The winter war I guess...

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @JerryVonNopereich
    @JerryVonNopereich  4 года назад +7028

    please turn on captions
    Edit (9/13/20): Scheiße.. I forgot to say thank you...
    Thank you

    • @timingegg7723
      @timingegg7723 4 года назад +55

      Ok

    • @Skravich
      @Skravich 4 года назад +41

      Ok comrade

    • @Skravich
      @Skravich 4 года назад +19

      @max saw who comrade

    • @amalayperson7208
      @amalayperson7208 4 года назад +8

      Caption is gone

    • @JerryVonNopereich
      @JerryVonNopereich  4 года назад +61

      @max saw nah I dont wanna pin this :p
      Edit (10/14/20): welp... looks like I pinned this now...

  • @venzzz1370
    @venzzz1370 4 года назад +4906

    I like it when the snow starts speaking Finnish

  • @dazigolding5814
    @dazigolding5814 4 года назад +1126

    USSR: I have an army.
    Finland: We have a Simo.

  • @dukeskyhopper
    @dukeskyhopper 3 года назад +5015

    Russia: "We are going to invade Finland!"
    Finland: "Could you wait a bit, I'm not drunk enough yet?"

  • @AmericanTrainRailfan
    @AmericanTrainRailfan Год назад +288

    In most animations USSR is a male. But this one is more accurate for MOTHERland.

    • @samasadollahi6649
      @samasadollahi6649 6 месяцев назад +4

      “mother 3 land”

    • @ReddeadHamburger
      @ReddeadHamburger 4 месяца назад +12

      Probably because others make the USSR resembilate Stalin.

    • @Finlandia122
      @Finlandia122 4 месяца назад +5

      Blud wanted the kid Karelia back 💀💀

    • @Goldfishlegocar
      @Goldfishlegocar 4 месяца назад +3

      Where are its children then?

    • @british_person-t34
      @british_person-t34 3 месяца назад +2

      @@GoldfishlegocarThe soviet states like Ukraine, Armenia, Georgia, Kazshastan, etc.

  • @okay4615
    @okay4615 4 года назад +8493

    Never ask a woman her age,
    A man his salary, or Soviets how many troops they lost invading Finland

  • @Diamond-bx4qg
    @Diamond-bx4qg 4 года назад +995

    Russian soldier: *sneezes*
    Snow: Terveydekski.
    Russian soldier: than-
    Russian soldier: *wait*

  • @ksatria1247
    @ksatria1247 4 года назад +1943

    the winter war is basiclly that scenario where "we've won, but at what cost?"

  • @ADStuff
    @ADStuff 2 года назад +273

    Lesson for today : why you should never break Finland's vodka

    • @kazueballesteros3665
      @kazueballesteros3665 Год назад +1

      ​@@The_whales finnish people dont speak scottish dude

    • @le_blacked69
      @le_blacked69 Год назад +2

      @@The_whales they arent really similar, finland is fucking cold compared to scotland, plus finnish people speak finnish

    • @butterflies655
      @butterflies655 Год назад +1

      Russian ppl drink vodka.

    • @Emilespartanguy
      @Emilespartanguy Год назад

      Its actually booze aka leijona viina

    • @Emilespartanguy
      @Emilespartanguy Год назад

      We drink booze aka viinaa

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 3 года назад +2516

    Russia: “That’s not very gentlemanly to ignore me.”
    Finland: “Well, I’m no gentleman.”

    • @tntlucas4189
      @tntlucas4189 3 года назад +58

      As a finn true

    • @Ain0_0
      @Ain0_0 3 года назад +33

      Says the one who i guess is not even from Finland because Finland people are gentlemens

    • @tntlucas4189
      @tntlucas4189 3 года назад +8

      @@Ain0_0 you mean K Real or me?

    • @carolinemoonwolfie5249
      @carolinemoonwolfie5249 3 года назад +6

      Yeah thats true. We are small, but we are tough.

    • @TheStormMage
      @TheStormMage 3 года назад +4

      DEVIL!

  • @armandoplaysandmaps
    @armandoplaysandmaps 4 года назад +1083

    "I like her winged eyelashes" - Drew Durnil

  • @hahjjaaaaa
    @hahjjaaaaa 3 года назад +1728

    Finland *exists* Soviet Union " I fear no man, but that thing" cute little Finland in distance "that scares me"

    • @yugoslavball3195
      @yugoslavball3195 3 года назад +31

      yes russian ls scared of Finland I'm fin :3 njet molotoff :3
      :Finland: hei tule tänne paskiainen-
      :Finland: :chugs vodka:
      :Finland Surrenders but:
      :Russia has more Losses then finland:

    • @vidal000
      @vidal000 3 года назад +22

      @Willy Wonka u cringe gay

    • @whitewolf-xf9ui
      @whitewolf-xf9ui 3 года назад +12

      @@vidal000 i am heavy weapons guy and this... is my weapon

    • @zillabad1271
      @zillabad1271 3 года назад +11

      If Russia being mean call up finland

    • @ynackermansmith3396
      @ynackermansmith3396 3 года назад +4

      No I'm not talking about that thing....hes not here is he?!

  • @KiwiDaCat-p9b
    @KiwiDaCat-p9b Год назад +25

    Finland: I have Simo Hayha. USSR: Wha- *500 dead soldiers later* Fu-

  • @Leoart2006z
    @Leoart2006z 4 года назад +1841

    Soviet Union: I'm about to end this man's whole career
    Finland: reverse

    • @idosomething7804
      @idosomething7804 4 года назад +10

      reerac elohw s’nam siht dne ot tuoba m’I : dnalniF
      Since it reverse

    • @mr.reality1611
      @mr.reality1611 4 года назад +3

      why soviet union ball eyes look like a girl

    • @bruhitsdave7957
      @bruhitsdave7957 4 года назад +35

      @@mr.reality1611 well the Soviet Union is the *motherland*

    • @saumeing3521
      @saumeing3521 4 года назад +2

      Hong Kong:Carrie

    • @user-xr3up5cc5t
      @user-xr3up5cc5t 4 года назад

      @@satvikrayal3839 Soviet Union not Russia

  • @friendofmara6298
    @friendofmara6298 4 года назад +418

    " * *Stalin's personal refrigirator firing 152mm potato with russian bias with glorious anthem* * "

  • @lividus4804
    @lividus4804 4 года назад +12574

    First time seeing Soviet Union actually portrayed as female "motherland"

    • @rocketjupiter4579
      @rocketjupiter4579 4 года назад +1553

      I know, even though it’s the first time seeing the Soviet Union portrayed as a female, it make sense

    • @HaniSiKucing
      @HaniSiKucing 4 года назад +195

      @@rocketjupiter4579 Why?

