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  • @pinecone9619
    @pinecone9619 7 лет назад +2277

    Oh. I thought it would vibrate after you fall asleep. Giving you better dreams

    • @thomasblank4691
      @thomasblank4691 6 лет назад +154

      That would be a much better idea

    • @robyndodge3352
      @robyndodge3352 6 лет назад +21

      Hahahaha yeah if that happened you would not have to do that fiddling.

    • @uranidiot5928
      @uranidiot5928 6 лет назад +3

      69 likes

    • @whitepinkblue1744
      @whitepinkblue1744 6 лет назад +8

      i'll be honest, i tought about that too.

    • @robyndodge3352
      @robyndodge3352 6 лет назад +4

      yeah. well its disapointing that it doesn't. jk lol

  • @imadgrim
    @imadgrim 4 года назад +2210

    "As you dream, I get bigger"
    - Bill Cosby

  • @deon6045
    @deon6045 7 лет назад +1595

    "When you dream, I get bigger."
    Keep dreaming buddy--she's not going to go for it.

  • @justanedit001
    @justanedit001 6 лет назад +2233

    *I ain't putting no sentient condom on my nether region*

    • @bastardman6581
      @bastardman6581 6 лет назад +11

      sapient*

    • @mikeaft3585
      @mikeaft3585 5 лет назад +35

      @@bastardman6581 sentient means it has a will of its own, which is possible.

    • @loaf_of_beans1619
      @loaf_of_beans1619 5 лет назад +29

      I’m not putting a magic condom on and raping Selena Gomez

    • @cyrace4308
      @cyrace4308 4 года назад +2

      nether region

    • @dylanbobst7025
      @dylanbobst7025 4 года назад +8

      Its not a condom tho, more like a cock ring

  • @mitchlmitten5874
    @mitchlmitten5874 7 лет назад +2058

    "My name is Pee Wee. I represent the male genitalia." - Wise Proverb

  • @brenmac100
    @brenmac100 7 лет назад +3238

    "As you dream.... *I GET BIGGER*"

    • @tad6885
      @tad6885 7 лет назад +78

      brenmac100 Sounds like something Santa would say

    • @momowaters5604
      @momowaters5604 7 лет назад +10

      Is that the brotherhood of steel

    • @74adelo
      @74adelo 7 лет назад +1

      brenmac100 thats what iDubbz would say while having sex

    • @michaelmatthews8936
      @michaelmatthews8936 7 лет назад +4

      brenmac100 if that's the case, I'mma sleep a lot more

    • @ichangedmyname2231
      @ichangedmyname2231 7 лет назад

      brenmac100 bigger than the prydwen

  • @saberflavor5633
    @saberflavor5633 5 лет назад +740

    Do they have one that forces you into Sleep Paralysis? I want to fight my demon on my own terms

  • @kcrede
    @kcrede 6 лет назад +1640

    I wanna see a where are they now on this

  • @dylsterx8415
    @dylsterx8415 7 лет назад +2687

    Yea I have the same problem, whenever I put contact lenses in and sleep with them in, when I wake up there is 30 gerbils shoved up my butt. Every time. 30 gerbils specifically.

    • @flesruoykcufogreaditbackwa389
      @flesruoykcufogreaditbackwa389 6 лет назад +92

      This can be fixed with a butt plug

    • @michaellorah9051
      @michaellorah9051 6 лет назад +18

      FlesRuoyKcufOg ReadItBackwards Tried it, the damn thing keeps travelling up into my intestine and causes constipation. Very fucking annoying.

    • @ghostwoomy
      @ghostwoomy 6 лет назад +31

      I have a similar problem except I just get 17 spiders in my eyes, named devin, hunter, jake, john, marlow, charlie, mike, laurence, izeah, bobby, joeseph, joey, aaron, ben, tim, Pete, and forest. They just kinda crawl through my organs and it's a little annoying, so.. any tips?

    • @user-pi6xb5kp1u
      @user-pi6xb5kp1u 6 лет назад +2

      omg you too?????

    • @jackmax9031
      @jackmax9031 6 лет назад +3

      I i have 31 days pecifically

  • @dylanhowell1975
    @dylanhowell1975 7 лет назад +813

    So is the women's one like a turkey timer?

  • @thesun9758
    @thesun9758 8 лет назад +1326

    I've had 1 lucid dream and I tried to fly but I just jumped 1 ft and fell back down. real disappointing.

    • @ceruleannejaybirdian8825
      @ceruleannejaybirdian8825 8 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @SuperSamcity
      @SuperSamcity 8 лет назад +25

      Similar, but I broke my nose

    • @thesun9758
      @thesun9758 8 лет назад +15

      ***** I can't really think in my dreams I just do stuff lil

    • @Lksupasteien
      @Lksupasteien 8 лет назад +59

      In my lucid dream after I went into the ground and suddenly my brain asked, "What's the square root of 463?" which prompted me to think, and that made me stuck in the ground, half of me in it and half of me above. So for the rest of the dream I was a torso with arms and a head.

    • @haltdieklappe6890
      @haltdieklappe6890 7 лет назад +4

      I had it one. I was able to use the bloody force, but wasn't able to use it on usings. pretty awesome

  • @bradypower9790
    @bradypower9790 5 лет назад +239

    What if it just wakes you up when it says “you’re dreaming” lmao

    • @derstoffausdemderjoghurtis
      @derstoffausdemderjoghurtis 3 года назад +7

      If you are really in that particular sleep Phase you shouldnt be waken up so easily. When people are in that Phase you usually can lift their eyelids without them waking up.

    • @nickthefox1998
      @nickthefox1998 3 года назад +2

      then there is a 50/50 chance of sleep paralysis.

  • @benlance5606
    @benlance5606 7 лет назад +6500

    who else watches all the old Idubbz vids at like 2am

  • @mayapersing1306
    @mayapersing1306 6 лет назад +2806

    But Ian, in lucid dreaming you can finally get laid

    • @abvk4875
      @abvk4875 6 лет назад +7

      Devon Persing great!!!!!!!

    • @DVOIDDD
      @DVOIDDD 6 лет назад +39

      Devon Persing can i have 1of your many exotic butters

    • @martineriksson03
      @martineriksson03 6 лет назад +11

      Devon Persing now i want to lucid dream fuck

    • @NixtySign
      @NixtySign 6 лет назад +14

      he has a gf

    • @SugyImpa
      @SugyImpa 6 лет назад +7

      Devon Persing Oh my God, it’s Devon!

  • @acorn1014
    @acorn1014 7 лет назад +408

    Why is this product marketed purely as something to sleep with. I could see a person wearing one of these at work. They're fantasizing about peeing on a fat Latina babe or whatever. Suddenly this thing comes on, telling them "you are dreaming". They say, "Oh shit, better get back to work." Instant +40% productivity.

    • @Levi-lw2ep
      @Levi-lw2ep 6 лет назад +1

      A Corn brother thell do irational thing if they think they dreaming

    • @judequalls8197
      @judequalls8197 6 лет назад +4

      What the hell

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 5 лет назад +16

      @@Levi-lw2ep How braindead are you?

