If Destiny Raid Bosses Were People

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  • @Peppy318
    @Peppy318 Год назад +435

    this is funny asf 😂
    wrath of the machine was solo flawlessed a few times btw, one being 2 days ago

    • @kenduto
      @kenduto  Год назад +29

      🤣! Damn I didn't know that!! Did this happen after Destiny 2 came out?

    • @ballaxx3150
      @ballaxx3150 Год назад +12

      @@kendutoit legit just happened 1 day ago lol

    • @Peppy318
      @Peppy318 Год назад +5

      @kenduto Yea the first one happened 3 years after destiny 2's release

    • @kenduto
      @kenduto  Год назад +7

      @@Peppy318 Bet, comment pinned just incase other people don't know too.

    • @sunshotwithanornament2475
      @sunshotwithanornament2475 Год назад +2

      Yea was bout to say this too lmao

  • @MonkeyMat30f5
    @MonkeyMat30f5 Год назад +216

    all of calus’ pain comes from sweatcicles “every exotic vs calus”

  • @LucarioDeath_0
    @LucarioDeath_0 Год назад +215

    "Rhulk didn't get killed by 6 Rat Kings on Contest Mode." Bro did every fire team do that?

  • @ImpatientPlatypus
    @ImpatientPlatypus Год назад +302

    "Why were the error codes doing a better job than you?!" this is hysterical

    • @R4iko
      @R4iko 6 месяцев назад

      Could you explain the reference? I didn't get this part

    • @ImpatientPlatypus
      @ImpatientPlatypus 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@R4iko basically for the first like 2 hours of Vow of the Disciple being released the games api was dog shit so people couldn’t stop getting error coded, meaning they couldn’t even play the game and challenge the raid

  • @GNCceo
    @GNCceo Год назад +422

    LMAOO oryx unplugging the ethernet cable was PURE NOSTALGIA.

    • @dacedave4161
      @dacedave4161 Год назад +17

      I misread this as "Ethernet Cabal" 💀💀💀💀

    • @supersizesenpai
      @supersizesenpai 9 месяцев назад +4

      I would have lost it, if they plugged it back in and had him take a knee for the rest of this video. 😂😂

    • @R4iko
      @R4iko 6 месяцев назад +1

      Could someone explain the joke? I don't get the reference

    • @hafezabdulrazak5741
      @hafezabdulrazak5741 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@R4ikoWhen you pull your cable out. You can actually lock him in his kneeling position after the shields are down. It is a form of “lag-stuck.” It was a tactic done by people to kill Crota in one sword cycle or more I think.

  • @Captain-Fordo
    @Captain-Fordo Год назад +570

    The true boss is the vex Wyvern from Neomuna

    • @JJMomoida
      @JJMomoida Год назад +38

      YOU KNOW THE ONE

    • @twelved4983
      @twelved4983 Год назад +10

      @@JJMomoidaor the six, perhaps a dozen

    • @PlugRae
      @PlugRae Год назад +4

      Bro I was doing my from zero quest and ran into it nahhh 😂

    • @menacingcoyote9346
      @menacingcoyote9346 Год назад +16

      Nah the threshers from neomuna at launch

    • @SnickerdoodleMcfox
      @SnickerdoodleMcfox 9 месяцев назад +2

      i swear that thing is actually a demon

  • @autobot1stlieutenantjazz980
    @autobot1stlieutenantjazz980 Год назад +236

    I like how no one tried starting beef with sanctified mind, considering all of the raid teams he's disbanded single handedly

    • @supersizesenpai
      @supersizesenpai 9 месяцев назад +24

      Na the various bugs did that, sanctified mind just benefited from it. 😂😂

    • @l3ftie578
      @l3ftie578 7 месяцев назад +1

      that raid is brutal lmfao

  • @evgenykudinov918
    @evgenykudinov918 10 месяцев назад +40

    Maaaan, that Randal the Vandal was so unexpected I spit out my coffee all over the table bro🤣🤣🤣

  • @MangoMan1280
    @MangoMan1280 Год назад +67

    “We messed around and we all found out” had me dead 😂

  • @aksis7187
    @aksis7187 Год назад +101

    Craziest thing is Skolas on Solar burn was more brutal than almost all the day one raid bosses

    • @akka8588
      @akka8588 8 месяцев назад +8

      Oh yeah, I remember that, especially when he was armed with a scorch cannon, that made things especially hard.

    • @AzarathGirl123
      @AzarathGirl123 7 месяцев назад +2

      Not if you have gjallarhorn

    • @abserd01
      @abserd01 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@AzarathGirl123having ghorn didnt stop him from oneshotting you for blinking

    • @Zevox144
      @Zevox144 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@AzarathGirl123 I can confirm when doing his shit on the last night to get the first moments of triumph done, gjallarhorn did not make it much easier.

