The worst part is there is a movie from the past few years called revelator. It was completely unmemorable, so only him saying that sparked a memory of it which made my brain go "hey that is a real movie".
Don't forget that having an individual film aesthetic is also a no-no. Everything has to be orange and teal. And don't forget to turn it up to the max so blood looks purple instead of bright red.
Or “teal and piss yellow”. I think they’ve ditched the orange to a degree…. _in movies._ Now they just save it for the movie posters (looking at you *Blade Runner:2049* and *Godzilla V Kong)*
@@Joviaero Not really. Most movies still is use it. But even in the ones that don't they still use a strange color grading. Hasn't anyone here noticed that blood is now purple in movies???
Has anyone here noticed too that the trend of color grading every single movie in orange and teal doesn't only make any modern movie look like a Photoshop experiment gone wrong but also the skin look like orange plastic (also seen in these snippets)? Also blood looks purple now in war movies or any action scene where blood is present. It's absolutely infuriating.
I only do sponsorships with Virtucon and other corporations that openly work on the destruction of the planet! I also sure love chicken and dog meat in tubes... All I'm saying is: Don't give up, Georg. You're not alone.
@@tlamiczka Is this the arc where Instead of an Infinity Gauntlet, GRS actually takes control of the "Longevity Lamp" which he must prevent from falling into the hands of his arch nemesis, Donald McDisney??
Has anyone here noticed too that the trend of color grading every single movie in orange and teal doesn't only make any modern movie look like a Photoshop experiment gone wrong but also the skin look like orange plastic (also seen in these snippets)? Also blood looks purple now in war movies or any action scene where blood is present. It's absolutely infuriating.
You can make an entertaining movie with a very stupid message. The problem is they make very unentertaining movies with very stupid messages. Nothing is ever set up. A pay off without a set up is just things happening. In between boring pay off scenes they lecture you about how people who think or look differently are evil.
Yeah or just fueling class disparities. "Look the rich people are bad, I'm sure that it won't backfire to make them your enemies!" "Look, X country that's the bad guy of the week is in this and this very topical policy prescription is being played out in a very favorable way on screen. If I see a buzzfeed article confirming my knuckledragging bias, I'm in!" "Look, classism against x is justified to somehow stop classism. Somehow. Fair enough." Hollywood at this point isn't just cynical copycats, they're proactively divisive. And enough people exist out there to say, "Yeah, but it's okay, because I actually agree with this brand of divisiveness."
Social liberalism is just the latest window dressing for US imperialism. The overall messaging remains that US military force is always righteous and the US is the exceptional shining city on the hill, here to save the rest of the world from themselves. And saving non Americans normally means blowing them up with futuristic military tech. Because any character who refuses to accept the hegemony of US force can only be redeemed in death. It is the same old psychopathic propaganda but with gender and ethnic diversity. In fact it’s probably worse as the US military has final say on all scripts where the military are depicted since 9/11. Including sci-fi.
@@jeromyperez5532 All politics is class warfare my dude. It's literally a fight over what we're going to do with our treasure. We could have given ourselves healthcare and invested research into things like thorium reactors or curing aging, but we decided to give defense contractors a few trillion instead. What else did we accomplish in Afghanistan, besides killing people and making their lives worse? The liberalism isn't "divisive". It's a balm for liberals to pretend to themselves they're the "good guys" while being complicit and profiting off all the misery in society. Just like how Fox News tells its peeps they know what's best, it's all just a church telling people they're great, things are fine, go back to sleep. If we cared about homeless people, we'd just provide them housing. But they serve a useful function of scaring the shit out of others to make sure they stay in jobs they hate. If you look at everything in society through the lens of "how does this help shareholders/landlords/bankers" everything that seemed stupid at first glance, makes absolute perfect sense. Every single time. There's two ways to have anything change: either scare the crap out of our overlords so they give a little (your "divisiveness"), or REPLACE them. Everything else is to be all-in on the blood-gurgling sociopathy. Cosby is free and Assange is in a torture chamber. That's all you need to know about how great humans are.
