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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @joeburch6754
    @joeburch6754 5 лет назад +25789

    What if it's not just an effect and Michael's physically doing that himself? I've seen enough of this guy out of context to believe it.

  • @ultrawankerobliterator420
    @ultrawankerobliterator420 6 лет назад +4830

    *** materializes ***
    *_hey Vsauce, Michael here_*

    • @snazzy1050
      @snazzy1050 6 лет назад +19

      How to do italic?

    • @Duncan3
      @Duncan3 6 лет назад +13

      put "-" around it

    • @richtigmann1
      @richtigmann1 6 лет назад +16

      -no putting a - makes it strike through-

    • @prismancy7182
      @prismancy7182 5 лет назад +8

      you put _ around the words you want to italicize.

    • @fresko6527
      @fresko6527 5 лет назад +3

      _ok_
      *ok*

  • @scooble_
    @scooble_ 4 года назад +8256

    “Or is it?”
    *turns into barcode*

  • @None-Trick_Pony
    @None-Trick_Pony 3 года назад +1101

    11:00
    This is what you turn into when you watch too much Vsauce.

  • @Todomo
    @Todomo 7 лет назад +1387

    This went from
    "Cameras mess up stuff"
    To
    "Nothing we see is real"

    • @itzstormy9733
      @itzstormy9733 6 лет назад +1

      100th like

    • @kartonrad
      @kartonrad 6 лет назад +16

      And returned to, dont be sad, everything you see is in a sense, real, everything is relative.
      But yeah i know vsauce topics often go all over the place

    • @iwannabeamemechannel4198
      @iwannabeamemechannel4198 6 лет назад

      I am the like 300 ♡

    • @MrL0LiTube
      @MrL0LiTube 6 лет назад +7

      welcome to Vsauce

    • @arthurfontes7326
      @arthurfontes7326 2 года назад +2

      and talking about the size o fthe universe in the middle

  • @mr.correction8106
    @mr.correction8106 5 лет назад +5691

    Student : whats distortions
    Vsauce : great question but first of all whats normal

  • @msalerno916
    @msalerno916 7 лет назад +3405

    me: *perpetually has nightmares about a stretchy VSauce monster*

    • @msalerno916
      @msalerno916 6 лет назад +108

      i got 39 likes but that doesn’t change the fact that i was completely serious

    • @cloudlesskey1294
      @cloudlesskey1294 6 лет назад +15

      What about 54?

    • @ausore9832
      @ausore9832 6 лет назад +8

      KITRS916 SMASH 5 also 63 likes.

    • @snowisthebestweather
      @snowisthebestweather 6 лет назад +40

      I think you mean to say that you'll have wet dreams about a stretchy VSauce monster

    • @sirboringname
      @sirboringname 6 лет назад +6

      100 likes must change your mind

  • @atomicwinter31
    @atomicwinter31 4 года назад +331

    I love wiggly michael, it fits his wiggly character.

  • @MrYeast555
    @MrYeast555 6 лет назад +7437

    You can’t escape lag even in real life :(

    • @ZachariahMBaird
      @ZachariahMBaird 5 лет назад +162

      Your comment lagged.

    • @zerofriends5592
      @zerofriends5592 5 лет назад +84

      In the time it took to read you comment. I have traveled 2035 miles. This doesnt change anything. You're still a douche, in the past

    • @geometryjosh21
      @geometryjosh21 5 лет назад +38

      *_PING_*

    • @sunshinybean1179
      @sunshinybean1179 5 лет назад +24

      It's called *forza horizon 4*

    • @geometryjosh21
      @geometryjosh21 5 лет назад +3

      @@sunshinybean1179 oof

  • @ayyerr
    @ayyerr 5 лет назад +1401

    so how tall are you?
    my feet are 6 light nanoseconds away from me

  • @DiscocheeseGaming
    @DiscocheeseGaming 4 года назад +4714

    Me: *sees video was uploaded in 2014*
    Me: “oh that’s not that long ag-
    *6 YEARS AGO*

  • @MakisigGaming
    @MakisigGaming 4 года назад +3693

    Michael’s physical appearance has been edited to look like distorted.
    Or is it?

  • @PuhlReshaped
    @PuhlReshaped 4 года назад +1547

    0:01
    *L O A D I N G V S A U C E*

    • @nicolassegonds-pichon5009
      @nicolassegonds-pichon5009 4 года назад +23

      Damn I've browsed alot of funny comments here, but this one is a hidden gem.

    • @LoLingVo
      @LoLingVo 4 года назад +10

      *L O A D I N G V S 🅱️ U C E*
      Also, underrated comment

    • @johnnyboy2979
      @johnnyboy2979 4 года назад +3

      DUDE SPELL "VSAUCE" RIGHT

    • @PuhlReshaped
      @PuhlReshaped 4 года назад

      @@johnnyboy2979 thanks it was a typo

    • @johnnyboy2979
      @johnnyboy2979 4 года назад +1

      @@PuhlReshaped sorry

  • @goobgoobgoob
    @goobgoobgoob 5 лет назад +5355

    Just imagine seeing the Andromeda Galaxy in our night sky. Beautiful.
    also michael please come back

    • @XrisD147
      @XrisD147 5 лет назад +86

      I've actually searched for it myself, using apps and small telescopes, it's very faint.

    • @ihsahnakerfeldt9280
      @ihsahnakerfeldt9280 5 лет назад +39

      @@XrisD147 You can it see it with the naked eye though

    • @tovarishchblyad3616
      @tovarishchblyad3616 5 лет назад +81

      We need Michael back and Sam O’Nella to post more

    • @soloshikei
      @soloshikei 5 лет назад +1

      @@tovarishchblyad3616 agreed

    • @KPIBM
      @KPIBM 5 лет назад +25

      He back. The prophecy has returned.