    • @Levi-lw2ep
      @Levi-lw2ep 5 лет назад +16

      @@AppleOfThineEye Very much, so much i really can't remember what i was thinking while typing this and why my grammer was so poor.

    • @wren9713
      @wren9713 5 лет назад +1

      I feel personally attacked 😤

  • @starbug1898
    @starbug1898 6 лет назад +1547

    I don't like dreaming cause sleeping without dreaming is the closest thing I get to death everyday and I don't want to ruin that

    • @gunjeebus3453
      @gunjeebus3453 6 лет назад +44

      Sparkly Star are you ok

    • @Viralchineseman
      @Viralchineseman 6 лет назад +5

      Same except i get something to cause me pain before I sleep

    • @Flash_345
      @Flash_345 6 лет назад +69

      Wow you're so edgy dude. I wish I was like that too but I've spent all my life being mentally stable.

    • @Tren.hegellian
      @Tren.hegellian 6 лет назад +6

      Pretty sure that wound end in quite the mess in the morning

    • @cadenhopper5714
      @cadenhopper5714 6 лет назад

      I know

  • @OSCARMlLDE
    @OSCARMlLDE 8 лет назад +199

    He still wears his retainer at night what a trooper

    • @PappyJoeInc
      @PappyJoeInc 7 лет назад +6

      Dorie Bixby I never started wearing it

  • @Julian-mj4tb
    @Julian-mj4tb 8 лет назад +3699

    NPT:
    No Point in Trying

    • @Pyroshark
      @Pyroshark 8 лет назад +1

      great

    • @casperl8408
      @casperl8408 8 лет назад +2

      Almost

    • @csr050
      @csr050 8 лет назад +2

      Lol, works :P

    • @casperl8408
      @casperl8408 8 лет назад +3

      +Casper van der Veen oh we gonna have a problem here. This comment section is not big enough for 2 caspers.

    • @impossableman02
      @impossableman02 8 лет назад +2

      Casper! the friendly ghost!

  • @TheAwesomeKirbyCrab
    @TheAwesomeKirbyCrab 8 лет назад +320

    I think the problem with this is the "you are dreaming" could wake you up.

    • @flirineltd6921
      @flirineltd6921 8 лет назад

      😂😂 ikr

    • @Loponstorm
      @Loponstorm 8 лет назад

      At first probably, but you'd get used to it after a while, as long as you/re persistent in trying.

    • @TheAwesomeKirbyCrab
      @TheAwesomeKirbyCrab 8 лет назад

      Loponstorm oh yeah, but you can also teach yourself to lucid dream with less persistence.

    • @begleysbeatbakery
      @begleysbeatbakery 8 лет назад +3

      I get super paranoid of hearing noises when I sleep and hearing "you are dreaming" in that tone of voice would freak me out

    • @hellshakepootis283
      @hellshakepootis283 8 лет назад +7

      This is like satan fucking your ear.

  • @igorobrzut6243
    @igorobrzut6243 6 лет назад +436

    There is one point in lucid dreaming
    C L A P P I N G
    C H E E K S

  • @Emma-im9hb
    @Emma-im9hb 8 лет назад +301

    When I fall asleep with earbuds on, I wake up with them wrapped around my neck.

    • @leoaugusta1419
      @leoaugusta1419 8 лет назад +26

      Fucking this

    • @dollenrm
      @dollenrm 8 лет назад +1

      so fucking true

    • @whablo100
      @whablo100 8 лет назад +1

      Earbuds? is that what Americans call headphones?

    • @whablo100
      @whablo100 8 лет назад

      If so, get some Bluetooth wireless ones. That'll sort the problem.

    • @SalamanderMagic
      @SalamanderMagic 8 лет назад

      I went to sleep with headphones on and I fucking broke them

  • @alwysmaxi
    @alwysmaxi 7 лет назад +977

    I had a lucid dream at random, but it felt like real life. I didn't think I was asleep, but was just awake. I went to my bathroom and took a piss and soon after I woke up freaking out because I was pissing myself. worstshitever

    • @aidanmco
      @aidanmco 7 лет назад +45

      KaeosMaxipad
      Exact same thing happened to me when I was 13, most embarrassing thing ever. 😕
      I never really thought of it as a lucid dream, but now that I think about it I guess it was.

    • @nicksteen2910
      @nicksteen2910 7 лет назад +101

      lucid dreaming means you know ur dreaming. You just had a normal dream.

    • @aidanmco
      @aidanmco 7 лет назад +17

      nick steen
      I thought it was when you could control your dream, but idk you're probably right

    • @135792183
      @135792183 7 лет назад +20

      usually the only way you can control a dream would be to know you're in a dream, im a pretty avid dreamer where i can remember almost everything that happens in my dreams, and alot of the time it seems like i have control but ive had a few lucid dreams and trust me youll KNOW ur in a dream and just be like oh shit i can do anything lucid dreams are also alot more blurry than normal dreams because your trying to control something that you dont understand, atleast from my experience

    • @firlgriend
      @firlgriend 6 лет назад +7

      135792183 My lucid dreams are extremely clear and I have full control over everything.

  • @JimTheFishTV
    @JimTheFishTV 7 лет назад +717

    I had a lucid dream once but I didn't really understand it so I just sat in a chair eating saltines until I woke up. RIP.

    • @michaelfortress3119
      @michaelfortress3119 7 лет назад +37

      i had a lucid dream about having a lucid dream

    • @JimTheFishTV
      @JimTheFishTV 7 лет назад +2

      MARTY.

    • @ryanbacay4373
      @ryanbacay4373 7 лет назад +5

      I turned into a goat and ate grass the whole time

    • @tylern1394
      @tylern1394 7 лет назад +2

      I didn't understand I was lucid dreaming either and just laid in bed in the dark.

    • @jackdriffill2394
      @jackdriffill2394 7 лет назад +1

      Tyler N same

  • @Potatert0t
    @Potatert0t 6 лет назад +367

    If I were to get this device, i would need a size XXS

  • @LarlemMagic
    @LarlemMagic 9 лет назад +536

    Whenever I sleep with buds, I end up waking up on top of them.

    • @50Banana
      @50Banana 9 лет назад +75

      GAAAAYYYYYY!!!!

    • @Anachrophiliac
      @Anachrophiliac 9 лет назад +1

      +50% Banana (It's DNA idiots) HAHAHA YES!

    • @thehybrid26
      @thehybrid26 9 лет назад +1

      +50% Banana (It's DNA idiots) im also 50% banana boi

    • @50Banana
      @50Banana 9 лет назад +1

      The Hybrid
      kek

    • @jordanrcs
      @jordanrcs 8 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @paulgascoigne5343
    @paulgascoigne5343 7 лет назад +926

    It's when your girlfriend unclips it and nudges you to wake you up. Then you run naked down the street shouting "it feels so real! This dream is amaaaaazing!"