It's like a movie pitch cold reading. Just keep throwing out everything imaginable until Soulless Corporate Suit #1 responds, and then go with that plot line.
I bet some of the artsy artistic screenwriter of ninth level in Hollywood is making notes from this right now while drinking soy latte. We will see this masterpiece in cinemas soon. Only one improvement - the role of DiCaprio will be played by Idris Elba, who will be rocket engineer and world's best detective at the same time. Wicked!
The INFINITE REPEATING HIGH ENERGY COUNTRY MUSIC starts out as silly, then you forget about it/don’t notice it, then suddenly when he’s deep in the plot, hitting the denouement, you realize it’s been playing the same audio clip for 20 mins and you start DYING laughing
I would emphasize witty. Since RUclips is a medium for the common people and the average IQ is 100 and half of the population is below it it really becomes apparent here. But once in a while you get a gifted person who actually can talk like Georg.
There was a movie that did something similar with all the satire of action hero movies of the 80s ; its called "The last action hero". It starts off a bit slow, but gets wild towards the end (its a 90s movie), and I would recommend it, especially if you liked the satirical take of this video.
This dapper and highly refined gentleman is just who the head honchos at RedLetterMedia need for their upcoming revival of "The Nerd Crew!" His highly intellectual interactions with Rich Evans will be the stuff of legend! OF LEGEND I TELL YOU!
Great flick, the citizen Kane of movies. Not like that crap citizen Kane, the godfather 3 of comics. Sorry, I think the video has hurt my brain head. I need a lie down.....
@@animalcol1 "Oh look, there's the cane from Citizen Kane!" Edit: Apologies but I haven't posted a Simpsons quote on a thread for like eight minutes... It's more addictive than any opioid!
I like when sequels apologize for not capitulating to my every childish whim in the first movie. Can we expect some hasty fan-service backpedaling in The Revelator: Revelations?
Geezus who thumbs this guy down? He's working his ass off from the third world!!! Just keep it moving , no need to shit on it. On another note, thank you Georg. You're full of surprises and I like 'em.
So, who else at some point had their doubts (mostly in the middle of the video) if this was about an actual movie review or not? I don't want to be alone on this
You forgot to tell all to smash that like button, don't forget to share and subscribe, ring that bell for notifications, and leave a comment down below telling you what we think.
Have some respect! That lamp has a name and it is Georg Rockall-Schmidt. I don't know who the bald dude is though. I think it is just some prop to keep the smooth brains watching.
A lot of people get Apocalypse Now incorrect. It's not *about* Vietnam. It's about the Thirty Years War in the 17th century, which was itself a homage to the Trojan War.
@@zogwort1522 Thanks for your input. I look forward to reading your thesis on this serious throwaway joke I made on this youtube video, and your subsequent viva voce.
@@zogwort1522 Oh come now, this is weak stuff. Allegory based upon 2500 years of myths and legend? That's an English lit freshman answer. You could have at least touched on the more specific themes of Heart of Darkness. I'm afraid I'm going have to mark your paper in the C- bracket.
@@zogwort1522 Then you haven't been paying attention. What can I say? I'm not getting a Perrier award and you aren't going to be winning awards for Literary criticism, so I guess we're both going to walk away mutually unimpressed and disappointed.
There's a Dollar Dog and Hip Tang special at my local kebab/chinese/fish 'n' chips/Rhodesian biltong takeaway. Only a fiver and they throw in a packet of Rennies.
How does that meaty log taste with hiptang? I ask because I'm currently bathing in hiptang, thinking about how deep the movie you just described is, and I'm craving a meaty log but I don't want to leave the bath! Any help or advice would be greatly appreciated!
@@SausageFingers420 unfortunately my underwear dissolved in the hiptang so I've lost my legal defense. I'll try to pick up another pair of legal beagle briefs before anyone notices! Thank you for the heads up!
