Teo plays The Long Drive with Pata

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

Комментарии • 142

  • @choom6360
    @choom6360 3 года назад +53

    Dude I live for Pata's laugh. 😂 it's such a contagious and recognizable laugh. I'm always so stoked to see him in a video! Pata if you see this, love you dude!

    • @tan.tan10
      @tan.tan10 3 года назад +1

      Same. I always laugh everytime he laughs. It's beautiful 😂😂

  • @Xinyal
    @Xinyal 3 года назад +257

    You can tell that Teo doesn't have his drivers license

    • @elijahproto
      @elijahproto 3 года назад +23

      Like he doesn't even know what a speedometer is.

    • @teejyy
      @teejyy 3 года назад +20

      Temp Gauge: very very in the red
      Teo: "WHY SMOKE"

    • @demoncore4467
      @demoncore4467 3 года назад +2

      Nice thing about Europe tho, most of the city structures makes life easy to not have it

  • @ronnieruble7298
    @ronnieruble7298 3 года назад +182

    Teo was expecting a normal game and I can't blame him what he got was the streamer game of streamer games

    • @xano3189
      @xano3189 3 года назад +3

      What’s a streamer game

    • @skwidthecrayfsh34
      @skwidthecrayfsh34 3 года назад +29

      @@xano3189 it’s when the

    • @nuttyjonah2426
      @nuttyjonah2426 3 года назад +19

      @@skwidthecrayfsh34 exactly

    • @jcsc2001
      @jcsc2001 3 года назад +7

      @@skwidthecrayfsh34 it's just like when

    • @fow8780
      @fow8780 3 года назад +7

      @@skwidthecrayfsh34 don’t you mean that it’s a

  • @BossSauce_47
    @BossSauce_47 3 года назад +62

    I really wish Teo and Pata would do a late night drive podcast where they just tell stories while they try to stay on the road in this game.

  • @gageT.
    @gageT. 3 года назад +49

    There’s a regular brake in the controls, but teo just hits the hand brake every time.

  • @Protocycle
    @Protocycle 3 года назад +21

    god, the way teo went off the road while eating or searching for pata made me so anxious... and then he actually crashed while knowing there was a rock right there XD

  • @ScriptedLinks
    @ScriptedLinks 3 года назад +62

    alright this is probably the most painful video i've ever watched.

    • @ScriptedLinks
      @ScriptedLinks 3 года назад +12

      @Victor Valrak i'm actually a little under you lmfao i'm 25 minutes in but holy shit after they couldn't find where the gas tank was i was dying inside

    • @gigabrad4570
      @gigabrad4570 3 года назад +4

      teo is such a fucking idiot sometimes its unbelievable lol. I bRoKe BaReLl

  • @TheWolfLuke
    @TheWolfLuke 3 года назад +17

    Teo and Pata just become toddlers when they are around a car lmao

  • @User27111
    @User27111 3 года назад +14

    I don’t think I have ever laughed harder at a car before

  • @Isaac-pm6gm
    @Isaac-pm6gm 3 года назад +23

    Pata: this game is unplayable I’m not having they greatest time
    Teo: anyways let’s keep playing the game cause I don’t care

  • @Mryodamiles
    @Mryodamiles 3 года назад +9

    13:53 You know it’s gonna be absolutely chaos when Teo has to drive in game...

  • @bigslimmy
    @bigslimmy 3 года назад +23

    I think Teo was thinking of the game Jalopy in the beginning.

  • @marcfoxall6569
    @marcfoxall6569 3 года назад +34

    As a mechanic this hurt to watch but in a good way?😂

  • @miantava
    @miantava 3 года назад +6

    Teo's car could be on fire and he wouldn't even notice

  • @ScriptedLinks
    @ScriptedLinks 3 года назад +31

    I would never let these two near my car lol

  • @tripod1532
    @tripod1532 3 года назад +2

    Definitely one of my favorite vods

  • @pedrothegamer22
    @pedrothegamer22 3 года назад +7

    I am laughing so hard at this my god its hilarious great video

  • @niepowaznyczlowiek
    @niepowaznyczlowiek 3 года назад +19

    I have constipation, and my assignment file corrupted time to fail a class

  • @chokoon21
    @chokoon21 3 года назад +35

    this is gonna be good

  • @eon5323
    @eon5323 3 года назад +11

    I just realized in the sub notification, Alex doesn't spell TEO.... she says "T to the O to the E"
    TOE lol

    • @PolrisTired
      @PolrisTired 3 года назад

      Yeah that's why he has it as a sub notif lol

  • @UnboxCentral
    @UnboxCentral 3 года назад +1

    "do you see a lot of smoke?" *car literally overheating*

  • @momouwu1937
    @momouwu1937 3 года назад +4

    I looked up the education system of Sweden and I was surprised at how supportive and encouraging the government is for students to stay in school. Students above the age of 16 receive a stipend and laptops are provided to students for free (either given or lend). The state also supplies free study materials as well as caters for free school meals. Most importantly, education is F R E E. That's great.

