SURAH AL MULK In the name of Allah, the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful. Blessed is He in whose hand is dominion, and He is over all things competent - [He] who created death and life to test you [as to] which of you is best in deed - and He is the Exalted in Might, the Forgiving - [And] who created seven heavens in layers. You do not see in the creation of the Most Merciful any inconsistency. So return [your] vision [to the sky]; do you see any breaks? Then return [your] vision twice again. [Your] vision will return to you humbled while it is fatigued. And We have certainly beautified the nearest heaven with stars and have made [from] them what is thrown at the devils and have prepared for them the punishment of the Blaze. And for those who disbelieved in their Lord is the punishment of Hell, and wretched is the destination. When they are thrown into it, they hear from it a [dreadful] inhaling while it boils up. It almost bursts with rage. Every time a company is thrown into it, its keepers ask them, “Did there not come to you a warner?” They will say,” Yes, a warner had come to us, but we denied and said, ‘Allah has not sent down anything. You are not but in great error.'” And they will say, “If only we had been listening or reasoning, we would not be among the companions of the Blaze.” And they will admit their sin, so [it is] alienation for the companions of the Blaze. Indeed, those who fear their Lord unseen will have forgiveness and great reward. And conceal your speech or publicize it; indeed, He is Knowing of that within the breasts. Does He who created not know, while He is the Subtle, the Acquainted? It is He who made the earth tame for you - so walk among its slopes and eat of His provision - and to Him is the resurrection. Do you feel secure that He who [holds authority] in the heaven would not cause the earth to swallow you and suddenly it would sway? Or do you feel secure that He who [holds authority] in the heaven would not send against you a storm of stones? Then you would know how [severe] was My warning. And already had those before them denied, and how [terrible] was My reproach. Do they not see the birds above them with wings outspread and [sometimes] folded in? None holds them [aloft] except the Most Merciful. Indeed He is, of all things, Seeing. Or who is it that could be an army for you to aid you other than the Most Merciful? The disbelievers are not but in delusion. Or who is it that could provide for you if He withheld His provision? But they have persisted in insolence and aversion. Then is one who walks fallen on his face better guided or one who walks erect on a straight path? Say, “It is He who has produced you and made for you hearing and vision and hearts; little are you grateful.” Say, “It is He who has multiplied you throughout the earth, and to Him you will be gathered.” And they say, “When is this promise, if you should be truthful?” Say, “The knowledge is only with Allah, and I am only a clear warner.” But when they see it approaching, the faces of those who disbelieve will be distressed, and it will be said, “This is that for which you used to call.” Say, [O Muhammad], “Have you considered: whether Allah should cause my death and those with me or have mercy upon us, who can protect the disbelievers from a painful punishment?” Say, “He is the Most Merciful; we have believed in Him, and upon Him we have relied. And you will [come to] know who it is that is in clear error.” Say, “Have you considered: if your water was to become sunken [into the earth], then who could bring you flowing water?”
Omg my daughter and I started watching this on hulu. She asked if she could have a birthday burger instead of cake 🤣 So now I have to learn how to make brioche buns and get industrial sized pans lmfao Its literally the only thing shes asked for. Good news is thered be a ton of people eating it lol
I just found this channel and wow it is different from Alvins og videos. I kinda miss old alvin, the quite background music and no talking was so relaxing. Either way, glad to see he's still cooking (:
@@sevszs oh soo basically the kids in the back are less noticed by teacher they could be having a buffet and nobody knows so they are saying that they be eating stuff like in vid
I think the bun being small is perfect! I love when my burger’s have overhang from the meat! I hate a burger where I finish the meat first and have hella bread left lol. This burger looks delicious and with my dangerously fast metabolism, I’d be able to eat that in no time!!
bro same, my guy spitting fax i hate when you finish the burger and theres a left over sliver of bread with a glop of mayo and ketchup and you dont want to eat it cuz it seems nasty but also you dont want to waste food so you end up giving it to the dog or just resort to eating it
Fun fact: My hometown of Aarhus, Denmark has the world record for making the world's biggest burger at 881pounds. The local tech school build a special oven and heat plate to cook it and it took 14 hours. They ended up cutting it with a samurai sword. But I must say that Alvin's burger looks more delicious :-)
Cause that's not exactly a secret sauce. And anyone who has made it will recognize the flavor after tasting it, and it's not like he is selling these at a restaurant or anything.