  • @dewi2211
    @dewi2211 4 года назад +4604

    "distorted michael is not real, he cannot hurt you"
    distorted michael:...............or can I

  • @liriomusic4391
    @liriomusic4391 Год назад +230

    I will forever hold a small sadness that our night sky could be filled with uncountable galaxies and cosmic works of art, if only our eyes were made to see them

    • @Mutisi0n
      @Mutisi0n Год назад +16

      Be not too sad, we'd be seeing ghosts

  • @Randoman590
    @Randoman590 5 лет назад +277

    Ok, no joke, that rolling shutter effect as you walk around the Editor is freaking amazing

  • @summermeeks813
    @summermeeks813 8 лет назад +4106

    Classic Vsauce words: Or is it..? *music starts*

    • @vgveson6409
      @vgveson6409 8 лет назад +28

      Alpha Eve ikr lmao

    • @JakeTreola
      @JakeTreola 7 лет назад +93

      But What IS It? And How Many Can We Fit Into The earths Sun? To Find This We Need To Start With Toilet Seats.

    • @ThePrimoZ
      @ThePrimoZ 7 лет назад +57

      You know shit's about to get real when you hear that music

    • @bentton7311
      @bentton7311 7 лет назад

      · Polarize · I

    • @CowllHatesHumanity
      @CowllHatesHumanity 7 лет назад +21

      · Polarize · or can you?

  • @alltime10s
    @alltime10s 10 лет назад +3485

    Still our favorite RUclipsr!!!

    • @Vsauce
      @Vsauce  10 лет назад +983

      aw gee, thanks!

    • @dudelolwot
      @dudelolwot 10 лет назад +48

      Still my favourite fact giver! (AllHomo :)

    • @andreasvlad5924
      @andreasvlad5924 10 лет назад +79

      i have learned more from you 2 then any of my teachers at school

    • @dancushing9913
      @dancushing9913 10 лет назад +26

      You too should open a youtube school.

    • @dancushing9913
      @dancushing9913 10 лет назад +5

      two*

  • @sorryifoldcomment8596
    @sorryifoldcomment8596 2 года назад +21

    3:00 This image of all the constellations still blows my mind! Looks so cool.

  • @Danteeth
    @Danteeth 5 лет назад +2987

    me: *moves an inch*
    my dog thinking its playtime: 0:01

    • @k3nz1e73
      @k3nz1e73 4 года назад +9

      Captain Dantee'th legit do accurate

    • @idiotuk
      @idiotuk 4 года назад +11

      you mean p l a y t i m e

    • @eewag1
      @eewag1 4 года назад +3

      Captain Dantee'th I don’t get it

    • @SuminSugar
      @SuminSugar 4 года назад +3

      Can I get 1000 Subs? don’t worry you’re not dumb (🙄jeez cmon dude) anyway, he/she’s saying that their dog thinks the owner wants to play when they make the smallest movements so it’s funny because the dog ‘appears’ out of nowhere

    • @idiotuk
      @idiotuk 4 года назад

      Only In One Scenario.

  • @aristocat3012
    @aristocat3012 4 года назад +719

    10:58 longbodied vsauce, a nearly extinct creature

    • @CitrusyGuy
      @CitrusyGuy 4 года назад +11

      Underrated comment

    • @neutronenstern.
      @neutronenstern. 4 года назад +6

      11:04
      the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa
      I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.

    • @zzztriplezzz5264
      @zzztriplezzz5264 4 года назад +4

      Loup Productions underrated comment

    • @lookatme7032
      @lookatme7032 4 года назад

      L🤣L

    • @vincentzhu5791
      @vincentzhu5791 3 года назад

      lol this made my day

  • @TheCrimsonFist501
    @TheCrimsonFist501 8 лет назад +361

    Old Cameras are funny, in my grand fathers school photo he was stood at one end, and ran to the other side before the picture was fully taken and shows up on both sides of the class.

    • @Hermann493
      @Hermann493 8 лет назад +143

      maybe he just teleported

    • @balsak1535
      @balsak1535 7 лет назад +12

      Hermann493 confirmed

    • @mmhoss
      @mmhoss 7 лет назад +20

      You can accomplish that with any camera today in manual mode and a timed run

    • @stephenhawkingscousin357
      @stephenhawkingscousin357 7 лет назад +18

      yeah, it's patched now :(

    • @LucasIsHereYT
      @LucasIsHereYT 7 лет назад +2

      Put the link in the replies.

  • @gsav1320
    @gsav1320 3 года назад +64

    I love these videos because there is exactly a ZERO % chance you will predict why he’s gonna make next the topics are so random but he makes them so well

  • @SuperDjr22
    @SuperDjr22 4 года назад +649

    10:55 the ghosts in Luigi’s mansion getting vacuumed

    • @neutronenstern.
      @neutronenstern. 4 года назад +14

      11:04
      the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa
      I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.

    • @aftermath7
      @aftermath7 3 года назад +1

      That's Genjutsu

    • @TaunellE
      @TaunellE 3 года назад +5

      Luigi: "And I started as a plumber."

    • @None-Trick_Pony
      @None-Trick_Pony 2 года назад +1

      Fuck you, now I wanna bust open my GameCube and play it even though there are other things I'd rather do.

  • @DinoPon3
    @DinoPon3 8 лет назад +1672

    10:57 on my way to work.

  • @genericname3685
    @genericname3685 4 года назад +3510

    Instagram people: #nofilter
    Their background:

    • @ricklominguez168
      @ricklominguez168 3 года назад +19

      Underated

    • @NoodleErik
      @NoodleErik 3 года назад +10

      Underated

    • @ndjs
      @ndjs 3 года назад +55

      an actual original comment wow honestly haven't seen one of those in years

    • @idkanameforthis
      @idkanameforthis 3 года назад +1

      SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS....gfgggg

    • @requiem1397
      @requiem1397 3 года назад +13

      Their background is this: 10:57

  • @skylarkelsch
    @skylarkelsch Год назад +16

    I know I'm late to the party, but this is the best channel on youtube by far

    • @W00PIE
      @W00PIE Год назад +1

      Me too, just seen it!

