Kickstarter Crap - "Smart" Water Bottles
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- Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024
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Kickstarter Crap / Indiegogo Excrement is a series where I look at failed projects or projects that I have a bad opinion about. Some of the kickstarter projects are from /r/shittykickstarters . Some people request terrible kickstarter projects. Most of the time, I will filter projects by 'newest' and look through them. All the opinions expressed in this video should be taken with a grain of salt.
gotta be careful guys, life's so hard you sometimes forget to breathe, eat, drink water and take a shit once in a while in order to stay alive.
s4n714g000 i feel you. My dad forgot to be with me for 30 years
+Tony Tran That went from 0 to 100 real quick.
TheNorrie1000 you didnt have to point it out
its ok. im only sad that im gay
s4n714g000 I forgot to shit untill I saw your comment . thanks
You're lost in the desert... you have a bottle of water... BUT NO WAY TO CHARGE IT 😭😭
ALL THE WATER IN THE WORLD BUT YOU CAN'T DRINK IT!!!!!!!!!! D:
You cant be thirsty if you wont know you were
This post was brought to you by the Normal Water Bottle Gang.
solar paneled battery boom
I can't go bruh, my mf WATER BOTTLE charging
I feel thirsty.. But my phone app says I'm not, well guess I'm fine
Nice Xbox 360 logo
@@Desertedhail thx for ur comment, i saw his pfp somewhere before and it was indeed 2014 /15
Egg
😔
@Famous West your face gives me great laughter
My brain is the premium version, and it tells me to drink, instead of a 40$ bottle
Gavin Dickmeyer The best part is that your parents made that brain for you, for free.
Wait how much is premium?
@@theireckus9298 with JIZZ
where did you buy?
⁰0000⁰00⁰000⁰0⁰00000000000000⁰0000000000000000000000
Think of forgetting to drink when you're thirsty as nature's way of telling you you're an idiot.
Yeah if you can't survive without a tech bottle, well natural selection is just for you
SilentMott
fucking hell that many likes and no comments?
Red Streak There's no fat on that joke. Nothing more to say.
SilentMott *420 LIKES*
LORD 5CARECROW 421 BITCH
I've got it! An alarm that goes off every few seconds, "Don't forget to breathe you fucking idiot."
Lol
+hugo lopes
it's a storm drain
you saved my life
I have sleep apnea and this triggered me...to breath.
Because when you want to breathe you are already drowning
Everybody needs to breath air, but it’s so goddamn complicated. We’ve found a way to simplify it. Introducing, iBreathe.
@Loren we could sell them in twos, we can call the lungs
@Loren I thought that was a freebie... Guess I need to pay $999 for the nose then.
I do be breathing tho
Oxygen sold separately
we really need a smart tampon that vibrates when you need to change tampons...
Yeah but honestly wouldn't we leave it inside so it would keep vibrating. 😂😂😂
It would make for one bloody climax if you left it in.
This is my favorite comment on the Internet.
I would definitely buy that
And a smart condom
Well that's a bit fucking drastic "I realised I wasn't drinking enough, so I quit my job!"
Sounds like an alcoholic's excuse to why he was fired.
Ha! It does when you put it like that. XD
"and fuck our families, we're gonna spend all our life savings in a company that will probably flunk"
Eddy W You have 911 likes... That's great
1956: There will be flying cars in the future
2015: Here's a water bottle to tell you when your thirsty
Lol
Joel Wallace
1956: There will be flying cars in the future
2017: dont know difference between your and you're
Joel Wallace you’re*
I doesnt the understand an you
What went wrong?
if they can make smart everything why dont they make smart people
Genius. ill fund your kickstarter if ypu make one
Cristofer Solis We already have those. They're called robots
Cristofer Solis there called asians
Cristofer Solis haha
Cameron Mcclanahan lol
I got a little burnt while I was at [Tanacon].
that hippie dude just took a like a jug of water from Walmart, googled "love yourself" and printed it out and stuck it on the water bottle
The "love yourself" guy looks like Lord Farquaad
he made that 2.2 litre to compensate for something
Hoseok's Cute Dimples not even Lord Farquaad deserves that
true
Ya Boy how are they a koreaboo? Do you actually know the meaning of koreaboo? It means to be obsessed with eve thing kpop and they only like Korean guys and music, you never know maybe they could just like bts nothing more.
Nubajev you fuck off
"A water bottle that tells you when your thirsty" I've got an organ in my head that does that!