I used to love films. I was _known_ for loving films among family and friends. I mean, I still do. They're just very rarely anything new. I think the last film I actually enjoyed was The Favourite..? Before that, I would need more time than I care to give to remember chronologically... I _very_ rarely have use for rental services like VUDU and use streaming services more for TV series, documentaries or older films. I used to be really angry about this, but everyone else seems to love their repetitive 35 film franchise superhero movie diet. So, I've just gotten way more into books than I previously had been. Luckily, I still have an imagination even though Hollywood doesn't. I LOVE the Being There and Kubrick references, btw! EDIT: Oh, I liked Mank! There.
Psychedelics in action. He's channeling his inner young Indiana of crystal skull fame. Next week, a bag over his head with "I am ET's Father" scrawled in crayon on it. Its the next logical step.....
Larry biden is pretty funny when you notice how slowly the riflemen are pulling back after a shot and then imagine the very real threats Kubrick was making to them about where and how hard he'd be putting their bayonets if they so much as brushed against his $100,000 custom camera rig with the rarest lenses in the world.
The fact I thought this was a review of an actual film for about half of the video shows you what a state hollywood is in.
The worst part is there is a movie from the past few years called revelator. It was completely unmemorable, so only him saying that sparked a memory of it which made my brain go "hey that is a real movie".
Same here !
@@ASolzhenitsyn you know what did it for me, it was the “protagonist becomes alcoholic but still looks like Chris Hemsworth” thing..
Yeah I actually had to look it up lol
It took me like 40 minutes to figure it out
Don't forget that having an individual film aesthetic is also a no-no. Everything has to be orange and teal. And don't forget to turn it up to the max so blood looks purple instead of bright red.
But what about the scenes of suspense and horror tinted green?
Or “teal and piss yellow”. I think they’ve ditched the orange to a degree…. _in movies._
Now they just save it for the movie posters (looking at you *Blade Runner:2049* and *Godzilla V Kong)*
@@TheRealNormanBates To be fair, in 2049 that's pretty accurate to the film.
That's a 2000s thing, definitely hasn't been as common in the 2010s or 2020s so far
@@Joviaero Not really. Most movies still is use it. But even in the ones that don't they still use a strange color grading. Hasn't anyone here noticed that blood is now purple in movies???
Sounds interesting, and I normally hate arthouse type movies.
Just out of personal interest: why?
Are you more of an outhouse type of fan?
@@baker.vision
Well, I’m more a fan of funhouse type movies, so maybe Carl is a fan of growhouse, greenhouse type of movies.
Has anyone here noticed too that the trend of color grading every single movie in orange and teal doesn't only make any modern movie look like a Photoshop experiment gone wrong but also the skin look like orange plastic (also seen in these snippets)? Also blood looks purple now in war movies or any action scene where blood is present. It's absolutely infuriating.
@@CorbCorbin personally i'm more into crackhouse type movies
"... without a sponsor, I probably wouldn't have bothered."
Sums up the vibe of so many videos I se now days.
I only do sponsorships with Virtucon and other corporations that openly work on the destruction of the planet! I also sure love chicken and dog meat in tubes... All I'm saying is: Don't give up, Georg. You're not alone.
Pedigree chum pie. Finest cuts of prime beef. Its true. The English care more for animaks than Islamic state lunatics.
@@rcagoon1969 ambiguous writing
This video left me with two questions:
1. Where did you come from?
2. Where did you go?
@Jamie McCallum Ligma balls.
i was married a long time ago?
Yorshire
Mexico(?)
We designed him to be almost mythical, he comes from nowhere and he returns to nowhere.
Georg is slowly going further and further off the rails, he's going to be releasing videos from a padded room with a lava lamp on a clear cased CRT TV
If you listened to the podcast you would know that happened long ago 😂
@@nadiabishop5650
Does he ever talk about "Dollar Dogs"...? I've got a hankering for a sausage-like animal byproduct-based snack...
I read that as critical race theory tv and thats how I know i'm retarded
its funny bcuz its tru
If we could be so lucky.