    • @brucepa2350
      @brucepa2350 6 месяцев назад

      Even the great ghorn needed like 3 whole ammo cap

  • @MoMullet
    @MoMullet Год назад +300

    Meanwhile D2 Crota’s End; “Ain’t nobody laughing now, still think I’m a dungeon?!”
    I’m in great pain

    • @oOGubOoGubOo
      @oOGubOoGubOo Год назад +4

      fr 😂

    • @baileyroca1216
      @baileyroca1216 Год назад +4

      I mean it's still faster than ghosts

    • @Quantum_Magnus
      @Quantum_Magnus Год назад +24

      @@baileyroca1216misleading. The only reason Ghosts might be longer is because the in-between sections are sooo slow.

    • @LeMajesticJames
      @LeMajesticJames 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Quantum_Magnuswhich is why is a mid dungeon and nobody likes to do it

    • @greenlukesky4615
      @greenlukesky4615 6 месяцев назад

      Real

  • @michaelliu5260
    @michaelliu5260 Год назад +82

    Meanwhile Val Cau’or wasn’t even here when he’s the weakest raid boss lore wise but the headrest raid boss mechanically.

    • @adamboy0559
      @adamboy0559 7 месяцев назад +13

      He was a pathetic raid boss in the lore. Nothing more than a cabal who took command of part of the red legion to launch an attack on the leviathan. Simply killed and forgotten by his own people

    • @chunkyrabbit1032
      @chunkyrabbit1032 6 месяцев назад

      oh boy do I have an update for you

    • @thehale_
      @thehale_ 5 месяцев назад

      @@adamboy0559Pathetic nobody in the lore, absolute NIGHTMARE in-game.

    • @adamboy0559
      @adamboy0559 5 месяцев назад

      @@thehale_ he may have been one in game
      But there’s 0 notable feats of val Cau’or.

  • @ItsPronouncedScajjis
    @ItsPronouncedScajjis Год назад +63

    Gotta appreciate how Taniks just straight up acts like Destiny1 year1 was the only to ever exist 🗿

  • @geez_rj2214
    @geez_rj2214 Год назад +72

    Ngl the gorgons would’ve put half if not the whole room in there place.. “y’all tellin me you had to shoot ‘em?”

    • @scirrhia_kruden
      @scirrhia_kruden Год назад +5

      Nah, cause they wouldn't know who the Gorgons were talking about, on account of the Gorgons having literally retconned them outta having ever existed in the first place.

    • @Phoenix6942-7
      @Phoenix6942-7 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@scirrhia_kruden I still find it hilarious that the Gorgons' whole ability is just them disagreeing with your existence.

  • @jackmack4181
    @jackmack4181 Год назад +22

    I was expecting Oryx to just slap Crota, like a father shutting his dumb son up

  • @Flooth
    @Flooth Год назад +42

    this man never misses with the compositions of comedy

  • @Shadow762
    @Shadow762 Год назад +56

    Aksis just got Solo Flawlessed Yesterday XD

    • @weeblordgaming6062
      @weeblordgaming6062 Год назад +2

      Source

    • @paleoprodigy1044
      @paleoprodigy1044 Год назад

      ​@@weeblordgaming6062ruclips.net/video/llAj22wr3-g/видео.html

    • @ImpatientPlatypus
      @ImpatientPlatypus Год назад

      @@weeblordgaming6062 okay so look up and you'll see the search bar at the top of your screen

    • @TheS1lverBullet
      @TheS1lverBullet Год назад

      ​@weeblordgaming6062 just google it yourself smh

    • @Red790
      @Red790 Год назад +1

      @@weeblordgaming6062 RUclips

  • @oftenbanned
    @oftenbanned Год назад +19

    Randal the Vandal been putting in work from the start.

  • @oliverwithers9736
    @oliverwithers9736 6 месяцев назад +17

    Rhulk and nezerac apparently being stronger than oryx is just a testament to how non threatening the disciples have felt. Like, oryx, destroyed the entire reef army, his son has the highest guardian kill count in the series, he was a threat to existence with his taken. But what did rhulk do… some stuff in a book. Nezerac? Some stuff in a book.

    • @oryxthetakenking8275
      @oryxthetakenking8275 6 месяцев назад

      Nezarec a shotgun ape that would get outsmarted, sort of like how he got bamboozled by Savathûn

  • @romegabbert2378
    @romegabbert2378 Год назад +43

    SYLOK, THE DEFILED

  • @thebrannoncannon6565
    @thebrannoncannon6565 6 месяцев назад +3

    Contest D2 Crota watching this video: “Y’all aren’t solo flawlessing me. I’m solo flawlessing YOU!

