Major SALUTE to the entire APS ARMY/FAMILY!!!! Look for shout outs at the end of this video too!!! and I'm looking for some people in the comments section to SHOUT OUT in tomorrows video!!! Awesome comments= possible shout outs!!
I think it would be really cool if you interviewed or had a conversation with someone who worked as a CO or is currently a CO. It would be cool to listen to both sides.
I am a 53 year old gma who takes.care.of everyone. You make my day. I am really a caregiver by trade, but I also have strays. Right now I have my clients grand daughter and two great grand children. It's all good, but her boyfriend is what you described as a kingpin prisoner. He ain't there now, but he's got about 2 more seconds under my roof. I gave the granddaughter till the end of the month to figure it out. CPS and courts and all that crap. You keep me going. You got it figured out and if you're helping me jeep a backbone while not being a judgmental ass, I know you're helping a lot of other people too. Keep.up the food work. PEACE!
As a former CO, I had to laugh out loud, at your "bullied &beaten guards"!! As a CO (kitchen) I could always tell who was watching the chow hall by the palpable stress level! Great job Joe!!!
Ikr? How the hell are you going to stuff a dangerous weapon or anything for that matter up there? Like jeez not even an experienced sounder can do that. You'd get an UTI immediately.
Hey Joe. Could you make a top 10(or whatever) things that had changed while you were in prison? I know you were locked up for 7 years, and it would be interesting to know what surprised you when you got released. Greetings from Greece
@@steveselfridge7199 Well that's pretty evil for you to say. Most guards do suffer from massive power trips, but overall, they're still human beings. And even though there are bad prison guards, there are still good one's - one's who actually treat the prisoners like human beings, instead of stray dogs. So if you're serious about your statement, I consider you to change your mind.
When I first started in training I was so scared but had to act tough and after like 2 weeks it was cake working there, you have to treat inmates like people not animals and then you'll never have an issue
Sebastian Sotelo I was doing time over marijuana and they put me in a cell with a guy who had horrible farts. And he would do a weasely laugh every time he farted which pissed me off. Every morning they'd feed us 2 hard boiled eggs and bread. The eggs made his farts unbearable so I told him he wasn't allowed to eat anymore eggs and took them for myself every day. It sounds mean but I had no choice. It was either take his eggs or kick his ass so they'd put me in another cell.
Omg!! This shit had me laughing so hard last night I had to turn it off BC I kept waking my daughter up! Soo no more youtube at bedtime for me but ya best believe I'm about to have an afterprisonshow marathon today! I love your channel Joe! Its hysterical and very accurate but anyone who hasn't ever experienced a jail/prison setting before(which I hope you never do) will truly grasp just how true this shit is!!!!!! Thanks for sharing your experience with us and wish you all the best in the future!! 💞
CryoJump Gaming put your boots on is to fight. some places your race is required to be booted at all times. even in the shower, shower buddy must be booted too
The whole time that Joe was describing “The Chick-Dude-Prison Guard” I was thinking about “Alice” from the series “Superjail”! God, I loved that anime. That one and “Deadman Wonderland”. That’s a show that APS should watch and comment on.
I have never commented on any you tube video. But u are truly inspirational. The fact that u can laugh at such a terrible situation, makes me think twice. Dont take anything for granted. Thanks again.
Dude, seriously... I'd love to partake in a video with you. I'm a juvenile guard. It's similar but very different. I also believe that you could use your videos and experiences to help persuade some of our repeat offenders. That's all I really want. I hate seeing the same kids coming back over and over again.
NEVER hey joe my frien'ds uncle was a prison guard (retired now) do you remember any one named tucker or nah it's cool if not just wondered she said he worked in your state so thought you've might've had him has a guard
Joe I had to pause the video halfway through just to comment. I did not expect you to pull this vid off and it's fucking awesome. Love you dude (not punk tattoo guy intended)
I enjoy this guy and channel so much. Glad you're growing so fast! Quick question, what if someone yells "floor is wet" or "waldo" as a joke or on accident?
Lmfao that’s one way. We usually had “Feed these dogs” cause we were in a literal dog house. But rikers is notorious for that floors wet shout out though.It’s the easiest 8-10k you’ll ever get within 90days lol as soon as it’s done, FLOORS WET!!! YALL HEAR? FLOORS WET!!