    • @EddiePageVideos
      @EddiePageVideos 7 лет назад +260

      Good joke
      Nobody who straps this to their dick will have a girlfriend

    • @K0ester
      @K0ester 6 лет назад +26

      Captain Gravel fucking lol, very true I'd bet

    • @Maeno34
      @Maeno34 6 лет назад +4

      Lmaoo Captain Gravel

    • @brandonyaver6873
      @brandonyaver6873 6 лет назад +1

      Paul Gascoigne

    • @modzn7904
      @modzn7904 6 лет назад +1

      LMAO

  • @DapperPaperBag
    @DapperPaperBag 8 лет назад +564

    "When you dream, I get bigger." I found this way funnier than I should have.

    • @ansixi4194
      @ansixi4194 8 лет назад +38

      I imagined my dick jumping off and then flying around the room and then landing on my desk to become the size of Godzilla, and then everyone is afraid of it. I don't like him, he's rude, we all agree he is a huge dick, then I wake up and cure cancer, then I wake up and realize I'm Chuck Norris, then I wake up again and realize I'm just a youtube comment and I cry because I can never become a walrus. -Written by M. Night Shyamalayan

    • @DapperPaperBag
      @DapperPaperBag 8 лет назад +5

      ^ You sir are a glorious human being.

    • @ansixi4194
      @ansixi4194 8 лет назад

      DapperPaperBag who?

    • @ababababaababbba
      @ababababaababbba 8 лет назад

      that's pretty cool

    • @DapperPaperBag
      @DapperPaperBag 8 лет назад +2

      LOL!!!!

  • @Nicdehouwer
    @Nicdehouwer 5 лет назад +86

    Hey, they got that guy who said "SUPER. HOT" to say "You are dreaming "

  • @deathrod123
    @deathrod123 9 лет назад +445

    Uhhh.... Do you have an extra small version of this?

  • @donkosaurus
    @donkosaurus 8 лет назад +257

    once i woke up and found a buttplug embedded in the ceiling
    it wasnt even mine

  • @Random_Dude999
    @Random_Dude999 7 лет назад +344

    "As you dream.... I GET BIGGER" are you talking about depression?

  • @siradass8899
    @siradass8899 6 лет назад +178

    i should buy that for my friend and then when he wakes up when i'm riding him i say 'you are dreaming'

  • @UltimaKombat
    @UltimaKombat 8 лет назад +1358

    Lucid Dreaming is pretty fuckin fun

    • @AlexTheGamer97
      @AlexTheGamer97 8 лет назад +4

      Yep

    • @bobbybenny12
      @bobbybenny12 8 лет назад +33

      Cause you can do anything.

    • @impossableman02
      @impossableman02 8 лет назад +118

      Have you done the sexies with an Overwatch character yet?

    • @danieljgarcia5380
      @danieljgarcia5380 8 лет назад +15

      +96nairrA same 😐😭

    • @nerdsoft9964
      @nerdsoft9964 8 лет назад +65

      Try pinching yourself at certain times during the day as a sort of "reality check". The idea is that it creates an automatic response where pinching yourself causes you to mentally check if you're inside a dream. And if you are, you'll just kind of know. Do it enough and it should become something you do without thinking, at which point you'll start doing it in your dreams.

  • @Cactusjuicy900
    @Cactusjuicy900 6 лет назад +130

    My ear buds will always be falling out when I sleep and I've woken up strangled plenty of times

    • @darkfox2162
      @darkfox2162 5 лет назад +1

      My earbuds are known to wrap around my neck so I have to watch out when I wake up 😂

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 4 года назад

      YOU ARE DREAMING

  • @Sodasaman
    @Sodasaman 8 лет назад +74

    Waking up with a chord wrapped around your neck is one of the best feelings ever.

    • @shallowgod5539
      @shallowgod5539 8 лет назад +1

      That's how I like to sleep

    • @franklyawesome7553
      @franklyawesome7553 8 лет назад +1

      Not kink shaming or anything ya gon die if you keep doin that

    • @Sodasaman
      @Sodasaman 8 лет назад +2

      3 subscribers No videos Ya i know i stopped doing that a while ago. Now i sleep with a knife.

    • @Sodasaman
      @Sodasaman 8 лет назад

      dylank10101 I don't get it. Are you salty or something?

  • @carsok5505
    @carsok5505 4 года назад +74

    If i wear ear buds in my sleep i wake up choking from strangulation. Hopefully one of these days i won't wake up

  • @Floedekage
    @Floedekage 7 лет назад +195

    Where are they now????????? :)

  • @AidenPerera
    @AidenPerera 7 лет назад +752

    A long time ago when I was like 8 or something I was dreaming of me just causally watching TV but then I needed to go pee in the dream but I held it in because it was one of my favorite shows at the time when I was 8 but I can't remember it though. So when I couldn't hold it any longer I ran to the bathroom in my dream and I started peeing. I then wake up from the dream and I realise I just pissed all over my bed. Great childhood memories.

    • @niconiconi4677
      @niconiconi4677 7 лет назад +7

      Aiden Perera I felt a warm feeling but i WAS awake and realized what just happened

    • @AidenPerera
      @AidenPerera 7 лет назад

      Dallas Garcia Haha lmao

    • @jackhenderson1039
      @jackhenderson1039 7 лет назад +22

      I had almost the exact same thing happen to me.

    • @Jack-ss9fo
      @Jack-ss9fo 7 лет назад +26

      I was once half asleep and went to the bathroom. When I woke up I found out I peed myself in the corner of my room.

    • @AidenPerera
      @AidenPerera 7 лет назад

      SurvivorJackGaming Lmao

  • @MasterKeiya
    @MasterKeiya 8 лет назад +260

    I must be one of the only people who cant sleep with headphones or earbuds or other shit in my ear. All the time I will just be laying there thinking "This feels uncomfortable".

    • @Bapp0
      @Bapp0 8 лет назад

      MasterKeiya Or just being worried if it get stuck in your ear 😥😓

    • @MasterKeiya
      @MasterKeiya 8 лет назад

      denis jedlicka or accidently jamming it right into your brain, when you turn onto your side too hard.

    • @TOMtom-fq3th
      @TOMtom-fq3th 7 лет назад +8

      or being worried you'd choke yourself (unless it's wireless)

    • @itsshwiftyyy8393
      @itsshwiftyyy8393 7 лет назад +8

      MasterKeiya over the holidays my cousin fell asleep with his earbuds in. He woke up at 4 am and they were stuck. He tried getting them out and that got them harder in. He had to go to the ER

    • @TD0150
      @TD0150 7 лет назад

      THANK YOU

  • @GaijinNomad787
    @GaijinNomad787 6 лет назад +83

    That is freaking creepy. Why do I want to hear a creepy voice telling me "you are dreaming" when i'm in a dream?

    • @UnderclockFGC
      @UnderclockFGC 6 лет назад

      lmao ikr

    • @missundies
      @missundies 4 года назад +1

      @@HighlyVolkish that would freak me tf out

    • @user-nj9ll6em8k
      @user-nj9ll6em8k 4 года назад

      It just wake me up

    • @grubber
      @grubber 4 года назад +3

      To lucid dream you fucking idiot. Did you even watch the video?