    • @wtz_under
      @wtz_under 7 месяцев назад +1

      dont feel bad about it, this channel is still getting my attention

    • @nathansos8480
      @nathansos8480 6 месяцев назад

      A-yep.

    • @Clay_H
      @Clay_H 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah I just started my two week vsauce faze

  • @joshuavickers4143
    @joshuavickers4143 4 года назад +318

    6:26 if you put it at 0.25 speed you can see a beach in-between London and Sydney

    • @the_m_original
      @the_m_original 4 года назад +33

      6:29 *

    • @magnussankaran1097
      @magnussankaran1097 4 года назад +26

      I think it might be the closest landmass to the half way point between London and Sydney, maybe not tho

    • @ruubyss1
      @ruubyss1 4 года назад +8

      That is the sky you uncultured swine

    • @uberdawg6284
      @uberdawg6284 4 года назад +8

      dude you should check your eyes, thats not a beach mate

    • @rlsht101
      @rlsht101 4 года назад +6

      6:30 why did his voiced changed

  • @3spoons366
    @3spoons366 4 года назад +2558

    0:09 my temporary tattoo after getting wet

  • @theradiantdehd3997
    @theradiantdehd3997 6 лет назад +1315

    It's kind of a shame that everything in space appears so dim. If we could see it all at night, it would probably be mind blowing.

    • @ΛάζαροςΓκιόκας
      @ΛάζαροςΓκιόκας 6 лет назад +78

      imagine looking up the sky and seeing all the nebula's and Andromeda

    • @moversti92
      @moversti92 6 лет назад +141

      Lets petition Elon Musk to invent a space cleaner that removes the black stuff covering the cool things!

    • @Spellweaver5
      @Spellweaver5 6 лет назад +32

      It's still mind blowing to look at the sky far away from big cities. Especially, in my experience, closer to the equator.
      I'd love to see Australian sky one day too.

    • @maxpolentz4569
      @maxpolentz4569 6 лет назад +24

      TheRadiantDehd but would it? We’d be so used to it

    • @sophiya2675
      @sophiya2675 6 лет назад +3

      Well it would be more like celebrating diwali every night........ but whatever it would be simply amazing

  • @pumpkin876
    @pumpkin876 4 года назад +307

    I love everything about Vsauce I love the way Michael teaches as you as if your his student while being fun and enjoyable at the same time,
    I love how there isn’t drama inside the channel
    There is no swearing no impropriate nature
    Michael and Vsauce all together are the perfect embodiment of curiosity and intelligence inside humankind
    And as always thanks for reading

    • @hoodio
      @hoodio 2 года назад +17

      this man has very profoundly shaped the way i perceive reality, I'm just sitting there for hours watching a man question if chairs really do exist but it's soo rich in brain candy

    • @R_ohit
      @R_ohit 2 года назад +8

      @@hoodio fr I love this man hats off

    • @undergroundsequence
      @undergroundsequence 2 года назад +2

      Or his he?

  • @luke2751
    @luke2751 5 лет назад +1224

    10:39
    Me with my sleep paralysis demon

    • @AG.Floats
      @AG.Floats 4 года назад +9

      Oh please everyone and their mom claims to have that shit these days because it got super popular and talked about online. I bet you have never even been to a sleep doctor and been diagnosed.
      Sleep demon. Please. This isn't the medieval ages anymore.

    • @Mini-gm7hr
      @Mini-gm7hr 4 года назад +84

      @@AG.Floats just calm down or distorted Michael will haunt your dreams

    • @SkullZie
      @SkullZie 4 года назад +4

      @Kibate there was one time i talked in my sleep and woke up screaming NO and nearly fell off my bed. It was about my dad turning into a red dragon and i kept saying "NO DADDY, DONT TURN INTO A DRAGON, NOOOOO"
      O and there was this one time i realized i was in a dream, it was at my old school in wetwang and they had some sorta sale there and i got some stuff, i ate some food. But since i didnt have money i asked dad if he could go get some for me and he did. Then i couldnt move and a red sign popped up infront of me saying "wake up" and then i tried waking up but i failed and then i woke up

    • @SkullZie
      @SkullZie 4 года назад +2

      O and for some reason a dream made me scared of tv's, so i was dreaming that i was flying inside of what looked like a TV, and while i was looking down there were loads of people in old clothes down there screaming in pain and everything was coloured red then i woke up, and one time i had a dream when my mom got hit by a truck and i cried

    • @jackandy1736
      @jackandy1736 4 года назад +5

      @@AG.Floats Can you even take a joke?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +4099

    Doctor: “You are in a mental hospital”
    Michael: “Or am I”
    Doctor: “You are, good sir."

    • @abgb2008
      @abgb2008 4 года назад +52

      Or am i

    • @ceocerberus
      @ceocerberus 4 года назад +63

      everywhere i go, i see him

    • @chrjstiann
      @chrjstiann 4 года назад +11

      69th like... *nice*
      also, jellal, hi again, for the 4th time...

    • @doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802
      @doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802 4 года назад +13

      Ah yes, the guy who rarely makes a funny comment

    • @Stonecargo21
      @Stonecargo21 4 года назад +4

      *CATCH ME IF U CAN*
      0:29
      NO SIR-

  • @WoodesosGuitarMods
    @WoodesosGuitarMods 9 лет назад +2733

    Technically this means everyone and everything you see, is from the past. Wow.

    • @bruceturnbull4219
      @bruceturnbull4219 9 лет назад +125

      You know that there's already a Vsauce video on that topic, right?