Just discovered your page. Reminded me of when I worked in a prison in southern West Virginia the inmates would call me "lil convict" the way I was raised no snitching so I would give heads up on shake downs and what not. So I ended up getting in a lil trouble so they started investigating me and realized I had 2 warrants for me in SC needless to say I no longer have that job but i gained a best friend from the experience all convicts arnt bad people. I have some crazy ass stories. Doing well bro enjoying the page
Dude, this was your best shows yet! You should do one about how long it took to get used to crapping in a crowd. I was in the Anne Arundel county jail that was a dorm room and the TV was right under the TV. I didn't crap for five days. No lie. By the time I left, I was crapping twice a day as normal.
Reece Nix 1:tattoo 2:porn 3:"i didn't see shit" 4:fight back 5:didn't do press ups in the showers 6:tattoo 7:porn 8:"i didn't see shit" 9:fight back 10:didn't do press ups in the showers You get the picture;)
Bro I stumbled upon your channel like a month ago and really would like to say how much I like your personality bud. I wish you the best and hope you succeed while you're on the outs and walking the straight and narrow.
Great channel man. Oddly inspirational. Good to see someone doing something positive when they get out. Keep it up, and stay on the straight and narrow my man!
Maybe you could do something like 10 Diffenrences to German Prison or another Country for sure . I know there are huge differences between europe and USA
allan mckinney in one video he said something about being called "juice man" so smt. Because he was indeed giving out juice in the chow hole. Not too sure, but it was smt along those lines
Thanks for the video. Keep it up. You've made a video about the worst guard you met. Could you make one about the coolest, most fair guard you met in prison? Could be interesting.
Major SALUTE to the entire APS ARMY/FAMILY!!!! Look for shout outs at the end of this video too!!! and I'm looking for some people in the comments section to SHOUT OUT in tomorrows video!!! Awesome comments= possible shout outs!!
AfterPrisonShow Allo joe.
AfterPrisonShow did you smell alot of farts in prison ?
AfterPrisonShow Can you do more prison food? xD if not that's fine
AfterPrisonShow APS 5 ways to find if a person is a snitch
AfterPrisonShow most dangerous prisoner
Top 10 ways to pass time in prison
I like it!!!
AfterPrisonShow i like it too, plz do it
Darian Mccants 100th like
Apple Lysol Oh yes Number 1 Pass time
jerkin it.
I think it would be really cool if you interviewed or had a conversation with someone who worked as a CO or is currently a CO. It would be cool to listen to both sides.
I'd volunteer for that haha. Correctional Officer here.
Let a CO do the 10 worst kinds of prisoners.
"a walking panic button." absolutely hilarious Joe.
I am a 53 year old gma who takes.care.of everyone. You make my day. I am really a caregiver by trade, but I also have strays. Right now I have my clients grand daughter and two great grand children. It's all good, but her boyfriend is what you described as a kingpin prisoner. He ain't there now, but he's got about 2 more seconds under my roof. I gave the granddaughter till the end of the month to figure it out. CPS and courts and all that crap. You keep me going. You got it figured out and if you're helping me jeep a backbone while not being a judgmental ass, I know you're helping a lot of other people too. Keep.up the food work. PEACE!
Future murder victim right here.
As a former CO, I had to laugh out loud, at your "bullied &beaten guards"!! As a CO (kitchen) I could always tell who was watching the chow hall by the palpable stress level! Great job Joe!!!
I knew a Co that met his high school bully in prison he had alot of fun
No you dont
HaHa
r/thathappened
Karma
So damn gay ...
Hey joe can u do a video on worst thinks to say to prison guards
Michael Snelham now that is an awesome idea! look for a shout out tomorrow!😆
do top 10 shower stories (rape, jerking of, stabbings etc)
Michael Snelham he should do a reaction video on a Beyond Scared Straight video
"is that a weapon in your pants,...
or are you happy to see me?"
Touchy ur pee pee is the worst type of guard in underage prison
Shedman lol
Shedman If You can't right penis you shouldn't be watching this video.
