месяца назад +198

    I mean if I had an MP5 I'd say the same thing since H&K hard to get in the states.

    • @warweasel2832
      @warweasel2832 4 месяца назад +4

      Not since 2019. The SP5 is everywhere.

    • @AzureRoseMarshal
      @AzureRoseMarshal 4 месяца назад +15

      @@warweasel2832not with a fun switch ever since the 80s

    • @warweasel2832
      @warweasel2832 4 месяца назад +6

      @@AzureRoseMarshal Sounds like a quitter mentality. Have some ingenuity and handiness, man!

    • @stonemanofgardnerville1162
      @stonemanofgardnerville1162 4 месяца назад

      Nah...i like H&K but they do be gay about importing their very famous and very effective weapons to America unmolested....but yeah the sp5 is a pretty good substitute
      Like wacking off to a pornstar that looks like your crush​@@warweasel2832

  • @tpd1864blake
    @tpd1864blake 4 месяца назад +63

    So you’re telling me the guy who made this weird little video is the same guy who made the BMCE chapter overhauls, improved choreography, weapon animations, the captions mod, and half the other decent mods on the workshop?

  • @Catastrphic
    @Catastrphic 4 месяца назад +20

    barney is the type of person to conceal carry, then gordons the one to shoot guns with barney but never own one because of the price.

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard 4 месяца назад

      Depends if you consider Freeman's Mind canon (you should)

  • @Barney_Calhoun.
    @Barney_Calhoun. 4 месяца назад +30

    Well... I'll be damned.

  • @astridisaacs8129
    @astridisaacs8129 4 месяца назад +58

    hot

  • @glimpseofgood2464
    @glimpseofgood2464 4 месяца назад +16

    why calhoun is the best character:

  • @tempusimperious5962
    @tempusimperious5962 4 месяца назад +4

    He knows what he wants

  • @TJLeBozo
    @TJLeBozo 2 месяца назад +1

    “Many X-Rays came out of nowhere so we just had to jam him in there quickly”
    “So you’re telling me.. he still.. has *All* .. his weapo-🤯”

  • @jirkamares3256
    @jirkamares3256 4 месяца назад +5

    this is my headcannon now

  • @bizmasterTheSlav
    @bizmasterTheSlav 4 месяца назад +3

    Barney got a lil too excited

  • @zye.
    @zye. 4 месяца назад +7

    the C in HECU stands for Clinton

  • @SomeMercenary228
    @SomeMercenary228 4 месяца назад +4

    about that mp5 i owed ya

  • @zussman_
    @zussman_ 4 месяца назад +5

    We need more people like him

  • @Richard-iv3ii
    @Richard-iv3ii 4 месяца назад +12

    Goated game. Waiting for xen.

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 4 месяца назад

      Can’t tell if this is a joke or not, but Xen is already out.

    • @TimI94
      @TimI94 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Dr.Oofers he's talking about black mesa blue shift on black mesa's steam workshop

  • @froobleton
    @froobleton 4 месяца назад +21

    This seems a little too suspiciously gay.

    • @stibbo
      @stibbo 4 месяца назад +14

      Free country brother

    • @Noxx55
      @Noxx55 4 месяца назад +6

      *McBain voice* That's ze joke.

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 4 месяца назад +1

      no clue what you're talking about. this is just a red-blooded American expressing his God-given right to bear arms, -and how he wants to be held by 'bear' arms-

  • @timmy6890
    @timmy6890 3 месяца назад

    “About that Crayon I owed ya.”

  • @Crapartstudio
    @Crapartstudio 4 месяца назад

    Love how he sounds like ellis

  • @jacobhoughton9455
    @jacobhoughton9455 4 месяца назад +1

    I bet Kevin Sisk would record this for you lmao

  • @KermitTheGangsta58
    @KermitTheGangsta58 4 месяца назад

    Barney would follow buddy brown

  • @da_copreee9929
    @da_copreee9929 4 месяца назад

    Closeted redder

  • @arielmalsireal5453
    @arielmalsireal5453 4 месяца назад +1

    Wow Didn't Notice While I Play Half Life That Has Liberals and Republicans 🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨

  • @Falkriim
    @Falkriim 4 месяца назад

    HECU is down

  • @Steve_2009_MD
    @Steve_2009_MD 4 месяца назад

    Why does he sound like Ellis from l4d2

  • @cadorez
    @cadorez 3 месяца назад

    me and who

  • @mega-chad8809
    @mega-chad8809 4 месяца назад +1

    Wtf

  • @АндрогинЙао
    @АндрогинЙао 4 месяца назад +2

    I don't think HECU Marines are soft weak and girly lol