Honestly this mans sweet and caring sounding approach towards his videos made me feel so amazing, i'm definitely gonna be watching more from this channel, And i just love the look of that burger, so juicy and so centred. it looked amazing and i'd love to try it.
I have left the chat why because lactose intolerant allergic to beef and can't have a lot glutton at once like I can eat half a bagel but if I have more I get a bad reaction
I would open up youtube on my school chromebook and had no idea what to watch since most of the channels i watched were either not allowed or had most of their videos blocked. This was very entertaining and i occasionally watch these videos now even after i graduated from high school.
he did not say that it was his secret sauce, he said that he made it, and it's secret, because many ppl just name it "secret sauce for burgers" (at least i have heard many times this name)
I’m still in 6th grade and in my elementary school when we had burgers for school lunch everyone would putmayo ketchup mustard pickles onions cheese and lettuce on their burgers 🍔
Let’s just admire how this man has never click baited us
Yes
Nghị Quang have you met daily dose of internet
Matt Stonie : *Am I a joke to you ?*
@Nghị Quang can't you just search him ?
It is
Alvin has such raw chaotic good energy it’s insane
@Bobbi lou Sonnie go back from where you came from
This is accurate
Which Alvin me or your step dad
josh boi oh cuz I don’t know this youtuber and that’s my name alvin
@@menamejeffhi3493 stfu
Wtf with u
alvin honestly has one of the most likeable personalities on youtube
I know right!💛
Truer words have never been spoken in the history of youtube🙏🏻
Yep👌👍
So True
Who else thins he is like sundee
i love how he shows the recipes as if someone is gonna try to make this 💀
u gotta get a 10min vid bro
lmao ikr
what if?
i did
SURAH AL MULK
In the name of Allah, the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful.
Blessed is He in whose hand is dominion, and He is over all things competent -
[He] who created death and life to test you [as to] which of you is best in deed - and He is the Exalted in Might, the Forgiving -
[And] who created seven heavens in layers. You do not see in the creation of the Most Merciful any inconsistency. So return [your] vision [to the sky]; do you see any breaks?
Then return [your] vision twice again. [Your] vision will return to you humbled while it is fatigued.
And We have certainly beautified the nearest heaven with stars and have made [from] them what is thrown at the devils and have prepared for them the punishment of the Blaze.
And for those who disbelieved in their Lord is the punishment of Hell, and wretched is the destination.
When they are thrown into it, they hear from it a [dreadful] inhaling while it boils up.
It almost bursts with rage.
Every time a company is thrown into it, its keepers ask them, “Did there not come to you a warner?”
They will say,” Yes, a warner had come to us, but we denied and said, ‘Allah has not sent down anything. You are not but in great error.'”
And they will say, “If only we had been listening or reasoning, we would not be among the companions of the Blaze.”
And they will admit their sin, so [it is] alienation for the companions of the Blaze.
Indeed, those who fear their Lord unseen will have forgiveness and great reward.
And conceal your speech or publicize it; indeed, He is Knowing of that within the breasts.
Does He who created not know, while He is the Subtle, the Acquainted?
It is He who made the earth tame for you - so walk among its slopes and eat of His provision - and to Him is the resurrection.
Do you feel secure that He who [holds authority] in the heaven would not cause the earth to swallow you and suddenly it would sway?
Or do you feel secure that He who [holds authority] in the heaven would not send against you a storm of stones? Then you would know how [severe] was My warning.
And already had those before them denied, and how [terrible] was My reproach.
Do they not see the birds above them with wings outspread and [sometimes] folded in? None holds them [aloft] except the Most Merciful. Indeed He is, of all things, Seeing.
Or who is it that could be an army for you to aid you other than the Most Merciful? The disbelievers are not but in delusion.
Or who is it that could provide for you if He withheld His provision? But they have persisted in insolence and aversion.
Then is one who walks fallen on his face better guided or one who walks erect on a straight path?
Say, “It is He who has produced you and made for you hearing and vision and hearts; little are you grateful.”
Say, “It is He who has multiplied you throughout the earth, and to Him you will be gathered.”
And they say, “When is this promise, if you should be truthful?”