Oh wait I just got to that part sorry
Ikr? How the hell are you going to stuff a dangerous weapon or anything for that matter up there? Like jeez not even an experienced sounder can do that. You'd get an UTI immediately.
Shedman Says the person who cant tell the difference between right and write.
underage prison doesn't exist
10 privileges in prison
Male guards?
Ytremz yes
Adam Hurricane you never leave the prison a virgin
Safwan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is not having your rectum increase in size one?
I loved how the touchy your pee pee guard is actually a picture of TSA guy
Every time no shit i guess my dick is to big it picks up every
10 signals use to say "a guard is coming"
Murphy the floor is wet. jumbilia. whoopp
Murphy he already did a vid on that
Murphy Hooty Whoooooo !!
This guy a CO just tryinna get tha one up 😂
THE FLOOR IS WET!
Ah jangle jangle jangle jangle jangle Ah jangle jangle jangle jangle jangle Ah jangle jangle jangle jangle jangle
that was funny
Saddest things you witnessed prison
Michael Clifford never forget
Michael Clifford dicks out for brokewing
@ergoroxx the Lord of baguettes can we get an F in chat for brokewing
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Hey Joe. Could you make a top 10(or whatever) things that had changed while you were in prison? I know you were locked up for 7 years, and it would be interesting to know what surprised you when you got released. Greetings from Greece
Kortari420PleizIt great idea! 😆😆😆😆
i like how you and this other youtube channel (officer410 or something) started growing extremely fast at the same time. one a cop ones an ex con lol.
Storm 13957 Officer401 is what let me here because it mentioned APS in one of his vids.
Matthew McMurtry you have a video link?
Storm 13957 That's ironic
DcTauren of dem hordies if only you were smart and knew what ironic meant
Steve Stevens I know what irony is, that was a mistake
prisoner: "shh, you hear that?"
prisoner 2: "i hear keys"
*JANGLE JANGLE JANGLE JANGLE*
OMG, i couldn't stop laughing at that part!!! xD
I literally stay up on a school night just to watch this. I never miss a video :)
Easse true APS ARMY right there!
@@AfterPrisonShow uI’m i
just open the shirt i ordered from u and saw it wss signed! i didnt know it would be signed, im so excited! thanks so much, joe!
RunFromHumanContacts hell yeah! I'm glad you liked it😆😆
he's the only youtuber that aucctuly uses the comments as ideas now wonder he has 371k subs
Miguel9867 update
English
*100*
😸🐭👍
Ahhhh.... jingle-jangle-jingle-jangle.....
Jingle jangle jingle jangle jingle jangle.....
Jade nice
Jade car keys frylock
Hahahaha
Jade Floors wet!!
Prison guard here, glad I'm not on the list haha
Do the best kind of prison guards!
Love the channel bro, good luck
Andrew James , dead ones. List over.
@@steveselfridge7199 Well that's pretty evil for you to say. Most guards do suffer from massive power trips, but overall, they're still human beings. And even though there are bad prison guards, there are still good one's - one's who actually treat the prisoners like human beings, instead of stray dogs. So if you're serious about your statement, I consider you to change your mind.
@@steveselfridge7199 you're an absolute moron
You're the skinny one that gets scared. There are very few good cos y'all are wanna be cops that can't cut it.
@@landonbowling6677 not sure who you're talking about but ok boomer
*achoo* "GET AWAY FROM MEEEE!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"For what? I'm sitting here taking a shit" LMFAO
Esbei W 😂😂😂😂
hey joe could you compare how shows/movies portray prison vs. how prison actually is. keep up the great work! you're a real inspiration
Josie Breazeale PLEASE DO THIS JOE!!!
Gotta say, I'm loving this freaking channel
When I first started in training I was so scared but had to act tough and after like 2 weeks it was cake working there, you have to treat inmates like people not animals and then you'll never have an issue
Hey joe have you seen corrupt prison guards while you were in prison
yes. some guards are very corrupt.
AfterPrisonShow did u smell alot of farts in prison
Sebastian Sotelo I was doing time over marijuana and they put me in a cell with a guy who had horrible farts. And he would do a weasely laugh every time he farted which pissed me off. Every morning they'd feed us 2 hard boiled eggs and bread. The eggs made his farts unbearable so I told him he wasn't allowed to eat anymore eggs and took them for myself every day. It sounds mean but I had no choice. It was either take his eggs or kick his ass so they'd put me in another cell.