    • @light_fos
      @light_fos 4 года назад

      ????? to lucid dream??

  • @therealdonald9532
    @therealdonald9532 7 лет назад +308

    If you watch his kickstarter crap videos from newest to oldest, it looks like he is losing hair.

    • @vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758
      @vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758 5 лет назад +8

      I have cancer

    • @radenwolfsburg
      @radenwolfsburg 5 лет назад +22

      It’s all going into his buttcrackhole

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 лет назад +1

      like Benjamin Button turning into a baby

    • @Richo_Vee
      @Richo_Vee 4 года назад

      TheRealDonald make me go to the hospital!

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni 4 года назад +4

      @@radenwolfsburg I was taking a shower and literally all the hair on my body (even my legs) started homing into my asshole. We should've trusted the shower apron

  • @datboi5646
    @datboi5646 8 лет назад +322

    I once had a dream where me and my family was living in a swampy forest and had like a crab breeding farm, and these two crab like creatures were having sex,me and my sister were just watching and for some reason I threw a rock at the male crab creature... and his dick just like ripped off and he began screeching the pain... then I woke up

  • @graveyardrat7666
    @graveyardrat7666 7 лет назад +116

    *ThIS Is wHeN tHE MaGiC HaPpEns*

  • @paulburgess4135
    @paulburgess4135 6 лет назад +153

    Follow people that buy this product around with a megaphone and tell them that they are dreaming

    • @hippityflop7461
      @hippityflop7461 6 лет назад +1

      Paul Burgess omg yes

    •  4 года назад

      Someone get this man a megaphone

    • @excitement1499
      @excitement1499 4 года назад

      lmao

  • @TheCloud785
    @TheCloud785 9 лет назад +146

    I usually wake up to my earbuds wrapped around my neck like they're trying to kill me. So yeah

    • @WorldWendell
      @WorldWendell 9 лет назад +1

      SAME HERE xD

    • @demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890
      @demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890 9 лет назад +13

      +O v e r T i m e I wake up with my dick wrapped around my neck

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 9 лет назад +1

      Sorry that was me...I got a little bored...

    • @TheCloud785
      @TheCloud785 8 лет назад +1

      Damon Finn The odds of that happening is so little it's not going to happen.

    • @Unkle_Genny
      @Unkle_Genny 8 лет назад +1

      I usually wake up with my dick like that. God damn Boa Constrictor is why I keep a crowbar on the table next to my bed.

  • @Dr3Mc3Ninja
    @Dr3Mc3Ninja 7 лет назад +225

    Lucid dreaming just allows you to wake up feeling more disappointed than usual.

  • @skkkr5815
    @skkkr5815 8 лет назад +342

    idk iDubbbz lucid dreaming seems pretty cool

    • @rockntroopen
      @rockntroopen 8 лет назад +7

      it is

    • @mikeywhelan2362
      @mikeywhelan2362 8 лет назад +18

      +САLIMBO ГГГ It varies from person to person, its rare that you'll forget a lucid dream

    • @skkkr5815
      @skkkr5815 8 лет назад +1

      +Mikey Whelan for real

    • @casualapple3781
      @casualapple3781 8 лет назад

      *pretty good

    • @blackninjamaw829
      @blackninjamaw829 8 лет назад +2

      +Casual Apple what's an apple doing correcting grammar?

  • @ItsUrBoi
    @ItsUrBoi 6 лет назад +71

    Disclaimer: doesn't work if you have erectile dysfunctional.

    • @amd_hawk7318
      @amd_hawk7318 4 года назад +1

      i wish i did. i get so many fucking boners every day.

  • @GobulTheGobbler
    @GobulTheGobbler 7 лет назад +188

    I'll never forget my Lucid Dreams. I only had a few, but they were amazing.

    • @quantum5661
      @quantum5661 7 лет назад +5

      ive only had one. only thing i did once i... woke up i guess? was hit esc and hit quit. in hindsight, fuck you past me.

    • @GobulTheGobbler
      @GobulTheGobbler 7 лет назад +11

      Quantum I once had a lucid dream that started with an adventure, but I was so tired I didn't want to dream and jumped off a skyscraper.

    • @silv3rbl4d34
      @silv3rbl4d34 7 лет назад

      I feel like I've seen you comment on some Monster Hunter videos I've watched or something

    • @GobulTheGobbler
      @GobulTheGobbler 7 лет назад

      Death the Pale Rider I recognize your profile picture, I'll have to look into it. could be a For Honor video too

    • @silv3rbl4d34
      @silv3rbl4d34 7 лет назад

      Gobul The Gobbler you wouldn't happen to be in a Google+ Monster Hunter community, would you?

  • @mattsmith457
    @mattsmith457 8 лет назад +391

    If something in my head tells me 'you are dreaming' I'd wake the fuck up because it would be like someone was talking to me in my fucking ear canal. So unless you have neurological surgery to react to certain patterns of sound, then you are fucked.

    • @S2star
      @S2star 8 лет назад +12

      I was thinking this too, it would seriously creep me out if I had that voice in my ear...

    • @Loponstorm
      @Loponstorm 8 лет назад +5

      You'd get used to it eventually, after waking up by being startled/creeped out by it a few times over a few days, your body would recognize it as not a threat anymore and you'd eventually associate it to doing something like, say raising your hands up to your ears as you'd do if you were awake to remove the earbuds, only to realize they aren't in your ears but you can hear it, and you'd become lucid, then the sound fades out from the device.
      I've actually had much practice in Lucid dreaming, the key I've found success in, is to keep trying, build a habit that when performed in a dream will alert you to the fact you're dreaming (Think Inception). I don't think I'd ever try this product tho haha, I have plenty of success with other methods, but the premise is sound for someone who can't find success elsewhere.
      However the association with the fact that if you're hearing it that means you're erect might always tinge the dreamscape you'd enter to always be sexual in nature lol, but that'd be for you to decide if that's something you want or not haha.

    • @mattsmith457
      @mattsmith457 8 лет назад

      Loponstorm While that may work for you, I am an extremely light sleeper and I literally wake up at the slightest noise. I like the idea that my 'brain would get used to it' but I think that's highly unlikely. Like I seriously doubt that if you talk in someone's ear every night they somehow get used to it rather than smack the shit out of you for being weird.

    • @joselin8524
      @joselin8524 8 лет назад

      +Loponstorm I disagree. I'm sure you're familiar with ASMR. Everyone experiences it through different stimuli but not everyone likes it. I've had problems falling asleep since i was 10. Listening to ASMR videos helps me fall asleep, I fall asleep every night with earbuds in my ears while listening to ASMR triggers and yet that will still wake me up in the middle of the night from time to time. Keep in mind that these videos are not a deep ass male voice speaking, they're meant to relax people, it's all soft noise.