Why does Georg look like a Skyrim character during the skype call?
Literally right about to comment this
Because he was the guard that took an arrow to the knee
Couldn’t stop looking at his nose
Because it's really awkward to interview someone on a skype call.
In a perfect world, Georg like me would not exist.
But this is not a perfect world.
The rockall just nails it every time. Different class. And a tales of the unexpected background. Genius.
That's the power of Rockall Cinematic Universe!
Looking forward for the next episode, where he will meet his other 3 versions.
@@tlamiczka
Is this the arc where Instead of an Infinity Gauntlet, GRS actually takes control of the "Longevity Lamp" which he must prevent from falling into the hands of his arch nemesis, Donald McDisney??
Yeah he rocks all. *badum tsss*
Has anyone here noticed too that the trend of color grading every single movie in orange and teal doesn't only make any modern movie look like a Photoshop experiment gone wrong but also the skin look like orange plastic (also seen in these snippets)? Also blood looks purple now in war movies or any action scene where blood is present. It's absolutely infuriating.
The syntax of your entire comment is completely off.
Joyously watching GRS becoming who he was always destined to be.
"Don't get snowed in and go mental". Genius, and yet sound advice
I laughed way harder than I should have at that.
@@wynngwynn me too. It was delivered tremendously
Sad that this movie won’t get an Oscar despite how good it is.
Leo gets cheated one more time
Dang it I messed up the 69
You can make an entertaining movie with a very stupid message.
The problem is they make very unentertaining movies with very stupid messages. Nothing is ever set up. A pay off without a set up is just things happening. In between boring pay off scenes they lecture you about how people who think or look differently are evil.
Don’t trust a guy with a goatee especially if he’s petting a cat.
Yeah or just fueling class disparities. "Look the rich people are bad, I'm sure that it won't backfire to make them your enemies!"
"Look, X country that's the bad guy of the week is in this and this very topical policy prescription is being played out in a very favorable way on screen. If I see a buzzfeed article confirming my knuckledragging bias, I'm in!"
"Look, classism against x is justified to somehow stop classism. Somehow. Fair enough."
Hollywood at this point isn't just cynical copycats, they're proactively divisive. And enough people exist out there to say, "Yeah, but it's okay, because I actually agree with this brand of divisiveness."
Social liberalism is just the latest window dressing for US imperialism.
The overall messaging remains that US military force is always righteous and the US is the exceptional shining city on the hill, here to save the rest of the world from themselves.
And saving non Americans normally means blowing them up with futuristic military tech.
Because any character who refuses to accept the hegemony of US force can only be redeemed in death.
It is the same old psychopathic propaganda but with gender and ethnic diversity.
In fact it’s probably worse as the US military has final say on all scripts where the military are depicted since 9/11. Including sci-fi.
@@jeromyperez5532 All politics is class warfare my dude. It's literally a fight over what we're going to do with our treasure. We could have given ourselves healthcare and invested research into things like thorium reactors or curing aging, but we decided to give defense contractors a few trillion instead. What else did we accomplish in Afghanistan, besides killing people and making their lives worse?
The liberalism isn't "divisive". It's a balm for liberals to pretend to themselves they're the "good guys" while being complicit and profiting off all the misery in society. Just like how Fox News tells its peeps they know what's best, it's all just a church telling people they're great, things are fine, go back to sleep.
If we cared about homeless people, we'd just provide them housing. But they serve a useful function of scaring the shit out of others to make sure they stay in jobs they hate. If you look at everything in society through the lens of "how does this help shareholders/landlords/bankers" everything that seemed stupid at first glance, makes absolute perfect sense. Every single time.
There's two ways to have anything change: either scare the crap out of our overlords so they give a little (your "divisiveness"), or REPLACE them. Everything else is to be all-in on the blood-gurgling sociopathy.
Cosby is free and Assange is in a torture chamber. That's all you need to know about how great humans are.
@@BMoser-bv6kn Excellent!
I can't remember how I discovered this channel years ago, but it is such a fine jewel. Great video as always
I am sure it's all done in the best possible taste.
