The winter war I guess...

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  • Опубликовано: 4 сен 2020
  • songs used:
    • The Sacred War (instru...
    • Finnish Folk Song - Sä...
    • National Anthem of USSR
    • Video
    SFX/other audio shit used:
    the audio used in the part where Finland said PERKELE • [FUNNY] Finnish man sc...
    the part of machinegun fire:
    • Shooting a DShK Heavy ...
    All of the audio of KV-2 are from WoT,
    and some online TTS
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    turn on captions please
    ok finally done... not gonna lie but for me, this MSPSFS seems so... ehhh.. meh...
    this is also my now current longest MSPSFS as well.. for now
    anyways... ima play WoT
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    ACHTUNG: all sounds/songs used are not mine and belongs to their rightful owners
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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @JerryVonNopereich
    @JerryVonNopereich  3 года назад +6827

    please turn on captions
    Edit (9/13/20): Scheiße.. I forgot to say thank you...
    Thank you

    • @timingegg7723
      @timingegg7723 3 года назад +52

      Ok

    • @top10idk
      @top10idk 3 года назад +37

      Ok comrade

    • @top10idk
      @top10idk 3 года назад +16

      @max saw who comrade

    • @amalayperson7208
      @amalayperson7208 3 года назад +7

      Caption is gone

    • @JerryVonNopereich
      @JerryVonNopereich  3 года назад +57

      @max saw nah I dont wanna pin this :p
      Edit (10/14/20): welp... looks like I pinned this now...

  • @venzzz1370
    @venzzz1370 3 года назад +4630

    I like it when the snow starts speaking Finnish

  • @lividus4804
    @lividus4804 3 года назад +11888

    First time seeing Soviet Union actually portrayed as female "motherland"

    • @rocketjupiter4579
      @rocketjupiter4579 3 года назад +1449

      I know, even though it’s the first time seeing the Soviet Union portrayed as a female, it make sense

    • @HaniSiKucing
      @HaniSiKucing 3 года назад +183

      @@rocketjupiter4579 Why?

    • @rocketjupiter4579
      @rocketjupiter4579 3 года назад +1175

      @@HaniSiKucing because it’s the motherland

    • @HaniSiKucing
      @HaniSiKucing 3 года назад +215

      Oh right

    • @SillyGoober2024
      @SillyGoober2024 3 года назад +329

      It makes sense. She is the motherland, duh, and Finland is the fatherland, so...

  • @profilepicture6806
    @profilepicture6806 Год назад +170

    Finland is so small yet so powerful

    • @HarmoystarOfficial
      @HarmoystarOfficial Год назад +2

      That is true

    • @Chaosmakertrio69
      @Chaosmakertrio69 Год назад +4

      ​@@HarmoystarOfficial defeating a fu###### largest country in the earth

    • @skrabbofelix7835
      @skrabbofelix7835 10 месяцев назад

      Its actually not that small

    • @imilesimiles5648
      @imilesimiles5648 3 месяца назад

      "There are so many of them, and we have so few territories. Where are we going to bury them all?"

    • @jam9142
      @jam9142 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Chaosmakertrio69lol it didn't, it sucked in 2 wars, lost 11% of their land and paid a lot of reparations. And Soviet army was fighting more with nature and weather, then with finns

  • @justnoone1488
    @justnoone1488 Год назад +175

    Lesson for today : why you should never break Finland's vodka

    • @kazueballesteros3665
      @kazueballesteros3665 Год назад

      ​@@The_whales finnish people dont speak scottish dude

    • @le_blacked69
      @le_blacked69 9 месяцев назад

      @@The_whales they arent really similar, finland is fucking cold compared to scotland, plus finnish people speak finnish

    • @butterflies655
      @butterflies655 8 месяцев назад +1

      Russian ppl drink vodka.

    • @Mrskelling1
      @Mrskelling1 7 месяцев назад

      Its actually booze aka leijona viina

    • @Notey-
      @Notey- 6 месяцев назад +1

      As a finnish person I can confirm don't break our vodka or we will cause war

  • @dazigolding5814
    @dazigolding5814 3 года назад +915

    USSR: I have an army.
    Finland: We have a Simo.

  • @Diamond-bx4qg
    @Diamond-bx4qg 3 года назад +866

    Russian soldier: *sneezes*
    Snow: Terveydekski.
    Russian soldier: than-
    Russian soldier: *wait*

  • @Duesikazergaming
    @Duesikazergaming Год назад +318

    Morale of the story:never mess with a Finnish person who drinks weird liquid

    • @fnaf19e
      @fnaf19e 11 месяцев назад +5

      Its alcohol

    • @AlexaIll
      @AlexaIll 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@fnaf19eno vodka

    • @Sloaky634
      @Sloaky634 9 месяцев назад +2

      So never mess with any Finnish person

    • @fnaf19e
      @fnaf19e 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Sloaky634 yep

    • @butterflies655
      @butterflies655 8 месяцев назад +3

      Finland's alcohol consumption is in the middle of Europe. Russia 's alcohol consumption is far far higher than Finland's.
      Watch the statistics in the video "Country alcohol consumption comparison."