    • @michaeljs7704
      @michaeljs7704 9 лет назад +61

      Woodeso's Guitar Mods well its no joke that regardless of how we see it, we are time travellers both to the past and future. even looking at my hand up close to my face i am going 1 light nanosecond into the past

    • @dustinjames1268
      @dustinjames1268 9 лет назад +79

      Woodeso's Guitar Mods If you take it one step further, nothing you know is real. What you see isn't what's actually in the universe, but simply the light coming from it, what you hear isn't sound at all, and your sense of touch can easily be fooled by simply turning your tongue upside down. The brain is so hilariously limited that we dont even have a way of beginning to think about what the universe really is, or what we're truly experiencing. It puts life in perspective.

    • @ferguschalmers8911
      @ferguschalmers8911 9 лет назад +55

      Dustin James Physics-1
      Brain-0

    • @MK73DS
      @MK73DS 9 лет назад +10

      Woodeso's Guitar Mods So, we technically don't live in the present ... double wow O_o

  • @Pepeutra
    @Pepeutra Год назад +14

    I love Vsauce because I either come out intrigued "Oh..." or with an existential crisis "OH!"

  • @DiscontinuedForNow215
    @DiscontinuedForNow215 4 года назад +696

    10:39 me going to the fridge at night

  • @arkamaji2957
    @arkamaji2957 5 лет назад +1652

    What if Michael actually looks like 0:16 but his other pictures are distorted to look normal?
    🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @Smickster01
      @Smickster01 5 лет назад +52

      is vision relative? nice question.

    • @Smickster01
      @Smickster01 5 лет назад +26

      @@WlLDSAKE :) which half will you keep? the half with all the universes in it or the other half with all the universes in it? :)

    • @sammitchell6513
      @sammitchell6513 5 лет назад +6

      what do you mean "if"?

    • @umg8356
      @umg8356 5 лет назад +13

      WlLDSAKE
      but first, what is the sun? is the sun even real?

    • @monkeymicah9775
      @monkeymicah9775 5 лет назад +8

      What if everyone is like that??

  • @PMoney-sk7kb
    @PMoney-sk7kb 7 лет назад +175

    Thumbnail: “Hey Vicheal! Msauce here!”

    • @kirra6248
      @kirra6248 6 лет назад +16

      Pronounced "mee-sauce"

    • @noedd
      @noedd 5 лет назад +6

      WHERE IS THE MSAUCE

    • @mythicalaureus2826
      @mythicalaureus2826 5 лет назад

      Oh yeah yeah

    • @beepyyy
      @beepyyy 5 лет назад +2

      hey v! mikesauce here.

    • @zentiph
      @zentiph 5 лет назад +1

      Also, I am made of MSauce.
      *shoots*
      *blue goop is blown out of his head*

  • @Lilyjem39
    @Lilyjem39 4 года назад +38

    I love Michael and vsauce so much, I learn answers to questions I never even had and start to grow out and explore new questions and new ideas

  • @andromedagalaxy6060
    @andromedagalaxy6060 5 лет назад +604

    Well now I gotta wait a long time to see you guys

    • @hitimetravel
      @hitimetravel 5 лет назад +24

      Andromeda Galaxy Hi i’m a shark your a galaxy and we are both on the internet talking to each other and apparently what we are doing is possible somehow.

    • @katrinaisoffline
      @katrinaisoffline 5 лет назад +17

      No matter what you do don't contact Earth.

    • @tiramitsuko
      @tiramitsuko 5 лет назад +19

      Please stay away from our Milky Way. We don't want to well...I don't know..... *-DIE?-*

    • @ethang.8238
      @ethang.8238 5 лет назад +8

      By the time u got here I don't even know if humans will exist

    • @Somewhere50
      @Somewhere50 5 лет назад +1

      Hi friend.

  • @TheAquaAuthor
    @TheAquaAuthor 6 лет назад +6051

    a typical vsauce episode:
    The world is not flat
    the world is not a sphere either
    L E T ' S C U T T HE P L A N E T I N H A L F

    • @richtigmann1
      @richtigmann1 6 лет назад +155

      that's a lotta damage

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 6 лет назад +9

      ruclips.net/video/uBKdbbQBEJw/видео.html

    • @richtigmann1
      @richtigmann1 6 лет назад +31

      @@ninjabluefyre3815 whoa
      that's a lot of damage
      to his sanity

    • @richtigmann1
      @richtigmann1 6 лет назад +12

      @@ninjabluefyre3815 it's really funny

    • @kanyefan74loveyoukanye14
      @kanyefan74loveyoukanye14 5 лет назад +13

      @FT Gamer no, the shape of the earth is micheal

  • @quackymoo8553
    @quackymoo8553 4 года назад +216

    Soccer player: *misses the ball*
    Also the soccer player: darn the lag!

  • @lmdurrett
    @lmdurrett 4 года назад +92

    Me: burger
    Vsause: A sandwich that is shaped like a circle with a circle of meat in it

  • @kaozbender
    @kaozbender 10 лет назад +183

    Give that editor a raise.

    • @SwampySauceGaming
      @SwampySauceGaming 10 лет назад +25

      Indeed, that shit was awesome lol

    • @ConvexFever5
      @ConvexFever5 10 лет назад +2

      Give that man a Cookie

    • @Rick_McDick
      @Rick_McDick 10 лет назад

      Thats up to you based on how many ads you click

    • @Faildarkness
      @Faildarkness 10 лет назад +1

      Actually I think It's Micheal self doing the effects

    • @HeyLook287
      @HeyLook287 10 лет назад +5

      You're stupid...he credits his editor at the end, way to not watch the whole video.

  • @Tongue2Flagpole25
    @Tongue2Flagpole25 10 лет назад +32

    10:32 He says it's just an effect, but my heart wants to believe Michael can teleport.

