Puyo Puyo Tetris: Rated E10 for Everyone

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  • Опубликовано: 26 апр 2017
  • Dark Mage and Master Wordsmith Schezo Wegey is a very misunderstood fellow. Chapter 9 is implied stranger dangers from start to finish.
    / sixfortyfive
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  • @Leonidash15
    @Leonidash15 7 лет назад +4818

    Schezo's Sexual Frustated Adventure

  • @GIRru11
    @GIRru11 2 года назад +1549

    Schezo is basically a harem anime protagonist, but instead of getting into weird and wild situations, he just says stuff that would get him arrested with everyone giving a realistic reaction

    • @lonelywolf5659
      @lonelywolf5659 11 месяцев назад +57

      He more of a sojo protagonist.

    • @Starslayer777
      @Starslayer777 9 месяцев назад +16

      So an Isekai protagonist

  • @syndere6755
    @syndere6755 6 лет назад +3727

    >Be Schezo in forest
    >Hears someone call "creeper"
    >Hates being called a creeper
    >Goes to check it out anyway

    • @llSuperSnivyll
      @llSuperSnivyll 4 года назад +175

      Well, it was Arle who screamed the word, so maybe he assumed she was making fun of him?

    • @randomjustrandom4403
      @randomjustrandom4403 3 года назад +76

      “Explodes”

    • @halcyonn8896
      @halcyonn8896 3 года назад +208

      >Be scherzo in the forest
      >Hears someone call creeper
      >Aww man

    • @awesomebeast5799
      @awesomebeast5799 3 года назад +44

      @@halcyonn8896 Hey! Who are you calling Creeper Aww man?

    • @ghaniKSW2
      @ghaniKSW2 3 года назад +9

      Does he realise the stuff he's saying?

  • @hoennest
    @hoennest 6 лет назад +1774

    This guy can only speak Innuendonese-

    • @ssip7339
      @ssip7339 5 лет назад +33

      Lmao True

    • @deniseslade5840
      @deniseslade5840 4 года назад +24

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

    • @requiemforpsyche
      @requiemforpsyche 3 года назад +2

      Yes.

    • @nyarlathotep9622
      @nyarlathotep9622 3 года назад +13

      XD new language to learn, Thanks

    • @dr.rodabthicc
      @dr.rodabthicc 3 года назад +30

      He can speak plain understandable non dirty joke English if he tries hard enough but it's more fun when he doesn't.

  • @viciousviridian6761
    @viciousviridian6761 7 лет назад +7898

    The programmers/translators were probably laughing their asses off.

    • @a.u.7712
      @a.u.7712 5 лет назад +329

      I know I was when watching this.

    • @GemTendo64
      @GemTendo64 4 года назад +671

      Imagine the voice actors

    • @windupmachine
      @windupmachine 4 года назад +279

      glazes over lines) not this shit again

    • @LaskyLabs
      @LaskyLabs 4 года назад +386

      The JP writers and VA must have had a good time too, because there he isn't called a creeper, but a pervert. It's wonderful.

    • @enchilada7765
      @enchilada7765 4 года назад +194

      @@LaskyLabs but didn't Schezo's wish was to don't get called "pervert" so they started calling him "creep"

  • @nicolascisnero5452
    @nicolascisnero5452 7 лет назад +4493

    Here lies Schezo
    He never scored.

    • @XellosNi
      @XellosNi 7 лет назад +181

      Even in the dark.

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 7 лет назад +164

      Here lies Schezo.
      He only wanted Arle

    • @starstudy8752
      @starstudy8752 7 лет назад +45

      WOW! I got your reference. Beavis and Butthead, right?

    • @FlowerSunAndRainEnjoyer
      @FlowerSunAndRainEnjoyer 7 лет назад +121

      He never scored. Even when he wielded a sword like his.

    • @wliz6961
      @wliz6961 7 лет назад +74

      he tried his hardest

  • @NEETKitten
    @NEETKitten 6 лет назад +1618

    Schezo is a master of the "putting your foot in the mouth" school of conversation, with a heavy focus on the "digging yourself deeper" style.

    • @GoodlyData86596
      @GoodlyData86596 Год назад +1

      With how hard he fumbles his words in this game, it’s safe to say that he deepthroats the whole damn leg rather than simply putting his foot in his mouth

    • @SuB-mt6nv
      @SuB-mt6nv Год назад +11

      i am defintely stealing this line this is amazing😂

    • @valodia1
      @valodia1 11 месяцев назад +22

      The thing is he doesn't even know that he is doing it.

    • @savybeanie
      @savybeanie 11 месяцев назад +14

      At this point I think he likes going deeper.

    • @majesticchocolaterabbit4918
      @majesticchocolaterabbit4918 10 месяцев назад +3

      Hey! Stop making him go deeper. He 'a sensitive.

  • @kylelangdon6724
    @kylelangdon6724 3 года назад +726

    Sig normally: -_-
    Sig talking to Amitie: -_-
    Amitie: I've never seen him so scared.

    • @gbyoshi14
      @gbyoshi14 3 года назад +35

      XD that’s so true tho

  • @soulofemerald3988
    @soulofemerald3988 7 лет назад +4447

    4:29
    "Are you a violent person?"
    *Pulls out sword*
    "Of course not!"

  • @rez774
    @rez774 7 лет назад +2074

    "I just want to examine him all over!"
    "Ah, okay."
    "Wait, WHAT?!"
    My sides

  • @Lobotobro
    @Lobotobro 4 года назад +760

    6:33 The delivery on "You're a bad man!" is one of the best I've heard in my whole life

    • @luvbyrdie
      @luvbyrdie 3 года назад +30

      Ikr xD

    • @gbyoshi14
      @gbyoshi14 3 года назад +40

      It’s so perfect it cannot be replicated (I mean, except by her actress lol)

    • @kkkkuma481
      @kkkkuma481 2 года назад +40

      You're a Batman!! >:(((

    • @finalfantasy84208
      @finalfantasy84208 11 месяцев назад +5

      Christine Marie Cabanos kicked ass with Amitie

    • @TJF588
      @TJF588 11 месяцев назад +3

      "Stay away from the summoner!"

