*the research:* After frivolous testing and multiple consumer questionnaire surveys, I can finally say that the result of my kickstarter funded research is that Red Lobster is indeed a 5/5 and that I will be going back once funding has continued
Ok but actually...... that could be something interesting. Go to a highly rated small town restaurant, then go to a gourmet restaurant. Order the same dish cooked in the same manner (sirloin steak medium rare, for example). You could judge the over all quality of the food, portion sizes, availability of sides, time taken to receive meal after ordering, etc.
Well, with implants, it'd no longer be her real, natural ass. So, yeah, it's fake, hence the quotation marks. (Okay, in reality, it's probably just yet another misuse of quotation marks in an attempt to emphasize a word and make it stand out, but I thought it was kind of funny considering the situation.)
guys, it's a pun using Ebonics. There is a colloquial phrase of '___ my ass'. She's saying fund me, fund my ass, but she literally means her ass. It's quite clever when you think about it.
@@bashkuch cojones (cohonehs or if you have her Mike Tyson accent it's "cuhonith") is Spanish slang for balls (so like she's saying "bigger is always better, and im not talking about balls")
+Pip the alchemist I think she still could have tried to sound more coherent, though. I'm pretty sure most black people with such thick accents know how to sound more white when they need to. If she always sounds like this, then I'm not sure how her friends understand her.
Man I'm from Algeria, a third world country. English isn't even our second language it's totally optional for us to learn English yet i can at least spell "insight" right lol
100$: A thank you E-mail. 150$: A personalized thank you E-mail 250$: Your name will be moaned once during sex. 500$: Your name will be shouted during sex. 600$: Your name will be shouted thrice during sex. 750$: Your name will be screamed at climax. 1000$: Your name in the credits of a porno. 1250$: You will be placed in a thank you note on the front page of a sex guide. 1500$: You will be sent a (signed) used dildo and a (signed) used condom. Both unwashed. 2000$: You will be in the background of a porno. 10000$: A Skype call.
Logan Oates 17500$: 1 minute of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket) 20000$: 2 minutes of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket) 22500$: 3 minutes of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket) 25000$: 4 minutes of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket) 27500$: 5 minutes of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket) 32500$: 10 minutes of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket)
+Axel Soto He wasn't joking, he meant that there was an actual tier of reward on the project that allowed you to do that - in regards to 'awesomegamer jake' so to quote you "You dumbass".
Hey It's Wyatt You guys are fucking morons, explain to me why you think that making a video 10 minutes long makes more money? When a video is 10 minutes they can put multiple ads, but you morons, even if they don't run multiple ads go ballistic if the video is 10 minutes.
0:29, the background of her thumbnail is actually the skin of the ferocious beast from nowhere land. Unbelievable that she had the audacity to skin him and put it in a picture. This shit makes Kathy Griffin look like a saint in comparison.
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
Fund my dinner.
5 star meals are so popular. Help fund me so I can see what the big deal is. I will do research.
Ha
*the research:* After frivolous testing and multiple consumer questionnaire surveys, I can finally say that the result of my kickstarter funded research is that Red Lobster is indeed a 5/5 and that I will be going back once funding has continued
Ok but actually...... that could be something interesting. Go to a highly rated small town restaurant, then go to a gourmet restaurant. Order the same dish cooked in the same manner (sirloin steak medium rare, for example). You could judge the over all quality of the food, portion sizes, availability of sides, time taken to receive meal after ordering, etc.
@@VideoGums then go do it
@@TheH10ne then fund my bowel movements.
Why does she put 'ass' between quotes? It's like she's implying it's not actually an ass.
how do you know it's not........
+Logan “NGMajora” Smith The quotes? idk.
Well, with implants, it'd no longer be her real, natural ass. So, yeah, it's fake, hence the quotation marks. (Okay, in reality, it's probably just yet another misuse of quotation marks in an attempt to emphasize a word and make it stand out, but I thought it was kind of funny considering the situation.)
guys, it's a pun using Ebonics. There is a colloquial phrase of '___ my ass'. She's saying fund me, fund my ass, but she literally means her ass. It's quite clever when you think about it.
Asserting Word I doubt it. Perhaps you *concur*.