    • @Loponstorm
      @Loponstorm 8 лет назад

      Joselyn Castellanos
      No, I'm not familiar with "ASMR" I've heard the term but know nothing about it, not even what it stands for, but if you listened to the same thing over and over, your body will naturally begin to stop reacting to it in a defensive manner, it's a completely normal thing which happens with all senses, the same reason you can stop noticing a smell which you are exposed to often, or sleep in a noisy environment which used to keep you up, or no longer be surprised by things you see often, or get used to a temperature which you used to consider too hot or too cold. Constant exposure to a stimuli will naturally result in having less of a reaction to it.
      This is a single short sound which is unchanging, not an entire video, and it's one sound not multiple different videos (I assume you aren't listening to the same ASMR every time), I still believe what I said is true and anyone could get used to it given enough time and will to try.

  • @Spenceman2002
    @Spenceman2002 7 лет назад +420

    See, lucid dreaming is actually really fun while you're in it but once you wake up and you can't move yet you can still see stuff from your dream the fun sorta dwindles and its more like demons are coming to take your soul

    • @connorevans104
      @connorevans104 7 лет назад +120

      Spenceman2002 I believe you experience sleep paralysis after your lucid dreams.

    • @hairburrito
      @hairburrito 6 лет назад +66

      Spenceman2002 that's sleep paralysis lmao

    • @Dailysvidshit
      @Dailysvidshit 6 лет назад +67

      Two different sleep events there buddy

    • @koilzimbabwe
      @koilzimbabwe 6 лет назад +1

      Hopefully they will

    • @xidropkillzx3246
      @xidropkillzx3246 6 лет назад

      Jeezus

  • @returnofthedoggo7994
    @returnofthedoggo7994 5 лет назад +53

    my body and mind is actually mesmerized by watching peewee move. my hands are shaking as i type this.

    • @iLuvEeyore
      @iLuvEeyore Год назад

      i know this is literally 3 years ago but this comment is so funny to me

  • @westonparker5940
    @westonparker5940 7 лет назад +93

    Benefit #2 of lucid dreaming: you can dream that you're having a conversation with a vaguely shaped phallic creature wearing a special cockring made of dream magic.

  • @Bizzozeron
    @Bizzozeron 9 лет назад +49

    I roll around and shit and on my stomach that stupid magic cockring wouldn't stay on.

  • @ParadoxBoxx
    @ParadoxBoxx 8 лет назад +71

    The Risks of Lucid Dreaming: Sleep Paralysis

    • @Uxcis
      @Uxcis 8 лет назад

      what's that?

    • @letsgoasuka
      @letsgoasuka 8 лет назад +27

      +Uxcis I almost always lucid dream and sleep paralysis is quite common.
      Imagine trying to wake up, your eyes are open but everything else is frozen. You try to talk and nothing comes out. You feel heavy pressure on your chest or back like something is sitting on you and because your brain is still half asleep, you see hallucinations of a shadow person staring at you next to your bed and you can't look away. That's sleep paralysis.

    • @Uxcis
      @Uxcis 8 лет назад

      +Rinoa Heartilly ohh i remember now, i saw something like that on a site.
      i just couldn't remember what is was called, thanks. how is that, actually?

    • @letsgoasuka
      @letsgoasuka 8 лет назад +11

      Uxcis No problem! When you're dreaming that's generally when we are in our deepest stage of sleep. So if the sleep is interrupted, you might get sleep paralysis because the body is awake but the mind is still in dream mode. So that's why we can't move and see weird or scary stuff because our brain is still dreaming.

    • @Uxcis
      @Uxcis 8 лет назад +6

      +Rinoa Heartilly cool! or.. not cool, actually a bit scary..

  • @trevordollinger6569
    @trevordollinger6569 5 лет назад +27

    Idubbbz couldve been kickstarter's personal content patrol

  • @fadedsmile1237
    @fadedsmile1237 8 лет назад +155

    i had a lucid dream once,
    couldn't wait to wake up.

  • @ButtonMasherReal
    @ButtonMasherReal 8 лет назад +62

    I'm pretty sure that if somebody started talking into my ear that "YOU ARE DREAMING!", I'd actually wake up in a cold sweat.
    EDIT: Also, once I had a lucid dream in which I was in my old school. I told my friend that he was just an illusion, pushed him out of a window and magically placed swastikas all over the school.
    Then I jumped out the window too and woke up.

    • @VetraFX
      @VetraFX 8 лет назад +7

      Hey, that's pretty good !

    • @wizarddog5049
      @wizarddog5049 8 лет назад

      DER VÖLKER DER ERDE IST EIN KATZE

  • @ShadowTzar
    @ShadowTzar 7 лет назад +411

    when i had a lucid dream i was constantly being chased by a demon slender rabbit because whenever i thought about him he would burst through the wall like the fucking kool-aid man

    • @Bea_Gameing
      @Bea_Gameing 7 лет назад +36

      TheSpoonOfDoom *OH YEAHHHHH!!!!!!*

    • @alissaspafford8846
      @alissaspafford8846 7 лет назад +6

      TheSpoonOfDoom my lucid dreams r like that too I'm always being chased by something and for some reason being chased wakes me up enough to control the dream.

    • @chesterr551
      @chesterr551 7 лет назад +3

      Alissa Spafford that's not lucid

    • @ronburgundy9732
      @ronburgundy9732 7 лет назад +3

      Cif The Meme Man Yeah that's what I am saying.

    • @trishmassingill9197
      @trishmassingill9197 7 лет назад

      TheSpoonOfDoom "OH YEAH"

  • @tinmad9094
    @tinmad9094 6 лет назад +98

    I hAvE ThEse LuCID DReamS

    • @masterling02
      @masterling02 6 лет назад +4

      I was scrolling through looking for someone that said it

    • @catfishkyle4134
      @catfishkyle4134 6 лет назад +10

      I sTill sEe yOur ShAdOws iN My rooM

    • @will-dd7ou
      @will-dd7ou 4 года назад +3

      CANt TaKe bACK thE LoVe THaT I gaVe You

    • @ra_khvc
      @ra_khvc 4 года назад +1

      tO ThE pOInt wHERe i LoVe anD i haTE yOu

    • @litten420
      @litten420 4 года назад +1

      @@ra_khvc AnD i Can'T nOt ChanGe U sO I MuSt rePlacE U

  • @xXFluffers
    @xXFluffers 8 лет назад +50

    The main point of lucid dreaming isn't that you have control of your actions, it's that you're a lot more aware of what you're doing and can experience your dreams more vividly

    • @Aozora333
      @Aozora333 8 лет назад +1

      +Furball Just being aware in a dream is super trippy and an awesome feeling.

    • @franklinlopez1718
      @franklinlopez1718 8 лет назад

      +Jon Ramen Fuck yeah, then the next day I feel amazing!

    • @pandinus1377
      @pandinus1377 8 лет назад

      so freddy could actually kill me this time

    • @gv2212
      @gv2212 8 лет назад +1

      i never had a lucid dream hell i barely even dream

    • @evanalexander9157
      @evanalexander9157 8 лет назад +1

      +Gabtriel Dante everybody dreams dozens of times a night, you just can't remember them

  • @captainqwark4712
    @captainqwark4712 8 лет назад +117

    Never experienced lucid dreams probably ever wont

    • @captainqwark4712
      @captainqwark4712 8 лет назад +2

      Probably never will*

    • @depressedboops7736
      @depressedboops7736 8 лет назад +20

      You may have but it is very difficult to remember them. Even normal dreams. You normally remember them if you wake up as your dreaming or as soon as you wake up then you forgot it quickly. Only dreams i even remember slightly are ones i woke up in.