    • @rocketjupiter4579
      @rocketjupiter4579 4 года назад +1248

      @@HaniSiKucing because it’s the motherland

    • @HaniSiKucing
      @HaniSiKucing 4 года назад +226

      Oh right

    • @SillyGoober2024
      @SillyGoober2024 4 года назад +356

      It makes sense. She is the motherland, duh, and Finland is the fatherland, so...

  • @J_RayDBL
    @J_RayDBL Год назад +20

    “Work smarter, not harder”
    -Sovietball & Finlandball

  • @pizzarat5097
    @pizzarat5097 3 года назад +1922

    Fun Fact: Finns actually used Säkkijärven Polkka to detonate Soviet mines during the Winter War, it was found by accident that the hertz of the song would detonate the mines

  • @mejfake4833
    @mejfake4833 4 года назад +1384

    Name: Finland
    Stand: Simo Häyhä
    Special ability: sniping across country
    Nickname: The White death
    PS: a lot of „Achtualy" guys rolled up and I had to change it.

    • @apple_pie9679
      @apple_pie9679 4 года назад +17

      Very true

    • @moxstolpe5287
      @moxstolpe5287 4 года назад +21

      Im finnish and i can confirm that

    • @tokemon7801
      @tokemon7801 4 года назад +17

      In finland its simo häyhä

    • @mejfake4833
      @mejfake4833 4 года назад +8

      @@tokemon7801 even if anywon was Finnish I wouldn't find anywon who cares

    • @Jilve69
      @Jilve69 4 года назад +20

      Stand cry: PERKELE!!!

  • @charlesdean2709
    @charlesdean2709 3 года назад +580

    Motherland: *Draws new border*
    Finland: if that line isn't back where it was I'm going to beat the shit out of you....after I finish my drink. *Chugs Vodka*

  • @tinpot_scoop
    @tinpot_scoop Год назад +13

    Bro that perkele was personal 💀

  • @marinalibero2097
    @marinalibero2097 4 года назад +388

    Remember children, size doesn't matter, it matter how STRONG you are.

    • @korbinramirez5368
      @korbinramirez5368 3 года назад +15

      I mean, Finland was 8 when he did this, and the USSR was 26 back then

    • @PragueDoctor
      @PragueDoctor 3 года назад +6

      A teen got destroyed by a child

    • @Squareboii
      @Squareboii 3 года назад +2

      So that’s ways ash’s pikachu from Pokémon can beat literally ANYTHING

    • @Elder_Scrolls_Videolari
      @Elder_Scrolls_Videolari 3 года назад

      Sam Serious Stone

    • @kavanili
      @kavanili 3 года назад

      You mean germany is a child?

  • @unknown_7806
    @unknown_7806 3 года назад +3398

    Imagine being a German and sad about losing wars.
    And then there is, Finland.

    • @antonzhdanov9653
      @antonzhdanov9653 3 года назад +124

      Actually Soviet Union won this war, It was game between Europe countries and soviet union about help when Germany turns agressive. Stalin estimated that if he does full invasion of Finland, while Europe countries wouldn't fight on side of Finland, Germany can start fight against soviet union without any interference of Europe countries using casus belli of Finland liberation. So while actual reasoning of war from soviet side was done (move Finland borders from Leningrad), more practical was to put end to this war ASAP.
      And, what about casualties, well, Mannerheim line was nothing to joke about and bruteforcing it was a really-really bad idea.

    • @thejfk_experience490
      @thejfk_experience490 3 года назад +290

      @@antonzhdanov9653 it wasn't really a victory, it was almost a stalemate. Finland had to allow the soviet union to occupy a few important military bases and that stuff, but other then that, finland didnt really lose

    • @antonzhdanov9653
      @antonzhdanov9653 3 года назад +39

      @@thejfk_experience490 Well, totally no. After Mannerheim line was broken, Red army pushed 20km forward to Helsinki in 2 days and with such dynamics city would be under siege in 3 days days more worst case. So for total occupation of Finland even Finland generals gave a week.

    • @luthfidzikramoersidin2665
      @luthfidzikramoersidin2665 3 года назад +17

      @@antonzhdanov9653 he really wanted the freeking little island on tht river cuz he will put a long range hoowitzer

    • @nyftt4350
      @nyftt4350 3 года назад +75

      Basically
      Finland kicked Soviet Union’s butt for a while and then Soviet Union started actually fighting back

  • @ThePhotographerHimself
    @ThePhotographerHimself 4 года назад +512

    2:03 Best moment indeed.

    • @thanosgioule8044
      @thanosgioule8044 4 года назад +32

      0:53 best part of subtitles

    • @poliitikkopuska
      @poliitikkopuska 3 года назад +4

      Mage

    • @anthonyhernandez883
      @anthonyhernandez883 3 года назад +8

      B E N I S

    • @frendlyteamindo9232
      @frendlyteamindo9232 3 года назад +1

      @@thanosgioule8044 Stalin's personal refrigerator firing 152mm potato with russian bias with glorius anthem
      Well that subtitle

    • @leadhe6845
      @leadhe6845 2 года назад +1

      S Ä K K I ' J Ä R V E N ' P O L K K A A

  • @Mynameischristopheryo
    @Mynameischristopheryo Год назад +91

    Never ask, a woman: her age
    a man: his salary
    Finland: how they killed tons of Soviet soldiers with 1 sniper

    • @AlvindaFredolin
      @AlvindaFredolin Год назад

      Haha

    • @АндрейТимаков-я5в
      @АндрейТимаков-я5в Год назад +2

      "He actually was a very good sniper. Yes, he didn't used actual sniper rifle and killed another ton of Soviets with submachine gun but this is solely because he was so good and the Soviets were the horde with черенки от лопат, trust us!"