  • @shulkthesmileyboi
    @shulkthesmileyboi 6 лет назад +537

    "I'll be really gentle with him. I promise."
    *He's not even **_trying_** to dumb it down. What a champ.*

    • @themphantom9138
      @themphantom9138 3 года назад +42

      HE DOESN'T EVEN REALISE WHAT IT MAMES EVERYONE THINK! DOES HE EVEN KNOW!?

  • @stonexl
    @stonexl 7 лет назад +3955

    "I'll help you wrestle that book cover to cover!"
    "...and under the covers, too!"
    This guy is amazing.

    • @llSuperSnivyll
      @llSuperSnivyll 7 лет назад +311

      You know, it's no wonder Lemres mistook him for gay in 15th Anniversary.

    • @S0LISTARA
      @S0LISTARA 7 лет назад +54

      StoneXL And Rulue in SUN.

    • @qliz
      @qliz 7 лет назад +63

      What the fuck

    • @subata45
      @subata45 7 лет назад +178

      Everything Schezo says can very easily be accompanied by a lenny face.
      just...
      "Insert whatever you like!"(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ReitheOffbeatOtaku
      @ReitheOffbeatOtaku 7 лет назад +153

      Or
      "I'd never rub you the wrong way!" (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @LucasHpm
    @LucasHpm 7 лет назад +3529

    Now, THIS is what I call quality fucking dialogue.

    • @underscore319
      @underscore319 7 лет назад +287

      「 Lucashpm 」 Quality _fucking_ dialogue indeed.

    • @NimonoSolenze
      @NimonoSolenze 7 лет назад +123

      hell yes. i was looking forward to how they would localize schezo, and I was EVEN MORE PLEASED THAN EXPECTED. More than makes up for Dark Prince

    • @alunbuss7877
      @alunbuss7877 7 лет назад +23

      Did you know that Dark Prince's affection for Arle was part of his character from the very start? Did you know WHY he's after her?

    • @alunbuss7877
      @alunbuss7877 7 лет назад +18

      Stardust Charthalos Not that she stole him, but that Carbuncle chose her. But yes, the Dark Prince was going to give Carbuncle to his true love.

    • @Sneedboy
      @Sneedboy 7 лет назад +10

      Q U A L I T Y

  • @FluffyOfTheMoon
    @FluffyOfTheMoon 6 лет назад +502

    ''I ROCKED their world, Arle, and now it's your turn!"
    Dead.

  • @casperthefriendlypotato9046
    @casperthefriendlypotato9046 6 лет назад +479

    "The time has come for me to clear my reputation... by assaulting this young girl!"
    Schezo. Schezo no.

  • @samanthafoerstr8323
    @samanthafoerstr8323 7 лет назад +4399

    "He and I are definitely not sleeping together!" THIS GAME. I CAN'T.

    • @slimeinabox
      @slimeinabox 4 года назад +45

      WHERE IS IT!?

    • @DecotheDragon
      @DecotheDragon 4 года назад +102

      Slime in a Box 7:45

    • @slimeinabox
      @slimeinabox 4 года назад +74

      landon159753
      Thanks.
      Also I’m definitely sleeping with you

    • @DecotheDragon
      @DecotheDragon 4 года назад +27

      Slime in a Box :///-

    • @ghaniKSW2
      @ghaniKSW2 4 года назад +27

      I ship it

  • @llSuperSnivyll
    @llSuperSnivyll 7 лет назад +3126

    I still can't believe they actually toned Schezo's terrible wording *UP* instead of censoring it.
    Also, the Ocean Prince now has a rather... neutral-sounding voice.

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 7 лет назад +278

      That's sorta a good thing in a slight way, as he used to have that sort of wording before Japan finally had a rating system.

    • @DanieluYoshikoto
      @DanieluYoshikoto 7 лет назад +57

      Dolphin Smash. yeah... I got nothing. That's the only line I remember from the battles.

    • @djoshawott2850
      @djoshawott2850 7 лет назад +21

      DanieluYoshikoto Whale Charge

    • @AlexDimLight
      @AlexDimLight 7 лет назад +6

      Neat
      666 likes

    • @deadchannel4792
      @deadchannel4792 7 лет назад +214

      They censor Satan but give Schenzo's wording a boost. Trade-offs, if you will.

  • @heyomaio
    @heyomaio 6 лет назад +806

    Schezo the best man for pickup lines
    ....and Accidental innuendos

  • @Furugeru
    @Furugeru 3 года назад +125

    The real impurity was when dark prince said "rock scissors paper" instead of "rock paper scissors"

  • @Stemlyyy
    @Stemlyyy 7 лет назад +1600

    "I cant believe you actually came"
    "I told you I'll come for you!"
    ........Someone help

    • @llSuperSnivyll
      @llSuperSnivyll 7 лет назад +209

      Also, "HE ACTUALLY CAME WHEN I CALLED!" from Arle. Which elicits no similar response from Schezo for whatever reason.

    • @goatles9423
      @goatles9423 6 лет назад +39

      *Vinesauce(Vinny) laughs like a madman*

    • @mrgameandmusic
      @mrgameandmusic 6 лет назад +49

      BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE CLIMAX

    • @EatAnOctorok
      @EatAnOctorok 6 лет назад +9

      Wait, Vinny played the story mode?
      Time to watch

    • @imissmyfamily894
      @imissmyfamily894 5 лет назад +4

      mrgameandmusic *Bayonetta intensifies*

  • @ExiILe00
    @ExiILe00 7 лет назад +1960

    "I need an adult"

    • @Sixfortyfive
      @Sixfortyfive  7 лет назад +470

      I am an adult.

    • @TheZennock
      @TheZennock 7 лет назад +337

      I need a better adult.