    • @captainqwark4712
      @captainqwark4712 8 лет назад +2

      Dino Killer oh, well then maybe i have

    • @KeanuLeeves
      @KeanuLeeves 7 лет назад +1

      Ethan f personally I find remembering lucid dreams much easier than remembering regular dreams. Almost All the dreams I remember are lucid dreams

  • @MurdahPivot
    @MurdahPivot 8 лет назад +298

    do they have XL

    • @nanoknight4741
      @nanoknight4741 8 лет назад +127

      They have a child size that fits you.

    • @MurdahPivot
      @MurdahPivot 8 лет назад +3

      im burning no

    • @novaoverton6203
      @novaoverton6203 8 лет назад +1

      +Nano Knight REKT

    • @Bob-no9xp
      @Bob-no9xp 8 лет назад

      You just got roasted

    • @MurdahPivot
      @MurdahPivot 8 лет назад +2

      Nano Knight oh shit I should have said "how'd you know that perv" dang

  • @paigek1972
    @paigek1972 6 лет назад +208

    The other night
    I had a dream that felt so real
    But towards the end (I didn't know it was the end)
    My dream self randomly said "I'm dreaming, aren't I?"
    And I was talking to a person in the dream
    And then I said "goodbye"
    And the dream faded and I woke up
    Weird shit

    • @vadhub
      @vadhub 6 лет назад +3

      the same thing happened to me but the part where I realized was when the dream *started*

    • @DLC_PR016
      @DLC_PR016 5 лет назад +8

      Similar thing happened
      I stabbed someone in my dream
      They say “Why did you do this?”
      I say “don’t worry it’s just a dream”
      Then the dream fades and I wake up

    • @haigravs2556
      @haigravs2556 5 лет назад +3

      Paige K every time I have a dream when my dog or cat dies or my teeth fall out or something weird like that, my dream self always says “hang on I’m dreaming” and then it ends lol

    • @radenwolfsburg
      @radenwolfsburg 5 лет назад +2

      Nobody wants to hear about other people’s dreams.

    • @remmilayne6153
      @remmilayne6153 5 лет назад

      Self randomly, huh?

  • @piplup229
    @piplup229 8 лет назад +148

    When I fall asleep with earbuds on
    I don't ever wake up.

    • @derrickbiedermann9802
      @derrickbiedermann9802 8 лет назад +4

      So, you never fell asleep with head phones on, other wise you wouldn't have typed that comment.

    • @piplup229
      @piplup229 8 лет назад +16

      +Derrick Biedermann oh hey, mister I'm fun at parties has arrived!

    • @thatwouldbeillegal7047
      @thatwouldbeillegal7047 8 лет назад

      don't be a bully!!!

    • @Dankuzmeemusmaximus
      @Dankuzmeemusmaximus 8 лет назад

      Emo my chemical romance fan humor right here

    • @hidude-mf3ww
      @hidude-mf3ww 8 лет назад

      +Michael Lin I'm alex...

  • @kaigster
    @kaigster 7 лет назад +93

    So what happens when the belt pulls open but doesn't fall off, and upon softening pinches the shit out of your pecker due to the magnets pulling the belt closed again?

  • @quintuspotatimus2811
    @quintuspotatimus2811 8 лет назад +40

    When I wake up my ear buds are tied around my neck.

  • @CallMeAlex
    @CallMeAlex 6 лет назад +51

    *I HAVE THESE LUCID DREAMS WHERE I CANT MOVE A THING*

    • @matte_uk
      @matte_uk 6 лет назад

      ADuck YT fuck i just commented the exact same thing

    • @placiddreams6334
      @placiddreams6334 6 лет назад +9

      this is actually called sleep paralysis

    • @spork8655
      @spork8655 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah me too and it is the fucking worst. I usually wake up desperately trying to breathe. Or scream.
      Well, off to bed!

    • @oabagobaaaoooo
      @oabagobaaaoooo 6 лет назад +4

      Thats sleep paralysis. Something similar, but its a nightmare instead

    • @dropsyx268
      @dropsyx268 5 лет назад

      I THINK ITS ALL IN MY HEAD...

  • @jugglerthuggler5051
    @jugglerthuggler5051 8 лет назад +460

    #1 benefit of lucid dreaming: You can discover new worlds beyond reality and essentially become Dr. Strange or some weird crap like that.

    • @samuelito2777
      @samuelito2777 8 лет назад +46

      Jordan Autrey DORMAMMU IVE COME TO BARGAIN

    • @TD0150
      @TD0150 7 лет назад +38

      aNd YoU cAn FuCk

    • @hubberducky
      @hubberducky 7 лет назад +4

      Well from what I've seen bargaining with Dormamu for fuckin eternity sounds boring

    • @viperrcg
      @viperrcg 7 лет назад +3

      Jordan Autrey i go out and do some dumb shit id never do irl

    • @obnoxiouswizard1178
      @obnoxiouswizard1178 7 лет назад +3

      BlueDiamond, you know weed doesn't cause problems, right? In fact, if your brain is fully developed, it's almost beneficial.

  • @TheMrMister
    @TheMrMister 8 лет назад +849

    Sounds like the opinion of a man whose never had a lucid dream

    • @TheMrMister
      @TheMrMister 8 лет назад +92

      CM NG not the weirdest thing I've done

    • @cmng3449
      @cmng3449 8 лет назад +12

      Ok to each his own I guess. Give me a gun so I can kill myself though

    • @TheMrMister
      @TheMrMister 8 лет назад +25

      Brendan Dawson Then the stories were true! A man truly transcended this dimension and entered the Pastaverse

    • @lolag7284
      @lolag7284 7 лет назад +7

      oh. im proud of you man.

    • @akamisdarth
      @akamisdarth 7 лет назад +4

      Mr. Mister no lucid dreams, no opinion.

  • @connorsmith75
    @connorsmith75 9 лет назад +91

    There's probably a chance of waking up instead of hearing it in your dream, which could probably cause sleep paralysis. Not worth it, that shit can be scary man.

    • @cheechwang5205
      @cheechwang5205 8 лет назад +7

      yeah man you start seeing shit come at you, and there's nothing you can do

    • @brennanmoran1739
      @brennanmoran1739 8 лет назад

      +Connor Smith that shit WILL*** be scary

    • @bradster4740
      @bradster4740 8 лет назад +3

      I'm not sure if it is sleep paralysis, but one time I woke up and I couldn't move or open my eyes, for about half a minute. It was scary

    • @YourFatherVEVO
      @YourFatherVEVO 8 лет назад +2

      +PoppaG yup. Thats sleep paralysis. You're lucky it was so brief.

    • @PyroAssasin573
      @PyroAssasin573 8 лет назад

      I once woke up when dreaming and that shit happened to me.