Dat dude LMAO
dat dude sry man doubt you were in prison dood
Omg!! This shit had me laughing so hard last night I had to turn it off BC I kept waking my daughter up! Soo no more youtube at bedtime for me but ya best believe I'm about to have an afterprisonshow marathon today! I love your channel Joe! Its hysterical and very accurate but anyone who hasn't ever experienced a jail/prison setting before(which I hope you never do) will truly grasp just how true this shit is!!!!!! Thanks for sharing your experience with us and wish you all the best in the future!! 💞
The touchy your pee pee had me shaking I was laughing so hard that I woke my husband up.
Bruh you doin allright ?! F tge Ruskis !!
I fucking love this channel and all the little inside references. Floors wet!!!!! Go put your shoes on!!
#findpunktattooguy
#punktattooguy
666pmt Waldo!
what's put your shoes on
what's put your shoes on
CryoJump Gaming put your boots on is to fight. some places your race is required to be booted at all times. even in the shower, shower buddy must be booted too
CryoJump Gaming put your shoes on &- meet me in the yard, bitch
new T shirt coming soon its called the "ahh jangle jangle jangle jangle jangel *
xCJPONDx Martinez outlawwww
That was hilarious I love your videos and your stories, Keep up the great work Joe, you are the man!!
hey joe can you do more prison food?
Yes. Definitely. I hope to do a new prison food video this week!
+AfterPrisonShow yay!
"God forbid that you never are". So I guess you want us to go to prison then LOL.
Anthony M. FLOORS WET!!! GRAMMAR POLICE!!!
I don't think that was a pretty clear statement.:/
The whole time that Joe was describing “The Chick-Dude-Prison Guard” I was thinking about “Alice” from the series “Superjail”! God, I loved that anime. That one and “Deadman Wonderland”. That’s a show that APS should watch and comment on.
"not only is he a thug, *he be in them streetz too* "
damn i love this show
Dying
Yeah, as soon as he said that, I lost it because I knew exactly what he meant lmfao
10 most uncomfortable moments in prison
Please don't roast me :-:
Microwave Oven ffs
The_Real_SCG when u drop the soap
I have never commented on any you tube video. But u are truly inspirational. The fact that u can laugh at such a terrible situation, makes me think twice. Dont take anything for granted. Thanks again.
You should comment more, commenting is the reason this video came out, which made you realize what you realized.
ever experience/participate in a prison bukakke ?? If so, who finished first?
Barry McCockiner wtf
Ray Buchanan who knows man, you heard about the promiscuous lady prison guard! Maybe she wants alil rope on her face hahaha
Barry McCockiner idk i'd say it would be a bit better to maybe get the noodles wet if you know what i mean, less suspicion then
it was bill
Barry McCockiner wtf xD
RIP brokewing ;-;
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We still pray to this day.
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Huh?? What’s that??
How you not know brokewing 😭😭
Great video Joe! keep it up with the daily uploads man its awesome
Dude, seriously... I'd love to partake in a video with you. I'm a juvenile guard. It's similar but very different. I also believe that you could use your videos and experiences to help persuade some of our repeat offenders. That's all I really want. I hate seeing the same kids coming back over and over again.
I work county, it is sad to see an entire family locked up at once because the parents were into drugs and get the kid into drugs too.
As a Juvenile guard do you have to be a cross between hardass and therapist? Because your working with kids, who can probably still be helped.
It doesn't take long to realize which one of the kids is going to go to prison.
I worked juve, ran the admin seg unit. Almost all juvies are the “emerging rapper” type. They are all going to be superstars....
Don't brag about being a screw
10 things that people think is true about prison but isn't
Føppli Tøp you late
Brian Jackson nah?
Føppli Tøp its weird af finding a clique member on this video
Tiger Haha
Føppli Tøp iiim
I love that I've seen enough of the APS to get the inside jokes 😅love you bro! keep up the good work!
I gotta wake up in 6 hours and can't sleep. Lets just watch APS then lol.
Time2Go you rock!