Say, “The knowledge is only with Allah, and I am only a clear warner.”
But when they see it approaching, the faces of those who disbelieve will be distressed, and it will be said, “This is that for which you used to call.”
Say, [O Muhammad], “Have you considered: whether Allah should cause my death and those with me or have mercy upon us, who can protect the disbelievers from a painful punishment?”
Say, “He is the Most Merciful; we have believed in Him, and upon Him we have relied. And you will [come to] know who it is that is in clear error.”
Say, “Have you considered: if your water was to become sunken [into the earth], then who could bring you flowing water?”
8:03 SOME SECRET BURGER SAUCE I MADE
*continues to list out all the ingredients*
A roblox fan
It's secret not secet
I was going to SAY THAT
Secret sauce like everybody knows how to make
@ChickenOverload lol wtf 😂
This guy is amazing, he turned a burger into a heart attack.
Dabbing penguin7 isn’t that the place where if you’re over 400lbs you eat for free in front of the entire restaurant?
Yeah, I heard somewhere that massive foods are linked to massive coronaries
@@roggydorn6689 Yeah, I have been there actually!
Cloudy and the chance is scary u know why?
Cause it's raining carbs
Isn’t that what tasty was made for
‘This is some secret burger sauce..’
*lists the ingredients*
Moto Moto what’s ur name
@@iqrafaisal5546 names so nice you have to say it twice
Moto Moto that’s the Big Mac sauce ingredients
A_person 0719 but I have the feeling I know that person because I know someone with he same picture and name on google account
Moto moto do u really like me? Lmfao
It’s been 4 years and I still want to eat this burger🙏
@@Zenwarrior851 random💀
Erm actually 5 ☝️🤓
@@cooperschwartz318 I want to devore this burger rn.
@@cooperschwartz318Who asked Nerd?
But Anyways, I want that Damn Burger
I never seen a man that enthusiastic about a burger..😭😭😭
He really loves burgers. Guess that compensates the lack of liking to cakes.
Not even Randy from trailer park boys?
He’s cooking it himself that’s why
Dominic Monterey yeah I don’t really like cake either I’d rather have a 🍔 as cake
Um Sydnee it’s called being a m e r i c a n
*Matt Stonie has entered the chat*
COW has left the chat.
VEGETARIAN has left the chat.
Salima😋🍔
Dezmyn Talamaivao u ruined the joke
Lol
Alvin: SO here I have some *secret* recipe burger sauce
Also Alvin: *says all the ingredients*
Ver ._. Yeah Alvin is great at telling *secrets*
At least he didn't say exactly how much of each 0_o
@@lunahetfield I'm a Gryffindor too!
its not about the ingredients its about how to make the secret sauce
He would be the worst sponge bob ever
Omg my daughter and I started watching this on hulu. She asked if she could have a birthday burger instead of cake 🤣 So now I have to learn how to make brioche buns and get industrial sized pans lmfao Its literally the only thing shes asked for. Good news is thered be a ton of people eating it lol
How’d it go?
you’ve gotta update us
OP pls did you do it?!?
@@somefreshbread Yeah lol She was so excited. I may make it a tradition for her birthday.
Dude, you just made history in your family ;D
Me: on a diet
RUclips: Here's a 30 pound burger
And the recommended videos are all food related
RUclips is evil
I cry every time
i can relate
Same
@@DASPRiD damn, u might be right
this is incredible tbh
Make it coward
Do it! Do it! Do it!
We wAnt this FO R GE T timpano
David Seymour make it i dare you
You know what's next, DAVID 😂😂
Other People : Thats so Big
Matt Stonie : *So small man*
no cap
Lol
True lmao
Would take him atleast 1-2 hours if sliced
So true dude
Finished all Making it big vids so I’m rewatching old ones. I miss this! This has been my go-to video since then
*I MaDe A 30 pOuNd BuRgEr*
*Matt stonie* : That’s cute.
Matt stonie be like: mate yall need friends to eat that?
This comment is soo underrated
Job Bob I thought I was clicking on a Matt stonie video
WOWOWOWOWOW
kingmali same😂
My boi matt stonie could eat this in 10min lmao
I call my friend gut boss to make fun of him but he could seriously finish this
Albinator lmao he would.