  • @GuyonaWhim
    @GuyonaWhim 6 месяцев назад +6

    Sitting here watching this after the event of Salvations Edge happening. The Witness would just sit there sipping coffee about to roast EVERYBODY

    • @Netfilx_1101
      @Netfilx_1101 6 месяцев назад +2

      so real, the raid ALONE took around i think eight or ten hours

    • @GuyonaWhim
      @GuyonaWhim 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Netfilx_1101 The raid took 19 hours to complete

    • @Zvxers7
      @Zvxers7 6 месяцев назад

      aren't half of the raid bosses his disciples?

    • @GuyonaWhim
      @GuyonaWhim 6 месяцев назад

      @@Zvxers7 Rhulk and Nex are his. Everyone else just had a helping hand

    • @Zvxers7
      @Zvxers7 6 месяцев назад

      @@GuyonaWhim i think the witness didn't really consider calus a disciple, it considered him a tool to lure the guardian to the veil so it can use our ghost to connect the veil and Traveller
      But im pretty sure oryx was somewhat of a disciple, it was helped by the witness and it became loyal to the witness and darkness so 50% disciple i guess

  • @HeavenlyDemonicEmperor
    @HeavenlyDemonicEmperor 11 месяцев назад +7

    Randal the OG raid boss and the most op rookie killer in history

  • @BestoFriendoCassidy
    @BestoFriendoCassidy 7 месяцев назад +7

    Crota brought back the only good Warlock set in Destiny. We grateful.

  • @Devout214
    @Devout214 Год назад +17

    Imagine being such a based father that you push your son into a vex portal and leave him there for like 100 years cuz he spilled some parasite on the carpet or sum shit.

  • @The_Sanctified_Mind.
    @The_Sanctified_Mind. Год назад +5

    0:27 bro is speaking facts

  • @YourAverageLucario
    @YourAverageLucario 10 месяцев назад +1

    Crota freezing after Oryx unplugging the ethernet cable was funny and true! 😂😂

  • @citrusity222
    @citrusity222 8 месяцев назад +5

    1:53 I love the way you say "that can't be right" and I don't know why I do but it always makes me laugh tbh you should make that like a catch phrase and put it on every video 🤣

  • @potato1341
    @potato1341 6 месяцев назад +2

    Destiny lore does go crazy. Like the homework that obviously went into this vid! Also yeah Rhulk could've bodied Oryx and it wouldn't be close. People might not know on the surface, but Rhulk enslaved the worm mother, the being who made the WORM GODS, the same worm Gods that the Hive Gods got their powers from in exchange for tithes. Oryx was a manager at like 5 McDonalds in 1 area, Rhulk is the CEO. Or COO, I guess the witness was the CEO...

  • @Boywhoisheadcrab
    @Boywhoisheadcrab 7 месяцев назад +7

    Cau’ur sitting in the corner with a guardian skull in his hand:

  • @Kravlou
    @Kravlou Год назад +3

    funny vids lmao and your acting ( specialy as calus) was great man, kudos

  • @xxgamerlegendxx1280
    @xxgamerlegendxx1280 6 месяцев назад +3

    Taniks is forever know as the crippled raid boss due to him ridong in a bunch of shanks( his wheelchair)

  • @DREADEDuuubGAMING
    @DREADEDuuubGAMING 5 месяцев назад

    Bro him disconnecting Crota to freeze him brought back so many glitchy memories of that raid

  • @SparkyShepard
    @SparkyShepard Год назад +5

    Val Ca'uor should've made a honourable guest appearance

  • @SgM-1000
    @SgM-1000 5 месяцев назад +1

    make that 5 taniks defeats, 2nd encounter of salvations edge

  • @Levord1980
    @Levord1980 7 месяцев назад +4

    Randal The Vandal has been an open world raid boss since D1, and you can still catch him outside… How bout’ Dat?!!
    Chilling right outside that cave.🤣

  • @2gallon643
    @2gallon643 Год назад +1

    Skits are one of the most original things to do when making videos on a game. Good job!