Time2Go whats the matter you got a 12h prison guard shift
jan Koper Ah ofc, totally forgot it m8
Time2Go get on my level, i got 5 hours left till i have to wake up
magma26 but the comment was 2 hours ago...
You could make a prison guard Pokedex!
Prisondex
I want to see 1,000,000 subscribers!!!!!! let's do this people! spread the word of After Prison Show! he deserves this.
"Let's do that today" shirt says "nope not today"
Top 10 dumbest things you did in prison
The Roblox Guy // TRG omg awesome.😆
You gotta be one of the best people to watch on the Net, keep up the good work and explain the world to the fresh faced,,, PEACE!!!!!!
joe, could you make a video about the danger of prison gangs?
Amnesia he did already
Amnesia you late
Mad dogger link?
NOTIFICATION SQUAAAD, Greets from Germany!
360p squad
Hello Germany!!!
Sorry lol we're too fast for RUclips. lol
NEVER hey joe my frien'ds uncle was a prison guard (retired now) do you remember any one named tucker or nah it's cool if not just wondered she said he worked in your state so thought you've might've had him has a guard
I don't know. I met way too many prison guards lol
Every kind of guard you mentioned put a picture of a guard I came across up here in canada during my prison days. Funny shit bro!! Keep it going!!
Can you make a video about some of your favorite people in prison? Punk tattoo guy doesn't count
If not, definitely turn this into a series. Maybe do top tens about many things
What about me?
Coffee Man lol
Thatguywithaphone i like your profile pic
Coffee Man, sorry forgot about you
The top stories of the infamous "I'm innocent " claims
Afterprisonshow is definitely my new favorite RUclips channel. You’re awesome Joe!
You should 10 worst prisoners that you'll ever meet and I love your videos
Definitely one the way!!!
can you make a video about 10 different types of prisoner
oh yeah... lol I was thinking about that video while editing this one. lol
Joe I had to pause the video halfway through just to comment. I did not expect you to pull this vid off and it's fucking awesome. Love you dude (not punk tattoo guy intended)
I did a text about you on my English exam today, it was lit!
Lmfao joe the sleeper guard had me cracking up 😂
im glad you are out and i love your videos dude. keep making great videos dude.
good video Joe
Couldn't agree more
best/worst prison food!
joe.. seriously.. you're one of the only youtubers that can make me gut laugh 50 times in one video
Best notification Ive seen all damn day!!!!!!
frfr
Noname that makes me happy. thank you.😃
I enjoy this guy and channel so much. Glad you're growing so fast! Quick question, what if someone yells "floor is wet" or "waldo" as a joke or on accident?
Man you crack me up! Loving your channel and your sense of humor. So happy for you that you didn't lose your mind in there!
"promiscuous actually sort of refers to ... whore" lost it xD
Martin Rom. My doctor called me promiscuous lol
That was honestly some of the absolute funniest stuff I have heard in a long, long time. Outstanding job Joe!!!
I am looking into becoming a corrections officer when i stumbled onto this videoXD Freaking hilarioussss look forward to more videosss!!
Hey joe can you do a Vlog tomorrow and show us how a day of your is
KaTech tomorrow is going to be hectic. you really don't want to see that. lol
AfterPrisonShow ok 😌 awesome video by the way and nice haircut
KaTech don't turn him into a vlogger
Chato Perez his vids are perfect I just want to see what he gets up to for 1 day 😌
Ah jangle jangle jangle jangle jangle FLOORS WET!
Only a few will understand😂
Young Scott lmfao😂😂😂
Lol
Lmfao that’s one way. We usually had “Feed these dogs” cause we were in a literal dog house. But rikers is notorious for that floors wet shout out though.It’s the easiest 8-10k you’ll ever get within 90days lol as soon as it’s done, FLOORS WET!!! YALL HEAR? FLOORS WET!!
Does that mean a guard is around?
@@Toskrr - the sound of keys can mentally torture a prisoner over time. It can wake you up as you sleep, the tension is horrible. Don't go prison
Just discovered your page. Reminded me of when I worked in a prison in southern West Virginia the inmates would call me "lil convict" the way I was raised no snitching so I would give heads up on shake downs and what not. So I ended up getting in a lil trouble so they started investigating me and realized I had 2 warrants for me in SC needless to say I no longer have that job but i gained a best friend from the experience all convicts arnt bad people. I have some crazy ass stories. Doing well bro enjoying the page
10 worst haircuts in prison
Damn I'm early. Just wanted to say hi and you're awesome :)
You certainly are early. SO early in fact YOU"RE FIRST!!! You're awesome!