    • @sonicboy678
      @sonicboy678 7 лет назад +157

      I just read that in Sig's voice.

    • @dorkzilla413
      @dorkzilla413 7 лет назад +71

      I need an adultier adult.

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 7 лет назад +48

      Zennock
      No, wait, I need TWO, TWO ADULTS!

  • @spin1407
    @spin1407 4 года назад +311

    "I prefer you to scream my name when we're together."
    *oh*

  • @AliceUmoh
    @AliceUmoh 6 лет назад +418

    You can bet the dubbing crew had a huge blast with Schezo.

    • @Jardrin
      @Jardrin 6 лет назад +40

      Cranberoo Schese's VA is the best thing in adventure mode. It most have been difficult to hold in their laughter.

    • @cherubibimon1875
      @cherubibimon1875 Год назад +10

      A *huge blast* indeed

  • @SuperML_
    @SuperML_ 7 лет назад +1492

    "Rock Scissors Paper"

    • @happiny4847
      @happiny4847 7 лет назад +252

      It hurts more than one would think.

    • @wilytw
      @wilytw 7 лет назад +13

      SuperML IKR but people who say rock paper scissors are THE WORST!

    • @numberonegod8403
      @numberonegod8403 7 лет назад +34

      The Wily Wimpod Papers rock scissors?

    • @doorway8967
      @doorway8967 7 лет назад +111

      The Wily Wimpod but Rock Paper Scissors rolls off the tongue so easily. It's just so natural.

    • @ANSKZ_
      @ANSKZ_ 7 лет назад +36

      This is gonna turn into a war on which order to say it in... isn't it...?

  • @royatoy5769
    @royatoy5769 7 лет назад +4958

    Schezo is a selling point of this game alone

    • @daz211
      @daz211 4 года назад +272

      If he's not on a watch list somewhere in that world, someone's not doing their job.

    • @ZBreezee-nb2rl
      @ZBreezee-nb2rl 4 года назад +56

      *H E J.* Who are you calling a creeper?!

    • @nicholasstraw9800
      @nicholasstraw9800 3 года назад +14

      Aw man

    • @danykilson4950
      @danykilson4950 3 года назад +67

      My friend legitimately bought this game because I showed him this, so yes, yes he si.

    • @thecontinent3240
      @thecontinent3240 3 года назад +21

      He’s the reason I bought the game last year

  • @Icesan4096
    @Icesan4096 6 лет назад +223

    Pre-Schezo: Rated E 10+
    Post-Schezo: Rated M

    • @netziguess3507
      @netziguess3507 3 года назад +10

      just to let you know the old schezo said the word sh-

    • @meowy609
      @meowy609 3 года назад +8

      @@netziguess3507 continue

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 4 года назад +198

    0:22 "I prefer you to scream my name when we're together."
    *concern*

    • @liamfunnyman6965
      @liamfunnyman6965 3 года назад +13

      Not sure whether to say it again...oh, what the heck.
      ...in bed.

    • @borisnetwork
      @borisnetwork 3 года назад +16

      *_slowly gets the phone and dials 911_*

    • @CosmicSponge2004
      @CosmicSponge2004 3 года назад +12

      Fun Fact:
      Arle is 16
      Schezo is 180!

    • @TheAdvertisement
      @TheAdvertisement 3 года назад +9

      @@CosmicSponge2004 MORE CONCERN

    • @mablepaynemp
      @mablepaynemp 2 года назад +4

      @@CosmicSponge2004 I'm sorry
      *WHAT.* (゚∀゚)

  • @CreeperGurlGaming
    @CreeperGurlGaming 7 лет назад +1759

    Schezo is the character that never got into Fire Emblem

    • @gtf234
      @gtf234 7 лет назад +92

      But he's from a dungeon crawler rpg series...

    • @TythenK
      @TythenK 4 года назад +84

      He did... just as Dedue.

    • @MC-bo6ql
      @MC-bo6ql 4 года назад +69

      Puyo Puyo X Fire Emblem???

    • @deniseslade5840
      @deniseslade5840 4 года назад +6

      @@MC-bo6ql you're under 13

    • @deniseslade5840
      @deniseslade5840 3 года назад +1

      @Pyro Flare No ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

  • @ShrekCena
    @ShrekCena 7 лет назад +2397

    "I WOULD _NEVER_ RUB YOU THE WRONG WAY!"

  • @goomy4046
    @goomy4046 6 лет назад +198

    "Are you a violent person?"
    "Of course not!"
    Raises sword

  • @robertlupa8273
    @robertlupa8273 4 года назад +109

    0:47 "You expect me to answer to "creeper" like it's no big deal?"
    Yeah, just respond with "aww man".

  • @puffyrobodog8888
    @puffyrobodog8888 7 лет назад +1526

    I prefer you to scream my name when we're together

  • @seacliff217
    @seacliff217 7 лет назад +2580

    wtf, the guy who voiced Schezo apparently does not have a page on wikipedia, probably meaning he hasn't done that many rolls so far in his carrier.
    This needs to change.

    • @unsungheroes8626
      @unsungheroes8626 7 лет назад +388

      Seacliff He needs more roles, he is amazing, lol

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod 7 лет назад +447

      Puyo Puyo is a very foreign game, though, in its concept. Normally, cutesy Japanese games NEVER have dubs, so it's rather difficult to come by any professional actors willing to do it, much less many that can actually pull off the tone.
      Christine was a guarantee since her voice is naturally adorable, but the majority of the cast are pretty new to the voice acting side of things. Amitie, Sig and Satan (alt) were among the highlights that copied their Japanese counterparts almost too well.