  • @AmericanTrainFoamer
    @AmericanTrainFoamer 11 месяцев назад +46

    In most animations USSR is a male. But this one is more accurate for MOTHERland.

  • @okay4615
    @okay4615 3 года назад +8133

    Never ask a woman her age,
    A man his salary, or Soviets how many troops they lost invading Finland

  • @armandoplaysandmaps
    @armandoplaysandmaps 3 года назад +1022

    "I like her winged eyelashes" - Drew Durnil

  • @J_RayDBL
    @J_RayDBL 7 месяцев назад +10

    “Work smarter, not harder”
    -Sovietball & Finlandball

  • @user-ju7te6qx2p
    @user-ju7te6qx2p 7 месяцев назад +12

    Finland: I have Simo Hayha. USSR: Wha- *500 dead soldiers later* Fu-

  • @SillyGoober2024
    @SillyGoober2024 3 года назад +4304

    Somehow, a smol drunk boi won over a thicc girl.
    *HE IS THE ANTI SIMP.*

    • @epicgamergames9855
      @epicgamergames9855 3 года назад +98

      Yes

    • @HeloFish
      @HeloFish 3 года назад +59

      Joo

    • @slayera1d766
      @slayera1d766 3 года назад +240

      He ain't a simp Finland is where elite snipers lives

    • @seal7216
      @seal7216 3 года назад +166

      Here in finland we dont have money to simp so we are anti simps

    • @halfhawk718
      @halfhawk718 3 года назад +42

      Finland is the real deal!

  • @ksatria1247
    @ksatria1247 3 года назад +1870

    the winter war is basiclly that scenario where "we've won, but at what cost?"

  • @Infinitygauntlet_6stones
    @Infinitygauntlet_6stones Год назад +50

    Never ask, a woman: her age
    a man: his salary
    Finland: how they killed tons of Soviet soldiers with 1 sniper

    • @AlvindaFredolin
      @AlvindaFredolin 8 месяцев назад

      Haha

    • @user-ek1fq3if7g
      @user-ek1fq3if7g 7 месяцев назад

      "He actually was a very good sniper. Yes, he didn't used actual sniper rifle and killed another ton of Soviets with machine gun but this is solely because he was so good and the Soviets were the horde with черенки от лопат, trust us!"

  • @tinpot_scoop
    @tinpot_scoop 10 месяцев назад +8

    Bro that perkele was personal 💀

  • @dukeskyhopper
    @dukeskyhopper 3 года назад +4852

    Russia: "We are going to invade Finland!"
    Finland: "Could you wait a bit, I'm not drunk enough yet?"

  • @dcacsh
    @dcacsh 3 года назад +1672

    Finland *exists* Soviet Union " I fear no man, but that thing" cute little Finland in distance "that scares me"

    • @yugoslavball3195
      @yugoslavball3195 3 года назад +31

      yes russian ls scared of Finland I'm fin :3 njet molotoff :3
      :Finland: hei tule tänne paskiainen-
      :Finland: :chugs vodka:
      :Finland Surrenders but:
      :Russia has more Losses then finland:

    • @vidal000
      @vidal000 3 года назад +22

      @Willy Wonka u cringe gay

    • @whitewolf-xf9ui
      @whitewolf-xf9ui 3 года назад +12

      @@vidal000 i am heavy weapons guy and this... is my weapon

    • @zillabad1271
      @zillabad1271 3 года назад +10

      If Russia being mean call up finland

    • @ynackermansmith3396
      @ynackermansmith3396 3 года назад +4

      No I'm not talking about that thing....hes not here is he?!

  • @Ryin_loves_sharks
    @Ryin_loves_sharks Год назад +22

    0:40
    Finland:👁👄👁✨✨✨
    USSR be like: (i feel like im nazi & Finland is Soviet)

  • @Man1503go.
    @Man1503go. Год назад +35

    Funfact.
    Soviet Russia could've actually went full ballistic after German front.
    But Finland decided to sign a peace/neutral treaty with Soviet union to avoid decimation after WW2 and during cold wars.

  • @unknown_7806
    @unknown_7806 3 года назад +3378

    Imagine being a German and sad about losing wars.
    And then there is, Finland.