  • @theraymondtwinsanimalcross9250
    @theraymondtwinsanimalcross9250 4 года назад +226

    Me: Looks under bed
    The spider under my bed: 0:01

  • @ludvigbergqvist
    @ludvigbergqvist 11 месяцев назад +2

    I was expecting that this video would be 2.5 million years long so that the entire light journey towards it could be shown

  • @CommanderTK9091
    @CommanderTK9091 5 лет назад +3111

    Woman: I’m pregnant, and it’s yours.
    Dude: 0:27

  • @fionahoney
    @fionahoney 5 лет назад +587

    10:54: me finishing the presentation for the class I know I failed

  • @tomoe6108
    @tomoe6108 6 лет назад +414

    God dammit eyes, why can't you let me see the cool space things

  • @novak_here
    @novak_here 4 месяца назад +5

    dang, even after 10 years these videos dont feel old, it feels like it was uploaded a week or month ago.

  • @jassimsalam
    @jassimsalam 4 года назад +608

    1:13
    Imagine the sheer horror experienced by this kid after looking at the photo 😂

  • @smashedeight7012
    @smashedeight7012 5 лет назад +272

    Oh look, its michael trying to give us existential crisis again!

    • @GgTTV828
      @GgTTV828 5 лет назад +7

      Trying-? he did. Or did he?

    • @cartoonmaster2401
      @cartoonmaster2401 5 лет назад +2

      Yay! :D
      Michael: But what truly _is_ "Yay"? (theme starts)

    • @PyroYeet
      @PyroYeet 5 лет назад

      I think my brain gives me those, i sens them to him and he makes videos of them, because these videos clone my brainwaves

  • @andrewbowers8402
    @andrewbowers8402 7 лет назад +229

    Come for the science, stay for the existential crisis

    • @carsonphillips8008
      @carsonphillips8008 6 лет назад +1

      If I see my feet where they were, and I walk, does that mean my feet are time traveling

    • @aurelia8028
      @aurelia8028 6 лет назад

      nononono. thats kurtzgesagt's job

    • @tuberyou1149
      @tuberyou1149 6 лет назад

      Crisis? What crisis?

    • @tuberyou1149
      @tuberyou1149 6 лет назад

      Supertramp.

  • @MisterUrDailyDoge
    @MisterUrDailyDoge Год назад +11

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate how he never fails to confuse us!

  • @ilsgabo
    @ilsgabo 9 лет назад +154

    0:00 Oh yeah distortions...
    5:00 What was the video about?

    • @tonstad39
      @tonstad39 9 лет назад

      The video is about where distortion a exist in the real world.

    • @ilsgabo
      @ilsgabo 9 лет назад +15

      tonstad39 u ruined it

    • @ilsgabo
      @ilsgabo 9 лет назад

      ***** ha...ha...ha

  • @thekaticorn99
    @thekaticorn99 5 лет назад +52

    2:16 bold of you to assume that a giant vivid drinking gourd could never appear in the sky

  • @boblin7541
    @boblin7541 4 года назад +247

    Me: asking 1 question.
    Michael: answers 14145516 questions

  • @AlligatorAdam999
    @AlligatorAdam999 3 года назад +2

    Ile Vache Marine (A British Indian Ocean Territory) is the image right in the middle of our light speed journey from London to Sydney at 6:29

  • @SoulSukkur
    @SoulSukkur 7 лет назад +333

    spooky spaghetti man

  • @CyPorter
    @CyPorter 10 лет назад +114

    Vsauce with my coffee in the morning, great way to start the day.

    • @gloriousfade97
      @gloriousfade97 10 лет назад +8

      HugeStallionCock why are u such a jerk, he did nothing to deserve your pointlessly rude comment. -_-

    • @TheMisterNg
      @TheMisterNg 10 лет назад +3

      Sad, sad person.

    • @darthvatrayen
      @darthvatrayen 10 лет назад +7

      gloriousfade97 Just look at his username.

    • @ryno4ever433
      @ryno4ever433 10 лет назад +1

      Cy Porter Agreed

    • @Ropefish98
      @Ropefish98 10 лет назад +2

      i dont get it? how is it sad and or rude?
      or did he change what he said . . .

  • @dahyuna7980
    @dahyuna7980 4 года назад +154

    Vsauce:starts talking about lag
    *5 minutes later...*
    Also Vsauce: talks about if the helix nebula wasn’t so dim

  • @biganguria
    @biganguria 2 года назад +4

    The Joker is the most chaotic character ever!!
    Michael: *spirals away *

  • @mynameisrosiex4555
    @mynameisrosiex4555 4 года назад +695

    Vsauce: Let’s talk about distortions
    Me, a guitarist: *Heavy breathing*

    • @haydenedwards7091
      @haydenedwards7091 3 года назад +21

      Excited metal guitarist noises

    • @tuck3532
      @tuck3532 3 года назад +6

      Aaaayyy guitar bros 🖖

    • @sendosnu9814
      @sendosnu9814 3 года назад

      Same lmao I was going to say this

    • @cupofjoe1785
      @cupofjoe1785 3 года назад +2

      Can't relate I play the clarinet

    • @pwm_vrt6
      @pwm_vrt6 3 года назад

      The main reason I came here lmao

  • @cchroma_kee
    @cchroma_kee 4 года назад +426

    10:32 I laughed for like 10 minutes at the noodle legs

    • @WWFYMN
      @WWFYMN 4 года назад +4

      That is how my legs look like

    • @sturmifan
      @sturmifan 4 года назад +1

      best username for this comment

    • @sturmifan
      @sturmifan 4 года назад +1

      best username for this comment

    • @neutronenstern.
      @neutronenstern. 4 года назад

      11:04
      the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa
      I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.