  • @hesh4727
    @hesh4727 6 лет назад +56

    what if its too big to work asking for a friend

  • @Banement
    @Banement 8 лет назад +44

    You can't fly in lucid dreams straight away, I've ruined all my fucking lucids doing that. Instead, I make the sun explode.
    I'll stick to normal dreams yeah

  • @TheBonuzen
    @TheBonuzen 8 лет назад +169

    I had a lucid dream once it was just me killing people I hate in terrible ways, I don't need to experience that again

    • @legoindiecomments1344
      @legoindiecomments1344 8 лет назад +6

      Then it wasn't a lucid dream, because you'd have the consciousness to stop yourself from doing something you hate.

    • @TheBonuzen
      @TheBonuzen 8 лет назад +15

      Legoindie Comments I didnt hate it though. That's something i wanted to do deep in at the time.

    • @commandoX94
      @commandoX94 8 лет назад +50

      edgy
      d
      g
      y

    • @nolangraves7882
      @nolangraves7882 8 лет назад +1

      Edgy

    • @TheBonuzen
      @TheBonuzen 8 лет назад +5

      God damn it

  • @chipsdubbo3783
    @chipsdubbo3783 8 лет назад +72

    I've been having a weird amount of lucid dreams recently, like at least one every two weeks.
    It's been pretty rad.

    • @jpalbright1563
      @jpalbright1563 8 лет назад +9

      Lucky

    • @whoopswrongpicture2616
      @whoopswrongpicture2616 8 лет назад

      im pretty sure it happens when you dont sleep for 1 and a half days

    • @WoolfyPlays
      @WoolfyPlays 8 лет назад

      i have em everyday :5

    • @WoolfyPlays
      @WoolfyPlays 8 лет назад

      Mirror Man it was a learned skill, anyone can learn to consistant lucid dream

    • @BADDRAGON-um9bb
      @BADDRAGON-um9bb 8 лет назад

      +Woolfy Plays no not for me my Brian can only replay dreams or make a new one

  • @w5527
    @w5527 5 лет назад +2

    This was my first iDubbbz video I ever saw and it was about a day old. This video is my start. I love RUclips algorithms sometimes.

  • @itbedatboi5580
    @itbedatboi5580 7 лет назад +26

    Yup everything you said is me ear buds in my ears fall out

  • @vickijanaky4842
    @vickijanaky4842 9 лет назад +277

    MY NAME IS DEVON...

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  9 лет назад +125

      devon reilly sorry devon. this devon spells his name "d-e-v-i-n" so ur safe

    • @devinisstoned
      @devinisstoned 9 лет назад

      iDubbbzTV oh shit

    • @emoshrek7251
      @emoshrek7251 9 лет назад +4

      +iDubbbzTV NOOOOOOOOOO

    • @devinschwers3714
      @devinschwers3714 9 лет назад +1

      +iDubbbzTV :( My name is Devin. XD

    • @flomoyo
      @flomoyo 9 лет назад

      +Jesse Pinkman I thought your name was Jesse?

  • @mase8444
    @mase8444 8 лет назад +130

    realizing you're in a dream by accident is better than lucid dreaming in my opinion,
    realized i was in a dream once, as i was getting chased by a demon. pretty lucky huh?
    i kept flying away from it, but it could teleport.
    all i know is that shit is better than any FNAF fucking horror game or similar.

    • @dydp1
      @dydp1 8 лет назад +4

      Same thing happened to me when I was younger, fuckin blue digimon lookin ass demon.

    • @mase8444
      @mase8444 8 лет назад +3

      we are survivors

    • @dydp1
      @dydp1 8 лет назад +1

      yeh boi

    • @Nobullshitvideos
      @Nobullshitvideos 8 лет назад +5

      Some grudge bitch in my room when I charged in (cuz is a dream) then fucking popped out the side of the wall with her mouth open so I pussied out and woke up

    • @mase8444
      @mase8444 8 лет назад +5

      must have been the same bitch

  • @madelinecoven6428
    @madelinecoven6428 5 лет назад +31

    That “you are dreaming” is legitimately creepy.

  • @swag72312
    @swag72312 7 лет назад +418

    Lucid dreaming is for the weak. How about getting shot in the head multiple times and continuing the dream as a ghost, having a slit throat for an entire dream, and dreaming as someone else. Get on my level

    • @tuke3541
      @tuke3541 7 лет назад +22

      Pessimistic Sharkie Well i exploded to pieces in TF2. Is that enough?

    • @swag72312
      @swag72312 7 лет назад +15

      Tuke o shit

    • @slendy9600
      @slendy9600 7 лет назад +4

      Your profile pic is appropiate since youre clearly on a higher level then us :P

    • @swag72312
      @swag72312 7 лет назад +2

      slendy9600 Yes

    • @Lil.Grandpa
      @Lil.Grandpa 7 лет назад +2

      The virgin lucid dream vs THE CHAD NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE.

  • @mangoesfly1594
    @mangoesfly1594 9 лет назад +33

    The one time I had a lucid dream was when I was talking to a clone of myself, and I really had to pee in the dream. So my clone told me it was okay to pee, because it was a dream and you could make it go away if you wanted. I woke up in a pool of urine.

    • @wargames43
      @wargames43 9 лет назад +4

      Alexander Sapia a lucid dream is not a dream where you dream onrails and doing what the brain programmed you to follow but a dream where you a concious of yourself and that you know that your are dreaming when you are doing that you can think of things and they apear but beware dont think about that horror movie you saw lol it will turn real bad REALL soon

    • @mangoesfly1594
      @mangoesfly1594 9 лет назад

      TheJackalPhantom Yeah.

    • @hbaggg
      @hbaggg 9 лет назад

      TheJackalPhantom Yeah lucid dreams are alot like LSD.

    • @DementedDemons
      @DementedDemons 9 лет назад

      +Alexander Sapia Holy crap, now that i think about it...that probably the best way to lucid dream, take a piss and if its not in a toilet or if you feel warm you know its a dream...

  • @enjoysilence4146
    @enjoysilence4146 8 лет назад +101

    I have literally never had a lucid dream, I guess rip me?

    • @andreworoszlan9351
      @andreworoszlan9351 8 лет назад +2

      It's not that common. You kinda have to try to have one

    • @shatterdpromiSes
      @shatterdpromiSes 8 лет назад +12

      +Andy Oroszlan not always. They're actually more common with people with mental illness or those who have bad sleeping habits.

    • @yes-eg2ib
      @yes-eg2ib 8 лет назад

      Toby Holbrey I always have the same lucid dream

    • @bomethia7412
      @bomethia7412 8 лет назад +13

      Toby Holbrey Same. I've never lucid dreamed before but it sounds interesting.

    • @tillymacydonut6588
      @tillymacydonut6588 7 лет назад +14

      Toby Holbrey its a good experiance unless its a lucid nightmare that will fuck you forever trust me

  • @svenssonefternamn7044
    @svenssonefternamn7044 4 года назад +13

    Earbuds hurts af while sleeping and you wake up

  • @MrJinxmaster1
    @MrJinxmaster1 8 лет назад +78

    RUclips showed an advert for baby toothbrushes before this.