    • @antonzhdanov9653
      @antonzhdanov9653 3 года назад +124

      Actually Soviet Union won this war, It was game between Europe countries and soviet union about help when Germany turns agressive. Stalin estimated that if he does full invasion of Finland, while Europe countries wouldn't fight on side of Finland, Germany can start fight against soviet union without any interference of Europe countries using casus belli of Finland liberation. So while actual reasoning of war from soviet side was done (move Finland borders from Leningrad), more practical was to put end to this war ASAP.
      And, what about casualties, well, Mannerheim line was nothing to joke about and bruteforcing it was a really-really bad idea.

    • @thejfk_experience490
      @thejfk_experience490 3 года назад +283

      @@antonzhdanov9653 it wasn't really a victory, it was almost a stalemate. Finland had to allow the soviet union to occupy a few important military bases and that stuff, but other then that, finland didnt really lose

    • @antonzhdanov9653
      @antonzhdanov9653 3 года назад +39

      @@thejfk_experience490 Well, totally no. After Mannerheim line was broken, Red army pushed 20km forward to Helsinki in 2 days and with such dynamics city would be under siege in 3 days days more worst case. So for total occupation of Finland even Finland generals gave a week.

    • @luthfidzikramoersidin2665
      @luthfidzikramoersidin2665 3 года назад +17

      @@antonzhdanov9653 he really wanted the freeking little island on tht river cuz he will put a long range hoowitzer

    • @nyftt4350
      @nyftt4350 3 года назад +74

      Basically
      Finland kicked Soviet Union’s butt for a while and then Soviet Union started actually fighting back

  • @marinalibero2097
    @marinalibero2097 3 года назад +366

    Remember children, size doesn't matter, it matter how STRONG you are.

    • @korbinramirez5368
      @korbinramirez5368 3 года назад +15

      I mean, Finland was 8 when he did this, and the USSR was 26 back then

    • @PragueDoctor
      @PragueDoctor 3 года назад +6

      A teen got destroyed by a child

    • @Squareboii
      @Squareboii 3 года назад +2

      So that’s ways ash’s pikachu from Pokémon can beat literally ANYTHING

    • @Elder_Scrolls_Videolari
      @Elder_Scrolls_Videolari 3 года назад

      Sam Serious Stone

    • @cheesy1140
      @cheesy1140 3 года назад

      You mean germany is a child?

  • @hlfd777
    @hlfd777 20 дней назад +1

    I love your animating style so much!!

  • @moosine9
    @moosine9 24 дня назад +2

    Mr Martin when he's playing my summer car

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 2 года назад +2464

    Russia: “That’s not very gentlemanly to ignore me.”
    Finland: “Well, I’m no gentleman.”

    • @tntlucas4189
      @tntlucas4189 2 года назад +59

      As a finn true

    • @Ain0_0
      @Ain0_0 2 года назад +34

      Says the one who i guess is not even from Finland because Finland people are gentlemens

    • @tntlucas4189
      @tntlucas4189 2 года назад +9

      @@Ain0_0 you mean K Real or me?

    • @carolinemoonwolfie5249
      @carolinemoonwolfie5249 2 года назад +6

      Yeah thats true. We are small, but we are tough.

    • @TheStormMage
      @TheStormMage 2 года назад +4

      DEVIL!

  • @pizzarat5097
    @pizzarat5097 3 года назад +1762

    Fun Fact: Finns actually used Säkkijärven Polkka to detonate Soviet mines during the Winter War, it was found by accident that the hertz of the song would detonate the mines

  • @Dogeman73
    @Dogeman73 Год назад +8

    Soviets when they go north : Dude why is the snow speaking finnish
    The Snow : *Starts to Speak more finnish*
    The Fins : *FINNISH EM*
    The Radio : *Säkkijärven polkka*
    The Soviets : AAAAA
    The Soviets : *Tries to Drink vodka*
    The Vodka *Becomes Finnish*
    The Soviets : AAAA NO IM DYING *DED*
    The White Death : *Sniped*

  • @aboudisofyani5523
    @aboudisofyani5523 Год назад +6

    Finland: PERKELE

  • @mejfake4833
    @mejfake4833 3 года назад +1217

    Name: Finland
    Stand: Simo Häyhä
    Special ability: sniping across country
    Nickname: The White death
    PS: a lot of „Achtualy" guys rolled up and I had to change it.

    • @apple_pie9679
      @apple_pie9679 3 года назад +15

      Very true

    • @moxstolpe5287
      @moxstolpe5287 3 года назад +19

      Im finnish and i can confirm that

    • @tokemon7801
      @tokemon7801 3 года назад +17

      In finland its simo häyhä

    • @mejfake4833
      @mejfake4833 3 года назад +7

      @@tokemon7801 even if anywon was Finnish I wouldn't find anywon who cares

    • @Jilve69
      @Jilve69 3 года назад +19

      Stand cry: PERKELE!!!