    • @Rikhardi
      @Rikhardi 3 года назад +1

      Scandinavian countries have the best education systems

    • @LightlySalted26
      @LightlySalted26 3 года назад

      As far as I know schools in the US get a certain amount of money for each student that attends allowing them to provide for the students, but a ton of schools just misuse the funds. It really sucks because in some areas students get laptops and don’t have to pay for any supplies or extra curricular activities, but in others students are forced to pay for everything.

    • @parko9880
      @parko9880 3 года назад

      Bruh, "school is free in Sweden". We literally get money from studying, I'm surprised not everyone does this.

  • @lucastorebrand
    @lucastorebrand 3 года назад +1

    19:33 - just a doll and a turd on the floor

  • @nootnoottimetoscoot
    @nootnoottimetoscoot 3 года назад +2

    loving the vods :D

  • @1jdkeating
    @1jdkeating 3 года назад +12

    *drops from ceiling* Hello there!

  • @BossSauce_47
    @BossSauce_47 3 года назад

    Anybody else gets terrified by that random creepy tree for a second when Teo swerved at 13:54 ? (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)

  • @sjors4230
    @sjors4230 3 года назад +2

    Dude, that rock channel is fucking fire. Love those two rock songs they played.

  • @yourdailydoseofomid3026
    @yourdailydoseofomid3026 3 года назад +30

    I remember when Jerma played this, i presume this will be just as funny.

    • @narwhalguy3829
      @narwhalguy3829 3 года назад +4

      I still go back to watch him do the stupid facecam joke

  • @Mgoblagulkablong
    @Mgoblagulkablong 3 года назад +3

    Video just started, I am reading comments, they start laughing, I scroll up to see what's going on: 0:50

  • @momouwu1937
    @momouwu1937 3 года назад +16

    we love horribly made amateur games. the glitches and features are funny

  • @1charlie126
    @1charlie126 3 года назад +1

    I love how abrupt the ending was 😂😂

  • @tonez595
    @tonez595 2 года назад

    Watching teo try & fail to fill the gas & water canisters made me go crazy

  • @regionalnatalie4025
    @regionalnatalie4025 3 года назад +3

    Oh yeah some more great content, gonna spend an hour and 25 watching this video, keep up the amazing content Teo!

  • @TripOnSpot
    @TripOnSpot 3 года назад +2

    The music at 35 mins goes hard

  • @Loggydog
    @Loggydog 3 года назад +1

    Pata's experience sounds the best😂😂

  • @johnthomason9980
    @johnthomason9980 3 года назад

    "We'll get some diesel- aaaannnd I'm drinking it."

  • @jwagsftw
    @jwagsftw 3 года назад

    The best part of this is whenever Teo finds a weapon (bb gun, sword) the first thing he does is try and kill Pata. Haha.

  • @arcadelights
    @arcadelights 3 года назад

    this is absolutely my new favorite game

  • @rastaoneeye
    @rastaoneeye 3 года назад +1

    Have the game been playing forever, you also need to put the ammo in inventory and the gun is not broken, it’s a pump BB gun. Great upload and venture thank you Teo.you can also polish your car at the start of each ride take a spong and rub the car, and listen to the radio at night, I’m not going to say what station, but one of them starts a cool lil event.

  • @elijahproto
    @elijahproto 3 года назад

    53:06 why i don't eat and drive lmao

  • @ironranger6602
    @ironranger6602 3 года назад +36

    Day 12 of asking Tep to make an Unrailed part 2.

    • @Korrva
      @Korrva 3 года назад +6

      tep

    • @panmants
      @panmants 3 года назад +3

      @@Korrva tep

    • @kanye8260
      @kanye8260 3 года назад +12

      ur starting to remind me of that guy who spammed teo n friends to play astroneer

    • @diamondninja4938
      @diamondninja4938 3 года назад

      yeeeeesssss

    • @kingfrost1763
      @kingfrost1763 3 года назад +1

      @@kanye8260 except this lad is doing it in a way more appropriate way

  • @ethanjones3798
    @ethanjones3798 3 года назад

    Omg I heard teo talk about the long dark at the beginning of the video... TEO PLEASE PLAY THE LONG DARK. it's one of my favorite open world story games of all time. 10/10 would recommend.