Man, it's so dope that you replied! Keep up the good work!
Dude, this was your best shows yet! You should do one about how long it took to get used to crapping in a crowd. I was in the Anne Arundel county jail that was a dorm room and the TV was right under the TV. I didn't crap for five days. No lie. By the time I left, I was crapping twice a day as normal.
Anyone know where I can get some coffee?
Coffee Man u wasted so much time, for no attention
He got your attention
Coffee Man get a skateboard and carry 8 at a time
Coffee Man buckstar
No, but I do know a good covfefe place.
"he be in the streets too"
Laughed my ass off.
I'm supposed to be asleep but your videos are so good I can't stop watching. Thanks for sharing.
you forgot these
-ex military prison guard
-gay man prison guard
-body odor prison guard
-"no" prison guard
-mama prison guard
-dirty cop prison guard
oh, and lesbians prison guard
Well, maybe not bad, but it's definitely a type.
What about the Gay man prison guard?
James Barlow he did. It's the chick dude prison guard
Hi Joe love you vids
Vinny coniglio you're awesome! thank you.😃
OMG Joe You nailed the 10 types of prison guards. I personally saw all 10 types while being locked up here in Arizona Womens prison.
Jangle Jangle Jangle Jangle Jangle
LegendaryGamingGuy that's hot😋😉
This dudes vocab is amazing
Fluke Boi how so?
im digging this natural lighting!
Top 10 things you did to survive in prison?
Reece Nix nice!
Reece Nix
1:tattoo
2:porn
3:"i didn't see shit"
4:fight back
5:didn't do press ups in the showers
6:tattoo
7:porn
8:"i didn't see shit"
9:fight back
10:didn't do press ups in the showers
You get the picture;)
Reece Nix watch joe take credit for those reasons ^^^^ word for word
DXsuckit44 actually if watched his past videos he explains how those exact things helped him survive in prison so he didn't steal shit
DXsuckit44 he's my boyfriend because I backed him up with facts and debunked your bullshit ? Alright lol that's cool
yoo this man made me laugh so hard when he was talking about the skinny man and a prisoner lmao
Luis Hernandez ha!!! glad you liked that!😂😂😂
Bro I stumbled upon your channel like a month ago and really would like to say how much I like your personality bud. I wish you the best and hope you succeed while you're on the outs and walking the straight and narrow.
I wonder if when joe left prison he said "PEACE" like at the end of all his videos
you just tickled my fancy joe.
5:18 that part was perfect hahaha..."help me, get me out of here" (t-shirts says): "nope, not today"
I have that "Nope, Not Today" shirt.....
I feel proud :D
I have one also lol
Joe please do a vid on more of the fights you won
I will. I did win a few. Lost a lot more though. lol
2r67tfywefgwyfwgfwgf HE responded my life is complete joe i will one day buy you a doctor pepper xD
supahmanefraf lol thank is too funny!😂😂😂
Great channel man. Oddly inspirational. Good to see someone doing something positive when they get out. Keep it up, and stay on the straight and narrow my man!
Maybe you could do something like 10 Diffenrences to German Prison or another Country for sure .
I know there are huge differences between europe and USA
good idea. I will look into that. lol
Hey joe what was you're prison nickname if so was there a story behind it
allan mckinney Gerrero i think
Filippa M That is his last name, not his nickname, lol.
allan mckinney in one video he said something about being called "juice man" so smt. Because he was indeed giving out juice in the chow hole.
Not too sure, but it was smt along those lines
Yunaii 00 thats in every lock up, they call you by your job title, juice man, house man, floor man, diet man. Not really a personalized nick name
His name was Jay
Thanks for the video. Keep it up. You've made a video about the worst guard you met. Could you make one about the coolest, most fair guard you met in prison? Could be interesting.
10 most dangerous people you were locked up with in prison!!
c move 1 Uchiuh Michael Vick