  • @Leoart-ii7ew
    @Leoart-ii7ew 3 года назад +1808

    Soviet Union: I'm about to end this man's whole career
    Finland: reverse

    • @idosomething7804
      @idosomething7804 3 года назад +10

      reerac elohw s’nam siht dne ot tuoba m’I : dnalniF
      Since it reverse

    • @mr.reality1611
      @mr.reality1611 3 года назад +3

      why soviet union ball eyes look like a girl

    • @bruhitsdave7957
      @bruhitsdave7957 3 года назад +35

      @@mr.reality1611 well the Soviet Union is the *motherland*

    • @saumeing3521
      @saumeing3521 3 года назад +2

      Hong Kong:Carrie

    • @user-xr3up5cc5t
      @user-xr3up5cc5t 3 года назад

      @@satvikrayal3839 Soviet Union not Russia

  • @Jelly-gl4mu
    @Jelly-gl4mu Год назад +9

    USSR: *shoots Finland's beer*
    Finland: 'PERKELE!'

  • @Cleaningrandom_people
    @Cleaningrandom_people Месяц назад +1

    Finland : *Drink*
    USSR : I have boyfriend
    Finland : Ayo bro shut the hell up

  • @friendofmara6298
    @friendofmara6298 3 года назад +402

    " * *Stalin's personal refrigirator firing 152mm potato with russian bias with glorious anthem* * "

  • @ThePhotographerHimself
    @ThePhotographerHimself 3 года назад +489

    2:03 Best moment indeed.

  • @OnionMan69
    @OnionMan69 11 месяцев назад +1

    The "PERKELE" at the start is so emotional

  • @fartingfox2843
    @fartingfox2843 Год назад +1

    This just makes me happy

  • @memelord97-99
    @memelord97-99 3 года назад +1404

    Finland: Perkele.
    Everyone: *Ah shit, here we go again.*

  • @Dylan-go1ku
    @Dylan-go1ku 2 года назад +825

    1,000 Soviets vs 1 Finnish sniper
    This is how winter war started.

    • @spacexe123
      @spacexe123 2 года назад +46

      He ''just'' killed 580.

    • @Mrloppo
      @Mrloppo 2 года назад +24

      @@spacexe123 505-1000

    • @TakCWAL
      @TakCWAL 2 года назад +36

      @@spacexe123 'Just' 500, right? I mean, no big deal that he alone wiped a F**CKING BATTALION!

    • @spacexe123
      @spacexe123 2 года назад +9

      @@TakCWAL ever heard of sarcasm

    • @sileikalaimonas
      @sileikalaimonas 2 года назад

      @@TakCWAL Far Cry irl

  • @brandonprendergast7806
    @brandonprendergast7806 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Mommy" has come to borrow some potatoes...

  • @____admin
    @____admin Год назад +3

    Basically vodka vs vodka

    • @butterflies655
      @butterflies655 8 месяцев назад

      Finland's alcohol consumption is not that high. Watch the statistics in the video "Country alcohol consumption comparison."
      Finland's alcohol consumption is in the middle of Europe.

  • @kirkdyteo993
    @kirkdyteo993 3 года назад +598

    Soviet Union after the winter war:
    *I've won but at what cost?*

    • @teodorogerald
      @teodorogerald 3 года назад +48

      *1 Third of Vodka Supplies*
      And the troops tanks and yeah

    • @mrhaci7747
      @mrhaci7747 3 года назад +16

      300 k soldier

    • @newseries6275
      @newseries6275 3 года назад +22

      Germany: Did you invade (a small part of) Finland?
      USSR: Yes
      Germany: What does it cost
      USSR: Everything

    • @tomi9562
      @tomi9562 3 года назад +5

      @Dragana Milosavljevic fins lost 25k soldiers and soviets 250-500k

    • @tomi9562
      @tomi9562 3 года назад +1

      @Dragana Milosavljevic there are tons of videos talking about winter war and casualties -_-

  • @azzucks
    @azzucks 2 года назад +343

    As a Finn I can confirm my favourite is 'weird water'.

    • @germanshepherd6638
      @germanshepherd6638 2 года назад +3

      Is it made from potatoes?

    • @Sosewate
      @Sosewate 2 года назад +1

      @@germanshepherd6638 yes

    • @PortuSwiss
      @PortuSwiss 2 года назад

      I’ve mad a Joke with the word Finn

    • @PortuSwiss
      @PortuSwiss 2 года назад

      Here’s the Joke: if anyone lives in Finland, they are called Finn.

  • @patrioticcanarian
    @patrioticcanarian День назад

    That was pretty entretaining ngl

  • @Myzt1c0v
    @Myzt1c0v Год назад +4

    Even though I am mostly part of the countryhuman fandom, countryballs are epic!