    • @WWFYMN
      @WWFYMN 4 года назад +1

      neutronen stern did you have a stroke?

  • @TrossardWasUnavailable
    @TrossardWasUnavailable 6 лет назад +64

    0:00 loading Micheal.exe
    Edit: Wow, 1 year, this was long ago

    • @jolaslepko2995
      @jolaslepko2995 5 лет назад +1

      MichaelCameraView.batch has stop responding. Ignore or Reload.
      Michael's brain: Ignore. 0:00

  • @Rhias.Altera
    @Rhias.Altera 4 года назад +30

    imagine if galaxies were actually giant crosses but only look like giant spirals because of the rolling shutter effect

    • @abhinqv3490
      @abhinqv3490 Год назад +2

      m i l k y w a y g a l a x y d i s k

  • @theknuckchuckanimations4832
    @theknuckchuckanimations4832 4 года назад +1956

    "Free month trial"
    Me: 0:01
    "Enter your credit card number"
    Me: 10:56

    • @cozmic8288
      @cozmic8288 4 года назад +42

      Underrated

    • @ihavenolife9710
      @ihavenolife9710 4 года назад +26

      Underrated

    • @sqvrxqp1167
      @sqvrxqp1167 4 года назад +24

      Relatable

    • @ghostkmn5990
      @ghostkmn5990 4 года назад +86

      I hate when people say underrated lmao. The people who found it funny liked the comment, so it is accurately rated.

    • @borger7171
      @borger7171 4 года назад +16

      Ghost KMN underrated

  • @squittlequeen2282
    @squittlequeen2282 7 лет назад +394

    I want Vsauce to be my physics teacher please

    • @scootssb
      @scootssb 6 лет назад +5

      Skittle Queen same

    • @Mars8765
      @Mars8765 6 лет назад +2

      You literally have 69 likes.

    • @BorisNoiseChannel
      @BorisNoiseChannel 6 лет назад +2

      aren't you Vsauce?

    • @maladaptvs
      @maladaptvs 6 лет назад +5

      I want him as my everything teacher

    • @sophiya2675
      @sophiya2675 6 лет назад

      Well i guess he's diong the same here on you tube ...................

  • @Maicowerk
    @Maicowerk 9 лет назад +117

    Every time Vsauce asks a rhetorical question it jumps into 7th Guest sounding puzzle music.

    • @PeterWalkerHP16c
      @PeterWalkerHP16c 9 лет назад

      +Opferman Motors Dirtbiking
      7th Guest.
      Wow, that's a blast from the past. 1994
      I'd forgotten about that game.
      Now I do feel old.
      My phone has more grunt than my PC back then.

    • @Amucap05
      @Amucap05 9 лет назад

      +Opferman Motors Dirtbiking thats my favourite part

    • @sneksy7530
      @sneksy7530 9 лет назад

      +Opferman Motors Dirtbiking But does he? (7th Guest Music Starts Playing)

    • @Nathan-gn6bn
      @Nathan-gn6bn 9 лет назад

      +rocknexus *raises eyebrow*

  • @TaidaAle
    @TaidaAle 5 месяцев назад +6

    cant believe carmen got to him 10 years ago

  • @jaridkeen123
    @jaridkeen123 10 лет назад +72

    its sad that we have light pollution so we cant see stars anymore, I mean we can but only when the lights are off

  • @cosmicbagels8207
    @cosmicbagels8207 6 лет назад +1248

    Wait, so andromeda could be gone and we wouldn't know

    • @mstticr
      @mstticr 6 лет назад +299

      Screen changer Correct! Sunlight from our sun takes 8 minutes to get to us, so in theory, if the sun exploded or something, we wouldn’t know until 8 minutes after it happened!

    • @cosmicbagels8207
      @cosmicbagels8207 6 лет назад +69

      Holy cow I have 14 likes

    • @JakubSinakl
      @JakubSinakl 6 лет назад +72

      The Earth would probably be destroyed by the Sun before the disappearance of Andromeda would be visible from the place we were in.

    • @lotus7781
      @lotus7781 6 лет назад +8

      Yes unless we waited many thousands of years

    • @josephykrakowsky
      @josephykrakowsky 6 лет назад +13

      Millions*

  • @MrJubbs22
    @MrJubbs22 9 лет назад +2710

    i think i learned more from vsauce than i did from from high school

    • @MrBoss71210
      @MrBoss71210 9 лет назад +15

      +Ross Sauce 30% of my acknowledges are from school :(

    • @Trollypolly975
      @Trollypolly975 9 лет назад +12

      +Shisoka • are from school ? Are you sure you even have knowledge

    • @Deepsand23
      @Deepsand23 9 лет назад

      +Ross Sauce i totally agree with you

    • @MattTheMonkey
      @MattTheMonkey 8 лет назад +13

      +Ross Sauce my school plays his videos all the time in class.

    • @Deepsand23
      @Deepsand23 8 лет назад +1

      MattTheMonkey lucky you v_v

  • @-Lambda
    @-Lambda Год назад +2

    imagine you're just chilling at home and then Michael Vsauce materializes into your house like this 0:01

  • @starduck2
    @starduck2 8 лет назад +63

    Does this man ever gets tired of crouching and standing for an entrance? haha

  • @ninonaka3565
    @ninonaka3565 8 лет назад +239

    I managed to pause it in the speed travel bit.
    ...I feel so achieved.

  • @ds.7760
    @ds.7760 7 лет назад +690

    NASA watches his videos to learn about space.

  • @secretlysmall
    @secretlysmall 2 года назад +8

    Michael: it’s certainly not realistic… or is it?
    *proceeds to phase out of reality*

  • @john-ve1hi
    @john-ve1hi 5 лет назад +826

    My dad when I was born: 10:57

    • @generalviewer8347
      @generalviewer8347 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Alex-px9oy
      @Alex-px9oy 4 года назад +15

      “Ight imma head out”

    • @newcantinacrispychickentac7754
      @newcantinacrispychickentac7754 4 года назад

      Srry I'm really dumb and don't get it. Can someone please explain.