    • @AmbiambiSinistrous
      @AmbiambiSinistrous 6 лет назад +82

      He kind of reminds me of Dan Green, but a little lighter, quite nice

    • @bananya6020
      @bananya6020 5 лет назад

      he- he's a girl

    • @tengoku-hanabanashii3933
      @tengoku-hanabanashii3933 5 лет назад +90

      @@Medachod However, there are a few voices that are very well known,
      Satan: Xander Mobus
      Ex: Matt Mercer
      Lidelle and O: Erin Fitzgerald (I think she was both?)
      And some others (this is late but shh)

  • @PC2000
    @PC2000 4 года назад +43

    His complete obliviousness and confidence in virtually everything he says is what makes him so hilarious. Poor innocent boy.

  • @raine6813
    @raine6813 3 года назад +112

    the funny thing is that this is actually one of the more innocent entries in the puyo puyo franchise, in the earlier installments people literally called schezo a "pervert"

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 Год назад +36

      He* made a wish for people to stop calling him a pervert, they changed it to weirdo.

    • @dusaprukiyathan1613
      @dusaprukiyathan1613 11 месяцев назад +4

      I think "creeper" is worse than "pervert"

  • @antoninocannavacciuolo9888
    @antoninocannavacciuolo9888 7 лет назад +4547

    fun fact: "Schezo" is spelled similarly to the italian word "scherzo" which means "joke"
    *yeah.*

    • @superluigethan
      @superluigethan 7 лет назад +490

      •Halliho• Which is especially funny because his name apparently translates to "The gorgeous man who defiles the gods" according to ancient languages

    • @CuddlyTheMadElite
      @CuddlyTheMadElite 6 лет назад +177

      I always thought it a weird corruption of the word cheese. As in Schezo Wegey=Cheese Wedge

    • @purnya2
      @purnya2 6 лет назад +5

      non me ne sono neanche accorto.

    • @Vantlash56
      @Vantlash56 6 лет назад +8

      *_waaAAAAAAAAAAAA_*

    • @pandinus1377
      @pandinus1377 6 лет назад +41

      OctoYeet scherzo is better translated with "prank", but I get your point

  • @FrogMegadrive
    @FrogMegadrive 7 лет назад +2375

    "Are you a violent person ?"
    "of course not"
    schezo says that as he sticks his sword out

    • @starsong8579
      @starsong8579 7 лет назад +70

      Frog wizard While yelling.

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 7 лет назад +49

      Frog wizard Well to be fair he just had that sword for show. The last time he used that sword "properly" was in Puyo Puyo Sun where he blindly flails his sword around in a few cutscenes, and tries to bald Satan in the final battle cutscene

    • @random_person_i_guess
      @random_person_i_guess 4 года назад +30

      _STICKS_

    • @leelyaan
      @leelyaan 4 года назад +70

      _"sticks his sword out"_

    • @applyjuicetowhat
      @applyjuicetowhat 4 года назад +20

      Which sword?

  • @TARINunit9
    @TARINunit9 4 года назад +53

    I just realized how "done with this shit" Arle is. After all, she's canonically been dealing with this for ELEVEN STRAIGHT YEARS

    • @EpicFurbynerd76YO
      @EpicFurbynerd76YO 11 месяцев назад +1

      arle needs to stop going bayoen and get an assault rifle, it works better lmao

    • @darinlunderman8063
      @darinlunderman8063 3 месяца назад

      ​@@EpicFurbynerd76YO I dunno, it seems like Schezo would be the one to have an *assault* rifle, and how he would know not to rub it the wrong way.

    • @EpicFurbynerd76YO
      @EpicFurbynerd76YO 3 месяца назад

      @@darinlunderman8063 hahaha!

  • @yaboichase147
    @yaboichase147 4 года назад +62

    Schezo has had all his lines turned into innuendos so often he’s basically chuggaconroy at this point

  • @Erise
    @Erise 7 лет назад +3039

    "Please go away." - Sig 2017

    • @thatoneretconnedaccount8211
      @thatoneretconnedaccount8211 7 лет назад +166

      "go away." - Gladion 2016
      Is this an edgy catch phrase or?

    • @greenfiretornado
      @greenfiretornado 7 лет назад +158

      No because at least Sig had the courtesy to say please. He just sounds really sleepy if anything.

    • @goatles9423
      @goatles9423 6 лет назад +29

      Dairunt "Crowd-gone-wild cheer"

    • @sonicrunn3r895
      @sonicrunn3r895 6 лет назад +10

      Arii
      Technically, the game came out in Japan in 2014

    • @marcodragon4995
      @marcodragon4995 6 лет назад +32

      The poor boy just wants to catch bugs

  • @kirbyhuy3498
    @kirbyhuy3498 7 лет назад +2289

    Localization does Schezo's character justice

    • @llSuperSnivyll
      @llSuperSnivyll 7 лет назад +118

      Perhaps a little too much.

    • @kirbyhuy3498
      @kirbyhuy3498 7 лет назад +209

      Nah, you mean perfection.

    • @sheldonswitch2615
      @sheldonswitch2615 7 лет назад +55

      Kirby Huy Schezo is bae.

    • @AFKei
      @AFKei 7 лет назад +73

      Kirby Huy Schezo is Best Puyo Guy

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 7 лет назад +16

      Kirby Huy Duh

  • @SadChatt
    @SadChatt 2 года назад +36

    All his dialogue is hilarious as fuck, but for some reason I lost it at 1:52 “does anyone hear this guy? Why am I the creeper”

  • @raine6813
    @raine6813 10 месяцев назад +18

    "the time has come for me to clear my reputation
    B Y A S S A U L T I N G T H I S Y O U N G G I R L"

  • @TurboPikachu
    @TurboPikachu 7 лет назад +2430

    7:42 "That'd mean he's sleeping too... And he and I are definitely not sleeping together."
    Wow, congrats on the E10+ rating

    • @ssip7339
      @ssip7339 5 лет назад +40

      Dang...

    • @Probablyabox
      @Probablyabox 5 лет назад +90

      We get our sex ed education at age 8 in my school district (not sure if nationwide)

    • @sonichegehodge5778
      @sonichegehodge5778 4 года назад +25

      @@Probablyabox 8?