  • @dogwater1761
    @dogwater1761 3 года назад

    He had the emergency brake on for so long

  • @aizat6103
    @aizat6103 3 года назад

    Damn, thought he'll start with "Ello my legends"

  • @reubenbrown2597
    @reubenbrown2597 3 года назад +1

    I think “play” is generous

  • @thebansheesheriff9029
    @thebansheesheriff9029 3 года назад

    "B for gas" LMAO

  • @mr-shadi
    @mr-shadi 3 года назад +2

    dis one my favorite games and its so sad that he cant reload a gun its the easiest thing

  • @izmeh865
    @izmeh865 3 года назад +1

    have neither of them seen a car????

  • @Lucky-oi8sf
    @Lucky-oi8sf 3 года назад

    The actual driving part starts at 12:57. 😂

  • @willowcanttype
    @willowcanttype 3 года назад

    I'm in a car eating nuggets too 😂😂

  • @madiward7023
    @madiward7023 3 года назад

    i keep forgetting as an American that Europeans drive on the left side of the road lmao

    • @okandokandsson2078
      @okandokandsson2078 3 года назад

      No, we don't haha. In Sweden and a lot of other countries we drive on the right side

  • @havemercy3645
    @havemercy3645 3 года назад

    Great way to start the morning

  • @whistler9788
    @whistler9788 3 года назад +2

    Why didn’t they just put the second wheel in the back 😂😂

  • @A-Rather-Dubious-Character
    @A-Rather-Dubious-Character 3 года назад

    Once you get on that road it's almost relaxing... Almost.

  • @adrienbihan9767
    @adrienbihan9767 3 года назад

    it ended the best way possible

  • @cptxball8023
    @cptxball8023 3 года назад +2

    53:05

  • @montexd
    @montexd 3 года назад

    This was funny af to watch

  • @michael.l9637
    @michael.l9637 3 года назад

    The game is broken but somehow really found it nice to chill and listen to stories would love to see part 2

  • @stevenspetlion7907
    @stevenspetlion7907 3 года назад +9

    1 minute ago is impressive

    • @fredrik5832
      @fredrik5832 3 года назад

      Not really just a coincidence

  • @W3bd0g
    @W3bd0g 3 года назад

    I loved this

  • @QualityPoptarts
    @QualityPoptarts 3 года назад +2

    this is mildly aggravating lmao

    • @IAmSofaCouch
      @IAmSofaCouch 3 года назад +1

      He doesn't pay attention at all or even know what's going on. It's like watching a old person okay video games😅

    • @QualityPoptarts
      @QualityPoptarts 3 года назад

      @@IAmSofaCouch any time Teo reached for a chicken nugget I had to brace myself because it was either gonna end in them hitting something or veering off the road and hitting something lmao

  • @NottherealLucifer
    @NottherealLucifer 3 года назад

    That commenter, Jesus. The point of Teo's story wasn't that he shouldn't have ever gotten in trouble for jumping the turnstiles, it was that at THAT time he wondered why the hell cops were using manpower to bust people skipping out on buying tickets. To be fair, he was right. Yeah, he should have paid for the ticket, but there are countless crimes being committed every second of every day. Cops have way too many responsibilities that frankly they're not the right fit for. Security guards would have served the same purpose and they wouldn't have had a bunch of state power to to throw around, and they could have been doing something much more beneficial to society at large.

  • @puchupuchu1243
    @puchupuchu1243 3 года назад

    please teo. play more glitchy games like this with pata

  • @ohboidave4478
    @ohboidave4478 3 года назад

    i cant tell if teo absolutely hates this game or not but i hope he dose more of it cuz it was really fun to watch and there's a lot he mist out on

  • @blackjack4195
    @blackjack4195 3 года назад

    18:06 i spot with my little eye an abominaton

  • @danfawks7164
    @danfawks7164 2 года назад

    How did he managed to crash in the desert?

  • @lennyn413
    @lennyn413 3 года назад

    Road to Gramby's house but better

  • @diamondninja4938
    @diamondninja4938 3 года назад +1

    lmao this game is multiplayer now?