"Fund mah attthhhh"
Kermit Jagger underrated comment is underrated
"Gain da esperience"
Mike tythens daughther
I know you love me I'm Bosnian
@PiK I wouldn't say its racist to make fun of any general speech impediment.
Idubbbz should be a judge on shark tank
Jack Noir he needs to be rich though
skittles14372 He's rich in character my dude.
DoubleTInThe Morning hell yeah
👏👏👏 YES
Is that the Americans dragons den?
She looks like the kind of girl who wears Cookie Monster pajamas to school and eats hot Cheetos with Arizona tea for breakfast
Thats... quite specific.
And walks around with a Disney princess blanket, and is often found screaming loudly outside of your classroom during a test with 4+loud af friends
😂
thats the most american thing I've ever read
@@bellatrix1408 this is the somehow moreso trashy side of us
This project was half-assed
Underrated comment
@Lord appulsaws thuckth*
@Lord appulsaws You thed it man
“Never half ass two things, full ass one thing” - Ron Swanson
One cheeked
But, she wants to gain essperience!
+skudzer1985 Assperience*
+Yojiro
dont be so harsh, she surely has high asspirations!
+Trash animations I Assume this is meant to be funny?
She gon' do a lot of essearch.
Trash animations More like fat asspirations!
C U H O N I T H
C U H O N I T H
C U H O N I T H
Guys wtf is a cuhonith?
@@bashkuch cojones (cohonehs or if you have her Mike Tyson accent it's "cuhonith") is Spanish slang for balls (so like she's saying "bigger is always better, and im not talking about balls")
@@slightlyoffensivedadjokes thank you
Ah shuuved uh whole bag uh jelleh beans uup mah ayus. An i’ss tweny foh hours latuh an ah ain faan nun yeat.
*thuuved
*beanth
*ayuth
*ith
*hourth
yeat
*"I am beautiful, no matter what they say!"*
~Francis of the Filth
no u
Franthith
Critter Swarm rip papa franku
*"Words can't bring me down"*
*weeping and screeching*
*insecurity intensifies*
when she started talking i thought it was idubbbz parodying her
David Pocar , but
Butt
Me too lmao
David Pocar i thought i was thw only one
She sounds like Mike Tyson
Mike Tython
Mr. Allmighty Cornholio 69th like
She is.
Holy fuck she does
@@JesusChrist-cl5ut protect me from evil hayzeus
Fund my crippling depression.
Len Frantora Fund my osteoporosis
Sure man
Len Frantora original
Len Frantora I don’t need funding for that, I already surpassed my goal
Len Frantora are you a boy or girl
I love how stiff,rigid and awkward Ian's jokes were back in the day lmao
@@anonymousblank5635 Imagine thinking that you actually did something
@@Me_23_at_U U wot m8? 🤔
@@Me_23_at_U u wot m8?
@@anonymousblank5635 That's what I thot
Searching for the d was actually a win imo while actually awkward stuff gets unaddressed
I’m takin bout big boos and big buuuhs
Damn you even look like a ghost
It would be cool if you actually had content
And I'm not talking about kahaounes
Thanks for the incite
666 thumbs up >:D
I thought the girl said "My name is chef" at the beginning
+Trevor Hinds potassium
+Trevor Hinds Cyanide
+Trevor Hinds nitrogen
+Trevor Hinds Carbon
have u seen it
She needs the funds for a speech therapist. A big ass is not going to change the slurred words 😒
Alex Clark Accents are learned so blame her parents 😂🙄
Pip the alchemist That’s just ‘cause of her fat ass gums
Good incite on the the subject matter
+Pip the alchemist I think she still could have tried to sound more coherent, though. I'm pretty sure most black people with such thick accents know how to sound more white when they need to. If she always sounds like this, then I'm not sure how her friends understand her.
anyone can have a lisp
I love how he imitates her words. Ethperiens. Kahonath.
I kept hearing assperience. XD
And I'm not talkin bout cuhonith
Siilent Sounds like a Hawaiian person word.
Siilent
I think is Cojones xD
I think she has a lisp
Aiden M.E.K// Aiden kelly I think she hath a lithp*
Siilent lol
Is she even trying to speak? She slurs worse than me when I haven't slept for over a day.