Absolutely loving the direction this channel has gone recently ❤️
I can't wait for the simultaneous streaming/theatrical release, when I get to watch it on my phone in the cinema.
Even the lava lamp seems sped up, i feel pumped after watching this. Time to go and…watch a film.
It's like a movie pitch cold reading. Just keep throwing out everything imaginable until Soulless Corporate Suit #1 responds, and then go with that plot line.
I bet some of the artsy artistic screenwriter of ninth level in Hollywood is making notes from this right now while drinking soy latte. We will see this masterpiece in cinemas soon. Only one improvement - the role of DiCaprio will be played by Idris Elba, who will be rocket engineer and world's best detective at the same time. Wicked!
very clever .... bit over caffeinated
You nailed it. Every normie seems to think that suggesting the shoehorning of Idris Elba in to every movie somehow makes it more "worthy".
Love the tie.
The tie is making me weep 😭
This video was a triumph.
The motorcycle Steve McQueen used in *The Great Escape* was a Triumph too
A huge success! I must make a note of this.
The INFINITE REPEATING HIGH ENERGY COUNTRY MUSIC starts out as silly, then you forget about it/don’t notice it, then suddenly when he’s deep in the plot, hitting the denouement, you realize it’s been playing the same audio clip for 20 mins and you start DYING laughing
Georg, your videos are the best quality on RUclips. Witty, funny, and terribly dry. Love it
I would emphasize witty. Since RUclips is a medium for the common people and the average IQ is 100 and half of the population is below it it really becomes apparent here. But once in a while you get a gifted person who actually can talk like Georg.
@@EbonyPope Uh ok... Do you really think you need an above-average IQ to enjoy a RUclips video? Come on man.
Dropping the act and muttering "ignorant pigs" at the end wrapped this up beautifully.
this is a hilarious satire of the average 100 million dollar holly wood blockbuster
There was a movie that did something similar with all the satire of action hero movies of the 80s ; its called "The last action hero". It starts off a bit slow, but gets wild towards the end (its a 90s movie), and I would recommend it, especially if you liked the satirical take of this video.
@@robotichumanity6019 thanks sounds great im currently binging a lot of monty python films but when I'm done I'll check it out.
This dapper and highly refined gentleman is just who the head honchos at RedLetterMedia need for their upcoming revival of "The Nerd Crew!"
His highly intellectual interactions with Rich Evans will be the stuff of legend! OF LEGEND I TELL YOU!
Now THIS is a cross-over I can get behind!
Very cool.
@@SausageFingers420 very very cool
@@SausageFingers420 Me personally, I loved this presentation.
@@ApparentlyGoogledislikesmyname Now THIS is the power of math!
No, wait, that's not right... ummm...
"A story without a message is good, keep your politics out of our pop culture."
- Stan Lee, director of Avengers 16, Vengeance of the Avengertrons
Great flick, the citizen Kane of movies.
Not like that crap citizen Kane, the godfather 3 of comics.
Sorry, I think the video has hurt my brain head. I need a lie down.....
@@animalcol1
"Oh look, there's the cane from Citizen Kane!"
Edit:
Apologies but I haven't posted a Simpsons quote on a thread for like eight minutes... It's more addictive than any opioid!
@@residentelect love it!! 👏👍😁
RIP Stanley Lee.
Your channel has is criminally underappreciated. You deserve way more attention. Keep up the good work.
I like when sequels apologize for not capitulating to my every childish whim in the first movie. Can we expect some hasty fan-service backpedaling in The Revelator: Revelations?
Is that a sequel trilogy reference ? Sorry, dude, but it's crap.
@@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y That's one example, out of many. The sequel trilogy lacks the originality to have pulled that stupid stunt first.
Sometimes the algorithm really serves one up. Subscribed.
Really lucky I've been following this channel for years. It only gets better.
"I don't want to see that! I'm living it!"
Read my mind. Bottoms up.