  • @el-rufio2464
    @el-rufio2464 7 лет назад +58

    the only lucid dream i had was scary so the only thing i could think to do was wake my self up which i did somehow,
    i then congratulated myself and went back to sleep

    • @hippityflop7461
      @hippityflop7461 6 лет назад +1

      rufus davies I was chased by Walugi and got eaten by filthy Franku
      I was screaming wah through out the dream

    • @modzn7904
      @modzn7904 6 лет назад

      lmao

    • @Crazed-oi3bs
      @Crazed-oi3bs 5 лет назад

      Whenever I get a lucid dream it’s always during a nightmare and once I realise I’m actually sleeping I turn it into an action movie, last one was where I was about to be abducted by aliens and then decided to pull out a machine gun from under my bed and unload a belt.

  • @SchatziSugar
    @SchatziSugar 8 лет назад +146

    I've only ever had lucid dreams twice in my life, weirdly the only 2 nights i ever spent in jail (2 months apart)

  • @darklymak2966
    @darklymak2966 4 года назад +3

    I haven’t seen any of your videos in a long time and this is in my recommendation list

  • @tortellini6087
    @tortellini6087 7 лет назад +5

    _"You haven't had a lucid dream, have you, Squidward?"_

  • @marcusholtzheimer9316
    @marcusholtzheimer9316 8 лет назад +55

    I'm honestly scared of lucid dreams. I've had sleep paralysis lots of times and it really fucking terrifying

    • @sissou1973
      @sissou1973 7 лет назад +2

      marcus holtzheimer it has nothing to do with sleep paralysis you dumbass

    • @aaronthomas3677
      @aaronthomas3677 7 лет назад +10

      Cecile Fabre lucid dreamers are more likely to get sleep paralysis than other people, but it isn't a guaranteed side effect.

  • @kyanamcguinness8351
    @kyanamcguinness8351 8 лет назад +38

    I wake up nearly choking to death by my ear buds

  • @Ahuihou117
    @Ahuihou117 5 лет назад +20

    Where’s the “where are they now” for this. It’s a must.

  • @Kotaneth
    @Kotaneth 8 лет назад +26

    I Think Lucid Dreaming could cure depression. Being able to express your wildest dreams before waking up to go to school, will make you wake up a happier person in general....

    • @shyrobot6201
      @shyrobot6201 8 лет назад

      +Decay ouch...

    • @savannahseaver7492
      @savannahseaver7492 8 лет назад +1

      +Decay exactly.

    • @ReFlekTioNzz
      @ReFlekTioNzz 8 лет назад

      There is no cure for depression. Feeling happy at some point just makes you feel worse than before, when you've cone down from it.

    • @grond9005
      @grond9005 8 лет назад

      +Jayce you get even more sad because it's all taken away by sleep

    • @vdb000
      @vdb000 8 лет назад +2

      Actually it's worse waking up realising it was all a dream all the fun shit that was going on in your Dream turns out to be a fantasy now that can be depressing

  • @joshyoung9515
    @joshyoung9515 7 лет назад +67

    The only lucid dream i had was when I didn't know what to do so I made a guy have hands made of bottles of glue

    • @CompletelyNewguy
      @CompletelyNewguy 6 лет назад +5

      I had one as well, I panicked and tried to dream about the ninja turtles. However it was surprisingly difficult, it takes alot of concentration to keep it up, so much I was getting tired, while dreaming! I don't think that should happen.

    • @remmilayne6153
      @remmilayne6153 5 лет назад +1

      @@420N_light Edgy.

  • @SpyGuysX
    @SpyGuysX 8 лет назад +1365

    i stopped trying to lucid dream after i got sleep paralysis 3 times in a row fuck that shit

    • @erikcoolblue
      @erikcoolblue 8 лет назад +24

      SpyGuysX ya that's the worst only had it twice

    • @rustyray420
      @rustyray420 8 лет назад +85

      SpyGuysX hate that shit lol it's really fucking annoying when you're trying to wake up after a shitty night of sleep but find out you're in fucking sleep paralysis

    • @Goopy200
      @Goopy200 8 лет назад +28

      I didn't find sleep paralysis too bad, I just quit lucid dreaming because it got boring.

    • @zandisch
      @zandisch 8 лет назад +45

      Atleast that mean you got pretty close, usually lucid dream if i manage to "fall alseep again" during an actual paralysis

    • @Coolkidkarateman
      @Coolkidkarateman 8 лет назад +93

      SpyGuysX I have sleep paralysis every fucking day.
      I SEE MY ERECTIONS IN THIRD PERSON DAMNIT

  • @carsonsivils8058
    @carsonsivils8058 5 лет назад +2

    Feb 2019 remembering a fallen star. This channel was and always will be the best on RUclips, it’s sad the platform destroyed so many great creators

  • @tyler6564
    @tyler6564 8 лет назад +10

    Nothing like this would work for me anyway because sometimes I figure out that I'm dreaming, then I almost immediately wake up

  • @OceanRedux
    @OceanRedux 9 лет назад +55

    Even though I'm a girl, I dreamt (an actual lucid dream) that I was just like Hitsugaya Toshio from Bleach, that I could fly, shoot ice, and had ice wings.
    I actually controlled my dream. I flew around, smashing through building roofs, having battles in the air etc etc.
    Then I woke up and
    "2/10, bleach is shit".

    • @brapulous
      @brapulous 9 лет назад +7

      +Ocean Redux what does you being a girl have to do with anything in your comment

    • @OceanRedux
      @OceanRedux 9 лет назад

      fysiks kat
      Let me know when you have a lucid dream and you're a girl during it, K?

    • @pinkguy5537
      @pinkguy5537 8 лет назад +12

      +Ocean Redux wait...so are you a girl in real life or were you dreaming that you were a girl?

    • @NickVanHalen
      @NickVanHalen 8 лет назад

      +Ocean Redux thing is chicks can have lucid dreams, you're not special

    • @OceanRedux
      @OceanRedux 8 лет назад

      ScarrXIII
      Again, if you're a guy, let me know when you EVER have a lucid dream and you're a member of the opposite sex during it.
      It was pretty rare if I do say so myself.

  • @jebuschris7134
    @jebuschris7134 8 лет назад +114

    Am I the only one who would actually buy this?

    • @vsr9105
      @vsr9105 8 лет назад +13

      Yes. Yes you are.

    • @brennanmoran1739
      @brennanmoran1739 8 лет назад +28

      +zark airzander I actually would. I wouldn't tell anyone about it, but I would.

    • @jebuschris7134
      @jebuschris7134 8 лет назад

      brennan moran same

    • @bbekah
      @bbekah 8 лет назад +5

      I might try it if I had a dick

    • @jebuschris7134
      @jebuschris7134 8 лет назад

      Potato Girl Yeah like they said they'd try to make one for females if that one worked

  • @KristenZianourry2015
    @KristenZianourry2015 4 года назад +19

    When i am asleep my earbuds tried to choke ne