    • @amirailbehboodi
      @amirailbehboodi 3 месяца назад +1

      @@АндрейТимаков-я5в NAHHHHHHHHH finland sniper is op bruh someone give him gold for that

    • @Telejaba
      @Telejaba 2 месяца назад

      Snipin is a good job mate

  • @memelord97-99
    @memelord97-99 4 года назад +1418

    Finland: Perkele.
    Everyone: *Ah shit, here we go again.*

    • @Jo-MM
      @Jo-MM 4 года назад +29

      Finnish people never sya Börk

    • @H000d4
      @H000d4 4 года назад +59

      Bork is Sweden
      Finland is *PERKELE!*

    • @JerryVonNopereich
      @JerryVonNopereich  4 года назад +92

      Wait... im pretty sure Sweden says that...

    • @memelord97-99
      @memelord97-99 4 года назад +19

      pörkele?

    • @nicoislazy
      @nicoislazy 4 года назад +21

      *Perkele*

  • @kirkdyteo993
    @kirkdyteo993 4 года назад +606

    Soviet Union after the winter war:
    *I've won but at what cost?*

    • @teodorogerald
      @teodorogerald 4 года назад +48

      *1 Third of Vodka Supplies*
      And the troops tanks and yeah

    • @mrhaci7747
      @mrhaci7747 4 года назад +16

      300 k soldier

    • @newseries6275
      @newseries6275 4 года назад +23

      Germany: Did you invade (a small part of) Finland?
      USSR: Yes
      Germany: What does it cost
      USSR: Everything

    • @tomi9562
      @tomi9562 4 года назад +6

      @Dragana Milosavljevic fins lost 25k soldiers and soviets 250-500k

    • @tomi9562
      @tomi9562 4 года назад +1

      @Dragana Milosavljevic there are tons of videos talking about winter war and casualties -_-

  • @Shawa_Skibidi
    @Shawa_Skibidi 3 года назад +740

    Finland was like the dude named "꧁D꙰E꙰A꙰T꙰H꙰꧂" in every round.

    • @thurircantsee
      @thurircantsee 3 года назад +7

      LMAO

    • @troll-bf4uo
      @troll-bf4uo 3 года назад +44

      And not like edgy kids, he actually is a DEATH

    • @BEASTMASK41700
      @BEASTMASK41700 3 года назад +8

      And remember finland still is the happyest country of all the time. 🤣

    • @maskofmany9208
      @maskofmany9208 3 года назад +10

      Nah he was the dude with the Japanese name, their presence in a cod server usually means death for everyone on the other team

    • @kromersalesman9748
      @kromersalesman9748 3 года назад +4

      ꧁PERKELE꧂

  • @Dogeman73
    @Dogeman73 Год назад +13

    Soviets when they go north : Dude why is the snow speaking finnish
    The Snow : *Starts to Speak more finnish*
    The Fins : *FINNISH EM*
    The Radio : *Säkkijärven polkka*
    The Soviets : AAAAA
    The Soviets : *Tries to Drink vodka*
    The Vodka *Becomes Finnish*
    The Soviets : AAAA NO IM DYING *DED*
    The White Death : *Sniped*

  • @069expressphp
    @069expressphp 3 года назад +342

    Nazi Germany: how did you beat USSR
    Finland: Yes

    • @loganshark667
      @loganshark667 2 года назад +7

      They deployed freddy

    • @animation.remix.studios.2024
      @animation.remix.studios.2024 2 года назад +1

      HE DID IT WITH VODKA

    • @nationalistfilipino69420
      @nationalistfilipino69420 2 года назад +1

      Snowman

    • @LevelRevels
      @LevelRevels 2 года назад +1

      Well, Germany helped supply Finland and other countries too, So...

    • @LevelRevels
      @LevelRevels 2 года назад +3

      @Anirudh We know, Finland and the USSR signed the Moscow Peace Treaty, Which had ended the Winter War in Finland, Maybe regaining some of it's territories but not all that had been taken away from the Soviet Union. But golly, Imagine you're a red army soldier, Then suddenly your division suffered heavier casualties than that division from Finland. Can we atleast say Finland overwhelmed the Red Army which forced the hell out of the USSR to sign a peace treaty with Finland-

  • @raydonwaits2198
    @raydonwaits2198 4 года назад +484

    Someone that finally takes "Motherland" to a literal country balls meaning.

  • @Soccer_lover986
    @Soccer_lover986 4 года назад +325

    USSR: *haha you’re weak*
    Finland: *are you sure about that?*

  • @Damariein
    @Damariein 4 месяца назад +7

    Soviet Union: breaks Finlands acohal...
    Finland: *pERkELe!!!*

  • @amalayperson7208
    @amalayperson7208 4 года назад +1986

    Who would win?
    A large soviet Socialist union with a shitton of army
    VS
    A Finnish ironsight sniper

  • @Dylan-go1ku
    @Dylan-go1ku 3 года назад +832

    1,000 Soviets vs 1 Finnish sniper
    This is how winter war started.

    • @spacexe123
      @spacexe123 3 года назад +47

      He ''just'' killed 580.

    • @Mrloppo
      @Mrloppo 3 года назад +24

      @@spacexe123 505-1000

    • @TakCWAL
      @TakCWAL 3 года назад +37

      @@spacexe123 'Just' 500, right? I mean, no big deal that he alone wiped a F**CKING BATTALION!

    • @spacexe123
      @spacexe123 3 года назад +9

      @@TakCWAL ever heard of sarcasm

    • @sileikalaimonas
      @sileikalaimonas 3 года назад

      @@TakCWAL Far Cry irl

  • @monokuma316
    @monokuma316 3 года назад +451

    0:53 “stalin’s personal refrigerator firing 152mm potato with Russian bias with glorious anthem”

  • @Jelly-gl4mu
    @Jelly-gl4mu 2 года назад +14

    USSR: *shoots Finland's beer*
    Finland: 'PERKELE!'

  • @benukasrYT
    @benukasrYT 2 года назад +533

    Moral of the story: never underestimate your enemy country, even if it may be small.