It's a great mash-up of movies done by an important and respected film critic
Geezus who thumbs this guy down? He's working his ass off from the third world!!! Just keep it moving , no need to shit on it.
On another note, thank you Georg. You're full of surprises and I like 'em.
Yes! That is the movie I need to see. Carrie Fisher as Ho Chi Minh.
Talk about whitewashing
When he says "through some of the best flashbacks I've ever seen" I don't know if he's being ironic or double ironic. I don't know anything anymore!
Hell, I never knew anything to begin with. Who are you, where's my Cream of Wheat?
@@SausageFingers420 it's next to the Hiptang!
This channel is a treasure
This is pure gold.
I would watch the f*ck out of this. Thanks Howitzer! You really know the swill that I love.
I've never once been disappointed with the content of this channel. I don't even know how it's possible
Very few channels I know I’ll watch every one of their videos and enjoy them.
👍 keep it up man, one of my favorite channels.
There's a certain energy to this video, and I'm totally on board witth it.
Him, some VCR-Repair hack frauds and a drunk Scottsman are about whats left of honest critics on YT.
Who is the drunk scottsman?
@@CalebCrazyVampire The Critical Drinker.
Saw sth by him a few years ago and was mildly amused, last stuff I checked was awful.
Best critics going are rlm, Georg and deepfocuslens, imo.
@@henryjones8287 Why do you believe the Drinkers last stuff to be aweful?
And thanks for the new adition!
@@mariodrv Too much pandering culture war nonsense. Great for the clicks, but not much else.
I remember times when I was looking forward to your videos, George.
"THREE of the seventeen writers are women" I'm dyin
Probably my most rewatched video on this channel, that Shill Master playlist is a classic.
Been a fan of your channel since the start. Always thoughtful and enlightening.
"Jake pual legitimate boxer" almost made me do a spit take
Omg that sponsor read and then the phone call! 🤣😂 absolutely love Georg!!
Rock Dogg nails it again.
This is fast becoming a must-watch channel.
This really feels cocaine induced
What a fine surpirse this upload was as I was just enjoying my Hip Tang(tm)
"If I wanted to think, I'd read a book, and then I'd not read a book!" Masterful!
So, who else at some point had their doubts (mostly in the middle of the video) if this was about an actual movie review or not?
I don't want to be alone on this
please keep making videos Georg, youre too damn relatable and frankly fucking hilarious
Comment for the algorithm gods
Your vids are great
You forgot to tell all to smash that like button, don't forget to share and subscribe, ring that bell for notifications, and leave a comment down below telling you what we think.
Excellent. Thank you for work like this. 😃👍
We are witnessing this man descend into madness
Its so beautiful......
Byron Nominal Howitzer is quite possibly the best fucking fake name I've ever heard
I've just renamed my dog......
Not sure who the guy is but I love the Lava Lamp
I couldn't even see it until this comment 💯😂
There was a guy in this video?
Have some respect! That lamp has a name and it is Georg Rockall-Schmidt. I don't know who the bald dude is though. I think it is just some prop to keep the smooth brains watching.
A lot of people get Apocalypse Now incorrect. It's not *about* Vietnam. It's about the Thirty Years War in the 17th century, which was itself a homage to the Trojan War.
In turn, The Trojan War was a nod to the scrap between Zog and Ugg.
@@zogwort1522 Thanks for your input. I look forward to reading your thesis on this serious throwaway joke I made on this youtube video, and your subsequent viva voce.
@@zogwort1522 Okay Andy Kaufman let's hear your best joke on the subject. Yeesh. Are you German?
@@zogwort1522 Oh come now, this is weak stuff. Allegory based upon 2500 years of myths and legend? That's an English lit freshman answer. You could have at least touched on the more specific themes of Heart of Darkness. I'm afraid I'm going have to mark your paper in the C- bracket.
@@zogwort1522 Then you haven't been paying attention. What can I say? I'm not getting a Perrier award and you aren't going to be winning awards for Literary criticism, so I guess we're both going to walk away mutually unimpressed and disappointed.