    • @Probablyabox
      @Probablyabox 4 года назад +16

      @@sonichegehodge5778
      yes

    • @frostbite_1244
      @frostbite_1244 4 года назад +17

      @@sonichegehodge5778 around 9-11 UK

  • @ultimaT
    @ultimaT 7 лет назад +4655

    "Things come easy when you wield a sword like this one!"
    Oh my...

  • @jimmybob3948
    @jimmybob3948 6 лет назад +79

    "Brace yourself for the climax"

    • @liamfunnyman6965
      @liamfunnyman6965 3 года назад +2

      ...in bed.

    • @mablepaynemp
      @mablepaynemp 2 года назад

      @@liamfunnyman6965 I see you in most of these reply sections with this, _and it's bad that i laugh-_

    • @liamfunnyman6965
      @liamfunnyman6965 2 года назад +3

      @@mablepaynemp I'm kinda trying to make it a meme in the Puyo Fandom to reply "...In bed." to these "Schezoisms," as I call them.

  • @leonpgut
    @leonpgut 6 лет назад +58

    I love all of chapter 9 xD
    "Give me what's inside you!"
    "Now give me your hand!"
    "I'll be gentle with him."
    "I just want to ask Sig for his hand."
    "There's just something inside him I can't resist."
    "And he and I are definetely not sleeping together."
    "I told you I'd come for you!"
    "Brace yourself for the climax."

  • @FunkyGhost37
    @FunkyGhost37 7 лет назад +1663

    There was only a small chance of this dialogue actually working and they managed to do so.

    • @RaoulWB
      @RaoulWB 7 лет назад +7

      LaughinGhost I love to think it went like that

    • @dracibatic2433
      @dracibatic2433 7 лет назад +3

      RaoulWB / Rilliam what does that mean!?

    • @djoshawott2850
      @djoshawott2850 5 лет назад +77

      I thought they would tone it down.
      I was way off from that guess.

    • @Zulf85
      @Zulf85 4 года назад +95

      Honestly it's the voice acting that really makes it - dude's putting in his all lmao

  • @meadowlarkgreen
    @meadowlarkgreen 7 лет назад +1660

    "I WOULD NEVER RUB YOU THE WRONG WAY"
    Schezo is a treasure. Lmao

    • @liamfunnyman6965
      @liamfunnyman6965 5 лет назад +47

      I'd probably say something in response to that like, "Yeah, I bet Arle said the exact same thing to you last night."

    • @Zombie_Chow
      @Zombie_Chow 3 года назад +12

      hes also on a registry

    • @CosmicSponge2004
      @CosmicSponge2004 3 года назад +18

      @@liamfunnyman6965 You put weird feeling into my knee caps

    • @liamfunnyman6965
      @liamfunnyman6965 3 года назад +12

      @@CosmicSponge2004 That's a rare sentence.

  • @hedgehogpower194
    @hedgehogpower194 11 месяцев назад +11

    "...by assaulting this young girl!"
    I was NOT expecting that holy shit 💀💀💀💀

  • @casualanarchist4483
    @casualanarchist4483 5 лет назад +38

    "This guy's rubbing me the wrong way"
    Someone help him.

  • @copyrightclaim3541
    @copyrightclaim3541 7 лет назад +2397

    Schezo needs to be monitored...

  • @klunsgod
    @klunsgod 7 лет назад +1563

    "Brace yourself for the climax!"
    This must've slipped by the radar, there's no way this game got an E10 for Everyone, I'm laughing so hard right now.

    • @TomatoSus
      @TomatoSus 7 лет назад +15

      klunsgod me too XD

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 7 лет назад +119

      How the fuck was this even PEGI3 in Europe.

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 6 лет назад +50

      BleuStar365 But in today's soccer mom society this is just legendary.
      "Insert whatever you like!"

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 6 лет назад +14

      Shadow the Edgehog was E10+ by the way.

    • @zigslotheon
      @zigslotheon 6 лет назад +6

      Moral of the story: RATINGS ARE BULLSHIT!

  • @squibbb5480
    @squibbb5480 4 года назад +36

    "I prefer you scream my name when were together!"
    oh

  • @tengoku-hanabanashii3933
    @tengoku-hanabanashii3933 5 лет назад +30

    You forgot his lose line:
    "I've been finished..."

  • @S0LISTARA
    @S0LISTARA 7 лет назад +725

    This reminds me of those 90s shows filled with sexual innuendos left untranslated until adulthood.

  • @BoomTheGuardian
    @BoomTheGuardian 7 лет назад +447

    "Are you a violent person?"
    "Of course not!" *brandishes sword*

  • @swagdoll420
    @swagdoll420 6 лет назад +54

    This game is hilarious without context

  • @goomy4046
    @goomy4046 6 лет назад +110

    chapter (6)9

  • @ANSKZ_
    @ANSKZ_ 7 лет назад +692

    "Stop acting weird!
    You got troubles with that book?
    I'll help you wrestle that book cover-to-cover!
    ...And under the covers too!"
    "Gee, thanks! That actually helped."

    • @FectoMemoria
      @FectoMemoria 3 года назад +15

      in bed

    • @DefiniteIyHuman
      @DefiniteIyHuman 3 года назад +17

      4:56

    • @catbug563
      @catbug563 3 года назад +34

      Are sex jokes a language now

    • @shennahniggins8594
      @shennahniggins8594 3 года назад +10

      @@catbug563 Your comment made me laugh so hard so I'm just gonna say yea

    • @rainsenpai7241
      @rainsenpai7241 3 года назад +11

      I was in the middle of yawning when I read this and I ended up choking on air

  • @265433432
    @265433432 7 лет назад +690

    "Insert whatever you like", so many innuendos lol.

    • @mysterymuffn
      @mysterymuffn Год назад +1

      I'm 100% sure Lemres said that on purpose. He must think it's funny too

  • @adrienf3242
    @adrienf3242 6 лет назад +36

    “There’s just something inside him I can’t resist” jfc he l p m e

  • @Chucky_Martinez
    @Chucky_Martinez 2 года назад +20

    5:35 *Wait, WHAT?!*

  • @brujebbush7269
    @brujebbush7269 7 лет назад +1523

    This is what I live for.
    Sig sounds absolutely perfect.