Rads the thalamus, right?
And an organ that a lot of these people don't have.
Well your organ must not fucking work. because if you're old enough to have a RUclips account, you should be old enough to know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Lylas Lester
Bad day?
Lylas Lester hey thats a good comment. I bet YOUR alot of fun at a partys ;)
Ps. Dont start a sentence with because or a lower case letter. 8/10 for effort. Xxx
By the time you realize you’re injured, you’re already dead.
Nani
So if I ignore my injuries i won’t die?
Hokuto Shinken is invincible 🔥🔥🔥
By the time you realize you don't have the high ground, you've already lost.
Omae wa mou shinderu
Lets invent the smart-bong, that detects, how stoned you are, so you can tell the police officer
sAAki - NEW CHANNEL!!! I’d actually like to see a smart bong that adjusts the heat of the cone to get you perfectly stoned
08_hotline 2 there is good vaps but u have to adjust it yourself :(
sAAki - NEW CHANNEL!!! By the time you realize you're stoned you're already dead
08_hotline 2 what's a cone
But idubbbz. Everyone who has ever drank water has died.
Rubba
+John Johnson
Damn Right!
Wow, funny and original
True
Not true. There are those who haven't died yet.
Anyone else on a late night Kickstarter Crap binge? I can't stop...
yup I think i have aids doe
emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ifeel the cancer
Sean Dobbins
Matt Kerner
lol it's 4:53 am and I have work tomorrow, ITS TIME TO STOP!
It's 1:04, I have school, gotta wake up at 7, yeah. I'm gonna be tired tomarrow. Why am I doing his to myself
"Should I put a shirt on before asking for thousands of dollars from strangers? Nah, my hairy back will entice them into giving me that sweet dosh."
Smart watches, smart TVs, smart bottles- everything gets smart, except you
HatulMadan This is probably deeper and truer than intended
Cristo Alba Yeah it's supposed to be a joke, but I think it has a very deep thought in it if you think about it. Even bottles do everything for you and people lern to do less and less
I have smart Viagra it tells me when my balls would turn blue!
HatulMadan Smart cars.
HatulMadan 80th like
It lowers the ph level to 0 so it becomes acid
It raises the ph level to the number of chromosomes you have and it becomes bleach
Skripty Resources 12.6 chromosomes wooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I'm surprised I can function as an organism.
***** What? It goes to 0.
+FizzicKz Karma not only does it go to zero but it can be less than zero depending on the acidity
***** Just google "PH scale"
Idubbbz 2017 would have let that lotion sit on his face the entire episode
PuttyGuts it’s aloe Vera you put it on burns
and it's pretty painful if you let it sit there and I don't think he'd want to deal with the smell and potential stinging in his eyes
Ameri he made a bleach gummy bottle and ate it. He ate a old moldy strawberry out of some random dumpster. He shaved off and baked his hair into a cake and ate it. I don't think he cares about his eyes stinging a bit.
AvA Twisted
and ate sewer pickles
I'm new here but I recall some sewer peaches, too
Everyone’s intake of water should be different. Just drink when you’re thirsty.
*and drink at meals, I assumed that was a given
Ian's Show but I'm always thristy
Who let this water bottle on RUclips
@MeleeBro I do that too...with your girl😏
But how do I know when I'm thirsty if I don't have a water bottle to tell me that I'm thirsty?
Well to be fair you actually arent supposed to wait till you're thirsty. Just drink some water reasonably with every meal or something
OMG!!! These people get me I always forget to drink water and to breathe as well
Hahaha I actually forget to breathe sometimes...
+DropsOfPluto I forget to make my heart beat
I forgot to laugh.
By the time you've forgotten to breathe, you're already out of breath.
+QuirkyParasite4 i forget to pump blood into my heart also to blink by the time your heart rate is at 0 your already dead
I solved my hydration crisis.
I drink water when I get thirsty, problem solved.
***** actually you do, your body lets you know if you don't have enough water. Either through cottonmouth or urine color.
***** yes it is
***** says thats not how you respond to arguments *responds to arguments in that way*
***** k then gtfo
***** Resorts to using bad memes
**sips from smart water bottle**
**spit takes**
MY WATER GOT HACKED!
😂😂😂
We're gonna die because tap water is fake
WAS IT THE RUSSIANS???
I want a smart bong that tells me when the bowl is done, by sending an alert to my smartphone, of course.
Me too! I cant tell you how many times I've been trying to light a bowl, and all too late I realize it's only ash.