I think my brain just melted…
With every succeeding video I am further confirmed that this channel deserved to be one of the very few for which I did click the "bell icon".
Top marks for clips of Being There. A much underappreciated movie.
I'll be sure to buy that for a federalized euro-credit!
Love that fiddle music playing in the background
There's a Dollar Dog and Hip Tang special at my local kebab/chinese/fish 'n' chips/Rhodesian biltong takeaway. Only a fiver and they throw in a packet of Rennies.
Genius!
My favourite post of 2021. Have a like you feckin legend!! 💪😁👍
I'm sure this otherwise unrelated almagamation of words makes for a funny and timeless reference. Rennies, can't get enough of 'em.
You sir have a clarity of vision.
Those alternate movie inserts are a hilarious touch
This is gold!
I'm going to HAVE to watch TENET backwards now 😵
They should show it in theaters.
Superbly Brilliant Breakdown !!!!
Simply brilliant!
How does that meaty log taste with hiptang? I ask because I'm currently bathing in hiptang, thinking about how deep the movie you just described is, and I'm craving a meaty log but I don't want to leave the bath! Any help or advice would be greatly appreciated!
Pretty sure bathing in Hiptang is in violation of several international treaties and 3 patents. Hope your underwear is made out of lawyers.
@@SausageFingers420 unfortunately my underwear dissolved in the hiptang so I've lost my legal defense. I'll try to pick up another pair of legal beagle briefs before anyone notices! Thank you for the heads up!
The best movie critic, without a shadow of a doubt
I like the choice of tie this evening 😍
I appreciate them not making me feel bad about my ignorance.
You channel is underrated
Some producer is watching this video and furiously taking notes.
it's all done in the best possible taste!
This must be from the same production conglomerate as Nerd Crew.
What a lovely watch!
This is perhaps the most sarcastic video ever put to youtube.
Best. Film. Ever.
Cue Bill Burr voice, channeling technology Jesus as he chomps on a pretentious fruit (like a pear) - "Spielberg, get on it!!!"
I used to love films. I was _known_ for loving films among family and friends. I mean, I still do. They're just very rarely anything new. I think the last film I actually enjoyed was The Favourite..? Before that, I would need more time than I care to give to remember chronologically...
I _very_ rarely have use for rental services like VUDU and use streaming services more for TV series, documentaries or older films. I used to be really angry about this, but everyone else seems to love their repetitive 35 film franchise superhero movie diet.
So, I've just gotten way more into books than I previously had been. Luckily, I still have an imagination even though Hollywood doesn't. I LOVE the Being There and Kubrick references, btw!
EDIT: Oh, I liked Mank! There.
I love this approach to criticism and cynicism. “Let me describe to you a warped but realistic understanding of how x works”.
Alternative title: the greatest story to be told within 10 years time
incredible. just incredible
Reminds me of when you accidentally wrote Passenger off the top of your head in 100 Layers of Cliche's - How to Write A Hollywood Movie.
Rockall's review makes me want to watch "The Revelator", though not for any of the right reasons.
Feking great; I finally feel as if I've seen all those "must see movies" TV-tards have been yelling at me about. Thanks 👍
This is next level
A return to form
Gerog, you know what's up. And you're witty as anything. Love your videos! xD
this was pretty fantastic. thanks
Psychedelics in action.
He's channeling his inner young Indiana of crystal skull fame.
Next week, a bag over his head with "I am ET's Father" scrawled in crayon on it.
Its the next logical step.....
Larry biden is pretty funny when you notice how slowly the riflemen are pulling back after a shot and then imagine the very real threats Kubrick was making to them about where and how hard he'd be putting their bayonets if they so much as brushed against his $100,000 custom camera rig with the rarest lenses in the world.
WHEN THE HELL IS THIS MOVIE COMING OUT?!
I NEED TO SEE IT AT LEAST 16 TIMES!!!
why not 69 omg
@@noahleach7690 nice.
This is my new favorite movie.