  • @Shawa_Skibidi
    @Shawa_Skibidi 3 года назад +730

    Finland was like the dude named "꧁D꙰E꙰A꙰T꙰H꙰꧂" in every round.

    • @ArchonSharks
      @ArchonSharks 3 года назад +7

      LMAO

    • @troll-bf4uo
      @troll-bf4uo 3 года назад +43

      And not like edgy kids, he actually is a DEATH

    • @BEASTMASK41700
      @BEASTMASK41700 3 года назад +8

      And remember finland still is the happyest country of all the time. 🤣

    • @maskofmany9208
      @maskofmany9208 3 года назад +10

      Nah he was the dude with the Japanese name, their presence in a cod server usually means death for everyone on the other team

    • @kromersalesman9748
      @kromersalesman9748 2 года назад +4

      ꧁PERKELE꧂

  • @raydonwaits2198
    @raydonwaits2198 3 года назад +478

    Someone that finally takes "Motherland" to a literal country balls meaning.

    • @swedishnationalist8214
      @swedishnationalist8214 2 года назад

      FINLAND LOST WINTER WAR AND CONTINUATION WAR LOSERS XDD ruclips.net/video/52QbgSaAORw/видео.html

    • @raydonwaits2198
      @raydonwaits2198 2 года назад +10

      @@swedishnationalist8214 thanks swedish nationalist

    • @sttxsansthetracing4759
      @sttxsansthetracing4759 Год назад +2

      Read "motherland" twice

    • @Anonymous-qj3sf
      @Anonymous-qj3sf 8 месяцев назад

      In fact, the USSR should be a male

  • @The_countryball_gamer
    @The_countryball_gamer Год назад +2

    Finland:drinks finlandia USSR:shoots bottle finland: you are dead meat

  • @janlanger6363
    @janlanger6363 6 месяцев назад +1

    soviet union: well i guess send in 20 kv-2's and the job is done

  • @amalayperson7208
    @amalayperson7208 3 года назад +1956

    Who would win?
    A large soviet Socialist union with a shitton of army
    VS
    A Finnish ironsight sniper

  • @charlesdean2709
    @charlesdean2709 3 года назад +568

    Motherland: *Draws new border*
    Finland: if that line isn't back where it was I'm going to beat the shit out of you....after I finish my drink. *Chugs Vodka*

  • @Idkwhat_to_put12
    @Idkwhat_to_put12 Год назад +2

    *"Winter Has Won from The War"*

  • @TheRealJazz359
    @TheRealJazz359 Год назад +1

    Finland: brutally slaughters an army of soviet soldiers
    Also Finland: b e n i s

  • @Soccer_lover986
    @Soccer_lover986 3 года назад +319

    USSR: *haha you’re weak*
    Finland: *are you sure about that?*

  • @lorins_stuff
    @lorins_stuff Год назад +8

    0:12 FUN FACT! The word “Tovarăși” is actually a Romanian word, also meaning “Comrade”.

    • @HasufelyArod
      @HasufelyArod Год назад +1

      Tawarisch?
      That's the German word mentioned in Moskau from Dschinggis Khan, right?

    • @lorins_stuff
      @lorins_stuff Год назад +1

      Yes and no

    • @ovp2729
      @ovp2729 Год назад +1

      Товарищ.

  • @FunnyBoneMan69119
    @FunnyBoneMan69119 4 месяца назад +3

    1:54 the USSR when they realize Finland’s going for round 2

  • @monokuma316
    @monokuma316 3 года назад +448

    0:53 “stalin’s personal refrigerator firing 152mm potato with Russian bias with glorious anthem”

  • @hampterofficial
    @hampterofficial 3 года назад +386

    0:31
    Finland:"you think u r stronk boie but i am stronker"
    Soviet Union:"A A A A A A A A"

    • @MartinGeneral
      @MartinGeneral 3 года назад +4

      Gurl

    • @DracisDaWublord
      @DracisDaWublord 3 года назад +4

      Russia about to fire some frostbreath: oh, I don’t think so

    • @Shamseddine4412
      @Shamseddine4412 3 года назад +16

      That's a sr pelo reference isn't it?

    • @hampterofficial
      @hampterofficial 3 года назад +3

      @@Shamseddine4412 maybe

    • @hampterofficial
      @hampterofficial 3 года назад +4

      @@Shamseddine4412watch the video "The Ottoman Empire - but its Sr Pelo refrences

  • @JustanIdiot-jf2ue
    @JustanIdiot-jf2ue 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is why you don't engage a drunk Finn

  • @micahlefke9698
    @micahlefke9698 9 месяцев назад

    I love the captions😂

  • @benukasrYT
    @benukasrYT Год назад +530

    Moral of the story: never underestimate your enemy country, even if it may be small.