Facts
he can eat you in 10 min
no he will finish it in 1 minute
“Don’t be afraid to season your meat y’all.”
*tears up* he’s the last tasty chef who knows how to season meat.
thats messed up😂
What about rie
People with dirty minds thing me mean his hot dog I want a hot dog no a chile dog
Right, i thought the same thing
Yeah cause he isn't white
1 bite and I'm full💀
Id be chugging my soda down after having a singular bite😭😭😭
Everybody: THAT BURGER IS SO BIG!!!
Nobody: Happy Birthday Victor!
Is it his brothers birthday?
Naom Mad did you watch the video?
@@natashalongley3517 yea I realized after rewatching he didn't say bro in the text
Will...My name is nobody😁
Hey I said happy birthday victor!
Teacher: Do not eat in the class
Kids in the back of the class:
Stolen
Don't steal comments boomer, we know you can't be sarcastic
8bitgamerkid You know not only 1 person out of all of the 7 billion people will type that right?
Boopydoopty lol
I don’t get it
They ate a burger like a cake.
That's something we all wanna do.
Who need cake when you have *THIS*
Matteo Roblox World Eslacty?
*I know you did not just say cake during these times* 💀
I ate a cupcake as a cake.
Sly, it was huge
Dyson X 666 likes…
Vic made burgers sound like a gift from the gods
9:30 “he toasted the..YoU ToAsteD tHe bUns BrO?!😂😭
LOL i died at that part 😂😂😂
I want a burger now
Same
Well I just ate 30 chicken wings and somehow feel like I hate burgers
@@iamkaleep First thing first, how dafuq u ate 30 chicken wings in one fking meal. I can only deal with half of them.
@fiona murphy you 2 xD
@@yuxuanliu799 Well I hadn't eaten anything in like 3 days all i did was drink water
Alvin : This is some SECRET burger sauce I made.
Also Alvin : Some mayo, some mustard, some ketchup, some pickle juice. That’s pretty much it.
I was searching for this comment 😂😂
*HE'S MISSING THE PINCH OF SPRITE CRANBERRY HE USED*
1000 island sauce
For 14 pounds of meat, he was being really skimpy with the sauce - use the whole bowl.
"Secret"
Its been 5 year and i still watch it
fr
Yeaa
Same 😂
His friend sounded like he was finna cry...I felt that!
Yes awwww so happy
um ma,am what does finna mean ?
‘Going to’
Nyasha Victorine 😂😂👍🏽
Going to cry**** not finna
Alvin: “Secret burger sauce I made”
Also Alvin: “some mayo, some mustard, some ketchup”
yes, thats the joke
And pickle juice
That’s what I call fancy sauce. (4inchs of Mayo half of that for ketchup and half of that for mustard then mix well)
hoszoxd I think that mustard and ketchup is already good but I hate mayo
R/wooosh
Crush: I like cheeseburgers
Me:
Deetje MSP lol😂😂😂
You said nothings
you: *yeets burger to his face*
@@xenophobica6106 r/facepalm
Martin Hilario ik what he meant just trying to make another joke on it
I just found this channel and wow it is different from Alvins og videos. I kinda miss old alvin, the quite background music and no talking was so relaxing. Either way, glad to see he's still cooking (:
The dough after it rose is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
thatchickwiththehair ANY SMALL RUclipsRS WANNA SUPPORT EACHOTHER
Teacher: no eating in class
Kids in the back:
I dont get it
@@sevszs oh soo basically the kids in the back are less noticed by teacher they could be having a buffet and nobody knows so they are saying that they be eating stuff like in vid
@@todayssunshine9234 0hhhh ol thx
Inilah orang kurang ajar berikutnya
@@sevszs ur welcome sorry for not seeing ur comment
Me: Mom can i buy a burger
Mom: You only gonna buy a single burger
The Burger:
only a spoonful
Marcus N but it has 2 patties so it’s not a single burger
comically large burger
XcreedPolis lol
I’m the 1,000 like
I think the bun being small is perfect! I love when my burger’s have overhang from the meat! I hate a burger where I finish the meat first and have hella bread left lol. This burger looks delicious and with my dangerously fast metabolism, I’d be able to eat that in no time!!
bro same, my guy spitting fax
i hate when you finish the burger and theres a left over sliver of bread with a glop of mayo and ketchup and you dont want to eat it cuz it seems nasty but also you dont want to waste food so you end up giving it to the dog or just resort to eating it
fr
Im starving and this is on my recommendations.