"ill becom one of dese people to gain speriencse"
"Imm talkin bout bewbz n buttz"
Hey, she is stupid. I can take advantage of that. ;)
Julio Urbina Stupid = Has Herpes
Eli Hough Fuck
You can watch this series 100 times and never tire of Ian's irritation and vitriol .
I like that she says she will "document" her research on snapchat. Doesn't snapchat delete messages and pictures shortly after creation?
+Taras Shevchenko you have no evidence
You can save Snaps before sending them
172 old people liked this .
@jaden9128 Nah. She would obviously only put it in her story
I literally had to pause the video every time he said incite because I was laughing so hard
same same same
Her spelling was so trash I forgot how to actually spell insight correctly for a few seconds "insite... No, insi... Oh fuck insight, fuck my ass!"
DirtyDirtyShisno fund*
Man I'm from Algeria, a third world country. English isn't even our second language it's totally optional for us to learn English yet i can at least spell "insight" right lol
I was reading Albert Camus recently, so I guess you could say I know a thing or two about Algerian culture
@@DeadEndGoose so u already know that France forced both french language and even culture on Algerians lol we were f***ed by france
@@DeadEndGoose same
Nah nah nah, its spelled icite. Ya'know?
@@lowang9708 you fucking bet I am from Algeria :) nice to see another Cabile out there
Fund my sex life.
Nedark Alright, how much is this gunna cost me?
100$: A thank you E-mail.
150$: A personalized thank you E-mail
250$: Your name will be moaned once during sex.
500$: Your name will be shouted during sex.
600$: Your name will be shouted thrice during sex.
750$: Your name will be screamed at climax.
1000$: Your name in the credits of a porno.
1250$: You will be placed in a thank you note on the front page of a sex guide.
1500$: You will be sent a (signed) used dildo and a (signed) used condom. Both unwashed.
2000$: You will be in the background of a porno.
10000$: A Skype call.
Flicko Zicko How much to join in on the fun for 5 minutes?
Logan Oates
17500$: 1 minute of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket)
20000$: 2 minutes of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket)
22500$: 3 minutes of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket)
25000$: 4 minutes of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket)
27500$: 5 minutes of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket)
32500$: 10 minutes of fun (You have to purchase your own plane ticket)
Help fund my will to live
She needs a GoFundMe for a speech therapist.
"Hello, manem jeff".
Manem poon
I wanna gain thsperience
mand0rk "Incite" fucking killed me
XD
she should have had a 100 dollar reward tier: test drive my new ass
i bet she would get funded.
I'm pretty sure there was a reward where you could bang her xD
+S Dew It was a 500$ reward. you could smash if u backed 500
+AwesomeGamer Jake that was his joke you dumbass
+Axel Soto HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
+Axel Soto He wasn't joking, he meant that there was an actual tier of reward on the project that allowed you to do that - in regards to 'awesomegamer jake' so to quote you "You dumbass".
Fund my RTX-2070. Everyone is buying them for the crazy graphics, but there must be more to it. Help me get one, I will do research.
lmao she sounds like walter white's son
+ThePainkiller9995 LMAO YOU ARE RIGHT
+ThePainkiller9995 She actually does xD
YEAH BITCH SCIENCE
Ddddade wwwhat's for bbbbbreakfast
BRUUUUUH
"Hello, my name-a Chef"
Toaster Coaster Chefsman
Toaster Coaster ma nemme chef
Wat up
@@barbasolboi3120 greetings fellow human
Eh-straym=Extreme.
Hoodinese 101 Ian.
The way she says "Fund my Ass" and the stock royalty free music in the background made me laugh for a good 10 minutes
Fund my depression.
Haha so funny, depression and anxiety is cool now right?
100th like..
@@beyondbackwater4933 Self deprecation has been a thing for a looong time.
@@beyondbackwater4933 yes, it's the hot new thing on the market
@@beyondbackwater4933 It's called coping
*^...Cuhoneths...^*
Get The Clue And Take A Seat cojones. It means balls hahaha
It’s a disgrace someone can be a native speaker and pronounce and write like this.. what a dumb bitch
Oh for god's sake, Donald Duck is more articulate.