    • @Pourtegese
      @Pourtegese Год назад +8

      Really

    • @collinhawley5755
      @collinhawley5755 Год назад +6

      Well also it’s about strategy

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Год назад +10

      Italy didn’t follow advice

    • @user-zj8qt6fb2f
      @user-zj8qt6fb2f Год назад +4

      Обяснить почему советский Союз понёс такие потери в этой войне довольно просто. Во время революции сменили всё, строй политический режим сместили старых начальников и поставили новых. И армия не стала исключением. В итоге армия оказалась наполнена молодыми офицерами и солдатами которые попросту не знали как воевать, на руках у них была лишь теория и никакой практики. А фины выступили против СССР в качестве партизан, засады набеги и тому подобное. С подобным движением не удалось справиться даже германии, но в СССР, а советская армия без опыта справиться с подобным не могла это уж точно. Но, говорить что СССР недооценила Финляндию попросту глупо, я бы даже сказал идиотски. Потому что потери в войне доказывают что СССР воспринял своего противника максимально серьёзно и направил туда много сил что бы справиться с финами.

    • @benukasrYT
      @benukasrYT Год назад +1

      @@user-zj8qt6fb2f Damn, calm down dude!

  • @gregorysimanjuntak2624
    @gregorysimanjuntak2624 3 года назад +207

    0:31 PERKELE

  • @sammywalters8035
    @sammywalters8035 Год назад +1

    As once said in a meme " there army is so vast, our army is so small, where will we find room to bury them all."

  • @thevillager8339
    @thevillager8339 6 месяцев назад +3

    The scene of Russia just quietly drawing a new border without even attempting to go for the kill just captures the aura of the winter war so well

  • @tensai5824
    @tensai5824 2 года назад +413

    The only way to defeat a Russian soldier in a cold weather is...to be a Finlandian in a even colder weather

    • @rainpascual2660
      @rainpascual2660 2 года назад +37

      Actually be a finnish farmer with hunting skills and kill 505 soviet
      Now your Simo Hayha

    • @Commenter1412
      @Commenter1412 2 года назад +12

      Finlandian dont u mean finnish

    • @suited_person
      @suited_person Год назад +5

      finn*

    • @ayo.am_TENGY_
      @ayo.am_TENGY_ Год назад +3

      @@suited_person Finnish*

    • @suited_person
      @suited_person Год назад +4

      @@ayo.am_TENGY_both work but finn would be more suitable

  • @efectiveedumnezeu
    @efectiveedumnezeu 3 года назад +412

    When you hear "perkele" you know it's over

  • @OEOlol118
    @OEOlol118 Год назад +2

    Never ask:
    A woman, her age,
    A man, his salary,
    USSR, how they got destroyed by Finland

  • @lachlantanseytheii4412
    @lachlantanseytheii4412 Год назад +1

    Don’t mess with a drunk fin

  • @1616-l8s
    @1616-l8s 3 года назад +88

    0:36 nugget in a biscuit, nugget in a biscuit !

  • @shikikankillzone4239
    @shikikankillzone4239 3 года назад +71

    D̶e̶m̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ Finland: _"I'm drunk! You don't have an excuse!"_

    • @user-bh7xc6lv7h
      @user-bh7xc6lv7h 2 года назад

      Heavy: Nyet!

    • @butterflies655
      @butterflies655 8 месяцев назад

      Russia 's alcohol consumption is far far higher than Finland's.

  • @alvarog1480
    @alvarog1480 10 месяцев назад +1

    PLSSSS DO MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS ONE!!!!!! I LOVE THEM!!!!!

  • @santerisuuri5139
    @santerisuuri5139 Год назад

    The ending was great! Lolol

  • @omaralejandro2425
    @omaralejandro2425 3 года назад +125

    1:12
    If you look closely between the Soviet soldiers, there is an Vietnamese holding a chocolate

    • @yukishi2746
      @yukishi2746 3 года назад +9

      Cyan Crewmate was not an imposter

    • @tranhaiang1158
      @tranhaiang1158 3 года назад +3

      Vietnamese volunteers from the French Indochina
      Edit: Japanese Indochina, my fault
      Edit time2: uhh...

    • @omaralejandro2425
      @omaralejandro2425 3 года назад

      @@tranhaiang1158 dumbo

    • @tranhaiang1158
      @tranhaiang1158 3 года назад

      @@omaralejandro2425 shut up simp

    • @srisitpradidwach2136
      @srisitpradidwach2136 3 года назад +2

      Actually the Vietnamese wasn’t holding the chocolate, the other female soldier which is at the south of the vietnamese was holding the chocolate.

  • @tsarnicholasii6206
    @tsarnicholasii6206 3 года назад +1167

    There's some reason why communism failed in Finland
    It's clearly the snow.