Thanks youtube.
I just ate and this is still making me hungry
I wish someone talked about me the way the one guy talked about burgers.
You toasted the buns bro???
Marshall Eriksen
Oof
Awww I’m so so so sorry
@@lavyasen943 this person just want attention
Fun fact: My hometown of Aarhus, Denmark has the world record for making the world's biggest burger at 881pounds. The local tech school build a special oven and heat plate to cook it and it took 14 hours. They ended up cutting it with a samurai sword.
But I must say that Alvin's burger looks more delicious :-)
Why do I want to go there now
Hell yeah!!!!
Matt Stonie would be *quaking*
Liv Bloch Sørensen 881 pounds? That’s almost half a ton, sorry if I sound rude but It seems fake
I don’t like burgers but that sound cool for burger lovers
I can't believe my eyes right now my mouth is drooling of how yummy this looks
A burger without a cheese is a hug without a squeeze.
Also known as a not a real burger.
I thought it was just a hamburger 🤔
Hanzo Tikashi: One would think.
A burger without a bun is a terrorist without a gun
Lol
“Oh yeah, that’s a thick burger”
*that’s a thick blocked artery*
THAT'S A THICK CLOTTED BRAIN
*STROKE TIME*
What a way to go though!
Thats a thick heart
Just put in hard hours at the gym my man!
LOL TRUE
"This is my secret burger sauce"
>Continues to explain precisely and accurately what is in secret burger sauce
Lol I was thinking about that
Probably most cooking show
Cause that's not exactly a secret sauce. And anyone who has made it will recognize the flavor after tasting it, and it's not like he is selling these at a restaurant or anything.
It's bc that's what they call it in cuisine I think
Skenjin it's sold in shops nowadays
I love adding spice on food jalapeños are awesome 👌 👏 👍 😍 💖 😋 👌
When your parents say ONE BURGER ONLY
what situation is this
Tomer Ben Yakar when youre at mcdonalds probably
@@sarahb3nyakar if your making burgers or ordering or whatever you're only allowed to eat one burger
It's a rap. Lol.
@@BlackPeggy i see that
8:04 makes *SECRET* sauce
Tells everyone how it’s made 😂😂😂
zohil diu
Well, he didn't say the ratio. Even some restaurants say what's in their food but the ratio is what you need to get it right.
Its just mayonnaise and cheese duhhhh
JJUnboxing I came down to the comments to say that and the first comment was literally it😂😂🤦🏽♀️
@@karinafedorov7298 same...
"This is some secret sauce I made"
PRocEEds To SpILlInG The RECiPe
Lol....😂😂
I think there is a sauce that is called that
There's another comment that's the exact same as yours but it's older so.. You know what time it is C o P I E d C o M m E N T
Ok subbed
Bro this man has conversations with his ingredients… “See you in a bit dude!”
i don't think matt stonie would share the burger if he was eating this
Lol fr he wont
I don't think Furious Pete would either
You’re right bro
Alvin the type of guy you would want to be friends with 😂
Kurt Torejos k
Kurt Torejos I’m your 100 🙂
Kurt Torejos lmao so true
_“Alvin the type of guy you would want to be _*_boyfriends*_*_ with”_
FTFY ☺️🥰👍🏾
Winston Mcgee woah chill bruh
Alvin- “This may or may not be too much cheese”
Also Alvin-“There’s no such thing as too much cheese”
There isn't
He says that literally 0.2 seconds after he says the first line and that’s what makes it funnier
Dude I love everything ab this video, he even went as far to make sure he didn’t waste any food, and it turned out beautiful
the burger you see in a mcdonals commercial but never get
FACTS
hard facts bro
McDonald's **
One whole bag of whole by the talkies
So true xD
5:02 *I Just caught the man beating his meat...*
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I wasn’t thinking until now 😂😂😂😂😂
I just understood what u meant 😂😂
😂😂😂
Nikki Akerlund LmAo
Finally something to satisfy my appetite 😍😂
Dust Buggy ANY SMALL RUclipsRS WANNA SUPPORT EACHOTHER 💕💕💕
@@kymanaa Yeah Sure..😊
▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一😖
This is excellent 💥
Omg this looks tasty 😍
Enjoy your content😃
Alvin: this is some secret burger sauce i made
Also Alvin: *lists inngredients*
The secret is the proportions of each sauce, how much sauce each of them in that bowl
I agree
Hmm yeah he could definitely make a joke about that...