  • @muthurajmuthaiah8260
    @muthurajmuthaiah8260 3 года назад

    Teo when are you going to play contradiction

  • @jdescoto981
    @jdescoto981 3 года назад +3

    Watching Teo try to learn the controls the whole game just gave me a really bad headache. Idk why

  • @ninopollock9271
    @ninopollock9271 3 года назад

    Teo i would love to see you play don't starve with friends

  • @muthurajmuthaiah8260
    @muthurajmuthaiah8260 3 года назад

    I am waiting for it

  • @michaelleblanc8474
    @michaelleblanc8474 3 года назад

    Great content

  • @adamelafifi6566
    @adamelafifi6566 3 года назад

    Yep please play more unrailed !!

  • @originalcheezecake
    @originalcheezecake 3 года назад +4

    ey 1 minute gangg

  • @GhostofCam
    @GhostofCam 3 года назад

    Can this get animated? 🤣

  • @raefekelley6593
    @raefekelley6593 3 года назад

    Ha, just after 53:00

  • @justinavila621
    @justinavila621 3 года назад

    This game was not optimized for coop

  • @tacitus1401
    @tacitus1401 3 года назад

    wish i got fuckin paid for studying

  • @stefansjogren9110
    @stefansjogren9110 3 года назад

    Its overheating 😅😅😅

  • @samtexsemtex6998
    @samtexsemtex6998 3 года назад

    Whole time i was thinking y tf ur driving on the left. Im american

  • @lifek2161
    @lifek2161 3 года назад +6

    As I played this game when it came out and I got the controls in like 5 m and watching you trying to figure it out gives me AIDS (The gun works BDW just letting you know)

    • @MrSchipke
      @MrSchipke 3 года назад +2

      never seen the game before but i got fkin cancer from watching him trying to figure out a bloody airrifle

  • @EclipsaPlayz
    @EclipsaPlayz 3 года назад +1

    Yo

  • @michaelevans4265
    @michaelevans4265 3 года назад

    Basic knowledge needs and uses here in this game and Teo has neither of these skills nor patience for it lol

  • @RRandomGGuy
    @RRandomGGuy 3 года назад

    Contradiction With Pata Please

    • @RRandomGGuy
      @RRandomGGuy 3 года назад

      Probably With Alex In Another Game

  • @roscorosco4396
    @roscorosco4396 3 года назад

    20 reasons why Teo shouldn't drive

  • @zqasadioz
    @zqasadioz 3 года назад +1

    Ayyyeeee

  • @Korrva
    @Korrva 3 года назад +1

    ayooo 1 minute gang

  • @owneddread
    @owneddread 3 года назад +1

    woo

  • @gmali145
    @gmali145 3 года назад +1

    YOLO

  • @eldon7752
    @eldon7752 3 года назад

    Sheeeeeeesh

  • @patrickkaiser2609
    @patrickkaiser2609 3 года назад

    Fucking blue danube playing in the background all the time

  • @blakee1000
    @blakee1000 3 года назад

    ha!

  • @Goya7771
    @Goya7771 3 года назад

    ÉN MAGYAR VAGYOK

  • @pandorasnow
    @pandorasnow 3 года назад

    this was hard to watch, teo knows nothing about cars lol

  • @69minutes
    @69minutes 3 года назад

    You know teo has been americanized by his usa audience because he says miles instead of kilometers

    • @Kila-Innova
      @Kila-Innova 3 года назад +1

      He lives in the UK, we use miles here.

    • @Kila-Innova
      @Kila-Innova 3 года назад

      @@branimirgacina4 Swear he moved to England quite some time ago, unless he moved back?

    • @Kila-Innova
      @Kila-Innova 3 года назад

      Assuming he has moved he had lived in an English speaking country then that uses miles then ha

  • @maximodeangelis6193
    @maximodeangelis6193 3 года назад +1

    Eeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy

  • @havemercy3645
    @havemercy3645 3 года назад

    Wtf is this game :D

  • @bananaboy6674
    @bananaboy6674 3 года назад

    P

  • @sparks418
    @sparks418 3 года назад

    I was 17 in NY drunk and high at 4am the trains would come by once every 45 minutes at that time and I had plenty of money but was too slow with refiling my metro card and so jumped the turn stall as I run up the stairs I hear "hey stop" and my dumb ass stops and I get fined $100 I didn't want to make my mom worry so I paid it in secret and later find out I more than likely would have gotten out of paying it completely but I was guaranteed to get $50 off for being under the influence of a substances after that day I never jumped a stall and if a door was wide open I would pay instead just out of fear of paying $100 for a $2.50 ride