    • @Pourtegese
      @Pourtegese Год назад +7

      Really

    • @Stickmen-bros-87
      @Stickmen-bros-87 Год назад +5

      Well also it’s about strategy

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Год назад +9

      Italy didn’t follow advice

    • @ЗахарДмитренко-ф6м
      @ЗахарДмитренко-ф6м Год назад +4

      Обяснить почему советский Союз понёс такие потери в этой войне довольно просто. Во время революции сменили всё, строй политический режим сместили старых начальников и поставили новых. И армия не стала исключением. В итоге армия оказалась наполнена молодыми офицерами и солдатами которые попросту не знали как воевать, на руках у них была лишь теория и никакой практики. А фины выступили против СССР в качестве партизан, засады набеги и тому подобное. С подобным движением не удалось справиться даже германии, но в СССР, а советская армия без опыта справиться с подобным не могла это уж точно. Но, говорить что СССР недооценила Финляндию попросту глупо, я бы даже сказал идиотски. Потому что потери в войне доказывают что СССР воспринял своего противника максимально серьёзно и направил туда много сил что бы справиться с финами.

    • @benukasrYT
      @benukasrYT Год назад +1

      @@ЗахарДмитренко-ф6м Damn, calm down dude!

  • @hampterofficial
    @hampterofficial 4 года назад +391

    0:31
    Finland:"you think u r stronk boie but i am stronker"
    Soviet Union:"A A A A A A A A"

    • @MartinSukyasyan
      @MartinSukyasyan 4 года назад +4

      Gurl

    • @lesb1anEvilWubb0x
      @lesb1anEvilWubb0x 4 года назад +4

      Russia about to fire some frostbreath: oh, I don’t think so

    • @Shamseddine4412
      @Shamseddine4412 4 года назад +17

      That's a sr pelo reference isn't it?

    • @hampterofficial
      @hampterofficial 4 года назад +3

      @@Shamseddine4412 maybe

    • @hampterofficial
      @hampterofficial 4 года назад +4

      @@Shamseddine4412watch the video "The Ottoman Empire - but its Sr Pelo refrences

  • @efectiveedumnezeu
    @efectiveedumnezeu 4 года назад +413

    When you hear "perkele" you know it's over

  • @Taeiu_ismine
    @Taeiu_ismine Год назад +27

    0:40
    Finland:👁👄👁✨✨✨
    USSR be like: (i feel like im nazi & Finland is Soviet)

  • @gregorysimanjuntak2624
    @gregorysimanjuntak2624 3 года назад +213

    0:31 PERKELE

  • @tensai5824
    @tensai5824 2 года назад +412

    The only way to defeat a Russian soldier in a cold weather is...to be a Finlandian in a even colder weather

    • @rainpascual2660
      @rainpascual2660 2 года назад +37

      Actually be a finnish farmer with hunting skills and kill 505 soviet
      Now your Simo Hayha

    • @Commenter1412
      @Commenter1412 2 года назад +12

      Finlandian dont u mean finnish

    • @suited_person
      @suited_person 2 года назад +5

      finn*

    • @ayo.am_TENGY_
      @ayo.am_TENGY_ 2 года назад +3

      @@suited_person Finnish*

    • @suited_person
      @suited_person 2 года назад +4

      @@ayo.am_TENGY_both work but finn would be more suitable

  • @dagestan7734
    @dagestan7734 4 года назад +571

    Russian Empire: I never knew my daughter would be so pathetic

    • @tranhaiang1158
      @tranhaiang1158 4 года назад +144

      Russian Empire: colonized Alaska, beat France in the Napoleonic Wars, annex Poland and Finland in the same time
      Finland: defeat his daughter
      Russian Empire: *bruh*

    • @Явдеревне-б4ю
      @Явдеревне-б4ю 4 года назад +3

      Нет не правда

    • @imperiumCirca41
      @imperiumCirca41 4 года назад +28

      Soviets After marching through berlin:
      *So you were saying*

    • @valon5069
      @valon5069 4 года назад +15

      Heavens void Soviets didn’t even last a century, while the Empire lasted for 3 centuries

    • @imperiumCirca41
      @imperiumCirca41 4 года назад +2

      @@valon5069 yet had greater accomplishments than the Russian empire

  • @masabyrdsidechannel
    @masabyrdsidechannel Месяц назад +2

    0:21 Love the detail of the amount of vodka decreasing in the bottle as Finland drinks from it

  • @hemshade8770
    @hemshade8770 4 года назад +430

    I recommended backsound is Sakkijarven pollka

  • @CanadiansAreYummy
    @CanadiansAreYummy 4 года назад +129

    1:12
    If you look closely between the Soviet soldiers, there is an Vietnamese holding a chocolate

    • @yukishi2746
      @yukishi2746 4 года назад +9

      Cyan Crewmate was not an imposter

    • @tranhaiang1158
      @tranhaiang1158 4 года назад +3

      Vietnamese volunteers from the French Indochina
      Edit: Japanese Indochina, my fault
      Edit time2: uhh...

    • @CanadiansAreYummy
      @CanadiansAreYummy 4 года назад

      @@tranhaiang1158 dumbo

    • @tranhaiang1158
      @tranhaiang1158 4 года назад

      @@CanadiansAreYummy shut up simp

    • @srisitpradidwach2136
      @srisitpradidwach2136 4 года назад +2

      Actually the Vietnamese wasn’t holding the chocolate, the other female soldier which is at the south of the vietnamese was holding the chocolate.

  • @tomc.5704
    @tomc.5704 3 года назад +337

    Soviet tanks: Couple thousand, we weren't really keeping track
    Finnish tanks: 32

    • @RyuakiraX
      @RyuakiraX 3 года назад +18

      With most if em being Renault FT's, being used as dug-in fortifications.

    • @terriblejokefactory8831
      @terriblejokefactory8831 3 года назад +20

      And literally only 1 of them was combat ready

    • @ilililil490
      @ilililil490 3 года назад +22

      Funnily enough after the war Finland had more tanks then before it happened.

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 3 года назад +7

      Finland was an ally of Germany, cause both were fighting against communists, so Finland also had a lot of German guns and vehicles, Finland had a lot of Stug 3 tanks
      My family's members were Russians who were volunteers in the Wehrmacht in the Baltics. The other side of my family are Swedish who also fought in a SS divisions of volunteers made up of Swedes, Norwegians and Estonians, trained by German officers. Mostly artillery support for Finnish aircraft and anti-air artillery against Soviet planes and those missile trucks
      The Eastern front was the bloodiest part of WW2 and there were people from various European nations volunteering to fight against bolsheviks

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs 3 года назад +1

      Just add some Säkkjarven Polkka and your bt42 and it will fucking drift and take out 4 pershings without its track

  • @Man1503go.
    @Man1503go. Год назад +59

    Funfact.
    Soviet Russia could've actually went full ballistic after German front.
    But Finland decided to sign a peace/neutral treaty with Soviet union to avoid decimation after WW2 and during cold wars.