I hope it can tell me to fill it too; I also sometimes try to smoke fucking nothing.
@@trippydippiehippie3958 I hope it also tracks how much weed I smoke, that way I can ration it a bit.
I can't tell you how many times I hit an empty pipe to smoke the resin inside because my broke ass smoked all the green too fast. It would be great if I can set alerts on my phone to remind me when I can smoke!
If only there was some type of biological computer that had some type of systems in place that would alarm us wen we needed water and food
Gran's Stuff if only
That would be useful! Sadly, there's no such thing so i gotta stick to my "hunger detector 5000" and my "thrist-o-matic 6900"!
Gran's Stuff ikr, I almost died millions of times
Makes you wonder how the hell humans were able to make it this long
Hey Peter did your thing go off?
What's next? An overly priced device that tells you when you need to breathe?
Hannah Patterson probably some meditation device
The Apple Watch
"Oh wait, im not breathing. I should probally breathe"
Hannah Patterson Sharon from sponge bob like if yu understand the reference
Lol that "love yourself" bottle guy must have done it as a joke or a bet. There's no way he actually thought he would get money out of it.
Carman Striker15 it said that he hasn't gotten anything
Carman Striker18 yeah let's create a whole product and put effort and shit into that product as a joke
people can be idiots you never know
@@user-ht9lf8uv8h its a sticker on a generic 2 litre jug lmao
That guy was stoned out of his mind. He was probably serious, and was probably surprised when he didn't hit that goal lol
What about this: The "HATE YOURSELF -MUG"
You can choose from 2 sizes: 10ml or 10 liters
You can only drink from this mug and if its not empty when you go sleep, or if you drink any more than the mug size is, it will log into all your social media accounts and post everything you regret. It will buy some bags of shit with everything you have on your bank account. It will spam your address to strangers with a text "come and kill me, i want to die". It will not stop playing the songs you hate the most. (the last one can be disabled up to some legal issues)
I would invest to this
I like it
@Christopher Marlowe guess I'll never sleep then
Make it
10 liters it is
I need 2...maybe 3
Who the fuck forgets to drink water!? You feel thirsty because that's your body saying "Hey, you might want to start drinking something or you'll be dehydrated." You don't need a fucking smart bottle to tell you when you're thirsty. I think they need to make a project to help fund research into where their chromosomes are.
Hey guys im making a fork that tells you when you're hungry: heres the link www.ifyoutakethisseriouslythenyourefuckingretarded.com
James McCauley the link doesn't work?
Hassan Subhi It's not supposed to.
supersayian495 i know, i'm joking lol
Evan O Humans are truely getting dumber every day
1. be thirsty
2. drink water
3.???
4. death
step 4 is my only goal
3: realize it's bleach
+cody padgett oh shit
holy shit the date is the 5 of may for that post wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaah
so kool
Made me laugh more than it should've
Next up! The world's first Smart Toilet!
tells you how smelly your shit is meant to be 😂
+Flirinel Td it weighs your shit and tells you that you need to eat less
lol
Beastlyfawn228 we will know when we need to shit
They actually kind of already have them in Japan.
"yeah, I get done with a run and I eat a roast beef sandwich" that's my favorite line from this video
I love how Kickstarters always have that stupid piano jingle that makes you think your life will forever be changed lol.
Now a smart roast beef sandwich. That's what I need. I can't keep forgetting how much beefs inside me.
who asks for 11,814$ and tells you to love yourself?!
Crash Bandicooties it's an oddly specific amount
RandomMan254 yea lol well in one video the one about that zombie video game they made a random amount probably to make it sound more realistic like they know exactly how much they need
a person that try's to get your money with kind words
Lord farquad telling me I need to buy a "love yourself" water bottle.
Funny thing is that guy bought them from walmart for 2 dollars. I got one the other day lmao
half lord farquaad, half "forgot to rinse out all the conditioner but i don't wanna turn the shower back on"
As soon as you realize you already lost a fight with Kenshiro, you're already dead!
ATATATATATATATATATATA WACHA!
+Zhedox Brother
The Skeleboner A fellow Skeletor fan.
+Larry Bundy Jr Why are you showing up in the comments of every other video I watch :C
+Larry Bundy Jr
You show up everywhere!
here is what we need : smart people
Phone needed
Iddubz in his crippling depression phase
Can you imagine any species of mammal evolving when they can’t remember to eat, drink or breathe? Are we devolving??? Yes, yes we are.