@@Amargus123 whoosh.
ikr lol
I love this guy's enthusiasm about burgers. A true man of culture
Why am I watching this with an empty stomach
Idk but I am too
Ikr😂😂
Me too i think we are self harming :/
My stomack is so empty right now... I NEED TO EATTTT
Same I haven’t eaten in 7 hours
The way how he reacted about the burger “the cheese melts through the meat and you take that bite” had me 😂ing
-What’s for lunch ??
-a burger.
-oh so burgers?
-nope..a.burger.
*can you help my channel get to 1000 subscribers?*
tony bostick whatttt 😂😂😂
@@yankeesforever121 but you don't even post anymore so why should he?
A BURBUR
@@yankeesforever121 No.
“Don’t be afraid to season your meat”, that had me .....
Classic sayin in the kitchen
Y'all
I’m dirty minded, aren’t I?
lotion
Oop
Honestly this mans sweet and caring sounding approach towards his videos made me feel so amazing, i'm definitely gonna be watching more from this channel, And i just love the look of that burger, so juicy and so centred. it looked amazing and i'd love to try it.
Yes
Jacklox2 Plays me to
Me f***ing to
Sonic the hedgehog Gamer I’m week 💀 💀😂😂
Nice tomato slices! Great lettuce! The bun is beautiful!! It all looks great; your friend should love it!!
alvin is getting prettier every day damn
@A-Innovations I believe so
Is he gay tho
@@mewhen7960 with my expert opinion I believe so
Sus bois
Damn... I got a friend named Alvin that looks just like him
Alvin: Secret Burger Sauce
Also Alvin: Proceeds to tell us the “secret sauce” ingredients
Good morning! Welcome to The Joke
Good Morning! It isn’t a joke.
Wooosh
@@BDAYFN it is
I was about to right the exact same thing but then I saw this soooooooo
Matt Stonie : Oh a little snack wouldn't be bad
Underated comment
qodwqlftex ._. Dsssssssssssss
qodwqlftex ._. Seeing this thumbnail made me think it was one of Matt stonie’s videos bc ik he would eat something like this😂😭
Matt stonie is gay
@@bronzegamer8591 the f*?
my dad loves burgers so I followed how you did this and made him it
Who else just watches this channel cause they get hungry
*F**** Yeah
Zeal Taiatini I watch it before I eat to make myself more hungry
Me
Zeal Taiatini I haven’t eaten anything all day and I’m watching this shit pretending like I just ate....
My parents dont feed me
When u want to start dieting
*Just one burger won't hurt*
The burger:
mutsawsahe zembe lol xd
Burgers really aren't even that bad for you, just depends on how you make them.
@@BranMan10 not true, most are hecka bad for u
Lamb Gaming It is true, burgers are really healthy if u somehow add healthy ingredients into it.
@@anixaaa
Adding healthy ingredients to an unhealthy burger just raises calories somewhat
This is like a kids meal for Matt Stonie
slats that is totally funny
IKR
It is what it is
DjthegameR it ezzzzzzzzz what it ezzzzzzzz
Ya doctor From the 1820's lol
ingredients:
Flour
Barnacles Shavings
Salt
Turmeric
Love
The "secret sauce"
Chum
Sesame seeds
Bottom bun
Ketchup
Mustard
Mayonnaise
Relish
Sea cheese
Sea pickles
Sea lettuce
Sea tomatoes
Sea onions
Tartar sauce
Secret sauce
Chopped Love
Top bun
When I saw the thumbnail I thought this was by Matt stonie
Same lmao
Ya
Me too
Same
Same
*Vegans have left the chat*
nah I'm still here lol
Who even invited them?
Zarah Bartha bruh, it’s a joke. Chill
@@twistedrazor4730 Ikr
I have left the chat why because lactose intolerant allergic to beef and can't have a lot glutton at once like I can eat half a bagel but if I have more I get a bad reaction
Nobody:
Matt stonie: still hungry
matt stonie should be able to eat this under 5 mins with that blackhole in his stomach
Matt Stonie: *_You guys are getting paid?_*
John goodman
John Goodman also
0:33 there's no way that clean slap wasn't edited in.