  • @korbinramirez5368
    @korbinramirez5368 4 года назад +372

    I imagine this as:
    Finnish child vs *T H I C C* 20 year old Russian army woman
    Just imagine Finland as an 6-year-old sniping down the USSR in her 20's Simo Häyhä style

  • @thepufferfishguy3467
    @thepufferfishguy3467 4 года назад +986

    Finland: *beats the living hell out of the USSR*
    Vietnam: finally, a worthy opponent...

    • @JJMK_1
      @JJMK_1 4 года назад +127

      Snow vs trees ultimate fight

    • @novemberecho3899
      @novemberecho3899 4 года назад +71

      Snow trees vs Jungle trees

    • @ryuujinkyoi1553
      @ryuujinkyoi1553 4 года назад +68

      Afghanistan:
      AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!

    • @CarlosGarcia-nx3tj
      @CarlosGarcia-nx3tj 4 года назад +39

      vietnam won with help of the ussr and china, finland did it with no help

    • @morganv7895
      @morganv7895 4 года назад +10

      Carlos Garcia Sweden sent volunteers and supplies to Finland

  • @Al-Cheese
    @Al-Cheese 3 года назад +1809

    When the snow speaks Finnish
    When the trees speak Vietnamese
    When the seas speak British
    When the desert speaks Turkish and Arabic
    When the vodka speaks Russian
    When the gun speaks American
    When the wings speak Polish
    When the Russian tank speaks Ukrainian
    When an Austrian painter speaks GERMAN

    • @Al-Cheese
      @Al-Cheese 2 года назад +42

      @Natgal more like when the wings speak polish

    • @swedishnationalist8214
      @swedishnationalist8214 2 года назад

      FINLAND LOST WINTER WAR AND CONTINUATION WAR LOSERS XDD ruclips.net/video/52QbgSaAORw/видео.html

    • @FinkeltonJr
      @FinkeltonJr 2 года назад +73

      The last one is a concern.

    • @Al-Cheese
      @Al-Cheese 2 года назад +21

      @@FinkeltonJr it is. It definitely is

    • @Al-Cheese
      @Al-Cheese 2 года назад +56

      @@FinkeltonJr legend says that the art school never rejected anyone since then

  • @FunnyBoneMan69119
    @FunnyBoneMan69119 10 месяцев назад +4

    1:54 the USSR when they realize Finland’s going for round 2

  • @TheGarlic01
    @TheGarlic01 4 года назад +91

    0:36 nugget in a biscuit, nugget in a biscuit !

  • @galladesamurai2380
    @galladesamurai2380 4 года назад +86

    2:02
    SÄKKIJÄRVEN POLKKA
    Fun fact: this song called,well what you see above was actually used during the winter war to jam Soviet communications. Ingenious

    • @zeferinoresendiz1698
      @zeferinoresendiz1698 4 года назад +6

      Pure genius

    • @vladmakarenko6641
      @vladmakarenko6641 4 года назад +3

      Radiomines, to be precise.

    • @fall3166
      @fall3166 4 года назад +6

      just imagine: you‘re a russian radioman, etc. you’re doing yer regular shit n suddenly...
      SAKKIJARVEN POLKKA!

    • @kostakis5084
      @kostakis5084 4 года назад +2

      Oh my dear god, if thats true im gonna flip 17 times

    • @fall3166
      @fall3166 4 года назад +5

      @@kostakis5084 I researched it: they used it to jam incoming radio signals to Soviet radio-controlled mines

  • @Phil_3.0shorts
    @Phil_3.0shorts 3 года назад +454

    1:51 when you think you beat the final boss but the music does not stop and he gets back up

  • @TurkiyeBall3910
    @TurkiyeBall3910 Год назад +24

    As a Turk Finnish peoples are patriotic as we are
    🇫🇮♥️🇹🇷

  • @Orthosaur7532
    @Orthosaur7532 4 года назад +71

    0:30 Finlandia...
    *It's part of the lyrics of the Finnish song "njet molotof"*

  • @republicoftajikistan4532
    @republicoftajikistan4532 4 года назад +127

    Finland: You can win, all it will cost is your dignity

    • @jakebeaudry8189
      @jakebeaudry8189 4 года назад +12

      And get memed in about 70 years later.

  • @sircoloniser5454
    @sircoloniser5454 3 года назад +213

    Stalin how many troops did you loose in Finland
    Stalin: yes

  • @TheRealJazz359
    @TheRealJazz359 Год назад +2

    Finland: brutally slaughters an army of soviet soldiers
    Also Finland: b e n i s

  • @shikikankillzone4239
    @shikikankillzone4239 3 года назад +72

    D̶e̶m̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ Finland: _"I'm drunk! You don't have an excuse!"_

  • @omniwagon
    @omniwagon 4 года назад +239

    *Everyone when the Soviets are female: [insane screaming and simping]*

    • @omniwagon
      @omniwagon 4 года назад +3

      @@Dwarfplayer eh? which one?

    • @mouseofmice
      @mouseofmice 4 года назад +2

      @@omniwagon poland's neighbors

    • @omniwagon
      @omniwagon 4 года назад

      @@mouseofmice right

    • @type-10
      @type-10 4 года назад +1

      Except the Finns

    • @dualitea316
      @dualitea316 4 года назад +4

      Finland is such a Chad

  • @fritzfromsouth5935
    @fritzfromsouth5935 4 года назад +698

    CCCP: In Soviet russia communism comes to you.
    Finland and Afghanistan: • laughing hard •
    Edit:
    Why this have 700 likes.

    • @sryld
      @sryld 4 года назад +3

      Fritz Blaskowitz almost 100 likes without any comment?

    • @SketchG
      @SketchG 4 года назад +6

      And Poland*

    • @SketchG
      @SketchG 4 года назад +14

      @ZepexFIN finland and afghanistan too. Poland was defeated the second time in 1939 but first time in 1920 they defeated them

    • @modddy0025
      @modddy0025 4 года назад +1

      @ZepexFIN I just... have you sleept during your history lessons or something? There more to it than "yeah they got communism"
      Finland lost in some capacity the second time too, Provinces they fought so hard to protect were taken and also they weren't attacked by two superpowers at the same time and they weren't fucked by their allies like Poland was, they kinda were The ones fucking (they were allied to Germany and then turned 180 and went against them)

    • @ezk9293
      @ezk9293 4 года назад +3

      @@modddy0025 well when you're allies start to fall and victory is not possible a simple armistice can solve many things. Greater Finland started and ended as a dream.