    • @whatsthishandle
      @whatsthishandle 3 года назад +27

      The power of snow defeat german and ussr

    • @cheefah3271
      @cheefah3271 3 года назад +36

      @@whatsthishandle can’t fight an invisible army.

    • @someone12388
      @someone12388 3 года назад +15

      when winter prefers finland over ussr

    • @reeepka1525
      @reeepka1525 3 года назад +6

      Menshevik snow

    • @Anime_editzz532
      @Anime_editzz532 3 года назад +9

      It is because the snow was white not red

  • @haydenmartin4026
    @haydenmartin4026 Год назад

    this one of the most funnist history joke i have seen
    so far..........

  • @DogIsCat-un3rb
    @DogIsCat-un3rb 6 месяцев назад +9

    0:52 If u turn on subtitles, it is chaos. “Stalin’s personal refrigerator firing at 152mm potato with Russian bias with glorious anthem.” W H A T

    • @bhaskarmaji779
      @bhaskarmaji779 Месяц назад

      Accurate description of the KV-2 tbh

  • @Orthosaur7532
    @Orthosaur7532 3 года назад +72

    0:30 Finlandia...
    *It's part of the lyrics of the Finnish song "njet molotof"*

  • @dagestan7734
    @dagestan7734 3 года назад +571

    Russian Empire: I never knew my daughter would be so pathetic

    • @tranhaiang1158
      @tranhaiang1158 3 года назад +142

      Russian Empire: colonized Alaska, beat France in the Napoleonic Wars, annex Poland and Finland in the same time
      Finland: defeat his daughter
      Russian Empire: *bruh*

    • @user-sk3rr9cg3s
      @user-sk3rr9cg3s 3 года назад +4

      Нет не правда

    • @imperiumCirca41
      @imperiumCirca41 3 года назад +28

      Soviets After marching through berlin:
      *So you were saying*

    • @valon5069
      @valon5069 3 года назад +15

      Heavens void Soviets didn’t even last a century, while the Empire lasted for 3 centuries

    • @imperiumCirca41
      @imperiumCirca41 3 года назад +2

      @@valon5069 yet had greater accomplishments than the Russian empire

  • @moosine9
    @moosine9 24 дня назад +2

    Don't mess with Finland! 🇫🇮

  • @idiotofthenorth
    @idiotofthenorth Год назад

    Finland is so done with life, he does not even care he has a gun to his head and he also got angry because he was not done with his kosken korvaa

  • @tomc.5704
    @tomc.5704 3 года назад +336

    Soviet tanks: Couple thousand, we weren't really keeping track
    Finnish tanks: 32

    • @RyuakiraX
      @RyuakiraX 3 года назад +18

      With most if em being Renault FT's, being used as dug-in fortifications.

    • @terriblejokefactory8831
      @terriblejokefactory8831 3 года назад +20

      And literally only 1 of them was combat ready

    • @ilililil490
      @ilililil490 3 года назад +22

      Funnily enough after the war Finland had more tanks then before it happened.

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 3 года назад +7

      Finland was an ally of Germany, cause both were fighting against communists, so Finland also had a lot of German guns and vehicles, Finland had a lot of Stug 3 tanks
      My family's members were Russians who were volunteers in the Wehrmacht in the Baltics. The other side of my family are Swedish who also fought in a SS divisions of volunteers made up of Swedes, Norwegians and Estonians, trained by German officers. Mostly artillery support for Finnish aircraft and anti-air artillery against Soviet planes and those missile trucks
      The Eastern front was the bloodiest part of WW2 and there were people from various European nations volunteering to fight against bolsheviks

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs 3 года назад +1

      Just add some Säkkjarven Polkka and your bt42 and it will fucking drift and take out 4 pershings without its track

  • @mrrichmcmoney
    @mrrichmcmoney Год назад

    i love the captions

  • @Kimtraviated
    @Kimtraviated Год назад

    Ussr does nostalgic Finland : MY SUMMER CAR

  • @republicoftajikistan4532
    @republicoftajikistan4532 3 года назад +125

    Finland: You can win, all it will cost is your dignity

    • @jakebeaudry8189
      @jakebeaudry8189 3 года назад +12

      And get memed in about 70 years later.

  • @galladesamurai2380
    @galladesamurai2380 3 года назад +81

    2:02
    SÄKKIJÄRVEN POLKKA
    Fun fact: this song called,well what you see above was actually used during the winter war to jam Soviet communications. Ingenious

    • @zeferinoresendiz1698
      @zeferinoresendiz1698 3 года назад +6

      Pure genius

    • @vladmakarenko6641
      @vladmakarenko6641 3 года назад +3

      Radiomines, to be precise.

    • @fall3166
      @fall3166 3 года назад +5

      just imagine: you‘re a russian radioman, etc. you’re doing yer regular shit n suddenly...
      SAKKIJARVEN POLKKA!