    • @llSuperSnivyll
      @llSuperSnivyll 7 лет назад +191

      "I want your... power!"
      "No thanks."
      Too perfect.

    • @cirnobaka8948
      @cirnobaka8948 7 лет назад +48

      Toadamos AcePsychic I'm in love with Sig's voice.

    • @NatTheNoodler
      @NatTheNoodler 7 лет назад +38

      Omg I know right. I thought I was the only one who loved it at first

    • @Mlpdashfriends
      @Mlpdashfriends 7 лет назад +22

      Toadamos AcePsychic At first I didn't like his voice but after I played the story mode, I loved it

    • @cirnobaka8948
      @cirnobaka8948 7 лет назад +29

      can i call him my husbando yet?

  • @theyellowgreninja7933
    @theyellowgreninja7933 7 лет назад +4174

    Is the whole plot of this game just Schezo making innuendos trying to Find Sig?
    Where can I buy?

    • @ES21007
      @ES21007 7 лет назад +771

      theyellowgreninja W
      That's the whole plot of chapter 9. The rest is about how magical falling blocks and magical falling blobs bring people together.

    • @ikaraiden4368
      @ikaraiden4368 6 лет назад +269

      It's just one of the post game chapters

    • @FluffyGameplay
      @FluffyGameplay 5 лет назад +272

      Unfortunately not. We need a spin off, where the plot is Schezo chasing people for their power.

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 4 года назад +52

      @@FluffyGameplay Im down for that.

    • @cofeespear4992
      @cofeespear4992 4 года назад +9

      Steam

  • @dirtytoilet8551
    @dirtytoilet8551 3 года назад +16

    6:48
    And people say he's straight.

  • @ZesTofthelemon
    @ZesTofthelemon 4 года назад +17

    5:01 i fucking love this line. this isn't even suggesting it any more, this is downright stating it.

  • @sewertendo
    @sewertendo 7 лет назад +1126

    It's like "ehhhh, ESRB isn't going to play this far in."

    • @moyosoofficial5042
      @moyosoofficial5042 6 лет назад +138

      Biggerboot actually, ESRB doesn't play the games, instead they're given a video of "all the most objectionable Content in the game"
      I don't know who makes that video

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 6 лет назад +53

      MoYoSo Official I guess that is how some undertones tend to slip under the radar.

    • @atteranenforcer5263
      @atteranenforcer5263 4 года назад +73

      Considering they now allow a E rating for GAMBLING in a sports game, that wouldn't surprise me now.

    • @zooklightsalt2427
      @zooklightsalt2427 4 года назад +39

      ESRB literally stated some of the suggestive dialogue in their rating summary. So yes they allowed it.

    • @silvershoelaces3976
      @silvershoelaces3976 4 года назад +50

      @@zooklightsalt2427 I'm also 95% certain most 9 year olds won't understand any of the innuendo anyway.

  • @voids49
    @voids49 7 лет назад +459

    >He actually came when i called

    • @PALWolfOS
      @PALWolfOS 7 лет назад +58

      TiKAL Guess Schezo's rubbing off on her, too

    • @mistertapman
      @mistertapman 6 лет назад +41

      Joshua Samm That sounds exactly like something Schezo would say, oh my gosh.

    • @liamfunnyman6965
      @liamfunnyman6965 3 года назад +4

      @@PALWolfOS ...in bed.

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 3 года назад +7

      In the Japanese version she yelled “hentai”, which means pervert. They did a great job localizing this game.

  • @De-Vriese
    @De-Vriese 3 года назад +16

    0:49 NO SCHEZO YOU CAN'T

  • @game84cube
    @game84cube 6 лет назад +30

    It's funny how most games get censored here in the West to make it better for everyone. This game on the other hand, I think added MORE innuendo for the sake of comedy so Schezo' s joke wouldn't be lost on American players

    • @CosmicSponge2004
      @CosmicSponge2004 3 года назад +1

      That's What Happens When We Don't Get A New Localization For 13 Years

  • @TheYopAlonso
    @TheYopAlonso 7 лет назад +289

    "Insert *whatever* you'd like!"
    Oh me, oh my... I can't, it's too much

  • @amirhmirzaee
    @amirhmirzaee 4 года назад +19

    - "I can't believe you actually came."
    😲
    -
    "I told you I'll come for you!" 😨
    - "Now let me see your hand!" 🤯

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel 11 месяцев назад +6

    "Time to clear my name by assaulting this young girl!" ☠️

  • @TharsyanJaderuby
    @TharsyanJaderuby 7 лет назад +919

    "I'll be really gentle with him".
    do you realize what you meant Schezo...

    • @seant1326
      @seant1326 6 лет назад +135

      He actually has no idea that his sentences can be interpreted in a lewd way.
      Here's an actual quote to prove my point:
      "Does anyone else hear this guy? Why am I the creeper?" -Schezo

    • @deathblowringo4168
      @deathblowringo4168 6 лет назад +31

      It Because They Call Him a Pervert in Japan.

    • @PriddhasPengu
      @PriddhasPengu 6 лет назад +34

      And because most of his wordings tend to have *very* romantic undertones in modern Japanese.

    • @dt5101961Nelon
      @dt5101961Nelon 6 лет назад +48

      "I just want to examine all over him"

  • @powergannon
    @powergannon 7 лет назад +550

    This is fantastic localization

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 7 лет назад +12

      Timothy Y.
      Ted Woolsey did nothing wrong

  • @wendigomassacre
    @wendigomassacre 11 месяцев назад +5

    " there's just something inside him I can't resist."
    Damn bro you could have at least asked him to dinner first -

  • @Melonposting
    @Melonposting 7 лет назад +665

    Honorable mention:
    Tee: *panting* Did we...?
    Ringo: *wheezing* I think we...?