  • @SlimeyZockt
    @SlimeyZockt Год назад +2

    Crota really did have a glowup, he wasn't lying

  • @SlymeJeezis91
    @SlymeJeezis91 7 месяцев назад +6

    Mans is darker than dark mode

  • @TheSoundita
    @TheSoundita 6 месяцев назад +2

    Riven: casually laughing her dragon a*s off

  • @keepitabuck3889
    @keepitabuck3889 6 месяцев назад +2

    Randal got more Rep than Nezzy and Calus 😭😭

    • @Zvxers7
      @Zvxers7 6 месяцев назад

      Please don't compare calus and nezzy, atleast nezzy was a raid boss
      Also nezzy isn't 100% dead unlike calus

  • @conmanay4563
    @conmanay4563 Год назад

    2:14 yea, and Savathun completely sealed you away while she and Xivu combined couldn’t seal me!

  • @TallonFickes
    @TallonFickes 6 месяцев назад

    The unplugging the Ethernet cable 😂 I still beat Croat solo flawless without that trick but that was a perfect callback

  • @ashiliya
    @ashiliya 7 месяцев назад +2

    the randal reference broooo

  • @wick3dheathen
    @wick3dheathen Год назад +2

    Your content is legendary

  • @darcellhartshorne9939
    @darcellhartshorne9939 5 месяцев назад

    4:56 the best memes are the one you forget about then rediscover🤣

  • @williambeck2372
    @williambeck2372 6 месяцев назад +3

    SO ABOUT THAT FIFTH FADE RUN TANIKS.

  • @danworthington
    @danworthington 4 месяца назад

    Great work man. sure it took awhile to write, shoot and edit

  • @theredguy8746
    @theredguy8746 7 месяцев назад +1

    Now lets see how the witness can talk to all these raid bosses.

  • @goth.baby420
    @goth.baby420 6 месяцев назад +2

    Gotta do an updated version with new bosses 🤧

    • @spyro5223
      @spyro5223 6 месяцев назад

      damn i came to say the same thing

  • @JotunnMeister3222
    @JotunnMeister3222 7 месяцев назад

    You’re SO awesome ! You’re killing it !!

  • @justaghostyboi
    @justaghostyboi 6 месяцев назад

    "Rhulk didn't get killed by 6 Rat Kings on contest mode" maaaaaan... that gotta hurt xD

  • @ChaseDvD
    @ChaseDvD Год назад +5

    WotM has also been solo flawless’d btw. And now and warlock

    • @weeblordgaming6062
      @weeblordgaming6062 Год назад

      Source

    • @ChaseDvD
      @ChaseDvD Год назад

      @@weeblordgaming6062 look it up? On youtube?

    • @anunusualname5344
      @anunusualname5344 Год назад

      @@weeblordgaming6062Aksis Bake beaten it 2 years ago on Titan. Jubb Jubb done it on warlock

  • @smallspace6896
    @smallspace6896 Год назад +2

    I actually thought crotas might be brought back as a dungeon one time

  • @gork2
    @gork2 Год назад +3

    SYLOK THE DEFILED

  • @runayrane7464
    @runayrane7464 Год назад +1

    Midnight Coup ASMR got me dead!!! xD

  • @TheExtremeOne
    @TheExtremeOne 2 месяца назад

    Mans didn't even plug corta back in.

  • @3ChZer0
    @3ChZer0 6 месяцев назад

    Val Ca'uor: "yall got me tweakin."

  • @ukaryotik
    @ukaryotik 6 месяцев назад

    pulling out the internet was so fuckin halarious 🤣

  • @Warpded
    @Warpded Год назад

    Me and my friends did in fact refer to Crota as a strike back in D1

  • @LycorisLilyP
    @LycorisLilyP 7 месяцев назад

    As a solo player without friends in the first game, Crota was my favourite raid because it was the only one I could do lol

  • @ringerscheckmate7938
    @ringerscheckmate7938 Год назад

    That crota cable joke was downright foul.
    In the best way.

  • @coltenryder2382
    @coltenryder2382 5 месяцев назад

    this is basically just raid lore, but funn af

  • @Lunarzac
    @Lunarzac 11 месяцев назад +1

    We need a part two we need to hear about atheon and aksis please

  • @RyanMK666
    @RyanMK666 6 месяцев назад

    He ain’t wrong, crota is more iconic than most other raid bosses, but for real when’s wrath coming back 😂

  • @ashleejones586
    @ashleejones586 7 месяцев назад

    “The same Alak-Hul that turned into Blueberry fodder?” 😂

  • @basicallyhidden6399
    @basicallyhidden6399 6 месяцев назад

    Imagine doing a raid wearing only common-level gear and weapons… ngl that doesn’t sound too impossible now that I think about it lol

  • @sav-d8w
    @sav-d8w 6 месяцев назад +1

    0:04 really axsis cant be talking he got soloed too :/

  • @MementoMoriv2
    @MementoMoriv2 9 месяцев назад +1

    Randal the vandal 🖤🖤

  • @canibal_burger7011
    @canibal_burger7011 Год назад +1

    bro ur so funny me and my friends love you i cant wait to see you blow up in the destiny community, keep it up

  • @temp3608
    @temp3608 11 месяцев назад

    ''You would've been the best dungeon in the game'' Yea. I'd play that as a dungeon.