    • @kostakis5084
      @kostakis5084 3 года назад +2

      Oh my dear god, if thats true im gonna flip 17 times

    • @fall3166
      @fall3166 3 года назад +4

      @@kostakis5084 I researched it: they used it to jam incoming radio signals to Soviet radio-controlled mines

  • @Pokemonmasterpro-ci6rt
    @Pokemonmasterpro-ci6rt 6 месяцев назад +1

    Finland...I live there...

  • @ShadowDemon138
    @ShadowDemon138 3 дня назад

    0:53 *Stalin's personal refrigerator firing 152mm potato with russian bias with glorious anthem" lmfao these captions are to die for

    • @ShadowDemon138
      @ShadowDemon138 3 дня назад

      1:15 I would recommend turning your volume down now sir/ma'am

  • @Phil_3.0shorts
    @Phil_3.0shorts 3 года назад +452

    1:51 when you think you beat the final boss but the music does not stop and he gets back up

  • @thepufferfishguy3467
    @thepufferfishguy3467 3 года назад +987

    Finland: *beats the living hell out of the USSR*
    Vietnam: finally, a worthy opponent...

    • @JJMK7092
      @JJMK7092 3 года назад +127

      Snow vs trees ultimate fight

    • @novemberecho3899
      @novemberecho3899 3 года назад +71

      Snow trees vs Jungle trees

    • @ryuujinkyoi1553
      @ryuujinkyoi1553 3 года назад +68

      Afghanistan:
      AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!

    • @CarlosGarcia-nx3tj
      @CarlosGarcia-nx3tj 3 года назад +39

      vietnam won with help of the ussr and china, finland did it with no help

    • @morganv7895
      @morganv7895 3 года назад +10

      Carlos Garcia Sweden sent volunteers and supplies to Finland

  • @raufowaty2
    @raufowaty2 10 дней назад

    0:13 When you're in a pottery class and you run out of clay:

  • @HereComesTheMoney1
    @HereComesTheMoney1 Год назад

    I showed this to my history teacher and it was good 💀

  • @korbinramirez5368
    @korbinramirez5368 3 года назад +369

    I imagine this as:
    Finnish child vs *T H I C C* 20 year old Russian army woman
    Just imagine Finland as an 6-year-old sniping down the USSR in her 20's Simo Häyhä style

  • @Al-Cheese
    @Al-Cheese 2 года назад +1807

    When the snow speaks Finnish
    When the trees speak Vietnamese
    When the seas speak British
    When the desert speaks Turkish and Arabic
    When the vodka speaks Russian
    When the gun speaks American
    When the wings speak Polish
    When the Russian tank speaks Ukrainian
    When an Austrian painter speaks GERMAN

    • @Al-Cheese
      @Al-Cheese 2 года назад +43

      @Natgal more like when the wings speak polish

    • @swedishnationalist8214
      @swedishnationalist8214 2 года назад

      FINLAND LOST WINTER WAR AND CONTINUATION WAR LOSERS XDD ruclips.net/video/52QbgSaAORw/видео.html

    • @willz8092
      @willz8092 2 года назад +74

      The last one is a concern.

    • @Al-Cheese
      @Al-Cheese 2 года назад +22

      @@willz8092 it is. It definitely is

    • @Al-Cheese
      @Al-Cheese 2 года назад +57

      @@willz8092 legend says that the art school never rejected anyone since then

  • @XClACIX
    @XClACIX Год назад

    I learned alot from this lol😂❤

  • @ASTRIEX
    @ASTRIEX Год назад

    This is even better with captions

  • @no-bl7hy
    @no-bl7hy 2 года назад +45

    0:26
    Ussr: *shoots my vodka*
    me: so you have chosen dead

  • @dannydevito1204
    @dannydevito1204 3 года назад +171

    In the beginning i half expected Finland to stab ussr in the eye with the broken bottle.

    • @freeze1625
      @freeze1625 2 года назад +5

      I thought Finland gonna grab a new bottle and make a molotov cocktail out of it

    • @figenbayraktar7480
      @figenbayraktar7480 2 года назад

      Brutal

    • @Instrumentology
      @Instrumentology 2 года назад +1

      But zen it vill drip vis red blood of mozerland comerade!

  • @Gelitan_bfb
    @Gelitan_bfb 5 месяцев назад

    Finland is chill af at the beginning

  • @vverbov22
    @vverbov22 6 месяцев назад +2

    Despite what people say, Finland got rolled over in 3,5 months. Also USSR offered them a land trade(beneficial for Finland) before, not the "give land or we'll fucking destroy you"

  • @ghostboitme8421
    @ghostboitme8421 3 года назад +144

    0:31
    Finland: *P E R K E L E*
    USSR: Im not a bear