Sapphirewingthefurrycritic DATS WAYCIST
Stfu
@@hennessey3924 wassup
She sounds like the female version of Jinx
Dont insult the poor girl by comparing her to Jinx.
feisty lil thang
GraffitiTurtle actually that’s false
Feisty lil thang
I react to big buhhs!(not clickbait)
"I'm talking about big boobs and big butts"
I'd like you to know that flat is justice
I'd call you cancer but Maria pic proves you're cancer free
-flat girls
Anyone with a anime pp is cancer, m2
flat is cute
Mildly Offended Tatsu Ain't no anime m4. That's the highest rated light novel out there.
Every video now I eagerly await another Quaffine style response and the war that ensues. XD
This is m my favourite KC. Each time I come back to rewatch it, it’s a special essperience and I keep gaining more incite with each viewing.
I love how even here people are using the twangy guitar music.
Man, this sure feels like a heartwarming, family-friendly project thanks to that music.
A documentary on becoming thicc
N S thicc boi
How thicc will she go
She wants to gain the assperience
she sounds like Walt Jr from breaking bad
Flinn*
😂😂😂
"...evaluated upon a board of directors..." lol wtf.
evaluated where? a couch?
As a message from the future, 2014 was apparently reported to be 'the year of the booty' with a 38% raise in amount of people getting butt implants
I remember it like it was yesterday.. Dear God.
I fucking remember this video coming out 😭
Heheh, suckers living in COVID
respect for being at 9:53 and not going to 10:00 for the money
Virtual Syrup yeah the adpocolypse happened like 6 months ago
This video was uploaded before the whole Ad-pocalypse so no one really knew about the 10-minute video formula
10:01*
Hey It's Wyatt
You guys are fucking morons, explain to me why you think that making a video 10 minutes long makes more money?
When a video is 10 minutes they can put multiple ads, but you morons, even if they don't run multiple ads go ballistic if the video is 10 minutes.
Chris J 10 m is making ads when the ads is on the vid the creator makes more money even if nobady watches and it cant be demonotized
god damn i fucking love you Idubbbz you're the fucking best
+Wolfy TW fack off😂
What r u,gay ?
It's so obvious when someone just wants something for themselves for free and then tacks on "research" to make it sound selfless
She's basically trying to publicly fund her butt implants.
Go to tha 'strain = go to the extreme
Lmaoo
Azurox Sucks close, grew up around a lot of retards
lololol mfs from the south
+kalloused he he extreme...
+Azurox Sucks No, he has Idubbbz to translate. :)
Why can't these people who want to a documentary just do it on RUclips?
Cole Willams Chester bennington killed himself
damn. when I read this i was more lost then my balls before puberty. when I realised what happened I shit my pants.
I was reading this and I'm positive I had a seizure followed by a stroke then along the lines I ate some bread sticks and woke up under my bed.
Butt iDubbbz, it wasn' THAT baaad!
Yes it was..
The Afterlife I wasn´t being serious btw
+Relaxel what're you fuckin' gay?
witheggsontop what´re you a fuckin´fagoot?
+Relaxel what are you fucking cancer?
sounds like you have tons of incite
Violets are violet,
that is all,
the end
Edgy
I already respect the fact that this video is 9:53 and not 10:01
Dannyh09 2 years ago you couldnt place mid-ads if the vid was 1 min or 10 mins. So it didnt matter. Both have the same results
This video is way old.. at that time 'watch time' wasn't a thing..
This was before mid rolls
Dosent really matter because im sure he gets demonized a large majority of the time anyways lol.
@@SatansStizzy *demonitized
"I will under go the a strain (extreme)" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Grant Hunn espiriance
This project reviews itself.
'Fund? My ass.'
you have the most entertaining shit I’ve ever seen. Hands down my favorite RUclipsr...wish you still made these 😭
When she said Xstrain she was saying EXTREME
NO REALLY???? wow! i dident know that!
I actually don't know that... thanks
Kiss your shirt?