  • @FALLEN_CERBERUS
    @FALLEN_CERBERUS 6 месяцев назад

    The cabal being the worst faction is true, we wiped out 70% of their military in D1. By the time curse of Osiris came out only calus loyalists and caitls empire were all that was left, and now it’s only her empire and maybe the shadow legion, the cabal got fucked UP

  • @loganolson9537
    @loganolson9537 7 месяцев назад

    "The Cabal are a buncha clowns"
    *_Val Ca'uor has entered the chat--_*

  • @Zoochiini
    @Zoochiini Год назад

    nahh this one is probably your best one yet

  • @RUGER5264
    @RUGER5264 Год назад

    I love these so much.

  • @seabass9494
    @seabass9494 5 месяцев назад

    little did taniks know he came back again

  • @F4talRu1n
    @F4talRu1n 4 месяца назад

    Randal the vandal was technically a raid boss though

  • @suburbantrappin
    @suburbantrappin 7 месяцев назад +1

    No Aksis is crazy

  • @Scubastevia
    @Scubastevia Год назад +1

    Scuba Stevia here only bought lightfall game is 9 years old cant believe I have to pay twice for dungeons wtf

  • @MrTV-cs3mu
    @MrTV-cs3mu 6 месяцев назад

    I JUST FOUND YOU WHERE YOU BEEN ALL MY DESTINY CAREER 😂😂😂😂

  • @NamiTheAlpha
    @NamiTheAlpha Год назад

    Sava really needs a 007 badge caus eshe for real played a park in putting quite a bit of them there 😂

  • @Jesuslover2000
    @Jesuslover2000 6 месяцев назад

    We all know Taniks is the real Final Shape

  • @barstool9156
    @barstool9156 5 месяцев назад

    My question is why didn’t we gay much of a mention of Aksis. Dude was balling. He had TWO entire encounters dedicated to him.
    Tell me about a boss that had two encounters. I’ll wait

  • @scype8962
    @scype8962 6 месяцев назад

    “Witness walks in the room”

    • @Zvxers7
      @Zvxers7 6 месяцев назад

      Rhulk, nezerac, oryx, calus(bro isn't even a raid boss) would start bowing down to him

  • @popcosh2236
    @popcosh2236 Год назад +1

    I mean wrath of the machine got solo flawless

  • @xoltarr424
    @xoltarr424 Год назад

    I'm done! The dc-ing Crota part was epic!

  • @MellowGenius
    @MellowGenius 7 месяцев назад

    If you really think about it...Skolas was the first Dungeon Boss created.

  • @Neko-gc6vu
    @Neko-gc6vu 4 месяца назад

    "Raid bosses"
    Then why Randal the vandal is in room??

  • @qShermann
    @qShermann 6 месяцев назад

    I know I’m late, but I just did Crota for the first time ever never got to do it in D1 and just late to the party in 2 and it literally is a dungeon with 6 people lmao

  • @danieljohansson5509
    @danieljohansson5509 7 месяцев назад

    Gotta do one with val ca'uor from eater of stars

  • @murkkd
    @murkkd 5 месяцев назад

    You search up “vs Calus” its straight up just all of Sweatcicles 6 man videos of testing weapons against bro 💀

  • @jamesfleming3614
    @jamesfleming3614 Год назад

    Bro you funny af you got my sub bro!! I don’t even play destiny nomo 😂😂

  • @sheeshmangaming8271
    @sheeshmangaming8271 6 месяцев назад

    elite knowledge needed for the ethernet joke

  • @tylerruane1326
    @tylerruane1326 7 месяцев назад

    How did I miss this for so long?

  • @touchedme1637
    @touchedme1637 6 месяцев назад

    6 Rat Kings is insane

  • @HapyyTheCat
    @HapyyTheCat Год назад

    That wasn’t a burn. That was an immolation.

  • @Devout214
    @Devout214 Год назад +1

    Argos and Val Ca’our

  • @inickyyboyyi6178
    @inickyyboyyi6178 Год назад

    SYLOK THE DISABLED 😂❤

  • @vorpalweapon4814
    @vorpalweapon4814 Год назад

    This is a well done skit.

  • @noivern4346
    @noivern4346 6 месяцев назад

    Atheon got 1 phased by a purple sidearm