  • @hlfd777
    @hlfd777 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love your animating style so much!!

  • @dannydevito1204
    @dannydevito1204 3 года назад +172

    In the beginning i half expected Finland to stab ussr in the eye with the broken bottle.

    • @freeze1625
      @freeze1625 3 года назад +5

      I thought Finland gonna grab a new bottle and make a molotov cocktail out of it

    • @figenbayraktar7480
      @figenbayraktar7480 2 года назад

      Brutal

    • @Instrumentology
      @Instrumentology 2 года назад +1

      But zen it vill drip vis red blood of mozerland comerade!

  • @QuandaleDingle-wt2yk
    @QuandaleDingle-wt2yk 3 года назад +199

    As a finnish i feel proud for my country all i need to defend my homeland is camo white mask skis and a sniper rifle

    • @swedishnationalist8214
      @swedishnationalist8214 2 года назад

      FINLAND LOST WINTER WAR AND CONTINUATION WAR LOSERS XDD ruclips.net/video/52QbgSaAORw/видео.html

    • @aapo4633
      @aapo4633 2 года назад +8

      @@swedishnationalist8214 yes but finland remained independent. That and all the soviet casualties compared to finnish ones are why finns see the winter war more as a win even if it wasnt one

    • @pouncepounce7417
      @pouncepounce7417 2 года назад +5

      @@swedishnationalist8214 Lets just say i never want to win an war the way russia did with the winter war....

    • @akhilpadarthi4743
      @akhilpadarthi4743 2 года назад +1

      But know thermal gaguls👷

    • @dusk6159
      @dusk6159 2 года назад +2

      @@pouncepounce7417 The Winter War indeed was quite possibly the more disastrous and failed/unworthy victory of all-time by the USSR.
      Couldn't annex the finnish in the Continuation War either thanks to their effective fighting in the summer of 1944.

  • @Visko238
    @Visko238 3 года назад +872

    Choose your team
    Tree Speaking Vietnamese (good for guleilia fight)
    Or
    Snow Speaking Finnish (good for keep war soldier)

  • @aboudisofyani5523
    @aboudisofyani5523 Год назад +7

    Finland: PERKELE

  • @KillaskiChannel2
    @KillaskiChannel2 3 года назад +173

    0:32 when you get bullied and you revenge

    • @sillyindon178
      @sillyindon178 3 года назад +11

      Soviet = the bullier
      Finland = bullied kid

    • @oikari42
      @oikari42 3 года назад

      🇫🇮Perkele🇫🇮

  • @tsarnicholasii6206
    @tsarnicholasii6206 4 года назад +1174

    There's some reason why communism failed in Finland
    It's clearly the snow.

    • @whatsthishandle
      @whatsthishandle 4 года назад +27

      The power of snow defeat german and ussr

    • @cheefah3271
      @cheefah3271 4 года назад +37

      @@whatsthishandle can’t fight an invisible army.

    • @someone12388
      @someone12388 4 года назад +15

      when winter prefers finland over ussr

    • @reeepka1525
      @reeepka1525 4 года назад +6

      Menshevik snow

    • @Aki_kunEditz9
      @Aki_kunEditz9 4 года назад +9

      It is because the snow was white not red

  • @Gurryban
    @Gurryban 4 года назад +144

    0:31
    Finland: *P E R K E L E*
    USSR: Im not a bear

  • @thanhtran-xl1cm
    @thanhtran-xl1cm 2 года назад +5

    I think that menacing shadow guy is simo hayha

  • @cyrusparcasio749
    @cyrusparcasio749 3 года назад +381

    1:13 Vietnam with a chocolate bar🍫

    • @nkwan4848
      @nkwan4848 3 года назад +15

      Soviet with a Vietnamese hat and Vietnam with a chocolate bar

    • @LittleAddu
      @LittleAddu 3 года назад +18

      1:14 better

    • @ronniehopper2726
      @ronniehopper2726 3 года назад +1

      Actually that's the opposite is the Americans killed more Vietcong and North Vietnamese then actually died for the US I think the United States only loss 70000 men There still count North Vietnamese dead

    • @cyrusparcasio749
      @cyrusparcasio749 3 года назад +9

      @@ronniehopper2726 I'm sorry but America was not involved in The winter war

    • @cyrusparcasio749
      @cyrusparcasio749 3 года назад +9

      @@ronniehopper2726 And I have No Idea WTF are you talking about

  • @crazeelazee7524
    @crazeelazee7524 4 года назад +146

    Eventually they won with the good ol' Soviet tactic known as "throw men at them until they run out of bullets"

    • @crazeelazee7524
      @crazeelazee7524 4 года назад +25

      @Dragana Milosavljevic Calm down, it's a joke. Everyone knows about the eventual dominance of deep battle. However during the Winter war "throw enough shit at the wall" was the go to tactic.

    • @yourmother3126
      @yourmother3126 4 года назад +3

      Crazee Lazee lol thanks that made my day a little better

    • @villek3722
      @villek3722 4 года назад

      @Svarcen Guzn that was case in winter war since Finland was and still is very forest paced country. There also werent many roads which meant that soviets mechanized forces were easily destroyed.

    • @Angelito20088
      @Angelito20088 4 года назад +2

      @Svarcen Guzn Dude r/woooosh. You take stuff to seriously. I T I S A J O K E

    • @Angelito20088
      @Angelito20088 4 года назад +2

      @Svarcen Guzn Dude understand that the wars was over for like 90 years already. Or just take your history stuff to another channel.

  • @BogaBoga
    @BogaBoga 3 года назад +137

    I like that Finland and Russia are just forever gonna be scared of each other after the winter war

    • @leonardarola
      @leonardarola 2 года назад +2

      Scared? Suomi ain't no scared of no PERKELE.

    • @BogaBoga
      @BogaBoga 2 года назад

      @@leonardarola Ja minä syön Leonard Arolan nyt! SUOMI PERKELE! Venäjä on ilkeä, ja niillä on pommeja, nyt ne tappaa Ukrainan! Kohta on Suomen vuoro!