    • @generalviewer8347
      @generalviewer8347 4 года назад +13

      @@newcantinacrispychickentac7754 really???
      talking about the dad leaving the family when the baby was born. dark humor

    • @newcantinacrispychickentac7754
      @newcantinacrispychickentac7754 4 года назад +1

      @@generalviewer8347 but it shows Michael appearing, not disappearing or leaving.

  • @paoloallegretti8862
    @paoloallegretti8862 7 лет назад +453

    I thought this was a tutorial for distortion in after effecs. But it was so interesting I actually watched the whole video and subscribed.

  • @yuvrajvemuri3017
    @yuvrajvemuri3017 6 лет назад +533

    Or is it. Jesus Christ stop giving us an existential crisis every video

    • @NorwayTracking
      @NorwayTracking 6 лет назад +18

      He stopped giving (free) videos in general

    • @lucienrichardson8027
      @lucienrichardson8027 6 лет назад +4

      Norway Tracking Just get a free trial of yt red on a alt account. Why don't people understand this?

    • @erizorico
      @erizorico 6 лет назад

      lol who cares

    • @KyanNezhad
      @KyanNezhad 6 лет назад +4

      @@NorwayTracking that's false he posted 20 videos on his channel D.O.N.G. this year alone. Go Subscribe to that.

    • @MichiosGraphics
      @MichiosGraphics 6 лет назад +1

      @@KyanNezhad thank God someone else knows of D.O.N.G as that's where he is now, Vsauce 1 is just Mindfield... plus £10 a month isn't much, especially when the content is good, Mindfield is great.

  • @Ganerrr
    @Ganerrr 2 года назад +8

    6:57 I'm not a huge fan of how this is portrayed, it spreads the misconception that the speed of light is really some sort of traditional speed limit. As you increase your energy you keep going faster, a rocket pumping out fuel will always feel like its accelerate to an observer. As you get closer to lightspeed however, space around you will contract. While some relatively stable observer might see two stars be 1ly apart, if your close to the speed of light from your perspective (assuming you are parallel to the stars) they are closer together. You're not traveling faster than light, your going some percent of it but now there's basically less distance to travel. Now lightspeed is consistent across all observers, yes, so your perspective of a 5 minute journey over what used to be 1ly would be seen as over a year long trip to an observer on Earth.

    • @hamzerpanzer
      @hamzerpanzer 2 года назад +6

      That's why he said relativistic effects aside

    • @Ganerrr
      @Ganerrr 2 года назад

      @@hamzerpanzer near that level relaitivistic effects are all there is, the notion that traveling anywhere near this close wouldn't get you there extremely fast is just wrong

  • @Kipple-wp7pd
    @Kipple-wp7pd 5 лет назад +32

    5:40 that would be amazing to see nightly

  • @emiliamarsh7259
    @emiliamarsh7259 8 лет назад +1333

    It's sad how we may never have a chance to explore space to it's full extent; how would mere humans travel to other galaxies, if even light can't do it fast enough? Space is too beautiful not to be experienced by someone. It makes me really sad.

    • @xavierrodriguez2463
      @xavierrodriguez2463 8 лет назад +12

      Alcumbierre Drive

    • @iceesrule75
      @iceesrule75 8 лет назад +3

      Emilia Marsh Its called superpowers

    • @AvinashHeral
      @AvinashHeral 8 лет назад +20

      Need to find/create dark energy first

    • @emiliamarsh7259
      @emiliamarsh7259 8 лет назад +21

      What are you guys on about? Sure, the Alcubierre drive could be a solution, but it's just a theory - and humans don't have superpowers, Sherlock - Dark energy/matter is everywhere in our universe, _everywhere_, we just can't see it.

    • @AvinashHeral
      @AvinashHeral 8 лет назад +5

      What I meant was first we need to observe dark matter/energy in such way so as to harness them. Currently, we have not been successful in doing that.

  • @ajayaplays
    @ajayaplays 5 лет назад +275

    Me: 0:03
    Vsauce: "I am distorted."
    Me: Oh that explains it

    • @SoftKernel
      @SoftKernel 4 года назад +2

      First

    • @jamnraquel
      @jamnraquel 4 года назад +2

      Congrats

    • @astrumgenesis7014
      @astrumgenesis7014 4 года назад +2

      Or am I?

    • @NightBazaar
      @NightBazaar 4 года назад

      Remember, if he looks wobbly, it's a distortion. If you see him, but he isn't really there, it's a hallucination.

  • @NeonYRG
    @NeonYRG Год назад +5

    I would like a video of Michael just messing around with distortion effects for an hour.

    • @W00PIE
      @W00PIE Год назад

      I recommend a distortion specialist named Jimi Hendrix.

  • @williamjackson460
    @williamjackson460 5 лет назад +167

    0:01 Mom said it's my turn to play on the Nintendo

    • @pikameow3231
      @pikameow3231 4 года назад +2

      But you don't even have a nintendo lol

    • @bayern635
      @bayern635 4 года назад +4

      『sτrαωβεrrγ x ᴍɪʟᴋ 』 r/woosh

    • @jamnraquel
      @jamnraquel 4 года назад +1

      Oh

    • @TheOnlyBlancy
      @TheOnlyBlancy 4 года назад

      @@pikameow3231 how would YOU know this???????????????????????????????
      Edit: R U her mom? I doubt it

  • @chrreecherry9457
    @chrreecherry9457 10 лет назад +75

    Not even a single one of your videos are bad Micheal. I really love them! You rock!!