Must be lucky to have a friend that works in Tasty
Alvin: enters the store
Cashier: here we go again
@Gs Arize 😂😂
Oh Alvin!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆
Dead
ah shit here we go again*
😂😂😂
Parents: We need to conserve food because of the coronavirus
Me: Ok, I will only make one burger.
😂😂😂
ha ha ha ha ha ha 😅
I was looking for a comment that had to do with coronavirus and i found it:3
LOL
😂😂😂
SpongeBob has been real quiet ever since this dropped
So has the Heart Attack Grill
8:04 “this is some secret burger sauce i made..”
*tells all the ingredients*
I'm pretty sure we all want to see him make a giant burrito.
Hi
no a giant funnel cake but stacked on top of each other so it’s an actual cake
That patty is guilty for breaking SpongeBob's spatula
Apex Army “one monster patty”
😂
Apex Army yep
Can You Do A Giant 30-Pound Bean & Cheese Burrito Please?
Me: “Grandma, I don’t want to eat anymore.”
Grandma: “Just 1 more little snack”
**insert big burger**
I dont know a name XD
XD
I wish I had a grandma like that
Big fries too
TAHA KHAN same
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I remember I used to watch these guys they were so good!
Dayyyuuuummmm I thought putting fruit in my pancakes was unique
But it not
alayna brown not anymore. Well maybe make you pancakes colossal
You did WHAT
Lololol bruh what kinda plain ass pancakes you eating without fruit XDDD
Hahaha yeah you are so savage 😂😂😂😂😂
30 Pound Burger:
Serving Size: about 20 people or 1 Matt Stonie, just give him a hour
Serbia's Minecraft Gameplay what do you mean give him like 5mins 🤣
I honestly don’t know why you guys jerk him off so much
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@@MarcusGaudreau nah nah, just 4
Rather like 5 or 10 mins
This is a kids meal for Matt Stonie
big french fries
True
That’s so true tho😂😂😂
Wassussssßp
Thought you said, this is what kids make for Matt Stonie
I would open up youtube on my school chromebook and had no idea what to watch since most of the channels i watched were either not allowed or had most of their videos blocked. This was very entertaining and i occasionally watch these videos now even after i graduated from high school.
Make a Giant Sushi Please
I love Sushi and if u made one I woulda
Go crazy
Hi there
go stupid
Yes SUSHI
Same
Am I the only person who hates sushi? ;-;
His personality is so nice😂😂💕
no
Yep he is a cutie pie :)
8:04 “this is my secret burger sauce”
Then proceeds to say all the ingredients in the sauce
🤔🤔😐😐
he did not say that it was his secret sauce, he said that he made it, and it's secret, because many ppl just name it "secret sauce for burgers" (at least i have heard many times this name)
Assassin But he shouldn’t of said “secret burger sauce” if he was gonna name all the ingredients in it
@@lukastimoce8436 if it's the name of it then yea, he should
It was a joke y'all
I’m still in 6th grade and in my elementary school when we had burgers for school lunch everyone would putmayo ketchup mustard pickles onions cheese and lettuce on their burgers 🍔
Ik this vid was posted 4 years ago but please make a giant Cinnabon 👌👌👌
Matt stonie: *peeks around the corner*
Thank you so much for 387 likes
This just made my day
I love you all
hahaha heck ye
I think he might do it
Matt stonie would eat the whole burger in less than 10 minutes 😂😂😂
Lol😂
I thought this was his video! 😁
6:01
This also may or may not be too much cheese, *but there's no such thing as too much cheese*
Thats my boy 😂👏🏻
indonesia?
@@sumatiskalia8793 are u from indonesia
@vincentius marcello can you not use indo in a english channel most people will get confused
Sumati Salwan Kalia sane
Alvin: This is some SECRET BURGER sauce
Also Alvin: reveals ingredients
lol
TRU
That sauce is from shake shack
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SB Hudbutt what’s shake shack?
Alvin: Some secret burger sauce I made.
Also Alvin: Proceeds to tell us each ingredient in the sauce.