    • @chaotixhero
      @chaotixhero 7 лет назад +42

      Hyperstar96 Whoa What?

    • @Melonposting
      @Melonposting 7 лет назад +72

      Yep. It's in the first chapter, too.

    • @akumati4061
      @akumati4061 7 лет назад +2

      Hyperstar96 links

    • @Melonposting
      @Melonposting 7 лет назад +9

      It's the last cutscene in chapter 1.

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod 7 лет назад +73

      If you think this is bad, she had a rape fantasy in the Japanese original during another chapter. Or at least, that's what it basically was.

  • @Wizzkidwas
    @Wizzkidwas 7 лет назад +585

    "Ah, okay." "Wait, WHAT!?"My god Klug you're amazing

    • @ArmoredChocoboLPs
      @ArmoredChocoboLPs 7 лет назад +17

      Why didn't every character have that reaction?

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 7 лет назад +28

      Wizzkidwas this is coming from the person that made Amitie react at some strange page in one of his books, much to his dismay "Hey, that's the wrong page!"

    • @llSuperSnivyll
      @llSuperSnivyll 7 лет назад +25

      Amitie's reaction was also pretty good.
      "Um... what? (This guy's weird)"

    • @gtf234
      @gtf234 7 лет назад +15

      ArmoredChocobo, because Schezo's way of talking is very old hat for any character that was also from Madou Monogatari alongside Schezo. Such a reaction doesn't work for them they way it does with the Tetraminos and Fever characters. Heck Witch frequently busts his chops by baiting him into the original exchange that forever marked him as a pervert from way back in Madou 2, with her flustering him by playing his part and the irony of it being something he actually said first going right over his head.

    • @Wizzkidwas
      @Wizzkidwas 7 лет назад +72

      Sig too
      "I WOULD NEVER RUB YOU THE WRONG WAY"
      "What."

  • @FectoMemoria
    @FectoMemoria 2 года назад +14

    Casual reminder that Dark Prince's English VA is Xander Mobus, who went on to voice Tanzo Kubo in Neo: The World Ends with You

    • @Antonio-is2cn
      @Antonio-is2cn Год назад +2

      As well as Joker from Persona 5 and the Smash 4 and Ultimate announcer

  • @lovemagicfantastic
    @lovemagicfantastic 3 года назад +10

    “I’ll help you wrestle that book cover to cover. And under the covers, too!”
    This guy is absolute rubbish at concealing the fact he wants to get in everyone’s pants

    • @Luigifan18
      @Luigifan18 3 года назад +6

      He doesn't, actually. He just chooses his words *incredibly* poorly.

  • @tsumugilovemail3596
    @tsumugilovemail3596 7 лет назад +774

    schezo
    please
    stop talking
    you're just embarrassing yourself more and more

    • @Gaia_BentosZX5
      @Gaia_BentosZX5 7 лет назад +30

      Does not help that you are voiced by Knuckles the Echidna, an even bigger idiot.

    • @AFKei
      @AFKei 7 лет назад +5

      GaiaX5 That's not Travis Willingham's voice though. :X

    • @InfiniteFury2K
      @InfiniteFury2K 7 лет назад +17

      AFKei Ben Lepley voiced Schezo

    • @Gaia_BentosZX5
      @Gaia_BentosZX5 7 лет назад +10

      His performance could've fooled me...

    • @FlowerSunAndRainEnjoyer
      @FlowerSunAndRainEnjoyer 7 лет назад +14

      klug with depression I wonder how much money the voice actor for Schezo got

  • @mannysmyname
    @mannysmyname 7 лет назад +766

    The descriptor DOES say "Mild Suggestive Themes".
    ("mild"... yeah right)

    • @llSuperSnivyll
      @llSuperSnivyll 7 лет назад +65

      Yeah, it's mild. There's nothing "suggestive" in Schezo's words - it's pretty obvious :P

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 7 лет назад +100

      they had it set to "m" for mini instead of "w" for wumbo.

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 6 лет назад +4

      Jeremy Abbott
      It's weird, I looked up that scene for a refresher, and ended up finding a RUclips account called wumbotise or something, that happens to play this game or one in the series

    • @formeremployee1215
      @formeremployee1215 5 лет назад

      DoctorManny the W was upside down

    • @grishwhanted
      @grishwhanted 5 лет назад +1

      Hleghe AND HE PLAYS SCHEZO

  • @crimsonfenrir2334
    @crimsonfenrir2334 7 лет назад +61

    The whole everything on the dialogue just....
    *Schezo*: I sense hidden power deep inside you. Give me what's inside you!
    *Sig*: Um.... You want.... what?
    *three seconds later*
    *Schezo*: He's resisting? I shall force myself upon him!
    This game is fuckin gold.
    ______________
    *Schezo*: Stand still while I examine you.
    *Sig*: This guy rub me the wrong way.
    *Schezo*: I would never rub you the wrong way!
    *Sig*: What.... Please..... just don't.
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    ______________
    *Lidelle*: Are you a violent person?
    *Schezo*: Of course not! I'll be really gentle with him!
    Oh lord I'm ded.
    ______________
    *Klug*: Are you bothering him?
    *Schezo*: Absolutely not! I just want to examine him all over!
    *Klug*: Ah, okay. Wait, WHAT!?
    Schezo geez so thirsty.
    ______________
    *Amitie*: This guy's weird...
    *Schezo*: You have it all wrong! There's just something inside him I can't resist.
    Schezo can you stop being misleading.
    ______________
    *Schezo*: (To Lemres) Insert whatever you like!
    Then,
    *Schezo*: (To Sig) Brace yourself for the climax!
    I'm dead. Call the ambulance.

    • @hithere911
      @hithere911 3 года назад +6

      If you want the final nail in the coffin, he isn't even aware that what he says can be interpreted as inappropriate.