  • @gabrocki
    @gabrocki 7 лет назад +611

    Astronomy is one of the most interesting sciences ever. If not THE most. (for a non-professional, at least)

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 6 лет назад +31

      Definitely. Despite my heightening love in the sciences surrounding psychology, astronomy will always be amazing to me and I will never not be interested in it.

    • @bigj2105
      @bigj2105 6 лет назад +27

      I’m only in highschool. But Vsauces y’all of space as interested me so much, I’m 100% going to pursue a career in physics and astronomy. I could talk about it for hours. It’s just so cool that all that stuff is up there, and we’ll never be able to reach them all

    • @rwandansteven6345
      @rwandansteven6345 6 лет назад +1

      gabrocki Quantom physics are fucking crazy

    • @rwandansteven6345
      @rwandansteven6345 6 лет назад +3

      Is*

    • @Mexitian
      @Mexitian 6 лет назад +1

      BigJ210 samee im a junior taking physics next yr for an astronomy career, we should talk about astronomy stuff :p

  • @theexplainer1576
    @theexplainer1576 2 года назад +3

    The second you become an adult responsibilities appear:
    0:01

  • @brendathevehicon
    @brendathevehicon 4 года назад +870

    10:40
    And here, is where I began laughing uncontrollably.

    • @eclownery
      @eclownery 4 года назад +42

      I’m watching this at about 2:00 am but I have to desperately try to hold my laugh so that I don’t wake anyone up

    • @petricorvus
      @petricorvus 4 года назад +13

      Pet Rock me too somewhat, but i’m also trying to get my mind off of the Why are things Creepy? video. freaked me out bruh

    • @neutronenstern.
      @neutronenstern. 4 года назад +9

      11:04
      the ghost in my house: this looks very funny. wuhahahahahHahahaaaa
      I will hhhuuu willlllhuuu walk like thishhh for ever nowhh. Just hhh to dishhtuhhrb yohhhu whhhuuhuhahaha.

    • @vickiesanders7519
      @vickiesanders7519 4 года назад +8

      "distorted michael is not real, he cannot hurt you"
      distorted michael:...............or can I

    • @hoodio
      @hoodio 2 года назад +11

      it's a mating dance between homies

  • @lawrencebole2000
    @lawrencebole2000 5 лет назад +593

    Me: It’s lag I swear
    My friend: you’re on 9 PING shut up
    Me: no, it’s lag from the andromeda galaxy

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 лет назад +10

      Friend: but you're on 7 ping

    • @PyroYeet
      @PyroYeet 5 лет назад +7

      9 ping?!?!?damm i can’t get below 50

    • @ethang.8238
      @ethang.8238 5 лет назад

      Lmao yr ping would be in the quadrillions of quadrillions life would proly be over before u could get a response

    • @Denial06
      @Denial06 5 лет назад +8

      Bro people are complaining about 50 ping? Over here in egypt, we get 200 ping with no complaints. To be fair, what is the point of playing COD in egypt when you could just go outside...

    • @yongironi1367
      @yongironi1367 5 лет назад +1

      @@Denial06 at my worst I can even get 500ms to 999ms, and at that point the server just surrenders

  • @hbaggg
    @hbaggg 9 лет назад +528

    how did we go from talking about camras to talking about andromeda

    • @ElektrikPichuZ
      @ElektrikPichuZ 9 лет назад +48

      Skaterboybob distortions

    • @hbaggg
      @hbaggg 9 лет назад +10

      ★ Cuddlepuff ★ I'll distort your face if you dont give it to me straight

    • @ElektrikPichuZ
      @ElektrikPichuZ 9 лет назад +1

      Skaterboybob Why?

    • @hbaggg
      @hbaggg 9 лет назад +6

      ★ Cuddlepuff ★ T'was a joke.

    • @ElektrikPichuZ
      @ElektrikPichuZ 9 лет назад

      Skaterboybob Okay :3

  • @phyynix2709
    @phyynix2709 Год назад +1

    Cant believe this video is 9 years old. Good quality as always man.

  • @goobertfroobert5572
    @goobertfroobert5572 5 лет назад +63

    10:55 Aight, I'm bouta head out.

  • @drew2pac
    @drew2pac 10 лет назад +68

    Am I the only one that gets excited about VSauce vids more than I really should?

  • @qwert_au
    @qwert_au 8 лет назад +70

    7:03
    I would like to add that we are only seeing the light 'shadow' of Andromeda anyway. It's apparent position isn't its actual position. In the time the light has traveled from the galaxy to our eyes, the galaxy has since traveled through space also.
    Most of the stars you see in the sky aren't actually there. You see the light at the time it illumined from the star. In the time it took that light to travel across space to reach your eye, the star has since shifted position.
    I always found that thought quite humbling.

    • @totobyafrica8712
      @totobyafrica8712 8 лет назад +2

      Also due to the Milky Way and andromeda moving towards each other. andromeda looks smaller than it would if light moves at an infinite speed

    • @qwertydog9795
      @qwertydog9795 8 лет назад +9

      So we're basically seeing the ghosts of stars

    • @judepeixoto2379
      @judepeixoto2379 8 лет назад +1

      so does that mean andromeda is actually much closer than it appears?

    • @sagittariusa9279
      @sagittariusa9279 8 лет назад

      @isstilinæk I guess about 5% closer...

    • @qwert_au
      @qwert_au 8 лет назад +3

      Sagittarius A*
      Much, MUCH less in terms of percentage. But quite a lot in terms of km's/parsecs/light years. I can't remember now, but I think it came to 0.0xx% ...
      Because Andromeda is SO LARGE, any movement it makes is not nearly as pronounced. So as observers from Earth, it's more or less in the right spot. Technically it's not, but from our viewing angle it would be difficult to impossible to tell to any degree of high certainty.

  • @doctorjay8673
    @doctorjay8673 2 года назад +2

    The Distortion giving Jon a statement before he kills him: