I love the physical element of his comedy, the impressions of the creatures in the sea lol. You can picture it in your head as he explains it, he's just got that ability and it's fun to watch. Gotta love Big yin.
@@nedkelly5866I just watched “don’t drink the water in Ibiza” for the first time, tears were streaming down my cheeks by the time the fourth fart ran down behind his knees, and I don’t know how I survived the rest of the sketch.
A lot of people think, and rightly so, that screaming (especially when it comes to the punchline) is a cheap way to get laughs. But the way Billy does it is fucking brilliant. He's my favourite stand up comedian of all time. I love seeing him laugh at his own jokes and just have a good time.
@@JeffGoldblum2024 "Overlooked" and "Underrated" are now code for "Too young to know." A song that sold 10 million copies is somehow "underrated: because they just heard it. It's a topic Billy would have had a lot of fun with.
Ive loved billy from the days he played at a folk centre in John st glasgow till today , hes just our billy and loved by most in glasgow ,we're so proud of him .
Billy was and still ist the most influential Person in my Career. If he only knew, how much he made Germany laugh...although he probably wouldn't give a f**k.
@@Roheryn100 Harry is hardly what I would call a current comedian(what's a currant comedian). He's been going for many, many years. Now at 63 he concentrates on acting. He specialised in sketches for TV. Cruel, nah!
Billy you crack me up. The best video I’ve seen of yours was the airplane one. You talked about still being able to smell the glue. It’s your best comedy.
If you had a list of the top 10 most venomous creatures, the Stonefish would be on that list. Speaking of the worst pain known to man, many people call stingrays, the "wish you were dead fish" for obvious reasons. Apparently the pain can last days, weeks and sometimes months. No pain relief other than hot water, very hot water. Step on a stingray and you'll be thinking of nothing else but the pain for a long time. Step on a Stonefish and you'll be extremely lucky if you survive to worry about the pain. Everyone in Australia knows what a Stonefish is. ✌️🇦🇺
I've never knew Stonefish to be a killer.. plenty of warnings about the Portuguese Man o' War and whatnot.. guess the spotlight has shifted.. the stonefish has us right where he wants us..
@@evanb8495 The funny thing about those two animals is, that Portuguese man of War are usually considered nothing more than a nuisance in Australia. We call them "blue bottles", and unless you have some form of anaphylactic reaction to being stung, they aren't a deadly creature at all. Stonefish are potentially deadly, but a sting is incredibly rare that they're not thought of as much of a threat/problem.
Gawd I love Billy. I've watched all his stuff so many times. 💕 I think passing kidney stones are my worst pain known to humans... and I had a 30 hour natural force labour with my 2nd lol. But a bad/rotten tooth is also excruciatingly painful. I've had broken toes. Which was nothing. All my body piercings or tattoos were nothing near kidney stones!! Women's body's are made for childbirth. Not stone passing!
Remember watching all his dvds, tail end of academy 2003/4, just remembered this joke tonight and remember the time i was walking through town (aberdeen) seen him and rather than act cool, ask for an autograph, or any other sane response, pointed and shouted billy connolly, never been more embarrassed
"How was it?" "Worst fucking pain known to man." *takes notes* This little bit has been engraved in my head for years and still makes me laugh so damn much. Thanks Billy!
It is the worst paid but I've had similar where it's 10 out of 10 and then you scream for help but if you live on your own you keep your mouth shut and just ask for pain killers:-)
Never put my foot in a hot coal fire for hours but have stepped on a stone fish! Would not be at all surprised if the hot coal fire hurt less! The pain is impossible to describe, the weird thing is almost boiling water can kill the pain!
I don't know if the stone fish was included but there was a book that listed and rated the worst stings/bites. There were things like bullet ants and tarantula hawks in it. Anyway, it was written by a guy who went out and got stung or bitten by all these things on purpose and the wrote a review of what it felt like. I think he was called Schmidt? So Billy is closer than he realises
Justin Schmitt. He did the Schmitt pain scale. Coyote peterson did a modified version of it back in 2015 in his book the king of sting. Great read and his youtube channel "brave wilderness" is an awesome and educational watch.
Please upload more on this channel again. Since none of Billy's material is available to buy digital anywhere, this channel has been an excellent source.
I absolutely love and adore everything does however even though his comedy is so incredibly hilarious I still hold his "celebrity survivor"episode as #1.
Happy Birthday Billy Connolly born on November 24, 1942. He is a Scottish actor, retired comedian, artist, writer, musician, and presenter. He is sometimes known, especially in his homeland, by the Scots nickname the Big Yin ("the Big One"). - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Connolly
There's a top tier for comedy, and for me, it's almost always the story telling comedian. There's exceptions like Rckles and Dangerfield but almost always the storyteller. Billy is in that top tier. His ability to read the audience and always lead them around to where the punchline hits hardest is genius. Pryor had it, Chapelle and Rock and White have it. Billy is on the same level. Billy, you King of Scotland you.
🇬🇧 I remember when id first arrived in Australia with my parents when i was about 12yrs We lived right on the beach area of a place called Dolls Point in Botany Bay, NSW. One early evening my parents were walking along the cooler beach for some air & i was jumping about, running in & out of the surf etc. When i spied a beach ball, sandy coloured lying amongst the beached seaweed & shells so i ran full pelt up to this " ball " & kicked it as hard as i could. Now, it took a moment to register the sting like someone sticking a darning needle in my big toe. But, undaunted i went to look at this "ball" id kicked. As the second before my toes hit it i noticed these spikes, all over its surface. Up the beach i found it. Unbeknownst to me it was a dead Puffer fish that had swollen into this beach ball size. My parents & i looked at it & while my toe hurt & was bleeding It wasnt bad. Later at home, my toe did swell up but not excessively so. My mum cleaned it & put on her own family recipe Cure All salve & a bandage. Just one day off school because i couldnt get my shoe on. Then the day after when i got in from school my mum was panicking as some neighbour had told her the Puffer Fish - dead & swollen is very toxic or poisonous & she wanted me to go to the doctors. However i was fine, toe still abit tender & i thought this Puffer fish info was wrong But many years later i found out it was right! Yet despite kicking this thing with bare feet.. i wasnt affected Maybe it was drained of toxins or dead too long Buggered if i know, but i was fine & not huge pain yet my in my toe Was a hole that bled alot so the spikes did prick me! Odd. Peace 🇬🇧👧
I spent an hour an a half with Billy , smoking, chatting , Hugging,…really talking like as if I’ve was just a stranger I met and was making friends with, oh what a beautiful hour and a half of my life, he went on the phone to my family, bla bla bla I could go on and on but I say all that to say…when he eventually left and I was left standing there scratching my head wondering am I dreaming, and I went home, I was lying in bed so grateful and delighted with my encounter- and then it dawned on me- SHIT!!!!!! I never picked up/ kept Billys cigar Stubbs 😬😬😬😬😬
This speaks to me right now, well always has. Recent news of sharks and all the stories on ytube past and present. I'm not making light of it, but I still venture in the sea now and again but Im ultra aware , and thats in the UK. I've been stung by jellyfish, stood on some spikey fish in Cornwall, had an Adder leap onto a coast path in front of me, was eyeballed by a Comerant that swooped under my legs and popped up right in front of my face, whilst swimming, within my depth, in Catalonia. Freaked out and when a spider appeared on my husbands shoulder when he was tucking into his breakfast. Things that bite, creep, scuttle, sting and spook, but Austrailia seems to be on another level, yikes.
@@irbennett Lol, there is some truth in that. But maybe its something in our DNA, depending on what we believe. Our evolutionary ancestors hailed from the waters. There might be a message there, stay on land🤣
I picked up a stone fish when I was a kid, the toxin prevents clotting, I dripped blood from tiny wounds in my hand for 5 hours until I got to a hospital. It wasn't as bad as calf cramps. The worst pain known to man is the irukanji jellyfish. The medics diagnose a sting with a symptom called "sense of impending doom" that gives you an idea of the type of venom.
Are we just going to ignore how amazing that underwater voice acting was?
Priceless 🤣🤣
The man is brilliant 😅😅😅😅
I was thinking the same thing wondering if he practiced it or if it just comes naturally
Was just thinking same!!!Brilliant!Wow!❤
Outright legend, the best ever
Sir Billy Connolly, one in a million comedians.. no one will ever fill his shoes.
Other than his cobbler, but he's just putting some fabric in there.
His banana shoes!
should be easy if there are a million
As Billy says, "Before you judge a man walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes."
Stonefish might 😂
This lovely guy is sorely needed in 2023, we all need a good laugh and Billy's humour is guaranteed to to do just that.
He is still here. "Billy Connolly Does..." new program in UKTV Play (Gold)
@@ScottishFish Billy Connolly Does isn't available on UKTVPlay or U as it's called now. It's available on SKY, but not everyone can afford that.
@@ScottishFish Which is on Sky in the UK. Sky is expensive. Not really new, it's been going for a while. Otherwise he's retired, leave him alone.
He's retired and unwell.
@@irbennettshut up
He is absolutely brilliant . I love it !
That Billy Connolly scream was in my head when the Mrs said 'I do.
I can think of far worse
@@SamuelBlack84 p
Then why are you married?
@@elirien4264
I'm a keen fisherman and she has worms.
@@elirien4264 Because lamenting the marriage is just part of the schtick.
I love the physical element of his comedy, the impressions of the creatures in the sea lol. You can picture it in your head as he explains it, he's just got that ability and it's fun to watch. Gotta love Big yin.
And the underwater bubbley sounding voice.... perfect
@@stuplays6632especially this! Definitely a unique effect I've not seen employed elsewhere!
His bubbly underwater voice 😄. He’s a very funny man.
I would gone to school and learnt more and more fun if every teacher was Sir Billy Connelly, top man
Do be quiet.
I love this man’s humour….when I need cheering up this is where I go…keep going Billy ❤❤
Billy Connolly and comic genius go hand in hand,,,, thanks Billy,, from Australia 🇦🇺👍
Most expressive man I have ever seen.
I have watched this dozens of times and it still brings me to tears.....funniest sketch ever.
This was one of my buddy Gary’s favorite bits ever. We both loved old Billy. RIP Gary
Sweet mother of fucking Jesus!!!
One of Billys funniest routines, brilliant 😂
His colonoscopy skit, and not drinking tap water in Ibiza for me 😅
@@nedkelly5866I just watched “don’t drink the water in Ibiza” for the first time, tears were streaming down my cheeks by the time the fourth fart ran down behind his knees, and I don’t know how I survived the rest of the sketch.
Thank Billy for all you bring out and make me feel alive again
You've got no sense of humour if you can't laugh at Sir Billy Connolly - Absolute Legend 🏴
Legend
There are people who don't like Billy, it doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humour.
@@irbennett true
A heartfelt thank you to the big yin for making us happy for decades.
May God keep him in good health for year's to come.
A legend in our lifetime.
A lot of people think, and rightly so, that screaming (especially when it comes to the punchline) is a cheap way to get laughs. But the way Billy does it is fucking brilliant. He's my favourite stand up comedian of all time. I love seeing him laugh at his own jokes and just have a good time.
the best that ever did it
Billy I have lost count of how many times I’ve watched this and it still has me in tears 😂😂
No likes. Aww bless.
I feel like he was always overlooked. One of the greatest for me. His acting and mannerisms in his shows are legendary.
Overlooked? He's the funniest man that's ever lived and has conquered the globe with his act.
@@JeffGoldblum2024 "Overlooked" and "Underrated" are now code for "Too young to know." A song that sold 10 million copies is somehow "underrated: because they just heard it. It's a topic Billy would have had a lot of fun with.
@@JeffGoldblum2024And the late irish comedian Dave Allen
Overlooked ?????? Bollocks.
Ive loved billy from the days he played at a folk centre in John st glasgow till today , hes just our billy and loved by most in glasgow ,we're so proud of him .
And he’s earned his success the people of Scotland know this. Kevin Bridges too.
A right humblebum 😂❤
@@paulashe61Kevin's good but not as good as Billy
Lovin yer work
Especially the underwater voice 😁
The way he speaks as if he's under water. Brilliant voice acting :D
Aw I love the Big Yin 😂 🙏🇦🇺
Billy was and still ist the most influential Person in my Career. If he only knew, how much he made Germany laugh...although he probably wouldn't give a f**k.
You're right, he wouldn't.
The good thing about Billy he doesn't favour countries as it would affect his popularity,Billy likes everyone
One of Billy's greatest bits, Bravo!
The underwater talking gets me every single time.
Wonderful stuff.
Thanks
I just keep watching his dwarf one and I howl with laughter every single time.
Many currant comedians think you need to be cruel to be funny. Billy was never cruel. Observant, yes, but never cruel.
Comedians such as ?
@@irbennett Harry Enfield
@@Roheryn100 Harry is hardly what I would call a current comedian(what's a currant comedian). He's been going for many, many years. Now at 63 he concentrates on acting. He specialised in sketches for TV. Cruel, nah!
@@irbennett Your mileage may vary. That’s OK.
Best ever comedian to grace a stage
"Aye it would be German, aye" 😂😂😂
Our very own Sir Billy Connolly.
As usual so very funny.
Stay safe my friend fae Bonnie Scotland. 🌹❤🏴
*from
@@westaussie965 - Scottish dialect.
@@jsemplefelton5348
Thankyou. 🌹
You're not Scottish are you.
Billy you crack me up. The best video I’ve seen of yours was the airplane one. You talked about still being able to smell the glue. It’s your best comedy.
The most accurate explanation of scientific equipment I have ever seen. Hilarious. Take care brother.
What are you rabbiting on about?
Love You Big Yin and Take Care, ❤
So good
If you had a list of the top 10 most venomous creatures, the Stonefish would be on that list. Speaking of the worst pain known to man, many people call stingrays, the "wish you were dead fish" for obvious reasons. Apparently the pain can last days, weeks and sometimes months. No pain relief other than hot water, very hot water. Step on a stingray and you'll be thinking of nothing else but the pain for a long time. Step on a Stonefish and you'll be extremely lucky if you survive to worry about the pain. Everyone in Australia knows what a Stonefish is. ✌️🇦🇺
I've never knew Stonefish to be a killer.. plenty of warnings about the Portuguese Man o' War and whatnot.. guess the spotlight has shifted.. the stonefish has us right where he wants us..
@@evanb8495 The funny thing about those two animals is, that Portuguese man of War are usually considered nothing more than a nuisance in Australia. We call them "blue bottles", and unless you have some form of anaphylactic reaction to being stung, they aren't a deadly creature at all. Stonefish are potentially deadly, but a sting is incredibly rare that they're not thought of as much of a threat/problem.
@castleanthrax1833 I'm a random person on the internet, and I approve of this comment.
I heard the male platypus is pretty bad as well.
Don’t care
Still awesome today
Finally! I love this skit!
I got to say I woke up with an attitude this morning and this just made my day a lot better😄💯🤙
I woke up with my wife this morning.
This just doesn't seem to get old.
Gawd I love Billy. I've watched all his stuff so many times. 💕
I think passing kidney stones are my worst pain known to humans... and I had a 30 hour natural force labour with my 2nd lol. But a bad/rotten tooth is also excruciatingly painful. I've had broken toes. Which was nothing. All my body piercings or tattoos were nothing near kidney stones!! Women's body's are made for childbirth. Not stone passing!
This man was in his own league.
God dam in tears here >
I JUST LOVE BILLY CONNOLLY
The very worst pain is that of a migraine. Men don't get them as often as women do. God bless all migraineurs!
Billy Connolly is the best
Fantastic Billy
Billy, your the best
Miss the Big yin ☺️ he’s fkin brilliant
Best uploads ever Billy Connolly the most funnest person ever ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Remember watching all his dvds, tail end of academy 2003/4, just remembered this joke tonight and remember the time i was walking through town (aberdeen) seen him and rather than act cool, ask for an autograph, or any other sane response, pointed and shouted billy connolly, never been more embarrassed
Billys the Goat ;)
"How was it?"
"Worst fucking pain known to man."
*takes notes*
This little bit has been engraved in my head for years and still makes me laugh so damn much. Thanks Billy!
It is the worst paid but I've had similar where it's 10 out of 10 and then you scream for help but if you live on your own you keep your mouth shut and just ask for pain killers:-)
Cluster headaches have entered the chat....
Never put my foot in a hot coal fire for hours but have stepped on a stone fish! Would not be at all surprised if the hot coal fire hurt less! The pain is impossible to describe, the weird thing is almost boiling water can kill the pain!
I just love how the pain was so astronomical that it transformed the simpleton into a completely coherent person!😂😂😂
A family friends son stepped on one when he was in the Philippines - and according to him you're more than right about the pain.
I don't know if the stone fish was included but there was a book that listed and rated the worst stings/bites. There were things like bullet ants and tarantula hawks in it. Anyway, it was written by a guy who went out and got stung or bitten by all these things on purpose and the wrote a review of what it felt like. I think he was called Schmidt? So Billy is closer than he realises
The Town Simpleton no less?
haha class
Justin Schmitt. He did the Schmitt pain scale. Coyote peterson did a modified version of it back in 2015 in his book the king of sting. Great read and his youtube channel "brave wilderness" is an awesome and educational watch.
"Have you known a lot of pain?"
"Aye. Fell off ma bike once." 😂😂
Love Billy, funniest man known to man
i haven't laughed that hard in a long time, thanks for that
Please upload more on this channel again. Since none of Billy's material is available to buy digital anywhere, this channel has been an excellent source.
Some of his stuff you can buy digital on iTunes and Amazon. Well in the UK anyway.
I think that's the most I've ever laughed in four minutes!
Thank you I’ve been looking for this
Screaming f underwater...hilarious sounds ty ty omw 🤣😆
Crying, bloody genius
Funniest man alive. Bar none.
Genius!
I love his t shirt and tails!
I absolutely love and adore everything does however even though his comedy is so incredibly hilarious I still hold his "celebrity survivor"episode as #1.
Happy Birthday Billy Connolly born on November 24, 1942. He is a Scottish actor, retired comedian, artist, writer, musician, and presenter. He is sometimes known, especially in his homeland, by the Scots nickname the Big Yin ("the Big One"). - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Connolly
You should have just posted the link to the Wikipedia page.
@@irbennett The Wikipedia page link is there if you like to read the whole thing!?! 😉🤔😂😂😂🤔😉
OMG!!! He is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂xx
Il Duce! (The Duke)
Love this guy!
Mussolini was also called Il Duce. I doubt Billy would like being compared to him.
🤣 great story teller! 😂
There's a top tier for comedy, and for me, it's almost always the story telling comedian. There's exceptions like Rckles and Dangerfield but almost always the storyteller. Billy is in that top tier. His ability to read the audience and always lead them around to where the punchline hits hardest is genius. Pryor had it, Chapelle and Rock and White have it. Billy is on the same level. Billy, you King of Scotland you.
Wouldn't you love to drink with this guy....?
No, he's teetotal.
I have earbuds in. My children are eating breakfast. I'm laughing so hard and receiving the teenager "you're being weird, Mom" stare.
🇬🇧 I remember when id first arrived in Australia with my parents when i was about 12yrs
We lived right on the beach area of a place called Dolls Point in Botany Bay, NSW.
One early evening my parents were walking along the cooler beach for some air & i was jumping about, running in & out of the surf etc.
When i spied a beach ball, sandy coloured lying amongst the beached seaweed & shells so i ran full pelt up to this " ball " & kicked it as hard as i could.
Now, it took a moment to register the sting like someone sticking a darning needle in my big toe.
But, undaunted i went to look at this "ball" id kicked.
As the second before my toes hit it i noticed these spikes, all over its surface.
Up the beach i found it.
Unbeknownst to me it was a dead Puffer fish that had swollen into this beach ball size.
My parents & i looked at it & while my toe hurt & was bleeding
It wasnt bad.
Later at home, my toe did swell up but not excessively so.
My mum cleaned it & put on her own family recipe Cure All salve & a bandage.
Just one day off school because i couldnt get my shoe on.
Then the day after when i got in from school my mum was panicking as some neighbour had told her the Puffer Fish - dead & swollen is very toxic or poisonous
& she wanted me to go to the doctors.
However i was fine, toe still abit tender & i thought this Puffer fish info was wrong
But many years later i found out it was right!
Yet despite kicking this thing with bare feet.. i wasnt affected
Maybe it was drained of toxins or dead too long
Buggered if i know, but i was fine
& not huge pain yet my in my toe
Was a hole that bled alot so the spikes did prick me!
Odd.
Peace
🇬🇧👧
I think the stonefish is considered the most painful sting because people have died from the pain.
Bloody hell I didn't know that
Oh my god a near weed ma pants 👖 bloody brilliant 🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗 😂😂😂😂😂
The big yin 😂 he is so funny 🤣
The underwater talking 😂😂😂
Give us the Blueringed Octopus ... Please 🌸:)
NO ONE can even come close to matching him.🤷♂
I can think of someone who's better.
I spent an hour an a half with Billy , smoking, chatting , Hugging,…really talking like as if I’ve was just a stranger I met and was making friends with, oh what a beautiful hour and a half of my life, he went on the phone to my family, bla bla bla I could go on and on but I say all that to say…when he eventually left and I was left standing there scratching my head wondering am I dreaming, and I went home, I was lying in bed so grateful and delighted with my encounter- and then it dawned on me- SHIT!!!!!! I never picked up/ kept Billys cigar Stubbs 😬😬😬😬😬
And then you woke up.
@@irbennett it did feel like a dream the photos are class
@@irbennett I got receipts and I was on a show with him called billy and me look it up
as steping on one similar thing on holiday in TURKEY,i know whats like to be that sipleton gone though..even worse..
The Big Yin is one of a kind.
I think I need Billy Connolly yelling fuck as a ringtone😂
This speaks to me right now, well always has. Recent news of sharks and all the stories on ytube past and present. I'm not making light of it, but I still venture in the sea now and again but Im ultra aware , and thats in the UK. I've been stung by jellyfish, stood on some spikey fish in Cornwall, had an Adder leap onto a coast path in front of me, was eyeballed by a Comerant that swooped under my legs and popped up right in front of my face, whilst swimming, within my depth, in Catalonia. Freaked out and when a spider appeared on my husbands shoulder when he was tucking into his breakfast. Things that bite, creep, scuttle, sting and spook, but Austrailia seems to be on another level, yikes.
Billy has often said "Why do people go in the sea, what lives in there doesn't want us there. Will people never learn."
@@irbennett Lol, there is some truth in that. But maybe its something in our DNA, depending on what we believe. Our evolutionary ancestors hailed from the waters. There might be a message there, stay on land🤣
A legend ha 😂
Ah, man. I havent laughed that hard in years.
I picked up a stone fish when I was a kid, the toxin prevents clotting, I dripped blood from tiny wounds in my hand for 5 hours until I got to a hospital. It wasn't as bad as calf cramps. The worst pain known to man is the irukanji jellyfish. The medics diagnose a sting with a symptom called "sense of impending doom" that gives you an idea of the type of venom.
I’m not really a Billy Connolly fan but that was definitely one of his most amusing
I regret showing this to my girlfriend. Guess who's now her little "simpleton from the village"
I know pain. If that's worse... wow.
Good stuff. Reminds me of Robin so much.
Funniest man ever x
omg that was so funny 😂
He is so funny