+Spider Venom makes more sense
+not a tryhard no shit, take a joke
esperienths
daytuh
1:10 (for half a second and then pause) "hello my nama jeff"
This is gold lmao
🤣🤣
GAIN THE ESPERIENCE
I'm a go through the astrain
An I’m Nat talkin about kahoneth
Suggestion: Go Fund Me Garbage
nice nice
He already has green light garbage
Oh, i guess that wouldnt work then
Go fund me feces
GoFundme Guano
Im the most amazed by the fact that an ad played before a video that literally has ass in the title and thumbnail
This is one of the funniest Kickstarter Craps I’ve seen
Secretly iDubbz doesn't wear pants.
4:49 i love the face ian makes when he gets mad
I'm happy he grew his hair out 😳
k
Zelthane until he gave himself a new hairline..
OCTOPUFF IN KUMQUAT me too! cancer is a terrible disease that should be fought. glad he beat that.
we're gonna take a vacation around the world for *R E S E A R C H*
I could re-watch these videos infinitely.
you need to divide the number of breast implants by two
123TeeMee Ha!
mayrana2 I want to die
mayrana2 I think we can put that down to eduzp's video.
You realize we have 2 ass cheeks, right? You think they only do one side?
Oh... well, okay then. :D
Did she say at the beginning that her name is chef?
lol
My name is chefffff
Jazmine, but on a black accent
My name is chef
Cheffsmine?
fund my “speech therapy”
"sometimes I try sometimes won't" words to live by
Lost without me . the
i thought it said found my ass
It does
Been 2 years, found it yet?
hate it when i lose my ass
"Butt implants is the hot new thing in the industry."
They is?
So uh how'd she manage to get into college?
she fricked(fucked) her way in to college most likely. That's right. i went there.
iDubbbzTV Nice ass edupples!
Maybe that's what the ass surgery is for, so she can try to use it to seduce someone into letting her in.
+iDubbbzTV Well that's how I'm getting into college. Work smarter, not harder.
affirmative action
inciteful video
+Isaiah Williams The fuck?
+Isaiah Williams Why Are You Typing Like This?
If this was made later, in the era of the simps, she could really capitalize off of this.
No she wouldn’t have. We’ve always been in the era of simps, we just didn’t have a word for it before.
0:29, the background of her thumbnail is actually the skin of the ferocious beast from nowhere land. Unbelievable that she had the audacity to skin him and put it in a picture. This shit makes Kathy Griffin look like a saint in comparison.
Here's some fresh *inCite* lmfao got me cracking up
and i aint talmbout kahoneth
I like how she says "My name chef" at the opening of her kickstarter video 1:10
Kardam Gergov Oh shit,she does lol
I think "Fund My Ass!" is the official motto of Patreon.
incite
Ignite
I think she’s had a stroke
why the hell is puppy monkey baby a thing?
Tbh, i have no idea, its so dumb.
cuz mountain dew
because god is dead
because advertisers have finally given up completely
+awesomeator256 That was fockin awful
Ffs my name is Jasmine. I am a s h a m e d
But her name isn't Jasmin. She clearly said "Tcheshmeh".
You should be ashamed you were given a stripper name anyways.
mine is too
save us all
MadGnomeStudios oh shit
MadGnomeStudios too much e d g e
her editing is serving '09 teen mom and 16 and pregnant mtv editing
You could tell edoobs was tired or mad or something when he made this. It was fucking hilarious.
this is my favorite kickstarter crap video
Next up in “Videos That Won’t Fucking Get Out Of My Recommended Even Though I Saw It Four Years Ago”
This is what the chubby bunny challenge sounds like in Ebonics.
I swear I always feel like I’ve watched all of these then will get recommended on I’ve never seen
Big same
It’s like they’re hidden in the crevices and than you notice there’s some change sparkling in the corner.
truly a legend for not extending it to the 10 minute mark for full ad revenue
Can someone fund me to graft a fourth arm onto me? My research after grafting a third arm was inconclusive.
Is this the "My name is shithead.." Girl?
Yep
Anyone else re-watching these?
Yeah
@@travelgaming5422 yep
This is my 3rd time going through the series.
Yep
yes
I'm laughing my ASS off and it's 2 AM on a school night and I haven't finished my hw.
Wow, I see I'm not the only one lol ._.
This is a year old but WORD!
Same fam
Do u need us to fund for your implants
What a mad lad.
Best part of the video was 4:53 when you got that jizz-flake out of your hair. Love you bb