Yeah, we're fucked. If retardation like autonomous cars and internet of things take off in the future, humanity has successfully devolved. Retards who want technology to live life for them as opposed to assisting life. Skynet should just end it all already if that's the case lol
No, we're not.
Our civilization just keeps retards and generally unfit-for-life people alive instead of letting natural selection do its work.
Anthropy
It’s like evolving but backwards
No the internet is just making us more aware of people who would have succumbed to natural selection if it wasn't for modern technology. (Also people have been spitting in the face of evolution and natural selection for thousands of years)
I am literally sitting here drinking a water bottle because I felt fucking thirsty. Guess what, I didn't need fucking Samuel L. Jackson to run into my room and tell me I'm fucking thirsty.
I want sam. L. Jackson to run into my room.
Steam RP Videos I'd pay for sam
"Sam L. Jackson walks into your room" kickstarter would be cool.
Cop: Freeze!!!
Samuel:I'm thirsty....
Cop:I SAID FREEZE!!!!
Samuel:I'm just getting a drink.
Steam RP Videos He will strike down with furious vengeance any thirst!
Thirst is a desire, dehydration is a state of low, usable, internal water.
All thirst has dehydration, not all dehydration has thirst.
My penis is floppy
then just drink water when working out even when youre not thirsty problem sloved. i dont understand why you need a piece of technology to remind to drink water. its not that hard of a concept
NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRD!
"I just get done with a run and I eat a roast beef sandwich." lol.
The only demographic I can see this being actually useful for is for people with Alzheimer's who don't remember when they last drank anything.
You don’t drink water because you think you haven’t drank in a while you drink water when your fucking thirsty you dickhead
@@DilussoLuxury Edgy boi
@@DilussoLuxury look at dis dood
Water is probably the only most essential substance for human body so it doesn't fucking die
How can you "forget" to drink? It's written in your DNA to drink when you are thirsty
I agree with everything in this video, but Diego isn't actually wrong. People with severe Alzheimer's do forget to drink water and become ill because of it.
The brain has many signaling functions, including hunger and thirst signals. When someone has severe Alzheimer's, brain matter begins to atrophy, and you can see loss of brain matter and activity on brain scans. When the part of the brain responsible for thirst signals, the hypothalamus, becomes affected, they lose the ability to feel thirsty.
You can't have a function if the part of the brain responsible for that function is damaged or destroyed.
I got something better than ORKA. It's called common sense
I think we should start that on Kickstarter.
Hey, It's better than some of this crap
+Riley S Ayy that's pretty good!
+Riley S How much you want for this thing called "common sense"? Do you sell it? I can't find it on Ebay.
+Banter incarnate Hey*
Coming soon the smart toilet! Tells you when you need to take a shit
Derp Cena by the time you realize you need to take a shit you've already shit
What are you a fucking gay
The hairy hippie startup wasn't as half baked as the smart bottle
He was baked himself instead
+DigitalBroomstick I guess you could say that you just...
BURNT HIM
It's called "orka" because that's the Swedish expression for "I can't be bothered to"; because you can't be bothered to keep track of your need to drink, not that it is something you need to keep track of in the first place anyway.
I orkade read your whole comment!
@@ID-8491 It's not a long comment, so it would be very sad if you didn't orka reading it.
Jag orkar inte
Orkar inte heller
pallar inte
Looks like the hulk gave you a facial 0:23
my god i love this guY! he tells the fucking true ...
guy* truth*
I can't help but feel the capitalized "Y" in "guY" was purposeful.
Carman Striker15 whY do You think so ?
How to spoken engrish
Hey Thats Feels Pretty Good!
Don't cry CRAFT
+XtrorDinary (XtrorDinary) Good thing that's on my to do list today see you never
Lol why does my name repeat in brackets? Looks I'm the one that needs a little euthanasia.
Feels good man media.giphy.com/media/ZgJ5q13FUAbT2/giphy.gif
That bong rip at the end really sold it to me that this episode was all about health
'By the time you realise you're warm, you've already spontaneously combusted, you big queef'
this video makes me DRINK WATER
Increasing the pH of your water too much is hella dangerous
Or lowering
Thanks 9th grade science!
Basics and acids and alkali it’s and ppm and Jesus Christ
Michael Teixeira I drink it without sugar or water. I like it acidic 😉
Luis Rosales good job because acidic juices feed cancer!
"the hairy hippie figured it out." had me rolling.