    • @segaking5846
      @segaking5846 3 года назад +1

      please bring amberlamps

  • @Buhlooey
    @Buhlooey 5 лет назад +39

    "Ugh... Why does everyone always run away from me?"
    not sure, man. maybe the way you word literally everything you say, but I'm not entirely sure

  • @Legoguy9875
    @Legoguy9875 7 лет назад +671

    How come a more mature game like the Fire Emblem x Atlas crossover game gets the slightest bit of suggestive material removed, and yet a game with a childish tone and art sytle manages to get 9 minutes of the most borderline suggestive dialogue into their game and STILL gets an 10+ rating!?

    • @ES21007
      @ES21007 7 лет назад +189

      *Childish tone and artstyle*
      Appearances help. Plus, the kiddies won't really understand all the weird dialogue, while the SMT/FE crossover had outfits that you'd have to explain, especially with a (slightly) more realistic artstyle.
      I'm not saying it's justified or this is the actual thought process. I'm saying what I think, and I could be wrong about that either way.

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 6 лет назад +50

      ES21007 But even more mature scenes got censored despite the higher age rating and having even worse instances in the game, like with the supports between Saizo and Beruka in FE:Fates.
      The two, being assassins, have a mature and meaningful conversation about their jobs, kills, and how this affects everyone's views of them in a world racked with war. This got censored to the two literally just staring at each other for 4 lines in the english version.
      Yet at any given moment any of your (non-plot important) characters can die, or even in casual be terribly injured ("My bone should NOT be sticking out like that!"), as well as Peri existing.
      She's a psychopath to the point her name is a acronym for different ways of committing murder.
      But the meaningful conversation got censored?

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 5 лет назад +25

      Legoguy9875 Two words.
      Nintendo Treehouse

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 3 года назад +5

      @@ES21007
      The problem here is things that are explicitly allowed to be there are being removed because they belong.

    • @someoneintheshadow45
      @someoneintheshadow45 3 года назад +12

      @@ES21007 I remember being 10. I would have gotten at least half of the innuendos. So yeah only very little kids would take this at face value. This protects NOBODY.

  • @Lucasa9Poke
    @Lucasa9Poke 7 лет назад +440

    "I want to examine your hand (...). Now give me your hand!"
    "Oh boy..."
    I'm dying.

  • @Nenilein
    @Nenilein 3 года назад +10

    The character's literal first line when he was introduced in the 80s was screaming "I WANT YOU!" at Arle in the open street.

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 3 года назад +1

      You've got to be joking

    • @icelingbolt
      @icelingbolt 3 года назад

      @@andromeda_va39 nope; canonically she chopped off his head too

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 3 года назад

      @@icelingbolt SWEET PALUTENA ON A POGO STICK *W H A T*

  • @Rutawind
    @Rutawind 3 года назад +7

    5:35 "Wait, WHAT!?"
    Say what you want about Klug's voice, but that delivery is amazing

  • @MegaConejoX
    @MegaConejoX 7 лет назад +544

    *Why does everyone always run away from me!?*

    • @alaiyoooon
      @alaiyoooon 6 лет назад +42

      *Why am I the creeper!?*

    • @random_person_i_guess
      @random_person_i_guess 4 года назад +13

      _Please go away._

    • @shinyneko8136
      @shinyneko8136 3 года назад +7

      *Schezo:* Does anyone else hear this guy? Why am I the creeper?
      *Me:* Maybe its cause you don't hear *yourself* most of the time, you idiot. -_-

    • @EWOODJ
      @EWOODJ 3 года назад +7

      @@shinyneko8136 It’s funny how the one who does it accidentally is the only one who ever notices the guy that literally means it.

    • @thiswowzer3217
      @thiswowzer3217 3 года назад

      I love that bitch

  • @acheesestick6331
    @acheesestick6331 7 лет назад +123

    OML THE DESCRIPTION:
    "Chapter 9 is implied stranger dangers from start to finish."

  • @aznflipguy647
    @aznflipguy647 4 года назад +11

    Ben Lepley's delivery is so on-point that just hearing Schezo saying "HEY" already gets me chuckling

  • @lariusx14
    @lariusx14 6 лет назад +17

    I just came for Schezo

  • @karnovrpg
    @karnovrpg 7 лет назад +422

    I would worship Schezo's dark, powerful sword.

    • @helicopterus1934
      @helicopterus1934 7 лет назад +127

      Please go away.

    • @theoneandonlyCheeseBoss
      @theoneandonlyCheeseBoss 7 лет назад +23

      ^

    • @Dundereshock
      @Dundereshock 7 лет назад +31

      No thanks.

    • @syndere6755
      @syndere6755 6 лет назад +11

      About that. Other that the innuendo about it every time you win, I actually noticed it's kinda clear, like it's made of crystal or something. And it's huge. (Penny face)

    • @mist-rulan1931
      @mist-rulan1931 6 лет назад +1

      karnovrpg ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @shawnsomething64
    @shawnsomething64 7 лет назад +185

    Puyo Puyo Tetris dialogue is so good, you can use it in a hentai VN and no one would notice

  • @64bitmodels66
    @64bitmodels66 3 года назад +5

    Schezo's back must be hurting from carrying the entire fucking game

  • @arnoldvalerostv5550
    @arnoldvalerostv5550 3 года назад +3

    "insert whatever you like" - schezo

  • @Snev
    @Snev 7 лет назад +164

    2:33 He just fucking blinks out of existence. I love it.

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 6 лет назад +12

      octotartine He actually just leaves normally.
      Look again, he rather clearly slides off screen.

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 Год назад +4

      @@YourCrazyDolphin He just does it so fast that it looks like he blinked out of existence

  • @mineboom7377
    @mineboom7377 7 лет назад +361

    "EXPOSE YOURSELF!" 0_0 Oh dear...

    • @durece100
      @durece100 7 лет назад +5

      What wrong with that quote?

    • @superluigethan
      @superluigethan 7 лет назад +70

      durece100 the innuendo there is that expose yourself can mean "get naked"