    • @leonardarola
      @leonardarola 2 года назад +1

      @@BogaBoga hmmmmm ikea is swedish....

    • @BogaBoga
      @BogaBoga 2 года назад

      @@leonardarola Jo, jag håller med! Kan du svenska? Kan du finska, oh wait… du verkar inte kunna finska, och kan troligtvis inte heller svenska. Jag gissar att du är en störande liten Amerikan som försöker vara cool!

    • @BogaBoga
      @BogaBoga 2 года назад +1

      @@leonardarola Are you able to speak Finnish or Swedish?

  • @Nickols-w1f
    @Nickols-w1f Месяц назад

    *insert man in snow sniping*
    *insert men in skis*
    *insert men in skis*
    *insert explosions*
    *insert finnish winnging*

  • @no-bl7hy
    @no-bl7hy 3 года назад +45

    0:26
    Ussr: *shoots my vodka*
    me: so you have chosen dead

  • @madhie-kun8614
    @madhie-kun8614 4 года назад +195

    That short Finnish sniper: 500 enemy soldier....what a small number
    Edit: did you notice that Russian soldier are simping for the motherland....

  • @generalcat7678
    @generalcat7678 2 года назад +124

    One important thing about military armies is it’s not all about numbers it’s about strategy and the Winter war is a perfect representation of this

    • @stoker1181
      @stoker1181 2 года назад

      so is the ukraine one, i think??? idk my war stuff

    • @yellowcoat970
      @yellowcoat970 2 года назад +1

      @@stoker1181 Ukraine doesn't have the menace that is The White Death

    • @creator8054
      @creator8054 2 года назад

      Yes strategy
      Winter:EXCUSE ME I DEFEATED NONOGERMANY AND NAPEOLONIC FRANCE

    • @d4chiik767
      @d4chiik767 Год назад +1

      Only now you forgot that the Mannerheim line was very powerful, and strongly fortified. The tanks were useless in the frozen swampy woodland. When they broke through the Mannerheim line, Soviet troops were rapidly advancing on Helsinki.

  • @AidenEnglish-i5w
    @AidenEnglish-i5w 20 дней назад

    0:53
    “Stalin’s personal refrigerator firing 152mm potato with Russian bias with glorious anthem”

  • @JJA2279
    @JJA2279 4 года назад +177

    0:32
    Girl: haha you can’t hit me back-
    Me:

    • @darrylnozuki4554
      @darrylnozuki4554 4 года назад +14

      Girl I TAKE IT BACK

    • @prestonpotter4507
      @prestonpotter4507 4 года назад +26

      Girl: you can’t hit me back haha
      Me: I support gender equality, NOOB

    • @JJA2279
      @JJA2279 4 года назад +3

      Uhh ok

    • @Fugitive685
      @Fugitive685 4 года назад +4

      Except I have to deal with this at in person school everyday at my last school

    • @TigerWithAnChristmasHat1224
      @TigerWithAnChristmasHat1224 4 года назад +9

      If you cant hit them smash them :) easy right?

  • @juanvela3823
    @juanvela3823 4 года назад +202

    Stalin: Finland is going to die today
    Finland government: not today
    Stalin: AHHHH
    The fricking rest of Finland: get o b b l I t e r a t e d
    Edit: holy crap this got a lot of likes

  • @Duesikazergaming
    @Duesikazergaming 2 года назад +383

    Morale of the story:never mess with a Finnish person who drinks weird liquid

    • @editzcrimzon
      @editzcrimzon Год назад +6

      Its alcohol

    • @AlexaIll
      @AlexaIll Год назад +4

      @@editzcrimzonno vodka

    • @Sloaky634
      @Sloaky634 Год назад +3

      So never mess with any Finnish person

    • @editzcrimzon
      @editzcrimzon Год назад +2

      @@Sloaky634 yep

    • @butterflies655
      @butterflies655 Год назад +4

      Finland's alcohol consumption is in the middle of Europe. Russia 's alcohol consumption is far far higher than Finland's.
      Watch the statistics in the video "Country alcohol consumption comparison."

  • @thienthuytranle7760
    @thienthuytranle7760 18 дней назад +1

    When you try to pee in the snow, but it speaks finnish

  • @randey272
    @randey272 2 года назад +182

    Finland actually lost some land in winter war but finnish troops are specialized for winter battle grounds while soviet troops arent trained for the snow landscape

    • @thefirstkingdogo1126
      @thefirstkingdogo1126 2 года назад +4

      That remindes my of some one ich haben no idee who to

    • @jam9142
      @jam9142 7 месяцев назад +5

      Finnish also were very lucky with there nature and weather, and also with the time, when the tanks and artillery weren't very strong, so they couldn't destroy the Finnish bunkers, unlike in 1944, when Red army destroyed finns in 2 weeks

    • @Mr_Tostor
      @Mr_Tostor 7 месяцев назад +1

      Well, it's still not about the winter, but about the line of defense (and the German military advisers, who actively helped the Finns and England, also supported Finland). But with all this, the USSR occupied the Mannerheim line, we should not forget about the fact that as soon as the Line of Defense was surrendered, the Finns began to suffer serious losses (by the way, this war in Russia is not called the Winter War, but simply the Soviet-Finnish one).

    • @lukasvillar9328
      @lukasvillar9328 7 месяцев назад

      More like the Soviet troops are trained to die in waves and hope fpr the best...

    • @evs251
      @evs251 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@jam9142 Bro actually improvised history without reading about it lmao. That's not at all how it went. During continuation war Finland captured big ruski cities in Karelian isthmus like petroskoi. City that was never part of Finland. But go on, keep being ignorant lol

  • @TheStupidSeal
    @TheStupidSeal 2 года назад +154

    It was all fun and games until they realized Finland has colder winters and a shit ton of trees. Finland is basically protected by the land.