In Australia we have a back pack called a Camel back just buy one of those fucking things
they're popular here in America too
They're everywhere....
( I'm commeenting on my PC, something we have here in france. It's cool, really usefull. )
we got em in raves
In australia we fill them with alcohol. dehydrates unfortunately
There everywhere exept for the magical land called stupidia
Trust me the desert is hot but the rainforest is hotter
Pastlimitz6337 it's not hot it's just humid
it's both
AbooserMC humid includes how hot it is so it cant be
Scientistic Thug Humidity is the oxygens moisture content, not heat.
Pastlimitz6337 The desert would be hotter due to less shade, and little water.
I like how Ian always sounds tired of everything at all times
Friend: wanna go to go to the movies.
Me: WAIT!, I GOT TO CHARGE MY WATER BOTTLE.
Friend: wtf.
I too go to go to the movies
I need something to remind me to breath
Jop3lius smart inhaler
The Smart bottles are smarter than the people who make the bottles
Up next: alarm that says “Remember to breath!” Every few seconds
You need a zen egg for that
@@whiteobama3032 Bullshit, I only need my impact ball.
I have every smart device known to man, I was told 3 years ago I had 2 months to live. I’m still here defying the odds. Thank god I found this latest and greatest water bottle from you so I can continue to live.
by the time you feel the need to breathe, you are dead from asfixiation (
asphyxiation. Just so you know. No hate, bro! Papa bless
What’s with the bong rip in the last 2 seconds lol
Alex Teagle is that not how you end videos?
you can use goat mug for that
Lotfi amv trve kvlt
That's right Edups, i DO know when I'm thirsty.
The only thing that I know about water is that it makes me piss.
From the memecat herself
"I go on a run and then eat a roast beef sandwich" lmao
The solution is WATER and I just invented it!
Water, it's the next piece in the puzzle is the funniest thing I've heard in about a year 😂😂
Did anyone else get thirsty or get some water after watching this?
I got thirsty but im too lazy to get my self some water .. if only i had a smart water bottle that comes to me when i need it ..
Sucks it took so long for me to actually watch your content. Oh well, time to binge watch bc I have nothing better to do~
I envy you because I already binge watched most idubbbz videos, and I want them to feel new again :'(
I feel weak when I drink 7 to 8 cups of water
caleb clark because that's alot of fuckin water nigga
when you get an ad for crowdfunding before a dubz video
I actually would like it because my meds for add make me not able to feel dehydration and I wouldn't have headaches as much
Well, most people don't have that, meaning that the only person who would actually need this is you and anyone like you. It got funded anyway.
Oh well it seems like I'm not the only one after all...
Can't wait until I get to hack people's water bottles and washing machines in watchdogs
they literally make baby seats for cars with alarms on them to remind you not to leave your baby in the car i definitely believe that people need this water bottle no lie 🤦♂️
Re watching all of this series during quarantine
I think if someone needs to be reminded to drink water in their everyday lives, then maybe they just aren't fit enough to let live.
tru
Let Darwinism take care of them, they'll die soon enough, those who don't remember how to live, don't get to live.
"By loving yourself, you will love the world"
Protip : Narcissism
I love how Adam Conover pretty much ruined all of these bottles
The “natural extension of ourselves” Jony ive says that in apple commercials 😂
I don't understand why people spend over 10$ on a water bottle, like they're so easy to lose.
Just get a military canteen. That's what i do.
Better yet, get some Gatorade.
Vladimir Plutonium It has electrolytes!
I have never met anybody who has lost a water bottle
Pingu the Ninja Defuser I lose them sometimes. I go to a high school with a big campus, leave them in classrooms, and people take them
I like how someone literally wanted to sell a bigger plastic bottle.
Wat.
7:11 Sounds like he is describing an SCP Subject.
i got a Heathy & Happy water bottle ad on this video... like the one with reminders ab how much to drink and made with nontoxic plastic
See there's this magical indicator of when you need to drink. Its called being thirsty.
The hippy's pledge goal was $11,814?
So he spends $11,813 on back waxing and the other dollar on manufacturing his product?
This is for androids with a broken thermal regulator, so they can remember when to pump more coolant.
i got an ad about that one wheeled "hoverboard" before this episode
Gotta admit, did make me thirsty
Talking about water makes me thirsty
"There's no way to know when we need more hydration" What is thirst then?
the love yourself bottle is from Walmart 😂😂 just without the logo