    • @ezraortiz9273
      @ezraortiz9273 2 года назад +13

      Don’t forget Simo Häyhä

    • @TheStupidSeal
      @TheStupidSeal 2 года назад +6

      @@ezraortiz9273 Yeah that’s true

    • @Konstantin690
      @Konstantin690 Год назад +3

      ​@@ezraortiz9273 this legend

    • @Al-Cheese
      @Al-Cheese Год назад +2

      The stupid seal ain't that stupid guys

    • @Al-Cheese
      @Al-Cheese Год назад +3

      @@ezraortiz9273 the legendary sniper. Perhaps the greatest

  • @lunarexploration6785
    @lunarexploration6785 3 года назад +47

    1:37 How to win a war: give the enemies beer and then draw a line

  • @thevillager8339
    @thevillager8339 11 месяцев назад +3

    The scene of Russia just quietly drawing a new border without even attempting to go for the kill just captures the aura of the winter war so well

  • @-notspekerxd7193
    @-notspekerxd7193 4 года назад +441

    Hey look a Chinese join war :D
    1:13

    • @hippugamer6689
      @hippugamer6689 4 года назад +52

      Its vietnam

    • @moj1782
      @moj1782 4 года назад +1

      I think vietnam and china joined

    • @monolith9613
      @monolith9613 3 года назад

      Its soviet union with chinese farmer hat

    • @ongdat92
      @ongdat92 3 года назад +1

      History: Vietnam and more country’s in the south east of Asia was in French controlled after that then the empire of japan took the countrys that including Laos, Vietnam and other if I am right the Vietnam war started on 1955

    • @lyvinxd4444
      @lyvinxd4444 3 года назад

      no China only Vietnam

  • @profilepicture6806
    @profilepicture6806 2 года назад +283

    Finland is so small yet so powerful

    • @Harmoystar
      @Harmoystar Год назад +2

      That is true

    • @Chaosmakertrio69
      @Chaosmakertrio69 Год назад +5

      ​@@Harmoystar defeating a fu###### largest country in the earth

    • @skrabbofelix7835
      @skrabbofelix7835 Год назад

      Its actually not that small

    • @imilesimiles5648
      @imilesimiles5648 8 месяцев назад +1

      "There are so many of them, and we have so few territories. Where are we going to bury them all?"

    • @jam9142
      @jam9142 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Chaosmakertrio69lol it didn't, it sucked in 2 wars, lost 11% of their land and paid a lot of reparations. And Soviet army was fighting more with nature and weather, then with finns

  • @kamo93
    @kamo93 4 года назад +79

    0:21
    URSS: Shot to the bottle
    Finland: Man, you're now very f*cked...

    • @w.andrew635
      @w.andrew635 4 года назад +2

      URSS?

    • @Takaram2
      @Takaram2 4 года назад +4

      @@w.andrew635 United Republics of Soviet Stalin :D

    • @TheBrokenCiggs
      @TheBrokenCiggs 4 года назад +4

      @@Takaram2 URSS is the Indonesian word for USSR

    • @Takaram2
      @Takaram2 4 года назад +1

      @@TheBrokenCiggs Somewho dont understand jokes

    • @Takaram2
      @Takaram2 4 года назад

      @@kamo93 ok

  • @Sus_Blanket_Stain
    @Sus_Blanket_Stain 17 дней назад

    Finland strat:
    >Get blackout drunk
    >Wake up next to 3 battalions of dead troops

  • @hansstrudel9614
    @hansstrudel9614 4 года назад +484

    I love how a country such a small population as Finland’s was able to humiliate the Soviets *twice*

    • @starfury8689
      @starfury8689 4 года назад +133

      I love how a country such a small population as Vietnam’s was able to humiliate the USA twice

    • @konduktorpklpriv3133
      @konduktorpklpriv3133 4 года назад +108

      I love how countries such as USA and Russia gets humilated by smaller countries

    • @Fugitive685
      @Fugitive685 4 года назад +12

      @@starfury8689 actually both vietnam and usa lost vietnam failed to spread communism but america lost to many men to free vietnam

    • @starfury8689
      @starfury8689 4 года назад +48

      @@Fugitive685 Vietnam remained Communist after the war, that is, came out of it a winner. The Vietnamese did not want to spread communism to other countries, they wanted to carry out a revolution in their own country

    • @adriankrasniqi3509
      @adriankrasniqi3509 4 года назад +11

      @@starfury8689 like all communist country’s they opened up there local McDonald’s.

  • @russianboi6679
    @russianboi6679 4 года назад +195

    The last person to ask us how many soldiers we lost in this war wasn’t heard from again

    • @Sandman3
      @Sandman3 4 года назад +2

      How many causalitys.

    • @mrfortpaul4015
      @mrfortpaul4015 4 года назад +1

      How much people did you lose during the winter war

    • @Sandman3
      @Sandman3 4 года назад +6

      @@mrfortpaul4015 he hasn't answered, I feel he is embarrassed

    • @Kilo416
      @Kilo416 4 года назад +1

      Challenge accepted *grabs M39*

    • @Sandman3
      @Sandman3 4 года назад

      @@russianboi6679 *V a t*

  • @YT-fr5lf
    @YT-fr5lf 4 года назад +42

    2:10 Finland vented

  • @OnionMan69
    @OnionMan69 Год назад +1

    The "PERKELE" at the start is so emotional

  • @soome_pingu
    @soome_pingu 3 года назад +40

    Russian:Boom?
    Finland:PERKELE!

    • @pizu56
      @pizu56 3 года назад

      kyllä.

  • @afadidas100k9
    @afadidas100k9 4 года назад +56

    "*insert slamming sound effects.mp3*"
    Me: inserts slap sound effect mp.3

    • @afadidas100k9
      @afadidas100k9 4 года назад +1

      *Ah yes, the floor is made out of hands*

    • @xushandong9734
      @xushandong9734 4 года назад +1

      What did you do?

    • @StalkerX426
      @StalkerX426 7 месяцев назад +1

      Comrade, I can explain...

  • @minema7953
    @minema7953 3 года назад +63

    hitler: scared by winter
    alois hitler: also scared by winter
    finaldn: *B E N I S*

    • @ryskala
      @ryskala 3 года назад

      Did you mean Hitler: afraid by winter
      Also Hitler : afraid of winter
      Finland : benis?

    • @minema7953
      @minema7953 3 года назад

      @@ryskala Yes

    • @minema7953
      @minema7953 3 года назад +1

      @@ryskala Alois Hitler is Austria hungary Civil Servant

    • @ryskala
      @ryskala 3 года назад +1

      @@minema7953 so?

    • @minema7953
      @minema7953 3 года назад +1

      @@ryskala that’s all